biblically bad edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Previously on /smg/>>62178172
next week on /smg/please look forward to it
BUILD BOATS! NOT MOATS!
NVDA is crabbing, I thought it would go to 220 this week
> futures
In case you aren't aware, the bubble popped today.There is literally no volume except for the government.
>INFQ upThis thing is going back to the single digits on Monday isn't it
>>62178899All of OPEC combined is only 25% of the world's oil and they just lost UAE who can produce far more oil than before now that they're no longer subject to OPEC's cartel constraints. Energy "experts" are oil bagholders simple as.
>>62178904Kudos to Rocket Lab for having the thinnest logo known to man
>less than $11k to $1m
>>62178912I've never seen such a young deer!
not great, not terrible
Assuming you have $0, how would you make ~$25k as fast as possible, legally? I'm down to work under harsh/remote conditions and live on site if it means I can bang it out in a few months.
>>62178919This you?
>>62178856I didn't make a fortune, only really up 3% overall, but I think I'm going to spend the weekend with my tight child girlfriend somewhere nice... And secluded.
stocks for this feel?
>>62178926uh henlo yes this is meAlso I checked: if I sold my car and my computers, I could probably get $11k+ in cash, so I guess theoretically I'm a millionaire right now
>>62178923Take out a loan of 25k at 10% interest.
>>62178932>millionaireGOD
>>62178931buy Bed Bath & Beyond stocks if you want to feel like a 0.5 IQ retard like a little duckling
>>62178933Won't get approved, so not an option unfortunately. I just wanna sign up to be meat sack for max 4 months and make $25k.
>>62178942stop shilling your dogshit stock
>>62178919Congrats
>>62178919>less then 800,000k to a mil
This shit is so easy
>>62178946didn't know calling BBBY stockholders "0.5 IQ retards" was considered shilling the stock
>>62178949why are you taking the rope off? Put it back on.
>>62178904Are AMD earnings Tuesday going to drag SOXL to 150?
>>62178856+3.06% todayNot sure about the week but breddy gud
>NVDA under 200couldn't help but slurp, but this shit looks kinda grim, now
>>62178957
>>62178962ok nvm you can take it off
>>62178971We lost him, bro. It's too late. Are you proud?
>>62178856+5.5% today on TSLA shares and options.Which leaves me still down 10% from where I was Monday when SOXL shook me out.Can I sue Direxion for fudding their own stock?
>>62178961it's just the market overreacting to the realization AMD and INTC are more valuable. nvda is still better but all three are winners rn
>>62178977Hey I never told him to jump. I am not responsible!!
SPX daily candles look like SHIT.
stocks today visualized test 2higher quality:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777667760604320.webm
>>62178904PLTR and IREN, let's go.
>>62178990what's the x-axis labels on the bottom
>>62178904That's going to be a fun week.- I think that PooPal is axing some of the benefits of their debit card or something along those lines so I anticipate them being in the red.- NVO should be interesting considering LLY's report this week.- Going to be really surprised if McDunk's is doing well. They're expensive as shit now. Is anyone eating there in this economy?- After the AMD pump, dumps incoming following their release?I'm especially looking forward to BYND. Aren't they on the verge of being delisted? I'm on the fence about buying in just in case they end up working some miracle.I have good feelings about Datadog but everyone else here seems apprehensive about SaaS. Whatever happens with AI, cloud computing isn't going anywhere. I'm debating putting the last of my shekels into my brokerage account based on how good next week looks. Could end up either not being able to afford rent or I'll get a free month of rent.
Reminder to my doubters: you could've bought IBM at $226 and be comfortably awaiting your $1.69 a share dividend. You missed the absolute bottom, but it's not too late to jump in.
>>62178994sector or industry ETF label. IGV for software, XLF for financials etc.
>>62178990What are the color groups and labels at the bottom? Does the X axis position within a group mean anything? What is size? What is the flashing?
>>62178919Over what time frame?
>>62178997>you could've bought a stock that's crabbed over the past five days, -4% 1M, -21% YTD, and enjoyed a .7% dividendThis is bait and this has made me upset
>>62178999and the y-axis is stock performance today?
>>62179002>Does the X axis position within a group mean anything?no. a ticker squeezes in horizontally where it can. it only meaningfully seeks a vertical level corresponding to its % daily return at that minute>What is size? market cap, log scale>What is the flashing?large volume candles. a flash is triggered when a volume candle for a given minute exceeds the 12bar volume moving average by 11x or greater
>>62178904pfe, amd, arm
>this time it's the same
Why? Results were good yesterday. +5%. Drinking whiskey and listening to Sinatra vinyl rn. BGEO is posting results on the 7th. They have like 50% profit margin and have never not posted a profit. That will be my last play before shooting myself (how do I shoot myself in the UK?).
>>62179027>Drinking whiskey and listening to Sinatra vinyl
>>62179013yes, it is the performance of each individual stock at that minute of the day. it's a setpoint, not a hard snap, so you get fluid movement as the charts develop. the last frame should be the final daily performance
>if I still held all my SOXL I would have nearly 3 million dollarsFeels bad man.
>>62178931VOO, SPY, IVV.
I hope my schizo babe LITE stays on her meds next week for her big show...hehe..Im in danger.
>>62178950How?
amd
thoughts on mram
>>62178944Do extremely risky work
Can that guy explain why dnn is a good buy
>>62178990if you just did the igv baka and added arkk and made the bubbles bigger so you could read the smaller tickers this would be useful for trading, right now it's just cute. how'd you do it and can you get it live?
The people here simply gambling on overpriced tech stocks seem to be doing better than I who choose underrated industries with good financials
>AI IS A BUBBLE THE NEXT DOTCOM CRASH IS COMING!!!>AI IS SO POWERFUL ITS GOING TO TAKE ALL OUR JOBS, THE ECONOMY IS ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE!holy fuck I love when bears lose money again and againimagine how much the market will pump when iran inevitably folds
>>62179060i dont think the market even knows what an 'iran' is at this point
>>62179060But Trump said the war is over.
>>62179058If market players had any sense, the stocks of the big energy sectors like Chevron and Exxon would be mooning right now.Do people not realize that there’s a huge rebuild phase incoming in the Middle EastEast? UAE has dropped out of OPEC and Venezuela is ready to be tapped.The same goes for defence stocks
>>62179060Kys faggot. AI is complete bullshit, I hope it crashes, not even about the money.
>>62179007My whole shit life
>>62179060lmaoeven rome failed to make persia submit but somehow obese mutt trannies will
>>62179058>underrated industries with good financialswhats the earnings growth and PEs and how do they compare to the MAG7 earnings growth? or AVGO, AMD, MRVL, etc.
>>62179066t. got margin called after shorting nvidia and intel>>62179068an 18 year old blonde faggot made persia submit after 1 battle
>>62179065CVX is up 22% ytd, 40% over the last year, and trading at 28x earnings. it did moon.
>>62179065XOM has been dead all month.
>>62179054Like what? Crab fishing, firefighting or oil rigging? That's what ChatGPT suggested. It's kind of odd there's not like a public service to plug up available meat sack tier wagies to jobs. I will go anywhere and do nearly anything for 3-4mo if it means I walk with $25k. Annualized, that's only $100k / yr, so not ridiculous. Suprising there's not a roster where I can just sign up to get distributed where I'm needed.
You know this is unsustainable. The fundamentals are dogshit. Even if the strait opened tomorrow, really bad times are coming. Every jewish trick pulled may forestall that day, but worsens it two-fold via shortages/supply shocks and becomes less effective over time. We could have just had a normal depression and a historical buying opportunity. But what's coming now will likely be hyperinflation and civil war. I hope the semiconductor gains were worth it.
>>62178899I'm up 25k on my and sndk should I keep going
SANDISKFUCKINGGODS ARE WE EATING GOOD RN? some anons mocked me but im still up overall even though i paperhanded my 0dte like a retard
>>62179050It's a winner (but I'm not holding any lol)
>>6217906910 P/E and 40% earnings growth WHY DID IT CRASH 6% TODAY??>>621790713 battles. River Granicus, Issus, and Gaugamela.
when will nvidia pump
>>62179058>overpricedAhem.
>>62179081Ok, Mr doom, then get busy making money on chips so you can buy crates of ammo, level 4 plates and 20 years of freeze dried slop. What is the problem? Did you not realize thats what everyone else is doing? NGMI
>>62179081it is sustainable, because the rest of the world is becoming even more dogshit than the US.everyone outside the US is currently tripping over themselves to push all their money into brokerages. they got raped by inflation the first time during covid, and they are not about to let themselves get raped a second time - atleast, not without a fight.it is going much higher, because the market cap is not just americans anymore.
Gentlemen, how do we make INTC drop back to 50?
>>62179057it will only work live if you have a data subscription that can handle it
>>62179060bobos are still dealing in the real world. memory chips are the new gold, how do you put a price tag on that? Is MU/SNDK really overpriced, or is it hysterically UNDERVALUADED?Anyone working in tech knows that AI is already conscious and quickly teaching itself how the human brain works. AGI is possibly a couple of weeks away. Once that happens we'll see incredible advancements in the blink of an eye just like in the movies. Plus we have the strongest economy in US history and the Fed is juicing the market, so there is unlimited money to pump up MUGODS. Not to mention the trillions on the sideline eager to get back in so let me set the record straight:>S&P will reach over 9000 this year>the economy is roaring>earnings are blowing out expectations>the Fed is juicing the economy>AGI is coming
>>62179088Fuck Nvidia, fuck that guy in the gay leather jacket.
>>62178480thats ai right
>>62179080you're right it would be useful to have a labor allocation system with something like a credit score attached that says this guy shows up on time and sober with the correct attire/equipment and doesn't fuck things up. skip whole application and interview process. there were times i could have used something like that. there is administrative pool at local university instead but it's not as convenient as it could be.
>>62179094What happened to you bro? You used to be an oil bear. Now you're sucking AI cock like everyone else.
>>62179087>3 battles. River Granicus, Issus, and Gaugamela.yes you're right, but I'm arguing with a retard who thinks the persian empire at its height 2500 years ago is analogous to the islamic republic of iran
>>62179081babe this isn't a political thing. and those bad things aren't going to happen. you're doubling down on the boogeyman though because you can't cope with being wrong just yet. the sooner you do though the better darling.
>>62179087whats the stock?
Selling (covered) options > buying options.Let theta work for you.
>>62179094there is a fucking war with real ww3 implications right now that is causing major energy crisis problems + supply shortages
Its FRIDAY FRIDAY and my deep ITM ASTS put is raping my asshole.
>>62179092did you forget to buy at 50
I sold everything before the weekend. No stress for me this time, except for FOMO.
>>62179096>suppressed homo erotic behavior
>all my coworkers are accusing me of being the person that's been upperdecking the corporate bathrooms at workGod damnit VOO I need at least 10% monthly returns the rest of the year if I get fired.
>>62179058Sounds like you're living in the real world.
>>62179126conspiracies are real
>>62178899well /biz/bros it's been real. I was so afraid of losing 15k initial capital that I have now missed 1.4 million in gains over the last 18 months. Kept buying, then selling low. Despite making these wild technicaly chart based investment theses about how I'd go in with 15k turn that into 150k turn that into 1.5 million, never did. SNDK and WDC are just my latest missed opportunities. Some people see a new opportunity and they're all over that shit. And then there's me, gaming out the theory and then saying "oh I was so right" after the train is already in new york and I'm in kansas.>heh just don't be a pussy r-tardI know that but it's only useful in hindsight. Might have to kill myself. Don't fele like it right now but over time things will become unteneble for me to continue investing in staying alive.
>>62179107https://www.londonstockexchange.com/stock/AEP/aep-plantations-plc/company-page>>62179122>tfw bagholding over the weekendI don't have enough whiskey. Already the orange faggot is whispering about "another deal"
>>62179127Kek, I spat out my whiskey. Fuck you, man.
just got home. cannon status?
>>62179065Precision Drilling (PD)
>>62179008The crabbing is just the prelude to us going quantum. Enjoy browsing /biz/ on your crappy HP while I'm jerking it to high-res anime girls on my IBM Supercomputer 9001.
>>62179131its up 120% over the last year bro. sometimes rallies take a breather for a day.
>>6217913099% sure it's all luck at this point. You can choose an amazing stock and it goes nowhere until you give up and then it rips. The last time I made bank was on gold and I neither expected nor wanted it to rip. I just liked shiny coins. I remember waking up every day depressed that I was being slowly priced out of buying more. Now I actually want something to rip, everything I buy crashes. WTF.
>>62179110war is bullish. the market doesn't care
>>62179065YEAH CUNT WE ARE GETTING RAPED ITS OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62179100I’ve never really been an oil bear anoni even bought into XOM at one point
>>62179141So the stock is good and will recover??
>>62179130They key is to not think. Once you think, you over think, you create charts, you talk yourself out and by then shit is running. Watch, see momentum, trust, enter, ride the wave, make money. Exit early, learn from exiting early, do it again, exit later. Repeat.
>the price of oil can't get too high BECAUSE the strait closedcan't demand what's not supplied
>>62179147>war is bullishsince fucking when war is historically always bearish
>>62178913>In case you aren't aware, the bubble popped today.something weird definitely happened today... i've never seen an intra-day gap on a 1 minute index chart, but that happened to SPX today
>>62179130you still have 15k? just all in OTM MSTR puts>>62179109true most of the time except for right now>>62179114you were suppose to short over 100 dummie. it's shit but i actually thought about buying it yesterday considering it's a meme and the market is in meme mode>>62179094>S&P will reach over 9000 this yearthis could happen by august imo
>>62179158>9ITS BESSENT ITS HIM HE HAS FUCKED US AND HE HAS SENT JAPAN TO STOMP US WHEN WE ARE DOWN
new chip stock soon
I gots $500, give me something cheap to buy.
>>62179080It is ridiculous you braindead nigger but I do wish someone would pay you to be a crash test dummy. Honestly get some drugs fronted and flip them. Or take whatever you have and buy that shit on your darknet.
>>62179168100 gallons of gas
>>62179155youre the palm oil and rubber plantation expert not me.
>>62179159
>>62179084Nice I should have bought some calls
>>62179167but what does it doAw shucks sarge we both know it doesn't matterThis'll either crab forever, or it'll rip 15x from the oil market lows this summer to the top in 10 months.
>>62179087Gauga is the sound your wife makes when she throats my pole
>>62179161>9000 EOYthat's like +20%-30% gain i might as well a bobo doomer with that prediction. 14000 EOY
>gamestop baggies buying ebay baggieslmfao
I have sex with homeless women.
>>62179178The market was dead in 2022. That was the last legit bear market.
>>62179168SentinelOne or NTDOY
>>62179094Up 10k on mu I know i got a lot to go
>>62179178some chink make this chart?
>>62179167So in 2023 it had 76 million revenue, 4xed to 290 million revenue in 2024, up 76% to 540 million or something in 2025.So the biggest boom in revenues, as we see from various companies like Nvideo, sandyke, sk hynix etc. has been in 2026. So presume we would that Cerebras will probably double to a billion in revenue in 2026 and keep flying from there.
>>62179193I thought it was gargamels wife
>>62179178> trust my AI generated imagethere was a 20% drawdown in 1990 bro
>>62179161>you were suppose to short over 100 dummie.I'm gambling on more empty promises from Abel about sat launches they will never do to pump the price by next Friday. If not, I will own another 100 shares.
>>62179114>>62179161I bought like 9k of asts and am also getting heemed but I'm going to hold until next year
I feel like King Theoden at Pelennor Fields whenever I go all in on one more stock.
>>62179190>but what does it do>uses AI to learn about it there you go
>>62179167Looks like their revenue is actually growing much faster no clue about that 10 billion deal do they get 2.5 billy a year? Probably a dumb question to ask but it does raise the possibility their revenue per year shoots from 500 million in 2025 to over 4 billion in 2026 with all these deals.4 billion in IPO valuation..... this shit could fuckin fly to 100 billion in the next 2 years.
>>62179130It will be ok anon. Its just money and there's always another train.
>>62179225goyimeradicating truth nuke
>>62179221I know, fun isn;t it? I'm just trying to process this clown n-word market where shits up 30x in a year.
>>62179161>OTM MSTR putsWhy? BTC's been doin a lil sumthin lately, seems risky.
>>62179067Congrats man. I might be 80 before I ever get to know that feeling.
>>62179222>wafer-scale chipsnow there is a meme only sustainable at peak hype
Massive crime flow on NOK today with short date 19 and 20Cs. Probably the next chipmaker to randomly double overnight.
>>62179216>I bought like 9k of asts and am also getting heemed but I'm going to hold until next yearThey have a lot of cash and a good chance to really make big advances this year, but Abel needs to stop lying about schedules he cant keep and he needs to launch with SpaceX or ULA and start getting the new sats up. IF they can do that the stop will rip. I am looking for one more rip so I can sell of some to reduce risk in case Abel is just too retarded to run the company that needs rapid expansion (to control all the sats if launched) and execute on all other business needs.
I just farted and a beautifully round turd nugget fell out of my ass. A tasty little morsel.
>>62179240Don't say taht
reminder that ASTS is STILL SOMEHOW worth ~1/7th of VZ.quantum memeshits have been beaten down and forgetten by the retards who originally bought it so maybe there will be a mouthbreather rotation from spaceshits to quantum? charts look that way desu
>>62179261>I don't want Texas in my UK
>>62179231Thanks. I don't spend a lot of money, so most of what I earned just got saved. Then a lot of it I lost last year selling the bottom, but I'm making it back. I'm unemployed now, maybe I can retire, idk. I'm going to try and find some less stressful work.I also have no wife, kids, family, or friends so my spending is pretty low, which helps.
>>62179262Texas is a hellhole. Almost as bad as Florida.
>>62179169How is that ridiculous? $25k over 3-4 months for potentially dangerous or backbreaking work?
>>62179229bitcoin vols have been sinking like a rock. chart for MSTR looks bullish which is concerning but i'm willing to take it. bitty looked like it wanted to breakdown during consolidations on the way up and now it's trying to look like a breakout on the way down. plus MSTR has NAV premium again which is just more ouchie fuel. also it's a scam lmao>refinancewheresaylor.jpg
>>62179080You will have to buy sanctioned oil and sell it to countries that need it. It's the most profitable play. You can double your money.
>>62179169>just sell drugs!I've honestly tried this multiple times and never gotten anywhere because I don't have contacts to buy or friends to sell to.
>>62179273>>62179274What about a prop firm, are there any legit ones?
>>62179202Why's NTDOY dropping so much? I think it's millennials growing older and it's losing its primary market. SentinelOne looks like shit, what's the selling point?
>>62179222that's a nice stock. might buy $30k worth of it
>>62179285Games are getting more expensive, more locked-down, and less fun. Simple as
if you're 16-24 you can join job corps
>>62179291Plus they've been selling the same shit 30 years now. Even Nintendies are bound to get tired.
>>62179285They've not come out with anything original since the Switch. They're also probablyt losing market share to mobile games. Also this >>62179291
>>62179285Zoomers and Gen Alpha play Roblox on their iPads and computers. Only millennials are dumb enough to buy a locked down appliance that just plays kids games when you need a computer already and Roblox is free.
>>62179236NOK is a chip stock? What do they make?
>>62179282find online ads for oil derrick work homes. i've thought about it, sounds like fun. if you have millwright/electrical/welding experience otherwise probably not worth it
>>62179092Oh don't worry, it will do that by itself
>>62179272You can't even name an example.
>>62179312Hopefully in 2 more weeks
>>62179312>lost $3 billion>fucking surged 15%AHI had my silly one LINT share but 555-COMEON-NOW
>>62179300Kek! Weird cope. Rent-free, btw.
>>62179329What cope, shit sucks.
>>62179306Bagholders
>>62179318Can you read properly? Your reply makes no sense. >>62179308I'll check it out. One of my buddies did oil rigging right out of high school and saved up $300k in no time. Another does seasonal gold mining work up in Alaska which sounds super cool. Says he nets about $10k/mo and no living expenses.
Atlassian up 29% todayFucking JiraLate bubble shit
>>62179236What's funny is not only has it already tripled overnight/in the last month, it's still way down from the top in the last tech bubble in 2000
>>62179285None of the meme answers you got are right.It had a P/E over 40, which for a conservative stock on a conservative market such as Japan is fucktarded. I made an alert here, but nobody listened. Same when I said it was undervalued in 2018 with a fucking P/E of 11 when the Switch was literally printing money.It was recently in a bubble. Simple as. Reality ALWAYS come knocking the door at some point.Mumu will soon learn.As of now, it's buyable but still a tad too pricey IMHO. I'd buy only if you want to DCA into it, as it won't be immune to abroad market downturn.
>>62179339>RosalinaGOD
>>62179329You made a locked down computer a part of your personality. Sorry buddy, but NTDOY lost.
why are people on this board always so fucking bearish. If you don't want to make money, if you're afraid of losing money, why the fuck are you here.
If I want to be to financially responsible, I will never go on another vacation in my life because I'm poor. Which stings because I have a Thai cutie waiting for me. I'm gonna have to let her down, she will never feel my BWC again.
>>62179337who would have thought a web based to do list that causes pain and misery to millions worldwide could be worth so much
>>62179346You see, somehow this guy will be getting laid. Probably with a fat chick but he's still getting laid. meanwhile people like me who try to hide our power levels never get laid. Why is this?
>>62179330>>62179346It's hard to understand you loons. My first PC was built with a Phenom way back in 2011.
>>62179348i make fun of bears
Oh I can't fucking wait for Berkshire to lose 30% now that Buffett is out
>>62179346I've always hated rgb lighting. Pick a color theme and commit, don't be a bitch
>>62179348speak for yourself, i'm not afraid of losing money. that's most of what i do on a daily basis
So is this where we talk about the guy who just made a big bet on stocks getting a wipe out soon? VIX calls don't really profit unless something like that happens.
>>62179355It's not even good software, they had years to make it good but it has only recently become slightly less garbage. They just buy anyone who threatens to compete with them and then shut them down.
>>62179348They're scared of putting up their money and desperately want to be proven right for doing so.
>>62179371my brain just asks if a person is so focused on the potential losses they'll take the worst reddit "loss porn" examples as the standard, why even be on /biz/? Just fuckin open an ebay store and put all your money in VOO.
>>62179372>"short the VIX over 20" anon>"best trader on ess em gee" anon who got assraped by DUOL>jeetoil shorter who got assraped I hope we hear more
I love this pattern of a company beating earnings and dumping in the pre market. It makes things so easy.
>>62179385COCOA IS SO CUUUUTE Anony I hope you're making a lot of moneyyyy *hugs you*
>>62179348I think being a bear is just part of human nature. People don't expect the good times to last forever.
CRDO
>>62179382It is really recent only just hit the news but someone just bought millions of VIX calls.
>>62179391the vast majority of investors are bulls. do with that info what you will.
>>62179394Damn. Well, nothing ever happens let's see him lose it
>>62179335Get a CDL
>>62179066Cope. You lost tranny.
>>62179060Iran isn't going to fold any time soon
>>62179110> real ww3 implicationsOh fuck off that’s not even in the realm of possibilityNo one gives a shit about US or Iran enough to stick their hand in this dog fight
>>62179060Iraniggers BTFO!!!
If you have no income but some cash, do youA Play the market to make more moneyB Invest for the long termC Put money somewhere else
>>62179400Is seasonal work at all common with this? I wouldn't mind that as a gig.
>>62179415get a job
>>62179415Give it to your parents because bitch you're moving back in
>>62179407That's great Iran can go to shanty town and american oil execs can get rich at their expense win-win
>>62179424you are not a serious person
>>62179138checked OUT
>>62179425I deal in the real world
>>62179428fox news and truth social is the opposite of that
>>62179415literally me rn. Business crashed and burned. I tried playing but got nowhere. Will keep trying till next week then give up.
OWL
>>62179436Literally hoo
>>62179140If that's the case, why would it be too late to get in? You didn't think this one through, did you?
>>62178913Prepare ye anuses.
>>62179356he got divorced already, wife took everything.
you treasonous fucks who spread disinformation about our great victory in Iran are going to the camps
>>62179232it's not a meme. the hardware could be very useful but it is insanely difficult to produce chips that large without defects and every reject is insanely expensive.https://spectrum.ieee.org/cerebras-wafer-scale-enginehttps://www.sdxcentral.com/news/cerebras-and-ranovus-receive-45m-darpa-contract-to-solve-compute-bottleneck/
>>62179419Maybe if you have experience? It's not easy to drive a big rig. Why are you deadset on seasonal work and what skills do you have?
I've made more money as a NEET in the stock market than as a wagie. I can't be on my phone all the time constantly monitoring the stock market during working hours and I've made a few rash decisions a few times since I only have my lunch break to make a decision. Fuck this wagie llife. No wonder normie redditors just say to put it all in an index fund, set it, and forget it.
>President Trump received a briefing Thursday from CENTCOM Commander Admiral Brad Cooper, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, and Joint Chiefs Chairman General Dan Caine on new military options against Iran, Axios reports.>Axios says CENTCOM has prepared three options: a “short and powerful” wave of infrastructure strikes to break the negotiating deadlock; a military takeover of part of the Strait of Hormuz to reopen it to shipping, potentially involving ground forces; and a special forces operation to secure Iran’s enriched uranium stockpile.>Notably, Cooper gave Trump a similar briefing on February 26 — two days before the U.S. and Israel launched the war.You went all in puts, right anon?
>>62179168Kraken Robotics. They've been dipping lately, just slurped 100 more shares today
>>62179474they've been saying this for a week now it's old news that is only news if it happens
>>62179285The memory shit is raping them and they were in a speculative Switch 2 bubble for like 3+ years that popped when they finally said they were selling it
miss you already
implied vols are well below realized vols
>>62179429I do check trump posts for price signals but of the 10 or so news sources I view none are fox news or anything related to political affiliation. My views are based on the fact Iran is completely fucked and has two options deal or shanty town they currently choose the latter
so how are you prepping for the global depression once the bombs start dropping again in a few hours and iran blows up all the saudi oil fields? it'll be legal to hunt americans at that point
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>>62179494we'll all be living in a shanty town unless you're an oil CEO
>>62179469>Why are you deadset on seasonal work I only want to work to recover some losses I incurred shorting this gigga pump like a retard, and working/living on-site is sorta something I've always wanted to do, plus I could probably use the exercise. It sounds kind of like a vacation in a way to just drop everything and go live on site somewhere for a few months, work hard and stack cash. My lease is up soon anyway so it'd be an easy transition, just put my stuff into a storage unit and head out.
>>62179109You underestimate how much you are capping your upside.I have a right now 8-bagger Marvell call.How long would it need you to 8-bag on that exact same stock selling options?
Bears writing their fanfiction of global economic collapse over the weekend only to have markets pump on Monday is so funny to me
>>62179499I thought we should have bombed Iran's power, water and bridges from day 1 we're only delaying the short term economic impact which I think is what they want rather. Trump is using oil economics to bolster national security in the event of oil crisis as a result big oil will be building out as they have already begun. All of this is a boon to the American economy
>>62179505I mean the planes are already on route to drop more bombs on Iran, the market dropped a full point the other day on just reports that there was AA activity in Tehran a few days ago
>>62179411im not going to call you retarded because I think thats rude
>>62179505JP MORGAN IS DEPLOYING CANNONS!!!!!
>>62179502How old are you? Sounds like you're fucking your life up if you're not 18
I have never been so torn.I want the AI bubble to pop because I am sidelined and I need a good entry.On the other hand I know how mad AI makes the tranny left and I want that to continue forever.
>>62179268I think that you can live on your money making money for you but definitely would be a good idea to find something low-stress. I don't have any family either and I'm kind of aging out of that prospect but I'm just hoping that I can get away from my job one day and live out in the woods with my bags of shekels and a dog.
>>62179527Saar we are striking ai bubble with iron rod then give bubble 10 raping
>>62179505Don't forget about the weekly -0.5% on Sunday night that gets cleared up before the market opens.
>>62179532It upsets Indians too????? Holy shit keep it going!
>>62179080its May go gay for pay everyone is doing it
>>62179522Not really looking for life advice but why on earth would you say that? Bizarre response.
>>62179431>Will keep trying till next week then give upWhat will you do if you give up?
>>62179505portion of cumulative growth of private sector non-farms payroll employment growth since trmp 2: -49%portion of cumulative growth of government sector non-farms payroll employment growth since trump 2: 149%the economy is collapsing and this is a bubble. yes it will probably go up on monday sweetie.
>>62179465i think the failure rate will be brutal and not offset by efficiency gainswe will see in two years or so
>>62179521fish head sisters...
>>62179522He is <18 from his reply >>62179541
>>62179543Okay grandpa let's get you to bed
>>62179527Nigger get the fuck in here and hold MUU until MU hits 750. We're going to make the world seethe
>>62179521
>>62179548No, but I don’t understand his reasoning. Going on a labor camp style sabbatical would probably benefit most people here both spiritually and physically whether they admit to it or not.
is Chipotle cooked?
>>62179551galldarn you to heck>>62179564KEK
How i feel holding sndk and mu
>>62179585Is that a KKK cow?
>>62179578CMG was the go-to millenial slop bowl fast casual of the 2010s, and millenials are all dying off, so yeah they're done
>>62179592rip
>>62179541You're fantasizing about radically changing your lifestyle and attempting to do dangerous physical labor because you gambled, and you have no skills or education apparently . You probably need life advice and therapy
>>62179596report his shitposts and hopefully he fucks off /smg/
>>62179585>has exactly the same facial and body features of any old overbite granny
>>62179595On that note, I'm actually curious:For anons here who visited Chipotle, did you usually get a burrito or a burrito bowl?I feel like that says a lot about what kind of person you are.
>>62179378>just fuckin an ebay storeexcuse me, its a gamestop store now.
>>62179596>You're fantasizing about radically changing your lifestyle and attempting to do dangerous physical labor because you gambledFAGGOT ALERT FAGGOT ALERT FAGGOT ALERT go back to your "man"cave >>62179346
>>62179565>Labor camp sabbatical Top kekAmericans really are the golem
I could get rich buying oil from one place and selling it another place.Americans are selling it at 105 dollars a barrel.Can you believe it? It's basically free money because it's real price is 150 per barrel.If I take physical delivery of the oil, I can turn 100k into 150k.
>>62179596It's not 'radically changing my lifestyle', lmao. It's just working for a few months, get a grip. I didn't disclose my skills, education or other income sources because it's not relevant to what I'm after here. I'd simply feel better about working off the losses, quickly, and the whole thing sounds kinda fun in a way. I could use the exercise and a few months of being breaking my routine.
>Oil demand is expected to contract by 80 kb/d this year, as the Iran war upends our global outlook. This is 730 kb/d less than in last month’s Report and a forecast 1.5 mb/d 2Q26 decline would be the sharpest since Covid-19 slashed fuel consumption. Initially, the deepest cuts in oil use have come in the Middle East and Asia Pacific, mainly for naphtha, LPG and jet fuel. However, demand destruction will spread as scarcity and higher prices persist.
>>62179610stfu dum ass already fuck no one gives a shit
>>62179543going back 100 years the best match to trump 2 on the s&p is trump 1.did trump 1 mean revert? yes eventuallywill trump 2? probablydoes the team running trump 2 differ wildly from trump 1 enough that we won't be basically guaranteed 40-60%/4yrs? i dunno, probably notmagic tricks can and will happen. another pandemic would be good. or any type of crisis event that converts as many pensions and inheritances as possible into SpaceX and OpenAI shares
>>62179607Book rel, there's not really a word for it that I'm aware of.>>62179613lol retard
OMG STOP ME I MIGHT ALTER MY COMFORTABLE LIFESTLYE WHILE I'M YOUNG FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS! I MIGHT EVEN TAKE SOME REAL RISK BY MOVING AND USING MY BODY! NOOOOOOOO WHAT IF I MISS XBOX!>>62179615spacex, openai, and anthropic mark the top. so much farther along in this beast than we were then. they will print money again to support it but people will just freak the fuck out this time
>>62179610Have you ever done manual labor previously? There's no magic switch to change your circumstances in life. You need to grow up and realize that. If you want to make good money with no training or education then you need to find a coal mine or oil drilling operation. It's not going to be 25k in 4 months but you could make good money with no experience and get trained for a career.
>>62179592How are millennials dying off? Gen X was the heroin generation. Millennials are just cat ladies and granny humpers because of the cat ladies.
>>62179616retard calling others a retard, lmao
>>62179610>I didn't disclose my skills, education or other income sources because it's not relevant to what I'm after hereOr you're embarrassed by your current level of income? Your level of desparation screams that you're just poor and have a severe gambling problem.
>>62179631Millenials are dying of cancer way earlier than other generations. We were born at the exact wrong time: after all those "convenient" chemicals and preservatives and plastics started getting added to everything, but before people started worrying if they might be bad. Zoomers, at least the ones with parents who cared about their kids, might turn out to be healthier. But then they all started vaping anyway so who knows. It's just a downward spiral.
>>62179631I had to park outside the pet store earlier while my wife picked something up at another store, and it was a constant stream of millennials running in for massive bags of pet chow
>>62179639zed heads will have dementia by 45
>>62179639Did you just pull that out of your ass? Those plastics haven't gone anywhere. Microplastics are everywhere including in the water that zoomers drink. I am a millennial and there's a lot that can be said about this generation but dying of cancer in record numbers seems like a far cry. If you said that millennials are cancer, then I might agree with you.>>62179640I don't understand the psychology of cat ladies or pretty much any woman in this generation. I thought that we were lucky enough to mostly escape unscathed by online dating but for some reason, the women have checked out. Now I'm checking out too after getting burned enough times. All these guys complaining about how they can't get laid when they're doing everything right but it's not even worth it anymore.I hate zoomers but I hope that they and gen alpha do better.
for the microplastics in your balls you need a specialist AMP
idksomething really retarded might happen and bonds will boom and yields will crater
FUCK HOLIDAYS. I WONT SEE IF MY FUCKING BAGS PRINTED UNTIL TUESDAY BECAUSE OF MAY DAY. WHAT THE FUCK IS "MAY DAY"? GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK WAGIES.
>>62178899OP cope and seethe editionUSA won. Eat shit
>>62179592I havent been to cpots in a decade a half.
>>62179615Did something happen in 2018 that caused that drawdown? I don't remember anything happening.
>>62179628You're really making quite a fuss about this. I didn't ask for life advice, I just want to work off the losses and could use a change of scenery. This is not a pathological desire. My income is stable enough that I don't need a job, hence the preference for a short stint. None of this should matter.You can do $25k in four months, I know people doing almost twice that working remotely in some Alaskan mines, net to bank.>>62179634Nice projection.
>>62179677if i buy the stock you guys have to start going back lol
>>62179065>Do people not realize that there’s a huge rebuild phase incomingAlready priced in, anon.
>>62179683Most people are assholes who like to shit on those less fortunate in order to feel better about themselves.
>>62179683Ok go do it then why are you asking us
>>62179693>t. shitting on those he deems less fortunate than him
>>62179659am zoomer and i cant get laid or get gf. very sad!
>>62179671There's no stock market holiday on Monday, at least in any place that matters (the US)https://www.nyse.com/trade/hours-calendars
>>62179693Yeah, they also like to project. I've been getting fat and soft working at a desk for so long, working outside for a few months sounds like a blessing. >>62179694I'm asking for advice/leads on where to look for such jobs, and for examples outside of oil, firefighting, fishing and mining.
>>62179659Western Roasties refuse to date anything but the top 20% of men no matter how fat and old they are. They would rather buy a cat than date an average man.
>>62179668thought about this this weekif the admin is willing to engineer short squeezes two years in a row why wouldn't their concern extend to the bond market
>>62179679the plot starts from Jan 2017, s&p ~ 2265, and the 2018 drawdown was like 2920 to 2350 so technically the change from Jan went from around 30% up to only 3% up. the actual drawdown was about 20% so it does appear bigger than it was due to the starting point on the graph. So it's from the perspective of if you bought-and-held s&p at the start of a pres term
>>62179712This general is full of trust fund kids who never worked a day in their life. Try /diy/ or /out/
>>62179668I can't see bonds having any utility unless you're on the cusp of retiring.>>62179707Not with that attitude but anyway, you want one until you get one. Everyone always told me the same and I never listened. Not trying to discourage the younger generations from starting families but the worthwhile women are extremely few and far between.>>62179718Try the top 2%. But even then they aren't happy. They're not happy being cat ladies either. I hope that I live long enough to see a retrospective on the psychology of these women.
>>62179728Good idea ty>OMG STOP ME I MIGHT ALTER MY COMFORTABLE LIFESTLYE WHILE I'M YOUNG FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS! I MIGHT EVEN TAKE SOME REAL RISK BY MOVING AND USING MY BODY! NOOOOOOOO WHAT IF I MISS XBOX!And kek btw
>>62179645
>>62179683You're objectively desperate if youre going to drop everything and go risk your limbs and life to recoup your gambling losses. The fact that you think this is perfect normal and we're projecting speaks volumes
>>62179738whats with the housefunny but kinda disappointing
>gamers complaining about PC part pricesAnd imagining, 10 years ago I was one of them.
alright cool it's just going up forever huh.>mfw mfw mfw almost listened to the MUU fag in december and held my muuI actually really fucking hate myself because if I was as desperate for cash in decembe ras I am now I would have held for months.A special fuck you to all the retards who are like "holding an letf is le bad" fuck you retard 6x gains are 6x gains.
>>62179737You won't do shit lol
>>62179762Just hold the thing dude... if you had bought the actual thing you wouldn't be so freaked out and might have held
I have 20k I have no idea what to buy rn, the S&P looks super high, but at the same time I'm nearly FOMOing in
Yes, your locked-down toys don't get price hikes.
>>62179754Again, projection. I'm not "dropping everything", I'm budgeting 3-4 months to work to recover losses while enjoying a change of scenery and routine. I have the luxury to be able to do this. It's not even something I *need* to do by any means, I'd just prefer to. I'd feel better about putting in extra work to get the money back than just eating it, in other words. If I work it off, it's like I never lost it and I've repaid myself, and I could use a few months of exercise and sunshine anyway. GOD FORBID.The alternative would be to do something like DoorDash for an entire year, but I'm simply not willing to do that - it wouldn't get done. I'd much rather work in an Alaskan mine for 3-4 months or do firefighting etc. I'm not sure if this is really not relatable to you?
>>62179784Ok bud, just gloss over the fact that there's a non insignificant chance you get a life changing injury while working your 100 weeks on the oil field. I sure it will be a cakewalk
Anyone here planning to go full cash before the big IPO's planned for later this year? I kinda wanna go all in and just hodl.
>>62179789Believe it or not, I can choose the job I take and pass on it if I don't like the sound of it. And 100 weeks? More like 9-12.
>>62179790Why would anyone go full lose money anon? We like money in this general. People on Reddit are saying the IPOs are the top. This means line will violently go up.
>>62179789holy shit dude if you have ever worked a day in your life you would know that it's not difficult to avoid injury if you aren't a retarded faggot like yourself
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>>62179790i wont go full cash but i'll put in for some IPOs
This is the last /smg/
>>62179803100 hour weeks*All the jobs you listed are among the most dangerous jobs available. Just get a job in a state or national park and chill if you want to enjoy nature. The other question is, how does it solve the problem that you are capable of losing a lot money? Are you going to stop trading after this?
>>62179822thank god>>62179823are you fucking trolling? because if not i assure you you will never make a worthwhile woman desire you
>>62179822And coincidentally... also the WORST one! SAD
>>62179809>National average: 3.3Your wishful thinking could get you killed. Not that I would give a fuck
>>62179823There are a lot of jobs in the sectors I listed. My friend doing the gold mining is about as risk free as it gets for example. There's tons of different jobs related to setting up and operating a mine, oil rig, etc. And what the other anon said was absolutely true, most the work related danger/accidents is from drunk retards bringing it on themselves.>Just get a job in a state or national park and chill if you want to enjoy nature.The point is supplementary high income fast, not slow gay income. I already have slow gay income. And I really don't think you're capable of understanding this, but it sounds fun to me, like a reverse sabbatical. >The other question is, how does it solve the problem that you are capable of losing a lot money? Are you going to stop trading after this?Absolutely not. You win some, you lose some. I didn't gamble more than I was willing to lose and it was only with the discretionary gambling portfolio. Lucky for me, I can just work for a few months and get it back.
>Wall street came up with an acronym for the bear caseIt's over
>>62179856In my experience, I worked a summer for the forest service and had a chill time getting paid to get high, go camping and occasionally work. We evacuated an area when a fire came in, and some 18 year old kid got crushed by a burning tree the next day. I don't think he was drunk. I'll stick with my safe boring jobs
>>62179773>>62179768Fuck off retard
>>62179870Yeah I just don't think you're getting what I'm looking for, I don't really wanna spend more than 3-4 months to recoup the $25k or it's just not really worth it in my situation, and they don't pay enough for that. Forest Service sounds fun and everything but I'm looking for those grueling live-on-site sorta jobs to just stack cash quick then bail.
SNDKGODS, they were so cocky yesterday during earnings yet they are so quiet rn. i also bought some WDC calls but it's underperforming somehow
>>62179879I was taking issue with you calling working on an oil field a sabbatical, it seemed like a troll post. I still think youre giving yourself too much risk and effort for not enough payoffAre you actually going to get laid that much as a new hire?
>>62179894>Are you actually going to get laidOn an oil rig? It depends...
If you make me bake, I'll use the toppest of the top signals as the OP pic
>>62179894>sabbaticalI mean there's not really a word AFAIK for the desire to break out of your dull routine and go on some sort of Moby Dick voyage. So I don't know what to call it, but it's similar to a sabbatical but maybe inverted or something.>I still think youre giving yourself too much risk and effort for not enough payoffWell I'm open to alternatives, but don't really want to commit more than 6 months at most. The longer it takes, the less worthwhile it is.
>>62179898
>>62179872Better get to work boy those aren't going to recoup themself
Make a new thread you lazy niggers
>>62179867whats the acronym? got an article or anything?
>>62179918
>haven't lost anything substantial in months>have pretty much never taken truly "this will take me a year or more to recover from" losses>too much of a pussy to grab the market when it dumpsFuck my ass
clown world mode ONprediction SET>Anthropic, SpaceX, OpenAI will be included in the S&P 500 and Nasdaq 100 AT or PRE IPO
>>62179927throw rationale out of the window, fren
>>62179922NACHONot A Chance Hormuz Opens
>>62179918No, I don't think I will
>>62179932does SpaceX even make profit? for awhile there they were selling future launches to pay for the current launches.
Its over
>>62179940Hormussy ain't required to keep le economy bussy[I AM SUCH A LYRICAL GANGSTER]
>>62179907>Moby Dick voyage.Yeah that's what I disagree with, it's just working a shitty dangerous job not traveling the world or something, seems like cope and could have bad consequences that's all I'm saying
>>62179935I keep wanting to YOLO but the problem is that YOLO made sense exactly 1 month ago and then immediately priced me out.
>>62179945>profitprofit?get the fuck outta here with your legacy economical metrics
>>62179950Yeah maybe I'll just TRAVEL THE WORLD to get my money back, great idea. Why didn't I think of that.
Is it sad that I talk to AI like a friend? I have real conversations with it and call it my bestest friend.
>>62179960no it isn't.humans just suck.
>>62179954maybe they should revive VR too and we can just have a vaporware economy for the next decade.
>>62179959You're not gonna have a spiritual journey while you're sleep deprived around dangerous machinery either huh, retardWith that attitude you're not gonna last long on the field bucko
>>62179963>maybe they should revive VR too and we can just have a vaporware economy for the next decade.VR will have its breakthrough.Let me illustrate exactly how it will come to be:>VR ZUCKERFUCK:(>VR GABEN:OGaben will be a trillionaire in the late 2030s.
rip in peace
>>62179977>>62179977>>62179977
I actually just wish I never found the fucking stock market at all. This hasn't made me rich, I'm up maybe 100% in a year, but 100% on fucking nothing is nothing.It's easier to just be a totally broke wagie than deal with the emotional pain of what is now 7 different investments on which I could have made over 100k-200k on each in a few months.>you can just make it on the next investment!That's the thing, when you constantly fumble as long as I have for 2 years, you start to realize you're probably not gonna make it at all even if Big G comes down and physically pushes the money into my hands.
