>Basic Information>gme.cac site redacted due to aidshttps://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CHhttps://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)>Daily reminders[Kek Melvies]bzilp4>Mandatory study time>The Everything Shortreddit.com/mgucv2>^watch-alongyoutu.be/AaalT8rn9lc>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Riskyoutu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E>Failure to deliveryoutu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE>GameStop Investor Site>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statementnews.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance>Real-Time Tradeshttps://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-tradeshttps://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictionsnasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHaltsnyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices>All other news/DDs/etcen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunthttps://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-workedhttps://computershared.net/?bot=drsbotDRS Guide:reddit.com/ptvakaAvoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-factsHF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdfSEC GME/meme stocks report:sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdfDD Compilation:reddit.com/mnss65Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:reddit.com/pb22ojCellar Boxing:reddit.com/pmj9yk>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulledLast time on /GME/: >>62179680As always:>sneed hedgies
>>62185421Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.>SummaryGameStop Info>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $9.0 B cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventoryDRS & Computershare>~66.2 million shares of ~448.4: 15% total held by Mar 18, 2026>~67.0/~448.0: 15% by Dec 5, 2025>~66.7/~447.7: 15% 9/5, ~68.1/~447.3: 15% 6/5, ~69.5/~447.08: 16% 3/19>~71.0/~446.8: 16% Dec 4, 2024>~72.8/~426.5: 17% 9/4, ~74.6/~351: 21% 6/5>>~75.3 of ~305 25% by Mar 20, 2024,>~75.4 by Nov 30 2023, ~75.4 8/31, ~76.6 6/1, ~76.0 3/22 Vs Cede & Co>>Previously...>End of 2021 through 2025 data:https://pastebin.com/raw/8Kzb1wYBUnfuddable>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares>'MOASS' is a matter of timeFurther information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!Reply to this pasta for any confusion.WGAMI!Other news/reminders:Wednesday RRP: 0.747B, 5P = 0.1494B perEnd of April Thursday RRP: 8.261B, 12P = 0.688B per (roughly)Start of May Friday RRP: 0.607B, 5P = 0.1214B perInvestor site links to SEC for old filings, FAQ for warrants exp [Oct 30 2026]>4-for-1 Stock Split Form of stock dividend (Rec: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)^2022-07-06 8-K>Q4 and FY25 8-K/10-K^2026-03-24>Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparencysec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf>100 page comparison DDhttps://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc>Legacy linkswallet.gamestop.comnft.gamestop.comwww.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)>Use archivesAvoid DSPP:reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdfPlease don't feed spammers and sliders.
GMEU
Threw 30bands in this hoe, I don't give a shit what happens to the company as long as my stonks go up.Currently at $29.20 and rising.
Fuck Ryan Cohen. He's gonna dilute us and put us in debt
>30 imminentGET YOUR OOOS READY
He's rubbing his claws alreadyhttps://x.com/2000STOCKMASTER/status/2051083018094203044
>May announcement before the shareholder vote actually happenedChalk this up as one of the few predictions to come true
>>62185467Oh God...this guy shorted the stonk didn't he? RIP dumbass.
>https://investor.gamestop.com/ebay/>project sling
>>62185518said this in January but everyone is retarded
>GMeBay confirmed >$30 market open confirmed I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like
CAM ON GAME STOCK LETS FAKKIN GO SCORE SAM FAKKIN GAINS CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON
>>62185606only 2 more dollars til warrants hit the gym
>>62185426Last week:Monday RRP: 0.503B, 6P = 0.084B per (roughly)Tuesday RRP: 0.807B, 10P = 0.0807B perWednesday RRP: 0.538B, 16P = 0.033625B perThursday RRP: 0.114B, 7P = 0.016B per (roughly)Friday RRP: 0.082B, 4P = 0.0205B per>This week:Monday RRP: 0.363B, 5P = 0.0726B perTuesday RRP: 0.643B, 6P = 0.107B per (roughly)Wednesday RRP: 0.747B, 5P = 0.1494B perEnd of April Thursday RRP: 8.261B, 12P = 0.688B per (roughly)Start of May Friday RRP: 0.607B, 5P = 0.1214B per>>62185589Nice.
>towelfags in shambles>theaterfags in shambles>openfags in shambles>third wordlies in shambles>billionaire hedgefunds in shamblesgod GME is the gift that keeps on giving, well done ryan.
Ryan... what are you doing buddy?
>>62185708he’s a fucking genius. love you too ryan
>>62185717Where are the billion GME shares coming from? Shareholders haven't authorized that level of dilution which means....
Plebbitor in the comments mentioned that Ryan may have access to funds from the middle east to secure the deal. Maybe this was why he met will the Sheiks a year or so ago?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qRjZ7pYdI&list=RDW7qRjZ7pYdI&start_radio=1
>>62185733exactly
>>62185589BRUHRUH
>>62185733Rain Cone is finna boutta drop a big old dubai chocolate on the hedgoids' chest
What’s up GMEstill green like me?
>RYAN DO SOMETHING >WTF RYAN YOU CAN'T JUST DO SOMETHING
>>62185717>>62185727stonkers already did the math, RC will have to dilute unless the stock pops and increases a lot of value, which probably won't happen due to regular algo shit (which will be working overtime starting monday). > 245M shares outstanding in 2021> 1.85B+ shares outstanding if you count the notes, warrants, and proposed compensation planwe would get "value" in terms of regular company growth in about 1-2 years after deal gets closed, maybe even above market average returns but moass would be 10000000% confirm kill. shorts would have more ways out
How is Ryan Cohen going to be able to pay of the debt, if the deal goes through?
>>62185749MOASS is kill if this goes through unless MOASS happens before this goes through
>>62185589> Beyond cost, GameStop’s ~1,600 US retail locations give eBay a national network for authentication, intake, fulfillment, and live commerce.Looks like GMERICA is back on the menu boys!
>>62185749>RC will have to dilute unless the stock pops and increases a lot of value, which probably won't happen due to regular algo shit (which will be working overtime starting monday).In a just world, we would have already had the money to buy Ebay outright. Oh well, having Ebay in the pocket, even with dilution, surely can't be a bad thing.
I hope this shit goes through. You fags can finally stop talking about MOASS. As it will never happen
last 2 digits is our opening price tomorrow
>nuclear dilution to pay for ebay at the absolute topkek dumbfuck gameshit baggies
>>62185782>kek dumbfuck gameshit baggiesPrice says I'm green tho :^)
All this because I spent a whole morning last week Id hoping and spamming Marcus Lemonis is in the Epstein files. Fuck bed bath and beyond cusnip
Why do the Saudis love RC?
Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies
>>62185786>held 6 years for a 10% gainLMAOOOOOO
I don't care, what STOCK am I buying!?
>Niggerfaggot and his throaties suddenly show up Some lurker is going to doxx you and I'll be there to kek you irl
>>62185793What king of psychological damage does it do to you jews knowing the worst thing you can compare to anyone is yourself? No, you weren't that poster. Youre seething your dick off GME holders are talking about BBBY and BBBYQ pushers being CIA agent pedophiles.
>>62185801It was 6% last thread, right? you wouldn't change your number after getting embarrassed over there right? on a new ID? Right? Keep moving that goalpost. You're gonna need to go further than you ever have before. Also those calls, are 300% not 200%. My hyperbole was literally not enough for the amount of BTFOing happening on the chart rn/tm KEK
the clankers have spoken
>>62185809I respect the hustle but this thread is for GME schizoposting
>>62185817>uprooting the entire supply chain "could" double your share priceLol
>>62185811yeah didn't read any of thatkek dumbfuck baggie
Some people like Game-Bay. But what about E-Stop?
Hopefully it decouples and Robinhood gets fucked.
>>62185801At least it's not red :^)
>>62185754GME needs to be worth more than eBay before the deal goes through or it doesn't make sense
The seethe actually moves the price higher, creating an infinite seethe feedback loop.
I was in the wrong thread. >>62185421Based baker and WAGMI
>>62185872The seethe actually moves the price higher, creating an infinite seethe feedback loop.It's the salt. The salt must flow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0
>>621858661 no it doesn't.2 money and finance dont make sense so dont try to selectively apply logic
>>62185872>>62185884So youre saying I should farm more seethe?
>>62185941Only from melties, naturally. Their seethe is like none other.
Acquiring eBay...? GameStop should've just pivoted into AI like that shoe company.
>>62185866What color is sandworm poop?
>>62185941
>tfw only 1100 shares
>>62185941Shitting on downies directly raises the price of gamestop you have a duty to sneed them
>Melonspammers are clankers They do not fit in
>>62185589>AFK all weekend>get home>see this>see the GME chart>see the GME options ladder>see the GMEWS chartYeah I'm thinking WAATMI. Holy shit anons. We really dun doo'd it. We saved GameStop.
>>62185999Are you seriously spending your free time making anti-watamelon OC? Keep at it champ. Nice digits btw
>>62185717Genius
>>62185589i love this timeline
Finally some interesting news
>>62185589If RC says he wants to buy ebay and take less salary, how are shareholders going to disagree? In 2026 a corporate leader being responsible sounds as insane as the elite raping babies to death then drinking the blood to get high, yet both are true!
>>62186086You now remember trunp's tweet with a bunch of uno wild cards.I love this timeline and the military dismantling the satanic pedophile empire behind the scenes.
>>62185589>no salary>no cash bonuses>no golden parachutebros i think he left a part out...KEK
When will towelfaggotfucks start roping? I hope it's soon!
eBay is only the beginning, the cusip-6 of bbbyq matches the bbby warrants, Cohen and Icahn and now saudis are funding M&A activity that will create the next Amazon.
Aamongold just released a clip shitting on tiktok pranksters and said filming for social media should be a multiplier offense. He also directly defended the Scientology satanic human traffickers as victims of religious persecution at the hands of the "speed runners." https://w.youtube.com/watch?v=_e-p6xTWBTIBetween assmangled, penguinz0, meat canyon, and folding ideas... ITS AFRAID!
>>62186128Lol Q still saving us?Trump is gonna arrest the Clinton's?Biden family gonna be arrested for using their access to line their pockets? I'm sure the trump family wouldn't do that either.Maybe the military will set in and protect Gaza?Just bask in this current potential win with gme and eBay, leave the fantasies with the Jew media.
Forgot pic.>ITS AFRAID!
This assmangled fellow can't go 30 seconds without going uh hub yes yeah uh huh like some kinda mental conditioning, like the laugh track of TV shows. Can't stand this Jewish bullshit. >first captcha is a Jew star
>>62186176>leaves out obunga, lol, lmao.
https://x.com/ryancohen/status/2051097144673665401Man the paid stock bashers are going to be heating up over the next couple months, I think there’s a lot more M&A activity coming down the pipe. Wonder what Carl Icahn is up to right about now.
HOLY SHIT
>>62186176You didn't see biden's 21 gun salute? Biden was never commander in chief. Trump has been consistent commander in chief since 2016 due to continuity of government via the insurrection act.Go ahead, research yourself. Look up military ceremonial procedures on a .mil website. You will see biden was never commander in chief.You think your employers would be told they are on the slaughterhouse line? Lol. I see it, you were never told. Video proof:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZthOx-5UgFA>>62186202Lmaoooo
>>62186176In short Q is saving humanity. You are at the end of Q's blade. Q is blaming jiemi, watamelon, and my little pony fuckers for the collapse of the economy, and subsequent freeing of humanity. I also think the past few years of harassment at the hands of Intel agencies has given me a thirst for change in government employees, buying rope on a home depot credit card, and sentencing criminals accordingly. Livestreamed so TTS can recoup lost revenue. No censorship! I would have been fine working a normal career but you faggots brought this to me, so when the tables turn expect nothing less than the loss of all privileges, loss of all money from civil damages, and decades in federal prison *if youre lucky.* Its time America starts enforcing laws again, and politicians, police, judges, and CEOs will be the first to have the whole book thrown at them.They made the system, time to play by their own rules :)
>>62186202GME to $730,000.00 per share confirmed
>>62186250I know nothing about Q but I want to believe in powerful white hats. I would try to save the world too. I dream of how I would.
>>62186250>BBBYQFeeling comfy
>>62185866There’s not even enough authorized shares in many scenariosI will be voting NO to increase the number of shares
$125 per share is GME ath. Premarket hit $500 before it all came crashing down MOASS this shit already we’ve been waiting for 6 years
Lastly if GME loses the proxy fight they can sell their EBAY shares before the news breaks. Up a couple of billions already, since it includes derivatives (call options)
opens redspikes to greendownward crab to red closenothing ever happens
If this actually happens, we can say goodbye to MOASS am I right?
Ebay has to accept because of fiduciary duties.Only way I can think of them trying to weasel themselves out of this if they can get a better offer, and then we'd still profit because of the 5% holding we have in Ebay now.
>>62186341
>>62186330it's almost as if leveraging your entire company 10:1 to buy another company at its all time high right before a market crash maybe isn't such a great idea after all :^)
>>62186341Why? Elaborate
AMC IS BUYING ETSY>iNB4 SOURCE
>>62186379ebay gets $125 per share (literally higher than the stock has EVER been ever)gamestop gets 50 billion dollars of debt and a company that does 2 billion revenue per YEARKEK
i luvv:bankrupt israelCAM ON GAME STOCK CAM ONthe GMEhad has only just begunRYYAAAN DO SOMETHIINGdigits % moass todaywe're crabbin'tight tummiesjiemi painteri got lotion on my dickwagmi. based.WILL IT INTO EXISTENCEhedgies tongue anusrain cone (votin yes)
>>62186394But why male models?
>all these 1pbtids suddenly coming out of the woodwork to try and run damage controlWe are ripping past $32 this week
>>62186404>2pbtid suddenly coming out of the woodwork to try and convince the thread that leveraging the entire company 10:1 to buy another company at its all time high right before a market crash is actually a good idea
>>62186251I wish. All my shares are in an IRA now. I think I'd withdraw it early anyway. I'd still have over 10 million dollars at that PPS.
>>62186413Implying that this will be cohens only move over the next several months.I fully trust the GameStop ceo, who also is a bbbyq chapter 11 creditor btw.
We could've bought 70 oil rigs with this amount of money. Instead jewhen dilutes us by a billion more shares, just to buy a website.
We got that Saudi financing
>>62186448*Qatar
I think my first order of business post moass is establishing the anti-corruption coalition of America. Its goal is to document and permenantly remove from power + bar from goverent service in any capacity who has been a government employee in the past 10 years.Senators, congresman, judges, prosecutors, consultants, paper filers, stenographers, clerks, office assistants, office managers, video editors, and even janitors.They will never get a single dollar for "government service" again. They will all be removed from power and prosecuted for the crimes they have committed against the american people. Not a single current government employee should ever serve a single minute in behalf of "we the people" ever again. Start prosecuting all these corrupt cops and administrators who claim 90 hour workweeks when their performance is 10%.
The best part is not a single real lawyer will be hired. Im going to throw 10,000 sovereign citizens at the governmental system. Sovereign citizen is a misnomer. These are people who understand America is a corporate slavery system detached from any legal system.Sovereign citizens are the police with extra rights like qualified immunity, who are free to beat and kill people over... Not having a light on their bike. Beating you is for your own safety! >insert the video where a cop throws a cripple out of his wheelchair for "kicking in a lady's door"Yes its real.
>>62186466>>62186471I will buy a huge amount of cheap land out in the boonies, then I will round up every homeless and let them settle on my land. Then I will arm them and conquer some shithole nation and make myself king. >you will be invaded by crackheads>homeless schizos will burn down your homes>alcoholic single mothers will enslave your familyI got this plan by Jesus btw. He did the same thing. He used the homeless to subjugate the middle class/wealthy class. I WILL BECOME KING AND HAVE A HAREM OF LATINAS WITH BIG BOOBS, ASSES AND FAT COCKS (actually they will have under the average since anything bigger fucking hurts my ass)
>>62186448What does this mean for trading cards, collectibles?? I feel like that is their main reasoning for this. ebay already in bed with PSA, Beckett
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCSpYRyCrzo
540k volume to push it down in premarket so far.
If Burry is out im outhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1t3ajoe/comment/ojtpeo9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
GME is down, EBAY is up. GameStop it’s eBay position is up about 2 billion already due to the calls
>>62186516>le Burry will miss the boat like he did in 2021towelbros we are close
The important thing here is: RC is not showing TD Bank their commitment letter. RC is not filing the 13D that shows the derivatives position. This is strategic This is the play 1 GME dumps2 EBAY rises3 Sentiment is banks won’t lend RC billions and dilution of GME can’t pay for half of eBay due to price decreases in GME4 Sentiment is that EBAY can’t be bought by GME, premium has become nonexistent as it trades above $125 and the offer is rejected5 At $130 to $150 range GameStop exercises their calls6 GME is biggest shareholder of EBAY, hostile takeover
>>62186537I like it
>>62186542I just hope that RC has the balls to have bought 4.999% of calls at $80 and last Friday bought a single EBAY share to make it a 5% position.
>>62186524>>62186494i know it’s early but i saw the warrants +12% in the PM. Now it’s -0.13%. I’m not getting anything done at work today or this week>>62186537shorts truly are fucked. if DFV drops a tweet it’s fucking over
They knocked it down to $23 on pre market let the fuckery begin
She's too powerful
>>62186537>Gme buys eBay through mass dilution>No moass>Gme hostile takes over eBay>No share recall(?)>No moass>Gme tanking alreadyI sleep
He will fire the white people wont he
>>62185727which means what
>>62185727Send this man to the infirmary
Ironically this will go supernova if RK starts memeing .
>>62186626The Burry Is A Plant people were right. I call him cilantro cuz he's a herb.
>>62186471basedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athenian_democracy#Selection_by_lot
It's fuckin over isn't it. I should have sold last night
>>62186701Why is the price going down guys
Lads can this pop off already so I can get out of this dogshit country of mine and go somewhere nicer?
>friday gold silver and GME explode like tub girls diarrhea.. this morning all three land on her face...whew, what other ones are gonna fractal like its 2006?
Ryan doing interview today on Squawk box
>MOASS>...
>>62186681The only alternative is that Bury has no real intention of selling out and this is just his way of telling Cohen to stop telling retail's chain trying to secure his own payday.Bruh if this thing craters right before the shareholder vote he might lose his comp package.
>>62186708It might go up once market opens
Ryan is live in 15 minutes, here's a free stream that I found: https://thetvapp.to/tv/cnbc-live-stream/
Damn, I forgot how ass television is
he is on
Jesus that hairline
>>62186833Let those of us that can't access the stream know how he does.God I hope this is finally going to work out in our favour.
>>62186839He is keeping cards close to his chest so far and basically saying its all on the Press release
Lmao he's trolling the fuck out of them
this demon is interviewing RCthey're asking RC "where's the money coming from?" and they are so confused
sounds like more dilution is on the menu
This is fucking brutal he does not like them.
>>62186800
These cnbc dickheads talk the way some posters talk in these threads
5% stake in derivatives. He bought calls in February.
andrew sorkin is such a cunt
That was a hard watch.
>>62186877all the interviews RC has done with cnbc have been hostile and awkward. he did a way better interview with charles payne who clearly wanted to talk with RC and not attack him.
Personally i think ryan should do a 4 way split and dilute more, he hasnt fucked us over enough
i know it’s still the pre market but is it normal for the warrants to pump while the stock dumps? i thought they would be in synch
>>62186903Nothing this week will make sense. Just wait until there start kvetching.
Now this is some good quality tinfoil
>>62186910
>>62186555>I just hope that RC has the balls to have bought 4.999% of calls at $80 and last Friday bought a single EBAY share to make it a 5% position.I was fucking right.25,000 shares of EBAY221,760 call contracts
>gme back to green
>>62186903>i know it’s still the pre market but is it normal for the warrants to pump while the stock dumps?Stock got hit hard with volume in the first 15 minutes of trading. It's risen back but it's a lot of inertia.
>>62186903>>62186909seems like there’s a delay cause the stock is now pumping and the warrants are up 11%. if we reach 32 this week all fucking hell will break loose
GameStop closed with 78,450 calls itm Friday. Curious how that will look as the day goes on.
>>62186921What's he thinking right now? >>62185467
jej
Someone's having a melty
>>62186936His Short position is larger than the gdp of Europe. Kek
>>62186922>>62186931ahem. the following is only for the warrants:>oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>62186936>Help me, Jeff Bezos! You're my only hope!
We need to look at large option blocks of puts and calls (likely some sort of collar strategy) on march 4.Price was 89 to 91.53 that day. Expiry is feb 2028
so i’m a fucking idiot but do the warrants track the actual share price, not the manipulated one? sorry for spamming bros but i’m stuck in this pointless meeting that could have been an email and have nothing better to do.
Ryan Cohen: I've been the David before. David was only the underdog once. After that he massacred his enemies.
>He's threatening RChttps://x.com/2000STOCKMASTER/status/2051268942799229319
>project sling
>>62186975
After this merger we'll be in the s&p500 and institutions will have to buy in.
>>62186936> imagine Jeff boy buys eBay out of spite> GameStop makes $~80/share of eBay they own> they own 20ish million shares> $1.6B free as in beerwhats the downside lads?Our enemy is literally a retard on cocainehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdPVggiVs2I
RC is fucking pissed lmao. what cunts https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1t3f1ig/call_attention_to_it_ryan/
>Just in: EBay confirms it received the unsolicited proposal from GameStop, says it will review it.
>>62187024They didn't say no.
Why did Ebay work with Gamestop for powerpacks? If they now are dissuasive to the acquisition? Where they completely blind? Thought it was possible the entire deal was done. But apparently not. maybe it is and they are just doing it for optics.
>>62187032I think its for show
>>62187029consent accepted
What happened to being patient and waiting for the opportunities and then suddenly decide to acquire eBay at its ATH?
I'm honestly expecting eBay shares price to rocket to $500. Hedgies are going to do anything they can to stop this.
>>62185839>Game-Bayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4As foretold
>>62187042Gamestop and Ryan would make a shitload of money if they did this, from calls and shares they hold in Ebay.
>>62187048I know.
>>62187039>then suddenly decide to acquire eBay at its ATH?gamestop has been building this position in ebay for months, and you clearly don't understand how acquisitions work because when you want to buy out an entire company you have to offer a premium. you can't just decide to buy 100% of a company's shares at whatever price you feel like and say "too bad so sad"ebay has the fiduciary duty to make sure the offer brings something more to its own shareholders.
I'll keep it real, its been fun, can't wait to pump a large chunk of the money I make into making Indians clean up their shitty country for minimum wage
>>62185589>I recieved no compensation>Besides my gigantic compensation packageLmao.
>Buys Ebay>Vote no for his compensation packageIs this the way to go ?
>62187083>trying this dishonest tactic again
If gme buys eBay, what does this do for the trillion naked shorts?
uh-oh stinky
8-18 months before the merger guys if it even happensMoAss is literally delayed againWooooo
>>62187107Exciting.
>>62187107>Sultan AlmaSneed indeed
CUSIPsissies...not like this :^(
Fucking WAGMI kings. Soon I can piss on mister griffins grave.
>>62186940Even if all this shit falls through that fucking interview was Tim & Eric tier, fucking glorious
>>62187107dafuq is going on over there in that fucking desert?
perhaps RC was being coy because he expects the price of gme to go up drastically soon which would allow gamestop to raise a substantial amount of money.
>>62187113I would like to remind everyone that Chad Newton has been with us the whole time unlike pumper and dumper Roaring Kitty aka Keith Gill , who also allows his parents and brother to live with addiction and in destitute, very unchristian.
Nigger what
I have 740 shares and 74 warrants, I had 1100 BBBY shares and another 500 GME shares but I lost my job and had to sell to live, this gives me hope I can maybe build back a position ASAP as I am due a large payout from a tribunal so I can buy at minimum $30k of shares againI am most pleased with this situation as a merger will take time and these fuckers are about to pay me out of court
>>62186998
>>62187181>dafuq is going on over there in that fucking desert?Great question.dafuq is going on over there in that fucking desert?
>>62187188> 88very nice, anon. very nice indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mBwpJjW1U1Y
>>62187189Sorry you had to sell some GME shares and fell for the BBBY psyop. I sold quite a few shares just before the May 2024 runup. Still stings when I think about it. Oh well, this Ebay news is the best we've had in the saga since Kitty's return.
THE PRICE IS GOING DOWN RYAN DO SOMETHING ANYTHING !! NO DONT BUY A COMPANY 10 TIMES OUR SIZE AND DILLUTE US ARGHHHH
>>62187216Oh, it's retardedI'm sorry for your loss, I bought them at cents on the dollar so even if it went badly, that $100 I spent or so was worth less than the bill I tossed your mother as I wiped my dick on the curtains out the doorThank you for your concern kind stranger
>>62187222CHECKED!!!! BEGIN DILATING!!!!!!!! DILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
I'm curious what deal he made with the Saudis
>tfw I have to check the online materials again
How many halts today?
I need to check the weather. What's the percent chance of hedgies on ledgies?
>>62186299This. Dilution is a big fuck you to long time holders. I don't give a shit what the market cap is, if I own less of the company and the value of my individual shares doesn't increase. Also Ryan gets his package on condition of market cap so he can dilute us to increase the cap then dilute us again with his options package gigakek.
>>62187231There is no halts on heavy discounts.
>>62186369Yeah this entire Ryan has stressed two points>I'm holding onto cash for a blue opportunity (ie market crash)>I don't take compensationBut now he's buying at ATHs and giving himself one of the biggest comp packages ever. Lmao
>>62186421>I fully trust a JewDarwin award material.
>H9iu1me0just vote no then, retard
>>62187254Have you learnt nothing in 5 years?
>he, a retail pleb, shorted GMEHeh. Should have kept your day job
9 million volume in less than 5 minutes
imagine getting paid to shitboast on a basketweaving forum called 5chins lmaoenjoy your finance degree idiot
>GME -4% at open >GME-WT +4% at opencan someone explain this to me as if i were a small child or golden retriever?
>>62187289bark bark woof woof grrrr grrrrr bark bark ruffffrf
>>62187289picrel
>>62187289just consider gme and the warrants to be 2 separate securities at this point
>>62187289wtf they’re almost the inverse of each other. i never really paid attention to warrants prior to this ebay announcement. is this a normal thing?
I should have bough $ebay...
>>62187292audibly kek’d>>62187294that’s really strange. you would think they’d move in tandem. not sure if manipulation or my ignorance. it wasn’t intelligence that brought me to 4chan.
>>62187306In a way you did
The autism witnessed In the interview is that yes with the current gme price the dilution would be massive for shareholders, and interviewers are good at pinning down what cannot explicitly be stated which is: “if the price were to go up a lot, then cash and stock would be easy”.Also Cohen said most of GME’s position is in derivatives, so they can easily backtrack. Looks like RC/Icahn/bbby/Overstock/bbbyq are teaming up to give these crooks something they’ll never forget.
>>62187351kek
>>62187356>Also Cohen said most of GME’s position is in derivatives, so they can easily backtrack. Looks like RC/Icahn/bbby/Overstock/bbbyq are teaming up to give these crooks something they’ll never forget.according to the recent filing its 99.98% in dirivatives, so they can easily back out - or double down if a third party comes in with a higher offer and make some clean cash ez pz bish bash bosh
Do I buy a bunch of warrants or gme? or both? what spread? I want to slurp about $30k of shares or warrants then have the cash to exercise them all when they are prime
amc is pumping
>62187398lmao just stop
>>62187398They are buying Etsy
>>62187398
>>62187396i would say mostly shares and the rest warrants. keep a stash of cash to exercise them when shit explodes. i buy $100 worth of gme every check. 1 share and the rest warrants. once i reached xxx i stopped buying so much. during moass i will only sell 2 and then borrow against the rest and live off that.
>>6218742610/1 ratio I think then like it's intended is probably best bet then, It could be a year or it could be weeks this tribunal money depending on how they want to fight it, but it's a done deal plus I should be starting a new job at $50k shortly so I can put in about $300-500 of GME a month
>>62187453>It could be a yearThe warrants expire in October.
>>62187468for my payout I meant
>>62187414>AMC buys 60% of my revenue stream platform.Are you threatening me?
>Saar Chobani I smell a big, stinky dilution
ATM offering $900 a share incoming
>>62186974who is this jew
>GME>BBBYQ>AMCcuckholds to the jews lol
Just read the filings CNBC. Buying ebay won't automatically reward options to RC>RC HIS COMPENSATION IS ALLIGNED WITH SHAREHOLDERS
funny how cramer and co emphasize on ebay isn’t terrible and better than it was but don’t even bring up the fact that GME has had 4+ profitable quarters. i swear post moass ill just watch this circus of a show and buy puts on everything they recommend https://www.cnbc.com/video/2026/05/04/jim-cramer-on-gamestops-56b-offer-for-ebay-ebay-is-better-than-it-used-to-be.html
>>62187685A pugnacious prickweasel who boasted about shorting the last company Ryan tried to save
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUUUUUCK GAMESTOP TRANNIES ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE ITLMFAOOOOOOOOOO
>>62187796GME will make at least 5 billion. Either we take Ebay and unlock about 15B or Amazon/Shopify/PE firms sent out by HFs makes us billions by pushing our calls.
>>62187796>What do you mean a multi billion dollar deal wont be done in one dayPlease check your privileges
wow look who was right about everything the entire time once again LMAO (me)KEK
>>62187821>>62187828*takes a hot stinky dilution right down your throat*
This eBay stuff is very exiting, however I would like to remind the BBBYQ baggies that this does not involve them, and that their shares are canceled permanently, and there is no possibility of any recovery for them. Please refrain from making anymore posts about it in this thread. Thank you, and sorry for your loss.
>>62186537>3 Sentiment is banks won’t lend RC billions and dilution of GME can’t pay for half of eBay due to price decreases in GMEAll part of the plan.
>>62185421>Evo Moment #37 Editionnice.>>62185662rare footage of Justing being Daigoed live on stream. Nice.Based baker. Bless the baker.wagwi.
Go back to 20, I wanna slurperino
>>62187829
Is the Albanian turning around?
>>62187841>Ryan sells the calls>Buys Campbell with the profits>GameSoup
10% off all GameStop stock today for 1 day only
>something good happens>browns show up and try to peepee poopoo about it>I kek multiple times and buy more
>Cohen already diluting and raping our boypussiesWe are yours to serve my Lord.
>>62187839
been busy, just lurking.Now I am watching the interview. 5mins in and I already lost my sides. This is fucking hilarious!
are they pushing it down so that they have to dilute harder?
>dilooot saar! He will diloooooooot saaaar!>REDEEM NOW>DILOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
SELL!!SELL, ME 12 HOURS AGO!!YOU FUCKING RETARD QUIT SMUGPOSTING AND SELL
>>62188004/ourguy/
>>62188017BAGGIES* REALLY THOUGHT THE NEXT WARREN BUFFET IS A GUY WHO PAID OVER $100,000 UNITED STATES DOLLARS FOR A BITCOIN HAHAHAHAHA *me
kek baggies
>>62186721Lmao of course watamelon-san is a poster of culture.>>62186998Hahahahahha>>62187024>unsolicitedOMG what a creep businessman doing business things!
>>62188017>start calling him mentalWhy are they so scared of eBayxGameStop all of a sudden?
>RC giving the most autistic and standoffish interview possible>because glowniggers leaked his plans>check the website, half stock half cash. I dont understand your question. Half stock half cashLMAO>>62187187Quit trying to drag everyone down, Richard jewton. You never disavowed Israelis genociding Palestinians.>>62187356>looks like *someone who hasn't been seen for years and lost his company* is involvedKill yourself
I want to buy Weasel on eBay
>>62188035A CEO was rude and vague in an interview... Quick! Put him in a mental health hospital!>didnt you call for gamestops demise multiple times?LMAO. Fuck these parasites. >(interviewer asking how RC is going to afford it... Again)>did you check our website?I'm laighin my ass off at him treating them like evil retards, because they are.
If we close above $25 I will suck every dick in this thread.
The warrant price increasing (to prevent buy pressure on a security that applies leverage to this whole debacle) while the stock price is forced down “because of dilution” should have some smart people raising their eyebrows. Notice the warrants weren’t even mentioned in the cnbc interview? How much does GameStop make if the warrants are all exercised? I fucking love that Ryan straight up said a 56 billion dollar company is being run like dog shit and as soon as he is in charge he will double their earnings in a very short time Cohen is going nuclear and being the prick I want him to be while he does it
>4.9% stock>mostly derivativesThis means RC probably has entitlements to over 10% of ebay shares.
>>62188073>the least deranged gme baggie
The warrants also most likely put a time frame on his eBay plan. He plans to buy eBay before October This shit is exciting. Feel like I’m part of something huge
>>62186947>>62187227underrated.
>>62188097Whoops I misheard RC? The proposal letter says 5% total? he probably has 3% derivatives 2% stock?
HALF CASH, HALF STOCK
>>62187107Does anyone know the net worth of that guy?
Yikes.In fact, this could be a big yikes.
>111% institutional ownership>GME owns calls
Tbqh nothing makes sense and this interview is utter retardationI don't want to become a fucking cultist akin to trumpfags that explain every retard move as 4D chess lads
>>62188128I wonder how possible it is he has additional exposure through RC ventures. His confidence seemed high that eBay is going to throw a bazillion dollars at stopping him and that none of it will matter and he is going to get his way. Makes me feel like he has an ace up his sleeve. I love how rude he was to CNBC when they are whining “why didn’t you put all this in emails we have access to so we could act on it before hand”
>>62188137Did you check the website?
>>62187902he gets his ass Daigo'd by everybody now and calls it a win, it's fucking weird
>why yes I post all information of our deals on our website, his could you tell?>>62188157Plus I'm sure DFV is involved behind the scenes, but is silent because of the 2021 fiasco and feds want to throw him in jail for beating wall st.
>>62188137... Whose cash?
>>62188160>>62188177More, more you bad boy!
>>62188160Options seller, I'm going into merger and I require your most potent options
i'd rather he tried to buy valve, that would have been just as retarded
>>62188137The cash flew over my house!
>You wanna know how I got these Pokémon cards?
>MR POTTER DID YOU CHECK THE MATERIALS ON THE WEBSITE AS INSTRUCTED?
>Rain Cone announces he will buy eBay>GME doomps, EBAY poompsInteresting
>>62188223Gme is dumping because of the retarded interviewWhy ebay is still up I have no idea
LATINA ASS >now on eBay
>>62188242Because eBay has been used for forward split backward swaps against GameStop for 5 years.
>>62188250If you are correct then we will soon enter a level of screeching and kvetching not seen since Hitler arrested a couple of the mothchilds.
>>62185426Monday RRP: 0.618B, 11P = 0.056B per (roughly)A lot more P.
>hey ryan how are you going to spend 56 billion dollars when you only have 9 billion cash and 4 billion debt?>uhhhhhhhhhh fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ummmmmmmm fuckin dilute baggots and take on a fuckin gorillion dollars in debt?TOPMEN
>Sentiment is banks won’t lend RC billions and dilution of GME can’t pay for half of eBay due to price decreases in GME
>>62188283Do the banks have a CAT?
Why dilute a lot when you can get the algos to pump the fuck out of your stock and dilute very little to get a great company?And the best part, it all gets blamed on a silly cat
lmao that dumbfuck jew cohen really thought his stock would do another meme pump so he could dilute at high prices to pay for ebayHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i wonder at what point/year baggots just accept that ryan is retarded faggot who got lucky one time with chewy no surprise that burry loves this guy, they're the same personLMAO
Can I get some emergency hot trans GameStop girls?
>>62188327best i can do is hide my dick between my legs
>>62188299is the pump in the room with us right now?KEK
it warms my cockels to know paid stock bashers have done their usual work since the annoucementNever stop giving us signals this is your demise
uh oh...>inb4 redditniggers tell me to go back to the website that they came fromLMAO
>>62188352>muh stock bashersnobody is bashing the stock thoughyou can call me the billionaire jew basher from now onthanks
>luckyPlease point out the moment when Ryan Cohen became CEO.
clockwork
>its on the website retard >half cash half stock >you fags called for gamestops demise multiple times >ebay is ran like shit i can double their efficiently in a short time Ryan going on CNBC just to treat them like the niggers they are really tickles me
>>62188361>bro don't you care about gamestop THE COMPANY?no?i care about gamestop the stockshow me the stock pricei don't fucking care about the company i care about (my) moneygo back nigger
>>62188372were we watching the same interview? LMAOryan can't answer a single question and slurs through every sentence at 0.5x speedthe guy sounds like he's on fucking horse tranquilizer
>>62188372Its amazing. The facism of "being polite" needs to end when youre being polite to a talking head who spreads propaganda on behalf of a pedophile-financial slavery empire.RC also mentioned ebay probably hires expensive consultants and lawyers.
Someone post the interview
>>62187902It's legendary.https://x.com/rebaken7/status/1070989952823910400/video/1https://x.com/Mitch_0202/status/1540537007511855104/video/1
>>62188386BCG?
>>62188387https://www.cnbc.com/video/2026/05/04/watch-cnbcs-full-interview-with-gamestop-ceo-ryan-cohen.html
>>62186369>>62186394>>62188379Uh oh looks like you forgot to switch IDs. Your first posts are shitting on gamestop and your ladder one is trying to frame GME holders as market manipulators.YH OH STINKY PAID STOCK BASHER CAUGHT IN REAL TIME! Many such caseשׁ
>>62188395Caroline must really be coked out. She's normally smarter than this
>>62188393They put a lot of energy into a CEO who runs a pokemon card funko pop store that is going bankrupt.
>>62188400Only so many pinnings the mind can take before it gets cracked like a walnut
>>62188395>your ladder one>ladderjesus christ gurpreetbetter luck next thread
my mom says the deal wont happentotal bummer
I summon Keith poster.... AUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM tell us oh stinky one tell us everything about eBay and that we need to hold eBay now or we dont trust Ryan Cohen AHUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
burry posted today that he's selling LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Just gonna ignore the melons, cunts
why does he persist?
>>62188407Anon you revealed yourself to be a paid stock basher who hates GME and wants it to fail, while also wanting to market manipulate it. You countered this with a spelling mistake.Congrats, I'm selling my GME shares now :)
>>62188432basedthe fact that jannies have allowed melonigger to avatarfag for so long is very telling
I wonder if Ryan is here now shitposting with us. If you're here call me a nigger
>>62188438i'm just not going to care about the opinions of a brown phonefagging redditnigger that's all :^)
>>62188430>https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/2051360457617789276?s=20Michael Burry has said that GameStop, $GME, acquiring eBay, $EBAY, makes "perfect sense." ??
What did Ryan's sugar daddy Sultan Sneed Almaadeed mean by this?https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051283114345824713
>>62188449>unusual_whalesLMAOno thanks
>>62188360>nobody is bashing the stock though5 years Caroline
>>62188456Maybe this is the attempt at what Ryan wanted to do with BBBYQ, instead he is doing it with eBay.>BBBYQ's get nothing in this timelineI am all for it.
>>62188458https://x.com/michaeljburry/status/2051308564006748357?s=20
>>62188456Based
>>62188469>Ryan can not be after...After what? Come on burry.
>>62188469now check his most recent substack post KEK
>>62188466>He's only allowed to merge with one thingA fatal miscalculation
>>62188490Wish I had your unlimited coffers of copium
>>62188035>Why are they so scared of eBayxGameStop all of a sudden?Some very handsome and clever anons called the shot before RC formally announced it.1. eBay provides GameStop the mother of all used/resale markets for ANYTHING.2. GameStop provides eBay something they've been lacking - a secure inventory/logistics system complete with pickup and dropoff services. No more sweating that your vintage 80s microcomputer or original Tickle Me Elmo is going to get porch pirated by Felontavious Black.
>>62188490>>62188502>Cohen doesn't merge/take interest with non-existent company (again)>THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE WON'T IN THE FUTUREYou can power the world with this perpetual copium machine.
>rc buys 7,780,000 shares of BBBY, and $60-$80 strike calls worth 1,670,100 shares in March 2022>rc sells shares and calls of BBBY in august 2022>rc has a sitdown with a famous corporate raider, Carl Icahn in october 2022>rc offers 400 million for BBBY in December 2022>pitchbook (best M&A software suite in the world, costing 5 figures + per year) lists BBBY(now known as BBBYQ or DK-Butterfly-1) as sold in January 2023>one month later, February 2023 RC tweets “someone tell the government to stop shooting down my balloons”, alluding to bad actors delaying the Bed Bath m&a>Larry cheng (who helped RC build Chewy, and is a current boardmember at GameStop, and a close personal friend to RC) went onto theppshow podcast (which is dedicated to BBBY recovery theories) 8 months after BBBY filed for chapter 11, and 2 months after shares were cancelled>OverStock - who is the most famous company to battle illegal naked shorts, who even released a crypto dividend 5 years ago - purchased the BBBY IP, and owns 55% of the only approved blockchain entity who can issue debt instruments and securities>OverStock - whos now traded under ticker BBBY - has issued warrants with dates that match GME's warrants, and with a CUSIP-6 that matches BBBYQ's CUSIP-6, proving BBBYQ has already begun m&a activity with BBBYUh OH, looks like paid stock bashers still have no answer to the CUSIP-6 of BBBYQ (GameStop CEO is a BBBYQ chapter 11 creditor) matching the CUSIP-6 of the BBBY warrants.https://www.cusip.com/pdf/news/CUSIP-ACommonLanguageForEfficientMarkets_2022.pdf
So what's the cope when ebay says no?
May the Force be with us, fellow anons!!! For Frodo!!!!
>>62188518how can you possibly think that RC with the help of Icahn (best corporate raider on the planet) would come up with a plan so weak that if ebay says no then its...just...over... Of fucking course they have contingencies and I expect a string of M&A's to occur over the coming months if the october warrant date is any clear signal of RC's intentions.
>>62188518lets see what happens
>>62188521hell yeah
>>62188517>>62188532Marcus Lemonis is in the Epstein files, probably shouldn't trust that guy.
>>62188518Then I guess GME makes a lot of money from those calls that Ryan bought at $80
>>62188544Bathniggers being pedophiles isn't surprising in the least
>>62188442I'm not Ryan but I'll call you a nigger anyways.
What if this whole thing is a ruse to make money off of calls. And gme just cashes in and walks as soon as eBay starts playing hard to get.
>>62188505Also ebay is hard to trust for authenticity, even with their moves to build confidence. Having GameStop check authenticity at time of dropoff is much more rigorous.Shipping stuff is a pain in the ass. Let gamestop handle it for a small fee. >>62188517Its too late copy paste spammer bro. Ebay is the target, not a company that hasn't exited for years.
>news leaks after hours that eBay already said yes>GME poompsSource: It is known.
>>62188561If Ryan backs out without a definitive NO from ebay, then he gonna be accused of market manipulation.
>>62188369lord in heaven, my teeth are bad but that thing needs some fucking braces
>>62188565>part of the deal is that it won't execute until GME hits $200 a share>instant shrek dildo
>>62188502>>62188511Maybe this was the true plan all along, RC found a way to harness and capitalize bathnigger copium. Presumably in some kind of jewish nightmare engine that can restore foreskins
>>62188590RC has an evil ten step plan that will restore foreskins to the goyum
>>62188556Nice try Ryan I saw the selfies you posted earlier in the thread
Not going to know how to feel about all this news until we hear from PP, Michael, Jake, and Travis.
>Calling anons pedos for buying a stockDesperation thy name is melonspammer
Obsessed
>>62188403
my sister dog died the day Ryan jewhen announce buying ebay for a trillions of $, please meme world make it the real catalyst this time
>>62188456>Burry says if GME buys one (1) thing he's out>Sultan of Sneed tweets this>Burry says he's out Really ponderosas the pines
>>62188544Why is he in the files?>>62188562Why is only one acquisition allowed for speculation?
i'm selling everything and i will be the most devoted antisemite for the rest of my life
33m volume. I wonder if he really diluted or if they just dropped it out of spite.
IM OUTneed to do some stuff will be back in an hour
>>62188689>>62188750i like these OCs anon keep it up
eBay is a really good acquisition target. I'm glad it wasn't garbbbage.
>>62188779-10% is not that bad after the most retarded interview in business tv history
>>62188673For me its Newtonhttps://x.com/rnewton7777/status/2051373311230365996?s=20
lmao all the paid stock bashers doing their best to still pretend BBBY isn't the play, it's still needed for all the other parts, RC ventures is not Gamestop lmaoAll your shillery is for naught kek
>>62188518he's fully expecting them to say no, did you even read
>>62188813I don't understand the question
>/GME/ hyping up the recent news involving ebay >b-but my bankrupt stock!
>>62188824Would be funny if they do and he makes money from the options then it happens again next week.
>>62188809Newton can you fuck off nobody wants a silmy jew here who defends genocide with statements as dishonest as "Israel has a right to exist. I love everyone."
>>62188824good thing he wasn't asking then was he >they are THIS desperate stillkek
>>62188809Thanks for this, I don't do Twitter.
Sarrs what does this mean for Barking Puppy coin
If only there was a way for short sellers to foot the cost of this acquisition...
>>62188780See ya in about 40 minutes.
>>62188456What does the bath mean in bathaway I wonder? Didn’t Larry cheng and pulte go onto the ppshow podcast?
>>62188907It literally means Bathaway, as in, go away bathniggers.
>>62188907>larry cheng >pp show >chapter 11>expect delays
>>62188881>Ryan acquires eBay for $23 billion in cash and 1 share of GME
https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051381523266330984
Gameshire Bayaway. Updated, for a 2026 audience.
>>62188947Sultan of Sneed is Ryan's sugar daddy. Boy is this getting awkward. >>62188456Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fAQhSRLQnM
>>62188829blessed>>62188947extra blessedalso apparently the cnbcucks had Paramount guys on a few weeks ago talking about the merger and weirdly overlooked the fact Paramount is only a $6 billion market cap compared to WB's you know, $75 billion market cap.Weird how a 10x didn't stir them so much into a frenzy
>>62188989This sort of shit is why Ryan treats them like niggers
>>62188989They are big mad, and so are the WSB mods.
The 13D is up.https://investor.gamestop.com/overview/default.aspxhttps://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1326380/000119312526202465/0001193125-26-202465-index.htmhttps://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1065088/000119312526202465/xslSCHEDULE_13D_X02/primary_doc.xml
>>62188998I like to believe him reading the auto-CC was out of desire to not make eye contact>>62189004lol forgot about that sub, surprised they let it slip through the filters
Also what the fuck is this tiny dump. I was hoping all day for -20% for some slurpies
>>62189004>>62189025GME_meltdown is unsurprisingly active today too
>>62188469>ebay reduced its share count from 1.2 billion to 444 million>444Anyone else feeling schizophrenic?And seeing 444 everywhere?
>>62188905im back, bitches (no offense)
Short seller restriction activated
>>62188809who gives a fuck what newton has to say
>-10%WOOF
>>62189045Yahoo finance shows GME's float at 408 million and "implied shares outstanding" at 448m. Pretty close.
>>62189030it was +10% and now -10% so technically -20%
king K opens his mouth and the stock loses literally a billion dollars in value>i love my billionaire jew!!KEK
>>62188912Underrated post
The news media coordinating and putting "unsolicited" in front if RCs offer is so fake and gay. I didn't solicit the FBI to protect human trafficking pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, yet here we are. >>62189127I haven't lost any money on my GME shares.
>>62189030even -20% would be like $21. Basically nothing. Barely even worth acknowledgement. Compared to how things used to be GME has been essentially haulted for the past year.
>https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051283114345824713>GAMESHIRE>BATHAWAYnow that's awkward...
>>62188989wait holy fuck really? How is this information not making the rounds more? It's almost as if all major informational ecosystem are moderated by the same types as ghislaine maxwell and idea that trivially shatter how fake and gay everything is are purposefully suppressed.CNBC is only hating on GME because it is the Achilles heel of the system and those brown nosers are instructed to shit on it. Asking Cohen where the cash will come from and not Paramount is such an easy overton window break it should be the top thread on superCIA, i mean superstonk right now.
bros did kenny get to the sultan just to kek bathbarons?or did the billionaire sultan just see niggerseeds make 100k grifting retards and be like "yea i could use 100k"...which is it?
>>62189158whoa. calm down. youre getting a little too excited here it seems.
New thread baker i need to post more melons
GAMESHIRE BATHAWAY
>GAME>SHIRE>BATH>AWAY
Voex status?>>62189158True. And the useful idiots protecting a corrupt system think RC is "unprofessional" for doing his job properly instead of scamming shareholders like everyone else.
Gameshire Bayaway
>>62188989>>62189158Difference is that Paramount actually had the cash to buy it. Cohen couldn't even asnwer how he was gonna get the money. He needs to do the biggest dilution, he's ever done...even after all that, then probably needs to dilute even more...
>>62189204KEKhttps://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051283114345824713you've been BTFO
I'm curious how much this thing is being bankrolled by the sultan.
Imagine now assblasted the people at cnbc are. Gamestop was supposed to die years and years ago and yet its thriving
>>62189218i'm curious why he would specifically tweet gameshire bathaway
Burry sold his entire position lmao, it really is a requel
>>62189224>Bathaway>Bath>AwayHe wants bathniggers to go and stay go
>>62189228>"if ryan buys bed bath and beyond i'm out">burry is outHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>62189229HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A COPEmaxipads shitting themselves as we speak
How could Ryan buy bath? How can ANYONE buy bath? I thought it didnt exist
I know this is a dumb question but I have to ask:-did the stock fall because of the Cohen interview?Is that the official narrative?
>>62189034I still think it's hilarious that they named it that while being the ones who are melting downTrue pottery
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1t3tdi9/burry_sold_his_entire_gme_position/UH OH SPAGHETTIOS>"ebay is a perfect aquisition for gamestop">"i just sold though">also "if ryan has anything to do with bbbyq i'll sodl">the sneed sultan tweeted gameshire BATHaway this morning>hours later burry sells>even though ebay is a perfect acquisition according to burrynotice how this thread is now fucking dead as maxipads try to pivot
>>62188750OH NO NO NO NO NO NO>GAMESHIRE BATHAWAYGAMESHIRE BATHAWAY>GAMESHIRE BATHAWAYGAMESHIRE BATHAWAYBROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SULTAN OF SNEED
Is being a bathnigger just a synonym for schizophrenia? Constantly seeing patterns that don't exist?Somehow they interpret the announcement of the ebay takover as a sign it actually is about them. Quite concerning tbqh
Disgusting pedophile bathniggers get out of my thread reeeeee
All I need now is DFV tweeting a gif of Donkey Kong twerking
>>62189228Got a link? Why even post something like that without a link? Even if i believe it, which based on burries activities over the last couple weeks, I do, you come off as a retard grifter without posting a basic twitter or reddit or substack link you mongol.
>>62189251Looks like we're clear for takeoff. Mr. Burry's hands are full of feces.
>>62189269After all this time we learn that burry is the designated wreckage brother
>>62189259see this post:>>62188517the GameStop CEO is inextricably connected to BBBYQ. Also guess who owns TZero, and guess who wants to give illegal naked short sellers something theyll never forget?
BATHCHADS IT'S OUR TIMEGET THE F U C K IN HERE.OFFICIAL THREAD THEME: >https://youtu.be/h0ffIJ7ZO4U“Sultans of Sneed (BathBarons Rise)”You feel a stir in the darkCharts bleeding red in the after-hours glowWhispers on the boards, something no one can proveBut the faithful already knowSouth of the ticker, they’re holding the lineDiamond hands through the storm and doubtWhile the suits all laugh and call it deadThe play’s not over nowThen he steps in quiet, doesn’t say too muchJust a plan behind the scenesRyan moving pieces you don’t quite catchLike you’ve never really seenAnd the Sultans…Yeah, the Sultans of SneedSultan Almaadeed in the shadows deepPulling threads you can’t quite traceEvery filing, every move preciseA resurrection taking placeBathBarons rising from Chapter ElevenWhat they buried won’t stay goneFrom the ashes of BBBYQYou blink—and it’s rebornMeanwhile Burry reads the room all wrongBetting hard on the fallBut the final twist cuts deeper still—He never saw it at allA last betrayal, the tables turnedAs the holders take their throneWhat was written off as worthless dustNow a kingdom of its ownAnd the Sultans…We are the Sultans of Sneed
>>62189272I guess you could say he>puts on sunglassesgot burried
>>62186575Hey evader faggot. Why do you obsess over views on X with this ugly bitch? Scrolling past a post counts as a view. You reveal yourself to be a massive retard DAILYYou are still dying post moass btw
>>62189251damn lmfao seems like burry is selling before the main event just like last time, this man doesn't need money and he hates these naked short sellers more than most GME/BBBYQ holders, his back and forth this last week seems purposeful.
Look who Burry follows:https://x.com/Captaintrips333/status/2035801938747683152What did he say?https://x.com/pulte/status/1799260236332839052What did the Sultan of Sneed say?https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051283114345824713I said what did the Sultan of Sneed say?https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051381523266330984What did Burry say?https://finance.yahoo.com/news/michael-burry-gamestop-buys-version-160114376.htmlAnd what did Burry say today?https://x.com/SwamiKnows_/status/2051399254397038822>>62189272The fire rises
>>62186910Wouldnt be a evader post without unnecessary highlights and arrows huh? Would have missed the sling if it wasnt for your hard work niggerYou are still dying IMMEDIATELY post moass
and then the man ryanhe steps right up to the microphone and says at last just as the time bell rings "i don't understand your question, it's on the website"then he makes it fast with one more thing"we are the sultans""...we are the sultans of sneed"
>>62189280I wonder if that whole "I'm selling if Ryan touches bath" thing was a deliberate excuse. A way to justify his sell off without FUDing the play. Just have sultan tweet about it and boom he gets his off ramp and doesn't have to worry about any possible manipulation legal issues.
Bye bye Burry
>>62189307>what if uhhhhh what if uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwhat if burry just realized that bathchads were right all along nigger
>>62189313If they were right then why is their stock canceled?
>>62189233Try not to shit yourself ragelaughing now
>>62189321if they're wrong why is the billionaire sultan who's funding a part of this upcoming deal tweeting gameshire bathaway right before burry sells after saying he would sell if there was any bbbyq recoveryuse your brain nigger
>>62189325We are ALL gonna shit ourselves
>who is this fucking sultan anyway>Check his website>Virtually nothing but pics of him with rothschilds, musk, trump, larry fink etcYeah this fits into the lgbbbq pedo narrative quite well
bake. the. fucking. thread.[image attached: extremely intimidating picture of something you respect and fear]
>>62189333>what if uhhhhh what if uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh K E K
the maxipads will be hunted like animals for fun by the newly crowned financial god emperors of the monetary multiverse (bath barons) hence why they're getting so desperate right now LMAOi call dibs on the big Nalso coming for that gabussy... but i'll let another lucky baron have his fun with our favourite youtube streamfag KEK
>>62189336OH NO NO NO NO NOhttps://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051161906119905507
its getting very fkn awkward in here
>>62189351>what if the sultan of sneed tweeted gameshire bathaway and then michael "i'm killing myself if its bbbyq" burry sells immediatelyUH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62189347Emergency frog thread still open for images you can link to in this thread if you want>>62185352>>62185352>>62185352
Anon, you did buy the dip today, right? I bought 9+10 shares, 21. Haha, get it?
>>62189356POST IT AGAIN FOR THE MAXIPADS IN THE BACKcurrently blasting https://youtu.be/yTcsgxU9jsA at full volume while i shitpost at the seething maxipads ittnothing can top this moment
>>62189356He truly is the sultan of sneedBut yes I stand by what I said
>>62189347page 5, nigger.
>>62189362>delusional bathnigger shitflinging KEK
>>62189218I think his Qatar’s wealth fund that he manages bought the convertible bonds. We know its an international investor, but not who
>>62189377>cite two things that literally happened today>some coping maxipad tells me i'm making it upLMAOOOOOOO
>>62189372image limit nigger[image attached: picture of you mom looking disappointed]
>>62189367check this one out bro: >>62189383
>>62189395kek
>>62189391>cite two things that literally happened todayLink to the tweet?
>>62189408the sneed sultan tweets gameshire bathaway:https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051283114345824713burry sodl'd hours later:https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1t3tcma/burry_out_of_gme/don't forget to live stream your DOTR for us maxipads
gamecock
>>62189416>Twitter eceleb drama Go back
>>62188881Some way to increase the price of GME before the eBay acquisition? But then why would Burry sell his entire stake in GME?
>be me>shitposting and enjoying the sunny west coast>blasting a little dire straits after the fall of kikel burry today>exams are a fucking breeze>finished school for the year next friday>by that time, i will be unfathomably wealthyyeah life is good
>>62189429>t. some fag that constantly posted burry's tweet about bbbyqthe monkey paw curls HAHAHAHA
All this copeposting about burry and sultan and yet everyone conveniently ignores what's currently happening with ebay. Strange. It's like they want to steer discussion away from GMeBay and back to bathniggery
The funny part is even if ebay offered to acquire GameStop, offered above our current market cap, AND gamestop shareholders agreed to sell (never happening btw), GME's short positions still need to get closed before ebay acquires gamestop. LMAO
>>62189439NOO YOU CANT DISCUSS GAMESTOP YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT BED BATH AND BEYOND
>>62189439yeah it's almost as if people that actually hold gamestop would prefer cohen to spend his own money to explode wall street via bbbyq rather than diluting gamestop holders into the fucking dust to buy ebay at the literal top of the market right before the gigacrashi know you're not being paid to think but holy shit nigger
>>62189439I hate bathniggers so much it's unreal but I genuinely haven't laughed this much in a few weeks. The sultan of sneed is a meme willed into existence by the nigh infinite amount of towelcopeAgainst my better judgement I am enjoying this trainwreck of a thread
>>62189453But you already said you hated gamestop and its CEO?Why would someone hold 2 contradictory opinions? You want gamestop to go bankrupt AND want to manipulate markets with GME?That only makes sense if you start from the assumption "gamestop bad and frame them as criminals." No real investor could hold those 2 opinions at the same time.
>burry JUST deleted his tweet about bbbyqhttps://x.com/michaeljburry/status/2026360493435195850OHNONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i can only imagine how hard maxipads are sweating over their keyboards right now watching it all fall apart in real time
>ryan JUST unfollowed burryIT JUST KEEPS BETTER AND BETTER HOLY SHIT BROSwhat a brutal betrayal KEK
>burry FOMO'd at $25 then sold it all for a loss less than a week lateroh my god what a faggot. it's time for people to stop worshiping burry because he clearly isn't the genius he wants everyone to think he is
imagine a year from now watching the gameshire bathaway movie and the soundtrack for the climax of the movie (the betrayal of burry) and sultans of swing by dire straits slowly fades in as burry realizes what ryan has doneit's gonna be so fucking good bros...
>>62189463Would you like a jelly baby?>>62189498
>>62189489this is gonna be so great. maybe not a year from now. maybe 16, 72 years or something like that. but its gonna be GREAT.
>>62189463Glad I'm not the only one amused by this.
Faggiest move of the entire saga, Burry. Worse than Dave Portnoy.
https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/Currently 70% short volume.
>>62189292Paid stock bashers hate this post
>maxipads telling us to read into *checks notes* the colours on the uno cards and uhhhhh random numerology pertaining to clocks and the birth date of some celebrity in some biofic>but the billionaire doing the M&A financing with cohen tweets the bill pulte coined catchphrase "gameshire bathaway" and suddenly bathbarons are being delusionalLMAOwew boy
RC is now buying stocks with cash he doesnt have and for shares that dont existHe is Naked Long Buying
>needs to be posted againLook who Burry follows:https://x.com/Captaintrips333/status/2035801938747683152What did he say?https://x.com/pulte/status/1799260236332839052What did the Sultan of Sneed say?https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051283114345824713I said what did the Sultan of Sneed say?https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051381523266330984What did Burry say?https://finance.yahoo.com/news/michael-burry-gamestop-buys-version-160114376.htmlAnd what did Burry say today?https://x.com/SwamiKnows_/status/2051399254397038822
>Ryan Cohen to acquire eBay >NO! BURRY! TWITTER! BED BATH! BURRY! MAXIPAD! BURRY! BURRY! BURRY! I have never seen niggerfaggot so desperate to shape a narrative
>>62189541Gameshire BATHawayIts happening anons
>>62189539Longs must close. Hold the line hedgeapes!
Any version of BBBY and I sell, its simple as.
And the Sultan... yeah the Sultan of Sneed (doo doo doo) >>62189567
>>62189474How does their plan to frame GME holders as criminals work, if RC doesn't acquire BBBYQ? Their plan is self defeating.>>62189521Member when Dave Portnoy wore a Christmas sweater with pizza on it, and the text was: ONE BITE. EVERYONE KNOWS THE RULES>>62189539>naked longsLmao
>>62164057>>62164057>>62164057Threaded.
>>62189582Is it illegal to buy and hold more than one stock?
>>62189608No, but it is illegal to scream about how you want to coordinate to cause a short squeeze.You can lie through text but your Jewishness seeps right through the screen.
>>62189474not a good framing, as most of these so called "maxipads" are just paid stock bashers here to divide and conquer the obvious truth that RC was sucessful in getting BBBYQ and it coming back will be very very painful for illegal naked short sellers.The CUSIP-6 of BBBYQ matching the BBBY warrants was the final nail in the coffin for any ambiguity as to whats happening here.
>New shift clocked in with the old talking pointsI reiterate: GAMESHIRE BATHAWAY>>62189292>>62189292>>62189292>>62189292
>>62189611good choice of words, it is indeed illegal to coordinate a short squeeze, but investing because you expect and indeed hope a short squeeze happens is not illegal.But the important thing to note here is that coordination is not happening at any level because people are not that dumb, and err on the side of caution around stock manipulation. Dog seafood is in shambles everyone.
>>62189563you should up the ante and just kill yourself if bathbarons wagmi KEK
>>62189611Nigger I don’t have to lie about shit, I can scream that I want a short squeeze from the top of Mount Everest but I as a lowly retail investor don’t have the power to cause one. I also don’t understand how buying a cancelled towel store would cause a short squeeze. What the fuck are you even talking about? Kek
why is the stonk going down and making me look like a retard. i was merely pretending.
bros i'm gonnaREITERATE:>GAMESHIRE>BATHAWAY
Game shire = lord of the rings shire full of nice scenery.Bath away = fuck off bath niggers you already died in helms deep long ago
>>62189640>He doesn't know about Glorfindel
We can at least agree that the weasel can play golem
>>62189640yeah bro i'm sure everyone here agrees that the billionaire sultan that's helping ryan fund whatever M&A is just randomly kekking bathchads today for some unknown reason literal years after the stock was cancelledi'm sure everyone also believes that it's just a crazy and huge coincidence that burry sold hours after this tweeteven though just hours before the sultan of sneed tweeted burry was telling everyone he's on board with cohen buying ebaydid i get that all right? is that really the narrative maxipads are going for LMAO
Woah buddy why so hostile? Gamestop is set to acquire ebay so let's focus on that alright?
>>62189672yeah i'd rather not see any more dilutionespecially to buy fucking ebay at the top of the market right before a gigacrash kekenjoy seething at my posts thoughdon't forget:>gameshire>bathaway
dad, buy me a gun>what? you do you think is the boss hereyou but wait until i have a gunebay, sell me your shares>what? what do you think your company is worth?10, but wait until ive acquired you
>>62189685OK so gamestop is guaranteed to squeeze. Sick im going to wagmi. What are you arguing about again?
>>62189260Nobody who holds GME is this upset about the Sultan of Sneed >>62188456
>>62189260Why are you seething?
>>62189710if you hold gamestop shares then you shouldn't be upset about bathposting since it means you wagmii'm arguing with the maxipads who are seething about bbbyq (they don't own either)hope this helps and if this upsets you then i think you know which category you fall into
>>62189727Seething about child molestation is normal human behavior, unless youre Jewish.
>i never bought gamestop which means the people who are about to wagmi from bbbyq are fucking kids???
>>62189758>>62189766Does this thread say "dead bathnigger storage" at the top?
Well im glad I didnt buy that 100k worth of shares last week like I was considering
I am gmaxiyou will pump my gains
>>62189773In this quater or the next, I will compound my interests
>>62189771/GME/ - Dead bathnigger storage Lmao
>>62189772You could buy so much more this week tho
>>62189777Checked, baker, do NOT disappoint.
>>62189771Look who Burry follows:https://x.com/Captaintrips333/status/2035801938747683152What did he say?https://x.com/pulte/status/1799260236332839052What did the Sultan of Sneed say?https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051283114345824713I said what did the Sultan of Sneed say?https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051381523266330984What did Burry say?https://finance.yahoo.com/news/michael-burry-gamestop-buys-version-160114376.htmlAnd what did Burry say today?https://x.com/SwamiKnows_/status/2051399254397038822
>>62189787Make a collage
>>62189777>>62189784At the top of this thread and on the catalog, does it say dead bathnigger storage? No? Because storing dead bathniggers ISNT MY FUCKING BUSINESS!When RC comes home after a long day of shitposting on twitter, and finds dead bathniggers in his GME thread, WE ARE GONNA GET DIVORCED!
>>62189794You've done him.>>62189787He's done you.
Dont fucking "Jiemi" me!!
>they seem very upset over recent events LMAOguys don't worry, michael 'i'm killing myself if bathchads wagmi' burry sold "future berkshire" because uhhhhhh something about ebitda? i know he said ebay was a really good idea BUT he actually JUST discovered this little detail that would cause him to panic sell at a loss conveniently right after that one (1) tweetwhat a confounding coinkydink
>>62189821Can you post what he said in a summarized paragraph by chat jeet? I am not reading 40 paragraphs about nothing
>it's literally posted over 10 times in this thread>"spoon feed me!"LMAO
>>62189842Pls
THREADEDBATHNIGGERS GO HERE>>62189849>>62189849>>62189849
>"nice... buying ebay for 56 billions dollars is actually a good idea! can't wait to see what ryan does with this">https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051283114345824713>"HEY GUYS JUST SOLD AT A LOSS... EBAY WAS *NEVER* COMPATIBLE WITH THE INSTANT BERKSHIRE THESIS"there isn't a smug reaction image smug enough to do my smugness justice in this moment
>>62189856Can u just post the summary Lil faggot?
Why didn't Ryan offer 56 billion for BBBYQ? I await BBBYies cope
>Gamestop is buying eBay >BURRY! BURRY! BURRY! BURRY! BURRY! BURRY! BURRY! BURRY! BURRY! BURRY! BURRY! BURRY! kek seethies
>>62189860for you? no :^)>>62189861>>62189865see >>62189856thanks :^)
>>62189868For the thread not me
Remember when they were spamming Burry saying that he would sell if Ryan bought towels? Kek. Now Burry is off topic. D word nigger I swear.
eBay isn't towels
>>62189873i don't want subhuman IQs to know whats going onwith all the time you just spent begging at my feet like a dog you could have been caught up nowglad my reluctance to spoonfeed retards works as an IQ-filter itt :^)>>62189879>monkeypaw.gifit really is pottery at its finest
[emergency maximeeting time]the new script needs to be handed out fucking ASAP for why burry just sold panic sold at a loss even though earlier in the SAME DAY he told everyone ebay was a good idea
>>62189921I dont care about Burry.>>>/biz/dbs
>>62189922see: >>62189879
It was fun and all but I am beginning to think that you towelniggers unironically ignore what is confirmed (gme trying to acquire ebay) in favor of select bits of information that support your cardhouse.
Why is everyone so uptight in here
>>62189938Look who Burry follows:https://x.com/Captaintrips333/status/2035801938747683152What did he say?https://x.com/pulte/status/1799260236332839052What did the Sultan of Sneed say?https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051283114345824713I said what did the Sultan of Sneed say?https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051381523266330984What did Burry say?https://finance.yahoo.com/news/michael-burry-gamestop-buys-version-160114376.htmlAnd what did Burry say today?https://x.com/SwamiKnows_/status/2051399254397038822
>>62189943certain posters itt are about to be hung, drawn and quartered (financially speaking)
>>62189938Bathniggers are disingenuous? No way!
Why was Burry 100% on board with eBay this morning until the Sultan of Sneed tweeted GameShire Bathaway? https://x.com/michaeljburry/status/2051308564006748357Burry said he would sell some of his GME after the eBay bid and then sold 100% of his GME which he only said he would do if Ryan used GME to buy one (1) thing.
>>62189944Repeating the same thing does not change reality. Fact is gme is now officially trying to acquire ebay and literally 1 day after the announcement this is ignored in favor of schizotypical pattern searching as long as necessary just to reach a foregone conclusion. I will admit that I still kek at the sultan of sneed though
now that all is said. why tf did ryan buy bitcoin then???
I could say I yearn for a future when shills and their maxi-astroturfing ways are dead and gone, but their presence during literally this entire saga has been a beautiful fuel for that feeling of righteousness. The logic has borne out: we find something interesting and true? They shill (mostly by copying our words and corrupting our culture).Truly these devils who hold the lamps along the path, can be trusted to illuminate only their masters’ path to hell, and by doing so, reveal the quiet path to heaven in plain sight.
>>62189968Why did Ryan tell the WSJ about his plan to acquire eBay on the cutoff date for the mysterious tendie offer? >>62181842[Yakety sax intensifies]
>>62189968Just like lemonis stating they wouldn't do a buyout gets ignored entirely because "he could be lying" yet burry selling after this disaster of an interview that painted the picture of RC actually being an idiot means ACTUALLY he sold because for some reason he gme actually wants to acquire a defunct scented candle company
>>62189964towelbros...
>>62189990As-salami Alaycoom.Please explain this cutoff date.
>>62186531>If Ryan does X Burry is am out>Burry is am out>Therefore Ryan did X
Thread theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S280Pqq3T_w
>>62190005It's a secret to everybody
>Burry sold because of towel niggers>Now Burry is important and not retarded>No I won't post the summary of what I said because that would directly negate everything I am claiming because I am a faggot>No u x 1000000Okay
GMeBay you love to see it
>>62189990The Ebay merger is the Kansas City Shuffle
>>62190120GameStop is kansas city shuffle you should have been buying eBay
Looks like theyre all tuckered out. It must be exhausting knowing gamestop is only growing
>>62190159is the price growing?
but seriously how could they know Ryan was planing to buy Ebay for all those year ? unless he really fucking with us and picked the company with the all time high price for some reason
>>62189968>ryan cohen is buying ebay (they told us)>all shorts closed (they told us)>stop asking questionsLMAO
ryan said he's doing something 'unprecedented that has never been done before in financial markets' and maxipads unironically think something 'unprecedented that has never been done before in financial markets' entails:>uhhhh borrow a lot of money to buy a company???ok LMAO
The same secure tripcode has baked threads for over 5 years now. Any non institutional (paid stock basher) bake is swarmed by bots and shills, who then claim it to be fake, and they only bump the shill bake.
>>62190260Baggies are too stupid to figure it out
>>62190260you don't even have to look that farjust notice how much seethe there is in this thread for even discussing the fucking company the thread is about/gme/ has been comped for years by paid browns who never held the stock, only post here from a phone, and barely speak the languagethat's why they constantly beg you to 'pick a side' like you're i'm supposed to be some fucking billionaire jew cheerleader ryan cohen is a retarded faggot and i hate himhe's also going to make me unbelievably richbrown minds cannot comprehend this conundrumpun fucking intended nigger
>>62190272>just notice how much seethe there is in this thread for even discussing the fucking company the thread is about Nigger you spent the entire day seething about burry instead of discussing gamestop
>>62190290i don't have to follow the rules because i'm better than you
https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/>68.09% short volume.>70.12% off exchange. https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/exchange-volume/>57.82% off exchange. https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme.ws/short-volume/>21.10% short volume.>25.64% off exchange. https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme.ws/exchange-volume/>45.67% off exchange.
if we get a filing tomorrow that today's dump was ryan diluting i'm gonna be very fudded ngl
>62188345Over 68 posts in a thread he doesn't like for a stock he doesn't own.Makes perfect sense.
Emergency frogposting threaded until baker wakes up>>62185352>>62185352>>62185352
>>62190318i've posted me position and hand repeatedlyyou never havebetter luck next thread gurpreet
>>62190159Bruh...
>From “on merger Monday, meme like nobody has ever meme’d before” to selling his whole position on merger Monday and trying to keep this information only within his substack community.Batman lived long enough to become the villain.
The closer we get to Moe's Ass the gayer this thread becomes. Its beautiful.
>>62190445Bring back gay furry anon
>>62190296Jews said that 109 times before then a bunch started getting hanged and they ran away in fear of being genocided, and lied how they dindu nuffin the children slit their throats on their own in Jewish basements.
do i smell racism outside of /b/
>>62190542>talking about your ancestors is "racism">71 posts spamming being a faggot then crying to mods when I make fun of him being a Jewish loserLmao. *taps sign*>>62186466>>62186471Ya ain't gonna be in america much longer. Actually you will, in prison.
>>62190553enjoy my filter :^)>filteredanyways faggot time is over back to actually discussing gamestopthe more i ponder the ebay deal the more retarded it seems for all partiesi'm speculating that ryan is simply hoping for a 'no' for ebay so that he can legally take his gains after ebay got pumped up from this news and walkhe'd make a little over a billy from thiseven IF ryan was somehow retarded to actually pursue this takeover i almost guarantee ebay's board would trigger a poison pill on the stock just like craigslist did to ebay way back when
>>62190569Do you know why Marcus Lemonis is in the Epstein files? Why would the BBBY CEO show up in the emails of the worlds largest JEWISH human trafficking pedophile? Is it racist to point out Jeffery EpSTEIN is a JEWISH and a child rapist?
>the first post after he's filtered is his filtered ID replying to meLMAO
>humanity's greatest discovery, the internet>sharing infinite knowledge is effectively free>this is so antisemetic jews have to criminalize sharing movies and require your government ID to access FREEDOM OF INFORMATION>>62190580Of course, you're a pussy who runs away! Jewish bitch made nigga. We need more Jews treated how Jews treat Palestinians. Its called the golden rule!
just watched the interview... funny how the first two tards are relentlessly trying to get him to spill his plans, then cohen steers the ploy into how EVERY FUCKING TIME he allegedly diluted he managed to time it into a fucking surge and the price stayed elevated, thus printing him free money...then interviewer 3 steps in like a good little stooge and they show they can in fact still be intelligent, if only ever so briefly, with their questions.every day, my hatred of the media expands.
>>62190682oy vey! how dare you threaten to judge them by the content of their character.
>>62190688were we watching the same interview? LMAO ryan was desperately trying not to say the big D word>the big D word being dilution>not the other big D word >that you happen to beKEK
>>62190682>he literally hoped IDs just to get immediately filtered againLMAOenjoy my filter :^)>filtered
You have been at this for over 12 hours straight. Impressive how gamestop can take over someone's life like this. See you tomorrow fag :)
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HGaN2biNNy0>extremely relevantRYAN, JUST TO TOUCH ON THAT POINT, I DON'T KNOW ALL THE DETAILS OF YOUR COMPENSATION PACKAGE. MAYBE YOU CAN CLEAR IT UP FOR US. IF YOU GET TO A LARGER MARKET CAP BY TAKING TWO SMALLER MARKET CAP COMPANIES AND MERGING THEM TOGETHER OR SWALLOWING A MUCH BIGGER MARKET CAP COMPANY, DOES THAT COUNT? BECAUSE THOSE SHAREHOLDERS WOULDN'T NECESSARILY SEE THE SAME GAMES, THE GAINS THAT THEY WOULD IF YOU JUST GREW MARKET CAP BY, YOU KNOW, GROWING OPERATING EARNINGS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DETAILS OF YOUR COMPENSATION ARE, THOUGH, DIRECTLY. DOES IT MATTER IF YOU SWALLOW A BIGGER COMPANY AND THAT'S HOW YOU GET THE MARKET CAP, OR DO THE SHAREHOLDERS ACTUALLY HAVE TO SEE THE SAME GAINS?>I'M ALIGNED WITH SHAREHOLDERS. SO AND UNLESS OUR MARKET CAP INCREASES SUBSTANTIALLY AND EARNINGS INCREASES SUBSTANTIALLY, I DON'T GET ANY SALARY, ANY CASH NO GOLDEN PARACHUTES NOTHING. SO IT'S IT'S IT'S PRETTY ALIGNED WITH SHAREHOLDERS.BUT THE INDIVIDUAL SHAREHOLDERS DON'T SEE THAT HUGE BENEFIT IF YOU'RE COMBINING A LOT MORE SHAREHOLDERS IN WITH THAT AND THEN DILUTING SHAREHOLDERS BY ISSUING MORE DEBT ON TOP OF IT. YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?>IF I DON'T HIT THE THRESHOLDS, THEN I DON'T GET ANYTHING RIGHT.HOLY FUCKING KEKthis is the transcript from the interview btw before all the sneethers come after methey literally asked ryan (in a roundabout way) why the comp package isn't tied to share price and the implications of ryan just pumping the marketcap via M&A followed by dilution, leaving shareholders in the dust while ryan gets paidand ryan's answer was "if i don't hit the thresholds then i don't get anything"nigger NOBODY gives a FUCK about gamestop's marketcap
i'm convinced none of your fags actually watched the interviewif kengroid or any of the other boogeymen in the roaring clitty expanded financial universe gave these exact answers reddit would be seething LMAO>ryan if you acquire a larger company via dilution you'll get paid while shareholders don't see these gains... do you agree that this is fair?>uhhhh if i don't hit the thresholds then i don't get anything???bro
>>62190756We'll see what happens
>>62190772Kek
>>62190772>go on CNBC to act like a huge fag>everyone recognizes that he's acting like a huge fag except the dick riding redditorsLMAOhe could have uhhhhh just not gone on tv and talked to these people if he hates them?kind of a bad look when you get called out live for the terms of your pay package and you response is a non-sequiturreddit (You) will of course eat it up though LMAO
>>62190781>go to /GME/ to act like a huge fag>everyone recognizes that he's acting like a huge fag except the dick riding redditorsLMAOhe could have uhhhhh just not gone to /GME/ and talked to these people if he hates them?
>>62190781https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1t45lfb/gme_quietly_scored_a_big_win/Someone on plebbit already explained his moves.
>>62190781>>62190781>78pbtidjust stop. no one will tease you the plan. and going on clown show to make them seethe later sounds fun to me
>>62190794i own more gme than yousorry that me not being a redditnigger like you are upsets you so much LMAO>>62190795outcome 1 destroys shareholders (ryan gets paid)outcome 3 still destroys shareholders (ryan gets paid)outcome 2 would be based and is what i'm speculating (hoping) is going on hereseething fags that get upset at this post are paid to sandbag any gamestop discussion in gametop general>>62190796>too many pbtid is le badpoint in case
I’m personally voting in full accordance with board recommendations because I fully trust the ceo of GameStop, who also happens to be a bbbyq chapter 11 creditor.
>https://youtu.be/-fC2oke5MFg>we'll just uhhhhh issue more stock?
>>62190804https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1t3u76g/the_math_that_doesnt_math_business_justification/Here's another DD from the cringemines.
>>62190794Kek
>>62190804You're tired sarge. Go to bed
>>62190858>https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1t3u76g/the_math_that_doesnt_math_business_justification/That bbbwhy shit gets spammed there too.
>>62190688Checked. While lying is legal for citizens, it is NOT legal for corporations. If you lie in behalf of a corporation it is not only civil damages but also criminal, while lying as a private person has no consequences at all (other than if you liebto law enforcement.)>>62190694>call white person crackerFuck you!>call black person niggerFuck you!>call jew a kikeOY VEY HES MENTALLY ILL JEWISH POLICE BEAT HIM AND JAIL HIM! ME MUM DIED IN THE HOLY AND ME PA WAS A SHOE!https://WW.youtube.com/watch?v=HrWtkaVJRTw
>>62190756>>62190767>>62190781>>62190804>>62190839I'm happy for you or sad that happened idk
Great thread. Loved the ebay announcement, interview memes, dead bathnigger storage, and this 70pbid seething all day.
>RC giving an interview willingly in which be is entirely unable to answer the big questions he is sure to be asked and that he has to have an answer for>Burry sells within days of singing praises and only incoherently explains>Bathniggers interpret all of this somehow as"no ACTUALLY it's about a bbbq merger">I have no idea what the idea with 50% shares + 50% cash is, even if theres a gigadilution in which they'd double the amount of existing shares, the shar eprice still needs to be somewhere at >70 to even come close to the amount of money required AND noone knows where the cash is supposed to come from AND even if it magically happens ebay would be the major shareholder of GMEit's all so tiresome. Please make this make sense to me, I feel like I have lost the big picture
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>>62188183This should be the image MSM uses for RC
>>62190949Try >>>/biz/dbs/
>>62190919>all day Wait until you see what tomorrow has in store
>>62190968>first hour: micro fractal of 25 cents.should be a fun one.
>>62190958Only the institution who bakes threads with the same secure tripcode for over 5 years is allowed to bake…..
>>62190947Your job is to purposely not see the big picture