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> futures
>SOXL 155
>>62194374green dildos
How do I get a girlfriend? I can seem to make any girls like me
I don't understand options.
>SNDK is only up 5% after hoursDamn, it's over. At least I made 5€ in today's euromillions.
>trump taco Tuesday againthis fucker backtrack more than the threats he makes. how powerful is iran to keep making this kike cocksucker to keep doing this?
>>62194399He's just really fucking stupid. Best he can give you is a concept of a plan.
So who is trump actually "negotiating" with in Iran? seems like the IRGC commander unilaterally took military action and the part of the Iranian government that was negotiating had no control over them????
AMD
>Project freedom cancelled!Hold on to your cock and balls because it’s go time tomorrow
DIP AND LET GET IN DRAM FFS
trust the plan
>LAC getting 1/2 it's market cap in annual sales in Q3 2028 just as Phase !>You didn't skip that morning coffee and buy a couple of shares every day like i told you>2028: You are stealing dollar store solar yard lights hoping the battery isn't a Ni-Cad to sell for you next meal>They aren't>You could have listened but you didn't
>WHY WON'T HE BUY GRRR
SOXL is legitimately the best financial instrument ever created for the market.
>>62194407>So who is trump actually "negotiating" with in Iran?Nobody. It's bullshit.
>>62194407It's just Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio doing an Iranian accent from a phone in another room.
I enjoy owning Berkshire stocks. It feels nice knowing that Warren Buffett cares and thinks about me.
>>62194422
>the future
ibkr is shilling me this. mega top signal
I can't believe I bought ANET. The one AI play that shits the bed in the middle of AI mania. How is it possible to be this unlucky? I could have bought Super Micro Computer, a complete scam company that breaks the law openly.
Either the GDP of the United States is about to double or the value of the stock market is about to be cut in half.Which one do you think it will be, /biz/?
>>62194419>tfw fell for the wrong scam stock >GAUZ instead of GRRRWith Jews you lose
Thank you for your top signal OP. I am making money too fast, but it's not hit my price target, so as a good little cultist I will hold
>>62194423>>62194425literally hours before they said there were a 100 tankers lined up ready to come out and now this what on earth is he doing? 1 he folded under pressure2 they do not want to be engaging Iranian forces yet due to the war powers limit being reached and need to find a way to reset the 60 day timer
>>62194440gdp boutta finna double double baby
>>62194407>So who is trump actually "negotiating" with in Iran?The super-kosher new regime not yet implemented but to be implemented any day now but a mere fortnight tops.I unironically believe that the situation is this maximum retardo.
>>62194435The new paradigm talk is starting
>>62194440SP500 does business all over the world today though lol
>>62194440CUTCUTCUT!
>OIL below $100
>>62194440I feel like people can imagine a euphoric sci fi future (and maybe AI does improve productivity dramatically) but the market is going just a bit too ahead of itself imo
>>62194442Its never too late to become the gorillionaire you were born to be.
>>62194425kek
>>62194444nice quads but don't you think that's a little paranoid babe? practice some optimism.
listen to ranshieeeeeeet
What are we buying tommorow boys?I threw 8 grand yesterday into MU, GOOG, AMD, AAPL, took a break today, but I might put another 2 grand in tomorrow to buy some more MU.
>>62194455I'll bite, what makes you so confident in GRRR other than them scoring a deal with indians?
should i just lump sum $16k into baka or keep holding on to a hopium dip that trump won't taco again for a few weeks?
>>62194416>Pioneer>DenburyAnon has done his homework.
>>62194462More SNDK, SOUN if I'm feeling like a gamble, and more PL if it dumps.
>>62194440the market has learned there's nothing to fear. if the market shows even the SLIGHTEST bit of trouble, they know the government and FED will intervene to prop it up no matter the cost. we'll still probably get a pullback to like 600, but once they turn the money printer on hyperdrive it's back up
I think we are going to see KOSPI have a historic 1 day performance in 30 min
>>62194472yeah ok
When do I sell?
>>62194388I long believed that it was due to my autism but I've met multiple men who are more autistic than me, like the unaware type yet they have girlfriends. My new theory is that it's ironically caused by mild autism. When you are past a certain level of autistic DGAF you just come across as weird and quirky. But me, I just come across as a tryhard creep. Either that or you're short.
Seems oil is barely reacting to these tacos anymore
>>62194462nothing because it doesn't matter how much you tell me AMD, INTC, MSFT, SNDK and MU are gonna run up based on earnings I don't buy candles that are literally 100% straight up with no pullbacks.Plus I set a buy for some bullshit on sunday, forgot about canceling it and now it's down and I'm mad.
>>62194478Stocks only go up.
Anyone else worshipping at the altar of OWL?
>>62194462I will wait 'til friday. Things are still very volatile and trump might want banan
Continued Hormussy faux happenings are just Ghalibaf and his clique just trying to pump the oil price w few dollars to harvest the insider trading gain, right?
Advanced Money Dispenser
>>62194399taco right on time. I made sure to cash out this time lol. Hopefully oil will recover in time for SHEL earnings call on Thursday right?
>>62194453remember when trump saying the war was over in early may made it drop by 10% and now this makes down 2% the taco has lost a lot of power, this disruption has gone on for so long that we may be nearing a time when the blockade being lifted and a peaceful being signed means very little
>>62194486i own OWL, BX, and ARES. with shares 50% off i dont mind if asset growth slows for a few quarters.
intense emotional pain
I've spent the last month trying to find a short term 1-2 year bear case for MU and Hynix/Samsung unsuccessfully. the classic memory and semis bear case requires demand to revert to the mean when capex normalizes, but it seems capex isn't going to normalize as long as the buyers like your googles, your metas, your amazons etc see the unit economics of agentic deployment as accretive to their core businesses. they don't even care at this point about the extra 20b capex because for example if amazons ASCS that was just announced captures 5% over 5 years with agentic inference handling routing/forecasting/customer operations, that's 50b+ of incremental high margin revenue from one product line. they just want more HBM before their competitors do. as for the tech side the dense frontier transformers aren't going anywhere, and the efficiency arguments like KV cache compression, MoE routing, FP4 quantization, speculative decoding are real but getting eaten by workload growth faster than they're produced. reasoning models burn lots more more tokens per query, context went from 8k to 1M+, agents do multi turn tool calls where each turn is a full inference pass, like an example of jevons. the vectors that could actually bend the curve like compute in memory aka PIM killing bandwidth round trips, 16 high HBM4 stacking reducing stack count per system, FP4 cutting effective memory pressure 30%+ are individually absorbed and collectively don't compound until 2027/2028. PIM specifically isn't even in the Rubin generation and JEDEC standardization is slow as hell, realistic timeline for material impact is 2028+. until then buyers want more than they can get, suppliers can't ramp fast enough, and the architectural disruption that would actually change the picture is 18-24 months from mattering at minimum.so line go up for now, anyone who can tell me I'm wrong and retarded with good arguments?
>>62194426Warren doesn't care about BRK.B peasants.
>>62194388ah well you'll have to die alone you piece of shit
>>62194417thaken my pass
>signed into law 4 days ago>EVERYONE MUST PLAY IN THE CASINO (SING UP FOR YOUR $1000 NOW!)Are you ready to admit that Donald Roosevelt is not a conservative now SMG?Now that we have Hussein Obamas ACA plan: Stock Market Edition?Or will you continue to cope?
>>62194440This was shot down on Reddit who pointed out that the market is global now.
>>62194486
Everyone’s port is up 100%+ this year except me
>>62194498yeah I was thinking along the same linesI mean the "cyclical" argument is valid only if we go back to some pre AI world again which I just dont see happening, especially once we move onto local models as wellimo GOOG and MU are 2 best picks well into 2028
>>62194503Just let me opt out of social security already, I don't even care about matching I just want my money back.
>>62194507That makes me very worried. Reddit is always wrong.
>>62194498Yes, the hypetscalers are in an arms race which each over, and they'd prefer if at least their American rivals win over the Chinese ones too
>>62194464>$400M MC>$7B pipeline, which seemed farfetched until>Signed 2 multi billion deals with Freyr and Yotta >Revenue guidance before those deals were signed was between $140M - $200M which at the high end is 100% growth YoY >New deals should see raised guidance and force a rapid market rerate similar to November 24 - March 25 where it went from $2 to $45.>Working closely with Nvidia on several projects and CEO has met Juang recently I wouldn't be surprised to see a NVDA investment in the near future.>Technicals looks great, broken out of a long descending wedge now sitting nicely on 200DMA as support where it has been resistance the last 3 months>Beginning wave 3, we will see $60 very soon.
>>62194512but it's not like memory has to be constantly upgraded/replaced. Once we some point (idk lets say on average x GB of memory per human being on earth) , where does demand go from there?
if negotiations are going well why would Iran attack yesterday?
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>>62194521then where did all the money get spent on in the marine mamal program?
>>62194520i dont think trump is negotiating with the people who are doing the attacking (aka the people in charge of who goes in and out of hormuz)
>>62194520Bilateral pressure to strengthen their position in late stage negotiations
So, this complete American surrender should pump everything tomorrow except my oil producers and defence stocks. Great.
today, I will remind them.
>>62194498However, the strongest bear case is that it's already priced in. We are not articulating fresh new ideas, smart money has realized what you're getting at many weeks ago. But smart money doesn't have infinite capital, they're already in the game.
>>62194531>GRRRGODS
they called him Advanced Money Destroyer
I'm sorry to say but there is absolutely zero indication that we're not entering a new prosperity paradigm of endless, accelerated wealth creation.The numbers - for whatever they're worth - are beyond stellar now.
>>62194521That's true, they use them to kill octopuses.
>>62194534The quest you could ask if further memory hikes are prices in. Did people expect DRAM to bump another 50% this quarter?
LOOK AT SNXX AFTER HOURS HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>62194524i jacked the dolphins off for free
>>62194524They have jihad seals, not kamikaze dolphins.
>>62194545Lisa said memory twice during the call so yeah
>>62194383Sold my SOXL at 60. I want to die.
>>62194524>>62194540
Kneel.
>>62194483the market is fucked and cheeto is retarded
>>62194515No and we will also keep income taxes under 100k.
where does the time go?
So it's pretty much confirmed that Lisa Su is a Steve Jobs-rank saleswoman, right? Because I can never resist.
>>62194562his manipulation tactics isn't working anymore. it straight nonsensical bull run.
>>62194515It’s only for poorfags not you.He is handing workers the means of production, his thesis being alienation of labor, a long held goal of the Republican Party.If you read the book it’s all smith talks about.Do tariffs.Print unlimited moneys.When that doesn’t work lower reserve requirements to print more money the the money multiplier.When that doesn’t work dump gold.When that doesn’t work directly intervene in markets.And if all else fails, just start handing out money on the condition you’ll use it to buy stocks.Capitalism 101.
>>62194539>>62194541Yes it's going upwards, forever.>>62194553>was gonna go in hard on MUU in early march, and SNXX in late march to play earnings>Literally the Perfect Play because SNXX dumped back to 29 bucks after that run to 60 bucks>totally fucked in the ass now, totally fucked it up200k at the low end, 600k at the high end. I would have made it to a million by next year. I guess I'm back to looking for a better job again.
It would be pretty stupid to put $40k into MU at this point yeah?
>>62194474Trump wants the USA/Canada to have oil, oil inputs and non ferrous specialty metals dominance, he is doing a fine job and if you are not buying a few shares of LAC and DNN once a week (and CRML/CJJ once a month) you are clinically retarded and will not live to see the next decade.
Silver
>>62194575If you want to miss 26% yeah
>>62194485I don't mean my index fund, I mean the semiconductor/memory stocks
>>62194575Short term maybe, but memory shortage is real and will last at least well into 2027
>>62194579Yes. After the blockage is over, Silver is going to new ATH's. Screencap this.
>>62194579>silvaarSorry sir, but you cannot redeem.
>>62194589100z chad checking inAlso longed a couple Nano silver contracts
DRAM, BUY?
>>62194374So Intel reaches 200% of the share price it had about 6 years ago.Back then it had about $25B of operating income. Its almost negative now. Oh and there's 20% more shares outstanding vs 6 years ago.The people who decided that today is the day they should go ahead and buy chip stocks are the guys who just made their 1999 money back from Cisco and Intel.What a meme market. Closed all my chip holdings today.
>>62194594>Retail can move marketsYou must be a fucking brown person
>>62194574My plan is to buy back in at the top and bag hold for 4 years, then sell too early and miss the generational pump. Sometimes I wish I’d never been born at all…
AMD isn’t stopping…
Anyone know why siltronic stock has almost doubled over the last month?i bought some a while ago since i figured with all those trump tariffs europe might start funneling public money into the local chip industry to be more independent but i dont think that's the reason the stock went up
>>62194579Fancy metals, at least our rocks do something useful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hap9dOyy0NM>Uranium>Lithium>Sulphur>Tungsten>Death>Memes>Famine>Warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hap9dOyy0NM
. memory/CPU chips are the new gold, how do you put a price tag on that? Is MU/SNDK/INTEL/AMD really overpriced, or is it hysterically UNDERVALUADED?Anyone working in tech knows that AI is already conscious and quickly teaching itself how the human brain works. AGI is possibly a couple of weeks away. Once that happens we'll see incredible advancements in the blink of an eye just like in the movies. Plus we have the strongest economy in US history and the Fed is juicing the market, so there is unlimited money to pump up MUGODS. Not to mention the trillions on the sideline eager to get back in so let me set the record straight:>S&P will reach over 9000 this year>the economy is roaring>earnings are blowing out expectations>the Fed is juicing the economy>AGI is coming
>>62194605>Closed all my chip holdings today.why not just intel?
>>62194615>AGI is possibly a couple of weeks away
>>62194462I split $7k among sndk, stx, and mu yesterday. Next week I'll add $10k. I think I will also sell my silver miner etf and paper metals for a loss on friday so i cant reallocate the money into things that actually go up. im fucking retarded for holding those for this long
>>62194615Leaps on DRAM are cheap as fuck
>>62194610i think it should be valued closer to AVGO over the next few years.
>>62194615screencapped and saved as>just end this world.png
>>62194622didn't know. how much?
>>62194617Enough top signals, like branded ETFs. Reddit is all over SDNK and MU so you know the top is in.The Redditors who decided that today is the day they should go ahead and buy chip stocks are the guys who just made their 1999 money back from Cisco and Intel.
>>62194528I have a feeling that our Hebrew friends will have something to say about it before market open.Remember that if you see a big move in gold, the Tel Aviv 125, or crypto, they are loading up for a lesson.
It is not good that prices are climbing up so fast, but ledditors have not changed my thesis. I am holding
im buying 2 year leaps on DRAM, this is the play
>>62194628Most who bought Cisco back then didn't buy anywhere near the top and if they held to today would be up huge. Just Saiyan
>$7800 till $1m
>>62194630Damn they actually removed the volume data from all the sites I use.I guess future lessons in correct Bibist thought will be happy surprises for those who don’t understand it.
>>62194635You do realize that could go to $0 if we all agree in the next year to revert back to an agrarian society of small farmers tending to their personal land and agree to collectively stop using personal computing tools in our daily lives, right?
trump latest taco just pumped tech ah and futures. still buying tomorrow and hope he doesn't do anything Friday after market closes?
>>62194579I bought agq at the generational bottom.
>>62194646this risk is underpriced imo
since all the bears are into history repeating itself...18a hits peak production in 2030. not a single chip has been made on 14a.>it's already 2x what it was a few years agolol.
>>62194646not unless AGI takes all of the farmers jobs
>>62194643Top's in
>>62194635what strike?
I am actually comforted when stocks I'm looking at are down, like n march, because it means I don't have to make a decision and face the consequences of my actions yet.>>62194609Yes
>>62194579Pathetic, not even at this mornings levels
>>62194662im locked in at 50c @1200 each and were almost there already
>>62194498there isnt enough fucking labor in the world to build this shit out that fast...all the fabs and data centers...no way
>>62194671AI is gonna build it.
>>62194671lol!
>>62194589The highest Silver has traded at recently was on April 17th at $83 which coincides with the lowest Oil has traded at literally the same time. New ATH? Maybe but Silver is clearly inverse Oil.
>>62194628>>62194617keep in mind a few weeks ago reddit was very anti-SNDK, they just flipped bullish as number went up and all in SNXXIt sucks because I was literally in SNXX the day it launched in january. I feel cucked.
>>62194652You've got months until the war starts proper. Him using operation freedom to get out a rolo vehicle carrying ship that is contracted to the USA army speaks volumes.He couldn't build up fast enough without it. He's going in with everything. Until then it will be this fake and gay game to keep markets from getting spooked. Trump is too retarded to back down.
Memorybros this is getting nuts
Today everything was supposed to have big swings, apocalyptical levels of butt hurt. None of those things happened. Boring day. DNN and LAC were down slightly, bought the dip for my daily $10.
>>62194685Earnings are fake. All these AI companies? They're shuffling money around. The circle jerk is fierce.
>>62194678No you fool, the well to do (brown Arabs, and Chinese) were using pms to boost oil.They needed to prevent the silver squeeze to 300 so they had to pull the war card as a last resort.
>>62194693Yes I figured the war may have been a conspiracy to suppress PM's. Seems like a very stupid move that only works short term with significant longterm consequences. In any case Silver is inverse oil you can look at the price history and see this trend lines up perfectly.
I missed the train do I board in or i'm too late for sndsk sive mu intel
>>62194638>>62194631You will see. It always does. These aren't normal market conditions. The semiconductor index has never rallied this far and hard ever. There will be a major correction soon of at least 25%. Do NOT chase these stocks.
>>62194685I should've slurped more in march
>>62194685how do these memory companies just say were gonna make DOUBLE what we just made last quarter and get away with it??????
Sheesh I was going to buy more micron tomorrow but I guess I should have just done it today. Was thinking it might settle down but it was up after hours.
well now we can safely expect the inverse to happen and this travel season to be the busiest of all time
>>62194692Nothing wrong with a circular economy
>>62194702Easy. They just double the price.
>>62194702Logistics get easier the more energy constricted you are. Everyone knows this.
>>62194671That's why they're building robots to do it, r-tard, that's part of the buildout
>>62194702SNDK doesn't even make HBM. 233% increase QoQ lmao
the greatest post i've ever read in the zerohedge comments box was one person commenting on a peter schiff article:>The day that guy [Schiff] says "everything is fine" will be the day I'm heading for the bunker.
why are shiny rocks giggapumping straight up after hours?Almost 1 trillion now.
>>62194615jeff, what are you smoking?
>>62194704EVERYONE is filled with regrets. Although I bought short term DRAM calls I should have bought leaps too
>>62194641kekokay I'm broke and jobless but I have some life savings left and a brokerage account. /biz/, when is the next dip? When Iran does something? Then we come back up when? a week later? pls help. I'm sexy woman tell me stocks maybe I'll add you on my Insta if you're black
>>62194702They'll just start charging 1000$ per gigof storage capacity
>>62194698>You will see. It always does. These aren't normal market conditions. The semiconductor index has never rallied this far and hard ever. There will be a major correction soon of at least 25%. Do NOT chase these stocks.I agree, you should not chase those stocks you should research who their component suppliers are and who gives their suppliers their raw materials.
>>62194417How can you be sure that new battery chemistries or tech won't be developed that decrease demand for lithium? At this point, I think that lithium stands a better chance of standing on the shoulders of bipolar cat lady millennials.
who’s the most autistic person in /smg/
>I have 525,000 in stocks, including retirement accounts >my net worth is still negative because my fucking mortgageI'm fucking mad. I should have just been one of those people that live in a car. It actually looks comfy and I get free parking/charging at work
Fuck why didnt i just buy more mu today. It's still mooning after market
I just checked absolute no one called sandisk in april 2025
I have everything set to sell tomorrow on opening.I will wait 1 week.Then buy back in.
>>62194732baron trump
>>62194734i want enough to fuck off from working.>$960k in retirement + investing>$145k owed on mortgage @ 3.2%feel like i'm nearly there.
>>62194737what's happening tomorrow? everythings going up on earnings because they never hire anybody and work the cuck wagies to death with no raises. are we dipping tomorrow? I'll buy in tomorrow then fuck you guys never tell me
>>62194741yeah that's enough don't be greedy. you should quit
>>62194725SHEL is posting earnings on thursday.
>>62194734Why don't you just pay off the mortgage?
>>62194752
>>62194605It’s not the 90s anymore. Back then you also didn’t have Uncle Sam in an AI arms race buying up 10% of outstanding shares and funneling huge sums of cash in via tax credits and subsidies desperately trying to reshore manufacturing.This is the market pricing in FUTURE developments.
>>62194755Okay...Dont be surprised by a red close tomorrow ...25% correction is coming. DO NOT BUY SEMI STOCKS. You've been warned.
>>62194758you been saying that shit for a month already you dumb fuck
>futures
>KOSPI up another 5% Jesus fucking christ...
>>62194749how do you play Venezuela? >Strait of Whore-Moosedid they recover millions in new deals from Venezuela and lost assets that were formerly 'nationalized' does that all hit the P&L favorably now? I don't know which way. which way. heads or tails? are you long or short shell on earnings
>>62194744>what's happening tomorrow?I don't know. Probably everything up like usual.
>"Based on the request of Pakistan and other Countries, the tremendous Military Success that we have had during the Campaign against the Country of Iran and, additionally, the fact that Great Progress has been made toward a Complete and Final Agreement with Representatives of Iran, we have mutually agreed that, while the Blockade will remain in full force and effect, Project Freedom (The Movement of Ships through the Strait of Hormuz) will be paused for a short period of time to see whether or not the Agreement can be finalized and signed. President DONALD J. TRUMP">Pakistan made me do it>I still block the Iranians>But I won't grant safe passage anymoreLmao, the US failed. There is no reason to still block Iran but not protect ships. How the fuck does that make any sense except you realized you can't protect them?
>>62194752Arbitraging interest lets money grow faster in stocksI'd be house poor and have no liquidity without an equity loanLose out on the amazing mortgage interest tax deduction
>hormuz, hormuz, hormuz>misses soxl
>>62194732i was gonna say me but look at this guy>>62194498
>>62194716>zerohedge comments boxThey were retarded back in 2008. I last looked in about ten years ago and they are just rabid losers now. Sad. I used to post there during the gfc.
>>62194761On the strength of Samskunk and SK presumably. Doesn't Samsung basically own Korea?
>>62194765It's just embarrassing at this point. We're witnessing the death of a superpower.
Thoughts got to me pretty badly today. Nearly ended it. Christ got me through the episode. Colossians 3:15Give yourself to the Lord
>>62194765Sounds like they think an agreement is actually being reached. The blockade stays to keep pressure on Iran to make a deal. If no deal is reached they force ships through again. America won.
>>62194777Clearly the market doesn't understand. Oil fell on this. It means no ships are going through. It's now less than 3 ships that maybe were going through
>>62194730It is not going anywhere, even if it is as common as Cadmium or Nickle it will 10x just for being recyclable. Lithium is never not going to be valuable on a 100 year time span and near term it will moon even without a War with China. LAC and DNN are entry level for the new world economy, CJJ if you want to buy a 5X in the next two years that pays dividends and has 13,000 atomic bombs ($7.5 billion just from value) worth of yellowcake as collateral for loans. In theory CCJ is the third largest nuclear power on earth, they have the entire fuel and enrichment process mastered. >You are now aware that Quebec has 15k bombs worth of uranium and the means to weaponize it via DNN and CCJ if they were inclined to do so.
>>62194773>I used to post there during the gfc.Johnny Bravo?
>>62194718Possibly people realising trump just risked a 2 destroyer thunderrun just to get out a US military roll on, roll off vehicle carrier.Why does he need to load vehicles quickly so desperately that he'd risk two warships?This war hasn't started yet. But it's coming.
>>62194714uhhhhhhhhh where is all the money coming fromThis is going to be another one of those things where Openai claims big profits and then they're lying, isn't it?
>>62194779hes been saying theres tremendous progress on reaching a final agreement for at least a month the only real thing in his "truth" is that pakistan asked him to stop the corridor for the sake of talks and he doesnt care because the only thing that got through was 2 american ships with a military escort
>>62194765>>62194777I mean, it's a waterway that the US doesn't even use. It isn't like going door-to-door in Fallujah or Russians in Afghanistan. Eventually, all the mines will be gone and you send one or two destroyer cruising around. US already pays for shit like that anyway.the swarms of drones were quite disappointing they got easily BRRRRTTed is that the best AI can do?
>>62194732me
>>62194779uhhh.... yeah
>>62194783I want to believe that you're right but I still don't have a lot of faith in DNN or LAC yet. I wanted to believe the GRRR guy too but I don't see the potential that you guys do.
>>62194786Awwww is the little turdie mad that we got 2 more ships through and 6 Iranian speedboats got blowed up by an Apache helicopter? Gonna cwy? Shit your pants maybe?
>>62194734I'm living with my mom at 34. I was considering buying a house but I don't know man... I'm stacking and learning how to sail. I did it as a kid but I need to learn on larger vessels. Then I'll buy a sailboat instead of a house.
>>62194785I can't even remember my username. It's nearly 20yrs ago. I left when turd Ferguson split off and started his silver blog. Hung out there for a while then moved to kitco and other forums. I miss forums.
>>62194794It's called a proof of concept. Iran threw everything they had to stop it and did 0 damage. Their missiles, drones and boats were destroyed and the ships unscathed. Iran's control of the strait only works when they're allowed to do so unimpeded. They can't use their own ports due to the blockade and now they can't stop ships from going through the strait with guidance from america. Signing a deal is the less painful of the two choices for them.
>>62194786anyone else think Iran is just starting like this guy? asking for a friend
>>62194795It was a limited run to free one ship he needed. See what runs out of ammo first if you go sailing around there, the see whizz or the polystyrene buzzy boys.
>>62194799She’s so pretty. I bet her toes are really cute
My friend is still bearish on AI saying the bubble's popping.We are not done yet
>>62194802Stfu migatard. You're a global laughing stock outside of your hugbox. More so once you actually try and invade. You'll be lucky if the parents of the dead don't lynch you. Remember those signs you put on your lawn?They know where you live.
>>62194814You better pick up some KMB if you're going to shit your pants in the thread again.
>>62194778Blessed, I've been depressed recently too
>>62194763Who cares about Venezuela? SHEL is global. They recently bought a Canadian oil company. I'm long.
>>62194808>ammo>run outhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harassing_fireyeah the US usually brings extra kek
>>62194816Pointing out what is happening and how retards can't see it does not constitute 'shitting pants'.I'm looking forward to the retardation. My portfolio is ready for it and I shall spend the time posting such classics as>You voted for thisand>You lost trannyWhile gleefully counting my gains.
>>62194786>>62194795/k/ metal investor here. They are Burkes class destroyers, not only are they disposable they are one of the most capable ships the US has for exactly this situation. They are fine.
AI compute scales
>>62194806If it was successful, why did Trump TACO again? Surely a permanent opening of the strait would give the US even more leverage.
>>62194823How did that work out at the Iraqi embassy? Let me tell you, they spammed the CIWS until it ran out and then you gave up that whole country you've bled 20 odd years for with a whimper.
>>62194806I mean youre just wrong. >Several vessels were reported to have been hit, including a crude oil tanker used by Abu Dhabi and the Marshall Islands-flagged JV Innovation. The HMM Namu, operated by a South Korean shipping company, was also struck by an explosive Monday, according to maritime-security company Vanguardhim stopping the new operation is literally proof that it doesnt work because he wouldnt agree to it if Iran no longer had leverage of stopping traffic. if they make a habit of military escorts they can probably only get 20 ships through a day and thats assuming iran doesnt just send in drones
>>62194812Your friend is right. Unfortunately all bow to the infinite money printer.
>>62194804I used to feel like dogshit living with my folks in my 20s but sometimes I think about how moving out hasn't changed shit in my life except now I'm paying a stupid amount in rent that could have amounted to massive long-term savings instead. I've seen more guys in their 30s living at home so that they can save to buy a house, Meanwhile I'm not building any equity and I'm not saving enough to buy a home any time soon.
>>62194830no, it doesn't. it gets diminishing returns, we need like 10x more compute to get 2x better models or something like that. that's why we need so many chips
>>62194827I never said they weren't fine. They did their job, they got out the vehicle carrier. Now ask yourself, why would he risk two destroyers for a vehicle carrier?He must need it. I doubt it's for teslas.
is the retarded constant "america won" shilling here just to fuck with the couple of eurofags who take that shit seriously? i don't get it. i don't get why this would be done on a stock market forum>>62194573sides
Martin Shekreli has called the top on semis
>>62194831The purpose is to make a deal and given the success of the project they believe a deal will happen. A deal includes the strait being open. If no deal is reached the project resumes.>>62194834None of these ships were coordinated with the project and we're not following the designated safety area provided by america. You haven't done even basic research to have reached your false conclusion. I'm mad people like you exist. You're literally braindead
Nigga did you see what silver just did?if you don't catch a ride on the next gold and silver train, you just dumb nigga.
>>62194836it doesn't matter either way>move out in your 20sFuck fat chicks, maybe you pay child support to your ex now>don;t move outNo pussy, lots of spare income for gambing, prices rise too fast and you're too old to be a 'fucking college chicks in japan' guy anymore.The reality is that muhlennials got fucked and won't get unfucked ever.
>>62194778>>62194820Hope you guys make it.
>>62194821>Who cares about Venezuela?Sour oil refiners and anyone who cares about the global Fertilizer market like copper refineries care. Sulphur costs are King right now and if you don't get that then you don't understand global markets. Sour Crude and Copper are linked in the fertilizer market via Sulphur.
>>62194841is he shorting it tho
>>62194841fucks sake that's like 9 more months
>>62194840The people who are not taking this shit seriously are about to lose their portfolios chasing gains from virtual gfs. There is a bigger picture unfolding here.
>>62194842>If no deal is reached the project resumes.But why not negotiate with "operation freedom" active? Why pause it?
>>62194812well my friend says it's going to infinity
>>62194843gold and silver only pumped because everything else was shit
>>62194833when was this? the Baghdad embassy is open are you talking about something in the 2000s? before my time
>made a few hundred bucks in a day>down on unrealized losses that will probably get worse>doing that involuntary SIGH when I think about how I've fucked up the same trade 10 times in the last year, screwing myself out of hundreds of thousands in gainz.God hear my prayer just let me not be depressed for once and actually make some money.
>>62194843>Silver>Not UraniumNgmi
>>62194830fish scales
>>62194853>Why pause it?He just needed the roll on/roll off ship because it can load and unload a fuck load of military vehicles very quickly. He's going for a ground operation. He always was. Everything else is just theatre until he's ready.
>>62194853Why don't they just expend everything all at once simultaneously? It's called resource management. A deal is more efficient. Iran is giving them signs that a deal is more likely to be reached.
>>62194854Grrr
Yeah. So after reviewing the following chart, I'm thinking the next 2-3 weeks of May could be brutal.>DJ transport index 20% correction leading indicator>new Fed Chair, historically bearish>May seasonality>Semis and AI in a blow off move>Liquidity problems for bonds Monday morningYou have dry powder, right?
>>62194868I’m 80% cash anon
Leverage? I ain’t touching that shit!
>>62194836>>62194844I moved out when I was 19. I got no chicks, fat or thin.
>>62194862https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1K3tNcY2FUwhat about it?
>>62194821I was thinking to short ahead of earnings but worried about unexpected bonus stuff from Venezuela pushing them far ahead of estimate. Didn't Hugo Chavez nationalize a bunch of their stuff and now that Maduro is dead they suddenly get it back? I'm guessing here haven't read anything
>>62194868>DJTHOLY FUCK I DID NOT KNOW THAT WAS HAPPENING
>>62194831there’s a major rift forming in the iranian government, half wants to play ball while the other half doesn’t (irgc). forcing the strait shows them that the US can force it open like a cheap whore’s asshole but since irgc can still chimp out and cause damage in the short-term it’s better to let things settle down and have the moderate iranians undermine the irgc and eventually open the straight without more gulf countries having their infrastructure targeted by a dying islamic regime. the operation was just to show the iranians their “bargaining chip” isn’t actual gonna do that much for them
>>62194836Yea you're getting fucked. I'm a lawyer and I have a gf. I don't give a fuck what people think about me living at home. Buying a house is all about social status for most people. I'm getting a sailboat.
>>62194842YOURE RIGHT THEY WERE RANDOM SHIPS NOT GOING THROUGH THE STRAIT AND THEY WERE STILL HIT fucking retard, I'm mad people like you exist too
>>62194844>The reality is that muhlennials got fucked and won't get unfucked ever.Sad but true. The women with whom I got involved made me never want to date again and I was only just getting started. I wouldn't have been happier staying with my folks but I guess that I needed to find out this way.>>62194873Moving out doesn't automatically get you women. I think it's the confidence you build standing on your own two feet. That and going completely fucking insane from the complete isolation but I've come to find that it's preferable to all the crazy shit that you have to wade through for the small chance of finding the needle in the haystack.
>>62194881can we see pics of your gf
>>62194883You should read what project freedom is rather than spout utter garbage on the internet but no you will keep doing that for the rest of your sad and miserable existence
There's no reason to lift Project Freedom. None.
>>62194879>there’s a major rift forming in the iranian government, half wants to play ball while the other half doesn’t (irgc)kek people are quoting that one Iran International (a Saudi funded propaganda operation, look it up) article as fact. You're so fucking stupid.
>>62194758>you have been warnedBottom signal
>>62194868nothing gonna happen, micron's going to double earnings. If it 'blows off' and drops 50% I will buy and then scream as it goes lower.
>>62194881Good on you man. I hope you get that boat. I ended up splurging on a motorcycle and it's the only expensive purchase that I don't regret but I would've loved to get into boating. I just don't like paying rent considering that it's nearly twice what my friends in the area are paying for their mortgage and their net worth exploded after the coof when housing prices skyrocketed.Sometimes I just wanna come home after a long day and wipe my balls on whatever furniture I please without my landlord breathing down my neck.
>AMD had made $100 rip this week aloneand there are somehow still bears.
>>62194888>Contrary to initial reports suggesting a military escort mission, “Project Freedom” is now described as a coordination effort to guide ships through safe lanes. This development follows heightened tensions stemming from US-Israeli airstrikes on Iran and Iran’s retaliatory blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, a crucial oil transit route. The clarification aims to de-escalate the crisis by emphasizing diplomatic and intelligence collaboration rather than direct military action.but he already stopped it one day later and the only two ships that got out WERE escorted throughso maybe youre wrong
>>62194782which is hilarious considering markets literally sold oil on the news project freedom was being enacted
>>62194868This kind of common sense isn't welcome in clown world, anon.
next year i'm literally going to be eating pistachio ice cream in tehran throwing shekels at the belly dancing bazaar and people here will still be telling me boots on the ground are just 2 weeks away. it's fashionable to be a fool in april but we're now well into may.
>>62194876Why would you short an oil company about to post it's March earnings? Do you think the paper oil price is real?
>>62194894lmao, you’re genuinely retarded
>>62194868i'm spinning down the drain boboing outwould be nice if i get to cum
>>62194900>AMD ripped $100 to $400 in a wekkget ready for your 25% bloodbath, mumu. we'll be here waiting to see if you survive
>>62194900giga mega blowoff candles are actually unironically bearish.
>>62194901The two ships that coordinated with america and we're guided along the strait near Oman rather than the typical routes made it safely the ships that did not coordinate and took the typical routes were attacked. The Project was halted to finalize a deal if not project back on. This is all old news. Nothing you've posted challenges these facts instead it shows you lack basic reading comprehension and or likely not native English speaking.
There are so many bobos out wtf
>>62194921let's get em
>>62194924is there a single bobo with a short position. feels like a bunch of larpers.
>>62194887No but check this out
>>62194894Events have shown this to be true though. The Iranian foreign minister turned up to the Pakistan talks, their president has been ignored completely by both sides meanwhile their new ayatollah swore vengeance and the IRGC keeps randomly droning ships.
>>62194929i got 1400 bucks on spy 5/22 puts down 30%
>>62194929Doubt it, though I'm thinking of putting a few hundred in SOXS as a complete gamble
>>62194919I just told you the two ships hit were not going through the strait, they were docked. It seems like youre the one lacking reading comprehension
>>62194933Anon I'm a bear but even I know it's not going to happen that fast.
>>62194422I'm having trouble coping with missing out on SOXL. Unlike most 10x type stock events this is one that feels obvious looking back at it, like I should have known with this AI shit going on semiconductors are only going to go up. I have no excuse except my own stupidity and cowardice. Though now I am stuck in indecision on investing in it now or now. I will definitely start at least DCAing into SOXX though. More and more coworkers talking about how they us AI for everything makes me increasingly bullish on AI
>>62194800DNN and LAC are undervalued but both are backed by the US government and in the case of LAC GM's entire EV unit. Their projects will go forward with no problems because if they don't the US government is going to nuke someone. DNN can help them with that option if the US choses it, 1300 options to be specific.
>>62194760every time i send one of these my friend he asks "is this gore"
>>62194898I already have a small boat. But I'm getting a live aboard sail boat
>>62194910you think they'll beat earnings est?I'm not really brave enough to short maybe someday. I think they'll miss.I might slurp if they dip.
>>62194941trust issues. many such cases.
another one (top signal)
>>62194898she'd want to be in your boat too even if you owned it there's no escape
I bought an ETF with such low volume the daily chart looks like an options payoff diagram.
>>62194940Nucs, even tactical nucs, are a dick measuring contest. Decimating the environment of the place that you potentially want to invade isn't doing you any favors.I think I already said this yesterday but if there's any real utility in this, it's in nuclear power. However, we're still living in the shadow of Chernobyl (and Fukushima). I want to believe you're right. Even if I don't buy in, I hope that you get rich off of this shit so that at least somebody makes it.
>>62194929The europoorbears here aren't even legally allowed to short lmao. Theyre just crabs in a bucket.
>SOXL and SOXS is sold on the canadian market but the none leveraged versions arentlmao
>>62194959if you have a non-shit broker you can just trade the US market fellow leaf
Made this meme less than a month ago and its already outdated
>>62194705WHY DOES THIS AFFECT AMERICA?WE HAVE OUR OWN DAMN OIL!
>>62194963one of the funniest things about matt levine is when he talks about payment for order flow and how everyone pays the most for robinhood and the least for interactive brokers because robinhood is the easiest winif you're international, interactive brokers is almost assuredly the best service
>>62194939I regret nothing. I think tech stocks are overvalued or outright scams and even if they aren't I want nothing to do with AI. Perversely tempted to buy SOXL tomorrow so that either AI finally crashes and dies or I make lots of money so win-win.
>>62194938it could go down to 707 theoreticallyif it was allowed to go down
>>62194973>capex keep massively ramping up>everyone bitching about openai cash burnwhere do you think the majority of that money is going?
>SOUNnone of y'all tards fell for this /biz/ meme RIGHT?
>>62194972I do feel kind of bad about paying a fee for trades in 2026, and I think IBKR could be less shit at designing UI and slightly less anal about security. But damn they treat their customers with more respect than probably any broker out there, in terms of letting you do pretty much anything, reasonable margin, international access, etc. Canadian brokers treat you like a retard
>>62194963>if you have a non-shit brokerYa, I need to stop being lazy and get on that. My bank had commission free trade on the index fund I've been buying, but its annoying now that I want to invest in specific things too.TD does have US market trading too, but pretty sure their currency conversion fees are ass, are brokers better on that end?
>>62194935The two ships passed through the strait near Oman. This is common knowledge. If you had some special info for us I'm sure the USN or IRGC would love to know something you do that they don't.
>>62194969Trump lied. You might want to do your DD on that one.
Bobos expect circuit breaker because of of down movement but we'll get circuit breakers because of too much gree.
>>62194991I find TD tries too hard to lock you into their ecosystem. e.g. I tried easytrade out of curiosity. It's so ass that you can't even withdraw cash to a non-TD bank. And closing the account costs $150 lmao.I don't know about wealthsimple or questrade. But I'll say again, I think IBKR treats you very fairly in terms of no restrictions. Currency conversion is basically spot (with ~$2 fee) . Stock trades are ~$1 which I don't like but they run a good platform. They were first to open korea trading afaik, margin rates are decent etc
>>62194940>1300 options to be specific.DNN and CCJ are about 15,000 combined.
>>62194997are you brain dead? I've already said these things. I already agreed that two ships passed through. they were american flagged and escorted through by the military, which the operation Trump just stopped, does not include in their plans. I even gave you the definition of the operation that says it doesnt include military escorts. So the american ships that made it through, CHEATED. The other two ships that were hit, were docked. they did not try to go through the straight.I mean jesus dude, youre dumb enough to run a country
>>62195019>So the american ships that made it through, CHEATEDmeds
>>62194954Never forget that most Americans flexing their wealth in here are actually desperately trading their pension funds (401k) they are forced into...Trying to not end up being a Walmart greeter at 80.They don't really have any money. Just debt and fear.
>>62195021They snuck out while two destroyers did a thunderrun in under fire. He REALLY needs that vehicle carrier.
>>62195021lol, loser
>>62194988i lost enough money to buy a whole barrel of oil
>>62195025I'm not trying to appeal to schizos, correct.
>>62195030Just admit you are wrong and move on FFS.
>>62195022There are ameripoors just as there are europoors. But objectively, upper wealth brackets of america have more money than yurop equivalent. It's just the facts Oslo. Now please return to work from your fika break.
>>62195032those oil bags won't get any lighter, fren
>>62195019>>62195021>>62195022>>62195024>>62195025>>62195016As i said before, look to strategic niche resources.
>>62195035CLZ26 and tradeable gasoline on highs
>>62195035were not talking about bags. were talking about how youre wrong about facts
>>62195042cope
>>62195033People in paper houses shouldn't throw stones. Especially when they have no healthcare.
>>62195041I'm good. I'm in defence and a few left field oil plays.I'll be fine once the realisation hits.
>>62195043it's better to be happy than right babe. that's a fact. and i love you very much. also fact.
>>621950431. Iran's blockade got blocked and now they can't use their own ports2. Iran's coordinated safe passage replaced by Project Freedom3. Iran's defenseless middle east targets just got $8.6 billion worth of missiles from americaHave fun holding oil bags for the rest of your life
Is MU going up forever?
>>62195035>>62195030AI fags getting btfo by Metal kings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv36Hatr4qs
>>62195052>1. Iran's blockade got blocked and now they can't use their own portsThey run the blockade by using territorial waters. Hundreds have passed. >2. Iran's coordinated safe passage replaced by Project FreedomProject freedom was a ruse to get out a much needed roro vehicle carrier contracted to the US military. >3. Iran's defenseless middle east targets just got $8.6 billion worth of missiles from americaOverpriced tat that's been proven useless repeatedly in this war.
>>62195056why not hold both? diversification is your friend.>>62195060meds
>>62194843I'm the man in the boxBuried in my shitWon't you come and save me, save me
>>62195052>2. Iran's coordinated safe passage replaced by Project Freedomthis is objectively false. I just told you this. It lasted a day and the ships that made it through were part of a military escort and military escorts are not part of project freedom.>3. Iran's defenseless middle east targets just got $8.6 billion worth of missiles from americaand theyve used probably all of them because Trump is backing down from bombing Iran more, which is why theyre appealing to israel and ukraine for defensive dronesI mean I just said I'm not talking about bags, were talking about you being wrong have fun being an idiot with 0 reading comprehension for the rest of your life
>>62195064>military escortsThey could have done this at any point without launching a project to do so. Your claim is schizo and nothing elseAnd no they didn't use any missiles they just got them after being attacked repeatedly by Iran. Now they have both missile defense and attack systems.
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>>62195061>medsThe last refuge of the man with no answers.
>>62195062FEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEE EEEEEED MY EEEEEEEYES
>>62195062I hear you fren, i'm 50+ yo and a feel that. Just keep trying! I'm ok about +25% and i'm fine, good luck to you!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hyMG3b05u0
>>62195086>keep responding to by off meds delusions meds
>>62195068>They could have done this at any point without launching a project to do sobut they didnt because they dont want to. because they know that its not a long term solution. which is why trump is so willing to end project freedom>no they didn't use any missiles they just got them after being attacked repeatedly by Iranprobably the dumbest statement I've heard this year. Iran has launched more than 2k missiles JUST at UAE and theyve been using US missiles to intercept themI'm done man, youre not worth the keystrokes
>>62195094No retard why would they launch an elaborate project just to bring a ship back in fact that's strictly a military disadvantage they could have done so covertly. You have the IQ of a baked potato
>>62195064i'm too tired right now to give you good help, but i really really want to
>>62195091https://youtu.be/E431DlUj6fg?si=wTYCEisWZDG6NEXc
>>62195118i wish i could understand this language
>>62194737>just lose a significant portion of your networth to tax for no reason goy!
>>62195209I am poor, this won't tax much. Also yes this is everything (except Roth IRA account). I will rebuy into 100% $FMTM.
>>62195022Bro I trade in a taxable account with cold hard cash. Go huff gas with your abbo buddies.
