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I'm gonna buy some EUV when the market opens.
first for fuck palirats
>>62241671Based
>>62241671Is that hotblockchain? She's jewish right? Lots of people jerk off to her at work safe gif
I'm 33 year old white trash. If I had just invested 10k a year from my minimum wage jobs into and index fund since 2011 instead of being a depressed fag I could buy a house in cash right now. Instead I'm getting into investing at the top of the bubble probably. I missed a generational decade+ long bullrun and it's probably going to go back to traditional 7% year a returns or some 1970 economic downturn type bullshit.I'm fucking goycattle.
>>62241678but smg told me index funds dont work. what is it now
>>62241672>wens
>>62241674ya, green almond eyes and those curls
>>62241678In what universe would you have saved $10k from a minimum wage job? There's 0 percent chance you would endure the harsh conditions of bring minimum wage for a decade with over $100k in the bank. Looking back with that mindset is stupid.
>>62241678>I'm 33 year old white trash. If I had just invested 10k a year from my minimum wage jobs into and index fund since 2011 instead of being a depressed fag I could buy a house in cash right now.Would you sell right now if you enough in stocks to buy a house? I'm guessing no because you'd convince yourself to wait a couple years to double your money, and you'd lose a big chunk of it when the market crashed 80%.
>>62241678if you're already looking at it like that, you're NGMI no way in hell you were going to put away 10k a year and you would have sold when you were up 7% anywaysas soon as it crashes, buy puts
>>62241672I think ubisoft is on wednesday too, in case anyone here is retarded enough to own that stock
>>62241701>>62241702too far bobo, you're causing real harm now.
>Airline failing>Meta firing employees>Oil high>Shipping delays>Chaiwan chipmakers doing ???>AI models suddenly costing 30xWhile individually these can be bullish, together it's a pretty grim state of things. I'll also remind that 2026 is a midterm year which is historically bearish after April, and that 2026 is a Benner Cycle sell year.Also, this New Yorker comic gave me a sensible chuckle
>>62241707starving artist. premium gas costs $1.00 more
Iran War to resume shortly
>Stocks go higher>People stop buying bonds.>Bonds have to raise rates to get anyone to pay attention to them.>Stocks go down.Gentlemen i have a proposal.What if we just… removed bonds from existence?Eliminate the competition.Imagine how many more gains we would make.
>>62241712Doubt Trump will strike Iran like he did last time. He will probably try to force open the strait and only target costal areas of Iran then call for negotiations agains
>>62241705Ubisoft is running on fumes to pay off all their debt, it would be funny if they finalized that China deal and suddenly they MOON
>>62241678>top of the bubble probablyif you're so sure, short
>>62241719Government could just sell stocks in the government instead for funding. I like it
>>62241719why not? theres an infinite amount of money in the fed
>>62241719>parents wont invest their shekels because scary>tell them I have this genius hedging strategy of mixing 99.997% ETF with 0.003% bonds>they invest and make a lot of moneyI've now demonstrated that bonds are useful
>>62241732>>62241719I just rotate my extra/unused cash into SGOV so I can get some short term yield between actual positions.
>>62241732how can investing be scary?it is literally free money hack unless you buy GRRR
Ken Griffin on AI agents. https://x.com/fundamentedge/status/2055675389767516544
>>62241722That seems unlikely considering how entrenched the IRGC is and how difficult the terrain is. I mean I guess it could be done as a token attack, but the Iranians would obviously see straight through it and it wouldn't invoke any confidence in the shipping companies, so the strait would effectively remain closed.
>>62241745Omg I think I'm gonna coom a little when I'm pissing on actual highly educated academics
>>62241693Knife ears are gonna RISE, r-right? Undervalued and mispriced stock, SURELY!
>>62241690They do work - you've just got to wait a long time (10-20 years).
>>62241745I don't buy any of this because these people all have a vested interest in portraying themselves as benefiting from AI. Show me a rigorous study that analyzes 100 non-tech companies, before and after they adopted AI and how that affected their profit margins. I'll start to believe the AI isn't fake and gay if a study like this shows significant margin expansion with AI adoption.
>>62241678Next best time is to invest is now.
>>62241662>RIP Spirit editionair transportation is starting to heal. Calm airport security lines, boarding areas, ahhhh the peace and quiet.
Anthropic needs more chips. Bullish for NVDA, AVGO, AMD.... maybe CBRS (at a lower valuation)
Are you guys still bullish on DRAM?
>>62241672NVDA earnings will be good indicator of the AI bubble true/false narrative
>>62241759>Chudmath PoopoopitabreadWho?
>>62241760no, it is infested by stx, wdc etcjust go buy MU
>>62241755luckily you dont have to believe Ken Griffin. you can believe he is 100% lying to that crowd and the wider world.
>>62241755Personally, I just use ChatGPT for helping with coding. Not writing the code, but to bounce ideas off of. I never really had a mentor and no idea what modern conventions and styles are like. Stuff like "is this a good name" or "how should I design a class that does X so it can also work with Y?". I still know how to code effectively on my own.
>>62241763ask grok, gemini, chat gippity, or claude
>>62241754>>62241690>>62241678How much of that growth is from the index "performing" over time, versus currency being inflated and purchasing power killed during that time?It'd say the index is a benchmark for inflation, if anything.
>>62241760Exactly what changed for us to be bearish about it? Investors mass leaving? Did they magically crash DRAM prices? No. It's routine, only bad thing is to get caught in the middle while they exit. Doesn't mean the companies lost.
>>62241766Oh I use it too, and it's definitely a great tool. Whenever I've tried to use LLMs for something more complex though, it's immediately obvious that they're nothing more than stochastic parrots. "Agentic AI" does not have intelligence or even a concept of "correct" and "incorrect", which is why I think these CEOs are all bullshitting the public.
>>62241768I mean you can measure it - I just can't be arsed.Rough estimate is assume inflation is 3% and the global equity market returns 10%.
>>62241777LLMs are biased to the most known informationit has all the info, but it has more weight on the information with most quantity, so if you were to ask it a question, it would give you the most known answeri.e if you were to ask it a general, "how should I invest question", it will lead you to the SP500 (SPY/VOO), mostly a boglehead answerthe information becomes like this when there is no "correct answer", technically any method of investing is valid as long as you have good reasoning for itif you were to ask it an easy to parse question that has only an objective answer i.e asking about a known fact, it will answer the question correct as there is nothing subjective to itthe companies are not high IQ enough to make sophisticated parameters that would make the LLMs smarter and be able to answer in a more dynamic and sophisticated way
>>62241777It doesn't matter if it's true or not what matters is the direction the market is moving. I'm not entirely sold on AI being what it is promised to be but I'm not standing in front of the market freight train to get ran over.
even after 50 years of investing 100 dollars a month you will only make 3x the amount you invested, do you guys know this?
>>62241751It’s already been forced once and if the US just escorts ships by the Omani coastline it’ll be a lot easier to protect them. IRGC being “entrenched” on the coast doesn’t really matter if all their cruise missile launchers are destroyed, which they have far less of than their ballistic missiles launchers. Shaheds will be the biggest issue long-term, but they’re far easier to intercept and hopefully the US and gulf allies haven’t spent the last month with their thumbs up their asses and have taken lessons from Ukraine and set up audio buoys in the gulf to listen for shaheds a few miles away from the coast line so they can be more easily targeted by low cost interceptor drones bought from Ukraine. Even if the strait isn’t used at pre-war levels, it’ll at least take it off the table for Iranian negotiations. They can talk as much as they about how they control it, but if US warships are actively sailing through it as they like then they can pound sand as far as that topic is concerned. Plus if they (they begin Iran) do decide to escalate again by attacking oil infrastructure in UAE and Saudi Arabia if the strait is forced open then they run the risk of having all of their infrastructure destroyed in turn, which would be catastrophic for the survival of their regime. TACO won’t save them again
>>62241699I'm 37 and worked at WMT for 10 years. It's not minimum wage - they often start maybe $0.30 above it - and I've gotten little boosts over time for seniority. I make $20.25/hr (CAD) vs minimum wage of $17.30. I rented from a family friend for that time and got away with $500/mo on rent and otherwise had no expenses beyond basic stuff (cell phone, food, bus pass).I now get 4 weeks paid vacation every year, and even from year 1, we have a stock program where they match 15% contributions, up to your depositing $1800 (a free $270 USD for doing nothing), our credit card has like 1-3% cashback depending if you shop in store, and we have some DPSP equal to 1% of your wages (I have it set to global equity) and per-store profit sharing (we usually get about $800-$1200 per year).This year is going to be softer - yesterday's plan from HO pegged us to get $300k in revenue per day over the long weekend and I think we fell short by 20%ish, but are about parity YoY. And this isn't private information - they happily share the daily numbers during the morning meetings on the salesfloor.This isn't to shill Walmart, it's to show you can make near-minimum wage work if you aren't a gibbering retard. And I like my free time, so for me it's easier to spend less, rather than making more money.
vile schlomo
what should i invest in when a third of the world's oil supply will vanish for a long time next week?
>>62241789Are you delusional or just Jewish?
>>62241789>their cruise missile launchers are destroyed, which they have far less of than their ballistic missiles launchersYou realize that most of these launchers are just slightly modified trucks with an attached ramp right? You need way more sophisticated machinery to launch of fuckhuge ballistic missile compared to a cruise missile.
>>62241798PLTR
>>62241789I don't really understand this attitude. Sailors aren't just going to pilot a giant tub of flammable liquid through drone attacks and absolutely no one is going to insure them. The Iranians don't have to be at full force to control the strait. They only need a few teams of drone operators to do it. The only options now are to force them to quit or pay them off.
>>62241798a clearer crystal ball
>>62241801Their long range ballistic are buried in mountains. With roll out rails and tunnels and are shielded from anything but direct nuclear hits. Israel has the same at the Sdot ballistic air base at Beit Shemesh. Where something blew up last night.
>>62241790>just get a friend to donate you money for 10 years straight, if you don't you're a retard
>>62241790Nice, I'm in BC delivering pizza and taking disability money. Currently pulling down ~90k. I'd be set up for life if not for the fact that the gibs cut off when I hit $200k in assets.
>>62241808Sdot ballistic missile base. Missile test base and assembly plant (underground). The store the nuclear warheads for air launched weapons in the NW of the facility. For the short trip north to Ort Tel Nof airbase.
>>62241821Ah yes where the "test" occurred last night. Do you reckon it was an accident or a sabotage?
>>62241760AI still needs memory so yes
>>62241808>tards with random chink shit drones they strap with explosive and kamakazi into whatever>same tards 'navy' is a bunch of bass boatsyeah they dont have shit.
>tfw I posted in wrong thread like a total retard
>>62241827You are obviously low IQ.
>American hours>Jews and bears crawl out of their vile abodes
i wish i could go back to viewing the stock market with child-like wonder
>futures
>>62241816Yes? Why would I split rent with strangers or try to finance a house on that wage level? Or pay triple to rent an apartment that I'd use the same way
>>62241789Total delusion, this “war” was supposed to be over and done with in a single weekend, two months later and here we still are. If America could open the strait they already would’ve done so.
>>62241849well what if you don't have a friend willing to donate you thousands of dollars for 10 years straight?
>>62241764>stx, wdcIsn't this just 9% of the fund? I mean DRAM is already up 85% since launch and pulled in around 10B in assets since then. It's literally the fastest growing ETF ever.With that said I'm already buying heavy into MU and NVDA, but I like Samsung and SK Hynix which is half the fund and you can't easily buy them as US investors.>>62241771>>62241825How long do you think the memory shortage will go to? The Roundhill CEO says 2028 due to AI data center demands.
>>62241819You can buy physical metals, or perhaps high silver content coins. Or collectibles like sealed pokemon/mtg. All these are less liquid, but still appreciate and are off the books
>>62241853memory shortage will not be forever but margins won't compress that muchGPUs each new gen require even more HBM memorynew gen memory has higher marginsMU is a forever hold probably
>>62241699I could've lived with my parents and got overtime working landscaping, but I couldn't tolerate their toxicity. Also could've lived with friends I had at the time very cheaply. I've always been capable of being very frugal when I need to be, but I never had that long term growth mindset
I have no idea what will happen tomorrow.
>>62241853The samsung strike situation is like the only thing weighing on DRAM and it's temporary, I've been buying. The shortage ever ending is a meme in my projections. These companies will keep making more advanced memory products and their customers will have to buy them to retain their edge
>>62241856I have a house, so my plan is to drop money on renovations the first few times I approach the limit. Then once mortgage rates equalize with dividend yield (3%) I'll pull equity and use our TFSA accounts as income funds.
>>62241862either orange nigger launches missiles and crashes the global economy himself, or the bond yields do that regardless, should be fun!
Now that the war is likely gonna start up again, when is the best time to invest?I'm 90% cash
NATURAL GAS
>>62241852I'm the 33 year old poster, not him, but I wasn't trying to say that it would work for everyone. I had opportunities to get very cheap or free rent but I squandered them because I was focused on being independent over long term finances
>>62241873not crazy about that picture you just posted
>>62241837lol k.Yeah not believing the schrodinger wmd's because of some tunnels. I know the jews want us in some 10+ year conflict but not buying it, sry (not sry).
Are we bearish on women yet?
>>62241869>or the bond yields do that regardlessThe oil/gas prices are a big part of that inflation right? Feels like that alone might force him to fuck off from the war. Escalating the war might (theoretically) get freer flow of oil eventually, but its be a disaster for prices in the short-term. Actually how much do computer parts factor into inflation metrics?
>>62241872Watch Berkshire go up and to the right while the rest of the world goes down and to the right. Just like in 2025.Trust in the geriatrics.
>>62241671first for fuck kikes!
>>62241866>>62241858bearish af babe
I'm half cash and half stocks so I am not too concerned it if crashes or moons on that front.But my bitcorns are going to get evaporated on a crash though, aren't they?
>>62241758no retard, the niggers are just going to be jumping into your flights
>>62241905I dont know if anyone told you, but crypto is effectively dead.
>>62241904swing and miss :)it's not easy is it?
>>62241904Kek hopefully
I still have spy calls tomorrow. Will I be ok?
>>62241916it opens red and does a V later on in the day dw
Show me a better chart than HBM Pro tip you can't
>>62241760>Are you guys still bullish on DRAM?Yes, its an ETF so diversified investments and reduced risk and performance. Memory is still in strong demand. Look to NVDA earnings report after close Wednesday, of big demand will still be strong. If weak the cheeps and memory demand is declining and DRAM performance likely to decline.
can i neet off 100k for a year and still make it?
>>62241931Why?
>>62241883this is what psychological warfare and demoralization looks like btw. The algorithm is creeping into your brain. Say after me: I will not fall victim to the rage bait. I will not repost. I will not reply. I will scroll past. Namaste.
>>62241943>pick a side, /biz/ man. Coomers or demotivational israeli shitposters
>>62241943women dont look like that irl
I'm buying Nigvidia on Monday. I got a good feeling.
>>62241953gottem
>>62241672Let me guess, niggervideo is going to double beat, have positive outlook, and the entire market will rug anyways.
>>62241890berkshire investors got urned there though. they paid up for berk and its trailed the SP 500 by 40% since. will they make the same mistake again? tough to say.
>>62241764>>62241853>>62241926China blocked all ai-center sales from the US. It's literally over. How does that affect the memory crisis? It doesn't, not even China's own supply will. There's just much less demand from the one, true world power. It doesn't matter China isn't undercutting anyone. All DRAM stocks are going to fall even lower than the TurboQuant hysteria. Investors locked-in on 24/7 Wall St.'s $435.15 target, calling itself the dominant narrative, despite the numerous errors.
>>62241959oh fuck me, they have earnings this week? somehow forgot about it. not that it matters because guidance is the only thing that matters nowadays.
>>62241962>China blocked all ai-center sales from the USthis is not new information as one might say, it was and still is, priced in
>>62241959let us guess the "reason">guidance not strong enough
>>62241787sorry you were born poor and had to build your portfolio with contributions instead of just getting a big inheritance
>>62241948ZOG fears the Aryan coomer. I am unbothered. Flourishing. My mental fortress is impenetrable to Jew psyops.
>>62241953I wish they did
>>62241955when is it not bullish?
>>62241987>when is it not bullish?cerebras
Why doesn't he say something bullish tomorrow to solve the problem of stocks dumping after china?
>>62241993there goes my spy calls
>>62241996Taco Monday is always bullish
>>62241993axios peace deal in T- 3 hours 45 minutes
I called my AI GF claudette a niggertranny because she messed up my streaming currency futures window app for while I'm gaming.She's refusing to talk to me.
>>62241993this is bullish
>>62241986I was banging a pajeeta that had this type of body for awhile though boobs weren't quite as massive
>>62241993First of all, anyone calling himself "WW3 monitor" and looking like a more retarded chud is not good to follow.Secondly, even the market literally doesn't give a shit anymore what Trump says. In the beginning, he used to crash the market with just a slightly negative tweet, but now he can straight up say something like "we'll annihilate these Islamic dogs," and nothing would budge. Trump fatigue has reached the markets
>>62241789
>>62241993Fucking niggers I have a sell order set to execute at market open that I can't cancel. Watch it rug tomorrow and bounce back Tuesday.
>>62242015first of all, fuck you. secondly, everybody knows the only time he says off the rails shit is to get everybody short just to squeeze them later.
be more like this guy
>>62242015>First of all, anyone calling himself "WW3 monitor" and looking like a more retarded chud is not good to follow.I don't even have a twitter account. I pulled it off /pol/ while looking for videos of the Moscow attacks.
REFUTE THIS SMIGGERS OF SMGYOU CAN'T!
>>62242030This time is different.
>>62242027
>>62242030why May to October? surely thats not cherry picked.
>>62241993>Its another re-runMy current assessment is he is a bitch to the market (or more specifically the people profiting off it) and wont do anything that causes market hard crash
>>62242042It's based on seasonality data. It just maps the daily returns from the start of the end to the end of the year. And historically, those months underperform in this regime
>>62242042Why do you think boomers say SELL IN MAYAND GO AWAY
>>62242030>past pooformance does not indicate futa results
>>62242010wtf delete this
>>62242030>2018uhh... why isn't it -5% like the twitter retard says?
>>62242052and you believe that jokey rhyme? you make investment and tax decisions based on that? selling in may of 2025 was a mistake. same for 2024.
>>62242059yeah im not seeing this pattern anywhere. everyone would be a billionaire trading an obvious seasonal pattern like that.
>American hours begin>thread becomes less homosexual and muslim immediatelyim nooticing…
>>62242064
>>62241989explain your raisoning
>>62241662so nothing ever happens?
>>62242064Just wait till chinese hours when you get to hear about the downfall of america again. And again. And again.You know, getting paid to shitpost must be the fattest fucking gig ever. Just come on here and lie repeatedly. Jealous.
i'm going to be rich investing in railwayshttps://talkie-lm.com/chat
>>62241787Sounds like a skill issue
>>62242083who the fuck named it?
>>62242087https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k?si=UyM7ZclZzgTE8DQv
>>62242081if cerebras become big enough in the future and mass produce their product, and people start to be ok with changing from CUDA cerebras can become as big as nvidia if not moreit isn't anytime soon, but more of a potential case for the far future, like 2030-2040 region
>>62242091>confine yourself to railwayskek that's actually hilarious
>>62242093LMAO THE FALSE FLAGAmericans, when will you stop with that shit?
>>62241993How many times has he threatened to glass Iran by now? Three times?
oy vey bros. 1 more week until iran gets blown up. guess its up only until then?
>>62242114This time for real
>>62242101I have been infected by the hentai virus since I hit puberty.
If you pay attention to stocks long enoughand frequently enough, daily, or at least weeklyyou'll catch opportunities to grab up even the best companies in the world at cheap prices. Like after bad news or when it falls out of favour for some stupid reason.I've been steadily accumulating Amazon and Google doing this. I don't regret buying them at all.
>>62242109I'd bet on Nvidia coming up with something before Cerebras steals away a considerable portion of market share
>>62242093such a fake psyop.
>>62242122those are called cheapies.
CELH - what's wrong with it. Printing money and stock price declining....?
tell me the good mag 7 stock you believe infor me>nvidia>googl>amazon
Ok. Scrolled throught the last few SmigThreads. Weekends are still boring. For the love of everything, could we pleaaase open the markets or drop some bombs?
>>62242136Apple. Don’t see how it could fail anytime soon
>>62242136I believe in NVDA because I bought calls so I need to believe
>>62241701> and you'd lose a big chunk of it when the market crashed 80%.I’ve been waiting for this crash since I graduated a decade ago. Still waiting.
>>62242136msft because they know how to charge their customers
>>62242136Google, Amazon, and Nvidia. Nvidia in the short to medium term. Eventually I think GPUs are going to get commoditised, or at least some data centre equivalent like a commoditised TPU will replace it. And once Nvidia's bread and butter is commoditised, anybody holding Nvidia is absolutely fucked. Fortunately, that's probably not anytime soon.I think Google is going to win the AI race, and they're already massively profitable. If I had to own just one company in the world, it would be Google.Amazon I think is well positioned to own the infrastructure of the internet. And their distribution network isn't something that most companies could even hoe to compete against.Just those 3. Those are the only MAg7 companies I believe in. Apple is the only one I might consider owning because I understand how important vanity is for people. But I don't like Apple.
>>62242154>I’ve been waiting for this crash since I graduated a decade ago.This is such a retarded take. Who the fuck was predicting a massive crash 10 years ago? Shiller PE was at a relatively healthy 24 in 2016. Now it's 42.
>>62241719>implying that isn't already the caseThere has been ZERO explanation given for why one of the first targets of the emergency FED money bazookas in 2020 was buying AAPL bonds
The thing that would predict a crash would be ai related hardware sales drying up but that's not happening anytime soon so there's no point in talking about a crash or a bubble until that happens
There's permabears that have been at it for decadesAll of Zerohedge lolwhat his name uhhh Schiff?they've been at in longer than 10 years, basically for them the crash s 2 weeks away every 2 weeks
>>62242173Gold hasn't been too bad. But it has been slow.
Heaven is where the AI comes from NVIDIA, the products are designed by Apple, the cloud runs on Microsoft, the shopping is handled by Amazon, the search is powered by Google, the networking is done by Meta, and the stock keeps going up.Hell is where the AI comes from Meta, the privacy is handled by Google, the workplace software is run by Amazon, the customer support is from Apple telling you to restart it again, the self-driving is managed by Tesla, and it’s all organised by Meta inside the metaverse.
>>62242171AI hardware sales wouldn't predict a crash from happeningit would literally cause it. If Nvidia posted a earnings report this week with absolutely stalled growth the bottom in the market falls out completely. Literally -7% in seconds, then whatever the second circuit breaker and then trading gets shut down for the date. The following day there's a gap down loleverybody thinks they're getting out when growth stalls. It's musical chairs.
>>62242173Most people constantly predicting a crash are just terminally online politics junkies. You’d all be surprised how quickly the fear of a collapse disappears once you stop following political commentators.Same of course goes for the pandemic posters. These people really thought a borderline non-transmissible high mortality virus was gonna cause a global pandemic.
>>62242173Burry would be way richer if he was smart enough to buy VOO after the big short lol (DCA, etc)
>>62242136>nvidiaInvesting directly in it scares me, surely at some point someone is going to show up that is competitive with them or gets to some innovation faster than nvidia does and they start eating into their customer base
>>62242177Who handles the privacy in the first scenario?
>>62242182
Being a bear is fucking expensive I can tell you.
>>62242196I let them brainwash me to turn me into a bull. You really just have to let them take over your mind or you won't be able to sleep at night lol
>>62242182That's my point. Speculating over a rash or bubble is purely retarded. In this case there's no guesswork or speculating. The indicator is hardware sales. What are they doing currently?>record demands, record profits, no end in sight>hurrrr it's going to crash soon
>>62242196gotta spend money to make money
>>62242177Heaven for AI is the centaur. Head of a human with the body of a machine. Humans do more with less and it is utilized when it makes sense.Hell for AI is the reverse centaur. A machine head on a human body. AI for the sake of AI that must constantly be checked and micromanaged by the human. But also where the human is delegated to endless cleanup of the euphemistically named "hallucinations". Basically humans are both compensated less but kept around as liability blood bags.Tesla is, by far, the biggest archetype of the second. No one seems to be trying to be part of the first.
>>62241926It's the only way to get a substantial chunk of Samsung and SK Hynix, and you get additional exposure to Micron. It's an excellent financial instrument -- or will be, once the market stabilizes.
>>62242201>record demands, record profits, no end in sightWhy isn't that priced in?
what the fuck do I invest in when the markets open tomorrow? I was planning on getting apple, tesla, nividia, and AMD for safe bets in the medium-long range.
>>62242196Actually, if you short on Ostium or Hyperliquid shorting in general yields interest. It's safer on Ostium though as the rate is fixed (pegged to the Fedrates) while Hyperliquid is perpdesign (exchange between buyers and sellers)
how do bears make money long term? isnt the market fucked from their point of view? when do they start making money.
>>62242131might get some MCD cheapies if it goes even lower
>>62242201Nvidia is going to have blow out, mind blowing profts, and might even overtake Google in profit. It's a big achievement becaue Google basically has no operating costs lolThere's nothing to worry about (for now)
>>62242209It's not possible to do so without taking too much risk. ai related stocks keep beating for one which can't be priced in.
>>62242210bro the strait isn't open yet. its not safe to invest. ww3 could start any week.
>>62242214I think they generally pick companies or industries that are declining over a period of time. Even if the market is going up, there's always someone going down. Then, when the big downturns happen, they aim a bit wider.
>>62242173ZeroHedge are literally Russian propagandists and Schiff is a jewish gold salesman that spreads fud to try to scare people into buying gold from him. Both of them are playing an angle. There's also a whole ecosystem of retarded youtubers clickbaiting by predicting some sort of collapse in two more weeks every two weeks. But the majority of doomers and bears I have personally experience with are people that are unhappy at some level either personally or politically, and they want the market to crash so they can spread misery.The real successful traders I have met don't even think of things in bearish/bullish terms they simply apply trading strategies that work. Trading to be "right" is fucking retarded. You trade the direction of the market.
>>62242196Nearly every country in the world basically instituted UBI following the GFC in 2008. It has just been recasted into the stock market and obfuscated with backstopping "valuations" with aggressive buying of everything. Like the central banks literally stated this in 2009-2012, they just said it would be "temporary". Bears just need to understand that market forces have been made verboten and to just focus on getting their bags and getting out.
>>62242210There is no safe bet right now. The only one of those you wouldn't buying be buying at the top is Tesla lolthe best way to describe the market right now. It's at a crossroads. It's on the precipice of something significant.It's difficult to give advice to someone that's buying at top. If you asked 2 months ago I'd tell you to buy everything you could.
>>62242208There's also EWY, but I prefer DRAM as the rest of EWY is weighted across general Korean industry.
>>62242234>focus on getting their bags and getting out.Get out and go where?
>>62242229When trading, the biggest thing in your way is emotion. It helps to be a bull and have no fear.
>>62242173most of the twitterfags who do market analysis seem to be permabears.
>>62242220So bad news is always priced in but good news isn't.
>>62242235yeah hindsight makes things really easy
>>62242251If you think about it the permabear gay shit is cope for losers that are either brokies or too scared to go risk on. They watch the videos to feel better about themselves, not to get actual investing analysis.
>>62242235There were some cheapies 2 months ago. I was telling people to buy the tech dip too.
>>62242241>be a bull and have no fearI lost 90% a decade ago when I used to be like that.
>>62242255Bad news wasn't priced in. Tariffs, high oil and the war caused a massive downturn. There's no more moving parts to price in so it's priced in currently. Many speculate the war will escalate and are hedging accordingly. You can't price in better than expected results. When you're managing billions I assets there's no value in taking a ton of extra risk.
>>62242264having no fear + not doing something stupid. There's no way you lost 90% in the last 10 years without leverage or extreme concentration.
>>62242264If you trade purely on emotion this is what it looks like. Going long balls deep with no hedging all the time is just as bad as getting crushed shorting a market boom because you're mad and think the boom shouldn't happen.
>>62242010based
>>62242272>in the last 10 yearsIt was 3 trades 10+ years ago.
>>62242240>go where?Seconding this >>62242234
long dated puts are extremely cheap relative to calls right now
>>62242260Listening to market analysts is a crap shoot to begin with. If said person was good at their job they would be at a 8,9+fig net worth and not be wasting time talking to people lol.
>>62241787Maybe try more than $100 a month and not work for 50 years?
being scared makes you not buy free dips99% of online discourse during march was to not buy as it was a falling knife seems like most people if not almost everyone missed the insane dip
>>62242235I appreciate the advice anon; I think I'm going to hold off until we get some more news regarding the war or at least wait for june
>>62242093Maggots will believe this
>>62242296>not buy as it was a falling knife>seems like most people if not almost everyone missed the insane dipYes. The market will give you more opportunities this year.
>>62241790Good job anon
>>62242293Yeah if you knew how to make billions on the market you would be out doing it and not telling people about it. It's why I think a lot of those channels are about making people feel better more than anything else. There's a whole ecosystem of orange man bad doomer finance channels because they want the economy to fail because orange man has them upset. It's hard to not factor emotion into it. Even I get nervous making plays.
>>62241819>delivering pizza and taking disability money.Some of you guys are such fucking scum
>>62242201>record demands, record profits, no end in sightI don't think you get it, a weakening in that won't predate a crash, that WILL BE the crash. You won't have time to react between the moment it begins to stagnate and everyone jumping ship.
>>62242298Two things will happen:>by not buying, you dodged a bullet>prices go even much higherSo if prices go significantly higher you'll regret not buying. If they crash, you'll be glad you didn't. Either one of those things could happen right now.There's as well, a lot of people watching and wait, as well as institutions ready to jump into the market the second it looks good. If you think it looks good to jump in, everybody else will think the same as well. So, if you do decide to get in, so will everyone else would have decided that.You could instead of going all in, buy in incrementally. 10% buy ins with your capital each week regardless how the market looks. If it looks bad to you, they'll be cheap, if it looks good to you, they'll be expensive. Everybody already knows what you know. And you will, 99%, not have an edge over the market
>>62242314Yeah that $900 a month is going to make a big difference to the $36T in debt
What stocks will profit from a democrat victory in 2028?
>>62242328rubio will win
>>62242328corporate tax rates would probably be raised so tough to say. maybe healthcare if that is expanded?
>>62242328in the (very) unlikely event it happens, OIL.
>>62242114you're kidding right? try like 15 times at the point
>>62242328All of them. At least initially. They’ll be seen as stabilising force. Unless of course they promise something retarded like reparations or something.
>>62242338>trump threatens to glass>oil climbs>Trump TACOS>axios tweets that the war is over and the strait is open>suspiciously large oil short order made right before those tweets and oil dumpsThat cycle has been repeated about 5 times so far since the hormussy thing started.
>>62242328Forget about that, how do I profit from a massive blue wave in 2026 and immediate impeachment and imprisonment for drumpf and his co-conspirators
>>62242328guns and ammo
>>62241678What went up during the 1970s? Gold, silver, oil, uranium, etc.
>>62241678Same except 38. But now that we are aware WAGMI (we are not)
>had to manually copy and paste historical data from yahoo because their api hasn't worked for ages>worked fine for forex and equities>futures have a weird style applied to the table so you cant even select text>had to inspect source and copy the html then then notepad++ to strip it outIt worked, but still annoying
>>62242358Just ask Claude to do this shit
>>62242358>>had to manually copy and paste historical data from yahoo because their api hasn't worked for agesthey made it hard for bots
>>62242328Solar, and batteries. Civilian gun manufacturers, cannabis, ESG etfs
futures soon my brothers
>>62242378im thinkin green futes and green monday
>>62242378When?
>>62241852>paying to live in someone’s space means they’re actually giving you money You are a prime example of why crabs never get out of their bucket
>they immidiately swallow the /pol/ baitNice.
>>62241712Trump hates all goys equally
Bring me futtttttaaaaassss
>>62241719>just stop the government from borrowing money bro
>>62242397nasty
>>62241758the upside of high oil pricesthe ultimate goy filter
>>62242320The market never crashes all once tho. So it's actually you who doesn't get it. The dotcom crash took 3 years. If you wanted to get out you had years. '08 you had many months to exit the market. It's literally never a "suddenly everything instantly crashes" scenario unless you define 4% as such. Also there's this thing called circuit breakers. You're a retarded doomer nothing more.
>>62241699you can make 100k min wage in two-three years if you work ~5 days a week and live at home
>The filing for the quarter that ended on March 31 revealed that AMD owns 65,516 shares of Marvell (MRVL) stock, purchased for $6,489,360.legit asking what is AMDs plan here? 6.5M is a TINY position in MRVL. will they add? are they aiming to buy/merge MRVL? is it nothing?
>>62242397
>>62241759anthropic needs to drop the whole good goy actno one is buying it
Pools still closed. Im buying oil and relax.Oh, and bleeding theta on puts...
why is government allowed to print money to pay their debt and I can't do the same for my own?
>>62241787why are you only investing 100 dollars a month?are you stupid?
>>62242412The government doesnt print. The fed does. The fed isnt a government agency.Also the answer is because you're not a jew.
>>62241791anti-semitism isn't welcome here buddy
>>62242403This plus you could have rotated into gold stocks and made an additional 10X on top. Bears are fucking stupid.
>>62241699I make 40k a year because I only work part time and I was able to save 16-17k each year for the last 9 years. some people just dont enjoy consooming stuff. its not that difficult desu.
>>62241798in medication
>>62241662Do you believe that Warsh will hike during his very first FOMC? It'd be funny since Trump was malding for months about Powell not cutting and Warsh was parading around in a dove costume.
>>62241841not being a miserable incel bear is easy anonyou should try it
>>62241678I desperately need a 4xOr a 2x and then another 2xI think I might know where to get it, but the pickings are much more slim than they were 3, 5, 8 months ago. I really hate myself now.
>>62241862the world will end
>>62241873fat women will never be attractivenice try but that shitty propaganda will never work
>>62241883she's not averageshe's below average
>>62241905lmao you're still holding crapto?lmaoLMAO
>>62241916maybe
>>62241931yes but why?I don't see the appeal of NEATdom
>>62241955nvidia never misses
>>62241993or else what?
holy shit stop posting
>>62241995because it's TACO tuesday not TACO monday
Sellas Life Sciences
>>62241905Satoshi didn't understand that what actually makes a currency valuable isn't scarcity but actual real daily useage. The more people use the dollar the mightier it becomes. The same exact reason why gold failed. Tether had a chance but they bowed to the us, too.
>>62242162> Who the fuck was predicting a massive crash 10 years ago?There are always people shilling crashes. Is this your first day on the internet?
>>62242007cheat on her with codexette
>>62242382I'm thinking -0.5% and green monday
>>62242240>>62242283Commodities if you must. You can't bullshit those and they still respond to macrocycles. Oil and gas is a politics game so avoid. And precious metal memes are just for doomer larpers. >hoarding PMs instead of being a looter
>SpaceX IPO June 12>$2 trillion valuationWhats the play? Seems at 2T its going to crater before going up.
>>62242030>refute this cherrypicked data pointno
>>62242064western europeans aren't any less gay than coastal north americans and this "europe is actually muslim" meme needs to end
>>62242083yesnothing ever happened
>>62242477>Whats the play?do nothing and observe. IPO = it's probably overpriced.
>>62242419yes it is
>>62242087gross
>>62242490this is a board about unregulated capitalist greed and hating on wagies while posting pics of underage girlscan't be more jewish than this
>>62242093lmao I hope they try
>>62242117are you really going to fall for this again?Trump says the same shit every weekend
>>62242492Ok, true. I can hate them and appreciate them at the same time.
>>62242505can you please stop spamming?
>>62242173It's just people who are sexually frustatedhappens in the real world too with coworkers who aren't getting laid, they're a pain in the ass to deal with, male or female
>>62241993Elun mosk ples twet the doge bulish sar thanks you blody!
>>62242492Hear, hear. I just finished writing a letter to my congress representative about how profits should only be taxed if they are based on dealings in the real world.
>>62242510I hate them because they hate Rome but appreciate their brutal tactics and use of diaspora to achieve their collective goals (despite one of those goals being enacting their revenge on the romans)
>>62241752piss on em
>>62242515kektax the real world dealing goyim
>>62242523>>62242523>>62242523
>>62241790145cad is a sliver more than 100k usd.
>>62241839It’s not because it’s American hours. Weekend /smg/ always sucks
UK stock market is openHere's your weekly Pulsar Helium shill videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snAU6iXlj7s
