a new day, a new opportunity for semiconductor stocks edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprev>>62199538
That's a man
I bought calls on Siriusxm because some schizo told me too
dividends
>>62200312Nice guy!
we are literally going to lose the war in the ME, its freaking crazy we are so fucked as a nation , there is no saving this shit show
>>62200312in all seriousness there is a good chance that has a penis
>>62200352Sorry Bobo, but you can't project your loss in the stock market into the utter humiliation Iran has suffered into a "win" for turd world goat herders. Maybe next time, learn to identify bottom signals that don't walk on 4 legs.
>>62200352>we are going to lose a war in the middle eastYeah sure buddy. Even if we did it would be nothing new and no one would give a fuck. No one fights wars these days to win you gay baby retard. They fight wars to have money to spend on wars.
I am once again here to complain about how every time I come to a "you can make 500k in 6 months on this stock, or you can be a huge bitch and sell for like 50 bucks profit" I always take the 50 bucks like an AFRICAN.>>62200312Stop posting whores
>>62200357your pic related was the greatest bottom signal of all time. Thank you sneako and professor jiang
>>62200357Lmao this cast of clowns are the type of people Bobo believes
CAN WE GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT MONEY PLEASE
N's and J's
>>62200362>I am once again here to complain about how every time I come to a "you can make 500k in 6 months on this stock, or you can be a huge bitch and sell for like 50 bucks profit" I always take the 50 bucks like an AFRICAN.The trick is to stop full porting everything and then just take SOME profits and ride. Stop browsing wallstreetbets and just enjoy the fun in trading here. You'll build up a nice portfolio over time as long as you also have a job. Enjoy the ride.
Lithium, you need it.
>>62200369If you believe that then you are a retard.
>>62200368>funI'm not a millionaire and I can see your advice is bad.
I am also going to complain about 50-something gen xers posting advice that 'made sense' 20 years ago but is shit now.
>>62200312I would like to invest in her portfolio if you know what I mean
I bought into an IPO of American rare Earth. I own an interest in southern mining operations. Heh. Heh. Heheheheheheh.
>>62200372If you're not having fun trading, then why are you here?>>62200373By all means blow up your portfolio on some single trades. I'm just going to enjoy my harvest. FOMO is the death of many a port. I've been here for a decade, I'd love to be in the 8 figures but I'm content with where I'm at.The alpha isn't that hard to beat and as long as I've done that I'm good with my returns. Chasing dragons WILL be the death of you.
>>62200373Sure. Because this time it's different.
Having more capital is nice I can take moonshots and I don’t need it to work out
buying S for may 27 earnings i think they will follow FTNT's performance againi missed the ftnt bump, s isn't as goodbut it is jewish
>futures
>>62200357brics intellectual dark web. funded by leftover pennies by a couple of bored anglos and jews for the luls.
One day I am gonna make me a million dollars off of the shiloh project in Georgia and im gonna make my daddy endless mudslides & cocktails on a boat
can u spot the moment when I sold covered calls
>>62200394that's why you should always sell naked
should i just sell 2028 spy put spreads at 695/700?its free money isnt it
>>62200357
are we eating good rn BullGODS? looks like ARM didn't move to the right direction. well they are the inferior cpu after all and yet i bought calls on it hoping that something will happen. nothing happened and ARM got HEEMED by " supply constraints"
>>62200394>Covered callsWhy? Why do you retards fall into this midwit trap? You HAVE INCOME IF YOU ARE ALMOST CLOSE TO A MILLION. You don't need to play games to make money, YOU ALREADY MAKE MONEY.
>>62200365>CAN WE GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT MONEY PLEASEHow much money does she make on only fans?
>>62200312>tattoos
>>62200404the semi trade is literally over we are dumping once warsh gives us the first rate hike and implements quantitative tightening
>>62200412warsh holds tech bags btw
>>62200394April 2
>>62200394at that portfolio size can’t you just sell them pretty otm and make a decent chunk of change?
it's funny how bobos get so cocky whenever the market dump and litteraly cry and cope when it pumps. Mumus are always calm and collected because they're not fighting the trend and have been profitable all year. they orgasmed during AH but it's just a pathetic ruined orgasm their chastity cage won't let them fully cum
>>62200412Warsh is not giving a rate hike. I have no idea why you retarded bobos think any fed chair would think a rate hike would help with combating energy prices which are the primary factors in the latest round of inflation. Warsh WILL NOT SAVE YOU.>>62200403Go kiss some feet nu-wave christcuck.
Are you booming, son?
RIG missed earnings but had highest daily revenues and new contracts and shit. I'm buying here>>62200430booming like a suicide blast
>>62200366
Eurofag here , I m making great moneu with us stocks.Why is the american internet so bearish? Dont Americans like their stocks going up?
>>62200412>muh warsh rate hikeIt’s not in his interest to do that, given the energy context. warsh will not save your puts
>>62200436The market requires a healthy dose of skepticism
>>62200417>at that portfolio size can’t you just sell them pretty otm and make a decent chunk of change?Yes, size matters. Its better to follow the business and have some idea/info on what they are doing and after a strong run sell OTM calls with confidence the stock price will dip/drop enough so you can buy to close and keep a substantial amount of the premium. If the stock drops and you pick a strike that is too low and the stock price rips on great news its going to be expensive, maybe too expensive to buy to close. So if you really want to keep the stock you need to be far enough OTM so getting called is not likely, but that also means the premiums are lower so you need size to make decent money. There is an anon here sometimes that has like $17m in NVDA and makes good money selling CCs.
>>62200426>rate hike would help with combating energy prices which are the primary factors in the latest round of inflatioThey did in 2022 thoughbeit.
>>62200426I'm secular, Shlomo. Have fun getting ganked by an FPV drone when the conscription goes through.
is this a cup and handle
>>62200446yes
This hantavirus scare feels like a nothingburger to me. Any easy stocks to invest over this shit?
>>62200444>Have fun getting ganked by an FPV drone when the conscription goes throughDon't make me tap the sign bobo
>>62200417Yeah, and I constantly do that, but I got a bit cocky right before Vance was brokering a peace deal since I knew it would fail (it did) but the market didn't give a shit and Intel and AMD (I own both at very low cost base) doubled in like a fucking week.
>>62200405I can make more. Nigger
>>62200447is it going to go back to ten in 4 weeks and paint a nice big W on the chart?
>there are people in this thread that though dollar devaluation was a bearish thing for stocksBuddy. The dollar eating shit means SPX is going over 9000. Its gigs bullish for markets.
NVDA let's go, pent up demand MOASS edition ^^
>>62200458I can only get so erect ^^
>>62200405real life starts 9 figures these days.
>>62200458dollar isnt crashing fast enough this isn't what i voted for
>>62200430trvke supernova>>62200458look up the israeli stock market if you want a laugh. from late 2024 to now.
crabs can only survive about 9 months out of water according to my financial research
>>62200457If it does I'll be booking a 50% profit on it
yes hello i am scared when the fuck do i exit tqqqi boughted the dip and am up bigly, some of my slurps are up 80%Have have been trimming very slowly but this shit just keeps going up and I'm afraid if i completely exit I'll be sidelined for a long time.Somehow we're at $71 now, my avg is 39please help me I'm genuinely a stupid baggie and i dont want to mess up one of my very few wins thank you you are the only guys in my whole life that know about investing
>>62200477You stop being a baggie when you divorce the bag by selling it.
>>62200477my tqqq average is lower than yours and i don't plan on selling until the 2030's.
>>62200476i'll book 150% on my leaps what are you even doing with your life
>>62200458Ah yes. I've got loads more dollars but it buys the same amount of bread. Winning indeed.
>>62200477I think the outcome of the peace deal will pump or crash the market either temporarily or bigly depending on the subsequent actions so be prepared for that
>>62200484You're losing less than people not invested, that's almost winning
>>62200482I got retard bullish and smashed the buy button instead of DCA-ing in
>>62200485There is no peace deal. Just bluster and anever growing build up of an invasion force. We will see the true value of chips when the first droned marine videos hit the wires.
What percentage of your income should you DCA every month?
Silver
>>62200488we already know the war is bearish nobody is quaking in their boots from drone videos we just go to cash and wait for the doomer autism to end
So it turns out "Project Freedom" ended because Saudi Arabia and Kuwait prevented the US from using bases in their territory as the US did not consult them about it, they made the decision after Iran started bombing the UAE, so I guess Trump lied again when he claimed an imminent peace deal was the reason they stopped it, oil is still lower thoughhttps://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trumps-abrupt-u-turn-plan-re-open-strait-hormuz-came-backlash-allies-rcna343845
Rocket Lab Corporation is dropping a report today I think?
>>62200481What if it dumps hard again like it did in October?Or orange announces another war?i always sell too early because i get scared when im up that i should realize profits and i also get guilty for "making" money i didnt work for.I solded AVGO at 370 because i thought 17% profit is really good and if i get greedy I'll get dumped onI solded MU at 420 thinking it was the top, and SNDK in the 500s after I was up like 20% in one day and got really spookedi hate this rollercoaster of emotions im unhappy and stressed and paranoid no matter if im up or downi think i was happier when all my "investing" was an hysa...
>>62200494yeah so what's to stop them from consulting them this time and starting the project back up ?
>>62200491
>>62200498Firstly, oil dropped because Trump claimed a peace deal was imminent and that's why "Project Freedom" was halted, that's a lie so any talk of a peace deal is unlikely to happen, secondly Trump called Mohammed bin Salman and he still refused, read the article it's all in there
>>62200502He refused because he was consulted at first so just like I said consult them this time start project back up.
>>62200502He then shot up an Iranian ship in a fit of rage at his failure. There will be no peace. Oil will rise again today as Iran rejects the latest cope hope.
>>62200497lifes not a strawberry. theres a significant learning curve. put some money in the unleveraged s&p too.
>>62200509Nice dramatization faggot. A ship was told to turn around for hours as part of the blockade they didn't at which point they were disabled.
>>62200501I believe this
You can *NOT* trade the stock market until you watch this video and its invaluable financial analysis in its entirety.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BAH56ecbE4
>>62200507As I said you illiterate cretin, after Saudi Arabia closed its air space to the US military and prevented them from using their bases Trump called Mohammed bin Salman and he still refused to allow the US access, Saudi Arabia has been against the US-Israel war against Iran and they don't want to be bombed again like the UAE just was, the US is unable to protect them, so why would they stick their neck out for the US? That's the only reason they host their bases, it's done, the US has lost control of the Middle East, this war marks the end of Pax Americana, just like the Fall of Singapore marked the end of the British Empire
Is there any juice left in the semis play? Valuations seem to have front run earnings pretty hard.
>>62200496is it too late to buy?
Buy minors
>>62200517In short, they were upset they weren't consulted at first. Next time, consult them then start project back up. If this doesn't work then the whole story reeks of shit including the whole didn't consult first bit and requires much further explanation. Your story writers need to get fired everything they say has more holes than swiss cheese.
>>62200510i am 40% schd which is the only stock i trust for whatever reason sometimes i wish i was just 100% schd for peace of mine
>>62200513Yes, he shot up a ship in a fit of rage because he didn't get what he wants. Thank you for confirming.
>>62200528We're not opening the ports ahkmed
>>62200524It's more than they just weren't consulted you illiterate cretin, kill yourself
>>62200523Minors you say
>>62200524The gulf countries are upset that after decades of diversification and attracting investment a retarded orange nigger came along and sent them all right back to being nothing more than gas stations. Their anger is justified.
>>62200530That's exactly it. They were upset they weren't consulted first. That's easily solved problem if not they got BIG problems.
>>62200529We know, you're not able.
>>62200537>if not they got BIG problemsOoooooh. Big scary America going to do what exactly?
>>62200538Is that why you were charging tolls and profiting and choosing which ships to allow? How come you can't do that no more cupcake
>>62200497Today I sold part of a position and one of the first things I did with the money was buy gas, I hate to be sidelined too but things are getting too weird to hang on. I got into SOXL at 56 so this run has been incredible for me but I think it's out of gasSpeaking of which the gas prices are my telltale sign that this bullrun is at most, a dead cat bounce that bounced higher than the previous. I went from ~$70 fill ups to $120, and most importantly, these costs are new to this quarter, a lot of corporations do not have the numbers in front of them to sound the alarm bells yet. These costs will show up in the summer, and the consequences in the market will be grim.It's only a matter of time before the market starts pricing this in. And yep, when it goes it's going to be so bloody you won't have time to exit.Hoping someone gaslights me into hanging on for another week but I probably go risk off next month or so
>>62200540Iran is still doing that though, the US' blockade doesn't prevent ships that have paid tolls to Iran only those using Iranian ports, you're an illiterate retard, neck yourself
>>62200539You're literally like the horribly disfigured "is that all you got" meme it's like talking to a corpse
>>62200312What do breasts feel like?
>>62200383boomer tier advice fucking blows dicki sold in may to go away and im just losing out on gains
>>62200543America is turning back ships traversing the strait that do business with Iran they are not profiting to any degree
Really though, it feels like we're living some kind of post-coital fever dream of Epstein's right now.
>>62200545Salty coins and milk
>>62200545her tits feel the same as yours
>>62200547That is factually incorrect
>>62200549
>>62200552>muh handul of shadow fleets that can't be proven to have made any moneyeven in the absolute best case turbo doomer schizo theory Iran is hemorrhaging every day their ports are closed. This is factually correct. America isn't wasting resources on an ineffective blockade
>>62200540America is a failed country at this point. There's nothing more to be said.
>>62200383It doesn't matter whether it's different or not, except it is clearly different because of the collapse of the "just go to CC bro" advice they dish out because it was the norm in 1999, no one cares if you learned to weld or whatever they're not gonna hire you.The older gen x gets the more boomer they seem because their struggles seem so memetier "bro when I was 33 I was laid off, shit was bad, I locked in and now I'm 55 with 1.5 million in my 401k and a gook wife, yep, just go back to CC bro!". It was, quite literally, an easy hop shit and a hump for them,And you know what? It would be easy for me too if people stopped trying to convince me to buy VOO when I'm trying to do DD on the next AI shit to 5x.
>>62200544So, big scary America won't do shit. Thanks for clarifying.
>>62200430>things are terrible unless you're a mega gambler or an insider making 70 million dollar oil trades 20 minutes before Trump announces his next oil moveGenuinely hope to see Trump Jr. in prison in the next 20 years.
I just need INTC to pump to $500. I'll then be $2000 dollars richer.
>>62200546>May 7thThere's a lot of may to come yet.
>>62200545moist usually.
>>62200559only a brown mind could be this dumb
>>62200561Yet most people have jobs, most people have girlfriends, most people own houses.....Have you tried just, being like most people?
>>62200570The last resort of the man with no argument.I accept your concession.
>>62200572Tell us more about the Jews, ww3 and the end of the dxy I haven't had my comedy relief today
bros do you ever think about ending it all and full porting into SOXL calls 3 months out
>>62200575no, since i'm not a trend-chasing nigger
>>62200575considering.
>>62200516qrd
>>62200575risk reward ratio has shifted. Congrats to those who are in but everyone who’s out might get newton’d if they in or back in
>>62200563Explain why an American ally making a move that directly benefits the enemy makes any sense then maybe I'll pretend like you aren't an IRGC employee
>>62200581if they go in or back in*
>>62200571The average age of homeownership for the first time is now 37, your gaslighting doesn't work when for you 'most people' are your fellow 50yos, you're probably not even aware of how fucking stupid you sound because most people are clueless until AI finally fucks you over and gives you a real struggle like your faggot generation deserves.
>>62200581good to know even the smart people on earth are retards
>>62200522I doubt it is too late. I am very optimistic about hyperscaling AI in orbit over the next ten years. Small orbital AI clusters are already possible and privatized space launches are becoming more reliable. We will need something like 10,000 rockets to do a gigaplant powered by solar according to Elon which might sound like a lot but compare it to something like automobile manufacturing which produces millions of cars globally, thousands of aircrafts, etc we can afaik probably achieve this goal of rocket production relatively quickly.
>>62200582They were an American ally on the provision the US provided them security, this war has shown the US is unable to deliver on their side of the deal, the US cannot prevent Iran from destroying their infrastructure, Saudi Arabia is not beholden to the US and their interests are not one in the same
ibkr just enabled kr equity trading, boutta full port sk hynix
>>62200591this sounds retarded as fuck buzzword slop i might swing a bit tomorrow
>>62200592We just sold them billions worth of missiles including missile defense systems it's beholden to Saudi Arabia to do whatever the fuck we tell them to
It's an undeniable fact that we have entered into a new paradigm of infinite wealth creation and prosperity, thanks to Agentic AI. Worldwide UBI will be implemented by giving everyone a small share of AI, quantum computing, and humanoid stocks, so that everyone can become millionaires thanks to this technological revolution and not have to work anymore. The GDP will increase by quadrillions of dollars thanks to AGI taking over the stock market, of which we are only now starting to see the beginning of. This is what Trump was talking about when he said we would be living in a new golden age. We're all going to be rich.
>>62200604>We're all going to be rich.fellow PINS shareholders I know it's hard to read this stuff but just know you are not alone
>>62200600>We sold them stuff and made money from them so they're beholden to usImagine how complex the world is in your mind given the trade that goes on in the world, also does that mean the US is beholden to China since they buy their minerals they need to make their missiles?
>>62200604look like a blow off top
>>62200608>We sold them stuff that immediately gives them the ability to protect their infrastructure from irans attacksAre you done drooling on yourself yet? Do you not understand we gave them the ability to defend themselves from the very fake and gay reason you made up for their "muh didn't consult with us" meme?
>>62200582America no longer has any allies. Like I said, your nation is over.
>>62200615Meds
>>62200614It can't protect their infrastructure though you dumb cunt, that's the point, the US is unable to prevent Iranian drone attacks, Saudi Arabia and other Gulf nations have now enlisted sales from Ukraine for drone interceptors, are they beholden to Ukraine? Ukraine also had operators defend them during the war and is training their soldiers
>>62200614Your missiles are overpriced tat that don't work.
>>62200620>missiles defense systems can't prevent missile attacksthe retardation never ends from the doomers really wonder how they don't get tired being retarded and wrong all the time
>>62200623cool how's Iran's air force and navy doing
>>62200618You don't get it, do you? The entire world is sick of your weak pish. We are loving the self imposed destruction you have brought on yourself.And all because of arrogance. Which you still have. You're worse than the french. (Yet weaker)
>>62200628lol you're that Australian drone defense system bagholder lmfao yes the defense systems we sold them can defend a wide range of attacks including drones
>>62200626So you can't beat a country with no navy or airforce?Can't even open the strait? Weak.
>>62200600>>62200614>>62200618>>62200624>>62200626>>62200630Palantirbots? In *MY* /smg/? It's more likely than you think!
Right. I'm done waiting the fatlads. Markets open in 2m and my brekkie is ready. Lfg.
>>62200632yes we beat their air force and navy entirely wiped them out, stopped them from using their own ports and guided ships through the strait 0 damage taken even after Iran fired missiles, drones and sent 6 speedboats after us all destroyed with a simple turret
>>62200639>guidedYou sold them overpriced cookies?
>>62200642imagine now 900 ships come through guided carrying over 100 million barrels of oil of which Iran gets $0 from
>>62200607hows the depressive episode?
>>62200644>imagineIt's all you can do.
>>62200645I love how melania looks at him "oh a buyer"
>>62200646Yeah it's nice having my imagination constantly become a reality. First we safely guide ships through, then we make a deal and if all doesn't go well we destroy Iran and take their oil. Win-win-win.
>>62200654And then you wake up and smell the corn syrup flakes.
>>62200604The official UBI proposal of AI bros means that compounding financial effects will lock everyone out of this planet's living resources within a few decades, no ASI needed, just middle school math. Strangely, this obvious fact is completely missing from the online and political UBI "discussion".
>janny deletes OP image>meanwhile
>>62200658Yep. Give everyone a base income and prices will immediately rise above it. It's absolute nonsense.
>>62200661than God for ad blockers I genuinely hope the creator of that lussychat dies in a most painful way
Good and green morning to you
I'm all in at INTC (ticker:INTC)
>>62200635Did you know that Alex Karp was "interested, not to say: attracted" by Daniel Goldhagen's idea that all Germans were willing to exterminate the Jews, according to his supervisor? What does he do now? I hope he is not aiming for total control and revenge, because that would be bad. He's a total philosophizing genius, he can't be that simple, can he?
>futesOh boy the jews really want us to get in so they can dump their bags on us
>>62200668what entry
Pakis and Arabs (AlArabiya) already posting stuff to crash oil
Wait, professor Ching Chong was wrong?
Rollschads where we at?
>screaming green futes again
>>62200673Kek. My 3loi down 10% already since open. Might add some more.
>americans using Pakis and Arabs today instead of Axioslol
>>62200689Saving the axios impact for later when Iran tell them to fuck off again. Predictable.
just sold my lenovo bagshesitating to sell a few more stocks that are green afslurping oil if it dips more too btwwhat are your moves this morning anon?
Bought the oil dip. What's the lie today?
>>62200699>Anas Mallick>@AnasMallick>“We would expect an agreement sooner rather than later.”, says @TahirAndrabi spox @ForeignOfficePk in his weekly briefing on the question of a possible US - Iran agreement.First was what started it, Arabs added later>Intensive communications to gradually reopen the Strait of Hormuz. The coming hours will witness a breakthrough in the situation of the ships stuck in the strait - Alhadath on X
>>62200694Axios is the ult
>>62200698Just added to my 3x WTI long after it dumped 10% at open. Thinking about trimming my AEP a bit as it's getting to analysts target and will likely top out but still not sure on that.Added a bit more HBR as the strait still isn't open and starmer is under massive pressure right now with election drubbings incumen, holiday season approaching with a looming jet fuel crisis and Norway reopening north sea fields they closed a decade ago. I think he will drill soon enough.
>>62200582>an American ally making a move that directly benefits the enemybut enough about israel's entire history
>Pakistani source to Al Arabiya: Iran may hand over its response to the US proposal to the Pakistani mediator today #AlArabiya_BreakingAnd they won't stopAgain the "may do this or that"
>>62200704Kek
Not looking good sisters.
>>62200701So, a paki and a Saudi news corp are their sources? The fuck is the market doing even reacting to this nonsense?
>>62200702They are holding them back for US open no doubt. >>62200709
>>62200709Kek.
>>62200715looking pretty good, i'm making money just buying every time it dumps
>got the ACWI IMI because I didn't want the heavy US clustering>it only did like half of the S&P500 during this last year>only half of the MSCI EM, tooI am sorry, US and Chinabros, I should have never doubted you.I am still making more money than I think can be justified though, kek. How much longer before we suffer a severe doomping again?
>>62200722What's your sell price?
>>62200677lol
>>62200698NVDA, the strait is open and the rich ppl want AI to control their 80% of the population destitute underlings, follow the money not the rationality, ppl love controlling others and AI is the only way to do it in this current society for the rich to scratch that itch.
>>62200715Until the strait is open, buy every dip.
>>62200712
>>62200728trvke
>>62200724probably start scaling out around 103-105
btw i think the reversal has happened now for WTI, probably a good entry here (last time i said this was april 17th when it dipped to 80)headlines are all FUD and selling pressure has pretty much run out
>btw i think the reversal has happened now for WTI, probably a good entry here (last time i said this was april 17th when it dipped to 80)>headlines are all FUD and selling pressure has pretty much run out
>>62200741dead cat
>panic sold half my mem stocks yesterday>everything feels overboughtfuck me I guessSGOV it is
USB tried to insider pump the ARM stock, but it failed, how?
Why the heck is oil plummeting wtf
>>62200759sellers are currently selling more than buyers can buy
>>62200759The usual fake news piped directly to the algos.
We are pumping my bastards!!!
>everyone is making 10x here>buy arm shit because i missed incel amd mu, wd etc>+10% After earnings, fomo in>i get stolenFuck you all and fuck this gay Earth I hate hate my lifeHow can it be that i buy the wrong shit everytime?
>>62200366Führer looks comfy and healthy, must be a pre-war picture. Imagine what the world would look like if he had not started the holocaust and the war. Germany would have nuclear weapons, mabye Einstein would have developed fusion power in Germany and USA would be a forgotten backwater. European Union would still have happened and be allied with Russia, Japan and China.
>>62200759it's not, it's ranging up.no sane white person would sell oil here
>>62200766Wtf is that fake pic? Who is trolling me? This is reality
>>62200754it's why I'm not selling, despite everything feeling overbought right nowbecause where would I even put it? I'd have to wait for a drop, then I'd need to time it right, and at the end of that, I'd probably at best makes some mid to upper range 4 figures on top of my current gains from that, assuming I pull it off right. the 25% capital gains taxes make it pretty hard to benefit without huge movements might as well just hold and put in my remaining cash whenever the correction happens
>>62200754THANK YOU FOR CONFIRMING IT'S NOT THE TOPYou can be said to represent "the average informed investor", so it's valuable intel.
>>62200769
Oil was higher in 2008 before you even account for inflation, and there wasn't even nearly as big of a supply disruption.
>>62200771Kek. I did wonder.
>>62200778shit, do the market makers know about this? you better get this to the president fast. that arrow is green and its pointing up. are we the first to know of this? make sure they know theres a green arrow and its pointing up. this is HUGE
>>62200779Adjusted for inflation we need to see $198 per barrel to match 2008.
>>62200366that's a MAN!
>>62200779we do not live in 2008 though, we live in 2026
>>62200779>>62200787In July 2008, oil peaked at $147 a barrel, which is equivalent to $221 a barrel in 2026 dollars. There was almost no supply disruption back then. That's how rigged this gay jewish market is.
>>62200784david axios confirmed it
So how many oil tankers has Iran sank ?
SANDISK IS RED WHAT THE FUCK
>>62200794Hmm. Seems there has been more inflation since I last calculated. My bad.2008 was fucking scary.
>>62200771why the fuck is there 2 lines stating different things? Are you trading options like a retard?
>>62200784>are we the first to know of this?This information leaked to /smg/ first, even Kobeissi Letter hasn´t reported on it yet.
>>62200799>but didn't sink, goy!
>>62200581>Isaac Newton didn't understand the effects of gravity causing stocks to move in parabolic curves
>>62200806Zero?
>>62200662Not what I meant. Inflation is determined by the amount printed. Rest is just shuffling it from A to B. Competition would still exist. The problem is the UBI share of AI profits compounding into relative irrelevance, aka losing everything against the machines and their wielders. Even if it feels like becoming a little bit more, it would lead to rapid economic extinction.
>>62200799>>62200806Keep coping, shill faggot.
>>62200813>can't even sink defenseless tankers
>>62200806>>62200810>>62200813>that tanker is fine, goy!
>>62200816yes so much damage it didn't even sink
it's over, axiosbros, david has forsaken us
>>62200799>>62200806>>62200810>>62200813>>62200815>>62200816The cope narratives that you israeli government shills come up with are truly next level.
>>62200822>muh flame and smokewhere's the exploding barrels
>>62200806Tis but a scratch.
>>62200799>>62200806>>62200810>>62200813>>62200816>>62200818>>62200822>>62200823>that tanker is fine, goy!
>>62200800>mfw exposed to it through the DRAM ETF
>>62200824literally
>>62200825>zero sunk tankers how embarrassing
>>62200829Pilpul harder, Vile Shlomo.
>>62200829zero captured pilots as well
if every single asset is rising because fears of inflation will housing increase in price too?
>>62200794>In July 2008, oil peaked at $147 a barrel, which is equivalent to $221 a barrel in 2026 dollars. There was almost no supply disruption back thenWhat happened in 2008 was that there was so much money that they financialized everything. Hedge fonds discovered commodities and bid up the price of oil, reasoning that everyone needed it and would pay the higher prices, until it affected the real economy, demand destruction happened and the house of cards collapsed.
why and how do I hit a new ATH everyday?
>>62200829Muh impossible to hit speedboats, Iran is such a fucking embarrassment kek
>>62200842Peace in Ukraine will mean another pump for the stock market
>>62200839Because you're living in 1989 Japan.
>>622008457 down, 9993 to go!
>>62200847>muh lost decade
>>62200800Its over
>>62200802today and since buy retard
>>62200839fuck youit should have been me
>>62200856it isnt because you boughted arm
>>62200850Nigger, the market is going straight up in a vertical line during a worsening economic crisis. What the fuck do you think happens next?
>>62200842>>62200846Oops. Wrong thread.
grabbed some 2x ORCL the other day. could have entered at 200w but chickened out so grabbed it just below 200dany other ORCX chads
>>62200866>What the fuck do you think happens next?I retire and leave you with the bill?
>>62200715This wide consolidation range is, actually, very good. Oil companies want oil in the 90-110 range for as long as possible. Companies don't want oil spiking 150 for 3 weeks, there's no point. The only issue is such a range ends up with a brutal movement, always. And considering the manipulation going on, it means it will blew in everyone's face. So a biblical short squeeze it is. I hope it's only in 6 months so oil companies profit for as long as possible, but I feel it'll be sooner. Each day the strait is closed is a brewing a bigger catastrophe.
>>62200604I should have, once again, just listened to myslef and followed my plan.But I probably won'.Anyway this is why my idea is thus- SNDK and the other shits like mrvl will keep posting better and better profit margins for a year. But there will be an 'ai scare' this summer and SNDK will drop back to a low of 700, filling the april gap. And then run to 2800 and split, dumping it another 20%.
>>62200873There will be public hangings if they try to bail out this bubble again. At a minimum, the ringleaders of this bubble will be facing life imprisonment for fraud.
who is this AI guy anyways?is it referring to the guy chatting with me in chatgpt?
>>62200882AI Bundy, from Married with Children.
>>62200880Not my problem?
COCOABROS WTFWT
>>62200875I hate being too much of a pussy to trust my gut. I feel like a clown baby retard when it happens.
>>62200880>There will be public hangings if they try to bail out this bubble againThere will be heroes of the bullrun
My stonks haven't moved all night, is there like a public holiday in Asia or what?
>>62200866Line goes up but unironically
Isn't it a bit curious that now with a new virus allegedly making the rounds it seems we are getting even closer to a deal with Iran and oil is tanking harder than ever? I thought the timing was interesting almost as if...
>>62200896They’re up like 5-10% retard. Going to the moon
>>62200896idk, but KRX is flat last 3 hours for some reason
So /smg/ managed to buy the exact top of SNDK?
>>62200880and who will enforce this unironically? even /biz/ favourites like Shkreli defend scum like SBF, you are delusional if you think that Altman, Amodei or any politician will get burned in the west. You, I and any other joe schmoe are scum to be kicked, taxed and spat upon.
>>62200907Everybody who isn't completely retarded knows. There is no "maybe" or "what if". It's all PRICED IN.
>>62200913This anon knows.
>>62200754what is pinkie pie doing
>>62200892it's worse when you call something months ahead of time, /biz/ tells you you're dumb because -some boomer shit from 2001's tech bubble- and then you turn out to be right "OH BUT EVERYONE IS RIGHT IN A BULLRUN" as /biz/edditors suddenly act like the best time to fomo in is 9 months after you first looked at this stock when it was cheap.
>>62200912at the very least it's a local top, but the redditors suddenly being all over it, the seething bulls screaming "fuck you bobo haha 15000 eoy" and the overnight pump from 1410 to 1500 and then dump were all very 'toppy' signs.
>>62200915>priced inWhat's priced in is democrats winning the midterms by 20 seats and voting for AMerican Rescue 2027 to keep inflating the dollar away to stop the debt from causing boomers to sneed.2027Holy fuckI wish I had just all ind anything.
Just buy SBSW. Their time is amost here.
how diversified should a portfolio be?
>>62200937Mine is 100% diversified in tech
>dump paper silver>8% up since TuesdayWill they rug it again? Seems to be tied to oil.
Keeping an eye on this still. It may just be a nothing burger but there's enough to keep an interest. I wouldn't want to be holding travel, leisure or airlines if this turns out to be a something burger.
>>62200946ok so shes been carrying the virus for several days and spread it to passengers traveling all over the world
>>6220094610000% nothing burger
>>62200946infection via particles vs rats is a huge difference, even ebola was kinda irrelevant
>>62200946My Japan trip starts this sunday. Hopefully they go full Madagascar again and lock down the country while I'm there.
>>62200501the fugg is this
>>62200955It's unconfirmed as the virus yet but there's a few dodgy looking contact cases now and growing. If it's confirmed then it's bad. She may just have an unrelated cold/flu. Just keeping an eye on it. If it's transmitted this easily though, we are fucked. It's much, much worse than COVID. Still just a lot of unknowns though.
>>62200964I'm flying Monday and Saturday. Sick of this shit.
the problem with hantavirus is that is actually has very high death ratio, no?
>>62200946I hate this movie
>>6220097040% that contract it die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1oFwoRRz2M>six years11k->20k15k->160k20k->300k8k->80k20k->50k15k->170kOver and over again just investing a smaller portion of my folio into 'boom' stocks and other investments would have given me outsized returns, allowing me to easily and safely keep doing it and insulate myself from losses while getting outsized returns.In a bullrun everyone is a genius, but more practically in a bullrun you have OPPORTUNITIES and when the bear comes back you lose those easy opportunities.
>>62200973thats almost 50 50wonder why this happening in the middle of ww3 stalemate
>>62200964>>62200969normie cocksuckers get trapped overseas
>>62200979Would be real handy if all travel had to stop just as we are facing a jet fuel crisis, wouldn't it?But that's incredibly schizo and I'm trying to give that up.
>>62200973not me though!
>>62200702No, announcing new EV rebates is the ult.They haven’t used it yet.
I'm pleased to announce that I just bought Sanrio stocks
>>62200983>normie cocksuckers get trapped overseasNo life wankers have never heard of domestic flights?
>Silver up another 4%B-bros?
>>62200991california is overseas, please stay there
>>62201003I'm flying from Edinburgh to London. I wouldn't visit America if you paid me.
NEW>>62201012>>62201012
>>62200970high death rate and low contagious rate, two factors that kill any potential of it being a pandemic, complete nothing burger take this shit to /pol/ please.
>>62201028There are suspected cases already in Spain, Switzerland, France, the canary islands, the Netherlands, Argentina, USA and South Africa.
>>62201039Oh, and Canada.
