Cerebras Systems edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Previously on /smg/>>62181408
>CVX & Chill
> futures
first for trump won't do shit
>>62182741based and chill
>>62182741Based energy chad
>>62182744Many such cases
>>62182741nrgu bros ftw
posts that bears believed
>>62182743futures are running?
>>62182744look up the meaning of the word first anon
>>62182750bears larp as these rational creatures who see things that the broader crowd doesn't but they're not, their entire thesis lies on a seething hatred of the west
>>62182750KEK! Perma bears are the most cucked creatures on earth.
>>62182756big difference between "standing with" and being apart of it (i.e owning shares)nice try though faggot, go deal in the real world
>>62182756Based
>>62182751at incredible hihg speed
>>62182759>apartAt least be literate when you umackshully post
>>62182756this but unironically
>>62182753I was the first for trump won't do shit
Mr. Jerome
>>62182763I'm a proud ESL European
>>62182766*kevin
>>62182771it was a great fictional story, too bad that doesn't happen IRL
>>62182771i owned shares of JPM before it was cool
>futures
NEW TRUTH
>>62182788Please let this be real
>>62182773kek I loves that we got a divie payout on rape day.
>>62182789>>62182798how do i invest in cannons? Nucor? Steel Dynamics?
>>62182787Absolutely wild that these things sleep out in the open like that. I'm a fucking apex predator and I wouldn't be caught dead in broad daylight like that.
>>62182755>bears larp as these rational creatures>>62182758>KEK! Perma bears are the most cucked creatures on earth>Jan 17 expiration on his putsIdk if it's better or worse that those puts have so much that's on them. He's either going to be a genius if the market tanks and those puts print or he either took the loss on them already/is bagholding a loser/or the worst case, averaged down into an even bigger baghold than intended. That's why I'm not necessarily a fan of buying too much time
Why the hell hasn't LLY done a stock split? Don't they know how many retarded boomers there are on Robinhood who don't know you can buy fractional shares?
buy mcdonalds on open
outstanding news. I will not be investing in Boston Celtics playoff tickets this year. I will instead purchase my way into a share of SPY. https://youtu.be/TvWE30PJ1oE?si=cyo6anX2oMZ9OBd3
i'm so disappointed we never got to see jerome go full hyper mode
>when everyone goes right you go leftWhat is left nowadays? Obviously not AI but what is it?
>>62182789>tfw you will never get to check out those cannonsfeels bad man.
VIX is in the 16s so dirt cheap SPX jun/jul puts
>>62182862food stocks have been crushed. im not saying im bullish but thats def the opposite of big tech.
>>62182865
>>62182837Explain yourself so us goyslop tender lovers can understand you, please
>>62182758>>62182824He is so fucking stupid. Why would higher energy prices hurt AI? AI primarily functions to streamline and rationalize existing systems and processes. High oil will accelerate it not slow it down. Higher oil prices mean US oil companies Profit. Russia can't export oil if it's oil infrastructure keeps exploding, this hurts china more than us. Oh noes, a few AI companies go under! No they don't, SpaceX devours them and feeds their hardware assets to the Colossus super computer that runs Grok. GASP! WAR WITH CHINA! They starve to death when Canada cuts off 1/3 their fertilizer imports and Trump suddenly likes Ukraine again since they like to blow up Russia's fertilizer production. The end result of all these things would be massive US profits. Rare Earths would get so much sudden government backing the US would overtake everyone overnight, you would see insane shit like CRML, LAC and USAR +1000% in a month when the US government dumps twice their market cap into them in one day. >>62182862Rare earths and fertilizer inputs. >>62182870Short food commodity futures based on when you think the two wars will end. For the less risk adverse: Buy into things like Cocoa, luxury food items are down and face near infinite long term demand. If you think there will be war with China then when it happens Blueberries and Cranberries will moon and are decent long term no matter what.
where is the smg movie night link
>>62182837buy BROS
>>62182888
I buy shares in Bank of China.
>>62182904Are you referring to the long term role of oil prices on AI, rare earths or berries?
>>62182741>>62182749UUUUCCJGEVNEEBWXTUECCF, IPI, NTR
https://imgur.com/a/oNR6pYp
>>62182868index implieds are so fucking criminally underpriced it's unreal>>62182843always thought iron maiden was middling. fountain of lamenth blows this out of the water
/smg/ movie nite in 10 minutestonites movie is John Wick (2014)
>>62182862>Obviously not AI but what is it?BE, LITE, FN, COHR
>>62182919poor beagle.
I'm meeting with an investment advisor my dad knows through church next week, one time thing since my port is too small to justify actual ongoing advisory. He founded and later sold a 1+ billion AUM advisory firm, so he should know what he's talking about. I'll post my next 5 year plan and his thoughts on it as a litterbox PDF after the meeting Wednesday.
>>62182920yeah that's just AI>>62182919
>>62182925>churchsynagogue would be better but i'm looking forward to reading it.
>>62182927>yeah that's just AIIt can also be used for AI, but it bigger in that its compute and can be used for anything AI or not. It progress to speed up computation and scale so all your data belong to them. As long as their is demand and their stock price is going up and to the left I am buying and making money
>>62182837what should i get
>>62182837there is literally a GitHub script to get anything off the app for any price. I wouldnt long mcd.
>>62182925Where's your website dawg? How are we supposed to catch your story?
>>62182960You don't read every smg post?
>>62182971based apu
>>62182971Some of us need to wage slave to have money to gamble. I'd read /smg/ on the toilet but even finding time to take a piss is a luxury at work.
Is aggressively buying LETFs during retarded orangeman chimpouts a good strategy?In the end line always goes up so why not bet on TACO with lev?
>>62182971read this: CBRS
>>62182976I need to drop by an amp...
>>62182911>CF, IPI, NTRgive me the 140 character bull case for fertilizer stonks anon
AMPX ?
>>62182919>tonites movie is John Wick (2014)cool
>>62182935>>church>synagogue would be better but i'm looking forward to reading it.are you saying jews are better at money, or something?Sounds vaguely anti semitic. I'll allow it!
>>62182975Do euros not get any benefits from futures? In the US at 5x, you might as well just buy MES contracts so there are no 5x leveraged funds. Futures count as 60% in a smaller long term capital gain tax bracket here.
PKX
>>62182989why not reinvest under a company instead of paying capital gains taxes every year?
Bear missed the AI boat (2026)
>>62183009mumus take boats when possible while bobos take boats when no one else can
New investor poorfag here, should I ape into semis on Monday morning? $2k is all I got thinking, I'm gonna full port yolo all in into DRAM pre market
>>62183037You should full port yolo ape into getting a job
>>62183050I have a job nigga I'm tryna catch a million before forty years old
>>62183037dca
>>62182976damn the one on the right is preggo
>>62183021bobos take their boat at all times, even when it doesn't make sensemumus take their at all times, even when "it doesn't make sense" but they make money
He who praises Kek will be blessed with good fortune.
IONQ ?
>>62183021>>62183062>mumus>bobosqrd? I'm not a /biz/ regular
>>62183062>mumus take their at all timesdo they do so on literal crashes though?
>>62183071mumu = bull, bobo = bear>>62183075>do they do so on literal crashes though?who can say? we better call a top strategist for this question
>>62183066praise him!
>>62183066Dubs confirmedPraise KEK
>>62183086top strategists are saying nothing can stop this rally on rare pepes
>>62183097Really funny how they don't give this guy a name but keep calling him "strategist" for authority purposes.
>>62183109>if you put a no name strategist on a screen the goyim worry about the name, not the strategyngmi
>>62183109>Really funny how they don't give this guy a name but keep calling him "strategist" for authority purposes.They say his last name is Strategist. He comes from a long line of strategistsTop strategists, one might say
>>62183119rare tony dwyer
>>62183119Dwyer has literally called 3746 of the last 3747 generational buying opportunities, and he only missed that one because he was too hungover from FOMOing into some barslut pussy. Man's a legend.
Why are miners still down 30% since the start of operation Epstein Fury?
>>62183077I'm all in on kitty litter and boxed wine. I used to get bummed when they would choose the cat over me but it turns out that the cats were just looking out for my wallet. Thank you cats of America.
>>62183172odc has been on a generational run
This has been such a wild ride.
>>62183187
Rashad says
>>62183190spooky!
>>62183162People think it's reverse correlated with oil. The miner's aren't really. It's the dollar strength right now. New fed chair is coming. Watch the rotation out of the semi stocks that just mooned. It's coming.
>>62183198>double-top at 85>dumb another $20100x more likely than triangle meme lines my basterds
>>62182741IREN
>>62182787I would feed this fella to my lizard she would eat him in one bite
>>62183162I currently hate 10% of my portfolio in mines atm, I managed to get them relatively cheap last couple weeksthey are suffering from the selling gold to buy oil some countries are doing currently, but I expect they'll rally again as soon as this iran mess ends since fundamentals are still strong for metalsyou have to baghold for at least six months though imo
mother FUCK AMD. All my niggas HATE AMD.
>>62183210No it's literally inverse oil. The second oil gets shorted PM's pump several percent every time. When oil stops being high then the other factors will come back into play. A short squeeze could still happen with high oil tho
God bears are so retarded. You'd think they got the message by now that we've entered into a bull market but they just want to keep losing money huh...
Gold flipped from more Selling to more Buying this weekSilver went from more Selling to NeutralI already have some Miners but I'll pickup some Sprott Silver when market opens.Tempted to get HL before earnings, but their oz outputs have been declining slowly so not a great long term hold
Sold a piece of property for 100k euros, what do I invest it in?
>>62183261Beyond Meat
>>62183242just to add, if I remember correctly even big players like newmont spend around 10-20% of their operating costs in fuel
>>62183261Silex Microsystems
>>62183266Don't forget the mining process and refining uses a lot of Sulfuric Acid
>>62183261unironically the boring vwce
>>62183270basically they need the gulf to reopenwhat makes me very optimistic though it's how fast they were starting to rally after that fake the strait is open tweetlots of eyes are on gold too since high inflation could be a thing soonish
>>62183281As long as you're not investing in a risky jurisdiction I don't see a problem. Personally I only invest in PM Miners in the Americas based on the notion that the USA will protect and supply them as a Critical Resource.USA Rare Earth USAR did 20% last week and I expect it to moon with Chinas monopoly on rare minerals. The Trump administration already bought 10% of the company as a long term USA based manufacturer of Stable Magnets and they immediately bought some South American mines to lock down the supply chain.So If Trump keeps fucking with Chinas Oil, they'll cut off rare minerals again and companies like USAR will skyrocket and I expect selected Miners to get subsidised resources to supply the USA Critical Minerals Reserve.I feel like there is a big Rare Resources trade war looming and China holds most of the cards
>>62183289I'm targeting Gold, Silver, Neodymium, Lithium, Tungsten, Copper, Tin, Nickel, Molybdenum, Osmium, Zinc, Uranium
>>62182749I boughted at $15, now hovering around $40. Summer is going to crush peoples balls while our bags get pumped
>>62183290I'm mostly gold, but I wanna get some uranium too soon
Gas prices will reach the same level that triggered the 2008 financial crisis this month.
>>62183299Yea sometime soon I anticipate a big boom in privately owned mini reactors driven by AI Data Centres.They obviously already exist in Navy vessels, but I haven't done any research on what companies to buy into
>>62182718Buffett is out. Stop jerking him off, faggot.
>>62183303And then watch how it doesn’t trigger a financial crash
>>62183316In 2008, gas peaked at the equivalent of $7.50 in 2026 dollars, but we're going even higher than that. It's already $6 here, and headed higher. Diesel is currently $7.20.
>>62182982Non-renewable resource. CF makes nitrogen fertilizers using the Haber-Bosch process, which requires methane. Oil shock.
>>62183305>big boom in privately owned mini reactors driven by AI Data Centres.By the time mini reactors become a thing the data center boom will be over. Its gas turbines and Bloomenergy fuel cells that are going to power the grid and data centers this year and next year, if the data center boom lasts that long. US has a LOT of natural gas that can be used right now.
>>621833032008 wasn't triggered by gas prices
>>62183305mini reactors are also easier to politically implement in those countries were nuclear energy is frowned upon, which I don't know why but it's a thing
>>62183333People defaulted on their mortgages because their entire paycheck went to filling up their car to get to their wagie job. 2008 was caused by high gas prices
>>62183332Yea it's not near term, we'll see what this infrastructure upgrades do to the system but if a company sets up a production line factory to produce portable deployable mini reactors that can be set up anywhere it will absolutely explode higher than anything we've ever seen. It has potential to revolutionise world energy demands and I think large Data Centres are the perfect catalyst. They have the demand and the money and are increasingly heading towards a power bottleneck.Definitely something I'm watching out for with XE SMR OLKO
>>62183337>People defaulted on their mortgages because their entire paycheck went to filling up their car to get to their wagie job. 2008The real estate bubble started with Clinton putting Cisneros in at HUD who lowered the mortgate requirements so more poor people could get loans for homes they could not afford. When Bush got in every broke minority who could qualify for the mortgages already had one so Bush and Co dropped the mortgage requirements to NINJA level and the MBS sent into overdrive to offload the mortgages. The defaults for NINJA buyers started immediately (like the retards who buy a used for $5000 per month for 80 months who default after the first month). The system topped out late 2005 2006 and was failing 2007.
Where's the retarded anime bear? He's been very quiet recently. Did he finally get liquidated for good?
>>62183344Yes, but high gas prices were the catalyst that defaulted those risky mortgages, just like how they will pop the current bubble too.
>>62183355>the current bubbleWhat's the current bubble?I know Private Credit is having a bad time but that's mostly held by companies, not broke niggers who got 0% down mortgages.
>>62183355>but high gas prices were the catalyst that defaulted those risky mortgagesno the risky mortgages were defaulting in 2005 but they just kept issuing more and more NINJA mortgages as fast as they could. People were getting 110% mortgages and blowing the extra money driving up the cost of everything, especially gas for more cars, boats, motorhomes, motorcycles, planes, vacations and the implosion started when the big banks saw the mortgage defaults were destroying the MBS (see the movies Margin Call and the The Big Short), so the banks stopped accepting the MBS as collateral for their repo 105 agreements and the whole system froze up.
Games Workshop will become the new Disney and the stock will go to 100B market cap and beyond. Once the Amazon show airs, Warhammer will enter the collective consciousness of normies and they won't be able to resist the most powerful franchise in the world. Mass production of Warhammer movies, Warhammer theme parks with AI generated virtual Warhammer laser tag and Warhammer rollercoasters where you can create your own Warhammer figurines in the DIY Games Workshop that are then 3D-printed live via the patented Warhammer giga press (jointly owned by Games Workshop and Tesla).
>>62183357>What's the current bubble?US debt/deficit, fiat currency printing, decline of the US empire and petro dollar, private credit, repo market, derivatives, an re-working of global trade and money flows because of what the US is doing. As countries get tired of Trump fighting for Israel they are moving away from the dollar and getting closer to China, asia, BRICs. Dollars value will keep going down, inflation. Its pretty much an everything bubble at this point. There is 100x more US dollars overseas than in the US, when their value drops the Fed will need to raise rates and there is going to be a lot war waging to try to get out of it. Watch the movie Rollover. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z-KMLcNjsshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IV22Z7AXVg
>>62183305Mini reactor and battery technology are the real deal. Normies aren’t aware of it just yet. >>62183367>WarhammerLame shit. Isn’t the Emperor just a bootleg Mewtwo?
>>62183368While that's all true, those things just point to a slow decline, not a quick bubble pop.
>>62183357>>62183361>>62183368>>62183380AI companies are dependant on cheap natural gas to power their datacenters. Rising fuel prices will drive them further into unprofitability. Additionally, the entire AI mania is being paid for with debt, which will become out of reach as the Fed is forced to hike interest rates to control >10% inflation.
>>62183379>Lame shit. Isn’t the Emperor just a bootleg Mewtwo?a fa/tg/uy just sharted their undies in rage reading this
>>62183385NvIdia and OpenAI are working with OKLA to develop mini reactors before 2030.Yea they are all in a financial circle jerk and need to land on a viable marketable product, but I feel like that comes in the form of UI software that utilises AI after the fact. Once they get to the point that you can tell an AI face on a screen to go correlate your companies annual finances and file the tax forms then create an investor earnings publication on your way to morning tea, it's over. As long as they don't implode before then it's a certainty.
>>62182938Now if we ignore your irrational hopium, pre 2025, none of those stocks were pumping that hard. Seems too high risk for my liking. Where were you 1 year ago when most if not all of them just started pumping?
>>62183390>OKLA>before 2030
>>62182957Can you expand on that, bro?
>>62183367Gotta agree with the other anon. Warhammer was always lame and its fans try hard losers
ah, /biz/ where it's always deepest winter at cliff's edge, and we're all doomed UNLESS the chosen chud can accumulate enough shiny rocks or oil...buy chips or suffer. final warning.
>>62183420>From January 1, 2026Zoom out
>tfw you find out that GoPro, the most recognized name in outdoor & sports camera equipment, trades below $2 in 2026
>>62183424>-34.03 (-95.16%) all time>market cap 283.02 millionlol
>>62183424Didn't they have some sort of small opticals thing for drones, possibly for defence going on or did I just make that shit up?
>>62183430The drone company they partnered with went bust
BadabingLike I said, it's topping on the weeklyThis is a very strong candle because the last couple of times it happened the market poo'd itself.We are in for some of the good old "sell in may and go away" the next few weekarinos.>>62183162because who gives a fuck about gold lol you had your run 3 months ago.
>>62183385Kek, Incorrect.Natgas prices go down with rising oil prices. When they frack for oil it produces vastly more gas than oil.Higher oil price = more fracking for oil.More fracking for oil = vastly more natural gas than the market will know what to do with.Neat pepe tho.
>>62183448AI fags keep winning huh
>>62183445the orchestra has a new conductor though
>>62183456Apparently not enough to actually make the chart look good huh?
what was I talking about
>>62183420what kind of chips>>62183367>>62183410fuck you my warhammer models are PRISTINE
>>62183448>>62183455What's the cope for 8% interest rates?
Anyway I realized the reason I keep missing gains isn't because I keep fucking up my strategy, at least not usually, but because my strategy wasn't very good. In particular I should have put more in.>>62183367>GW becomes a tech company
>>62183467i should have been more specific. buy fabs.
SAP
How nice of them to plant the buyos for the Hormussy Jet Ski Championship 2026
>>62183468I’m not here to cope.I’m just letting yall know that through fracking, the price of gas and oil move inverse to one another in the US.You can literally track the commodities price history ever since fracking became a big deal to see that it’s real.Frackers have to flare huge amounts of gas because it’s basically a waste product. All they need to do is tap that flare into a gas pipeline and natgas just got that much cheaper.
>>62183303>>62183337Finally someone with a triple digits IQ on /smg/. I was losing hope.Though price will have to be way higher than right now for them to trigger something, you have to take inflation into account.Still, I doubt we'll see the same kind of events. 2008 was truly a cocktail of pure gov fucktardation on top of banks greedtardation, that may never happen again. But there are always skeletons in the closets, they the ones that turn corrections into black swan events.
>>62183487what you don't get is that in 2007 the consumer economy was driving all the growth, all the investment money was being plowed into mortgages and the overly large financial sector was overly exposed to that. today what's driving the economy is big tech buying chips. google isn't gonna lower it's capex spend over gas prices. the consumer is and has been in a recession since covid and markets keep going up because the consumer doesnt matter anymore. at least in what's driving the global macroeconomy. the world is fundamentally different and the companies that are driving the economy essentially didn't even exist back then, they are at least 2 orders of magnitude larger. a recession might happen but you would need to see what happened in fuel prices back then happen to electricity prices now, the same banana peel isn't going to trip this economy up, and i didn't even get into it but the mortgage situation is loads better than it was in 2008, way higher equity ratios, so even if it was an analog situation the same thing wouldn't happen, the market isn't vulnerable and there are safeguards to prevent it from getting there.
The day when the worm turn is so close.I cant wait to hear the gnashing of teeth and wending of clothes when government gibs hand out taking mumus time comes and the wicked are cast into the pit.
>>62183498like me and my mom have 2 mil in assets and 100k in income and we couldn't get a 375k mortgage from one of the big 4 and both our credit scores are over 800, we had to go to a private bank. consumer banking is dead and the mortgage market is boring.
>UAE leaves>Want to produce more>OPEC few days later announces 188k bpd extra production
I'm buying half/half RCAT and UMAC with my remaining money tommorow. Thoughts?
what kind of salad sounds good today and dressing
>>62183037Dew it>>62183057Fuck you
>>62183513Are you a hamster?
>>62183517im trying not to eat animals
is this a good port?90% SOXX10% MU
>>62183523oil is still $102
>>62183520i just buy the bagged salads from trader joe's, put a little extra ranch on them, they have a lot of cabbage in them. one meal a day i eat a smoothie, 1 banana, greek yogurt, handful of frozen blueberries and a splash of orange juice. make sure to stir occasionally when you blend. it's yummy and really healthy. black beans and almonds are really good staple foods for vegetarianism too, if you're having a hard time, there's lots of frozen meat substitute products in grocery stores now and everything from amy's is delicious, chipotle is also a great place to get a good vegetarian meal, free guac.financially speaking, bynd is a good way to play this trend.
>>62183528And that's a good thing for the USA.XY
>>62183533We're also going in on Cuba soon
>>62183528damn better short SPY lol.
>>62183505Ah, yes, OPECToo bad they can't export that pathetically low extra LMFAOL
So when exactly is the Cerebras IPO? I feel like market buying on the day of because it will retardpoomp for sure.
>>62183548I heard a rumor that someone is also deploying malware into Venezuelan crude operations and causing delays.It’s like the entire world is trying to an-hero the supply of oil, kek.
>>62183385>10%try 50%.look at demand deposits.
>>62183548That was the real irony in UAE leaving. Right now when they can't do much anyways. More like a symbolic act. Assumably the US pressured them to do it now since they maybe actually were thinking about it for a while, but now it also has no real world effect, except maybe attempt to dump the oil price.
>>62183530sounds good except the almonds
>>62183571Nasty get some better material
>>62183580maybe the UAE was looking more than 5 minutes into the future?
>>62183582put honey on them and sprinkle some chili flakes and bake them, sweet spicy umami. when my mom wakes up i'll ask her how long you bake them.
>can you spare any time to talk about the strait?
I just went to the gas station for a coffee and bagel and the price of gas has risen by my house by 75 cents in one week.Its over.
Are SaaS companies now cheap or just fairly valued?I don't believe for a second that AI will lead to downfall of some of these giants, I'm thinking of purchasing some for long term.
You know, it’s kind of funny if you think about how people used to mock the idea that tweeting could ever change the world.Now the price of oil is moved by billions of dollars because of tweets.
>>62183604>news moves marketsdeep stuff
>>62183602igv looks like a really good buy but i don't know anything about the industry and i expect there will be major consolidation in individual stocks. also the ai ipo's will likely be lumped in with that index so there might be some voodoo that goes along with that. i don't know what's coming but i agree igv looks juicy.
>>62183602the price premium seems to be gone from SaaS for sure.
>>62183591The market still clings to the promise of TACOOne day the markets will open and reality will enter the room
>>62183587You mean longer than the US in their warattempt?
>>62183608wait a minute i thought the market moved off of conversations i have with myself inside my head?!?
>>62183619just trying to help you out bro
I asked gemini best stock to invest init said googl??
>>62183611you arent supposed to role play the homeless bear lol
>>62183595It's actually only the beginning
>>62183625
>>62183623I'm good bro I'm good
best stocks to invest in for AImake no mistake
>>62183602Chatgpt said ServiceNow and Sap are both likely to endure and even grow during the saas apocalypse. I trust in chatgpt i will not sell!
>>62183633ask chatgpt if to buy it after IPO
Damn there was a 3 week period to buy cheap XOM/CVX and I was too busy gooning
what drives poor people to turn up their nose at this rally? just buy into it. the worst that can happen is they crash it and you stay poor a little longer before they reflate it. if you don't buy though there's nobody to blame but you, and to try to paint the people getting rich and making the most out of this opportunity as the real fools is getting more and more pathetic with each passing day.
>>62183655You'd be better off playing lotto or other kind of gambling and luckbased games than put it 1$ at this point, so please stop, Mumu.
>tfw totally forgot about Meren energyThere's so much shit I want to invest in I keep forgetting it all. Anyways I'm bullish long term on Africa and I think it's going to continue to climb with all that's happening so I'm going to buy some Monday.>>62182911UraniumGODS will one day rule the world.
>Holy shit, my $10 turned into $10,20!!!
>>62183655I'm ready for another 10% month. SPY 800 ATH by SpaceX IPO. What happens after that I don't care no one should really
>>62183679the massive ipo slate should be the most obvious sign things are good but people here unironically think it's gonna be a big swindle and they'll have 2008 part deux with sam altman taking over every screen and laughing like he just said you have something on your shirt and he flipped your nose
>>62183670A gain just flew over my house
>>62183655people fear "being wrong" more than anything. they will watch markets and companies go up for many years vs risk "over paying" aka being wrong. i watched for 10 years as people called AMZN overpriced, "it has no earnings!"... and it went up 10x.
>>62183707i think that's very insightful and i did the same thing in the '10s. and said some pretty stupid stuff on the internet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i72cbo_qdg
>>62183712my fix was to buy 20-30% positions so i dont miss the whole thing. someone else probably has a better idea.
what are some good penny stocks with 100x potential, 1000x also if possible
>>62183707true, so many for some reason ignore the fact that good companies are basically always at ATH and if theres ever a correction, they dont buy in because "this is the start of the big crash"
Probably nothing
>>62183712only in the 10s?
>>62183723don't worry babe, that's one place you'll always have a lead on me.
>>62183343yep, this is my bet as well. and it’s not just data centers, it’s expanding population, overall consumer energy use going up, and space applications
>>62183715very true, good post.
>>62183722i like seeing AMD there
>>62183508half RCAT half RKLB is my small cap strat
this is now STOCK MARKET CRASH WATCH GENERAL -SMCWGever day until the market crash happens
The economy is supposed to pump real hard 2029-2030 when consumer spending is projected to pick up though there may be a 2028 recession but that is 50/50
I bought $150k of June NOK 20 Cs on friday. What am I in for?
>>62183747how many more years of gains are bears willing to give up?no one gives a shit about the strait anymore
>>62183754gains
>>62183670congratulations anonyou're going to be a millionaire in no time
i'd like to keep buying calls but i'm gonna need the braindead mumu vibestraders to pipe down mkay. you guys are gonna make this week really difficult
>>62183655poor people want to stay poor because of social status (pity brownie points)
>>62183632SOXL
>>62183625I asked grok the same thing and it said TSLA
i am going to FOMO into AMAT
>>62183715Yes it's funny. They want to buy companies for cheap but apparently also want to buy companies that crab forever and never notch new aths because companies that make new aths are inherently fake and gay and scam. Like I could literally see a bear buying MU on a 30% dip and then actually get angry and rage dump when it blasts past its old high and go on a tirade complaining about how he got scammed into buying MU and making money.
>>62183604wrongoil is moving on Truthsocial posts not tweets
>>62183602SAP can easily be vibecoded into extinction
>>62183595it's only getting started
>>62183774>>62183625well somebody is lying... someone ask Claude
>>62183591fucking kekbears will keep talking about that third world body of water for months now
>>62183777and sometimes the "wrong" company is cheap to them. i tried telling people SNDK was trading at 6x forward earnings and they just didnt get it. i bet they buy PG at 20x forward though.
>>62183523oil baggies should just go to cmmg
>>62183790yeah lmao
>>62183521No
>>62183513greek saladsimple olive oil dressingit's sunday
>>62183505The UAE isn't even pretending not to be fully alligned with Israel and the US at this point
>>62183809And? They are better for it. The UAE is a reliable partner
>>62183815They are creating unecessary tensions with Saudi Arabia and Turkey (on top of the already existing tensions with Iran)
>>62183816SA and Turkey are US allies. Turkey is even in NATO.
Are we already for a bloody Monday?
>>62183820Turkey is apart of NATO but has never been fully alligned with it like the UAE is with the US and IsraelTurkey is constantly provoking greece and israel (therefor america too)There's a reason why Turkey is called the black sheep of NATO
>>62183602They are dead.My company is planning to invest 2 billions to replace all proprietary SaaS with custom softwared developed through AI.
>>62183825i wish
>>62183825A bloody good Monday
>>62183754Even harder pumps than my NOK calls, that's what
>>62183825I look toward to this post every Sunday
Ebay getting bought by fuckin GameStop and shoe companies becoming AI companies. I really can't take much more
>>62183826thanks for obvious information everyone knows already. they are still US allies and NATO members for decades.
>>62183816Maybe they should normalize relations with Israel, too.Nothing but benefits at this point.
>>62183667>I'm bullish long term on AfricaWhat time frame are we talking about here? Until they evolve to have at least 30 extra IQ points?
>>62183845I'll make sure to post this next sunday too kek
>>62183849>Your company sucks and is going down the shitter>vaguely say your rebranding under rumors>people invest more>lay off like 2000 people>say your ditching whatever core product or something and say your a AI company now>10x your shares and make millions>Literally didn't do anything to shift into AI
>>62183860its only cool if you're right. I want 30% drop on everything tomorrow
>>62183863they had 40 million and a nasdaq listing and the intent to buy gpu's. case in point of what i was talking about. it's not the moment to be consumer facing, this is a unique moment driven by top down investment and the agenda of the elites. it's a bullish signal as well as a sign of the times. fry cooks with robinhood accounts did not do this and you do damage to yourself trying to be cynical and ironic about this event. the market isn't a slapstick act, if something like that happens you need to seriously consider the reason and not ascribe ridiculous narratives to it to make yourself feel better.
>>62183858>>>/pol/ is that way chuddy.
>>62183881Nigger lover
I'm on hole patrol. Grease em up, goo em out.
>>62183863wait until you hear about btc miners who pivoted to ai (IREN, APLD, etc
Question anons, how do you balance your portfolio?Do you have an algorithm? Or just by feeling?
>>62183905tell me all about it please
>>62183825>bloody Mondaygee I hope so since ive got 7 grand ready to deploy the moment I see red
>>62183925You had your chance 1 month ago
>>62183655Anyone buying in at this point deserves to lose everything. Just a little bit higher and we're at dotcom levels kek.
>>62183849>shoe companies becoming AI companiesEasiest short of my life.>>62183905>>62183924Those are somewhat legit plays.You know how bitcoin is very energy intensive and companies made huge farms/datacenters to farm efficiently?Well instead to use their GPUs and power to farm bitcoins they are pivoting to AI.Another example is Bitdeer.
>>62183927>this bobo doesn't understand that it's a new paradigm
>>62182960I don't have a website, but it should be up for a few days. idk if I want to use permanent catbox
>>62183926I slurped then too. Gotta always buy
>>62183930yeah those are legit. i think that shoe company made the right choice also. datacenter market is growing and its shoe market wasnt.
>>62183927why should talking computers and rockets to mars be cheap? in dotcom era the best company you could buy was an onlinel book catalogue. now we have wizard rocks and alien sex tourism.
>>62183950there is a hot ww3 brewing in real time rn
If disgruntled wagies are burning down warehouses, what are the odds if AI replaces like 20% of people and spike unemployment to like 30%+, that unemployed wagies who need work will burn down data centers and sabotage their construction even with armed security?
>>62183905yeah except we are still compute constrained. Google ceo said “We are compute-constrained in the near term. Our cloud revenue would have been higher if we were able to meet the demand.“
>>62183927extrapolating the peaks of the great depression and dot com, this can go to 60 before we crash
>>62183971>this can go to 60 before we crashI doubt it. Investors will want to see LLMs replacing workers soon, because they're not going to recoup their investments otherwise. But LLMs are still dumb chatbots which aren't going to replace anyone in the near future. Retards like >>62183950 will get a reality check sometime soon.
>tfw just found out about brokeragelink>can open a account in my 401k to actually buy individual stock rather than the wierd target date funds or the only good choice, the s&p 500 copyShiiit, I actually have $90k to play around with and won't retire for like 30 yearsWhat are you guys holding in your 401k?
>weekend oil slightly downMonday options will be green, won't they? Makes me think we'll reverse into red towards Friday.
>>62183984AMD, MRVL
>>62183971To be fair to the bobos that's the biggest mental hurdle I have had to overcome. You can be objectively right that something is overvalued and still get completely heemed by trying to fight market momentum. The market doesn't give a single shit about being factually correct.
gosh damn there is to many brown shitters on /pig/ right now and this thread is so boring almost unusable
>>62183988the market stopped giving shit about the nigger liquid a month ago
>>62184000>there are a lot of browns in a brown vs brown war generalWOAH
>>62183995valuation is just an opinion and its subject to change based on current market conditions and the future prospects of the company. you feel something trading at 30x should trade for 20x? it doesnt really matter to anyone else.generally stocks will follow earnings over time. google makes more money than ever today and its stock is higher over the last 15 years.
>>62184000Bears lostLeveraged niggers lostOnly people left are plan trusters
>>62183968this is why another big war has to be orchestrated to kill off useless eaters once again
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>>62183481>All they need to do is tap that flare into a gas pipeline and natgas just got that much cheaperIf they could have done that economiclly already they would have, but there were not gathering lines to all the new wells spread all over the permian basin. The Waha gas hub sometimes has a negative gas price, they can't sell the stuff. They are planning to build another pipeline from the Waha to other areas. LandBridge and TPL are trying to lure data centers there for the cheap gas. There are few people, they own lots and lots of land, they have the cheap gas and with that GEV and BE can provide the electricity. But is it too late in the data center build out? I have stock in LB and I keep waiting for a big announcement, but it never comes.
>>62184001Mostly, but there's still some correlation, though it could be tied to general uncertainty in the middle east due to possible escalation and long-term damage. It's a good sign for options either way.
>>62184003Correct it's not objective value it's the perception of value and the future direction. Your personal opinion is totally irrelevant. It's why bears get made fun of for trying to screech about how they are right. In attempting to take a stance about being "right" you're completely missing the point.
>>62183530>i just buy the bagged salads from trader joe'sI buy the bagged salad, fresh hot chicken, various dressings and add ons and make my own healthy salads for cheap from Sprouts.
For the first time, China has invoked a 2021 law to order all companies and individuals within China's jurisdiction to not comply with recent US sanctions on 5 Chinese refineries.If both sides insist on enforcement, this could blow up in a major way.https://www.mofcom.gov.cn/zwgk/zcfb/art/2026/art_0ff88c45f1974962a539775085014888.html
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