uncel jeff edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4previous smigger thread>>62216117
kek INTCels
My nama Jeff
>Hims & Hers is already 6,4% up BEFORE the Earnings even releasedUhhhhh put-bros... I'm getting a heart-attack here... did I miss anything?
> nows
Aped into DRAM this morning like a retarded brolic walut-brained silverback gorilla bonobo nigger let's get it
>>62216713Trust the plan they will dump come earnings. This is all varus hype...
what calls should i buy before going to sleep rn
Bull or bear, can we all at least agree that this market is gay as hell?
Bobs n vagene
>>62216701EXTREMLY BASED
>>62216701Should I buy more in the money dec 18 DRAM calls?I'm kinda scared I've never gambled like this but I think memory shall continue to pump
>>62216721It do be gay but I guess that makes me gay too
Does everyone who posts on /smg/ just have more than $100k in their brokerages? Are there any poorfags on here at all?
>>62216721I'm just thankful the market is open, weekends suck
Another fantastic day for Iron Mountain
>learn about AIS>of course, it's after the rallyfuck me
>>62216719>PEWlol wtf...
At what percentage profit do Smiggers cash in their calls/puts? Go for the 9999% Limitbreaker or is 50% the general rule?
I'm so fucking sick of watching voo pump while holding vxus. Diversify my ass. I lost out on like 15k gains by splitting my stack. Please tell me it is going to have its moment in the next several years....
>>62216726Don't gamble. Invest in small safe increments with a trailing stop loss just to be safe.
>>62216726>waaaaaaaaa im scaaaaaared waaaaaaaaa should i buy????? stop crying and buy these calls
>>62216737This is why you embrace VT and never look back.
>>62216742What did he mean by, “let them (goyim) deal in the real world”?
I'M GOING TO DEAL IN THE REAL WORLD
AI is fucking worthless. Shit keeps trying to tell me that being a tranny isn't a mental illness. If this is what (((THEY))) are spending trillions of dollars on, you know it's just so (((THEY))) can maintain control.
>>62216719I got a put option on Hims & Hers but now my asshole is clenched because that shit is pumping before the earnings are even out.Other that that I got:Calls on BullishCalls on AlibabaPuts on Cisco
>>62216726If you already have a position I'd wait until the samsung strike bullshit blows over before adding, it's like 1/3 of the fund
>>62216743SCHD and JNK probably gonna outperform VT over next decade imo. New ATH after the next dump wont be until after WW3 ends
>caught the DRAM bus>missed the MRAM space elevatorWhich ram is next bros?
sick of this basically daily gap up shit T B HI'm just trying to reinvest some cash positions but it's also retard to buy at a mega-ATH. What the fuck fundamentals even support a 100 point rise in the SP500 in like 2 weeks?and I know the second I put my money in, this shit crashes. Don't worry, I'll let you guys know when I do tho
>>62216746He meant (You) are not part of the tribe.>Let the pigs deal in the mud>Let the ants deal in the dirtEt cetera.
should I pay the fee for transfering my assets on robinhood out to another brokerage?is keeping $25k+ on robinhood dumb?
>>62216756>JNKSPHY has a higher yield and a lower expense ratio by 0.35%
>>62216701Do you think he did it? I read the emails and while it was obvious he was trafficking Russian models I didn't see any evidence any were kids. Even with the model trafficking, the jobs and colleges seemed legit, he got pissed off with a few for not sticking to their work or studies. He definetly did fuck them though, he openly talks about this in the emails. Whether they were coerced or not who knows? The Palm Beach incident unfortunately does seem to have been a case of genuine pedophilia. His argument was that he didn't know they were underaged but they found report cards at his house. My conclusion is that he knew but didn't care. I've so far found no evidence that he was deliberately looking for kids.
>>62216726shouldve aped into the new thing which is SOXX, it'll probably last longer than DRAM
Say it one more time for the smiggers in the backKEKOILBAGGOTSKEK XD
The fact that normies aren't talking about memory stocks yet is extremely bullish imo
>>62216719> RGTII'll play it at 18
RAM and RAM accessories will not meaningfully pull back again this yearMaybe not even next year
Obviously going to reach a new ATH in the session and then even pump in AH. Like, c'mon
>>62216768>my coworker was still pegged on Intel last ThursdayBullish>Cramer says buy Micron todaybearish
>>62216768They are, unfortunately.https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/top-stocks/the-chip-stock-juggernaut-shows-no-signs-of-slowing-down/ar-AA22Nt8r>>62216775We have absolutely no way of knowing that. Remember February, anon. Remember the heeming we took out of the blue on no news of anything.
KEK ASTS BAGGOTS
>>62216736Never settle for less than 1000%
isn't META like giga undervalued?
If you want a penny stock thats actually a great and interesting company check out Nekkar Asa
>>62216771Apparently my brother made money on that one
The space jews are making me a lot of money
SOXL
>>62216784Yes META in 26 is like GOOGL in 25
>>62216716>>62216718>>62216726>>62216742>>62216768>>62216775these are the posts that are making my brain scream >sell your fucking MU today
>>62216775Also, take this into account:>ORLANDO, Florida, May 11 (Reuters) - As the artificial intelligence boom accelerates, stock market concentration is reaching historic proportions – and not just ?in the U.S. where tech megacaps like Nvidia and Alphabet dominate. Increasingly, top-heavy indices are a feature of global equity markets, not ?a bug.>The rise of the "Magnificent Seven" U.S. tech giants has amplified equity market concentration. The top 10 U.S. stocks currently account for 33% ?of the overall market's value, according to Morgan Stanley analysts, and 37.5% of the MSCI USA index.>It's even more extreme in some other tech-heavy markets. The top single stocks in South Korea and Taiwan – Samsung and TSMC – account for around 20% and 40%, respectively, of their benchmark indexes, Morgan Stanley figures show. In fact, these two companies alone account for a fifth of the entire MSCI Emerging Markets Index, which covers 24 countries.
GAUZ to 15?
Uh oh MIGAtards!Looks like DRUmPF fell asleep during a press conference AGAIN
>>62216794thats ok enjoy your nap lil guy
AMD PUUUUMMMPPPP
>>62216788
NEW ATH (again)WE DID IT SMIGGERSWOOOI'M RUNNING OUT OF CHAMPAGNE TO POP
>>62216779I'd rather have it cool off and trade sideways for a bit before going up again
>>62216784yes its pretty interesting ATM. couple things to note1) some nothingburger trial pending about minors access to social media/impact on youth and possible age verification or safety standards. pretty irrelevant but its the first time there have been lawsuits like this and its setting a precedent that META is responsible if some kid ropes himself2) "AI wearables" will probably crash and fucking burn for being fucking retarded just like the whole metaverse bullshit where no one wants to wear a headset and shitthat being said its still the most interesting of the FAGMAN stocks to me
>>62216765He was into 17 year old hags and yuri. The island was overhyped as fuck.
>>62216791>>62216792OO OO AA AA ITS GORILLA TIME GAMB GRR GAINS TRAIN ARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGH *pounds chest* ROOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRR *snaps brown bear in half* TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62216792h-heh, surely nothing bad will happen with basically consolidating our entire country's economy into a handful of AI-mania stocks
>>62216794>taking a picture of Trump when he blinks is breaking newsWhat's wrong sweety? Hentai virus meme not creating enough FUD to stop you from being liquidated??
>>62216800Did a leveraged ETF ever go bust?
>>62216736>50% the general rule?options are volatile, your 50% gain could evalporate quickly. You place your trade with expriy 30 days out, two days later you are up 50%, I would close and take the money. 50% is just a number, maybe it jumps 65%, 82% - same, close and take the money. If it dumps right away you have time to see it recovers to profit or minimal loss. Its investing not gambling, play the long game of realizing wins over and over and not going to big for you. Pay attention to the companies you play options on, follow them, follow their progress and setbacks. I dont understand people who just look at a screen and play the options based on some "TA" or lines they draw. I think that is why most lose money. Choose the companies carefully
>>62216808Wait a second- are you a bear in disguise underneath that money costume?
>>62216817Yeshttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/amds-38-surge-just-killed-192839902.html
>>62216812>People missed out on generational wealth because SneakO told them the west was finishedBEST TIMELINE
>>62216767OIL NIGGERS BTFO won
>>62216729100k is a poorfag. I’m a poorfag. I’d say 250k is the bare minimum when you can start taking your foot off the pedal a little
>>62216810What it means is when the market perceives that the supply-side issues in memory and storage are beginning to resolve themselves and the tsunami of money propelling MU, SNDK, WDC etc. through the roof begins to slacken, the resulting bloodletting is going to take the entire tech sector with it. And every single supposedly safe stodgey blue chip mutual fund and ETF that I've looked at is 40-50% invested in tech stocks. VOO will not be a safe receptacle for your AI winnings. Make phat bucks while you can, but evelop a game plan now and keep those trailing stop loss orders in place.Here endeth the sermon.
>>62216820No, this is Patrick.
>>62216824Brvtal.
>>62216831I'll trust you...for now...
>>62216779how long have you been MUanon?
KORU just passed 1000 points!!! OMEDETOU! *pachi* *pachi*
>>62216836DAS RAYCIS THE KOREANS DON'T SPEAK JAP
>>62216794sleepy sognald
Trump threatening to use a fucking nuke and how come markets are fucking green?!?! Make it make sense bros?!?!
Both accounts green today it's an actual miracle
To all the other poorfags (<$250k port):Had you got a $1.3M port like the anon who posts his daily updates here, what would you do? Withdraw at a certain limit, like at $1.5M let's say, try to time the market (based purely on intuition) or ride the wave until you start losing? Keep it forever?And if you withdraw, then what?
>>62216729I started with 2 grand like 3 days ago. Im just diversifying like crazy and setting all my positions to reinvest because I dont really have the balls for this daytrading shit and it seems like a faster way to save money than just holding on to cash. All told ive made like $100 so far
>>62216793Fuck you. I could have sold on 65% up today. I asked in the thread. I begged for the GAUZ anon to show himself but he was nowhere to be seen. Now it’s in the negative. This was my chance. My last chance to make mommy proud. Imagine the look on her face when I said I just made 200 bucks on stocks
>>62216839If the Imperial Jap Army and Navy could coordinate in WW2 the Gooks would now be speaking Jap alright
>>62216836where can i watch korean p*rn?
>>62216834Since late last year. I wanted to alert fellow anons to what a screaming buy it was, and it still is IMHO. But I initially advocated a 20% trailing stop loss, and that turned out to be too damned generous in a jittery market. I've trimmed that down to 12% now.
>Meta Platforms (META) is being sued by Santa Clara County, California, over allegations that it "knowingly facilitates and profits from billions of scam advertisements" on Facebook and Instagram
>>62216845I think he threatened to use it before so it's old news now
Alright you apes got me. I was going to sell my LLY and buy more Uranium and lithium stocks but instead i bought $1k of VCX. So what do i do, just hold this filthy tech garbage for a few days then sell it when green line goes up? It seems so uncivilized.
Holy shit ts Russian hoe is sucking me financially dry. ASTS better go up 30% today.
>>62216830I'd love to make phat bucks but I can't in good conscience put more money in when shit like VOO is up straight 100 points higher than when I last bought it
what does meta even do nowadays. I dont know a single person who is still using facebook. its a dying plattform for boomers and older millenials.
Love GAUZ and AMDHate Trump and SBSWThat's all.That's the post.
>>62216794Buy signal
>>62216845>the populace is finally fatigued with the MSM hyperbole to the point where it doesn't affect markets anymoreincredibly based.The whole reason we even had that Feb heeming is cause of MUH WW3 MUH IRAN MUH DRUMPXYZJF kvetching they were blasting
last chance to buy pre-split SOXL under 190
>>62216864I kept thinking the same thing about getting back into Micron after selling too early but it just kept going up day after day after day. Would've missed out on 51% profits this time around had I kept waiting trying to be disciplined and responsible. It's financially retarded but that's the world we live in at the moment.
>>62216845>Trump threatening to use a fucking nukeSource?
>>62216861Kek, I'm up 8% on UEC and 5% on LAC today.
>>62216865they own instagram and whatsapp
>sold my 600 entry MU bag>80% cash>everything looks expensive, don't feel like buyingWho else /indecisive/?
>>62216883rocketlab is a money printer lately
>>62216862How much does she charge an hour?
>>62216845>genocide is bullish>nukes are bullish>war is bullish>missing earnings is bullish>inflation doesn't exist and we don't have any but also we beat inflation because it was transitory>oil ripping is bullish>metals ripping is bullish>supply shortages are bullish>layoffs are bullish but also no one got laid off because we plagiarize employment data and we always have record employment because we don't count dropouts anymore>fentanyl hobo camps are bullish>promising everything and delivering nothing is bullish>maxed out credit cards and missed payments is giga bullish>assassination attempts are bullish
>>62216883If you've got nothing, CAT
>>62216864If you're making money, then keep doing whatever you're doing.
can the anon that made me buy krknf reply please? I just want to talk
>>62216882might sound retarded but how do they make money with whatsapp? I never had an add there.
>>62216896>made meHmm
>>62216861>So what do i do, just hold this filthy tech garbage for a few days then sell it when green line goes upYes. Don't hold that whore long term. Don't marry her.>>62216883You have to do it.
>>62216883Isn't MU still at like 20 P/E?
>>62216883>selling when it's just gonna pump until earningsngmi
>>62216883Full port Cerebras IPO on market open. Reasons:1. Semiconductor2. Name sounds like a faction from Mass Effect 23. Chip
>>62216848>started investing 3 days ago with 2 grand and up 100 dollarydoos at the all time highyep.. I'm out. top signal is in
>Mass Effect 2Getting heavy unc vibes ngl.
>>62216911You'll be back
>>62216875they wont do it
>>62216911you coming back is the real top signal
I have no idea what my exact portfolio worth is at the moment cause I dont have Internet in my apartment but I think I'm past 100k € now thanks to AMD.
>>62216916Mass Effect was gay, and people who played it were also in fact gay boss.
INTCEL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62216902See >>62216853. It's around 35 now, which is in line with the rest of the industry, but its forward PE and PEG are absurdly low.
>>62216865I make like $5000/month reselling bullshit on Facebook marketplace man. its the only FAGMAN company I actively use other than Amazon
>>62216889RKLB sounds nice, ASTS looks a little too risky for me>>62216893That's what the 20% is in kek>>62216906I'll have to look at that, if there's a good lock-up period I might just do that
>be POET>consolidate all fucking day near hod>shorts can't get out>ph incomingwuts gunna happen?
>>62216911Im gonna buy more when it dips too
>>62216854>Santa Clara County will lead the lawsuit alongside three outside law firms: Bernstein Litowitz Berger & Grossmann, Renne Public Law Group, and Bishop Partnoy.
>>62216701hey anonsI want to bet big money on Harley Davidson going bankruptwhats the best way to do it?I think they will go under while the company is 129 years old
>>62216916I'm 27 niggy
if you won't buy cerebras after IPO, are you even allowed to post here?
>>62216922>cant check his account>no internet>posts on 4chanyou at the library or something bro? also checked
>>62216708Intel is up today retard
so does Microsaar have any izzat left at this point? you'd think it would be mooning with the rest of the tech sector at this point
>>62216709Jeff Epdog
>>62216934unc>>62216937kek INTCel
>>62216729$5k here. >>62216848>it seems like a faster way to save moneyThis is the exact reason why I started. How do you resist the urge to just YOLO into SOXL? Here is me trying to be sensible saving my paychecks and diversifying into blue chips and PMs and staying poor while watching some already rich guy's portfolio double every month.
>>62216721Yes
Oh no
>>62216950NIIIIIIIIGGERRRRRRRRRSSSSS
>>62216709It's only up 3% today, we're not even beating daily inflation Intel bros... It's over
>>62216883IKTF.I'm like 75% cash rn but I also know the nanosecond I put that shit back it's triggering the>'E BOUGHT? DUMP EETbog call
>>62216919I haven't had a job in three years and you niggers didn't listen to a single ticker I shilled... you never listen. the shit you faggots shill now is up 300% since I posted about it years ago and was flamed. you niggers literally always buy the exact fucking top and then ghost after your port explodes
>>62216947If you want something higher-performing than a stodgey old blue chip fund, I've had excellent luck with AIRR. Give it a look-see.
MU WTFWT
>>62216960OH NOOOO WHAT NOW
>>62216936On my phone with mobile data
>>62216958have you tried posting with a trip so people know it's you and can track the success of your advice?
>>62216950Normies are apeing into DRAM now.My bullshit detectors are flashing red.
>>62216848>top signalfuck off
>>62216926Q2 2026? But it's only May? Talk me into buying. I am tempted. Tired of being poor. I am scared because a) I know nothing about the AI industry except that I heard it's a giant bubble burning cash in the hopes of an AGI fantasy b) MU RSI is way overbought right now.
bought META under $600, that means we dump to $500
>>62216958Where can I trade in my post menopausal Gookfu for a goth farmer girl with way less miles boss?
>>62216960>>62216962I just looked what the fuck is going on
>MU is still going up
BROS WHAT THE LE ACTUAL FUCK? HOW WHERE IS ALL THIS MONEY COMING FROM?
>>62216890Its not a full on prostitute type deal, its gifts, dinners at restaurants, stuff like that. Probably a lot more expensive than a prostitute that looks the same, but at least you get something that doesn't feel fully transactional.
>>62216848You dont need to diversify like crazy with two fucking grand retard. Either buy an ETF thats already diversified or buy 2-4 companies that you have analyzed and hold them.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
no no noNO NO NO
Despite all the green, DOW is still under 50K. Bondi really did call the top.
Yeah, I can see that.
Are (((they))) planning a giant rug pull?It’s the only way I can explain the present market
>>62216969Once again, with feeling:>Buy a small harmless amount. Put a 10%-12% trailing stop loss on it and leave it alone. Wait for it to go up above your stop loss, so that you are assured of making money. Then buy a little more. Then a little more, whenever you feel brave. If the stop loss executes, have the self-discipline to let the stock recover to the point at which you sold. Then start the whole laborious process all over again.This is what I've been doing since last November, and I had to start all over again in March, and a third time with Sandisk a week and a half ago. I am up 71% for the year. You do not need to risk your ass to make money, anon. It can dump at any time. If it does, grit your teeth, wait for it to recover, and try again.
>>62216984>multitaskingGOD
>>62216983Actually only 10 stocks went up since March and they aren't included in DOW.
>>62216971>unironically wanting to date a woman who wears stinky feet boots Shiggy What’s everyone think of the spacex ipo soon?
>>62216976/CL bobos and mumus
>>62216976>>62216975>>62216974
>>62216977I've never understood the need for it to not feel transactional. As an autist I think it's silly to deny the obvious. In fact I prefer transactional relationships. No more worrying if you said the wrong thing or they found someone better, just pay them and they do what you want.
>>62216995I think it's neat, and I will buy some for the novelty value. Also, when Starlink goes public I will get some for free, and that's what interests me as a financial instrument.
>>62216999This is true by the way we're at the top guys have lots of fear
>>62216995Not looking forward to the inevitable 'to the moon' jokes.
>>62216995>What’s everyone think of the spacex ipo soon?Elon is a fascist. SpaceX and SBSW are fascist companies.
>>62216988I dunno, I've sold most of my shit apart from my retirement account boomer ETFs, amazon stocks and a small call in MU.
>>62216999current volume is nothing special
what happens if Washington does its thing and instead of 13-11 we get a 12-12 deadlock on the senate committee and Warsh isn't allowed to advancehe's a GIGAhawk who sleeps at night with a Milton Friedman body pillow in the age of unlimited printing.
memoryBros we need a couple days of blow off top this shit getting overheated
I NEED TO MAKE ELEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARINOS NOWWWWWWWWWW
>>62217005>implying SpaceX is only pretending to have lunar landing ambitions.lmao they're actually going to the moon, and you're not coming boss.
>>62217004if you are buying calls after 100% pump in a month and have zero fear then you really should consider stepping back from your amphetamine addiction because it has fried your brain
>>62217007Are we talking cool fascist or israeli fascist
>>62217007>Xai slop includedSeems like it's just a way to unload his bags if you ask me.
>>62217012It is. We are frontrunning gains a little too much
Jeffrey just told me bombs are gonna drop, stock up on crude before close.
>>62217011>sleeps at night with a Milton Friedman body pillowLol.
>>62217007So buy as much as possible is what you’re saying
Literally 10 straight days of buying nothing but SOXL calls and I only lost money on 1 of those days. This is way too easy.
>BREAKING: The US Strategic Petroleum Reserve released last week >1.22 million barrels a day (~8.6 million for the week). >That's the largest ever weekly release, surpassing the peak rate seen in 2022 when President Biden tapped the SPR after Russia invaded Ukraine.Uhm, will he blame Biden for the SPR not being full enough?
>>62217024Everybody is a genius in a bull market.
how to play the pending /es rugpull back to 7000? preferably without bagholding huge unrealized losses on puts
>>62217011It literally doesn't matter. Powell already said he'll be running the government from his position as shadow chair and he'll keep the fed rate at 3.5-3.75 bepis no matter what happens to the economy while he fucks his concubines in his newly remodeled 5 billion dollar fed pleasure palace he got away with stealing from the American people.
Goddam, look at Corning go.
>>62217017Yes.
>>62216889What the fuck is a Rocket Labs and why are they up 17%??!??!!!!!!???
>>62216950Dram crash has happened almost 3 times. If these manufacturers expand and the demand drops they are fucked. If they don't expand then they lose revenue and potentially R&D money. If you are wonder what R&D money means it meant that AMD was allowed to break into the server market with the help of TSMC's chiplet design that dropped the manufacturing costs of CPU core manufacturing at the cost of Electrical use Efficiency that monolithic cores are known for. Because of this AMD was also able to reduce its R&D costs dramatically due to simpler designs. All of this was possible with the BTC boom since AMD got to eat the pie of demands before Nividia. Nividia moved towards super computer demands and AMD moved towards server side/compute platforms. Intel held on since they still had laptops, desktops, gaming and a server side. But servers is where real money is made AMD gives us the leakiest(less efficient due to binning) chips. Intel has 3 entire teams to do full bottom up R&D for both Xeon/Supercomputer/Desktop then they are forced to bin into a million skus to get that money back. It was a massive costly gamble during the BTC run up.
>>62217027Brother, I literally mop floors for a living. Every fucking day at work I have the biggest shit eating grin and everyone is looking at me like I’ve lost my mind. The only downside is I don’t know how to pay taxes on this stuff and I’ve already spent almost $800 a week on escorts. Shits nuts.
>>62217015Intel is going to make AI chips on the moon with SpaceX and also the moon will become a new state of the USA
>>62217031>glass for smartphones pumps while a company saying they are making AI wearable devices to replace obsolete smart phones also pumpshonk honk honk honk honk honk
AMFNians...I kneel
>>62217036Stop wasting money on whores.
so if I sell a $540 MU put that expires on friday for $40, it's free money right?
>>62216758Quantum RAM obviously
AMFN bros we hit 10 cents today
>>62217000It matters to me that there is some type of match or emotional bonding, even if that occurs under lowkey transactional circumstances. This is probably the mismatch, this doesn't happen with a prostitute.
>>62217047100%. We'd have to have catastrophic industry news or actual WW3 breaking out for MU to hit that price by Friday
>>62216760Some investors like Felix (Felix and friends youtube) and his financial advisor Winston ( his dog) disagree. He thinks ATHs are often a good time to buy.
>>62217051AMFN is lowkey the least fascistic investment rn nocap WAGMI brother
silver is up big it seems to have finally decoupled from oil.also poet is up big god dammit I knew it why can't I listen myself ever
>>62216928I'm incel but many years ago, I'm talking 2010 this girl who who looked like the dark one on the right came right up to me, totally invading my space as I was ordering McDonalds. I ignored her. What did she mean by this? Also about a year later one who looked like the one in the hat randomly added me on BBM. Weird but vaguely knew her from school so accepted. We talked for a bit and agreed to meet at a restaurant, then we went for a walk. The whole time I wondered what the fuck she wanted. I straight up asked her this on BBM the next day, and she blocked me. Black women are weird.
>>62217036>I don’t know how to pay taxes on this stuffif you're just using turbotax or whatever, your broker sends you a form at the beginning of february and you upload that into the service after you click the box that says "did you sell any stocks or crypto this year?"
>>62216806Ok Moishe, pizzagate is a hoax too right?
>>62217000microplastics are turning you into a faggot. a high test man likes to compete/win/dominate. you wanna make Stacy orgasm with her grippy wrapped around you while you try to push her IUD into a her cervix and you wanna do it knowing she actually wanted you instead of knowing you are sharing her with Jamal and Tyrone for $200 on the weekendfucking cuck
>>62217061>least fascistic investmentnigger what
>>62216853can i do this strat but for dram instead of mu?
who do I invest in for more fascism
>>62217025how much that spr got left?
>>62216988I've been hedging against the Shit and Piss since 6 months ago only holding Canadian and EX-NA ETFs the last few thousand of VOO I had in my retirement account I just sold this morning for DRAM
>>62217069Gross
POWER HOUR PLEASEWHY IS IT COMING BACK DOWNWRONG DIRECTION PLEASE FIXWE NEED STOCKS TO GO UPKEVIN
>>62217029he could do ithe's not up for re-ellection
>>62217073Yes you can. DRAM gives you excellent coverage of the Big Three chipmakers, plus a little of everything else. If it dumps, DO NOT try to catch it. Wait for it to recover, then start all over again in small painless increments.>>62217074SpaceX, apparently.
Sour hour?
>>62217046t. Married.
DRAM STALLEDRAMSTALLED
>>62217074Gunlarp companies clothing, gear or otherwise. Big brain is Mylar bags.
>>62217074time machine babe.you should quit being a sourpuss and let me fix you up.
I can get SK Hynix ADR on my broker - shall I just buy that, rather than DRAM?
>>62217097why would you deal with yuropoor market liquidity?
>>62217097be careful. I just bought 2k worth of shares. it might giga dip any second now.
>>62217097Just short BE.
>>62217015Going to the moon sounds like the least fun thing ever.
Can NIGGER SOXL just get the NIGGER back down?????
>merrill "faggot" lynch won't let me buy DRAM due to the 'risks' There's a fucking reason you fags were forced to become a branch of bofa
>>62217096He would go back to Hadrian with latin translations of Metallurgy, Modern maps, Engineering books, Maps of resources and locations, and Ship building. Then we would have the Romans conquering North America and South America within 100 years. Also just more historical documents of the future to give him an idea about the third war he waged.
>>62217109huh? Are you buying the 2x perhaps?
>>62216701Are we bullish on ASTS? NEW investor here, sold my MU at 640 for $40 profit because I'm an scared bitch, now I don't want to go back into because I'm retarded. I want to get in on something that isn't near the top yet.
>>62217112still wouldn't be enough. we're just better than you.
>>62217062Based, I have a silver stack in case everything goes south. I literally can't lose.
>>62217097Can you put a nice snug trailing stop loss on it?
>US Issues New Iran-Related Sanctions – OFACOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCK
>>62217054There doesn't have to be transactional elements. Women find me attractive and even when I was poor I'd always have one on the go. I never bought them anything. I've gone off women now I've got money oddly.
why is my GOOG dumping at least my MU and AMD are up
Explain "K shaped" ?
just sold half my MU. +100%. buying an $850c as insurance to more retard pump. godspeed
>>62217120
>>62217086> do not try to catch itwouldn't i want to buy the dip?
>>62217112romans lent money at 30% interest and came and raped your wife and children in front of you if you couldn't pay, fuck those guys
>>62217119Ya - I shall.
Knowledge gem to europoors: sell a deep ITM put for DRAM and you are going to get assigned it even if you can't directly buy it. May 15th 60 strike costs 5.2 right now which would net you 54.8 cost basis or free 520 bucks.
>>62217120>OH N- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>62217122GOOG bowed to orange retard. MU and AMD didn't.
>>62217086I was going to buy a big chunk of DRAM today but I thought about waiting for a dip. Why not wait for dips? Memory is surely going to run for at least a few.more months if not years from what I'm seeing and hearing. Would you just buy it now or wait for a dip then recovery and buy during the recovery?
>>62217122>2.5%>dumping
I could have opened an iron condor on the SPX at open and be closing is for profit right now.
>>62217124One vertical, straight line on which's right side two smaller lines attach that spread out in a 45° angle to the up and down
>>62217132That reminds me I invested in some Cheeze Its over the weekend and I saved the crumbs at the bottom of the bag to feed the ducks, I'll have to go do that later
>>62217124Poors getting poorer.Richies getting richer.
>PM's up>Other metals up>Uranium up>Oil exploration play is up>New floor for potash minorThank you God.
>bought an EoW call for the first time>stock immediately dumpsat least it was only 1k bros...
>>62217074Palantir.
>>62217127Not in a God damned commodity, anon. You never know when the next dip will take you down to bagholder hell and stay there for the next decade or two. Go look at what Micron did the 90's. That's what's going on right now.
Which bonds do we buy to survive this slaughter?
>MU over 800
why the FUCK isnt Sandisk pumping like all the others
>>62217150This is a TECH COMMODITY HYPER CYCLE. This is a NEW PARADIGM!!!
HAIRY MILF COWORKER PUSSY
>>62217121I'm not ugly. Like a 7 in my estimation. If you never had to buy anything those were some low quality hoes lowkirkenuinely. But I'm just talking shit, if that's the case for you then I'm glad for you.
I think because I’ve never had sex with such abundance before I feel totally elated right now. Like I buy SOXL calls on Monday and sell every Friday and earn a second paycheck. Like in my head that’s how it is. Every Friday I call up an escort at random and have sex without even second guessing it. Must’ve had sex with 5 different women so far. The first SOXL paycheck I earned I had 2 in 1 week.
>>62217156That's a bit of a mystery, isn't it?>>62217157LOL.
7 in the west becomes an 11 in Asia btw
>>62217157This but unironically
>>62217159lol this queer works a girl job
>>62217159Based
They can add all the hardware they want, they will not create intelligence.my honest 60IQ opinion
>>62217172zoomers don't get it because all they've ever known is decline
how much room to mram have left to run
>>62217131it's gotta stay under 60 though until the end of friday or you won't get assigned :/
Is GAUZ going to 80 cents again
>>62217176But what if they do?
>>62217179It’s already going back down. It’s over
>>62217176>create all they have to do is replicate it
>https://youtu.be/NmjrfXO0mdk?si=7g5m-ukE4f6DkYjF>FuturesMarkets will forever be on full retard mode
>>62217156It all went into LITE
>>62217142don't forget tobacco stocks
>>62217186Uh, no? It's rebounding
Can this piece of shit nigger market go down?Nobody is buying at this clown price.
americans buy DRAM > fund manager buys Hynix > Koreans wake up and fomo into hynix > fund manager buys Hynix > DRAM goes up > Americans wake up and fomo to buy DRAM
in 2 hours, asts will be up 25%last chance boss
>>62217196Dead cat rebound. Owari da
>>62217112Life has taught me that going back in time with modern tech wouldn't work because people dislike new ideas. Either because they're set in their ways or they simply don't want to be told how to do something. I mean why do you think there are still so many backwards societies on Earth today despite all the tech available? Even in history there are plenty cases where some groundbreaking tech was initially rejected, a famous example being the jet engine by the British.
>>62217202bull case besides having space in the name?
>>62217156People buying because of the Samsung strike haven't realized Samsung makes nand too.
>>62217197I keep buying. You are welcome
>>62217124K shaped means:>for the jews line goes up>for the goyim line goes down and they have to deal with the real world
>>62217197I think it’s going up because the dollar losing mad value. I’m not really an investor or day trader this is just my own research I done with smarter people on YouTube. They say when inflation hits mad hard the assets get bloated like crazy.
>>62217203dead cat bounce up 50% uh ok
>>62217163>blowing generational wealth on hookersI did this in 2010. Got shitloads of student loans and free government money just for turning up to school and blew it on hookers and Ralph Lauren instead of buying Bitcoin.
>>62217207>they have the sats they will put up>the sats provide 100-200mbps internet world coverage>your shitty providers are never capable of providing cell service anywhere, so this isn't just for retail, but huge for defense/army>the niche is small, only ASTS which is very ahead and better tech, other two are elon and bezos>FCC doesn't want monopoly>they already have contracts set up with most providers like t-mobile etc etc
>>62217207It has Space in the name, what more do you need?
>>62217206>why do you think there are still so many backwards societies on Earth today despite all the tech available?Because they are culturally -- and in a lot of cases genetically, due to malnutrition and inbreeding -- fucked in the head. That's why. You cannot make a civilized man out of a Somali or an Arab by giving them modern technology and modern conveniences. All you do is create heavily armed affluent savages.
>>62217211this is the actual definition of a k-shape boss.>t. Just trust me bro.
TELL ME WHAT TI BUY RIGHT NOW THAT ISNT MEMORY STOCK
>>62217225chainlink
>>62217221>what more do you need?Well. Some thermobaric bombs on a certain capital to start with. Thank you for asking.Im long VIX, long Oilers and short Airlines.
>>62217225$AG
>>62217225HYMCGENMAG
>>62217225GRRRGAMBASTSMDAI
>>62217207Earnings AH today so shut up and become the exit liquidity goy
>>62217220they have a very ambitious launch schedule which they likely won't be able to accomplish, this doesn't worry you? it will be one of the highlights of this er.
power half hourPLEEAASEE
MU CRASHING LIVE IS IT OVER?!
>>62217225>NVT>FIX
sooooo why are we freefalling?
I keep holding this gay nigger FNMA in hopes of it going public again but I bet these fucks wait until 2027. That's what several high level investor types are saying seems likely.The only reason I'm holding still is its already a long term hold so I'd get a really favorable tax situation if this shit hit 50 or 60 and I came out with a nice mil.
>>62217209That's because you're a gay nigger from outer space that wants to get dumped on.You probably hire tranny hookers and scream "DUMP ON MY CHEST"
>>62217220kek they don't have the sats lmao
Gauzy up 10%
>>62217214Already under 39
New thread>>62217257>>62217257>>62217257
>>62217220You forgot SIRI
>>62217255that doesnt matter tho the price has more doubled in a week
>oil shock>calls for covid measures>hantavirus>people being laid off and shitAll of this is lining up for a major market shock.
>>62217223Sad to hear you're a Nazi but the culture part is literally my point. You can't change a culture with shiny new tech. Ironically Europe is technologically behind America right now partly due to cultural attitudes towards tech and investing.
>>62217219Idk man I think I need this. I work myself to exhaustion and need head.
There have been so many MU fakeout candles that I can only assume Micron will go down to 740.... and then rocket to 850
>>62217270>a cultureadd it to the list boss
>>62217269>plz saar>no redeem>keep ruppee and buy government bond>everything is good very good saarhow long until America is full of street shitters with a jeet president telling us its illegal to redeem?
