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>>62185604CUTE CUTE CUTE!We're still in the upswing of this bubble and there's a lot of money to be made!
LITE earnings Tuesday AH
>>62185612idk homes. last week was important and we closed out green but the cacophany of retarded bulls is getting pretty loud
>do you any spare time to talk about how ai isnt happening?
which stocks do i buy to get epstein rizz
>ai is fake. no one is using it to increase productivity.
>M M Michael Burry shorted NVDA
what is a good 100x before eoy
Come to Brazil
>>62185627I look like this and say this.
>>62185631SPY all in
>>62185641Petrobrapp
>>62185641i got burned by this back in the 2010s. im probably ready to get hurt again lol.
>futures
>>62185627That is unironically true though.
>>62185660These guys are awesome.
>>62185660this is even better than that cat fighting the bathtub faucet
>>62185661you dont have to role play the homeless bear
>>62185660and they arent even drunk lol
Give me one reason why I shouldn't short this tranny market with massive leverage tomorrow.
>>62185660>>62185665>>62185669Pandas are fake, look it up
>>62185641>Come to BrazilOnly if I can do cocaine with ronaldinho and dance the samba
>>62185627Whether people are using it is not even the relevant argument. People are using it.The problem with AI is that nobody can monetize it. All these AI companies are trying to create a product that companies become dependent on so that they can enshittify it later, but none of them can actually achieve that.The moment any of them tries to create a closed ecosystem, users go to one of the others, or they run AI locally. This is what people mean when they say there is no path to profitability.You're a bear and you don't even understand why you're bearish.
>>62185687It's just an accelerator. Companies are doing the same thing slightly faster.
Xanadu Quantum Technologies XNDU
>>62185687GOOG and META have successfully been monetizing via making ai ads and skullfucking legacy digital marketing
>>62185689>it's an accelaratorlmao, I would pay good money to watch you tell this to the people in charge of deploying ai in their companies. At best it's something you babysit because your boss is only looking at token burn as a performance metric. Plus it still fucking hallucinates.
>>62185687sorry i dont have any spare change!
>>62185697people hallucinate too and companies employ them lol.
>>62185695This is a bump that will be short-lived. The ad blocking rennaissance is almost upon us as people become more and more furious about AI and especially AI ads.
>>62185604I'm so lonely I need sex so badly.
>>62185704just learn to take the L. meta and goog revenues are not projected to decline any time soon. you dont have to type pure nonsense.
>The ad blocking renaissance is almost upon us as people become more and more furious about AI and especially AI ads.
Ignore coffee and sandwiches tomorrow morning, buy the market dip in LAC and DNN. $3.50-$5.75 stocks with unlimited growth backed by the US Government. Buy $10 a day for a year and hold forever, you will not be disappointed.
>>62185704Adblock use among normies is still crazy low even after all these years.
Kek oil volatility baggies
>>62185703The difference being one's sold as a super genius solution too all business a PhD in your pocket if you will. Instead we have you post sad bobos.
>>62185718You’re being sold as a spum dumpster behind the local Burger King
>>62185703>people hallucinate tooDid you guys see something in the mountains?
>>62185721Yeah, and?
I bought spy calls and eth perps
>>62185715It's just Trump's weekly taco tweet where nothing actually happens.
>>62185712I've been reading what you're been saying about LAC and DNN but I'm curious as to what you see in them. Mining companies in general seem to be in for a tough time with crude oil going up and with it likely to get only worse for a long time. I read how you said that DNN sits on reserves so that they can sell when they want and just cover operating costs in the short term but I don't see the path to explosive profitability.It looks like their success would be contingent in large part upon data centers moving to nuclear energy. There's still so much negative sentiment around nuclear energy though. I would get behind it as a diversification strategy but if their success is indirectly linked to AI, that just concentrates more risk in everyone's portfolio since that's probably where a lot of us are already investing, even for people just DCAing into S&P500 index funds.
>>62185724>Yeah, and?ALL HAIL THE KINGAND GIVE THREE CHEERS SENPAI!...Like, "Hip, hip, hooray"Do his thing for the little kings, like Sling BladeTo the grave, put in work like a slaveOn how to flip scripts on the dipstick brigade
>>62185734My belief is that the split second trade normalizes domestic mining and refining will be abandoned for 3rd world jeet labor as there is nothing our corporate overlords love more than slave labor. They would rather kill their host nations than let go of those precious margins.
>>62185746If there are domestic reserves to be exploited, then I have faith that at worst, foreigners will just be brought in to do the dirty work for lower costs. With respect to the industry as a whole, I don't know that I fear outsourcing as much as I just don't see a path to profitability and even in the long term, I don't see most mining companies beating most other potential investments.
i would pay to lick her snizz
>>62185731Fucking wild that they use paintball guns to evict bears. I like that he has a bear logo on his shirt too although I guess that's his business logo. How lucrative is the business of evicting bears that you have a dedicated venture to it instead of just general animal control?
>>62185761>i would pay to lick her snizzYou lick snizz
>>62185618I know it's all subjective and relative to the feed you've curated/the algo has selected for you, but I pretty much still see nothing but retarded sidelined bear cope anywhere I look. At the very most, the bull/bear ratio is 1:1 and even the bulls I see are only tentatively so and still 50%+ in cash, save for a few based retardmaxxers who giga slammed soxl at the schmicoschmottom and are up 1000% in a month.
>>62185769
>>62185760The US has massive quantities of certain minerals they just don't mine them because of pesky things like environmental regulations and labor laws.
Bros right now it looks like a +10% day on my end.
>>62185604I have seen so many women that look good at this age turn into absolute hambeasts.
>>62185775anybody who actually buys the bull case is fully allocated get outttaa heeeere. there are alot who went to cash and certainly people short but i don't think there's anybody really adding shorts into this which is the important thing. i remember saying to myself the first week of april "i bet nobody is positioned for ATHs" and now i'm almost certain nobody is positioned for new lows. all the hedges came off (there were alot which is why the selloff was so orderly low vol)
>>62185802>manic episode>buys shorts on this marketMany such cases
I shoulda bought intc at 95 last week. Now I don't think it'll dip during open tomorrow... it just won't stop ripping. fuck
should i buy a car off carvana? their stock keeps going up so they must be a pretty good corporation.
>>62185813You should not buy a car at all if you can avoid it. The entire industry is fucked and being sustained by debt and loans that are being stretched longer and longer so that people stay in perpetual negative equity while prices keep increasing.
>>62185813I bought a car off carvana. no complaints. its has the sticker price and you pay the sticker price (I mean there are extra fees but its not like 90s sitcom level bullshit fees). they finance you through their own associated company
>>62185734>>>62185712LAC is the USA's 'hail Mary' play to have Lithium independency and it will not fail. LAC will not fail because it's the US Governments bet. DNN is the same but they have no debt and 1300 bombs worth of reserves. LAC will not ever not be profitable nor will CJJ. 15,000 bombs worth of reserves (DNN and CJJ combined) are not something you bet against. They have close to 25 million lbs of Uranium as a physical reserve, it is a huge amount of loan collateral. It's enough to make 15,000 atomic bombs if that puts '25 million lbs of uranium ore' in perspective.
>>62185739wombats are so based
>>62185850>futures
Mr. Jerome
crybaby niggers mad they booked the cheapest flight they could and FA found out
>>62185813I'd trust CarMax over Carvana.
>>62185846You have given me some food for thought but I still have a feeling that the real profitability will come from countries investing more into the energy sector rather than a heavy demand for more bombs. Also if prices are going to be cyclical, then we might see another repeat of 2007-2008. If that does happen, I guess that now is still a good time to buy but a 20 year recovery is pretty damn rough.
>foreign ministry officials have told the US that it must choose between an "impossible military operation" or a "bad deal" (for the US), setting a 30-day deadline for the US to lift its naval blockade of Iranian portsSo why does the market believe a peace deal is imminent when Iran's new 14-point proposal is asking for maximalist demands and not even willing to negotiate its nuclear program at all now, Iran firmly believes they have all the cards, does the market actually believe Trump will take a terrible deal that accomplishes none of his stated goals while giving up control of the region?
>>62185712some anon explained DNN BVLL THESIS. looks like a good call i might buy 20k worth of it at open
China is already moving onto inexpensive sodium ion batteries and our retarded geriatric zogslave government is still chasing last-gen lithium ion tech. This country has no future. Nigga, just use salt.
>>62185853>North American Lithium stocks
Im going to sell some time in may and go away
>>62185885Iran can't beat a naval blockade. Their economy depends on getting oil out the straight. Its a complete US victory and the market is pricing in the inevitable Iran capitulation.
>>62185900>Iran can't beat a naval blockade. Their economy depends on getting oil out the straight. Its a complete US victory and the market is pricing in the inevitable Iran capitulation.
>>62185900Well Iran has set a 30 day deadline, so we'll see because it seems like the US will either need to take a bad deal or the war will resume and in the meantime the strait remains shut for another month, at least
>>62185900What if they're willing to stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent?
>>62185900it's a spiritual war. they have a reason to resist because jews will annihilate them betraying every trust they give. or they can be like christcucks, and let the enemy overrun you because they made you have feefees.
>>62185904Oil is 18% as of 2021.
>>62185885They can't do shit and aren't in a position to be making demands. The US spent 20 years doing dumb shit in Iraq. I think they can blockade a single waterway.
>>62185927They can destroy the energy infrastructure in the region
>>62185882Lithium and Uranium will never not be profitable in your or my lifetime. DNN and LAC are the entry points for this and probably the last time we can enter into that and profit. Beyond mere economics i like holding DNN and CCJ because i can legitimately say to any normie 'my companies have 15,000 atomic bombs worth of Uranium, how is working at a gas station working out for you?'
Get your money out of the market.It's fucking over. He knows it is. You know it is, and don't want to admit it.
>>62185712So what's the bull thesis on both of these? Expected price target and over what time frame?
>>62185913Good opinion. What's your ytd return on your 4 fig robinhood account?
>>62185936This old bitch doesn't know shit. His time is up.He's livin' in the past.
>>62185898If you really think there will be a collapse in May then you should probably get out now instead of trying to fucking time it perfectly
>>62185944>Americans are winning in Iran>patronizing to otherslol, lmao.
>>62185904every other industry is not all reliant on oil at all?
/nu/smg is so kiked and retarded it hurts
squeeze as much fantasy into the weekend as you can bobo. tomorrow reality hits (again) and resumes writing the script.
>>62185970vaguepost award
>>62185970agreed
>>62185615Is it too late?
>>62185615it ran up like a bitch. Probably a sell the news but who knows
>>62185970Its always been liked and retarded, but at least most of the obnoxious posters have gone away.
In a few hours there will be wild and predictable swings on Monday. No matter if you are rich or a poorfag, spend $10-15 to buy some DNN or LAC. Just buy a few shares everyday for a few years and it will be worth it.
>>62185987nusmiggers don't remember how many godawful namefags and schizos we've had to put up with over the years
>Futures>https://youtu.be/by2Ynz64rsQ?si=kSaZSzLQ7xKUcKd6I've got a date with this cute mexican girl that has a major dumptruck ass and hourglass waist, wish me luck tomorrow
>>62185975>>62185987>>62186003Nu/smg/ has no soul. It's just plebbit transplants and shills spouting the most hardcore normalnigger conformist opinions possible.
>>62185987>most of the obnoxious posters have gone away.no Im still here
>>62186031>frog tourist >nuNaturally. They'd know best. Such non-conformists you see. They don't conform. Not even once.
>>62185970/smg/ was much better pre 2022. It's not all that great nowadays. I mostly lurk, I don't even bother to read all the comments anymore. I really screwed up not making it back then.
>>62186051Frog website
>>62186031vague again
>>62186051>frog tourist /biz/ is a frog board
>>62186077>>62186059I've been told there are non-conformists here. Very cool.
I once visited another board for a specific question, posted a frog and got dozens of insults. I thought everybody loved frogs. They made me feel so out of place.
>>62186095It was it a fed/plebbit board like /k/?>tfw you remember when /k/ used to be based
>>62186095/a/ would do this
>>62186101there used to be one loser on /ck/ that spent 10+ years monitoring every single thread for any frog posting, and when he detected one, he would reply "dumb frogposter"
>>62186102i hate /a/ so muchi love anime though that's teh thing
>>62186104holy based, king.
>>62186109people just ignored him and continued posting frogs. He only replied once and left because he was busy monitoring every single thread.
Alien disclosure is coming. Picture is AI gen'd but the disclosure this summer is legit.Main problem governments are trying to plan for is disruption from hardcore religious elements, grifters, midwits and low IQs, etc. This is why energy lockdowns, digital IDs and internet restrictions and so on are coming soon. Iran war is just a cover, eliminating birds with one stone (get rid of Shia extremist power center and excuse for global energy lock down).So how do we profit off of this?
>>62186114I hope you're right, anon. I just assume that if Aliens are real, they might have some answers about what the hell is the meaning of all this. Like why the hell there is something instead of nothing. I just need answers.
>>62186114
>>62186114>1pbtid self-fulfilling prophecy glowpostget a job
>>62186114>Alien disclosure is coming
>>62186117that's not an anon it's a literal glowie :/
>Soon after Trump's comments, the United Kingdom Maritime Trade Operations agency said a tanker had reported being hit by unknown projectiles in the strait.>It was not immediately clear which countries the U.S. operation would aid or how the operation would work. It will not necessarily include U.S. Navy ships escorting commercial shipsLOL, the US escort which should be currently happening doesn't seem to exist, yet again
>>62186031>no soulI believe it after the last thread where that guy was complaining that people were making fun of him after blowing up his portfolio like this some fucking hug box
>>62186117I'm pretty sure they taught us in the past, but the majority have forgotten. You can find remnants in Buddhist and Hermetic thinking. Consciousness and computability are fundamental to reality (panpsychist model), matter and energy are emergent (Wheeler's "It from Bit"), God and the Multiverse are the same thing. It's not the Christian-Jewish conception of God. We're all a part of reality, and therefore a part of God. Our purpose is just to observe and enjoy the ride. That's it.Alan Watts was right.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEA5umtGHKE
>>62185627Show me one (I) shift in the PPC made possible by AI.One major discovery or real gain, other than in a share price simply by saying "we do AI" now.A single major increase in either tangible physical goods or intellectual capital that was only possible through the use of AI.Show me 1.A wheeled cart could carry the load of 10 men on day 1.A plow ready the fields of 2 o 3.A cotton gin could shit out the the labor of 20 slaves.As far as you cultists have shown, the only evidence is that AI can shit out copies of art, emails, and spam news articles.
Any good earnings plays for the week? I had Twilio calls last week, but sold before earnings because I had 60% profit. Looking to yolo some money on some good calls.
>>62186114If you took AP US History and got a 4 or 5 (not) tretard, you'd know that UFOs were a soviet ploy to clog up US reporting networks and law enforcement.Later they were co opted by glowies as a carrot to lead schizos away from skunkworks.In covid they got employed as a means of calming the proles.The literal poster boy for the modern UFO craze and leader of the disclosure push Elizondo is an ex CIA disinfo agent and this is public knowledge public on wikipedia.Stop being retarded.
>>62186147alphafold
>>62186114will Aliens touch the wall, too?
there's too many things i want to buy, how do i even settle which to buy, they all look so promising!>>62186095we have a few losers that just lose their shit every time an anime girl is posted, then they samefag since there are no ID's. you know what we do? we post even more anime girls kek!
>>62186155That's not an LLM.
>>62186158No. They're going to keep their distance until after the cyclical catastrophe that certain elites also know about comes to pass.
This market better crash, I'm still mostly in cash
>>62186155>i dont know how to readShow me one medication made possible due to alphafold or one mechanism of action discovered for how the folding itself takes placeprotip: you cant.in spite of all the revolutionary claims it "produces" nothing.RXRX for example is two companies in one that have been leaders for forever in medical ML and have imaged billions of compounds and continue to daily with robotic experimentthey've produced nothing between the two of them in over a decade, not a single FDA approved drug, and every compound in their drug pipeline has been known about for 40 years.
>late night boomer schizopostingBearish>>62186183>t. Buffett
>>62185704It boggles my mind how few people block ads these days
Paradoxically, the more accurate AI becomes, the less certain we are about what accuracy means. Precision detaches from truth when truth is defined by consensus, and consensus is shaped by systems trained on consensus.
>>62185904This is misleading. They cant trade without oil either. Their currency is becoming worthless. They heavily rely on exports going through strait not all oil. Nobody will do business with them do to sanctions. Iran is completely cucked.
>>62186186> install an ad blocker on my wife's browser> install sponsorblock too since she watches youtube a lot> she uninstalls both because she wants to support creatorsI'll never understand
>>62186195Beatings would fix it
>>62186192We are living in a post-truth world. Real things will be called fake. Fake things will be claimed as real.
>>62186177who said anything about LLMs>>62186147you wanted a single major increase in intellectual capital, so alphafold. FDA being lazy bastards is another topic, a transformer could predict the perfect drug tomorrow and it would still take a decade for it to be publically available
>>62186195beat your wife, if you don't know why, she does
>>62186196
>>62186138>“U.S. military support to Project Freedom will include guided-missile destroyers, over 100 land and sea-based aircraft, multi-domain unmanned platforms, and 15,000 service members,” Centcom said in the statement, posted on social media.
bitcoin 80k
>wake up>bears raped again
>>62186209there's always next weekend in /smg/ though
>>62186138Lmao they ran out of ideas so now they're recycling nonsense from the first week of the war. And dumb algos will believe it again.
>>62186214you realize we're opening at all time highs? how is this vindication for you? explain to me how you being fractally wrong and losing, either directly or through opportunity cost, makes you joyful?the fog of delusional nonsense is so thick here lol
>>62186214when they give their plan a codename it means shit is actually happening
>>62186219Its a new paradigm, bears celebrate a +0.30% day now.
So the strait has been closed for weeks, yet how many commercial ships were sank? Zero? This "closure" is so fake and gay lmao
>>62186223It's called the "closure," not the "sinking"
>>62186225If ships are going through and not being sank then theres no closure LMAO
>>62186198Alphafold was made on a shoestring budget. The thing we're spending trillions of dollars on is LLMs.
it's Monday 9:30am in Tehran rn so I imagine project freedom is or will be in effect
>>62186223>>62186225>>62186231They've sunk about 20 ships at this point, and there's no naval traffic besides to Iranian allies. What kind of gay, retarded, zogged cope is this?
>>62186234how many freed ships today we expecting?
>>62186197If meaning can be generated without intention, then intention itself may be an aftereffect of meaning. This suggests that human thought is an emergent artifact of patterns we have mistaken for agency. So AI is not artificial intelligence but artificial confirmation, reinforcing the illusion that understanding precedes articulation.
>>62186241None. The orange zogslave is fishing for an excuse to restart the war.
>>62186231the money is going to infrastructure that is "AI agnostic" not just compute for LLMs, but yes better hope the investment will keep materializing
>>62186241No clue but trump said the project would start Monday morning Iran time which is now
>>62186239Iranian "navy" doesn't count, retard.
Buy a few shares of LAC and DNN Monday and hold them for a decade. Even if it is only 1-2 shares a day or week just do it. Stack them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hap9dOyy0NM
>>62186246No, it's only usable for LLMs because those GPUs had their FP64 capabilities completely gimped so they can have higher LLM inference throughput. You AI shoeshine boy baggies have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, about literally fucking anything. Shut the fuck up and stop running your mouth about shit that you don't understand.
>>62186249What kind of jewish pilpul cope is this? The strait is closed because Iran has been sinking oil tankers that try to pass. They just struck two more in the last few hours.
Im long copper, REEs, energy, and bonds and I'm having a great time
>>62186261If they are sinking so many, why not give some sources for that? Surely it would be all over the news!
>>62186219Mumu, you're supposed to be memeward-looking. Each additional day of this nonsense is only ensuring my victory. Oh but don't worry, we'll go to 8000, they decided it. I'm not shorting yet.
Gureto newsu everyone! In Korea it's another day of merciless PUMPING! +4.8%!Korean currency is also PUMPING!
>>62185604Would it be a bad idea to buy g*mestop at opening to account for the hype of them buying eBay? I feel like I could buy a bunch and then sell it on that pump for a solid 10-20% gain off of the cult's hype. Would that be a good idea? Or you think the hype is already priced in?
>>621862681 tugboat was sunk
>>62186268Here you go, kike:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ships_attacked_during_the_2026_Iran_war
>>62186257remember 6 months ago you were going to defeat the jews by buying silver? how did that go?>>62186271>future victoryi made 200k last month, bird in hand as they say.>>62186272thank you for this dispatch from reality
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/two-die-respiratory-illness-outbreak-164233931.html>Three die on Atlantic cruise ship from suspected hantavirus: WHO>Hantaviruses are spread by rodents, in particular through contact with their droppings, urine or salivanew COVID on the horizon. it's so over...
>>62186279Bullsisters... not like this ...
>>62186272If North Korea had a single publicly traded company i would devote my life's savings to FOMOing into it.
>>62186274I bet it had oil on it!!!>>62186275>attacked>claimed>unknown>unknown>unknown>Source: IRCGIMAGINE BELIEVING STRAIT UP PROPOGANDAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAA
>>62186279WTF hentaivirus just like in H mangos. The future looks bright. But short condom companies.
The anon from the previous thread is right though. ChatGPT/Claude are intentionally neutered to not provide anything more than basic financial advice and use terrible sources. This is probably where an open source LLM like DeepSeek would be more useful as its training data would be curated to have higher quality sources and have almost no safeguards.
>>62186283Truly insane cope. Those sunk tankers are more real than the holocaust.
>>62186291your source lists zero sunk tankers
>>62186283cope & seethehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKB6XqmgCB4https://www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/iran-caused-extensive-damage-us-military-bases-publicly-known-rcna331853
>>62186257what GPUs, your toy 4090? the hardware in current infra being built is perfectly suited for HPC workloads
>market just ripping endlessly with no pullback>even bitcoin looks like it'll break out to 100k againI notice, with resignation, whenever I am mostly out of the market and making minimal gains is when the market really runs.
>>62186203They also said there's no "escort" the Trump post said "guiding" ships they are not going to escort ships through the strait, they're hoping to encourage ships to attempt to go through the strait and then "guide" them, two already tried and were attacked by Iran
They took everything from me
>>62185615I think this is the second time I've seen it mentioned here. smg/ always on top of the next big thing huh.>>62185618Yeah the subjective "IT JUST GOES UP YOU SILLY BEAR" noise from redditors and that tranny with the lum pic definitely gives pause.
>>62186300I hope you're schizo or something because there's zero confirmation on anything yet
Later this year... history will repeat...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Pa6i-EKmk
>>62186298tell us when you get back in and when you get out
>>62186203>The US military will begin guiding stranded ships through the oil trade chokepoint today, though a US official said the initiative is not an escort missionPer CNN, even the market manipulator from Axios, Barak Ravid, concedes it's not an escort
ooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62186304All reports say it's not an actual escort, Trump also never said escort he said "guide"
>>62186309Escort doesn't mean anything. The pertinent details of what will be used have abp. If you're claiming centcoms statement is a nothingburger you're a schizo
>>62186315It is a nothingburger, two ships were already attacked after Trump's post, ships aren't going to risk leaving the strait, the US can't do anything, if anything this will just result in the war resuming
Things are looking very bullish to me
>>62186316There's zero confirmation any ships are getting or have gotten intel from the project yet
>>62186321It started this morning in the Gulf, this operation is supposed to have been happening for hours now, retard
>>62186323No we not know anything other than it starting sometime Monday morning Iran time. There have been zero reports of any ships working with the project yet. These ships will be receiving safe passage routes.
Swedish market about to open. This is it. My last chance. It’s been closed since Thursday. Now is the final countdown
>>62186326When the IRGC attacks them? Will the US attack the IRGC? Surely that won't lead to hostilities resuming
>>62186328They've successfully attacked defenseless civilian tankers. Now they're going to be dealing with missiles and planes. Iran can't do shit.
is "share price doesn't matter" really true?
>>62186323>It started this morning in the GulfI am the US Navy escort now
>>62186295I'm sure that'll buff right out.
>>62186335Iran has MANPADS, they shot down the F-15E and A-10 with them, they can shoot down helicopters and aircraft over the Persian Gulf, Iran can also wipe out the energy infrastructure in the Gulf causing an economic crash
>>62186295>>62186338No risks to shipping here!
>>62186338>>62186339Iran can't even open their own ports. They can't get past or deter the usn blockades. Now they're also going to be dealing with guided missiles. They're completely and utterly cucked
>>62186295>>62186338>>62186342>>62186343The strait is open, goy!
>>62186347cope
>>62186343An Iranian super tanker carrying $220 million worth of crude managed to get out
>>62186295>>62186338>>62186342>>62186343>>62186347Don't believe your lying eyes, goy, Iran can't threaten shipping lanes.
>>62186295>>62186338>>62186342>>62186343>>62186347>>62186350>>62186353Hormuz is open, you antisemite!
>>62186351>source: Twitter wow great
>>62186358Tankertrackers is a maritime intelligence company you dense nigger, clueless retard, kill yourself
>>62186359k but theres zero proof in your source the tanker actually did anything other than be spotted
>>62186359It's an israeli government shillbot.
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Bears are coping so hard ITT fucking kek
>>62186360Iran operates a hub off the coast of Indonesia/Malaysia which they use to do ship-to-ship transfers of oil to China, hence the post mentions its rendezvous point off the coast of Indonesia, you're a clueless nigger who needs to shut his mouth
>>62185627>>62185661I made a stock screener with chatgpt in about 2 hours. I am also making a mobile game with basically zero programming experience and zeronUniry experience and itnis turning out to look pretty decent after about 30 hours. I haven't written a single line of code and I barely understand the code it is wirting at all. I just tell it to nitate everything thoroughly and it does. I just tell it what to do. I'm not even using a coding AI like claude code and chatgpt can juggle my 10+ scripts that it created and iterates when I tell it to. It tells me.how to do everything. Copy and paste errors, it fixes them. Sure, I have to catch some things on my own, but it's actually pretty amazing, probably AI's most useful area.
>>62186297>HPC>without good FP64Shut the fuck up retard, kek.
>>62186365there is major freaking war going on causing a global energy crisis idiot... what a great time to invest in an already overpriced market
>>62186368Iran shadow fleets have been spotted all over the place. They get tracked down and turned around.
I realise you people just want to talk geopolitics. But is Berkshire a good buy right now? It has had a bad year so the stock price has gone down and it sits on a lot of money that could give the stock a boost once they start buying
>>62186373Just wait for the US to load up those tankers? There is no global energy crisis, only a short term supply shock.
>>62186372what GPUs pseud nigger? H100, H200, Blackwell, AMD ones are all good
>>62186375buffett is on the way out. Im sure they would be buying their own stock if they thought it was undervalued. Best way through a bear market is cash. I personally wouldnt buy anything right now that isnt a swing trade
>>62186374>All over the paceNo you dumb nigger, their main and furthest destination is their hub off the coast of Malaysia/Indonesia where they do ship-to-ship transfers with China as I already said, China buys 90% of Iran's oil, other than that they export to India, so their ships are not "all over the pace" and no this has not been turned around and will not, the US is not operating in the territorial waters of other nations, this ship will deliver its cargo to a Chinese tanker
>>62186378Greg Abel is buying his own stock though, even pledging to use his pay as CEO to buy it
>>62186377Modern Nvidia GPUs have completely gimped FP64. They're not useful for anything besides deep learning.
>>62185896Yeah I know the US needs some lithium, but shouldn't they focus more on building manufacturing back so they can mass produce the battery tech they themselves invented?>>62186277>made 2 years of my salary in a monthHow?
>>62186382oh wow, i wasnt tapped in to this. i didnt notice the leadership change. Is he personally buying it or is berkshire purchasing their own stock? I dont personally consider the CEO buying his company's stock unless its at market price. he may very well be getting his stock through awards or options which just isnt the same.
>>62186380>Iran gets a morsel here and therewow anyway
>>62186382>>62186386oh wow, berkshire is doing share buybacks right now. good find.
>>62186386>The firm repurchased $235 million of stock in the first quarter, according to the earnings report. >The company had already disclosed that it purchased $226 million in stock on March 4, so this means it only slightly increased its buying as the quarter came to a close.Shareholders seem upset they didn't do more aggressive buybacks and didn't mention future oneshttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/03/berkshire-ceo-greg-abel-earns-solid-first-scorecard-after-first-annual-meeting.html
>>62186383consumer cards yes but H100 and H200 both deliver 34 tflops of FP64, B200 double that or so
how crazy would it be if don ended a 60 day SMO because of the time limit and the war went back hot just two days later after opening up a new SMO project freedom
>we’ve entered the golden bull run and there are still bears
>>62186391I doubt they will stop honestly. nothing was attractive to buffett, notihng looks attractive to abel, investing in themselves seems like a no brainer. they are an investment firm, you cant make it anymore obvious.
>>62186395FP64 TFLOPs per watt and per dollar are still awful on their server GPUs compared to AMD.
>>62186398To answer your earlier question Greg Abel bought $15 million worth of Class A shares, not common stock
>>62185604Why do people jerk off over Soundhound again? Is there any merit to it or just another pump and dump?
>>62186403is that soundhound in the OP?
Slurped Xiaomi
>>62186405Soon slurpable
>>62186403the other speech software fucking blows dick.>hey shazam what's this song>i dont knowfucking great product
who said sandisk at 600 was overvalued?shit is at 1300 almost??
>>62186411I did
>>62186402i really dont know, the CEO and share repurchasing is a good sign. Maybe look at TA next. the war chest is interesting. I suppose alot of people are waiting to see what they start buying before they buy or sell. that goes beyond the company, im curious what they think. they sure as heck dont believe in AI lol
>>62186338>>62186347>>62186353>>62186356this is AI
It would be funny if we didn't get a dip for the middle east again. The next dip could be another short term crisis.
>>62186419you're AI
>>62186419The copes keep on flowing.
>>62186342Interesting one, it clearly blows up under the sealine. So either a mine, or worse, a seadrone like Ukraine uses to cuck out the russian ships on the black sea.
>>62186427So how many tankers were sank again?>0okie dokie
I'm all cash now, so the mumus are probably going to have a great day. Perhaps I'll buy a couple shares of random meme stocks to entertain myself while I wait
>>62186418Might be good hedge against a potential AI bubble if one is pretty deep into that?
Expanding my positions a little again in case this dipshit market runs to 7500 s and p by june so I don't get totally priced out if it keeps moving higher. If not and it fills the gap, then whatever.>>62186306Alright here's your queue to sell.>>62186323>>62186321does it matter at all.The market has been bulling upwards forever for a month without giving a shit about oil.
>AMD>Games Workshop>China>NorwayProve me wrong
>>62186411there are still people saying that even though their revenue will likely top 76 billion next year.>it's cyclicalI could have cyclically had a million in 9 months if I wasn't listening to the dumbest investment community on the internet after reddit and stocktwits.
>>62186420>NEW COVID>RATS SPREADING IT IN THEIR POOPThis will somehow be the shock that cause sthe market to go down.
>>62186411i still never got a real explanation for why it went up so much
>>62186440Down for a few days before going back up.
>>62186442>daysWe'll have a panic selloff. Down 5% in a week.
>>62186435i just dont really feel like the AI bubble is going to only hurt the ones investing it in. I think most of the stock market will tank. Just look at the beta. every index just moves where the tech companies move. When they dump, so does the market. If every stock is tumbling, there isnt any reason to own anything. The best way through a bear market is cash. If berkshire knows this and follows suit, why own a company that owns treasuries and not the treasuries yourself? This does hinge on the market dumping as AI does, which seems plausible. its the only thing propping it up at this point. most stocks look expensive and macroeconomics look rougher ever year.
>>62186438>the dumbest investment community on the internet after reddit and stocktwits.ceo.ca?
>>62186446Yeah! I Have Come Back With A Better Credit Card!
>the Joint Maritime Information Center said Monday that the U.S. had set up an “enhanced security area” south of typical shipping routes and urged mariners to coordinate closely with Omani authorities “due to anticipated high traffic volume.” The strait sits between Iranian and Omani territory.
>>62186445>The best way through a bear market is cash. If berkshire knows this and follows suit, why own a company that owns treasuries and not the treasuries yourself?I'm probably just going to leave it in VMFXX for now
heh, KPOP etf destroying benchmarks when will it ever stop??
>>62186445Being smart doesnt prevent you from being wrong babe. In a weird way it can even lead you wronger. Wish you would trust me, it is very difficult watching you do this.
>GME turning into a LBO meme stock hybridis this bealish or burrish?
>>62186453So just north of Oman using the same route that French and Japanese ship exited from a few weeks ago which means the US didn't clear any mines
>>62186430and thats a good thing you really want all that freaking oil in the gulf
>>62186474>here's a safe route>they didn't clear any mines!?
>>62186481yeah, they left a safe path near their coast so they can let their allies through and shoot rockets at everyone else. They let everyone through for a little while at the start of the ceasefire
>>62186481It's a route that's been safely used numerous times before, including by Maltese cruise ships when those 20 odds ships broke out when Araghchi posted the strait was open, so given that it's clear that area is not mined
>>62185932Lithium should drop a bit when silicon-carbide batteries become prevalent. They contain even more lithium than lithium-ion batteries, but they don't have "lithium" in the name which is very important for lithium prices.
>>62186496We get it
>>62186365On the contrary I'm really annoyed to be sitting on my hands with only 60% of my port deployed because I have to hedge the orange retard. I should be balls deep in this earnings season.
>>62186445If you keep this thread open i will give you a write up on brk in a few hours. I would say it is not a good stock, but knowing what you hold, it would be an upgrade for you if you put your whole portfilio into it
>>62186505>>jannies asleeplooks like they woke up
BAKING
>>62186446>>62186473>>62186487why is he always consuming something
>>62186509You better not
>>62186511whats the problem
Uh, SCOTTY BUSSY? HELPSOMETHING WENT WRONG
>>62186514should bake with an anime pic
>>62186517Oil market finally stopped listening to Trump's bullshit announcements
Walter Bloomberg Will save US in one hours and a half and oil Will crash
not baking something came up
>>62186522nah m8 as soon as a few ships travel safely oil goes to $0 doubly so if Iran tries to attack and gets rekt
>>62186533>if Iran tries to attack and gets rektwhat propaganda does to the brain
>>62186536what Iran getting cucked by the naval blockade does to the brain
>>62186539how exactly? it's americans about to die to drones in 4k
>>62186468>>62186468Thots?
>>62186543yeah sure that's why they critically hit the blockade for 0 dmg
>>62186522Hovering at a mere 100 bucks, it still does though. Only once it's at 120 we can say it stopped listening to fake news.
>>62186545there is no blockade lil bro. pool's closed and the usa had to send actual troops to die. there's no propaganda left to issue
>>62186547you're going to watch Iran's toy boats get destroyed in 4k
>>62185911Its only irrational if irans incentive was economic not cultural and militarily, which as the IRGC seems to be the ones calling the shots the current situation is not irrational at all >>62185927Iran is the most formidable enemy America has fought since it fought china in the Korean War, this is the thing everyone forgets
>>62186549and the usa didn't do it bfore because?
>>62186552yeah why don't they just blow up everything all the time why didn't they think of that are they stupid
>>62186549The fact they have been visibly mining it from satellite for the past 2 weeks with no US response makes me doubt this
what's with the blatant american propaganda before monday open? do jews want to dump bags before dead zogbots hit the news?
>>62186554They're letting Iran waste their mines. They already have a secure route for ships to take.
>>62186556Even Barack (new peace deal news before market open) ravid said on CNN today that he believes the negotiations cannot be bridged and that a resumption of armed conflict is likely
>>62186558>They already have a secure route for ships to take.the one right next to the Iranian coastline?
>>62186558Yeah… through Iran
>>62186553exactly. if the usa could have prevented some who knows what nation from carrying out an actual attack on oil supply lines they would. it's been up for a minute. men will die, prices will go up for the masses and a lot of jews got wealthy
>>62186561>>62186562It's south of typical shipping routes near Oman it was posted about an hour ago
>>62186567You mean where Iranian gunboats where captured laying mines?
>>62186570Not according to their intel which can easily detect mines
>>62186571The same one that said it was being mined?
also the fed literally printed billions, there's no outcome from those events where stock markets don't get dumped by actual wealthy cohorts>>62186567>the government doesn't lie
lmao the government is keeping stocks up before zogbots die precisely because they'll die anyway
>>62186573do you understand that there can both be mines in the strait and a safe route to take simultaneously or do you need another drool rag
>>62186578>>62186578>>62186578
Just found out Anna-Nicole Smith has a 19yo daughterSo.... you guys think
>>62186579>believe ((posts)) goy>you'll always know everything goykeep pushing the latest talking point mr fedbot, no one will dump on open
>>62186582Yes I do… If you keep slurping she’ll be yours
>>62186584>no one will dump on opensounds like a tanker will hit a mine trying to run the straight and dump tons of crude in the gulf on open
>>62186584right I should believe anon who both knows nothing and has no sources instead good point another drool rag sire
>>62186593it's your money
>>62186436>queuecue
>>62186589nevermind looked it up, it was E Pierce Marshall's heirs who got the billions.
>>62185604>stock
>>62186605get in line
>>62186445so anyways berkshire has to keep a defensive stance, they are not only an insurer but a reinsurer, they have constant catastrophe risk on their books. this forces them into more conservative securities that have very deep liquidity, so your take of them as an investment bank really isn't true, it's a financial institution but it's on the opposite end of the spectrum of what an investment bank does, they clean up messes mostly.the most important thing about berkshire right now though is their ownership of bnsf. there was a major east-west rail merger, when before us rail was split into 4 quadrants basically, bnsf handles the southwestern corridor, but now that there's a cross country carrier, they have to either divest, which will be extremely difficult and i don't think they want to do, or buy another railroad, which the market is aware of and they are going to demand a very high price, otherwise that asset will eventually become a drag as it gets outcompeted by union pacific. berkshire is in a bad spot right now, loaded with legacy businesses in an investment boom. but if you really are bearish but want to stay in the game, it's the right bet for you. you know i feel differently though dear.
>>62186219>print money>use it to buy treasuries no one wants to hold anyway because of all your printing (but also being heinously in debt and unable to afford raising rates) that literally underperform Sub Saharan African stocks>nuke reserve requirements>celebrate your amazing effective policy initiative
also,>futures
>>62186779excuse me,>futures
>>62186784i look like this and do this
