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>>62181411>BYND 0DTE gamblers out in force this week
Satellite imagery captured today of the strait of hormuz, entire swarm of Iranian gun boats spotted in the middle of the strait north of oman seems like they are laying even more mines
>>62181411Im slurping me some IREN this week for sure.
>>62181418or retrieving the ones they already laid which is more likely.
>>62181411me buying DIS even though it's hot garbage
>>62181423Considering trump refuted the Iranian peace deal which was presented on Thursday today and Reuters is reporting this, i would be unsure
>>62181411Lumentum, Coherent, Iren, CorewWeave earnings will be good indcator of data center demand. If still strong will be fuel for many other associated companies. Too bad the earnings report for GLW was weak considering their fiber is in such high demand. CEO needs to raise prices.
Very good AI bros, now pump my energy and basic materials bags before I cancel all your data centers with force majure copper deliveries.
OWL
>>62181453not with a rented dick
WY is headed to 30>>62181453brought to you by the same people trying to slurp NOW
prediction for monday:nothing happens
>>62181469i wont be buying any SaaS lol
>>62181467ok, just dont say it wasnt mentioned in /smg/ later lol
>>62181471Ceasefire extended, trump decides not to bomb Iran.Troops continue to pile into the water out of Iran's range but close to the middle east.
China announces they will try to brute force through the USAs blockade
I'm a retard who wants to stop being retarded and make long term investments, what the fuck do I invest in (other than DNN and cerebras when it goes public)
>>62181496DRAM etf
> futures
>>62181494>The Hormuz LetterYou retards REALLY need to stop reading 3rd world cope outlets and stick to reputable sources like Axios.China is not going to spend a dime to have a ship immediately get impounded leaving the strait, nonetheless risk going in when they literally have Russia right next to them for their oil. Iran was never more than 5% of their total oil imports before this started.
Berkshire finna go to zero. I hope you're not holding that piece of shit now that Buffett is out.
>>62181453>>62181469wtf I have both OWL and NOW. What’s wrong with them?
>>62181511>AxiosHow has there track record as it pertains to Iranian negotiations been for previous month? i agree with not trusting turd wordlist media but come on
>>62181532Barak ravid in particular
>>62181511>reputable sources like Axios>>62181530people keep trying to buy them because they went down
>>62181554>futures
As of this moment, I am officially fomoing into Intel Corporation (ticker:INTC). Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62181565hell yeah
>>62181565INTEL has 3 days to reach above 200 dollars a share, this deadline is finale and WILL NOT BE EXTENDED. Thank you for your attention to this matter
>>62181554>people keep trying to buy them because they went downThat’s investing
MORE sat images of the strait from Sentinel-2 today
>>62181595>water still wetThis changes everything. SELL SELL SELL!
>>62181595FAKE NEWS!! WE ARE IN FULL CONTROL OF THE STRAIT!
Will cerebras be beta or vhs? Eventually tje shift will happen(to whole wafer or similar). But who will make it better? 25kw to power one. Thats a lot.
>>62181511Here is another source saying the exact same thing, this is also the guy who had info the UAE would leave OPEC before it was announced https://nitter.poast.org/JavierBlas
On Friday, I bought 5 call option contracts with 800 strike price expiring on May 22, 2026.
>>62181614SPY
>Texas facing historic droughts and issuing states of emergency>do a little research>Texas went 40 years from the 1980s to 2019 without building any lakes >the population boomed and the water infrastructure didn't keep up>boomers keep blaming climate change to act like this was some type of unavoidable issue instead of admitting they got lazy and corrupt
>>62181589this is what people believe now. this is the average market participant
>>62181408Finally a bake. What the hell was that
Will sndk split? I'm still riding this shit. I think I'm holding until 2030.
>>62181626they also keep building houses with fucking lawns in the desert
>>62181565I feel this. I need to find some money for intel.
>>62181636>"Oh no Texas/Arizona/California is in a drought! We're running out of water!">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHBH1KEsKys
Can the Chinese finally stop sending magnets, since the US is blocking off their oil?
If I throw 5k into oil will 50k come out by EOY?
>>62181626>Texas facing historic droughts and issuing states of emergencyIts a scam for special/emergency funding to friends of elected retards. Local elected officials take bribes from developers to approve developments with out appropriate analysis or expansion of the required local, regional, or state infrastructure. Who would have thought bad planning would have bad outcomes? There is a shit ton of water, its just not good quality water and its costs money to treat it and pipe it to where its needed. Enourmuos amouns of water are produced in the oil fields and pumped back down to different zone and when the poor space is full they need to pump it somewhere else to evaporate it or pump it underground in new locations. WaterBridge in west Tejas is a business doing just this.
>>62181433I'd wager anything it's not what you think it is. Trump ordered the navy destroy mine layers. The navy has proven capable beyond your wildest stretch of imagination. If those were mine layers a helicopter would be on em seconds
>>62181408I said to myself that I would wait until the Real America Parasites were in control to use my pile to short the printing scam.With all the articles about the apotheosis of Jane Street, that time is now.The stock market has an actual roll in allocating capital that has been broken.
Oh no, not long term fossil fuel volatility! What ever shall i do!
>>62181665Only on leverage, but with the risk it will go to 2,5k (stoploss by margincall) or 0 (if you use another leverage product like barriers)
>>62181673CENTCOM said that Iran was still mining the strait and they have done nothing so far????
>>62181683They were previously and trump issues an order to destroy them as well they increased minesweeping activities
>>62181673> The navy has proven capable beyond your wildest stretch of imaginationAre we talking about the same US navy?
>>62181673(You)
>>62181689how can they mine sweep when the US navy isn't present in the strait but outside of it? two destroyers did pass close to it but outside of that?
They're predicting higher oil prices
>>62181692The one who took over a 900 ft long cargo ship and is currently and successfully blocking Iran's ports depriving them of any economic gains and not only their ports but redirecting their shadow fleets? Are we talking about the same thing you seem to live in bizarro world>>62181695Not pumping your oil bags my dude>>62181696The same way the blockade is successful they're remotely monitoring the strait and ports as well as the indian ocean entirely
>>62181689>They were previouslyDoubt it >>62181696How can they play minesweeper if Iran never mined it
>>62181697to bad they hedged so heavily prior to the war, the upside from prices barely showed up in their Q1 CVX had similar issues but the 45% increase in eps was good
>>62181703Trump himself said they were mining it >>62181701ok so how does that sweep mines
>>62181707I paid 100 fucking bucks filling up my gas guzzler, I know what I'm talking about
I'm a poorfag who only has a little bit of disposable income to spend on something like this. a few hundred a year. Still doing research and figuring things out slowly. What's a decent thing I can dump my money in and just forget for a few years? Looking at some energy/uranium and rare earth companies for now. Maybe a bit into intel and amd if I can afford it and some generic vanguard etf for the time being. How do people find their in-depth info for research? The real nit and gritty stuff?
Is it a good idea to buy gold miners?
>>62181707The navy has minesweepers. Oil bagholders are funny they don't know how anything works
>>62181714which they said it would take 6 months to clear to be exact
>>62181713No it's not. Unless you're willing to wait 5 to 10 years for a profit.>>62181712Gold and silver. The world needs silver for EV and solar panels when oil runs out.
>>62181678>>62181679double barrel based>The stock market has an actual roll in allocating capital that has been broken.of course. that's why we have crypto now. have you heard of polkadot?
>>62181717No, they did not.
>>62181720https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/04/22/iran-hormuz-mines/
>>62181714uhh sweety you might want to check the chart
Happy BPD awareness month! Are you all doing anything special for it? I'm thinking about getting into short dated oil contracts and going long on faking a heroin addiction so I can FOMO into some pussy at the local narcotics anonymous meetings.
>>621817211-6 months to open the strait and no implication it will take 6 months anywhere nor does it matter the world is adapting without it>>62181723what your low volume meme charts lol you're a retard kys
>>62181733stop trolling
>>62181712>a few hundred a year.keep this in cash because it wont do much unless you hit the 1000x lotterycome back when you can put in 1000 monthly
>>62181736you should be happy your American oil bags will benefit but it's short term national security building nothing more
>>62181712>little bit of disposable income to spend on something like thisVGT
Hmm, after losing 5 months of neet runway in March, I gained 13 in AprilComfy
>>62181494don't they have like thousands of ships. surely the US can't block them all.
>>62181749They can hunt down these ships in the middle of no where yes they can disable them all
UHHH guys is this bullish or bearish????https://xcancel.com/WarMonitor3/status/2050650419831988500#m
>>62181712I am in a similar position and I spread most of my portfolio around shares in space stocks. Most of them are cheaper than the average tech stocks to purchase shares and even Rocket Lab is still under $100 for a share. They will probably take off when SpaceX goes public and activates interest in space trading among the global consciousness.
>>62181760somehow if this happens spy will rocket to 8k
>>62181760Hugely bullish for uranium stocks.
>>62181747nice work kan!
>>62181760>nuking land they want to own>>>/pol/ Go shit up that board with information so stupid youd have to be indian to believe it.
>The U.S. Navy just signed a $99.7 million deal with Domino Data Lab, a San Francisco-based startup, to develop AI tech that would allow its undersea minesweepers to learn about new and unseen mines in days instead of months. Reuters reports that this new technology is intended for use in the Strait of Hormuz, a key chokepoint in global sea lanes that Iran has mined to limit the movement of oil and cargo ships since the start of the U.S.-Iran war earlier this year.
>nuking land they want to ownyeah what possible gain would they have destroying all useable infrastructure, resources and human capital in a country they want to occupy? ......oh wait!
>>62181769Youre never seeing that money or that tech, btw. Military just throws money away sometimes
>clorox down 10%what the fuck, anons why did you betray them? society just gave up on germs after covid?
>>62181731>may bpd month>june lgbt monthHow come they get two months back to back?
>>62181764We are going to put a State Street on the Moon
>>62181777-10000 izzat to Sukdeep Jeetna, brown id and shit-brown skin
>>62181760>nuking what is basically your borderits so retarded that it might actually happen
>>62181767All I did was buy back in February, then lose a bunch of money, and then put a little bit more in right near the pico bottom, and then watched it go back up
>>62181784yeah that's what i though
>>62181778It's almost certainly going to be seen. They already use ai detection in the drones. This is simply much faster detection
>>62181778It's still good money though and it doesn't even have to work. Look at the British IDE detector that was just a wire, they made millions and millions of dollars on it.>The ADE 651 consists of a swivelling antenna mounted via hinge to a plastic handgrip. It has no battery or other power source; its manufacturer claimed that it is powered solely by the user's static electricity. To use the device, the operator was to walk for a few moments to "charge" it before holding it at right angles to the body. After a substance-specific "programmed substance detection card" is inserted, the device is supposed to swivel in the user's hand to point its antenna in the direction of the target substance. The cards are claimed to be designed to "tune into" the "frequency" of a particular explosive or other substance named on the card.https://wikipedia.org/wiki/ADE_651
>>62181712>What's a decent thing I can dump my money in and just forget for a few years?DNN or LAC, low cost so you can buy a few here and there with like $10. Skip a coffee once a day and buy a share instead.
>>62181788If youre asking me to engage with the dumbest argument I've ever heard, I won't lol.
>>62181785If its a tactical nuke with 20kt yield then its not that insane, being realistic if he nukes a random village on a frontline with a low yield tactical nuclear weapon killing like 20 people would the west really be willing to go full total war with Russia? yeah no, trump pussied out of defeating iran because paper oil got to jumpy
>>62181779generic competition?
>>62181794>>62181788
>>62181791I dont want to send my tax money to san fucking francisco for something that doesnt work
>>62181795seems like a lot of risk for very little gainthat would be open season for nuclear proliferationthe swedes are already debating restarting their nuclear program, cant imagine what kind of hyperdrive a nuke detonation would put it in, let alonbe the rest of NATO, especially poland and finland
>>62181807Launching a nuke is the fastest way to lose a war in the modern age. Countries would sanction you to death until youre in North Korea's situation.Thanks globalism.
>>62181777Airburst nuclear weapons generally do not make the land uninhabitable. Hiroshima and Nagasaki started rebuilding within a couple weeks. Probably not a good idea to eat anything grown in the area but otherwise you're good.
>>62181807>that would be open season for nuclear proliferationIt already is after the Iran war and trump threatening to leave NATO nuclear proliferation incentive is at a all time high, i do think this is very very unlikely and you are right about the risk reward being skewed massively but i think when people see headlines like Russia mulling nuclear weapon usage they immediately think they are dropping 750kt monsters on random targets, this is something at least according to CIA director Bill Burns was being actually considered during the Kharkiv and Kherson counteroffensives late 2022 https://kyivindependent.com/risk-of-russias-use-of-nuclear-weapons-in-2022-was-real-cia-says/
>>62181819sorry if that is too pol adjacent jannies
>>62181815Comparing modern day nuclear weapons to the first two ever dropped is remarkably stupid.
Thanks to the smigger from one of the previous threads who mentioned DRAM.>>62181415They will make a comeback. Going to go big in on them before their earnings release. When I'm rich at the end of the year, everyone will be kicking themselves for not buying in when it was still at penny stock levels.
>>62181411holy shit we're going to see Wendy's go out of business >>62181383
>>62181393>If BE has the tech and demand is it expensive?YES. they're going need like half a dozen of those oracle deals to justify $82b. and that one isn't even on paper afaik.
>>62181825They're actually cleaner now. Spread over a larger area.
Any fellow googCHADS here?
>>62181845https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xJUCsyMQes
>>62181845How about a nonjewish AI stock
>>62181854you want gloo babe, that's pat's ai company
>>62181854>i want to start an incredibly capital intensive capital business without jewsKek.Might as well try to make it on Broadway too while you're at it kid.
>>62181854AMD
>>62181854stocks are inherently jewish.
>>62181876yes
>>62181874kek
>>62181845GOOG is 22% of my port, MU another 23%
>>62181563This is how I imagine my dad looked at me make mistakes as a teenager
>>62181845100% ported sub 300 now I'm averaging out to SCHD and VOO
>>62181453What’s your lead? Private credit seems like it’s on the short list for economic collapse. Aren’t default rates at near record levels? I haven’t been paying attention to how other companies are doing in this business but I haven’t noticed anything special going on in the financials sector. I don’t even know if I fully understand Owl’s model.
Bullish for BYD
>>62181712You're going to want to buy NAK.
>>62181714Iran has fire control over the minefields. Minesweepers can't go near them without taking unacceptable risks.
>>62181712Commodities producers and processors, for uranium I'd rather UUUU and Cameco over DNN but they are considerably more expensive. NOK may be a good 4-5 year play for 6g in a world increasingly avoiding chinese networking equipment.
>>62181423>>62181673lollmao eventhe fucking delusion holy fuck. I’m glad retards like you are my counterparty. Doesn't make me feel bad whatsoever.
>>62181496semiconductors.
>>62181494so there is news that one guy in china told another guy in china to do somethingin other words, the news is talking about people talkingokay great. let me know when china actually starts trying to get through a blockademost likely, this is just chirping and signalling, and likely won't come into affect or accomplish anything at all, by the time iran and america decide they are done with their posturing and signalling.in other words, the war is over and now we will see massive amounts of theater and political maneuvering.many countries will talk about what they "could do" or "would have done". It's already done. all the action has already happened.
What if we pooled our money together to buy some OTC stock and made it do an AI pivot and then set the bid/ask so it would go up 1000% overnight and then posted it on reddit
>>62181760Wouldn't do much to the market I think
>>62181635No, they will not split; and no, you will not hold it for longer than a year at most. Memory/storage/semiconductors are commodities, and in times of drought they go through the roof, then crash again. Look at Micron in the 90's for a good example of this. It went from below $10 to above $80 twice, then went back to $10 and stayed there for more than a decade. Set a trailing stop loss order and have the self discipline to leave it alone, or you will ruin yourself.
>>62181974the cyclical argument only really works if demand ever stopsthe biggest bottleneck to AI is compute and memory, and unless some seriously revolutionary architecture comes along, were going to need more of both, not less, forevercant even imagine how much potential AGI solutions would require
Claude is fixing broken mods for me in CK3 that I would normally need to wait months for for the troon who made them to get their antidepressant dosage right.The post collapse future will be bright.
>>62181963those heavy oil bags must be wearing you out you've lost your mind
>>62181996The only heavy bags here is my Ballack, lucky for me your mother has offered her face to rest them on
What is the consensus here about Rocket labs and ASTS, and other space related stonks?
>>62182000you talk about it on the internet, I do it irl
>>62182002I think the vertical integration of SpaceX means it will dominate LEO internet and probably maintain it's pricing lead in payload launches for the foreseeable future.
SIVE, LPK, TRT, AEHR, NOK, MU, NVDArisky in that orderthank me in a year
>>62181996Nah, they're doing fine, don't worry too much about them.+ 10K divies.
>>62182011cope
>Fed's Goolsbee: Inflation figures last week were bad news.>Fed's Goolsbee: Services inflation does not look good and isn’t driven by oil>Fed's Goolsbee: Dissents at last week's meeting reveal complexities of forward guidanceGuys, they are setting up the switcharoo. Everybody currently is thinking Warsh will cut or hold. And then he'll just hike. BOOM
So the CNBC analysts are saying that this week's earnings reports were proof that tech companies are monetizing AI and therefore the valuations are justified, but it seems to me that what's driving the earnings is the same thing that's been driving earnings for three years now: AI capex. I don't see any proof that AI is driving productivity gains. Investors give money to OpenAI, OpenAI gives that money to tech companies for compute, and the tech companies report amazing earnings. Nothing has fundamentally changed here and I don't see what these Wall Street faggots are gushing about.
>>62182007I think they are not going to explode until Space X ipo, tbqh (if they do)
If you think about anything long enough you'll find a flaw. That's the same thing women do with men. Only problem is the flaw is in your brain rather
>>62181845you have $400k in GOOG? How big is your hole port?
Are you winning, son?https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2050588054461489494
>>62182011I read TTE had lots of debt, is it affecting stock performance?
oil bros... we rise?
>>62182034>CNBC analysts are sayingNever listen to paid retards who message is written by big money to take your money.
>>62182034the hyperscalers are different from the hardware, the hardware makes money off the capex,and there is nearly 1 trillion announced this year, the "question" was whether the capex was getting good roi, and google at least showed that it was, business services are making money, consumer facing stuff not yet
>>62182046Looks good to me, better than BP, though more than, say, XOM, but TTE has triple the cash so literally whatever. It's a very well run company by its CEO, as such I don't even look at the debt as I know it's good debt.
>>62181832>drive by the store, see one car at the window>decide to pulling and hit the drive thru>around the building you see 5 cars lined up for the speaker>realize they are all doing one car at a time nowkekWHY CAN WE AUTOMATE CAR MANUFACTURING BUT CANNOT REPLACE DARKIES FRYING GOYSLOP????????????????????????????
>>62182055>It's a very well run company by its CEOMaybe I was thinkig of Eni nor TTE
>>62182043i hope they all die
>>62182049I'm all for a crash, we're past due and all... but when was the last time that pogo stick was right about anything?
>>62181827>They will make a comeback(X) DoubtThey're getting BTFO by The Vegetarian Butcher who supplies Starbucks, Dominos, Burger King etc
>>62182062I haven't looked too much at ENI, it was under my radar, a mistake. If I remember right they very recently discovered a nice natgas field in the med near Libya and have projects towards it. Which is of extremely great value these days, and will be in the future.I see the recent stock performance already has taken this into account. Oh well, can't fin all the winners. Plus I like the stability of my bigger divy.But I might buy some shares someday.
Would nuclear war be bullish for us uranium bros?
>>62182075good meme. but the cap AND stem of the mushroom cloud on top of apu's head would make it cooler. will save it once its fixed
>>62182051>the "question" was whether the capex was getting good roiGoogle spends on cloud compute capacity, but who's buying that capacity? Probably unprofitable AI companies and businesses forcing their workers to use LLM credits to look good on reports. If this shit turns out to useless (which it probably is), then Google is left with hundreds of billions worth of compute capacity that they're never going to see a return on. This is exactly what happened to the telecoms companies in the dotcom era.
>stock that go up will go down at some pointwhoa....
>>62181408Hi, just wondering if I should I bother trying to learn how to swing trade or just buy & hold ETFs?
>>62182088yeah that'll happen
>>62182098Well do you want to put in the work and actively trade, or passively invest?You can always open a paper account and trade as much as you like for free to learn
no biggie, keep buying semis (extremely deep cyclical)
this one is curious. not sure where it's coming from at all.https://data.sca.isr.umich.edu/charts.php
>>62181920you could do some research. owl, kkr, bx, ares, apo. credit is senior to equity. good luck man. wagmi.
>>62181845I'm a googchad.
cuckedran
>>62182088babe, if you want a sure thing, buy bonds. if all you want is to fuss and argue, i guess you're in the right place and you know what you're doing. but if you want to make the best returns, you need to get comfortable with uncertainty, risk, but most importantly hope. you buy your tickets in advance for this train, you can't catch it when it arrives.
>>62182174Do people actually believe this?
>>62182115a dev on the zestimate team probably blindly live committed some new formulas their AI assistants suggested. home owners aren't smart enough to determine their own home worth and will just believe what zillow says when they answer the survey
>>62182174Stay seethingTrump won
>>62182174Gas just went up another quarter per gallon around my neighborhood. It is officially over $4 per gallon in the libertarian zone of New Hampshire. I am buying another barrel of oil next week when I get another special economic tax free handout.
>>62182174>39 trillion in 8 years
>>62182098>should I bother trying to learn how to swing trade or just buy & hold ETFs?Step 1 - learn to invest. Not all ETFs are the same or worth investing in.Step 2 - after you learn to invest you can try swing trading (if you know the difference between that and day trading) with a very small % of your money to see if you are any good at it. There are lots of ways to lose money, and few to make money. It can take time and depends a lot on how much time your have to learn and where you get your info from.t. the first time I ever bougth any stock I was gambling on AMC squeeze.
>>62182215>39 trillion in 8 yearsIts only fiat anon, there is always more.
>>62182259Well...least theres always an infinite amount of cash in the fed.
>>62182174AI says the Total Global Oil demand is ~38.7 billion barrels /year.Around $2.5T and a further $1T from Refined Petroleum Products39 / 3.5 = 11.1 yearsIt also says that the Government only gets around 23.8% from a barrel of oil, so if the entire worlds supply of oil came from the USA, it would be around 45years.Assuming the USA doesn't increase it's debt nor accrue interest
>>62182149I've done enough to know that the private credit sector hasn't been very lucrative, at least not more recently. Multiple firms have been limiting redemptions from investors. Like I said, default rates are increasing. Obviously to some degree, all of this is going to be expected but it's the increasing frequency that signals a poor future. It's not just one firm facing increased withdrawal requests.The industry grew when interest rates were lower but with higher interest rates now, there are higher borrowing costs. Maybe the industry will be fine long term but I don't see any real growth in this sector going forward.Not trying to discount you, just genuinely trying to understand what you see in OWL specifically.
Guys... I think it over, the US can't restrict Iran anymore.
Ugh I'm so close to $100k but I don't want to fomo more into the market after several ath in a row. I'm trying to figure out how much of this is just the market being manipulated and how much is every retard with a Robinhood account throwing money into the abyss and zoomers gambling their food money. Those retards are making more money then me right now thoughh so I'm actually the retard.
>>62182174>boomer mathabout as accurate as getting a free home after not buying food.
SOUN short squeeze gentlemendon't believe it plug the data from fintel into chatgpt ("noooo you can't just ask AI" yes I can)
>>62182154Not selling Google, switching from tqqq to qld and all cash is for buying SSO every second day, thinking $5k-$10k per week
>>62182293>US can't restrict Iran anymore.Israel and US were bombing the rail infrastructure related to the China's belt and road projects. Looks like Iran is good at pouring concrete and getting the repairs in during the cease fire.
>>62182197Gas yourself, kike bot. This is financial advice.
>>62182302>Float 386.93M
>>62182321In two weeks with a dying starving population?
>>62182332Borrow rate of 65% huh
The Q2 CPI nowcast is over 6%, and still climbing. They have to hike interest rates.
Why did Fidelity make me scan my ID and face to send my BTC from coinbase when I've already been using them for stocks for like 2 years now?
>>62182351Financial privacy is for jewish oligarchs only.
Would it be worth getting a bunch of Sony stock just in preparation for GTA 6's release? (whenever the fuck that is)
>>62182356I think I already had to do it back when I set up the account so I guess it doesn't matter much. IRS made me do it recently to get some transcripts. Fucking annoying.
>>62182358Nah, buy Games Workshop instead.
>>62182345>preaching to the choirI'm in it. But don't deny that it's a lot of risk on for maybe a 2-3x from here. I'd love to see more but with my luck it'll just dump like a turd after earnings next week.
>>62182293sounds like iran needs more FREEDOMand you know what they say folks. freedom aint free
>>62182098ETF's are your best bet. Day trading is for gamblers, and maybe one in ten anons are good at it.
>>62182368The other 9 stop just before they hit it big
>>62182331Keep copingKeep seething You LOST tranny
>>62182287whats a god to a non believer?dont complain when all those stocks 2x off the lows. they are already up 20%.
>>62182333
>>62182302let's ride
>>62182380You wouldn't happen to have a lithium one lying around would you? I need it for LAC gloating.
>>62182293kindof funny how the US just gave up on competing in the global economy and reverted to just trying to drag everyone down to its level. obviously it won't have any meaningful impact long term.
>>62182397US companies are dominant globally. GOOG, AAPL, AMZN, MSFT, V, KO, etc.
>>62182389fresh sloppa
>>62182380
>>62182412Oh nice, thanks alot!
>>62182404none of those companies actually make anything, especially in America.
>>62182420feel free to stop using services by those companies any time bro.
>>62182415nice
>>62182349Nah, it's a "one and done" - increase lol, it has no persistent effect, no longterm inflation, it's transitory, we are going to disinflate rather quickly and it's not going to disrupt inflation expectations. No biggie, all cool.
>>62182435god this shit needs to crash so fucking bad. definitionally anti-competitive
>>62182375Do you even hold any stocks, migger shill saaaaarrr???
>>62181974I think i will hold it for more than a year.You sound like a boomer who doesn't recognize how things have fundamentally changed.
>>62182389
>>62182465>>62182349Think about it, if we get a CPI of 6% this month, then next year this month it's probably going to be at +1% or +2%. Doesn't that sound great? I mean it's +2% on the +6% but it's still just +2% and that's target.
>Sulfur
>>62182465We're on year 6 of "transitory" inflation, and it's only transiting upward. They never even got it below 2% during that time, and now inflation is making new highs.
>>62182483super tight. im collecting all these pepe element memes
>>62182489now do lumber. it's extremely shorted
>>62182489what do you use to generate these,. what prompt?
>>62182302I like a short squeeze. Let's gamba.
Just won $60 on a scratcher!
>>62182492
this big fat bun was mean mugging me through the window earlier. Fatso couldn't stop eating grass
I put these in ChatGPT/gemini and tell it to change the image and style to a different corresponding element. These are all based on the uranium one originally.
>>62182489>>62182483Sulphur is highly relevant to my interests! You sir are based af fr fr as the youth say it these days 'no cap'.>>62182494Lumber is in fact a growth industry, i know of 5 start up mills on about 15 miles of one road and i know three people who have their own backyard mills.
>>62182509Make fluorine with a toothpaste theme
>>62182490That's why the Fed are faggots.
>>62182490>They never even got it below 2% during that timeClose enough chud!
>>62182489Sucks that all the big Sulphur producers are oil companies but sulphuric acid distributers...Why hello there tall dark and handsome, i see you not only supply acid but handle half the EUs non ferrous metal recycling....You must produce your own acid and use the reaction to power your facilities, i do love a man who can multi stream debt free revenue with physical assets....
>>62182302so we go big on the 7th?
>>62182542Shit i gotta look into these companies. Normally Sulphur prices spike with oil as does sulfuric acid which is used for everything but if they make the acid they profit along with the oil companies. Explains the profits big copper is making despite the Iran thing.
>>62182351It's for your own good.
>>62182529If that's Kevin Warsh in the back, he needs to be darker. A bit
>>62181411do mstr earnings even matter?
>>62181418The international community will eventually step in to stop Iran
>>62182529>cut rates>mfw JPOW want to hike ratesHistorically, ever time the market has started to run he hikes.
>>62181471nothing EVER happens so yeah
>>62181494>the hormuz letterwhat about the bosphorus letter or the gibraltar letter?what do they have to say?
>>62181496spyor tech shit if bears are right and there is a market crash (so you can buy speculative garbage at dirt cheap PEs)
>>62181565k keep me posted
>>62181595just the boys having fun on their speed boats on the weekendnothing wrong with that
>>62181665cute jewess
>>62181697they're already extremely high, any higher than this will just cause demand destruction which will supress the prices of all commodities anyways
>>62181712spy
>>62181713not right now no
>>62181423???
>>62181760damn if the ukrainian propaganda machine says it then it must be true
reminder they were right
>>62181777Russia isn't nuking everythingthis is europoor propaganda to try and bring the US back, turns out EU bycicle lanes don't help them win wars
>>62182590As hinted at earlier without sulfuric acid a significant portion of the human race will literally die, it is that important in almost every imaginable sector.
>>62181922EVs are a scam regardless of the country of originshitbags who are obsessed with BYD doing bad are elon shills
>>62182606why would they even care about the war? market doesnt give a fuck about iran
>>62182609Africa and India will get hit the hardest, I think that's a sacrifice we're willing to make
>>62182033Warsh isn't a doveidk why people think he will cut
>>62182034they are shoving AI into already existing products and then claiming that that money is coming from AIMicrosoft is especially guilty of this, if your company bought office 365 licenses microsoft logs that revenue as "AI"
>>62181408So if you bought the bottom of any of these dips, especially the deep ones, you probably coulda got a 2x on an letf like soxl.The big ones like the dip last year, you bought and held, coulda gotten a 12x on soxl etc as an example.Now we look at the chart and Trump's yesterday tweet about Cuba and the acceleration of tensions with Iran over the weekend and look at that chart on the Weekly. A topping out candle. Big OOf. We're about to head back down. The question is, will the Gap 4 weeks ago be the Support, or will it head lower from there?Kicking myself, as I desired to buy in the december dip, the march dip, and the april dip. Coulda done a 2x each time, roughly. Would have made a boatload. SAD!
>>62182098trade LETFs
>>62182619China is hording it and still seeing huge spikes while USA/Canada need it themselves, Africa and India are stuck with Russia whose production has had alot of explosion related issues of late.
>>62182293>China is backing Russia, Iran and pissing off Europewhat exactly is their plan here?If they lose European and Israeli support who the fuck do they have left besides some rag tag group of turd worlders?
>>62182633Forgot image:
>>62182633based ukraine kek
>I will soon be reviewing the plan that Iran has just sent to us, but can’t imagine that it would be acceptable in that they have not yet paid a big enough price for what they have done to Humanity, and the World, over the last 47 years. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP1 hour agoSNOOZEFEST
>>62182638looks like it was in an uptrend long before the war
>>62182606traders won
>>62182435I unironically don't use any of your listed services. I do have att but i could take it or leave it. it's not like they offer some irreplaceable service or good.
>>62182653youre a liar. your phone is apple or android os. if you had a job you'd use micorsoft or apple os. youve used google. youve used visa or mastercard.
>>62182658>no, you HAVE to be part of the botnet>you just have to ok???
>>62182658>>62182637soon to be goyim. in the real world switching to options is faster than reloading bags. good luck
>>62182640That is nothing, turns out last years bad harvest and the projected chemical shortages in Belarus/Russia for this years planting have caused a SEVEN HUNDRED PERCENT rise in European Potato prices JUST THIS MONTH. Also they got all their seed stock from the EU and can't any more.Africa and India ain't getting fertilizer any time soon.
>>62182667music to my ears
>>62182658I have a chink phone with a non google android, I also have a pinephone but don't use it as a main, mostly for shitposting. I don't use Microsoft or Macos, I mostly use Debian and at work I mostly deal with BSD but some REHL. I do technically have MBP I got for free from work but I never even opened it because I need an Ethernet port for work. I have 2 credit cards and they are both Amex which I don't even really use it was to build my goy score (820).
>>62182608Many people may forget or be completely unaware but in may 2023 Russia planned some sort of false flag dirty bomb operation at the Zaporizhian nuclear power plant which they planned to plan on Ukraine, the details of the event are still quite foggy and we don't know what the Russian plan was after if they had decided to go through with their initial plan, all we do know is that the biden administration had begged both India and China to ask Russia to back down and not go through with their dirty bomb plan which is attested to by very credible reports.https://www.ft.com/content/61262024-4260-4beb-ac7e-0fabda52c145?syn-25a6b1a6=1
>>62182673>ukraine>credibleAnon-san...
>>62182490home prices are coming down, gold is coming downbitcoin is downwhere's the inflation? seems like dollar debasement theory was wrong
>>62181665>If I throw 5k into oil will 50k come out by EOY?it's going to crash, so nobut it definitely won't 10x if it does increase
>>62182667it's probably more complicated and worse as well
>>62182679insane top
>>62182675this wasn't just Ukrainian sources at the time it was American, polish and most importantly Russian sources which claimed this, i cant comb through all my sources on this as it was 3 years ago
>>62182671like i said youre just a liar. pretending not to use any large US companies services. maybe its a mental illness to lie about simple daily things that dont matter.
>>62182689kek I don't know why it bothers you so much anon, it doesn't really bother me. I like it this way. I'm not even anti <insert company> they just don't offer anything to me as a potential consumer that I need.
>US is actually starting its repayment of $175 billion it got from tariffswhat an absolute clown show
>>62182684Lukashenko set artificially low prices so Russia could have affordable potatoes. This was so Russia could not have people freak out over prices as a favor to Putin. This also made it so farmers in Belarus couldn't break even planting this year due to artificially low state prices. Best part?Russia still has high prices, when the market reacted Luka quietly sold their stockpile to profiteer so the amount that Russia had payed a inflated price for (but not as much as the market) wasn't available. So now everyone is desperate for seed potatoes since the sudden price spike makes it affordable to plant again but it is getting late. People think Lukashenko is harmless but King Potato plays the long game.
/biz/bros, I'm not so sure that I'm better at markets than Berkshire is.It could just be that they're dead wrong, right? That the people working there are just idiots and there's no reason to be worried about a crash?
>>62182713Problem?
>>62182700>actually i use amex not visa it was just sad man.
>>62182701bullish (and trump absolutely knew it would happen)
>>62182713Oh, that was last month. They are somehow nearly worthless now, some sort of onion panic situation is going on.
>>62182718they're an insurance company not an investment bank. they have to keep a defensive posture. secondly they are cornered and have to buy a railroad, csx or canadian pacific, and everyone knows this and they are going to have to pay top dollar.
>>62182718If their total assets goes up by a billion% why shouldn't the cash position also go up?
>>62182718then buy BRK.B bro. let Greg Abel time the market potentially?
>>62182720And suddenly they are literally free to free up warehouse space. This sounds familiar:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act
NEW>>62182736>>62182736>>62182736
>>62182302Should I get Monday?
>>62181679I am also a nuclear chad but it's gonna take time to build those reactors.
>>62182718Berkshire is so large they are having more and more difficulty finding where to put all the cash, but you should note they are making so much money off the "cash" which is just rolling notes and bills they are making more money than before. They should just keep doing what they are going with their cash, buy gold and silver, and diversify into land, water resources, owning some of all major companies.
