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IREN is doin a lil sum
PSA: I REACHED NET NEUTRAL FOR TODAY.Next leg on the journey: 1000+ for today
Threadly reminder: The hentai virus have gonna be another COVIDIran is losing $500M a day for having the strait closed while countries started buying from the Gulf of AmericaWe are in a bull market and the mumu are getting slaughtered
SAP seems like such a good deal. Hoping for a dip tomorrow after it turns out the peace deal was bullshit.
Hope all intcels are feeling fine today. Still hodling.
what do you call this technical pattern?
>>62201772The pattern of me asking what ticker it is
>>62201772That's a bubble pattern, It's going to come straight down, like an EKG boss.
If GAUZ goes back to 50m market cap what is the stock worth?
>>62201772Line go up
>>62201772war with iran
What's the 10Y at, I'm hungry for that Axios pump.
>>62201771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1s4uDn4anw
>>62201772The distort statistics in one direction so you can then distort it the other direction to make it all on trend.
>>62201778Why would it do that? Aren’t those Jews under investigation for fraud?
Guys my automation and robotics ETF is up like 30% now, sell or hold?
>baker bakes a new breadBUDDY...YOU COULDA DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO
Gonna grind the whole day up
>>62201762I solded 1/3 of it because I just don't trust those fucking earnings. Every single stock is falling after beating earnings.I hope i am wrong. In that case, i'll buy more IREN-chan.
>>62201789do you see any robots near you? did that post write itself? long way to go.
>>62201772"Zoom In"Now Zoom Out.
FUCKI TRY NVIDIA 210 YESTERDAY AND NOTHINGTODAY!?FICKING 213 FIXM YOU ALL I HOPE YOU STEP ON LEGOS!!!!
>>62201758Is there a single reason not to buy NVAX?
>>62201775
what semi stock should i ape into
DRAM and DRAM accessories
>>62201793Your IREN girl bake is so sexy, I seriously want to bang her.
there are genuine retards out there trying to short MU and semis currently and get margin calledjust ride the wave at this point, no reason to short right now
>>62201788UH WHAT?!I THOUGHT JEWS WERE INVINCIBLE MONEY GODS WITH ZERO PROBLEMS AND EVERYONE WAS THEIR SLAVES?!?!??!FUCK YOU!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAARMFUCK ANYONE WHO MADE 999999x IN THE PAST WEEKSWHY IS IT NEVER ME AAAAAAAAAAAFUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>62201805have more, fren
I NEED TO SPEAK TO DAVID SOXL IMMEDIATELY! HOW COULD HE HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN?!
How to profit from this?
>today
>>62201809People expected too much from ARM after AMD's beat. It's earnings were fine, their call was a little cringe though. They've basically gone right back to where they were before AMD hype pumped them.
>>62201819iran needs snapchat so their stupid messages can disappear after 24 hours
>>62201819The Iranian president has always been a powerless figurehead and all such comments are for internal consumption.
mmmmfffff should i load up on SOXL calls
>>62201823>their call was a little cringe thoughYou could see it, too.What happened on their call, though?
>>62201823I BOUGHT THE 10% AFTER PUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK FUCK FUCK PUMP PUMP PUMP NIGGER ARM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NEW ATH WE DID IT SMIGGERSLETS CELEBRATE BY APING INTO GRRR:D
Goddammit why the fuck is Nutrien crashing? Straits still closed, probably indefinitely AND they just posted good earnings. Should've just sold my calls when it hit 77 a couple days ago motherfucker
>>62201825
What White Kid Did It?
So, Hantavirus is going to cause another toilet paper shortage, right? Meaning, buy PG?
I'm getting tempted to short Intel. It's been a trash company for 10+ years and will remain so.
QCOM $200
>>62201834Name 3 Iranian presidents and their contribution without sounding like Destiny.
>>62201831no man I think it would be so much cooler if everyone apes into PINS lol lmao even
Absolute brute force low vol pumping
Why nobody ever mentions good stocks like ddog here
>>62201837No thankfully it has too high of a mortality rate to be anywhere near as infectious as the coof.Its just a nice story to scare the Zero Covid subreddit :3MAMA IMMA BE A GORILLIONAIRE
So I went on /h/ to see if I could find any information about the Hentai virus, but I got really distracted by the implied sex thread and then forgot why I went to the board in the first place and came back here boss.
>>62201758On 5/7/2028 this is going to cost you $100+
>>62201828QA reduced to one guy going "AI AI AI AI AI AI!" like a magic spell and not answering questions. Pointed questions about 'ok but how is arm specifically positioned to benefit from the big capex spend of these other companies compared to other semis'. AI!
>>62201837It shouldn't but there's one confirmed super spreader event and she really fucking went for it so it's got potential.
>>62201843These hands are diamond. I don't care how many orphans have to die in Iran for my profits to go up! It will never be enough. If all the orphans die in Iran then we will just sacrifice more orphans to the Gods of profit. We are God's chosen, chosen people. My profits have a right to exist and this is a self defense profit making situation.
I was happier in 2018>>62201809MU in particular pisses me off because everything else is retracing but that cunt refuses. As soon as I buy in, that'll be when the dump starts. Cunt stock.
>OIL is high>Offer a DISCOUNT to the DUTCH to go BIRD WATCHING in a HENTAIVIRUS infested LANDFILL in ARGENTINA to create DEMAND DESTRUCTION for GLOBAL OIL with another PANDEMIC scare
Lol! Robinhood! Still Pumping!
>>62201839Speculation is a mental disease.
>>62201860are you about to start spamming selfies again?
>>62201841>CONDEMN HAMAS!
RKLB earnings today...are we blasting off gentleman?
>>62201855You were just crying here >>62201816
>>62201862Is he twink anon? Who brags about benching like 210lb or something?
>DRAM -1%Why can't we have a party going for barely 3 days in a row?
>>62201866
>>62201833because i had my mom sell hers yesterday =D
>>62201845>zero covid subredditholy shit lol>it infuriates me that if people took infectious disease one iota more seriously, we wouldn’t be in this situation. like not even covid. but the fact that people who are ill were allowed to leave and everyone is like “oh but they didn’t know it was hantavirus, they probably thought they had a cold so they went about their daily life”. INCORRECT. stop spreading ANYTHING with reckless glee and abandon and you won’t have to worry on the chance it ends up something Superbad like hantavirus. god almighty!>it’s truly infuriating to watch everyone panic and say they need to sink the boat. and outwardly questioning why everyone on the boat wants to leave and isn’t worried about spreading it, as if EVERYONE hasn’t spent the last 4 years ignoring and spreading the current pandemic
>>62201866I'd buy puterinos tbqh
>>62201867I'm still holding, also I hadn't sacrificed my first orphan for the day when I made that post. My Moloch and Baal account need to get primed before the pumping of profits can begin.
You guys did buy the Klarna bottom, right? It’s a long hold! Still time to get it
Reject fundamentals and due diligence. Embrace FOMO and trendwhoring.
XNDU
>>62201879Buy every dip, this is the fucking moonshot boys!
>>62201823yh it was a little cringe but the problem is supply. Management confirmed it has only secured enough wafers, memory, and packaging to fulfill the first $1 billion of that demand. The remaining $1 billion is still being worked through.
>>62201769The United States Navy opened up the strait. Gulf of Mexico oil is dropping.
>waiting for the market to correct and go back down so I can buy a bunch more VOO at 640 instead of 660.>its 675 todayBut wait there's more!>sold my nvidia at 196 to take years of profit>its 214 nowShould I just give up
>>62201807MU's slightly red doe?
>>62201885Years of profit sounds nice
OIL dumped hard. hope you guys bought some minors calls
stop being a faggot Schwab and approve me for vertical spreads
>>62201874A woman left the ship with her dead husband's body. She was sick. Got a 6hr flight to Johannesburg with 200+ other people. Got sicker on the flight. Got off that flight, hung around the airport, then boarded a flight to the Netherlands but cabin crew saw she was sick and said fuck no. She collapsed in the gangway after being removed and died within hours. Two of the Netherlands flight (which she was only on for 30m) are now in hospital with symptoms. Including a cabin crew member who continued flying for a week. They are still contact tracing people from the first flight she spent 6hrs on....This happened over a week ago. Incubation takes up to 6 weeks. Hopefully this isn't half as bad as it sounds.
>>62201874Just remember smigger, their vote is worth exactly as much as yours :)They are like duty bound Imperial Jap soldiers, holding out in the jungle fighting a war that ended decades ago, its funny teehee.
silver and mining accessories thoughbeit
>>62201882
what type of movie to watch to learn investing?I get bored reading books or youtube
Uhhh why is it going down boss?
>>62201894Priced in
>Somehow, GAMB has returned
>>62201907limitless
>>62201909recoobering
silber up 6.5%
>>62201898>Hopefully this isn't half as bad as it sounds.>GI complications of hemoragic feverHe blead to death out of his ass.Its bad.Whether its as contagious as it sounds is still being worked out.
>>62201914what's the real life equivalent to NZT?
>>62201907the hudsucker proxy
>>62201907>Big Short>Wall Street>Wall Street 2>Margin Call>Inside Job>Glengarry Glen Ross>Central Banking & The Enslavement of Man
>>62201917Vein popping. I had a SILJ call which I sold at significant loss
>>62201920endorphins, dopamine, serotonin and norepinephrine. fortunately for us they're free, you just have to move your body.
All my N's say HH
Someone just bought a lot of 5000-6000 SPX puts... hmm, worried about hanta?
PUMP ALREADY YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62201922>Glengarry Glen RossAbsolute cinema. Truly a Broadway play properly ported to the silver screen, impeccable performances included.
>>62201898>>62201874>>62201900This will not become a large scale epidemic. However, zero Covid zealots are correct. Spread can easily be prevented by not being filthy. A bioweapon can now be made in a shed. So some incel will make it to take revenge. The day of the final virus will come, and people will spread it eagerly.
>>62201926are they really going to do another pandemic / lockdown type play? hmm
>>62201923gotta hold till summer my man, trust the plan
Everything in my 'folio is red except for my QQQ related positions.
>>62201922>>62201907>finance moviesGay cringe and retarded
>>62201930Anon are you developing bioweapons in your shed? Come on you can tell me, I'm your smigger!
>>62201839>qualcom pumped>amd pumped>incel pumped>mu pumped>wd pumped>sanshit pumped>segate pumped>nigger and his stinky shit pumped>arm dumpedwhat did i buy? armNUKE THIS GAY EARTH ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62201926that's why the market is currently going up. they know the fed will take bigly action. the covid rally is still fresh in everyone's minds
>>62201844>>62201845if I filter both of these posts, the thread becomes better.
>>62201856yeah literally bought the top and sold the dump-500 € in 3 daysfuck mu
S&P Head & Shoulders makes me think we're about to receive some bad newsOil gets one last relief rally Then we get amazing news, complete 180 of the prior bad news drop.SO SAYETH BIZTRODAMU$
>>62201941Fake cultist thanks for playing
Slow bleed into redHope ya sold
>>62201926please posteando the data
>>62201883Annoyed and pissed off Jeffrey has that it factor going for him. You can tell he doesn't like hearing No as an answer
>>62201937>Only ARM dumped>AMD -2.27%>INTC -0.5%>MU -1.1%>SNDK -4.11%>ARM -8.42%What are you talking about?
>>62201950You are not going to scare me
3650 SPX
>>62201953you need iq over 10 to post here
You'll cowards don't even buy leveraged Micron computer
>>62201927 anon cut your losses and move on. ARM had not secured the necessary supply
>>62201914>>62201921>>62201922will I beat nasdaq with my port after watching these?
>>62201958>ARM close Tuesday: 207>ARM right now, Thursday: 217>You need an IQ of 10 to post hereThen why are you here?
>US Intelligence: Iran can outlast Trump’s Hormuz blockade for months - Washington Postwow how bullish
Who does OTC penny stocks, Merrill?
Markets Look Good!
When should I sell NOW? Up 10%. Don’t want to be left holding the bag
>>62201964how do you even manage to solve the captcha with your small brain? do you let mommy do it?we need bananas instead of dices for you lmao dumb monkey
>>62201967LAC anon shill me something
>>62201963Probably not.
what if any
>>62201971sell now now
>>62201943>Iran imposes new rules for Strait of Hormuz passage - CNNTold ya!
>>62201863>He can't name any Iranian presidents without being a wiki warrior but wants to glaze them
>>62201979REA
TIME TO SLURP NOK
>>62201971>>62201985
now we play the waiting game to see if there's a real retrace.
Do I sell my IBIT position sirs (currently up 10%).
>>62201963depends on your eye for details
>new worker/investor >saved emergency fund for six months>started looking into stocks, saw insane gains recently >now want to all into the snp 500 instead of being emergency baggieShould I all in or dca my emergency fund over a few weeks/months?
>>62201995No chance. We slow bleed until 732 then crab.
>>62201919Another case just confirmed in nijmegen Netherlands. He was on the cruise. Flew home. Confirmed through testing.
>>62201999keep that fund. dont get used to speculating with money meant for other allocations than stocks. now that u got the fund ur new excess money can go to stocks.
>>62201988>Iran imposes a new ruleHey Iran how about this for a new rule:Goatfuckers with a few speedboats for a navy don't get to dictate international waterway travel
White Kid Buy 2000 S-Class.
>>62201989Name three recent Israeli PMs and *their* contributions.I don't give a fuck about the internal politics of other countries, but if you want to play fuck around here: Rouhani cut the nuclear deal with Obama until Israel back-stabbed them, Khatami cut a deal with the US to help them fight Al Qaeda in Afghanistan until Israel back-stabbed them, Khameini won the war against Iraq.
>>62201998would you buy the same stocks at todays prices?
we've made all the gains that 2026 has to offer. it's mathematically impossible for the market to go higher from here
>>62201979Critical Metals would be a decent buy for both long term holds and a quick 6-7% tomorrow or more likely Monday.As a general bit of advice stay the hell away from Chinese Copper producers, they got themselves in a bit of a problem when the gulf reopens.
>>62201936If I were, I certainly wouldn't shitpost about it. Ever since the early days of Crispr, I am convinced that this will happen. Just look at this dumpster fire of a response. This is not the final boss, but the chaos shows that it is shit easy to spread some designer virus. Nothing was learned from Covid. Imagine what happens if someone makes a mild but cancerous cold virus. If similar enough, it could well spread for years until someone notices its properties. Then half the world wouldn't believe it, or start to infect others intentionally.
>>62202014i essentially do that every day when the market closes.
What the fuck man, the strait is still closed, people are struggling to get oil, gas is nearing $5. Why aren’t we deep mega red… what the fuck.
>>62202009>International Waterways>Half of which is in Iranian territorial watersMaybe don't let Israel talk you into bombing them and undermine any efforts at negotiating by murdering the negotiation teams and the nation's leadership and we can talk about "new rules"Bill Maher is a fuck.
>>62201907Honest answer, none. Don't be silly, there's no movie that's going to teach you how to invest. They're just entertainment that's more enjoyable if you're in this subculture.But to that point, Uncut Gems. Not really an investing movie per se, but demonstrates the psychological type of an investor/gambler well. Plus it made great memes
>>62202016normgroids need more money for more cruises for more plane tickets so they can eat rat shit in patagonia and vomit all over the plane and die BRING ON THE VACAY PUMP!!!
>>62202023I DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT IT HAS TO GO DOWN AAAHHHHHHHH
NATTY FEMALE GAS BROS.. WE ARE BACK
>>62202023Because none of that shit matters and it's all being priced in. We are consolidating suffering and it's really a beautiful thing. Stop feeling sorry for the goyim.
how long can this go
>>62202022tickers?
>>62202008I need less of a fund than I saved and I'm keeping half of it. I feel safe investing some of it
>>62202036AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OIL CRASH SOONhttps://xcancel.com/iamasoothsayer/status/1535494638391664641#
>>62202037intc googl and ssl are the only 3 contributing to that, everything else is a drag. and yes they're still buys. wkey snap btbt are 3 i'm also big on but they are not making me money
DD!
QCOMGODS WAGMI
>>62201837Don't worry there won't be any jet fuel for boomers aka Nurgle's Chosen to spread the Gift anyway
>nintendo gaps down after the starfox trailerlmao what a pos
>>62202024Iran thinking their entitled to control an international waterway because they "deserve it" is very incelic behavior. Btw, this is a Bill Maher board, you're not going to make it far here bad mouthing him.
>>62202042Does this mean oil is going to negative 30 cents again? Lmao
i'm getting raped in the space sector
>>62202013I don't know shit about Israel and it was funny to watch them get bombed for some shit they started. What's your point? Answer without sounding mad, Abdul.
>>62202023this guy gets it >>62202035let the goym deal in the real world.
Sandisk bros, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!! Why haven't you sold?
WHY IS SPX DYING?!WHAT DID YOU FAGS DO NOW!?I NEED 7400 TODAY, FAAAAGS!
>>62202058Jews are cancer this is a pol colony
>>62202042Its almost like they are planning things ahead of time and putting out policy papers and running drills to prepare for the next outbreak, just a cohencidence for sure
>>62202058>Because they deserve itOh my god. How long has this been going on?
>>62202068Sell so we can moon
guys another pandemic.. really.. 6 years ago since last and it lasted 2 years. feels so weird getting older time just flew since corona.
>>62202050wtf is going on the speculation is obscene
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62202067Why?>Michael Burry
>>62202053I think that was Golden Week ending and the stock getting slammed with 7 days of negativity at once
>>62202076I was a good goy during Covid. I’m not playing that game anymore after realizing how terrible normies became
White Kid Is Stuck In The Basin!
>>62202080I hold the pos ADR and it was green these past 2 days but I guess that was just trading on the currency...smfh
>>62202063Any mad that you hear is your own schizophrenia, friendo.
Cameco had a great quarter, they will be back in the green soon, probably today. Their fundamentals are great and projections say it will stay that way.
>>62202036Looks like I'm gonna get cucked by AAOI.
QCOM CRASHING
>>62202096Everything is slowing down. Not liking this at all
>>62201898>They are still contact tracing people from the first flight she spent 6hrs on....I was involved in the government COVID response and I have experience with the conctract tracing. In no way did the government response help, it was totally ineffective and chaotic. COVID was not a serious threat. If there was actually a real pandemic with a seriously contagious and deadly virus civilization is fucked. All the DEI and normal government retards, plus all the ones who want to see death and distruction, there can never be an effective response. You will see an effective response to shut down certain business and locations to drive down real estate prices and suddenly developers will pop up and buy at steep discounts, odd how that works so effectively
Now two confirmed cases of hanta virus in Netherlands with a third (stewardess) highly likely.
>>62202102Sorry, dude. Not falling for it again
everything either crashes and takes the 8000~ dollars i have invested with it, enabling me to buy the bottom with 60,000, or the 8000 pumps to 16k and I scream curse words thinking about the 180k I missed out on last month.
>>62202091>Any madHello saar
>>62202101The WHO have sent letters to the other passengers to monitor themselves. I wish I was joking. This has a 40% kill rate with up to 6 weeks incubation.
Hentaivirus doesn't sound too bad.
any public cos have hanta remedies? mrna?
>brent 2% higher than when I bought my 3x >somehow I'm 3% downFuck this shit
>>62202102germs are nature's way of culling the week and i have not been sick since i was in school but even then there were reasons for that
>>62202102>>62202107>>62202109>>62202111Wow, totally organic posts… nothing to see here!
>sold silver on local top>brent pumpinginshallah it goes a percent or two more so that I can sell brent and hold nothing this weekend
>>62202111No treatment except ventilator. No vaccine. Last one attempted all lab animals died. Who makes ventilators?
>>62202102Are we seriously having another faggot track some virus again? You know how many nothing burgers have come out of you worry faggots after covid.
>all this virus talkokay, so new stimmy check when?
>>62202106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj8_k33dd-c
>>62202095Holy shit I worked there for a few months after college while looking for a real job. God damn their stock price was $5 at the time lmao
>ze war is old talk, deploy ze new FUDWhat is this weak chicken shit?
>>62202113It's your own immune system that kills you. Hope yours isn't too strong.
>new lockdown because some patient x jeet ate rat shit infested foodbased and comfy
>>62202107Mankind has survived so many horrifying things.
I literally don’t get it, is all you need to succeed is buy the dip and have diamond hands?!?!?!
While you faggots are talking about germs and viruses COKE is taking a hit. No one wants their sugary poison!
Alright smiggers, what's the next guaranteed 10x gain?
>>62202117Early ventilation is how they juiced up the early COVID death rates. No one is falling for this shit again. Those dutch retards that decided to go bird watching in a rat infested landfill to save some pesos made their bed, and now they have to shit in it.
>>62202118I don't fucking care what you think. 70% of this site are retards and fuckwits. Why would I care?If you're so fucking knowledgeable, go long some fucking cruise lines or airlines you clever cunt.
>>62202036Nebius next week and AMAT, then NVDA on the 20th, this rally will last another year, Google, Amazon, META, Microsoft aren't slowing down on spending, as Zuck said companies have more to lose from missing out on AI than they do from investing and not making that money back, they already has an established source of revenue that isn't tied to AI
babe, listen to this >>62202121
>get tired of not getting hired>"so what did you do in your last job for this position blah blah">make upI need a 100x in crypto, or a 10x in stocks, or one 4x at 2x leverage for a 15x followed by another.
>>62202129GRRRMDAIDDGXIREN (If you get in at $35 after earnings tank)ZM
>>62202126Portfolio's don't. This is an investing thread......I don't give a fuck if people die but if people are investing, I'd assume a possible pandemic might be of interest to them?
let me guess the pandamic will 40% killl ratio is priced into the market as well
>>62202129Inversing my positions.I currently have 3x brent, so you might want to short it
ITS OVER
There won't be lockdowns but the market will dumb back to 6500 all the same, then springboard up again. I;m not falling for the fakeout this time.>>62202128a 2 liter costs 4:49 at harris teeter. That's way too expensive.
>>62202017>+6-7%Alright i bought some CRML calls. thanks LACGOD
>>62202023Because that has 0 impact on what's driving the market and that's AI capex, the players are the largest companies in the world who are spending hundreds of billions of dollars and are willing to pay any amount
>>62202132That was unironically the play to make after the covid dip. Cruiselines and airlines were one of the first to double during the v shaped recovery. Even if it does happen there is money to be made but being a virus worry fag ever since then has never been cool. Get fucked yourself you retarded trend seeker.
>boomers panic selling over a nothingburger rodent virusWhy are they like this?
>>62202101Oh a fellow Covid wagie. I spent the spring 2020 trying to explain high school math to low ranking politicians, got so much zoomer style empty stares back. Winter 20/21 curfews with my license to be in public was cash. Empty roads. I never worked in tracing, but you say what I always suspected from the data I got.
SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL/SMG/ SEEEEELLLLLLL
>90% cashTalk me out of slurping the MU/SNDK dip...
Remember that $4 a day could feed a starving African child like M'buko. If M'buko had bought DNN last year he would have $10 of DNN right now and wouldn't be forced to dig up Coltan for a militia hired by a sleazy Belgian Company while going to sleep every night listening to the soldiers rape his sister. Do you want to end up like M'buko? Buy a share of DNN today and fuck Belgium.
>>62202141It is very interesting.
>bought a little MRVU>now is when it dumpsFucking kekBut I knew it would dump on me and I knew I would buy while tired and it was a bad idea, so>>62202129short me>>62202138>MDAIfucking lmao I remember finding this one................................at work Back in fucking september 2025 when I saw sandisk and thought it had topped out. Fuck my ass. I'm never going to retire.
I put $4.20 into Tesla at 3AM so at least today is not a complete loss.
>>62202128A 12 pack of Coke costs damn near double what it cost only a few years ago.
>>62202076>>62202042qrd? the fug is hanta
>>62202107let's hope so. if I die from rat aids, I won't have to face the fact I screwed myself out of a million bucks 5 years ago and out of bitcoin back in 2013 and my life has basically been over since 2008 since the recession fucked any chance of me ever starting and having a real career.
>>62202163>>/h/
>>62202157but the entire global economy depends on M'buko's sister being raped. Tocqueville speaks of this
>>62202165>dip buying GOD
>Avanza conveniently fucking dies around the time of the dumpEpic, simply epic.
I'TS OVER OVER
are bears just never gonna mention muh hormussy ever again and focus on the new virus now? i guess it shows it wasn't that important even to them
>lunch break
>>62202152>has never been coolGet fucked you normie fucking clown. I've never been cool and never will. Disgusting.
>>62202004Told ya here
Buy every dip!
I just woke up why are we red
>>62202173The US hasn't even released 20 million barrels worth of crude oil from the strategic reserves yet and it's been drawn down for nearly two months now, Strait of Hormuz was completely overblown
>>62202181We had a niggerraping blastoff Tuesday and it's Nigger Thursday
>>62202181major news pending so nobody wants to buy all time highs
would (you) buy MU at 650?
>>62202191If I had $650 to spare yes
>>62202169M'buko is a bad investor who lacks the ability to self start. When the nearby village got hit he didn't immediately join the militia and lost his second mover advantage. When they entered his village he had no portfolio and now he is left holding bags. Literally, they make him carry bags of ore and beat him if he drops them. Now his dental plan is in jeopardy because of that one asshole who likes hitting people in the face with the buttstock of his AK. Rather compelling argument for small cap strategic metals wouldn't you say?
>>62202181because i sold all my puts yesterday at a 60% loss
>>62202181>why are we redww3, pandemic with 40% kill rateGlobal economic crisis, civel unrest...its a wonder
>>62202199You mean WW4, right?
y-you sold most of your positions in may and went away right, anon?
>>62202163a possible second opportunity to inverse oil bigly and get covid rich if you missed out during the rona
>>62202199Maybe there would be less unrest if everything just kept going up
>>62202197hmm yes yes my good fellow but what of M'buko's sister and the rape?
Just ate a Kiwi. Kiwis are green, which is why we'll go red.
>>62202204TRVTH NVKEBut yeah there's always "civil unrest" when Trump's in office also that's only something that concerns poors so that's a terrible excuse for a dump
>>62202209The golden kiwis are 100x better btw, give them a shot
>>62201931yes, if the oil shortage becomes critical.
>bought the top again awardAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62202207>the speech bubblesKEK
How the fuck are SNDKcucks down more then my oil position lol lol >>62202187Profit taking too I would assume
>>62202076dude someone tell the writers it’s too soon and unoriginal. They’re going to kill their ratings!!
>>62202178brVtal
i sold all my holdings. im 100% cash now. yes i timed the top yet again
>>62202217Michael Burry said a thing. It will wear off .
>>62202217why the fuck is oil down
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>62202222It was pretty easy to tell the local top here desu
Zoom out bros. It’s ok to be down .2%
>>62202222Same here took a loss on my oil of 5% but seems to be offset by everyone profit taking, if the Iran news comes out might pick up some oil companies or USO because the drop in oil prices will far exceed the physical reality
>>62202222>>62202228based 4 figure geniuses
>>62202222Chad, I’m 90% cash myself
>>62202209>>62202212ruby red kiwis are the true kino experience and are in season now
ok since bobos love asking "what news caused this pump" I will ask what news caused this dump?
>>62202233*kisses you*Look it was a repeat of when MU last had a top at like 460. Also I'm still holding because I'm holding for another year
>>62201758Namibia got raped
>>62202199>pandemic with 40% kill rateif a virus is so lethal that it kills the host that frequently it will have trouble spreading, its a nothingburger that gets solved with half an axios tweet
>>62202224Seems gulf allies are strong arming the us into a deal with Iran, NBC reported that Kuwait and Saudi both forbade US usage of their bases to help in operation freedom which is why it was ultimately canceled (not because the Pakistanis asked) I think we are going to be in limbo over a Iranian response for. A fair while given the whole one week timetable can even see trump extending the deadline so he can meet with xi the deal with it
>we're back to where we were half a trading day ago >bears actually talking about crashes
>>62202238>what caused this dump The pump
MRNASISTASNVAXCHADSARE WE PRINTINGYET ??
I bought the top
>>62202224A peace deal is about to be announced chud, besides oil is actually cheap,when you factor in inflation oil prices today at $100 would be equivalent to less $50 in 2008, oil prices back then were $150 which would be over $300 today
closed all my trading tabs, have a nice weekend anons
Guys why is it going down, I literally just got back in yesterday, this is total bull shit boss!
>>62202245Just wouldn’t touch oil until their is more clarity, I personally am watching USO and leaving oil equities on the table to many non systemic issues related to them unable to realize NgL prices to bother buying
so did the anime bobo go all in today?
>>62202248things dump, there's some retarded tweet, things pump. today is a buy
I just sold a bit more, let the pump commence
>>6220223490% * cuz i bought back some critical metal and tqqq calls
>>62202254freak the fuck out and sell so you can buy the next top in a couple days
>selling during lunch breakthese prices will be their dessert
Do freaking glad I didn't buy the top I knew the crash was coming
>>62202248The only people complaining are bears, like >>62202262 alludes to
>>62202263well of coursered=buy
I bought XNDU yesterday after it dumped over 50%
>>62202266how long have 7 figure anons been investing?
>>62202177Yeah you will never be smart either. You are a retarded loser tracking every virus hoping it's the next covid. You are a literal bug chaser, aka a total faggot.
>>62202023there is no mass unemployment forcing retail investors to sell their investments. retail are such powerful dip buyers you can't expect any price discovery to happen while they dominate the market.
>>62202274>50%dipbuyingGOD
>>62202256Eeeh I am more skeptical after hearing what the prime minister of Iran had to say to the media after meeting the supreme leader for 2 hours and the WSJ report that it would take a 4 month blockade to successfully hurt Iran not a one month one like trump wanted, I would watch oil and maybe some very beaten up oil equites but keep exposures fairly minimal
>market dumps>zooms upShit that never happens when we pump like retards for 6 hours straight
>>62202276it's all fun and games until it becomes a sticky on pol
>>62202274wtf happened
What goes up ... must come down.
Im thinkin about putting the money I planned for a car down payment into these MU, AMD, TSM and GOOG dips.
SANDISK IS FUCKING CRASHING AHHHHHHHHH
>>62202289Holy top
>>62202259Even the jews are getting bamboozled, is this a top signal?
>>62202156Do a spread with SNDK. Things won't be stable until the Pokemon-card trade with WDC, after May 8.
long ivermectin?
>>62202290Better go to 500
>>62202290(((BERNSTEIN)))!!!
lol gg bros I'm gonna fuck off until june and this pos market better pump by then
>>62202279This deal is about opening the strait in 30 days, nuclear talks will happen at a later date, I fully expect Trump to not attack Iran even if a deal over Iran's nuclear enrichment isn't reached, he's had a sobering reality of the folly the Iran war was, I expect him to pivot that the Iran war was really about the Strait of Hormuz and for him to say he won the war by getting it reopened while getting none of the demands he originally wanted, he's desperately seeking an out and this gives it to him
Sell in May
>>62202307Touch some grass for us
>>62202311There's going to be a bullrun until July.
>>62202314July 2028
>>62202311you first and post proof you sold it all
You did buy oil this morning when I told you to, didn't you anon?
SOXL REDSOXL REDWHAT YHE FUCK ISBUAPOENING
>>62202302TKD
>>62202311if you are gay
>>62202302So THIS... Might turn out to be the real reason. We'll have to wait until earnings again to tell these retarded investors that prices won't go down.
silver
What junior miners are we gambling on
>>62202321I also lied about the NBIS insider dumps a few threads back too.
>>62202325>EpsteinFUCKINGGOD
ALMIGHTY DUMP
>>62202302>downgrade fudlet the goyim deal in the real world
>>62202309>, I expect him to pivot that the Iran war was really about the Strait of Hormuz and for him to say he won the war by getting it reopenedInteresting take, I do agree with you that the threshold to return to active war would be Iran fully chimping out like it did in early march, but I have a inverse opinion of negotiations where I believe nuclear is actually on the table to some degree and hormuz is basically off it completely not saying it won’t open but it will be under Iranian control the leverage it gives Iran is basically the same as if they had a nuclear weapon and if Israel attacks them they can close it ramping global pressure on them, Israel may break the ceasefire as if the war ends like this it’s a absolute disaster for yahu politically speaking
> nows
>>62202340GET THESE NIGGERS OUT OF MY STOCKS
>>62202340>futs
Rare Earths Americas still pumping today. My interest in dixie mining will surely save me from this otherwise dismal day.
>>62202351I just bought zee dip on LAC.
>>62202347>LEAVE HER ALONE!
>>62202349
hopefully i don't get fucked on SOUN earnings..
>>62202347>painted nails>earring>pearl necklaceWhat's going on here
>>62202332>anonGOD
>>62202329HYMC
>>62202259I think there’s jitters all this one page memorandum bullshit is a pretext to another sneak attack gobbler. Who knows anymore.
>SHAKBy the saints
Would food/agricultural stocks be better to buy because of the nothingburger virus or tech stocks? I'm still buying crude oil dips because I know it will come up again.
I just bought 1 (one) sandisk computer stock
>>62202383>>62202383>>62202383
I panic solded everything thinking that boomers were buying this hamsavirus psyop shit again.Anyway...time to buy dips I guess.
>>62202337At this point I fully expect Trump to concede in this war and allow Iran to control the strait, he has shown he's unwilling to resume kinetic operations despite Iran bombing the UAE, the US has not increased assets in the region during the ceasefire(Contrary to what people claim, those planes were likely carrying more missiles and defence systems that the US earlier exhausted) above all else Trump cares about the markets, he's constantly waited for weekends to conduct military ops because of how the market might react, he deflects any criticism by stating how well the markets are performing
>>62202329>What junior miners are we gambling onI like the ones that do not actually have mining permits, and never submitted a complete application to get a mining permit, that dilutes constantly, the CEO love thaibois, and is shilled non stop.
>>62202374I don't get it, WW3 was cancelled until further notice, and now everybody thinks it's a good time to sell their stocks, this shit doesn't make any fucking sense, fuck this shit! fuck the niggers! fuck the jannys, and fuck Iran, I hope this peace deal falls through and they all die a horrible death. Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
>>62202362Athenian. They are men. They know they are men. They might even be fit men. But they are Athenian.
>>62202404They’re waiting on the groundwater study, Bucko. Don’t be nasty. It’s just discounted right now
