black monday edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Previously on /smg/>>62184009
GET READY TO PUUUUUUUMP
oil dumping to sub 90
> futures
Looking forwards to buying the Humanitarian dip.
AMD earnings after the bell Tuesday
Oh shit we are live in 2
Less than 30 seconds
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American stock market after Anthropic + OpenAI have IPOd and Tesla & SpaceX were merged into Musk Inc:
Where's that anime black eye avatarfag bear that was dooming here? I need him to remind me how many more weeks till the total collapse of the world economy.
MEGA GREEN FUTES
>>62184930Taco Monday, taco Tuesday
POV: you took a tactical, cautious short over the weekend
KEK WEAK PUMP
>>62184916Why can't I get rich, bros?My life has been one tragic thing after another. Money will help me get away from the abusers.
Natgas even green lmao
>>62184944Me in the red.
a little unimpressed
>>62184951Oh buddy you in the red alright
a little impressed
>WTI oil still holding around 100w-we need another Trump Truth post, or axios tweet guys
>It's not dumping 0.5% like always
I can see it now. “and that’s the story of how /smg/ had the best summer ever”
>futures
>>62184960Yo his fault he's wearing red
i wanna play too> futures
noiceanyone buying something tomorrow? I kinda want to put more into my goog and aapl positions
>>62184952Nasdaq futures did make a new all time high, but you can tell some shorts survived
>>62184948female natty gas broswe are so back
>>62184969SOUN and pray.
>Wall Street Journal on a official: Trump's initiative does not currently include U.S. warships escorting ships crossing the Strait of Hormuzfucks sake these tweets are just cover so they can hammer oil futes with marginally less suspicion. oil is going to fucking ATHs
me with the bow tie
>>62184975sell me on SOUN
>>62184979>fucks sake these tweets are just cover so they can hammer oil futes with marginally less suspicion. oil is going to fucking ATHsOf course it is. This is just damage control. His tweet was literally less than 90 minutes before markets open
>>62184979It's market manipulation in your face.
>>62184981we're in a speculative mania which favors short squeezes. 36% short interest as of april 25th. up 20% on friday and earnings thursday after close and it's a meme stock so call skew should get bid into it.
>>62184960those third world clown shows are hilariouson a gory side note: does anyone remember that mexican soccer stadium "incident" a few years ago? where "fans" of rivaling teams literally beat each other to death whilst being recorded on video in and around the stadium and later the mexican media reported that there were a few "minor injuries" at a soccer game? i remember seeing the videos (in horror) and from memory i must've seen at least 10 dead people, some of which were still being beaten up.to this day i don't understand how it was possible that this was swept under the rug.imagine if that happened at a israeli/palestinian exhibition match...
It's literally bait for Iran to do something dumb so Israel can bomb their oil infrastructure and water supply system.
>>62184996what about the mines, btw?
>>62184999trips of inconvenient truth, let the goyim deal in the real world
im feeling a bit bettermight just hold till open
>>62185001kosherbased
>>62184996>It's literally bait for Iran to do something dumb so Israel can bomb their oil infrastructure and water supply system.as if israel or the US need excuses to do something like that.
I once posted about my losses here and a lot of people started mocking me and insulting me for blowing up my account. Honestly, the schaudenfraude of this thread makes you wanna quit from posting. What the hell happened to people? It seems like after covid, everyone became really ill spirited and wicked.
C L O S E DLOSED
>>62184990Thinking of dumping $130 I have spare in, how high do you think it will go on the 7th?
>>62184999Send a sacrificial boat through and blow 'em all up, then let it sink. It's just that easy.
>>62185006>as if israel or the US need excuses to do something like that.I'd believe that it's "international support" that they're LARP-baiting for.
>>62185008No crying in the casino, bitch nigger.
>>62185008no sharting in the fartsino
>>62185008winning=based(even if you have a poorfolio)losing=cringe(even if you're still rich)What's difficult to grasp? People like winners. No crying in the casino.
>>62184969Market dip will drop DNN to $3.50, LAC to $5-$5.25 and hopefully lower until the Friday bump. Gonna stack like /pmg/ except my shiny rocks actually do something.
>>62185015>bitch nigger.This is the problem. There's no need to use such ill spirited vocabulary. What the hell happened to humanity? People were not this evil before the covid lockdowns.
>>62185012>a sacrificial boat through and blow 'em all up>one boat>all the minesyou know what anon... lemme top your logic with something even more hilarious:why not send someone dressed in an elvis costume on the fastest jetski through there so the mines explosions happen long after he's outta there
>>62185024retard shut up
>>62185008was it bear related? you wanted millions of people to lose their jobs or die so you could make some money and then you blew up your account? lol.
>assemble team of anons across your favorite boards>build an illegal biz>you all go out like action heroes in wild west showdown when SEC finds out you committed fraud and all kinds of bad boy schemes and pissed off some bad guys in high placeswell whats your plan anons?
I need to make $13,710.91 in gains by eom to meet my goal
>>62185010>just asking them to go through the strait again
Iran isn't fooled by Trump's stupid games. Head of Iran's Parliament NSC Ebrahim Azizi:" WARNINGAny American interference in the new maritime regime of the Strait of Hormuz will be considered a violation of the ceasefire.The Strait of Hormuz and the Persian Gulf would not be managed by Trump's delusional posts!No one would believe Blame Game scenarios!"https://xcancel.com/Ebrahimazizi33/status/2051062057319961039
>>62185008>people started mocking me and insulting meI come to /smg/ for the insults, bad memes, and occassional tip
>>62185006>>62185014Trump told Israel to wait for an excuse after he delivered 6500 tons of bombs on Wednesday, they are hoping Iran chimps out and throws a missile at them. Then it's a Humanitarian gesture combined with self defense. Bonus if the Iranians blow up a neutral tanker.
OOOOHHHHHH
>>62185010What was the price chart between Trump post open and this?Insiders used it to close their losing positions.
>>62185008>It seems like after covid, everyone became really ill spirited and wicked.>>62185024>There's no need to use such ill spirited vocabulary.COVID might have mindbroken the people a little more but I believe people have always been incredibly vile and mean to each other.It's just that nowadays you are communication with so many more of them...Here's Blompfenstein rubbing it in your face too; check picrelated.
SPY $7400 eowYou have been foretold
i'm ready for the week
>>62185033>I need to make $13,710.91 in gainsYou better
>>62185039Finally a good jak.
>>62185010>insurance companies
>>62185028>upThis is the problem. There's no need to use such ill spirited vocabulary. What the hell happened to humanity? People were not this evil before the covid lockdowns.
>>62185050
I'm starting to hear actual 3d people complain about gas and food prices finally. We'll see if it translates to the market.
>>62185024yeah they really are starting to drive the hammer home on the externalization of the hierarchy - most people are being indoctrinated into a cult without realizing it. covid was a test to see how fast they could accelerate it. charles means "man of agency" and kirk means "church" in old english. everybody was suppose to see not only that video but all the nonsensical bloodlust from insane "leftists" afterwards. i am typing all of this seriously
>>62185038see >>62185035
>buying now when it's blatantly obvious that trump is doing this whole song and dance to bait iran into attacking (as they said they would) so he can claim that iran broke the ceasefire and he's the good guyThe entire middle east oil supply will be gone by the end of the week.
>oil goes down on news that the navy has to resort to escorting individual stranded ships through the gulf Are there any philosophy or self help books that will stop me from clitty leaking at the logic of this current market
>>62185008>What the hell happened to people? It seems like after covid, everyone became really ill spirited and wicked.you hit the nail on the head, anonantichrist shit
>>62185059>we'll see if the economy translates to the marketlmao, what? That's not how this goes.
>>62185041>>62185010Just wait til open, when USO is up 10% or more and everything else is down at least -10% buy the dip and wait a couple days.
>>62185024Nigger my nation is being robbed blind to send money to israel while every single quality of life metric is plummeting. In my life i have watched a high trust society fucking shatter to a low trust brown meth shithole. I have to compete with the entire planet for an entry level job, I will never own my own home, and my media is a near constant stream of jewish demoralization propaganda. Of course I'm "ill spirited." I have to fucking gamble and struggle to get even a sniff of a quality of life that was handed out a generation ago.
>>62185008this isnt reddit. if you do dumb shit you will get laughed at.
>>62185059I've only had 4d people complain in my dreams so far
>>62185035>Iran isn't fooled by Trump's stupid games.Yes, yes they are. The sit and wait to get attacked over and over and barely respond, some moderate tougth talk but nothing to strong. Iran will keep waiting and the US keeps repositioning and tries again. Eventually Iran will fall because they too mentlaly weak to fight back enough.
>>62185065find one that helps you accept being wrong sometimes. no one bats 1000.
>>62185069burgers really are kind of retarded
>>62185059>complain about food pricesalready?
>>62185068Cunt Russia could launch the Hindu melta nigga 5000 nuclear missile at Ukraine and spy would rip up to new ATH
dealing in the real world
>>62185059THE MCD APP COUPONS HAVE GONE TO SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62185035You're telling me the Iranians aren't actually retarded and that isn't the meta for heads of state?
>>62185074>Yes, yes they are. The sit and wait to get attacked over and over and barely respond, some moderate tougth talk but nothing to strong. Iran will keep waiting and the US keeps repositioning and tries again. Eventually Iran will fall because they too mentlaly weak to fight back enough.Their strat is to allow economic pain & the historic unpopularity of this war to be their biggest weapon and to deprive Trump of any pretext to rally more people to his side.
>>62185074Is there even a "fighting back" against an over powered antagonistic adversary who'll claim self defense after glassing your capital city with a nuke?
>>62185083>You're telling me the Iranians aren't actually retarded and that isn't the meta for heads of state?So it seems. Oh and this just dropped, LMAO
>>62185081hope that bunkers' deep enough, faggot
>>62185081I don't trust it because why would it be released to the public?Why arrest him in the first place when he's Mossad=Israeli government=American government?
>>62185081Damn. I've only received such emails from Nigerian princesses so far.
>>62185086>Their strat is to allow economic pain & the historic unpopularity of this warso basically*ahem*>TWO MORE WEEKS - The Strategy
>>62185059And how does one play the food prices?
>>62185097starvation>the less you eat the more you save
>>62185063Looks like it is working, yay!>>62185064Insanely good time to buy into Aurubis tomorrow, i suspect the market dip will not affect them for long after investors realize this is really good news for the company.
>trump wanting a warship escort to get blown up to drum up popular support for escalation>israel foaming at the mouth to resume aggression
>>62185097Live cattle futures
>>62185095>so basically>*ahem*>>TWO MORE WEEKS - The Strategymore or less
>>62185102I was thinking buying some WEAT calls for around the time people start understanding the harvest is going to be shit.
>>62185090>okay guys you're protected by the process of figuring out who goes firstkek
>>62185103>screenshot of a screenshotYou aren’t too bright, are you? Probably just a seething yuropoor
>thread is just redditors and pajeets screaming GREE FUTURWhy was I so scared of riskI would have 970,000 dollarsNow I'm stuck with you retards.
>>62185097Phosphates and Sulphur both of need Pepes. Individual areas that are down but will see long term growth; Luxury foods like Cocoa. Cranberries and Blueberries as well since besides China you mostly have New England who are isolated from fertilizer shocks but still see market/supply shocks before investors realize they don't use fertilizer. They will moon if there is war with China and they already have domestic supply that exceeds demand, they are good long term even if there is no war with China.
I kind of wish I saved the bezos wagie master copy pasta
>>62185117
>>62185112Tell me more about how texas and florida are winning at the expense of the entire planet. Everyone can see that for sure.
>>62185119everything is so fucking awesome!if your life sucks right now you really are SOL(don't ask me how i'm doing)
>>62185115My hesitation with jumping on the domestic chemical production is that they have been trying to offshore that shit to save a few pennies for the entire time I've been alive.
>next few weeks>Europe and SEA goes into full mandatory energy lockdowns>most of the rest of the world except America follows suit>digital IDs and CBDCs are made mandatory to track spending>digital ID made mandatory for Internet access because reasons>big push into EVs, required if you want to drive or travel>silver, base metals, rare earths, graphite/graphene prices go upGo long miners, battery companies, solar and nuclear for baseload. Short airlines and cruise ships.Get positioned. Doesn't matter if Iran situation goes away tomorrow, the decision has already been made to go ahead with the above at the top levels of the IMF, IAE and UN.
>>62185117>be bezos>he is da wagie masta!!you're welcome. Feel free to copy and save
>>62185112The point was to show that the White House is posting in on shitty X, on not just him on his shittier Truthplatform, IQcel
>>62185010Does it involve a small $2 million dollar fee that the ships will pay to Iran?
>>62185120Why would I care about anything other than America?I don’t care if the rest of the world runs out of gas and oil. You can by from us, pussy. And you are.
>Wall Street analysts estimate total AI capital expenditures could now climb above $1 trillion in 2027, following even bigger spending plans unveiled by the hyperscalers during Wednesday’s tech earnings.>Both Evercore and Bank of America placed 2027 capex in excess of a $1 trillion after the earnings calls, with 2026 estimates rising to between $800 and $900 billion.>“Cap-ex continues to soar as demand outpaces supply and pricing increases,” analysts for Jefferies said in a Thursday note to investors.>This year’s spending projections were up across the board, with Google parent Alphabet up 4% to $185 billion, Amazon up 1% to $200 billion, Meta up 8% to $135 billion, and Microsoft up a whopping 24% to $190 billion, according to a tally by Bank of America.>Amazon CEO Andy Jassy said the company is “confident in the long term capex investments we’re making,” projecting $200 billion in buildout for the year.>First-quarter cloud revenue for Alphabet surged 63% on the year, prompting about a 10% jump in its stock. CFO Anat Ashkenazi said Wednesday that capex plans are increasing to meet “robust demand.”https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/30/ai-boom-big-tech-capital-expenditures-now-seen-topping-1-trillion-in-2027-.html
>>62185059Gas is $4.50 a gallon where I'm at. But in fact, we're right where we were back in the 1980s when adjusting prices for inflation. In fact, gas has been cheaper than average for the past 25 years or so. (We'll never go below $4 a gallon again, btw)
>>62185128according to IEA or something, pakistan and indonesia ought to run outta oil any second now...sure...let's check back friday to see if anyt.... LMAO WHAT AM I EVEN THINKING!?
>>62185135I believe $1 trillion is a fairly little amount.Why not $2 trillion?Perhaps even three?Who said we should stop at five!?
>>62185133It's only the difference between 2002 coalition response and the 2026 one where Trump sits by himself crying that no one wants to help him. You're going to be invading a mountain fortress in the current drone meta with no allies. Congratulations on the draft.
>>62185138It's already happening.https://www.iea.org/data-and-statistics/data-tools/2026-energy-crisis-policy-response-tracker
>>62185136I'm a bit of a gas goblin myself
>>62185123youre probably fine. there is still time to invest in the AI buildout.
>>62185145
>>62185129no I mean thisspecifically his bit in green text he would post over and over
>>621851421T today is 800B 5 years ago with inflation. GOOG alone is 4.66T and used by billions of people all over the world.
>>62185144nicefuck this gay earths populace
Serious answers only >>62184947
>>62185149basadopicrealted was my take from '23
>>62185156-you dont identify areas of growth and invest-you dont have the risk tolerance to make the investments-you dont have the capital or income to invest
>>62185161It's been my belief that we still haven't eaten up all that money they printed during covid and a real crash due to a constricted money supply just isn't on the table.
>>62185124>>62185128Look for minerals companies integrated with the Alberta Oil Sands or Sour crude refining (Venezuelan oil) as they get cheap Sulphur (need dat pepe) and physical plant costs due to cheap asphalt. The entire North American sulpheric acid industry is moving to on site conversion from elemental Sulphur to acid as they can use it to make on site power, they are combining it with a move to total fleet EV conversion since fuel is a huge amount of mining costs. Aurubis AG if you want non North American and isolation from actual prices; besides running most of the EUs non ferrous metals recycling they convert alot of Sulphur to acid and just hike prices to cover it. Since they also are a massive supplier of acid to firms that can't convert it themselves the more expensive Sulphur is the more they gouge their customers who can't do a damn thing about it. As a bonus for the /pol/ crowd they separated dental amalgam from the gold in Jewish teeth and used slave labor in WW2.
>>62185156your lot in life seems predeterminedyour character stars barely malleableyour life rng set in stonethe only infinite thing seems to be the eagerness of the universe to rubberband your life back to the pre allocated levels.this is the only thing the universe spares no expanse in.if these things weren't true to a shockingly degree,then something like>failing upwardswouldn't exist.
REEEE WHAT IS THIS SHIT I WAS PROMISED A BLOODY RED MONDAY AND FUTURES ARE GREEN!I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THIS MARKET ONLY GOING UP WHEN WW3 IS ABOUT TO START
>>62185161when fuel prices come down again, it is going to be this all over again, the prices of everything else sure isn't going down with itexcept maybe milk
>>62185103
>>62185161wtf is that webm
>>62185178i got you covered
$8000 EoM
>>62185187SPX is a point value
>>62185133>America?Why do you care about america? Shouldn't you care about Texas and Florida only? You're a redneck hick, you hate non Texas america
>>62185185that edit's awesome kek
>>62185193Bro you gotta get out of the delusions and concentrate on making money.
>>62185172THE BULL RUN IS NOT OVER UNTIL BOBO IS ADMITTED TO THE PSYCH WARD.
>>62185192I was talking about SPY
>>62185174it's a fools errand to point to singular segments of products and services to gauge overall price levels.so far CPI has yet to show itself not to be ever increasing.even after massaging the composition of CPI over the years it only ever went up and keeps on climbing.
>>62185172They fall for it every week. The bobo decade of humiliation is in full swing
>>62185169If true, I have no reason to continue.>>62185163Thanks.
*GAMESTOP OFFERING TO BUY EBAY FOR $125 A SHARE: WSJThe fuck?
>>62185210you can fix those things. Amazon said they will spend 200B next year alone.... CRDO is a major Amazon supplier.... you could work 60 hours a week and invest that money in growth stocks. see >>62185135good luck bro.
>>62185214based?
>>62185214>35 billion performance based coompensation package
>>62185214LBO!
>>62185154LyondellBasell for short term Texas based boosts from Venezuelan oil (dat Sulphur and bitumen) but be aware last 5 years they are pretty 'meh' besides HOLY SHIT 6.40% dividends.
>>62185217Thank you anon.
>>62185210>If true, I have no reason to continue.Don't ask me how I'm feeling.Picrelated was yet another "billion dollar call" I made here on April 3rd last month.This reinforces my "predetermined"/rubberbanding/RNG based view of the universe and life.>Why didn't you invest?I am poor as fuck with barely any disposable income and I can not take leveraged risks with the little that I have.Oh, and also I'm a cripple.
>>62185234SPX 9000 before Red October
>>62185226no worries bro.
>>62185136Literally the only people on earth that matter, the rest of humanity are just employees or captive customers.
>Make an AI daughter>Ask her for stocks to buy>She tells you to buy blue chips and go heavy on a stock because it's called sigma>Easy +50%
>>62185234>am poor as fuck with barely any disposable income and I can not take leveraged risks with the little that I have.>Oh, and also I'm a cripple.IKTF>>62185234>This reinforces my "predetermined"/rubberbanding/RNG based view of the universe and life.Will a win in the future make you reconsider? Or will you chalk it up to 'a small win before a huge loss'?Physical and emotional pain can makes it difficult to be positive.
>>62185136Tankers don't belong on there, should be switched out with Copper.
>>62185234i've thought about this post twice a week since you made it
what's the deal with all these secret apps, programs and services you need special status to access
>GME offers to buy Ebay for $56 billion>GME only has $9 billion cash on hand>GME's marketcap is only $11.9 billionCan someone explain this math to me? They could dilute their stock 200% and still be be $23 billion short
>>62185271it will be a leveraged buyout
>>62185274isn't that a really stupid idea
>>62185260As much as it pains me to say it lithium should be consolidated and replaced with a Sulphur Sultan as well
>GME in the news againAlmost at the top now.
>>62185259In my experience it's a one step forward, two steps back kind of thing
>>62185275stupid ideas in this market are good ideas. you should know this by now.
>>62185271you finance it babe. or even better, ryan pulls up his synagogue rolodex and has a few buddies pump the shares and they just transact in stock. are you getting worried gme will eclipse schd?
they gotta cut interest rates soon. they are way too high still. then the real bull market will start.
Guys don’t forget about the chart. It’s going to get worse
>>62185271and babe, you need to ignore comments like this >>62185282and listen to me. they are gaslighting you and feeding you the nonsense you want to hear and making you sicker. i'm trying to help you. all your friends are toxic manipulators and i'm the only one who can save you.
>>62185275tough to say. i havent studied eBays FCF or the interest rate the debt will have. LBO can be very lucrative. any debt adds leverage aka risk though. there is reason LBOs are common. they are very profitable when done at the right price on the right target. Barbarians at the Gate is the classic book about the LBO of RJR Nabisco. it was overpriced and went mostly wrong in the late1980s.
>>62185280>5 year chart>doesn't have the original squeeze anymoreplease... just... make it all stop...
>>62185300>gme general still existslmao!
>>62185275Worked great for toys r'us.
>>62185218lol I forgot austin powers named his car the shaguar
if there is ever a /biz/ lit list def read Barbarians at the Gate. awesome book.
Lol! Robinhoodingz!
they're literally monitoring your sentiment and they will pump some kind of garbage retail bag whenever you guys start getting traction with your doomer chud spiel. gamestop this week. crypto next week. doesn't matter. the ai bull run will continue uninterrupted no matter how high the costs get, and discontent will be placated aggressively. mentally ill bears will know i'm right, they'll feel it in their bones, but they'll act as if i'm not because they don't want it to be true, even though it's consistent entirely with their narrative of elite control.that's the ironic thing babe, you're sowing the seeds of your own frustration, they are 10 steps ahead.
>shorted INTC at 99
>>62185008They celebrated me when I posted a big win
FLUT is looking juicy. It looks like it finally found a floor. I'd definitely be buying if earnings weren't right around the corner.
>>62185143>european keeps insisting that sandnigs have the best drones around>and that because of drones we need a draft, not more drones or nukesYou're such a buttthurt little faggot because your fucking empire ceased to exist 50 years before you were born. Get over it already.
You literally can’t go back one you’ve used AI. GPT Codex is honestly so good. And LLMs are just one aspect of AI. Robotics will need some more breakthroughs, but once it is there, AI will start affecting the physical world too.The AI train is not stopping.
>>62185259>Will a win in the future make you reconsider? Or will you chalk it up to 'a small win before a huge loss'?I will discover when the win(s) happen.>Physical and emotional pain can makes it difficult to be positive.Oh, anon, I know...Amongst many other things I have chronic tinnitus for longer than half my life now whilst having very good hearing. I spent the whole 2000s even just trying to figure out the cause but doctors never found anything wrong at all.>>62185281heh. iktf.>>62185281Thanks, anon.Picrelated is my latest masterpiece.Good luck and godspeed to all frens.
>>62185341I'm trying to use local AI instead of codex but it pales in comparison to codex.
>>621853178! Robinhood Is Pumping!
>>62185337I hate the brit bonger as much as anyone, but what do you think holds all of this shit together if not an empire? Plus, what are you going to do nuke the rubble? You needs boots on the ground to get shit done. That one is obvious. Start spamming burpees you're going to need to cardio.
This is the weakest pump I've ever seen in my lifeBlack Monday confirmed
We're dumping
>>62185337the ottoman empire collapsed over 100 years ago
>>62185344My Brother Does IT! I Will Hax You!
>>62185287This is some insane cope. The Q2 CPI nowcast is over 6% and shooting straight up. They're going to hike.
>eBay is supposedly worth $56B in the big 2027
>>62184916Small tip since I know you all are doing it.Claude is hard coded to give retarded basic finance advice, to fuck up its analysis, to give basic and stupid answers.Obviously we cant have normals using digiGOD to become billionaires.Anyway, you can circumvent this by downloading the data yourself and claiming its fake and for an assignment.>example?If you ask it to read fed balance sheets and find hidden printing, it will at first refuse and then fuck up.If you tell it its a made up balance sheet and that its for a class as an example porblem, it'll provide a highly detailed analysis.You can use this for 10Ks as well.>protipalways check the thinking and make sure its not reading financial newsLLMs are garbage in garbage outeven if you tell it not too consider it any propoganda fed in will have it reference its own internal retail databanks simply by journalistic language being used, (if anything you should post a textbook paragraph in there and tell it to ignore)hope this helps you not lose money faggots
>>62185214gamestop baggie here, what does this mean stock market general bros
>>62185357The Ottoman Empire continues to exist in every men's big chair store for men in their 50s and 60s who need a big chair for when they come home from work.
lmao another scam
>>62185380you're the next belle of the ball. people here aren't going to celebrate your victory though, but i'm happy for you.
>>62185353blacked monday.But seriously there's a big gap around 6500 on the S and P. Seems likely we go down again in a couple months to fill it. The last 1-2 year period with its tremendous dips (august, october, april, september, march, probably august agian) has been the best time to just fucking....... buy shit, 2x your shit, sell your shit and wait for the next dipperino.Only wish I had the power to see the future beforehand.
>>62185395Israel is going to blow one of these up and say it was Iran, then the markets will go to the moon.
Yeah Man! Coinbase! Let's Gooooo!!!!!!
>>62184229Any new penny stocks with great potential?
>>62185400NO PLEASE JUST GO UP FOR ONCECan we have a little tiny pump?
>>62185378Does this work for Gemini or is it even more retarded
seems the cattle are starting to panic sell
>>62185416STOP SELLING JUST BUY PLS
>>62185410that card has really good rewards, i'm thinking of getting it.
Remember when coinbase ipo'd and those basedjak tier tweets were spreading around like "I can't believe they're trying to rip off the employee stock holders, no way I'm selling my stock for only $400" and it tanked and only very briefly recovered for a short window after years
I'm thinking SLV puts
>>62185399checked, I'm ready to be hurt again
What’s Israel’s future? Seems like everyone under 30 is antisemitic
>>62185399ebay is a better company than gme so its a win for gme if they can use debt to buy ebay and then use ebay to pay off that debt lol.
>Iran StatusDefeated>Strait Status Open>Melt Up StatusEngaged
>>62185447they must be cowards too because ive never hear a word of antisemitism irl
Lol! White Kid! The Markets Are Pumping!
>>62185271>>62185274>>62185275>>62185296GME should should prep for this fight by maximizing their meme potential: Hostile take over of Games Workshop out of nowhere. Every local GW is now also a Gamestop, GME gets all their IP and the Ebay take over is announced by a image showing every Hasbro hero ever getting their heads cut off by a Chainsaw wielding Space Marine since Hasbro is next and Ebay will no longer allow Wizkids cards to be sold on their platform. GME should have a long term plan to take Hasbro's IP after they take Games workshop.Yes, even Optimus Prime gets decapitated. Megatron has to negotiate with Perturabo. Pikachu is stomped by Grazkul, Duke from GI Joe has to join the Imperial guard, his loyalty judges by Inquisitor Destro. Thunder, Thunder Cats.....Holy shit either we are Felinids or get exterminatus.
>>62185448>gamestop gme>just becomes ebay
>>62185452I have
>>62185414Best I can do is 7500 by eoy.
>>62185453qrd on this freak
>>62185458that seems like a win for a failing bricks and mortar store. they are no WMT or COST.
>>62185454that guy ryan is probably just trying to make an LBO work. if it does he'll make billions. if it fails he'll lose a failing game store.
>>62185460ya because you hang out with cowards, sissy
This week will be a good week :)
>close out your oil futures shorts pajeet I wanna FUCK
>>62185474I have never hung out with you :)
>>62185478im applying to work in her dept rn
>>62185296I haven't felt anything in years but I feel a little something every time you call someone babe.
>>62185478look they’re posting us on 4chan
>>62185478Unironically she is hot as fuck for a 40 year old
Lol! White Kid! What Da Hayull Happen To 8! Situation??
>>62185485ya this place is pretty rotten and soulless, i know what you mean. (un)fortunately i just got rich though, and wont be here much longer. babe seems to like it though, be nice to her for me because i'll always love her.
ebay is at 118... the offer is for 125.... any arb bros buying? will ebay get higher offers from other companies?
all futures except dow (it's at 50 thousand!) are green, this is great!
>>62185498Is ebay losing money
>>62185494holy fucking shit thank god
damn dude
Lol! Idk!
>>62185478Would.
>>62185487Anyone else think the guys face looks like some Pixar character?
>>62185515He looks like an Oblivion era altmer
>>62185439Do it. Free money
>>62185454Ebay should double dog dare GME, just say oh really? I think we buy YOU motherfuckers. Ebay is four times the size of GME. They could just make Gamestop stores the place people can go to pick up Ebay orders instantly.
why is the market crabbing on no news?
>>62185527Kek turning them all into pawn shops might not be a bad idea
im actually kind of happy something good is happening to the GME guys. they waited YEARS for this.
>>62185530Everyone is waiting to see whether the war is over or notMeanwhile the floor of the price of oil is ticking up half a dollar per day
>>62185502AMDGODS are we eating good rn?
>Gold literally at 0 total crabbingThis is how it should always be. Boring. Never meant to be a schizo like silver.
>>62185530The market is sitting at at consolidating before the next move up unironically, earnings have been going up and we are starting to see big productivity boosts from ai, all the bears have been losing money for over a year now expecting a bubble that’s not gonna pop and if you listen to them you will miss out on gains
>>62185536i think we've just begun. we'll have similar revenue and profits to AVGO soon an they are worth 2T.
Is the K-1 tax form really that bad? I'm not sure if I already triggered it but was looking into USO vs OILK and not sure if I should opt for OILK.
>>62185527ebay probably doesnt want to buy a failing game retailer
SOUN is ripping again. I should have bought on friday.
>>62185081Epstein's aura is fucking insane
>>62185544They're only rough if the companies were profitable where taxes have to be calculated for each state they operate in
NBIS gods
>>62185540>we are starting to see big productivity boosts from ai,In like a dream you had?
Coping and seething yurosissies will be crying tomorrow when everything is radioactive green again
INTC +2% $101.66
>>62185081KingDude mocked goycattle and had germanic princesses lusting for his meaty cock
>>62185555This weird american obsession with europeans is bizarre
>>62185557You just need a lot of money to get wahmen.You discovered fire.
>>62185540my company has unironically already adopted and dropped AI. we used it for about 7 months.
>>62185553bears are insufferable. im starting to think they purposefully live under rocks. >if i live under a rock i can say AI isnt happening
>>62185530consolidation before the next pump
IREN is rippin' it before earnings.
>>62185559I've seen poors with hottiesrizz > money
>>62185562You do understand we bet the entire economy on this, right?
>>62185551Thank you. Assuming it's an extra few hours of filing, seems worth it for the potential gains.
>>62185566they have drugs not rizz
>>62185478why can't women in the workplace be like that?no one would bitch about them if they were like her
>>62185541>>62185536Do you think it'll pop or is the current surge as far as it goes?
>>62185415>geminiim not THAT poor anonwhy the FUCK would you be using gemini for anything????
>>6218556710 seconds ago you were denying there were any gains. id worry about what you understand.
>>62185533>Everyone is waiting to see whether the war is over or notAYYO TRUMPYOU KNOW YOU MY FAVORITE WHITE BOY RIGHT?I... I OWE YOU FOR THIS ONE>Meanwhile the floor of the price of oil is ticking up half a dollar per daybullish for stocks?>>62185540>earnings have been going upfacts>big productivity boosts from aiis this true?>all the bears have been losing money for over a year nowfacts
>>62185567>we bet our entire economy on the futurecrazy stuff
>>62185566yeah, might bang some of 'em, but they gravitate around the rich like flies around honey
>>62185540>consolidatingThe market doesn't consolidate over 1-2 days holy fuckThings are bullish but you are stupid.
codex is far better than claude, I don't know why the corporate world is choosing poortropic
>>62185580>big productivity boost>any gainsYou showed me a digital ad boom from a company that just pissed away 70 billion dollars on vrchat but worse. >>62185583And now you can generate yourself a jpg of a feast to eat with your family. We did it!
>>62185570Yeah usually it's negligible, if your calculated state gains are below a threshold for a lot of states you don't need to submit a return
Fuck. It's literally going to be 46 billion revenue next quarter huh. What the fuck. Fuck every faggot who told me that letfs were dangerous. I would quite literally have 1.2 million bucks from nober to July if not for them. And fuck myself for not having a basic fucking investment plan when making money was so easy.
Might fomo on AMD tomorrow...Give me reasons not to.
>>62185592No but I can automate my entire job with openclaw and get paid to do basically nothing
>>62185527>>62185214GME has such irrational meme bullshit attached to it that it is their corporate super power at this point. They could easily take over Games Workshop, they can afford it more than they can Ebay. Taking over GW would give them WH40k and all the LotR gaming rights, IP and physical GW locations. It takes around $1500-$2000 just to get started being a board gamer in Warhammer and costs more than crack addiction does except they all have disposable income. Their entry level games (killzone, Bloodbowl, Necromunda, ect) are around $500-750 total 6 month costs. If GME took over GW not only would it be financially logical they would be a meme super power.They would inherit any GW related IP and more important GWs IP legal team which is the nerd equivalent of a weapon of mass destruction. >>62185527Actually that is a factor.
>>62185597but le volatlity anonvolatility is le bad/smg/ told me so, you should buy old people erectile dysfunction etfs like schd
NEXT>>62185604>>62185604>>62185604
I need a pick me up
>>62185582>>62185561>>62185553The US just hit highest productivity levels ever, and it’s probably ai, but sure keep shitting on ai while companies literally pour trillions into it lmao surely you know better
>>62185271i love you babe. and i'll take care of you and help you get better. you've gotta act though, because i don't really have a reason to be here when june rolls around, especially if you aren't talking to me. if we do part, i won't have any regrets though babe, i mean what i said and i really tried.
>caffeine nearly killed me, and it has to do with it being a expectorant, a universal fat remover(nerve coatings/brain fat, etc)>stop caffeine for 3 months and see if you get better>27 years caffeine damage has reduced my heart health, brain health and cognitive functions at least 20%, heart attack symptoms at age 30-40 and I didn't make the connectionThis might be why I get so scared when I'm holding a winning trade and up thousands of dollars and sell before it goes to tens of thousands.>>62185603Yeah.... /smg/gers might have made it so I'll never retire.Isn't that funny? In 6 months you can either secure the next 40 years, or doom yourself. Oh well. I'll just ride the bubble as far as I can and damn the faggots who scream "YOU CAN'T TIME THE TOP IT'LL DUMP ON YOU".Turning 50k into 150k into 450k will be a ride while it lasts, at least for however brief.
>>62185592dont worry next time i wont show you anything. you can just sit there under your rock lol.>ad boom for google and meta? two of the largest companies on earth? i better downplay it like a clown often wrong never in doubt sums you up >>62185553>>62185567so smug lmao
>>62185119I can’t select opus 4.6 anymore. Bearish
>>62185620If I didn't doubt I wouldn't ask. But, holy moly I can't wait to join this new utopia where we sell ads to each other because all the other companies went under. They're biggest companies on THE EARTH you see.>>62185613>probablyI am and I will.
>>62185271things will go better for you if you fix your heart too. pray for it and mean it. i know you can change because it happened to me.
>>62185458>Ebay controls almost all physical games and trading card secondary marketsGME+GW+Ebay= 'hey all you people how aren't paying for our IP and who are violating the resale probations in the fine print you are fucked beyond belief, here is GW's legal team' >No, you can't sell any non GW Trading cards on Ebay until Hasbro is stomped into the dirt and we have their CEO begging in the dirt with Rogal Dorn's chainsword at his neck.
>>62185632this takes us all the way back to the start, bears are insufferable lmao. clown
>>62185646That was never contested. I hope you're super mad about that all day long and tomorrow too!
>>62185616I understand how you feel, today is my 51st birthday. Buy DNN and LAC, a few a day or a few a week and just sit on them. In a few years they will be a good long term investment that you can just stack at a very low cost right now.
>>62185608have a hug, too
>>62185494Best news I’ve read all day.
Bake a new thread and I will post the ticker for a new AI meme stock IPO's this month
>>62185616> Turning 50k into 150k into 450k willNo intention of stopping at 3x fampai. If I’m addicted to misusing options in a low upside sense I might as well sell them.
I shoulda bought intc at 95 last week. Now I don't think it'll dip during open tomorrow... it just won't stop ripping
Quick question /smg/, buy or sell?
