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the collapse of SOXL edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4

previous smiggatron thread
>>62220890
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but why?
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>>62221445
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>>62221445
Just be patient
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>>62221445
you mean why red? because we went to retarded degrees of green for no reason
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WHY ARE WE DROPPING ON NO NEWS AT ALL? ABSOLUTELY NO NEWS AND MY SOXL IS DOWN???? AI IS THE FUTURE THIS 1000% PUMP IS GOING TO THE MOON FRENS BUYBUYBUY
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death to goycattles
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*blocks your path*
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>why are we dropping on 999999999% up monthly
lol
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>>62221438

Ay Yo My Lil GAUZ Doin Somethang
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I panic sold DRAM. It will keep dumping right?
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>Heartaches by the number
>Troubles by the score
>Every day your price is less
>Every day I baghold more
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BTI keeping my portfolio from going deep in the red kek
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glad you're enjoying my AI Jeffs
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The strait
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>>62221461
Do GAUZholders have three arms?
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Semis baggie bros today was intentionally a red day to make short sellers bleed their reserve stock so they have less when the real gamma squeeze happens in the next day or two. Strap in for the ride
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>>62221455
no news?

>Cpi came in hot
>Trump threatened more tariffs
>Peace in Iran is hanging by a thread
>half of all americans are defaulting on their loans
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>>62221464
Looks like you sold the bottom friend.
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>>62221469
jeffyGODS shall inherit the earth
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>>62221476
What is cpi
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>>62221469
Thanks for the shirt
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>>62221480
>what is cpi
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Buy the Rheinmetall dips tomorrow
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>>62221480
One of those things that triggers algos.
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>>62221473
This is true. Trvst the plqn
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>>62221455
AI is the future I ask it for traditional cooking plans and it always delivers
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>>62221461

JUDAH

MOURNIN
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I'm more concerned about MU blowing through the call side of my collar than being at max loss on the put side.
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>>62221462

more vintage than antique. handbags. home decor. furniture. wall art. mirrors. picture frames etc...

I run estate sales/source directly from dieing old rich people. Most of the shit I get for basically free because the kids are more concerned with clearing out the house than the shit. a lot of it literally goes into a fucking burn pile if its not worth reselling
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>>62221484
Child porn inventory?
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Why are people surprised? Multiple stocks went up by like 200% in the span of two months, in the midst of war and severe oil supply issues no less
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Disregarding the weekly scheduled dip, if you guys make it do you plan to stay in your country? Because if I make it I'm leaving.
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>>62221480
Cunny posting index
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>>62221495
Yes I still love the US
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Hope everyone loading up on space stocks. Musky gonna blow up another rocket May 15
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>>62221477
Not quite.
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>>62221480
What the fuck is a broker
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>>62221467
Is he ok?
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>>62221494
i'm not surprised babe, i actually thought they'd do this friday. volatility is part of the game.
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>>62221467
I lost 5 grand because I thought this was futures but it's nows... thanks.
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>>62221492
>Potential
lol
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>Trên con đường gió, ta lặng nhìn mây trôi
>Chiếc nón nghiêng nghiêng giữa tiếng xe ngoài phố
>Nụ cười hiền hòa như chiều vàng sông núi
>Việt Nam ngang qua trong một thoáng tim tôi
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i won't be a millionaire anymore after today
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>>62221495
Only place I’d move to is the USA and they don’t want white immigrants.
>tfw I’ll never live in a heavily segregated Mississippi delta rural community
why even go on
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da dip keep dippin
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I made 350k at the start of this year with UUUU and XOM then lost 400k in April trading oil. I'm fucking done.
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>>62221512
Defect, GI. It is a very good idea to leave a sinking ship. You know you cannot win this war

GI, your government has abandoned you. They have ordered you to die. Don’t trust them. They lied to you, GIs, you know you cannot win this war.
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>>62221513
is literally all your value in the market? do you not have organs?
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>>62221515
>mississippi
I hope you enjoy insects and humidity lol
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USD is finished.

And that's by design.

UST is in.

Hop in while you still can.
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>>62221467
Poor bugger.
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>>62221515
>they don’t want white immigrants
That's not true. We love our immigrants. We just don't want to accept any poor immigrants right now boss.
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>>62221520
No, only 87% of my net worth is invested in various accounts (some more aggressive than others). But I'm right near the border of $1m. I only crossed the threshold last week, but today is probably going to knock me back under.
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>>62221515
>tfw I’ll never live in a heavily segregated Mississippi delta rural community
lel the entire south-eastern US is Africa 2.0 and the south-western is Mexico 2.0. ain't missing nuffing homie
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every push back up gets slammed back down
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>>62221518
made 200k with SNDK and AMD. lost 20k on ASTS. i shorted SPY. im still not done
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>>62221519
let the GIs deal in the real world
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bought 120 soxl @ 157.025. calling their bluff.
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>>62221523
>$100
kindof surprising since a family trip to McDonald's is $100 these days. figured he would have used a higher denomination.
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>>62221467
dont post this wtf
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>The US CBP anticipates, as of May 11, paying tariff refunds with interest of $35.46 billion on 8.3 million entries - Court Filing.
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>>62221492
I'm an auction buyer mostly. I do 5 auctions a month plus a few flea markets around Europe, Vienna once a month, Bucharest every 2 months, Copenhagen 4 times a year, up and down the UK every once in a while to places I know have decent stuff. Higher end stuff. Furniture, art, a lot of lighting, mirrors, rugs etc. Trying to move to smalls these days but the margins are in furniture I can add value to with restoration.
I do get lumbered with some shite though when they put good stuff in junk lots and I have to buy it all.
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>>62221542
Days gonna end redder buddy, would have at least waited until sour hour
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>>62221495
I'll be staying in Scotland. It's beautiful.
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>>62221546
That interest is more than 1 month of customs ayooo lmao
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>>62221495
I'm European and I live in a normal house
not all of us are like that
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>>62221550
You also can't legally have sex with your Scottish wife in most other countries either.
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>>62221542
I feel like it's going to do this one.
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so many options to BUY THE DIP

what's your reccomendation, /SMG/iggers ??
already slurped some DRAM and GAUZ
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>>62221542
whos bluff? the algorithms fixation on CPI?
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>>62221512
Kek
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This is just like in Girls und Panzer when Continuation High School is down on tanks but the BT-42 loses its treads then goes on to take out the enemy flag tank. The music will go on
>>62221557
If I had spare money MUU
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>>62221467
Is this real?? jfc BBC.
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KEEP ON DEALIN' IN THE REAL WORLD
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>>62221554
You are mixing us up with the Welsh.
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Fuck me right in my gauz pussy
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>>62221561
>MUU
it can go another 20% down, I'll wait.
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I don't know, it's somewhat too silent for a -15% SOXL day.
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>>62221518
but why
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I got punched in the dick for 10% buying calls yesterday knowing it was going to be a nigger tuesday.
I feel like tomorrow is the day to slurp and I'm going to just pack my dogs in the car and drive down to the beach.
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>>62221562
David Attenborough didn't get to 100yo by being nice.
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>>62221567
That's getting greedy
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>>62221523
Did he really put his face on the money?
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come on MU just a little bit more to 6XX
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>>62221568
>*clears throat*
PINK WOJAKS UP MY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHOLE
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>>62221547

I went to the flea market last week for shiggles last Saturday since its the season for yard sale bullshit. $50 to set up a tent. "worked" from 7am to 2pm and made $850. Already sold $800 of vintage handbags this week (coach/dunnie and berk shit from early 2000s). I get for like $3 and sell for like $60. I also have some reproduction shit I've got a patent on that's super niche that I had a chink company mass produce from me, cost me like $4 per unit and sell for $40. demand not giga high but I'm literally the only one doing it so that's an easy 600+ week. I pay a Jew to file my taxes and he has most of the square footage of my house being deducted for my business and shit lol

I dunno why people go to work desu. just resell cars or some shit and stop sucking cock at megacorp and hoping your jew boss gives you a 3% raise for working overtime.
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>>62221467
is that supposed to happen? because there's no way that thing can fly yet, is it just fledging like generic birds do? they jump to the ground and are stuck there for like a week or so until they can fly
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>>62221568
Fag, shit has been pumping like +15% every day, a day with blood red returns was bound to happen
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>>62221438
fuck, there is a new thread. I'll just repost this
>>62221369
When his wife had nausea during pregnancy and asked him to bring him a pot or a basin for her to vomit into he brought her a colander, when she said that the vomit will get everywhere he brought her a cookie sheet to put under the colander to catch the drips. He was also checking out earnings reports while watching his children play outside. The guy is a cynical cunt deep down just like the rest of them and while the coca-cola & mac eating grandpa image is mostly PR, he is legitimately autistic and making money in the markets is his fixation and game of choice.
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>>62221569
cause Im 36 and need more money to start a family and clock is ticking so I tried to trade aggressively
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GAUZ
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>>62221587
the baby bird was fine, it's what they do
I forget the name of the doccy it was from but it's normal for them to do that
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>>62221596
>GAUZGODS
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>>62221557
BE
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I wonder if the WEAT baggies held their positions or if they capitulated, they would've been up nicely t'day
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remember
today and tomorrow are most likely the last time you will ever see such a free red day for semis
after nvidia earnings depending on numbers you will miss the next moon landing
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I'm sure the WEAT anon is very happy right now with that green dildo.
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>>62221542
hahaha ppi is going to ass rape you tomorrow bud
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>>62221613
Priced in today
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>>62221518
Obligatory
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>>62221613
watch and learn.
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>>62221585
>I dunno why people go to work desu. just resell cars
Are rich people really this out of touch?
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>>62221573

David Attenborough is a Zionist who said that goys shouldnt be allowed to reproduce and was one of the leading voices of the "global warming" movement which was just a Jewish psyop to encourage goys not to reproduce. The dude is such a fucking ghoul
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>>62221565
IRNBRU IPO when?
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its official
i boughted the top.
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>>62221622
>rich
Anon that guy makes $600 a week (31k) and occasionally 800 at a flea market
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>>62221506
All good
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rxGuNJ-nEYg
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>>62221614
No that’s not how it works, cpi can be a one off issue ppi is longer term and affects markets more
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>>62221634
It's over
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wew laddy
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>Netflix calls and SOXS calls only up 40% and 70%
Anybody else having a bad day?
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jerome please
kevin please
scott please
someone please
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Why no update on Gauzy? French courts must have closed by now
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>>62221617
Wasn't he shorting oil? He lost money too.
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we all knew this was going to happen.
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>>62221585
I only buy at fleas. I do great in Europe as it's stuff in demand here but not there.
Been doing very well in the Aberdeen auction for a few years, as the oil money dries up the good shit gets sold and there's no money left there to buy it.
I love doing it. It's not work. I buy what I love, keep it for a while and enjoy it and rinse and repeat.
I only sell online.
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>>62221622

I'm not even "rich" I just don't have to worry about the rat race and have no debt. If you cant save up a few grand to flip a car you need to figure out your life dude.

try to do something for yourself instead of being a good goy at megacorp. or don't I dunno most people are just massive fucking cucks so they need the babysitting
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My friends are laughing at me because I bought MU yesterday can you guys give me articles or data that shows I'm going to make it so I can show them and make them stop?
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Its soooooo over
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>>62221608
Depends on the semis. I can see this with memory, GPUs, storage and compute but the INTC pamp front ran like 4 years of earnings on hopium and sector momentum, it can drag the whole sector down now.
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What even is Trumps next move to pump the markets? Another just 2 more weeks peace deal?
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>>62221649
i can give you a gentle fisting while i whisper to you to buy the dip in a week or two
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>>62221626
People who want more reproduction, why?
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SOXS chads we won.
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>>62221506
>>62221632
Birds have hollow bones and are very lightweight.
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>>62221631

like 300K household income between me and the lady. could scale it but I don't want to. I'm a minimalist anyways so my only goal is to drop out and I've already achieved that in my 30s. functionally retired I'm not doing shit unless I want to.

reselling is the easiest fucking life ever if you aren't a retard. pick any fucking niche and just learn the prices even if its fucking Pokemon cards, cars, fuck it doesn't matter Americans buy fucking anything
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>>62221657
That's the whole meaning of life. Nothing else matters but passing on your genes. Nothing.
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wish i had sold yesterday but I'm still up $50 or so since eod friday
sold my soxl calls for almost +100% gain this morning and they are down 60+% since I sold
hope we gap down tomorrow
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>>62221627
Too late. The retard government brought in a sugar tax here to try and stop fatties getting to American standard so all the drinks switched to aspartame and other shit and now taste like shit.
Kids are still fat though.
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>>62221662
Didn’t ask
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Michael Burry said this just yesterday. Really makes you think
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im about to abandon my coins
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>>62221671
(You) sound like youre dealing in the real world
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What happens to Cerebras and SpaceX ipos this year if the bubble burst? Are they just gonna hold off until the market recovers?
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unitree ipo when?
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>>62221666
Not today satan. The gap wont come until one of the big tech companies say they’re cutting spending on AI infrastructure
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>>62221591
I'm a retarded gambler too, but I'm not gonna take a 350k gain and use it all in ONE highly volatile trade to lose it all and more.
As if 100k would not have been enough. As if +350k are not enough to get a gf. Fuck off dude, money is not your problem. There are people with a lot less that have families.
I'm not saying you should have bought KO or some other bullshit, but obviously also not use it all in a commodity trade.
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>>62221666
that high is me
soxl chads stay winning even on red days
kek
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>>62221639
How?
Red, you lose faggot!
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What's happening?
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>Kevin Warsh confirmed
I'll miss you JPow. You were a real nigga.
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>>62221673
bull signal
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>>62221679
Trump will backstop spacex with taxpayer money.
Cerebas will just dump for years.
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>>62221626
>Muh Jews
Get a fucking hold of yourself
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>>62221648
You're a moron. I tried flipping bikes once, it was a nightmare. Everybody selling overpriced pieces of shit, once you get it and fix it up nobody wants to pay for it. Every man and their dog trying the same thing. Storage for all the bikes started to be a problem so I eventually just dumped them for a loss. I say you're out of touch because you obviously have the right contacts to be doing well at this. "start your own business" is THE goy advice. If you have 10k you are far more likely to make money on the stock market than buying some shitty beater to flip
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>>62221678
DA
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>>62221682
nah my son
>bad PPI
>gap down
>i buy tons of soxl calls (or soxs puts depending on the spreads)
>then we pump
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>>62221681
Oi! That's my electric car flipper.
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>>62221673
I remember when he did real dd and not chart reading.
>>62221689
Looking forward to Trump's nickname for him when he hikes rates.
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INTC is probably going to touch its EMA today lmao. Billions of dollars gone in just a few hours
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>>62221506
That one was fine, but this one didn't make it boss.
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CAN you guys Just tell me what to buy tomorrow?
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>>62221695
Did you steal my bike, negro?
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>>62221467
literally me if market doesn't pump within the next 10 minutes
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>>62221697
ppi priced in son. Unless that shit says the economy is crashing right the fuck now tomorrow is green
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bottom is in
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>>62221695
>If you have 10k you are far more likely to make money on the stock market than buying some shitty beater to flip
to that nigger in the previous thread shitting on me for selling the top and clowning me for using the RSI as an indicator, frankly, it was posts like these all over the thread, every thread, for days that really made me sell. you are THE shoeshine boy
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>-20% SOXL
>-20% SOXL
>-20% SOXL
Has the market finally stopped snorting copecaine
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>>62221683
To be fair 350k is fuck all in America. One shit house and it's gone. Bro should have moved to Thailand.
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>>62221689
JPOW already confirmed he'll be running the shadow fed. He's not going anywhere.
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>>62221705
>gosling
>didn’t make it
Never before has a bird been more #literallyme
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>>62221695
You just didn't polish hard enough. You can polish a lot of value into stuff. Micro-crystalline wax is your fren. Works on anything.
It's what museums use.
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>>62221673
JUST yesterday?
more like every day since 2020
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>>62221713
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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>>62221647

I am like ~60% online and 40% in person. I live in an affluent area full of rich bitches that shop as a hobby. most of the time I just leave their shit at my front door and they just send me the money and I don't even interact with them.

>>62221695

if you can price cars you are literally a six figure management asset at any car dealership if you just know how to look at something and know what to pay for it dude. cars are easy dosh if you know what you are doing. bikes? I dunno.. that market might be like boats where a bunch of boomers buy the shit then fuck it up/don't want to maintain it and the market is a black hole of losers.

>you are a moron trying is for losers I tried once and then I quit and now I just gamble on 10 delta weeklies

ngmi. I spent my 20s trying to be a wagie and that shit isnt for me. anyone content with that shit isnt even a human in my book
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>>62221722
If you keep bearposting long enough eventually you're right
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alright, /BIZ/
I'm done slurping DRAM, we can pump now
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>>62221723
I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD
(I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD)
THE RSI IS OVERSOLD
(THE RSI IS OVERSOLD)
SLURP OFF! (ONE, TWO!)
SLURP OFF! (THREE, FOUR!)
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so will this continue or is this just the market cooling off after retard pumping?
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>>62221725
I could get £450 for that hifi unit. ;-)
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>>62221673
>even a broken clock is right twice a day
Would be more impressive if he had been screaming that the market was going to crash for the past half decade. It’d be much more impressive if he had made money on the way up too and then called the top. Dude has probably lost 10s of millions trying to short the market when he could have been a billionaire if he had just rode the wave to the top.
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>>62221592
>absolutely no mention of GDX or GDXU
Seems like its about time to start accumulating miners again
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>>62221712
Jeffy I'm on your side. I'm not saying FOMO in now I'm saying in general over time 10k in the market is going to beat whatever shitty business idea one may have.
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Did something happen? Should i panic sell my tqqq stack??
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>>62221673
HOLY SHIT MICHELLE CURRY WAS RIGHT AGAIN!!!!!! (FINALLY)

HIKE THE RATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INFLATION IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!!!
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What is to stop the democrats from just closing all the data centers and halting new constructions next year due to environmental concerns over water, and electricity usage, or even that the data centers are not equitable enough for people of color boss?
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>>62221715
I prefer not to racemix but who knows maybe Ill have to reconsider if Im 40 and still single

>>62221683
UUUU and XOM are commodity companies u fucking retard
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>>62221731
Is this your first pump & dump, anon?
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>smg is still buying
Oh no haha
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>Hormussy closeded forever
>Semi bubble poppeded
>Inflácion out of contról
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>>62221743
lockdowns are starting soon
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I can't believe the AI bubble popped a third time this year
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>>62221752
yes it is
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There better be a kitty cat bounce tomorrow so I can get out of some of my stocks
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>>62221763
Self imposed for dram baggies as they rock in the corner.
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>>62221725
Kek my living room looked exactly like this in 1995. No 6' Russian models though.
>I spent my 20s trying to be a wagie and that shit isnt for me.
Same but I got fucked over by then following the normie advice to start a business if waging isn't for you. Not just bikes, I wasted thousands on equipment, inventory, advertising trying various businesses only to realise that I would never get anywhere if I didn't have the right contacts. If I had put that money in the market I'd be rich now.
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Can we expect a lot of upheaval with the S&P 500? As in, will there be a lot of turnover of new entries in place of old performers?
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>stocks are SOOO overbought, I will not buy this overpriced crap lol
>AAHHAA smg buying the dying stock market can't be me
>repeat till eternity
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>>62221726

I haven't even been on /SMG/ in like two years.. I came back yesterday to bear post and call you guys retarded faggots.

you never listen
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>>62221765
Well it's only kinky the 1st time. Next time you'll pre-lube.
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>>62221740
thats not true. mid 5 figures and above that might start being true, but at 4 figures (and 10k is basically 4fig) a 7% annual return is not going to make you wealthy. you need an income stream either from a job or a business. starting a real business is difficult and probably too much to get started, but flipping random shit is low risk and potentially high reward, and gives you chances to double your entry position, which is huge when youre just starting your nest egg.
at 10k net work, taking 1k of that and flipping it into 2.8k is a massive win. trying to start a high startup cost business is of course retarded at that level, but flipping random crap is not that.
telling people that you can make it starting from 10k by playing the market is delusional. most people lose money in the market, and the type of trading that is required to take 10k and create a livelihood from that for the rest of your life is the EXACT type of trading that bankrupts most people
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how is this happening...?
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having fun anon?
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>>62221774
what that mean nigga
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>>62221438
OK so apparently I should actually have sold my mu and sndk. I am still up massively but if i watch it bleed and never come back I'll be so sad. I was up 50k and now its only like 40k. I knew this moment was coming. I'm just trying to hang tough. There WILL be more pumping. Bull thesis did not change.
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I hate the retarded goyim so fucking much bros.
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i wanted to sell 5 QQQ today and it's down $16 which is only $80 for those 5 shares but fuck i can't do it on a -2-3% day
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>>62221780
always
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>>62221779
KMB is up 2% today. You need a safe and secure stock like it to protect you from dumps.
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>>62221736
We had a Sansui.
>>62221763
Are people seriously falling for it again? Whatever, I know to buy the dip this time. >>62221725 Reminds me in 2020 I thought the way to profit was starting a business selling sanitiser. Spent the last of my money buying the ingredients, bottles, even made my own logo. You know what happened? (((Ebay))) shut me down for (((profiteering))) while allowing the established sellers to continue. If I had just bought the dip instead then I'd have made far more money.
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It's over
We won't be back
Sell now
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>MU is back to stock prices never ever seen before
>last seen 2 trading days ago
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>people scream that the market is mooning without them
>Get an opportunity to buy in
>Panic sell
Every time
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There's literally nothing more subhuman than a flipper. Even meth dealers create more value in the economy.
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HOLY SHIT ANYONE WHO FOLLOWED MUANONS ADVICE IS ABOUT TO TRIGGER THEIR STOP LOSS HAHAHA
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>>62221796
Anon don't you get it the AI bubble's over the fundamentals aren't there anymore
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>>62221777

this dude gets it. wagie and stack, flip and accumulate, scale and dropout. be more patient with the market instead of investing like the typical zoomer that hits the meth pipe then goes all in on options because of a tweet he read about quantum computers
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>>62221438
Things are going to plan with operation epstein fury. I'm TRUSTING THE PLAN
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>>62221803
>Even meth dealers create more value in the economy.
They create the only women who will consider having sex with you?
(For a fee)
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>was up 1200 bucks yesterday at eod
>could have sold in profit dialed 90% out of the market and waited for the red
>was aware there would probably be red this week but didn't because I was afraid of selling and then getting priced out of the next move up
>what if it dumps
I'm not even really afraid right now, I don't feel anything. Maybe I burned out my fear levels. What's crazy is back in march it was the same shit but I was terrified to buy low, now I'm figuring out what the best place is- funnier is that in march there were logical gaps for it to reach to buy in at. I guess I'm just tired of being afraid after it's lost me so much in unrealized gains the last year and a half, like I'm afraid to make money. I don't care aabout holding shit for a year if it's 30% down but somehow when my portfolio starts to run I immediately sell and cuck myself. Especially if it's a stock I'm really interested in for some reason I'll be terrified holding it. I did the same thing like 6 times in the last 4 months- once a month, even- where I would correctly time the bottoms or breakouts just by eyeballing supports and resistances, then I would just...... choose not to make money. No idea what the fuck is wrong with me. I could have made so much just by not being afraid.
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>>62221804
It's bounced off of the 10% a few times already.
I told people to overhedge instead.
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>>62221811
Complete capitulation for trump before they will discuss the nuclear material.
Then they say no.
Love it.
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>>62221666
>>62221697
>physically unable to understand this is OPEX week and institutional players have specific positions that demonstrate they don't believe some stocks, such as Micron, will go below 600
>not realizing this means they're going to rape bulls, then rape bears
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>>62221782
It'll all become clear, anon.
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this market is too chickenshit to test the 7day vwap
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>>62221803

anon the meth dealer is a flipper. flipping drugs is actually one of the most lucrative ways to be a flipper.

I used to sell mushrooms and lemme tell you that's the most insane cost return you will ever get... startup cost is like $40 of rice/plastic tubs and spores and literally 50x your money lmao

spores are legal in 48 states
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>>62221777
I never said you can make it with 10k on the market I said you are more likely to make money. You can lose it all trying to flip stuff. Unless you're doing retarded shit worse that can happen in the market is that you lose 10-20%. Furthermore, it is not hard to get 50-100% annual return with sensible stock picks. Even the S&P returns 30% some years. Finally, with flipping, you can't just exit if things are not working out, you're stuck with inventory that is likely depreciating and maybe even costing money to store.
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love it when we have a healthy correction after daily 50% giga pumps and all the posts are just
>can't believe I boughted the top :(((
>I almost solded but I boughted instead :(
>if I solded when I was up 900% I would be green :(
>I would be a billionaire if I boughted the bottom and solded the top :(((((
no wonder you fags are poor
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>>62221830
You'd have to be a special type of retard to lose $10k flipping stuff.
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and babe right about here is when i'd bend you over and grab your hair
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You’ve mocked him for months. Ready to apologise?
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>>62221814
Just use RSI
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>>62221836
ppi is gonna fuck you in the ass tomorrow
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>>62221804
Stop losses are for sissies
Won't catch me getting liquidated by scam wicks
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>>62221822
thank you sir
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>>62221811
>>62221820
Doctor's orders.
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>>62221845
k keep me posted
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>>62221846
Truth nuke innit
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>>62221846
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the RSI tards are still mentioning their silly indicator, if they used it they would have missed the whole rally
which they probably did
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>>62221690
This
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>>62221848
Tds is just projection.
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>>62221830

anon anything worth flipping appreciates over time.. same with stocks. if it doesn't appreciate sitting in your garage you bought fucking garbage... as long as the feds continue to let inflation run rampant and print trillions of debt to pay their trillions of debt then physical assets should continue to appreciate and are even preferable to the retarded paper money that is based on "faith" in a broken Jewish retard world

this is why shit like land and houses will forever appreciate in value
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I was asleep wtf happened this time
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>>62221839
and ngl i'd have burst by now, but i'm gonna be rock hard 'til close
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>>62221673
The fact that all of his up-to-date statements are being highly publicized is questionable. Dubious. Confounding.
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>>62221862
CPI was a little worse than expected and South Korea announced a communist revolution.
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>>62221846
So true, I like waking up to 20% losses instead of just 10%. But I’m a degenerate gambler
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>>62221868
Oh, of course
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>>62221836
>>I would be a billionaire if I boughted the bottom and solded the top :(((((
This but I unironically bought the bottom and then sold the bottom.
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>>62221868
Worth noting the numbers are absolutely cooked so the CPI is quite a bit worse.
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>>62221830
the same risk reward management strategies you are assuming present in someone working the market can also be present in flipping. the only difference is to achieve the types of returns in the market that you can achieve in flipping, you need to either be a lot smarter or a lot luckier. you are NOT going to get 200% returns in the market without knowing something or gambling and getting lucky. but i could get 200% returns if i happen to go to a sale, see something i know is priced much lower than its worth, and selling it higher. and all the latter one takes is going around and looking--ZERO up front cost until you can actually see the item in front of you.
the corollary in the market is correctly picking a very undervalued stock based on fundamental analysis and waiting until the price moves higher. (You) tell me which of the two is more difficult
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>>62221592
>TACO
Idk about this one, looks sus, no aura ticker frfr no cap
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>>62221749
Yeah bro buying a company is the same as trading the commodity, stfu
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this thread has almost no useful information anymore.
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>>62221841
no, because we're not crashing yet.
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>>62221829
The meth dealer is selling a finished good. Flippers don't do this, they sell used dogshit painted over to scam marks or new goods produced by foreign cheaper markets to marks. Its a bit more glamorous than the gypsy pretending to be blind by the train station entrance, but its still a scam.
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>>62221881
It never did
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Can someone make an ai video of Warren Buffett and Greg Abel double tagging a bull?
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ALL SLURPERS ON DECK. I REPEAT, ALL SLURPERS ON DECK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Whats the news on the crash???
What happened?
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>>62221868

>a little worse than expected

its the worst its been since 2023. the nasdaq had a -37% year the last time inflation was this bad.

I hope you faggots realize all that matters in clown world are interest rates because the federal government cant even afford its own debt. The supposed rate cut coming later this year is going to be scrapped. Im not giga doomer but if you are buying tech right now instead of value lmao
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>>62221869
I invest in good stocks. They'll be back. In fact they're already recoooovering while other anons post about meth and flipping bikes or whatever
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excuse me
i am ready for the next taco
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I'm $500 down. It's over. Billions must die.
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>>62221881
This is what happens when you morons started telling minorities and people from The Reddit about our club. All the good posters are gone, and all that's left are minorities, people from The Reddit, and shit posting trolls like me boss.
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Oh well I bought more tqqq calls to offer the one I've already lost $100 on this morning
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Lmao
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>>62221881
people told you to buy MU at $300-$300 and SNDK at like $250. go fuck yourself
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>>62221903
Why not the one by Lady Gaga?
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Crash newsss??????????
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I'm getting fucked in the add, /smg/. And not in a good way.
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Looks like the weekly generational bottom is in, it's all uphill from here.
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>>62221912
Noobs have been spooked, back to banging out more all time highs
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>>62221905
It’s starting to move
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>>62221881
thats what happens when you tell goyims from reddit about this place.
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I hope that Gorillabobo poster got what he wanted
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>Market doing moves it never does when pumping
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bought 2k worth of sk hynix yesterday. it INSTANTLY and I mean literally INSTANTLY dips like a few nano seconds later by 15%.
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>>62221881
i wont spoonfeed you little goy. we already told about MU and SNDK but you didn't listen. now deal in the real world
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>>62221881

It never did.. atleast the Taylor swift poster is gone now. I told you faggots exactly what to buy yesterday and today but no one listens

I even posted black girls all morning to warn you guys
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>>62221927
CACAO NIBS PROTRUDING
DISGUSTING
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>>62221924
With gooks, you get juked
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>SOXL
ARE WE BACK?
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>>62221883
>they sell used dogshit painted over to scam marks or new goods produced by foreign cheaper markets to marks
I buy and sell high quality antiques and art. You are talking out of your arse. Did you fall for the dropshipping meme? Is that why you're so salty?
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Its over
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Hold the line, taco Tuesday is coming
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>>62221934
FUCK THEY'RE HAND DELIVERING NUKES TO ALL OF THE TOWN SQUARES
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>>62221894
All my stocks are green today.
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>>62221892
My basecase is hike but not next fomc.
The problem is even the cooked cpi is going up, it's being revised up still further, and since the fed only looks at U3 unemployment they're going to raise rates.
Fed's built to ignore how underemployed everyone is. Trust the U3.
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>see SOXL go up and up non stop
>finally bite the bullet and buy it
>almost red 20% today

I’m fucking kmsing guys I’m actually done
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>>62221610
>WEATGODS
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>>62221934
This is it. We've gone too far.
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>>62221934
God reddit has got to be the stupidest community on the planet
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>>62221937
Pallets of nukes accidentally left out for the upcoming protests
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Hey goolsfag, zip yer shit
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>>62221934
Now!
This bomb is armed
This bomb is mobile
And the identity of the triggerman... is a mystery
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>>62221945
thanks for playing
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>>62221945
BUY HIGH
SELL LOW
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>>62221945
Kek
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>>62221712
he is the goyshine boy*. i dont even bother with them
>muh macro muh Korea
kek baggie
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And just like that, my SOXL puts @ $172 weren’t such a good idea after all.
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>>62221943

employment data is absolutely irrelevant. the rich could give a fuck if you die in a fentanyl camp unemployed shitting yourself. they already bogged the shit out of that metric years ago by removing "people that aren't seeking employment" from the calculation

the ONLY thing that matters are interest rates and infinite government stimulus
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DRAMCHUDS
WE'RE HEALING
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>>62221785
Thanks for playing goy, now hold this bag and be our exit liquidity.

Let the flying deal in the real world.
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>>62221964
>>62221964
>>62221964
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>>62221438
did a nice big brain move reinvesting the dividend early. already up a extra ~20 shares or so
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>>62221945
>only 20%
Don't worry, we still have 2.5 hours left today.
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>>62221962
Buy DRAM today asap, this is the last call. Theatrical Korea communist announcement isn’t going to keep the price low for too long
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>epstein larper is too schizophrenic to recognize posters
>on a board with ids
lol
lmao even
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>>62221967
another early bake
the bump limit is 310 posts
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>>62221970
Hopefully it will recover a little to pull everyone into a nice secure place for the proper rugging tomorrow.
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Deadcat bounce or time to buy back in now?
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the biden inflation bomb has been detonated in the US
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>>62221881
nah it earned me money, just have to filter out the bulltards and beartards and read the anons that have a history of being mostly in the right/good thesis behind their picks.
then theres of course as people mentioned, the very obvious good buys like MU.
probably too late now but could see upside, too risky though at this price
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I told you all.
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>>62221877
I collect rare jazz vinyl, I know my 1970s post-bop like an encyclopaedia but at the end of the day people just check Discogs to see the price nowadays so I have no edge. Flipping might have been easy pre-internet but nowadays you have to know insiders to get the items for below market value. Even the old tactic of buying broken stuff and fixing it no longer works because of Youtube repair videos. Everyone I know successfully flipping bikes, they're stolen, that's the secret.
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>>62222013
There's no more knowledge gap arbitrage when everyone can point the phone at something and "know what they've got".
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>>62221804
I took that shit off back in February and it is why I am still holding today
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>>62221907
Actualyl I knew about both of those around 100. Hence my statement that you retards are all latecomers with no info.
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>>62222013
Pre 2010 maybe, post 2010 maybe 2015 started the I CHECK EBAY at flea markets.

Been at it for 30 years, you had to KNOW your stuff back then. Now, even pawn shops know and you can't get $300 things for $3 much anymore.



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