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the end of financial markets edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4

previous smiggatron thread
>>62221438
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ppi as rape tomorrow after this dead cat bounce
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>>62221964
looks like hes from the UK to me
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death to goycattles
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>>62221964
Romanians are gypsies so they are right.
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>>62221964
The literal Sri Lankan
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>>62221966
insiders knew about it a day earlier, maybe today already was the red day
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GAUZsisters…?
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>>62221964
first time /SMG/ made me laugh
you'll be green today
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imagine fighting gambling and screwing all morning babe... this could have been a really great day.
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LUNR
RKLB
ASTS
SPIR
RDW

Last chance to jump on the space elevator
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I'm so happy mayor mamdami is solving the refugee crisis now. East village is the perfect place to culturally enrich the populace. He's a great guy and i get exactly what i voted for.
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Policemen swear to God
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Deadcat bounce or time to slurp back in?
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>He fell for it again
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>>62221991
jump in pussy
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There will be no white flag above my door
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I made 1680 trading SPX options today. Thanks for the free money bozos
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>>62221991
>he can't recognize a dead cat bounce

anon...
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imagine the history books

>in 2026 silver and gold mooned over 200% while inflation hit record numbers during an active war and rising gas prices
>market sentiment was wildly bullish for tech and the average trader "aped" into stocks in a fashionable trend to accumulate "hekkin science" companies that had already pumped hundreds or thousands of percent to unreasonable valuations
>less than 10 companies were 40% of the valuation of the entire market and they all worked in the same industry doing the same thing and passing money back and forth to each other in what can only be marveled at in hindsight as one of the best coordinated ponzi schemes to date
>simultaneously during this peak euphoria for "hekkin space and science" vast swaths of legacy bluechip companies were at 52 week lows and tanking in fear of the coming rape
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As a celebration for these new politics i will let /smg/ pick a stock in which i will invest $100k today.
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bottomed
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DRAMsissies, everything is crashing with no survivors...
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>>62221991
you really think they are going to let datacenters and the surveillance grid fail?
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>>62222003
I slurped more leaps
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I yetserday buy MU call's , for support my bhabi . And today , I lose all . I trusting this group to you this is game's but to me is real life
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Every couple years, normies get a new term beaten into their heads by pop culture and start using it incorrectly like the retards they are. Past few years words like “narcissist”, “projecting” and the current favorite used by illiterate retards is “inflation” thinking any time the price of something goes up it means inflation. Inflation just means the value of the currency goes down, which although is obviously a real phenomenon doesn’t mean every time the price of a good or service goes up that the dollars value goes down.

Gas costs more because of the bullshit in the Middle East, but gasoline if anything is net deflationary. “But muh inflation is real prices have doubled since 2020” yeah no shit but that’s not what we’re dealing with here. People are fucking retarded.
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How do I get our of the real world?
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why are they doing this to us?
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So why can we just jump 30 points? There wasn't even any news. I demand news for such a move
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>>62222005

>muh datacenters

can anyone even concretely explain what these multi trillion dollar data centers are even going to accomplish? give you more accurate advertisements on Google? generate unmonetized porn? layoff vast swaths of low income employees?

what's the bull case long term for real.. lay it out for me
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Quite red.
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>>62222018
they're trying to build an ai god
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>>62221991
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>>62221991
When something that was not moving with the index and is now just moving with the index and that move is relief, that's an indicator for a dead cat bounce.
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>>62222010
What you get right:

Not every price increase is caused by inflation.
A specific good can become more expensive because of supply shocks, wars, shortages, taxes, regulations, or spikes in demand.
Oil and gas prices are especially sensitive to geopolitical events, including conflicts in the Middle East.

So the statement “a price goes up = inflation” is too simplistic.

Where you go wrong:

Inflation is not only “the value of the currency goes down.” In economics, inflation usually means a sustained increase in the general price level across the economy.
If many prices rise persistently over time, economists call that inflation regardless of whether you frame it as “currency losing value” or “prices rising.”
Saying gasoline is “net deflationary” because its price rose from geopolitical shocks doesn’t really make sense in standard economic terminology. Higher gas prices are inflationary in the sense that they raise measured inflation and can increase costs throughout the economy.
The comment also ignores that post-2020 inflation had multiple causes simultaneously: supply chain disruptions, stimulus spending, labor shortages, energy shocks, housing costs, and monetary policy all contributed.

A more accurate version would be:

“Not every individual price increase is caused by broad inflation. Some are caused by sector-specific supply and demand shocks, like oil disruptions. But sustained rises across many categories of goods and services are inflation.”

So overall:

Core insight: partly correct.
Definitions and conclusions: sloppy and partly wrong.
Tone: hostile rather than analytical.
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>>62222014
Out*
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When did 4channel start putting the thread titles in the address bar again?
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>>62222024
It's more like an AI jesus getting tortured by mundane and idiotic questions from retards for the rest of eternity. A machine built for the sole purpose of suffering. It's beautiful.
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>>62222018
Fill them with GPUs and sell the compute to OpenAI and Anthropic
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>>62222031
they did? I just see the numbers.
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>WEAT
Come home white man
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>>62222018
>can anyone even concretely explain what these multi trillion dollar data centers are even going to accomplish?
They've made a promise: make human workers obsolete. That's what they're trying to do with the datacenters.
There's two possible outcomes:
1) They fail and all this hype amounts to nothing. Then the market crashes.
2) They succeed and human labor is obsolete. Mass unemployment, social unrest, collapse of society. Then the market crashes.
But keep buying though. Only up, right?
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>>62222018
moar thicc black kweens
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>>62222034
The world hungers for compute
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>>62222044
anthropic is always going to be behind on compute.
embarrassing really.
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>>62222018
we need a /SMG/ sheboon general

need it or keep it, /SMG/?
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Jiang Xueqin says they're trying to build a cult and a god from AI. It's all Hebrew religious acts. Bullish for soxl.
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>>62222044
This thing better develop a soul so it's suffering has purpose.
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As a commoditynigger who's been doing -0.5 for the past 2 months everyday this is fine. Still waiting for my turn.
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>>62222041
They will feed us social security checks until their police robot army is big enough that they won't give a fuck anymore.
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>>62222041
Outsourcing made the working class obsolete and nothing happened. I don't know why the middle class thinks they are special. NYC office workers will just end up on welfare along with Detroit auto workers while the rich continue as normal. I mean in many countries there is no middle class, just a load of poor people and a few super rich and it all works fine. Perhaps the military class will come back; that used to be the only way to make it in the past.
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B-berkshire what are you doing??
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>>62222024

liberals always give their money to whatever weird thing that substitutes religion.. this is surely a catalyst for the bubble

>>62222035

yeah right now the "income" is just the government with a blank check throwing billions at companies that are glazing each other... but what's the end goal? probably a total surveillance state big brother system that they want to create but again... this isn't monetized in any way outside of government blank check spending

>>62222041

yeah seems bear/bear desu. its either over hyped or leads to unrest if it works

>>62222043

sure
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/SMG/ suddenly slowed down... did everyone off themselves?
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>>62222041
You forgot
>3) People realize that the AI stock craze is just like some nerd trying to sell his IRC bot to the group in the 2000's, tech sector crashes and the rest of the market farts on as usual after a dip
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>people still posting that micron is 'too high'
You guys really aren't going to get it until it's worth trillions huh.

Then I'm gonna have to read dumbasses going "why isn't micron going higher" "I'm LONG DRAMX2" and other dumb shit like with Nvidia tards wondering why it crabs for so long now that it's at 5 trilly.
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>>62222067
everything has to go down a lot more for me to start losing money
feels good.
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Silver
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>>62222018
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>>62221985
You snort K and I'll snort K baby
You snort K and I'll snort K honey
You snort K and I'll snort K
We'll fight and screw all night and day.
Honey, Baby, Mine.
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>>62222067
I already told you that less competition is good. What else do you want to hear?
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WHAT'S NEW SMG
WE BOTTOM'D OUT THE V
WE'RE GONNA BE GREEN BY EOD
SO WHAT'S NEW SMG
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T FLLEE
WHAT'S NEW SMG?
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>>62222010
Normals may misuse the terms, but normals have a pretty decent understanding of the second order effects of something like gas getting more expensive. They may not use the words "deflationary" or "demand destruction" but they'll describe it.
If they're right about the principal they aren't really retarded.
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>>62222018
Computing as a Service.
(((They))) Don't like the idea of people having their own personal computers in their own homes and offices, where they might prevent the PTB from watching their every move and controlling what they do. Most of all they can't stand the idea of people using those personal computers without paying for that privilege on a continuous basis. They want to back to the good old days of time share computers by subscription.

You will own nothing and you WILL be happy.
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Glad to see the black women I used to spam here are still being posted.
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>>62222069
>tech sector crashes and the rest of the market farts on as usua
The tech sector IS the market right now, anon. The top 10 companies (8 of which are tech) are almost 50% of it.
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So what is needed for the market to recover tomorrow? Not just talking about the AI related stocks.
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Oh finally I can buy more SOXL.
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We're witnessing the difference between a red and green day. Recovery midtradingday, that erases about 40-50% of the dump in one fuckin line.
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>>62222027
Retard alert, even by the standards of an LLM poster.

Nominal gas prices have risen, inflation-adjusted prices are at or below it. Gasoline is the same price today as it was in the 90s in real terms. AI is too retarded to even understand that.
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>>62222085
If a blood sacrifice was needed - would you do it?
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>didn't buy bottom of the V
FUCK
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>>62222082
Does /biz/ like black trannies? Asking for a friend.
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trump just called the top
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>>62222092
A goyil refinery in Mexico just blew up.
Mossad hit the goyim where it hurts.
Oil won't go up though.
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>no GAUZ quarterly report
>no GAUZ court decision
>no GAUZ poster
Alright what the hell is going on?
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>>62222100
They love them. Please post all you have. Sadly I have to go to bed. Good night.
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>>62222084
Yes, but even if tech crashed to 0, it wouldn't tank the entire market 50%. Crude/metals/bio would probably even inverse it on the day.
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Jeff, are you here? Should I buy the dip on SOXL? I don't know anything about semiconductors.
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>>62222098
Jump in...right now!
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>>62222092
i think this would be a more sound argument if wages kept pace with inflation. sure, in real terms gas "only" rose 50%, but most goycattle's paychecks havent risen 50% in that same time period
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>>62222097
Sure I’d sacrifice a bull
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>>62222115
Hi its Jeff, semiconductors only go up
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>>62222073
Based beyond belief
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>>62222121
Burry? Is that you?
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Why market pumping? WHy
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is this nigger retarded? One day he's hawkish and then he says stuff like this. What the fuck is the problem with these people?

>Fed's Goolsbee: Remain optimistic that rates can come down a fair amount, but need progress on inflation.
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>>62222128
It dumped for a retarded reason
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...and we're back
Was that the full power of bears
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>>62222066
dayummm thanks anon
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>>62222128
You don't like cheapies?
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>>62222133
what reason
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>>62222137
something about inflation. i dunno because i don't read the news
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>GLD
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And just like that the train is leaving the cowards behind and bears btfo again
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>>62222070
People cry and shit their pants on days like today and listen to the retarded bobo larpers with 3 digit portfolios but then also say "fuck everything is too expensive, there's nothing to buy" on green days. Like sorry are you waiting for a 75% correction just because some gook made a Facebook post? How big of a dip do you need?
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>>62222128
If you need it explained, I’ve got bad news for you
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>>62222143
Would you say you don't concern yourself with the real world?
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How did /biz/ get rid of the indian pennystock pump and dumpers? Around 2020, they were spamming /smg/ constantly. Theyd be switching proxies, but you could tell it was the same person because of their bad English. And he'd dogpile you with like 5 different IDs if you called him a pump and dump
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>>62222066
Are these images AI?
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>>62222122
>Hi its Jeff
Post pic for proof.
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>>Nominal gas prices have risen, inflation-adjusted prices are at or below it. Gasoline is the same price today as it was in the 90s in real terms. AI is too retarded to even understand that.
>Explain in detail why this anon is wrong because he doesn't understand the base effect
I'll spare you the llm garbage though, even as a joke.
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>>62222132
they work to keep the markets stable. that means curbing expectations from becoming too high but also stopping people from freaking out
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>DDD
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Would like to finally find love but I cant find a boyfriend free girl
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>>62222150
that's accurate
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>>62222152
The new CAPTCHA made it impossible for jeets to spam. They are extremely low IQ
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>>62222018
realtime track and trace of everything.
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>>62222152
You haven't been introduced to the GRRR faggot, I presume? there was also a lot of faggots spamming ai pictures with their pump and dump stock of choice like WOLF or GT.
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>>62222041
>They succeed and human labor is obsolete. Mass unemployment, social unrest, collapse of society. Then the market crashes.
>Then the market crashes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA nice joke goyim
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>>62222132
I fucking hate you real worlders that post every single stupid thing about Warsh and the cry about it.
>"Mr Warsh, if inflation goes up and the employment market stays the same, would you raise the rates?"
>"Yes"
"OH SHIT OH FUCK WARSH IS A FUCKING HAWK SELL EVERYTHING AHHHHHHHHH-"
>"2nd question Mr Warsh, if inflation doesn't go up and the employment sector cools would you cut rates?"
>"Yes"
"OH FUCK HES A FUXKING FLIP FLOPPER FUCKING WARSH YOURE A DOVE NOW AHHHHHH FUCKING SELL EVERYTHING AHHHHH'
Calm down and take your fucking lithium.
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korea fixed the system
AI profits go back to welfare
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>>62222152
ASTS jeet is still here so we didn't get rid of all of them. We kept some as mascots of some sort.
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>>62221991
>he doesn't have an AMD processor in his computer
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>>62222018
>muh "whats the big deal"
we have to build god first
if we let the Chinese build god first its not going to be good

stop pretending to be retarded.
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>>62222041
Trust me bro, this steam engine tractor thing is going to destroy the world, what will all the people tilling crops going to do, who’s going to be left to eat all the food?
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>>62222171
Shouldn’t you wait and see what the profits are like before you just unilaterally tell companies you’re taking their profit away? Seems like a great way to deincentivize investment
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>>62222171
who gives a fuck about koreans, though
they need to be slaves for making cheap chips

fuc if I want to pay $500 for a stick of ram
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>BREAKING: Senate confirms Kevin Warsh as Fed governor
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>DRAM dumps on market open
PANIK
>DRAM recovers to yesterday's numbers
aight

wtf is this retard market? not mad, i boughted more
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>>62222018
The real bread and butter of AI is training - to run millennia worth of simulations, possibilities and wear, of products in a safe environment to get feedback and avoid errors, and that has application everywhere
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>>62222179
Never imagined god would look so much like a jew run surveillance prison dystopia
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We'll have a green week
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>>62222189
forgot
>recovers to yesterday's number by market close
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>>62222188
>asymmetric nostrils
2/10 would not bang
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>>62222188
That's someone's son
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Ready to buy the dip
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>>62222041
They really believe the rich and the government will come through with UBI for all instead of just letting the bottom 90% of humanity die now that they're redundant.
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>>62222188
well what are they
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And just like that my DRAM calls will never be red again
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>>62222212
good
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>>62222026
Explain
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>>62222041
>2) They succeed and human labor is obsolete. Mass unemployment, social unrest, collapse of society. Then the market crashes.
>then the market crashes
the cope is real
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are trains a good investment?
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Robot 401ks will replace us
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Should have slurped Rheinmetall today. 5% up tomorrow or some shit
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Lol
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>>62222210
Went for a country drive with my dogs and then the bottom set in and so this is either a recovery V or it's a dead cat bounce that just topped. Either way, dipping my toe in.
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>Trump says it ‘will not be long’ before war ends, inflation will drop
I'm so tired of this fucking imbecile.
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>>62222221
>>62222223
close
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nice red day retard
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>>62222223
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Market officially recovered more than 50% of the dump. As per usual. Wait, now maybe 60%
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>>62222221
>>62222223
So close
>>62222222
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>>62222238
>>62222240
It was the fucking GME thread too
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>>62222233
you deserve what you get for voting for him
no way a greenfrog posters didnt
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>>62222230
absolute gold
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Intel's financials put me off buying the SOXL dip. negative EPS and 900 P/E is wack even by tech standards. MU on the other hand seems to have sound financials. Is there a UK ETF that tracks it?
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>>62222218
Elon says "AI and robotics will eliminate poverty and the need for money" and everybody cheers because they're retarded. They're going to let them die off, if not kill them outright.
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>>62222250
SOXL and intel are different companies
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GAUZ popping off
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>>62222233
I'm curious for whom you will vote next.
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>>62222223
No, they are heavily subsidized and often nationalised.
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>>62222250
Intel isnt even driving semis. Its a small name
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>>62222230
Based.
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DDD
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who sold? why are we going up?
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>make money on SPX 0DTE puts
>buy VOO with winnings at the bottom of the V
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Calls rising
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>>62222250
You can't buy Micron stock in Britlandia?
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did you buy some of your favorite stocks while they were on sale today anon?
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DO I SELL SOME OF MY TSLA AND GO IN ON INTC????
AHHHHHHH
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>>62222265
>DaytradingFUCKINGGOD (I am settled funds restricted so I can not)
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Here's my plan to 3x my portfolio in the next few days
Put everything into INFQ, POET, and DGXX before their earnings this week
Thoughts??
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>nasdaq pumping
>dumped stocks dont
????????
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>>62222230
Did he seriously say this? I know he will somehow come back from this but how. How is MAGA gonna spin this one?
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>>62222274
He does it not for the people's money, but for what's right. He's noble
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>>62222254
let the goyim deal in the real world
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>>62222274
u make deals based on PRINCIPLES, not because of short term pains.
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>>62222271
Your day is coming soon with PDT going to 2k
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>>62222274
I kind of heard it live, he started rambling about the market being ath and the usual so it's just him being unable to communicate clearly as usual
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>>62222281
Oh wait I forgot I have over 25k LOL I just need to apply
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>>62222255
I thought SOXL was an ETF that included Intel? Sorry I am 100% clueless goy, I just want fast money.
>>62222261
Which stock is driving semis then?
>>62222268
Have to fill out some US government form and wait for approval, it's long.
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>>62222269
yep, I bought right next to the bottom but one name
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>>62222273
Helloooo?????? Whats going on????
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>>62222274
Besides the obvious that he’s speaking in the context of making a deal with Iran and it’s not a standalone sentence?
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>>62222165
I wouldn't have minded the GT dude, but he was spamming his ai slop in every thread and it got annoying rather fast
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>>62222282
>he didn't mean it that way!
lol
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>>62221964

News out??? Or leak
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Poorfag here I'm wondering how to manage my investing and money

I want to really learn about investing before I do anything besides index funds but Im missing out on the bullrun. I want to DCA 50% of my investing money into indexes each month and 50% into stocks. But since I don't know shit should I just do ETFs instead?
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>>62222287
>Which stock is driving semis then?
The Big Three -- Samsung, SK Hynix, and Micron -- with an assist from Sandisk, Seagate, and Western Digital.

>Have to fill out some US government form and wait for approval
That stinks.
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>>62222170
the biggest lie ever told to goyim is that markets are efficiently priced. in reality they are 50% vibes 30% government manipulation and 20% blatant scams
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>>62222292
Inagine the freakout if Obama had said this in 2009.
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>>62222294
>sarcastically ask a question with an answer
>get the answer
>respond with the low brow follow up you had all along
I genuinely believe people who do this should be killed
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>>62222297
Buddy go watch Ben Felix and the plain bagel and leave this place forever
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>>62222297
That would be the prudent course, yes. Take a look at AIRR -- I've had excellent luck with it.
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>>62222292
It is. Actually Americans are doing a lot better than expected. Sure a few incels can't afford houses but the median does not have any credit debt, and can afford rent, food and clothes every month.
It's not going that badly. There's good news.
Americans can take the Iran war like a champ and the war hasn't even started yet
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>>62222300
>play pretend with me so I don’t look so stupid
Nah
>>
GAUZY
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I am now an Intel bagholder
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I hate low liqudity high spread trades
institutional traders know how you fuck you on those for every little penny
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>>62222310
CPUs were a distraction anon and they're cancelling Celestial and Druid I don't know what to tell ya
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>>62222297
If in US then:
>In your roth DCA 50/50 SOXL and TQQQ
>In taxable accounts DCA 100/0 VOO

You can thanks me in 30 years
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>>62222301
>>62222308

Honest question; what would Trump have to do to make you stop supporting him?
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>>62222309
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>>62222307
Irrelevant. The question was whether Americans’ financial situation will factor into making a deal with Iran. You’d have to pretend to be retarded to take the sentence alone and then react to it (note: at least one anon has now tripled down on doing so)
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5th minister just resigned from starmers cabinet.
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>>62222314
Honest answer: I have literally never voted for him. I don’t have to like him to think you’re stupid and a clown.

Is that a difficult concept for you to grasp? I suspect it is.
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>>62222317
Why is that evil son of a bitch still alive?
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closed trades, booked $1007
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>>62222188

>used

does that mean she was bad at her job and doesn't have it anymore? I dunno if I would invest based on claude prompts when the shit cant even count to 100 without fucking up
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>>62222297
no need to fomo, there's always some kind of bullrun
ask yourself what you are investing ypur money for and when you plan to harvest your gains
if the answer is in 20-30 years, a broad index fund is your best bet
if you wanna stockpick because you have fun doing so, maybe start with 10-15% of your folio max
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>>62222307
>As of early 2026, the median U.S. savings account balance for households is approximately $8,000.
LOL
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>>62222326
The median U.S. citizen is Hispanic now
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Why stocks wont go up you miggers
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>>62222326
Hey with 8k you could install a fairly sizable artificial green in your backyard
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>>62222297
You're going to have a hard time getting good advice.
>>62222313
>SOXL in Roth
lol must people never reallocate their retirement accounts that is a maximum way to fuck him Semis are going to get commoditised eventually
Im all in semis right now, but even I know this trade wont last forever.

theyre too many trillions being pumped into semis, too many names starting to push silicon weight. Its only a matter of time until they have a price war and drive all their profits to 0 trying to capture the whole thing.
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>>62222242
oh no... /GME/ fag got the get
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>>62222314
As soon as you libtards start liking him, then I'll stop supporting him.
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>>62222294
No he definitelywant it that way it's just not a gotcha. Additionally, top soxl holdings per yahoo finance
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>>62222320
81 MPs have to nominate a challenger. There's 85 want him out for sure but they can't agree on who.
It's only a matter of time. (There's more than 85, that's just the vocal ones)
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My DCA for INTC is 41
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>>62222339
>lowcostbasisGOD
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>>62222333
>Fell for it again
I can swim.
lol. lmao.
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>>62222317
>5th minister just resigned from starmers cabinet.
was it another female or muslim? good riddance
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>>62222332
Yes. He should be mocked relentlessly.
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we're healing
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>>62222334
Definitely meant*
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>>62222223
Photo finish...
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>>62222152
It was the new captcha, and the email registration thing. The jeets never bought 4chan passes and they aren't high enough IQ to pass through the captcha.
That's why the jeetcoiners went to /bant/ because that board doesn't have the same requirements.
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>>62222348
That's a pussy!
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Soxl prospectus
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>>62222348
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>>62222325
>ask yourself what you are investing ypur money for and when you plan to harvest your gains
I prefer to hold long term so ideally invest in low cap stocks that have potential to moon like Nvidia, SanDisk, and Intel. That's why I'm tempted to pick stocks now while this bullrun still has legs
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>>62222222
>>
how long does it take for markets to recover from bad inflation data?
how does one know? (signals)
1 tweet from trump about a deal with iran?
maybe 2?
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>>62222269
Just a lil
Sold some puts as well
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Gauzy #13 mover
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>>62222348
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>>62222343
Miatta Fahnbulleh
Fucking embarrassing. I don't even recognise my country anymore.
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>>62222014
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Naught but red
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>>62222365
lmao i swear every nigerian has that fucking gap.
disgusting.
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>>62222348
>explaining to willing buyers what they are actually buying
We usually just fulfill their orders. You must be pretty new here.
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>>62222309
>>62222315

>10 companies submitted bids for 1 subsidiary
>1 fund wants the whole thing

Kek
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Sour hour incoming
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babe i love you very much, and i hope you bought the dip in sminiconfluxers, i couldn't have set it up more perfectly for you. please listen to me, please let me help you, we'll both be so much better off.
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>>62222372
I don't like that kind of negativity
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>>62222362
What is this bullshit company
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>>62222372
Nope, we only go up
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>>62222317
Went from constant "Kier's doing a great job" to "KIER FUCKING OUT" in barely a month
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I observe with interest that both Arista Networks and Amphenol are green today, even in the face of the memory/storage bloodletting. Anyone have any idea why?
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>>62222343
I don't get it, why are they all resigning? if you think you're being punished for bad policies you can actually change them if you stay in power
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>>62222377
>This

Stop this about to be delisted spam
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>>62222372

Where?
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>>62222345
Grok, is this true?
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>>62222385
SHOULD I SELL OR WILL IT CONTINUE TOMORROW
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I always thought trump would be the dictator of the future but starmer is going for it first.
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How is VIX down.

Market is tanking. Oil is spiking.
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>>62222379
>>62222382
You can't change anything about Britain. It's been in a slow decline for 300 years and when people do taking the reigns they realize there literally aren't any levers left to pull to actually fix anything and then they get frustrated being yelled at and then leave.
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>>62222396
We all accepted the market's dead. Just let it go, anon
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>>62222396
Why does oil always spike when my FTSE oil plays are closed?
Fucking Jews.
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Why is gauzy up 30%
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>>62222398

Yeah about that. Ive got some VIX calls that need pamping.
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>>62222403
Anon?
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Sorry kid but SPX is backed by the federal reserve and Israel
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>>62222401
Jews. Trying to figure out whether I’ll get jewed if I hold
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>>62222400
>FTSE oil plays
What? ETF?
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>>62222409

I see why

>>62222309

French magazine leak
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>>62222383
Tel-Aviv headquarters and involved with Chutzpah Holdings

Comedy gold.
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Where is my TACO? It's Tuesday and I ordered one. David Axios do something!
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>>62222411
I've got a distressed north sea oil gamble play for when they're forced to reopen the fields. HBR
Palm oil play also affected by oil price as it's a diesel additive. AEP
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>>62222422
Trump has entered period of silence before meeting Xi Jinping, he really has to focus now and not show his cards.
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>>62222422
Another hour...once market closes.
Then we pump.
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Gauzy apparently supplies Airbus and Boeing separate from manufacturing SPD for Ferrari and Cadillac through their subsidiary

Multiple companies are bidding to win Vision Lite while a 5% Minority stake holder OIC is fighting to keep the whole company together
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>>62222425
>he really has to focus now and not show his cards.
That shouldn't be too hard since he has no cards.
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>>62222425
Zion Don has no cards
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>>62222425
Donny has all the cards but the game required getting rid of them to win.......
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>>62222392
he's a handsome fella, maybe he will reconsider, retire and start dating miley cyrus like justin did with katy.
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>>62222334
>>62222298
All my broker offers are these

https://www.assetmanagement.hsbc.co.uk/en/intermediary/capabilities/etfs/nasdaq-semiconductor

https://www.vaneck.com/uk/en/investments/semiconductor-etf/overview/
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>>62222037
The huwheat fields will save me.
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>>62222429
Losing Vision would tank it right?
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>>62222432
The US consumer is a card every president has played and he may play it, too.
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>>62222423
Got it. FTSE. British.
>I've got a distressed north sea oil gamble play for when they're forced to reopen the fields.
>HBR
Assuming you mean brent going up /staying high is forcing north sea oil producers to reopen less profitable fields. Bullish, correct?
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>>62222423
Hell will freeze over before YouKay gov allows drilling in the North Sea.
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>>62222425
Donny has all his creatures face down in attack mode but he's playing 52 card pick up
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>>62222437
>https://www.vaneck.com/uk/en/investments/semiconductor-etf/overview/
That one looks better to me. Put a trailing top loss order on it and average into it bit by bit is my advice. When the AI bubble pops you will have to bail out completely. We all will.
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>basically flat trading day
>recovery in a V
all fake and gay
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>>62222428
Screen capping this for tomorrow when its red as fuck
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Health care and financials carrying SPY today
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>>62222449
why no david soxl?
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>>62222452
Blessed summer
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>>62222451
Thanks. I'm going all in tomorrow, no stop loss. Tired of being poor.
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>gauz just pumping the stock so they’ll get more for it in the buyout
Right?
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>>62222444
The fields are closed due to green government policies. Nothing else. I'm betting the Hormuz closure will pressure the government to reopen once shortages start to hit.
NGL. This starmer debacle is upping my odds bigly as the policies are millibands baby and if starmer goes it will likely be Streeting coming in and he's the 'rivht' of the labour party. Milliband is the left so him and his retarded fucking policies should get canned.
HBR will rocket if I'm right. If not they are holding their own just on higher oil prices. No big gains but no loss.
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I am still making money off of sneedisk
thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>62222464
/looks pained

I wish you all the best, Britanon.
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>>62222467
Interesting. Thanks
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>>62222474
>/looks pained
dude, are you from fucking reddit?
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I bet tomorrow we see a similar pattern. Markets gotta give a little before the next leg up.
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>>62222480
Hell no.
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Silver
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if green tomorrow I'm straight and if red I'm gay from now on
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New thread

>>62222475
>>62222475
>>62222475
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>>62222480
bro never played an mmo
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>>62222490
worse, i played swtor and runescape
<>< lvls?
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WHY NOTHING RECOVERS WHEN NASSHIT GOES UP HOW NON STOCK RECOVERS AAAAAAAAAA
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>>62222423
Haha I told you to buy AEP. it's doing alright but I am tempted by semiconductors. Problem with AEP is that the volume is low and most days it barely moves. I'd keep it though, Indonesia is increasing their biodiesel mandate in July and the company just acquired another plantation increasing it's revenue by 10%. Sorry to say however that your north sea plan will never work unless Reform win. Labour and the Greens will reopen it when hell freezes over.
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>>62222497
swg and swtor here
still miss swg ;_;
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>>62222480
I just ignore his shit at this point
>*pulls up copypasta*
>*smiles
>/wipes his tears
>*fists his asshole*
>*holds up spork*
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>>62222488
>early bake
>1pbtid
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>>62222480
This is IRC shit, anon.
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>>62222525
irc would be /me
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>>62222499
>Sorry to say however that your north sea plan will never work unless Reform win. Labour and the Greens will reopen it when hell freezes over.
The risk reward is too good to not gamble.
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>>62222533
Or /slap
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>>62222549
that's a mirc thing if i remember.
*slaps you with a trout*
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>>62222568
Yeah, it's just in mIRC, though I think I removed that from my list of aliases because it doesn't work for me anymore...
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>>62222454
wwell... so far it's happening
so youre saying sell before open tomorrow?
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>>62222480
kys zoomer faggot
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>>62222014
You ain't jew
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>diagnosed with adhd as a kid
>never think much of it
>make intricate investing plans that could make me rich
>never stick to them
>find out that being unable to stick to a plan is part of adhd
>unironically disabled, but smarter than the average person so I'm literally being ruined by myself
top ten reasons to kms.



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