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First for SNDKGODS WE ARE BACK
next week on /smg/please look forward to it
Know pain, Bobo
Good job @FedFrom the ISM manufacturing index:>The Prices Index remained in expansion (or ‘increasing’ territory), registering 84.6 percent, a 6.3-percentage point jump from March’s reading of 78.3 percent. In the last three months, the Prices Index has increased 25.6 percentage points to reach its highest level since April 2022 (84.6 percent).
> nows
>>62177484BASED . SNDKGODS ARE WE EATING GOOD RN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_aYSaF7Zg8
XOM seems to have done well regarding EPS but screwed over by some of its production being hedge oil stocks are sucking a bit tonight
GM /smg/
kek oil baggieskek emergency fund baggies
Thank you Pakistani scammer David Axios sources for giving me a last opportunity to fill-in oil companies for cheap
>>62177500Is this JP Morgan HQ?
>>62177506we are being RAPED today FUCK IT FUCK BESSENT AND FUCK JAPAN
Should I sell another SPX put spread since it’s backed by the federal reserve?
Reposting incase some missed it last thread>>62177469You all know the bottom is going to fall out of this market soon right?? we're in the beginning of a war we are losing..
>>62177484Based
>>62177513you lost tranny
qqq 680/681c 5/4
>>62177494Yessir
>>62177511They sure are doing the needful to engineer a biblical catastrophe. I don't care, I'm patient, every dip is a buying opportunity.
>Journalist Abdullah Khalouf reveals details of the new Iranian proposal: Tehran accepts discussing the nuclear file through technical and technological committees, with a long-term freeze on enrichment, and deferring the missiles and arms files to a later stage.Yeah no, Israel won't like that
fucking retards talking about oil, just buy MU when you have leftover cash
I hearby nominate Nami as the official mascot of /smg/
>>62177521>nooo but im emotionally attached to oil
Is the pump cause of the annoucement that there is no war?
>>62177522breasts too large, sloppy.
>>62177518i know, but sometimes us commodities KEKS feel jealous when we see tech bros and their 100% m/m return
Either SPX over 9000 EOY or we’re gonna have a choppy summer
>>62177519lel, it took 20 months to negotiate the previous plan that was teared up. Gonna be fun to have the Hormussy not GUSHING anymore for that many months.
>>62177531the world will adapt
>>62177522cute
Noooo SOXL not now you must keep pumping I want more gains!!!!
>>62177484you know that line can't just keep going up right
>>62177504>emergency fund baggiesEmergency fundies have no idea what's even going on.
>Amid the ongoing negotiations between the US and Iran, in the IDF they recognize that the military targets in Iran have been achieved, but as long as the nuclear program doesn't leave Iran and the enrichment doesn't stop - everything that's been done is one big failure. Senior military officials assess that even after the missiles, headquarters, and commanders were attacked - the Iranian regime will be able to "pounce on the nuclear program" after the war ends
Should i buy the nvidia dip? Looks very boring for now
>>62177512No, while everyone here is LARPing as an uber-bull, in reality you can't predict the movement of the SPY over the next say 4 weeks. There is a lot of opportunity for it to go down
I sure hope none of you are holding SAPhttps://thehackernews.com/2026/04/sap-npm-packages-compromised-by-mini.html
>>62177546But I sell 0DTEs sir
inshallah qqq will rally
>>62177524>>nooo but im emotionally attached to oil
>>62177547You just know it will pump on monday
>>62177543somebody has been slurping all shares under 200, take that how you will
I need adviceSls or kraken
>>62177522
It's a bit weird to pump it over the weekend.Usually the weekend is reserved for bearish news so Eric, junior and baron trump can get their insider trading done on friday and buy the bottom on Monday
>couldn't escaped WDC spread for a tiny profit>got greedy
Letting the market close my 0DTEs is my super power. Heaven or Hell. Let’s rock
>>62177527I disagree >>62177535Very>>62177565Gross
>>62177504Silver bros up bigly thanks to baggies
100 EVENS ARE TRADING
ALMIGHTY PUMP
Acteevate ze pirate money printer
Yay got to sell these bags at a profit!>>62177527Nta but I like large breasts.
>>62177567Just short on Hyperliquid
>>62177537INTC is utter shit and it's about 3x the market cap of sndk. So yes this shit can keep going up
Enjoy it while it lasts, you all getting a little to euphoric
>>62177582Is there another buyout rumor or something?
>>62177588its just a stupid SD card
>>62177591
-_- my portfolio says its up less than it really is. Right before close yesterday an option spread got very wide and made my portfolio look more valuable than it really was. Obviously at the time said option could not be sold for such prices. This makes me line not look as good and its annoying me ;_;
All time high after all time high and bears keep coping about a market crash that never happens
>>62177591Have the Chinks and Arabs already lost interest? I thought they wanted those sweet IPs
>>62177598A stupid SD card with a backlog of 42 billion USD
Nice company to buy right now, desu
>>62177561Tell me what to buy anons
imagine being a crypto faggot and watching stocks making all time highs every week kek
>>62177601happens
>>62177601*glomps anon*
>>62177601It happens I got like 10 spreads open and the broker defaults to the worst case scenario for liquidating. Portfolio is up and down 5-10% a day
What’s the deal with Nuh Vidya? Too big to go up?
>>62177610Surely you are buying more here right, stocks are making ATH's every WEEK so buy more here
>selling off SNDK to try to wash the optionsI hope you guys exited while you could.
WHY
We lost retard pump bros
>>62177625my only regret is I only have so much cash every week to buy more and more stocks. Almost out of cash over here! haha not yet
>US Navy turns to AI firm Domino for options to counter Iranian mines Domino's does AI now?
>>62177610It was over for those retards the second the ETF was approved. Access to crypto gains without any of the scam bullshit means people quickly realized it was never worth anything. Boomer stocks perform better without any of the risk and volatility.
>>62177642I thought they were already sweeping the mines?
>>62177606>foundry business is at a 43% operating margin loss dear god
JA HIND JA HIND OIL BROS WE ARE BACK
>IBM>SentinelOne
>>62177642I was told there were no mines
Why is nigvidya performing so badly compared to other hardware companies?
guess im an nvda baggie now
>>62177642That's such a meme headline. The issue with naval mines is we have no mine clearing ships.
I bought the top. Get out before it’s too late.
>>62177643so should i move my roth bitcoin to something boring like JNUG?
Prepare for KLAR takeoff. You did listen to me, right? You did buy Klarna, r-right?
>>62177661
>>62177494Jeffrey, I'd rather not deal with the real world :(
>>62177656because they are fabless and manufacturing prices are going up so tsm and intel are going to take a bigger share of the pie and them less. when fabs need their business they get wider margins, when they need to compete with everyone else for wafers that money goes to the fabs.
>>62177612*gleeps you*>>62177613Fug why can't I have this in my life! But yeah I hate how it makes my chart look, gives a false illusion on performance when I'm up a lot or down a lot.
>>62177656Google started selling TPU's directly to customers in April for their data centers so NVDA finally has competition. And the TPU is addressing the biggest issue with AI which is the cost to run them. And the claim at least is that by using TPU's you are actually profitable
>>62177494Did you get rugged twice lol
just wait until demand destruction comes shitting on absolutely everything
>>62177656Huh?
>>62177667none of the seinfeld characters do that
>>62177674>hundreds of new $1 million inheritances every daySorry bud
>>62177672>run thempretty sure tpu's are for training babe. cpu handles the work. but even so i don't think it's an architecture story right now so much as a volume one.
>>62177658We don't have dedicated mine sweepers. The Litoral Combat Ships have mine clearing ability. Now whether we've overcome the multirole curse or not, that's what it is.
>~4% up on futures>already down 0,3%Why
>>62177671>Fug why can't I have this in my life!Just get a hooker
>>62177674I'm tired of fucking waiting.All you bears do is talk shit with no plan, just complains and vague warnings, being a bear will never pay off im going long spy.
>>62177684If futures were real life we’d never open the market
>>62177683>weStop pretending you’ll get anything out of Jewish wars
>>62177673>SNDK NIGGAS WE EATIN GO-
The stock market will not make a poor person rich when the fall comes
It's over. The FTSE is finished and no-one cares about the oil price anymore. I am going to crawl back to Wall Street and kiss the boots of the Orange One on the steps of the NYSE.
>MRAM>LWLGShill me your small caps, lads.
>>62177673Yes I'm only up 13.9k rather than 14.5
>>62177697Dumb assumption you buy the fuck out of any "crash" Pussy ass nigger
>>62177701wkey, bynd, btbt
>>62177697It might, rabbit, it might.Anyway, I'm not poor, just broke.
>>62177690Same, it's over. The bulls won. I'm going back into VUAG.
Is Xiaomi a SLURP?
>ExxonMobil and Chevron are resisting pressure from Trump to boost oil output during a global energy crisis. >Despite soaring prices after the Iran war, both companies say they won’t change their strategies, which focus on long-term profits and cash flow rather than rapidly increasing production. >Executives argue the disruption is too short-term to justify major shifts, and that production can’t be quickly scaled anyway.FT
>daily PNL halved
Welp, I guess the modern market is just uncrashable now
>>62177711Never slurp Chyna companies. OnegaiThey're dipping for a reason (and a hard to research reason to boot)
>>62177672but i checked and you're right, there are tpu's for inference.
>>62177673 i bought the ultimate bottom this time and the expiry date is a bit far away
>well I guess it would be nice>if I could touch your body>I know that not everybody>has got a body like you
>>62177698It's pretty traditional for the market to write off oil after a gap up until it makes a higher high.What's been not traditional is the extreme backwardation. >>62177716Me too but it was my own fault inside some 0 days where it flashed exit and I was a dumb cunt.
>>62177707tell me about btbt
Sandisksisters this was getting a bit too hot for me and my 0DTE, I sold now while I'm still ahead
Chances for a peace deal this weekend?
>>62177707>byndBagholder spotted
whats best trading platform for options...I want to short and buy puts on everythingthis market is due for crashing
Opinions on EMAT? I know some people here trade small caps instead of meme stocks.
>>621777350
I am sitting on 15% cash (25k). I cant stand it anymore. I rather lose it in the market than seeing it rot away with my 2% interest. I am want to dump it randomly into pltr/nvda/tsmc/spy. Talk me out of it.
>>62177730What should I do? London market closes in 30 min. Should I sell and buy S&P ETFs or baghold?
>>62177732eth at a discount, a little bit of cashflow and gambling bolted on.
>>62177739Tastytrade if you are Indian sir
>>62177744try to enter nokia as close to 13 as you can
>>62177744give it to me and ill double it
>>62177747No Saar im in the US
>>62177733>sandisk>sisters...
Rolling for crashing
>>62177751Big boy brokers will have to clear you for options. Some brokers let you do everything immediately. Fidelity and Schwab are the best but they don’t allow jam boys.
>>62177746hm
It's over.Into the Hall of cost>Spirit Airlines Prepares To Shut Down As Rescue Deal Falls Apart – WSJ>US ISM Mfg. Employment Index Actual 46.4 (Forecast 48.8, Previous 48.7)>US ISM Mfg. Prices Paid Actual 84.6 (Forecast 80.3, Previous 78.3)>US ISM Mfg. New Orders Index Actual 54.1 (Forecast 54.5, Previous 53.5)
gosh darn this board is slow reroll
CVX XOM earnings day baby, time to celebrate
>smiggers predicting a crashsee you fellas at 9000 EOY...
Is SOXL just allergic to 130?
>>62177762>XOM15% eps beat -0.18% revenue loss (considering production warped up in true middle east and barrels hedged) not fucking bad
You all have been stacking uranium stocks and getting +175% for the last year right?
>>62177758you're kidding I can't just do options on Robinhood or some BS, wtf man I want to use 10x leverage and stuff
thoughts on IONQ, INFQ?
>>62177769CVX 45% eps beat dam
>>62177756>>62177733NAND and memory cultists...will win...love seeping from the guns...
soxl chads stay winning
>>62177773Total meme.
>>62177777Checked
>>62177773Not sure what they do but I have IONQ calls
>>62177777good numbers
I bought 4 shares of UNH and PRU combined to see how it goes. UNH's yield is low though. I wish they'd raise it to PRU's level.
We're now in May
>>62177788I'm gonna truth nuke you- I'm...just not gonna sell in May
>>62177788Sell in May and nobody will know you’re gay?
>>62177770I know I should be buying uranium stocks because rick rule said so but I want to buy other things too. Plus they've always been volatile.
Consider the following:
>>62177788“Sell in May if you’re a total gay” -Warren Buffett
>>62177788um, source?
>>62177792Based rad bros
>>62177724I would vomit if I lost 15k on a trade but I’m just under 200k total.
>>62177500
>>62177763You just oredicted a pump via 1 pbtid.....you ruined it
>>62177805lmao
>>62177807Hey, it's early in the morning for west coast bros
im getting pizza for lunch how you all
>>62177723>training>inferenceok now tell me about the token generation abilities
>>62177792They aren't though, they have been consistent for a while. Every projection has demand outstripping supply for the near future. A good way to hedge you bets a bit is if you are cautious is to look for companies that process ore into yellow cake; the same process makes red cake which is vanadium. DNN does this as a secondary income stream, Vanadium goes into almost every piece of high end steel on the planet.
LITE bros...our little schizo is almost ripe.
>>62177807your counter prediction neutralized my prediction so it's all good
>>62177749Sauce me on nokia, I keep seeing it brought up lately.>>62177813Can you bring me back a slice?
By all measures we are in a global recession. Is foreign investment into the stock market really propping it up this hard? Just because everyone believes caching your money in US stocks is the safest?
>>62177818is Denison mines a buy rn?
Ever since that one anon asked if he was too late for HGRAF I feel like it's dumped 10% kek
>>62177813just a plain slice please (im a jew). thanks
Thanks based ionq 45 call for buying me lunch
>>62177830HGRAF more like HRT
>tfw gambled on December MRAM calls an hour ago>tfw underwater 10% nowNot like this ...
>>62177827send me 33000 btc ill buy you a couple delivered to you
>>62177827>Sauce me on nokia, I keep seeing it brought up lately.Euros itt have gone from being gay bears because they're not allowed to make money buying American stocks to being a year late on being bullish on tech and Nokia is the only ticker their nanny state let's them purchase.
>>62177833I sold IONQ at 44,50 :( but i can't stand its volatility for now. It's a literal shitcoin
>>62177836Trust the plan....it will recover
>>62177831extra pep and sausage for you, got it
>>62177818Yeah I've been observing DNN along with some other companies for a bit now and I'm interested in buying into more uranium projects. Definite long-term win I think but I only have so much dry powder right now and I want to accumulate some other stuff.I just hope one day Germany will switch over to Nuclear and get a real Uranium bull market going.
>HE DIDN’T BUY GRRR
I boughted the SNDK dip again
>>62177827I baked this quick rundown for you, bro:Quick rundown on NOK in 2026:>AI bros bow to the Finnish router monks>not a phone company anymore, apparently a data-center artery company>grew Optical Networks 20% while everyone was still saying “wait, Nokia still exists?”>AI & Cloud sales up 49% in Q1>booked €1B of AI & Cloud orders in one quarter>acquired Infinera and absorbed its San Jose photonic essence>Bell Labs still hiding somewhere inside the machine>management says the AI & Cloud market grows at 27% CAGR, not the old peasant estimate of 16%>the market has discovered that GPUs require networking, and networking requires someone to sell the pipes>Nokia exists simultaneously as paper mill, phone meme, 5G disappointment, and AI supercycle infrastructure play
>>62177844lol unironically channeling my inner crypto kike and thawing out a frozen everything bagel right now for lunch. half garlic butter schmear, other half onion and chive cream cheese.
I've got a red dog dick with hair down to the tipI've got a red dog dick but I can't give it a lick
Bessent at the ready to short
>>62177850>dipbuyingFUCKINGGOD
>>62177504>>62177538Emergency fund baggie here, I spent the last six months building up my bag. Now I'm ready to emerge from my cave of slumber and become rich. How do I go from emergency toddler mindset to wolf of wall Street mindset? How do I start investing like a big boy and take risks? Should I learn stuff first or just send it?
>>62177840>Can't buy teucrium funds or certain ishares either because gubmint regsBeing a yuro who doesn't suck government cock is suffering
in all seriousness I can tell for sure the top is in on this market because ive been seriously thinking about fomoing in big time. its gonna crash
>>62177856
>>62177854>schmearI swear to god these people are like otaku retards"Pinku", it's the Japanese word for Pink, desu!
Holding spy puts through whatever short squeeze happened at open is hell
>>62177858Only ever buy long dated calls ATM or at a reasonable OTM level. Tend to buy calls on some of the most frequent tickers discussed in these threads, like e.g. right now Nokia, but never go all in on just one company.
>>62177840From what I remember they’ve got this tax-advantaged account kinda like a 401k but it doesn’t let them buy US stocks. Imagine missing out on MU, Intel, and SNDK and having to cope with a tiny bag of Nokia
>>62177863cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
>>62177855>I've got a red dog dick
>>62177871Schmear, it's Yiddish for Smear.
>>62177869>tiny bag>7% a day for a week
>>62177869>>62177877>NOK outperformed MU YTDDamn, it's over
>>62177877show your huge bag anon
>>62177863i learned about the schmear when i worked in public accounting and the old jewish billing lady would bring in matzos around easter/passover for everyone to SCHMEAR unsalted butter on and then sprinkle the kosher salt on top.
>>62177881>moving goalpoststhis is not how you debate
>>62177829It has been a buy for over a year. They are very cheap for a Uranium stock, CCJ is up 620% in 5 years and they are just a bigger version of DNN who are up 174% in one. An added bonus is there is a decent chance CCJ will try to buy them out. DNN is a nice cheap stock that you can stack in bits here and there.>>62177846Just buy a few stocks here and there, a few hundred bucks will get you a few thousand in 4-5 years. Since the go up very predictably you can sell it every time there is a price spike then buy the dip 72 hours later when Trump says something.
>>62177864Look out anony
>>62177864Did you buy the ones I sold?
BESSENT BESSENT BESSENT
so uhwhen does line go down after consistently breaking new records at record pace?
>SNDKERS manichappy laboUr day
I joined the dnnbros this morning
Making 500 dollars a day keeps the jam boy away
>>62177879Not my lil MUU thoughbeit
>>62177894based on history, it'll go down ~2% in a month and be up ~15-40% in a year
>>62177885You’re the one going off-topic talking about performance and even then, MU still crushes Nokia over one year. I’m talking about your bag. Show your 5/6 figure bag euroanon
>>62177900it's 8:44am for me and i've up 25.74% on nokia in a week
The line will go upYou have been warned
>It is very difficult for rats in a sewer pipe to know what’s going on in the outside world. Some color for the Iranian Leadership as they literally sit in the dark:>1. The United States has complete control of the Strait of Hormuz.>2. There is a hard currency, i.e. U.S. dollar, shortage.>3. Food and gasoline rationing are in place.>4. The entire international community has turned against you.>5. The BLOCKADE will continue, until there is pre-February 27 Freedom of Navigation.lmao>we control the strait>but also stop blocking it, you hear me?
>>62177894Line will never again go down, at least today
>>62177905That's from Bussy btw.
>>62177902I wish I held longer So afraid it'd drop like shit stocks
I've been making some good money with PL constantly V'ing during the day
>>62177910You have to mentally write off the amount you have invested in a position.Yeah, it can go to 0. But you already calculate with that.
>>62177902>>62177900>>62177910and that's with a 5% upwards rebuy and two trims, i'd be up 40%+ if I wasn't a cowardly new trader.
>>62177896Based fellow glowie. Don't worry about day to day swings, whenever it is down a little buy a half dozen shares and hold for a few years. You will see your stack grow at a consistent rate much like the completely unrelated cancer rates at nearby Indian Reservations.
>call goes in the money>up 12 bucksI guess because its Jan 2027. This shit is going to print tho. We need energy infrastructure.
>>62177905Asserting you have complete control and demanding Iran return to a pre Feb 27th posture are obviously contradictory.
IT'S OVER
>>62177905These guys seem to actually believe their own propaganda.
I bought also intel and AXTI around 30
David SOXL just liquidated his SPY holdings
>>62177913Problem was, I had got like 15 options when it was like $11, so it going up and down and hitting like 13.20 after market, then dropping was scary. My mark was 13.06, so I was happy when it was over that but I didn't know how high it'd go. I had way too many things I've held for a week just DIE at open, like SanDisk.
>Trump: I will be increasing tariffs charged to the European Union for cars and trucks coming into United States. Tariff will be increased to 25% - Truith Social.EU should cancel all deals, it's all worthless. Each and every contract with the US.
>>62177933And obviously gigatax and fine the TechniggersHe's now tariffing the EU based on what? Lack of cooperation in the strait that he fully controls?
>>62177933Umm, Porschesisters??
>>6217793325% on a euro car is still a better deal than a mexican car.
>>62177930Bought and sold*
>>62177933Americans should be buying f350 turbodiesels anyway. No need for eurocuck pods.
>>62177898>MUUFUCKINGGODSI just don't count it because leverage
>>62177933How am I supposed to get a Bugatti now
>>62177908Proof? Show bussy pics
>>62177933This is why Mark Carney mogs the euros, at least he understands how to deal with Trump retardation
>>62177933I hate Drumpf so fucking much bros just wanted him to deport brown people
>>62177882I learned about the Schmear when I heard the word used in a sentence the first time.
>>62177933This means victory over Iran will be declared soonThe hormussy will gush
>>62177933based? americans should be buying teslas.
Iran can just extort the US under the condition they open up the strait fully right? Couldn't they ask for Israel tier gibs and reduced presence in the ME? And what the FUCK has Oman being doing all this time?
>>62177788Yup and I am positioning myself to go away
>>62177946Trump is amazing for the market, the swings are very predictable. You know exactly when the market will dip and oil EFTs will go up.
>>62177921Fuck I would have made more just buying. I need to learn covered calls.
>>62177945>Canadian Liberal Party economistsThey’re not mogging anyone
When all those boomers on closing bell said SOXX was due for a pullback they meant it was time to buy.
>>62177972Cute
>>62177954Oman is like that cool uncle that lives in an RV, doesn't show up to any family events, and only gets messaged in group chats about upcoming funerals and then just says "damn, that sux".
I got $6k in student loans that I don't need for anything April 1st and I've been sitting here watching the market rip afraid to invest it. I'm very poor but I don't need this $6k for anything so I'm either going to invest it or give it back, but I'm also a retard that knows nothing about investing. What should I do? FOMOing hard
>>62177933Comrade nation builder will open all markets for communist china
>>62177977>8% loan put into the markethow about no
>>62177964>learn covered calls.you should learn that capping your upside for peanuts is bad anon
>>62177840Kek. Idk if this is a good buy. Maybe it is cause its the one theyre forced to use but I thought they had alternative brokerages to play in American markets? Or is this what they're limited to in retirement funds?>>62177852Sooooo...is it any good? Ive been burned by biz more than doing my own trades
>i made profit>but i could have made MORE profitwhy does this stick so hard?
>>62177977Just go all in on SPY 0DTEs until you double it enough times to not need a college education
>>62177954>Iran can justIran is retardeds. They should have destroyed Israel already and developed nuclear weapons, then demand Israel give up its nuclear weapons in return for Iran giving up its nuclear weapons.
>>6217798140% is subsidized loans
>>62177981>8% loan put into the market>checks schwabs margin rates
>>62177972people eat these
>>62177994>people
>>62177977Monthly QQQ calls. Not 0DTE. Absolutely don't do that
>>62177954oman has been getting bombed by IranIran can ask for a lot but they won't get anything without opening the strait and giving up the nuke dust
anyone have an air fryer pepe?
>>62177933Do people who buy M3s, G wagons and other luxury German cars even give a shit about this?
AMD finna do another +5%?
>>62177972cute!>>62177994not cute>>62177995not people
>>62177991i sure hope nobody tells him to margin trade
Ive been waiting for the big crash for a few months how much longer
>>62177921I'm fascinated by this
I'm gonna buy 1 share of every S&P 500 company
>>62178006if you are gonna margin trade, might as well borrow directly from the US treasury right? assuming they are subsidized student loans
>>62177999>air fryer pepe?How do you "fry air"????
>>62178007You missed it bro...
>>62177996I don't know how to do options. I'd prefer to just swing trade individual stocks or etfs
The coming crash is going to be the largest suicidality event in history. I'm scared bros...
>>62177990That doesn't affect your interest rate or the amount you have to pay back.
>>62177476lust provoking image irrelevant time wasting OP. Allah not approve of this anime degeneracy. May god save your soul OP for lusting over drawings.
>>62178007about 2 more years just keep hodling cash
>>62178001They do. The bulk of all wage growth in the last 5 years has been to the bottom 50% while middle managers that would buy those G-Wagons have been left high and dry. An additional 25% squeeze on them is practically a war crime.
>>62178012>if you're going to gamble might as well use somebody else's moneyyeah, i guess. not up my alley though
>>62178007October.
>>62178020/smg/ has always been a catholic/jewish alliance board
>>62177983:(
Intc is fucking me nice and hard. My balls are busted
>>62177933>Trump: I will be increasing tariffs charged to the European Union for cars and trucksI guess he gets these ideas in phone calls with Putin. We'll impose a tariff on US flights carrying weapons to Israel. 25% of every weapons shipment has to be unloaded in Germany and given to Ukraine. Russia needs to be bombed more until behavior of Trump-Putin axis ofevil improves.t. Eurofag
Debating if I should just play it safe and buy back my AAPL $285 CSP today before going to bed (Bangkok time). I really don't want my shares to get assigned.
>>62178028kys
>>62177919Yeah I threw $500 at it and I'm just going to ignore it. Seems to slowly crab upward.
>>62178017You know what? I agree, you shouldn't start with options, especially since if you search on YouTube about options information, all the finfluencers will be about SELLING options rather than buying calls, which is absolutely terrible. You can make a wage from selling options, but you won't multiply your money.So yeah, try to swing trade for a year before you actually start with options. You won't MAKE it in that year, but it's valuable for learning market structure.
>>62178015same way you fry oilwith heat
>>62178015Amerilards know no bounds
>>62177977Youre unironically ngmi with 6k let alone 60k just relax and keep stacking paper
>>62177999this good?
>>62178031lolPay up eurocuck.
>>62177999Air fryers are such scams lmao, they're just a resistance with a fan. Basically an oven you already have.
>>62177933Not just that, heavily tax the likes of google and facebook.
It's noon, what am I touching?
>>62178033appls best day ytd. every option that is one set out of the money is negative. i might be too retarded for this...
>>62177561SLSSlurp every dip. Shares, no optionsFUDsters are retarded and don't understand leukemia Bulls are jerking themselves raw about how smart they are. Ignore those saying the trial will end early. Anticipate 80th event around q3-4I'm 25k deepGood luck anon
>>62178054toaster oven works just fineAF probably a little better for fries hash browns and stuff like that barely
>>62178060I tought that was ABS
>>62178031If you europoors hate Putin so much you should probably stop letting him live rent free in your heads and at least start charging him rent.
>>62177946Instead he is importing all of India.
>>62178033CSP? Looks like a covered call to me boss
>>62177607Kraken for sure. I slurp whenever it dips under 6.
>>62178057Why tax? Just filter out Google Ads, Kikebook Ads, X ads and so on at root ISP level like a uBlock Origin on steroids.Would make nice slurpable circuit-breaker candles on the NDX-100.
>>62178066everything is bigger in texas
I am now officially a GRRR baggie. you can sell now.
>>62178068Yeah I meant CC
>>62178019If I had just bought the SanDisk I could've payed the loan back and kept 6k. I'm thinking like a retard but this tech run seems like a once in a decade bull run. Guess I missed it tho
i totally forgot to pay taxes or send in an extension filing haha whoops
>>62178065We already give Ukraine money for drones. They kill so many Russians and their brown allies that the bald manlet has trouble with recruiting.
>>62178075Just my opinion but don’t sell CC if you don’t want to get assigned. Honestly I think CCs is a super overrated and crappy strategy. Why cap your upside on a stock you don’t wanna sell?
>>62178072>root ISP levelwelcome to 1999https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_exchange_point
>>62178073>tech moves out of ca into red states>imports an army of h1b'smany such cases.
RIP
>>62178081I agree. It's like picking up pennies in front of a steamroller until you eventually get obliterated. It's too tempting for me to resist though.
>>62177476Lazy fugger
>>62178073Delet this
>SPX pinned to my short putFunny Friday I guess
>>62178088WHAT'S TIP
>Trump on Iran: I am not satisfied with the latest proposal.>Trump: Iran has no military leftlmao
>>62178096Is this setting some record for how often a war is started and stopped or won?
>>62178073>check out these texas cannons jam boy
>Iran has no military, which is why I'm moving mine for 2 months now across the whole globe, adding more and more
>>62177921>>62177964Leaps do funny things around their strike since gamma is barely a factor. It was probably vega.
>>62178091There’s a lot of other ways to gamble that don’t involve liquidating stocks you like holding.
>>62178096What a surprise
pls save nvda
>>62178096And wallah, just like that, I sold my Monday expiry QQQ call.
>>62178096when was this
>>62178112It's the same every friday, or monday. Whatever, we're stuck in a timeloop somehow.
>>6217811210 min
>>62178112five
>>62178077Nah, you wouldn't have been able to fucking tell. Absolutely NO FUCKING ONE could peg a stock @ $30 last year to be over $1k...for no fucking reason.
>>62177867how long is long dated? 1 year? 2 years?
>>62178121Initial entry thesis for SNDK would've been because you could fucking read WDC's quarterlies.
>>62178099Trump has now won 23 wars
>>62178129>TrumpGODS
Buying SPY today is like buying BTC in 2013
>all signs point to Trump and Israel resuming the war>oil is already over $100 and $115 brentSo how high will this go if Iran hit more infrastructure? Isn't $120 WTI and something like $130+ Brent catastrophic?
>>621781226+ months. 18+ months is too long, the thesis can change
>>62178121>for no fucking reasonbased retard
just found out that single stock funds exist
>>62178028>catholic>worshipping the heckin wholesome poperinoBegone, false idol.
>>62178133yeah but by monday a tweet will come out and push the prices back downgenuinely nothing to worry about
>>62178136I'm a CONSUMER of their products, you couldn't tell me those companies were WORTH a 1k stock price, it's BULLSHIT
Trade is bigger than politics.
So is Nokia a good a investment or not?
Wait, inflation is high. The Fed did nothing last FOMC.Powell said the economy is fine, explicitly said the consumer is spending, data is good, retail sales etc. Why not hike then? Rates are supposed to curb consumption and with that lower inflation. So what the fuck are they even doing
>>62178131you got a source on this
>>62178145politics+psychology+neuroticism
>>62178039
>>62178142yeah SD cards for your nintendo switch bing bing wahoo, not memory for AI inference
>>62178148I hope for it to hit 16 over the next year, will reassess around 15
>>62178150they dont want to curb consumption or risk a deflationary spiral. When prices go down it's bad!
>>62178131I think you're trying to imply that 2013 was a good time to buy but 2013 was a local top just before an enormous crash.
>>62178150>Rate hikes will solve a supply side issueYou rate hike retards do not understand anything
>>62178154Fuck you, I've been buying SanDisk for ages now, faggot. Why would they jump so hard in price without falling LIKE EVERY OTHER FAGGOT COMPANY THAT BREAKS ATH? LIKE FUCKING NVIDIA!!!!!!
>Escalating Iran rhetoric while announcing tariffsHe acts like we don't know his nepobabies aren't holding puts
>>62178160I didn't even talk about oil
Hope all intcels enjoy a wonderful andb blessed day.
>>62178161NVDA are boring and linear, just look at Sandisks expected vs actual earnings
New!>>62178172>>62178172>>62178172
>>62178148Yes
>>62178157Before a multiyear giggarun to $120k
>>62178104I don't know what these words mean
>>62178139Your Jewish friends consider Christ the Idol, not the Pope and not Statues.
I'm so bored because the market is closed for all these holidays—Constitution Day, Children's Day, National Foundation Day, and May Day. I can't do any trading.
