malta edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprev>>62241662
> futures
the realist
im not buying the top
should i buy mu and nvidia monday?
something is about to happen...
>>62242523$SLS
im buying monday. everything.
Owari Da, Smigger-San: A Haiku.Smiggers cry and die.Portfolio runs blood red.It is now over.
Buy BLK
>>62242541This isn't even the worst drop this year
Wednesday NVDA earnings.
>>62242535Yes, buy.
>>62242544It has only just begun anon.We climbed a great height.Only to fall from a terribly steep drop.
>pre-futures
avocado oil potato chips are great investments. im quite bullish on them.
>>62242532the top is in, any day now.
I am still making money off of sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62242532Excellent attitude. Do not let these people trick you into FOMOing.It was too expensive a month ago. It's definitely too expensive now.
>>62242532you will suck dick in a few months just to be able to buy at current prices
Isnt this market really only expensive if you assume were not pricing in inflation off energy shocks?
>>62242552charts dont back up these numbers at all May 1 to Oct. 31, 2018, the S&P 500 was up 2%.
SpaceX IPO is June 12, Seems kind of insane at 1.75T valuation...
>>62242535Buy a little, hang a trailing stop loss on it, and watch it like a hawk.
it's all downhill from here, eventually.
>>62242570How much MU does a MUAnon hold if a MUAnon does hold MU?
>>62242552>not buying the local bottomkek
>>62242571zoom out further
>>62242567Buying into investment companies that have invested in it already is the way to go, right? As opposed to buying the IPO.What to buy? I’m heavily invested in an investment company called Flat Capital which has some investments in spacex and xAI. What else do I buy?
occasional reminder to short WIX. still 2B in marketcap up for grabs.
>>62242567>be elon>This is a millionaire,>and this is a billionaire,>and this... >IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!
>>62242523Yeah. Nice pic related. Malta has some smart people in politics too on both sides of the spectrum, it seems. A rarity these days, generally, and financially speaking.
>>62242552So if this is a strong pattern shouldn't the saying be "sell and stay, to short in May"?
>>62242570>trailing stop loss>but watch it anywayJust short it.
babe if you do decide to hook up with a 4chan user I’m better than that schizo in every way
half hour until futes, listening to europop to manifest shrek peniseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpc8pTvNHwA
Reminder that if you put 100 dollars a month into stocks per month for 50 years you will be poorer than the average roman was. You have to put at least $227 per month into stocks for 40 years to be at the level of the AVERAGE ROMAN.
https://www.youtube.com/live/luU57hMhkakthey're doing livestreams to humiliate wagies lmao
I'm artificialintelligencially illiterate
>>622425673T EDO
>>62242613I am literate and its hard to get hired but there's a literal field of engineering called AI engineering now (not like the machine learning shit we used to have 2 years ago) this engineering is about how you utilize graphic cards and run local AI models on it and optimize their context windows, inference speeds, token speeds, batch token processing, tool usage and other shit. And then how you use them to vibe code on open source shit or how you create chatbots connected to them or connected to cloud models. I knew getting into AI models and industrial level prompting was a good idea.
>>62242624I don't even understand what you're talking about, I'm more illiterate.
>>62242624Getting good at prompting and integration that stuff into your productivity is the future for wagies. I'm glad I'm almost done being a wagie because I just don't have the energy to learn a whole new way to do my job.
>>62242608I just saw Jim fuck up one package.
>>62242608>https://www.youtube.com/live/luU57hMhkak>making a actual wagie get filmed as he gets workmoggedOkay, maybe the capitalists have gone to far
>>62242592The watching seems to be so you can buy back in on the rebound if something temporary triggers the stop loss. At least that's my understanding of MU's strategy.
>>62242627Yeah and you don't even need to know anything but the most basic shit. There's so many luddites out there that don't want to do this so they get bogged down in details and hatred for AI. The best part is that you aren't reliant on the cloud. Its too bad local models are too unstable for vibe coding or maybe I haven't gotten to this level yet.>>62242625you don't even need to know shit. When someone asks me if I can make something, I immediately say yes and give me two weeks, that's basically how it works now
>>62242608What are they even doing? They just slide packages down the line? That shouldn't even be a job in the first place.
>>62242643same thing i'm wondering. someone is really getting paid to do this?
Please Mr. Trump, stop bombing my portfolio for Israel
>>62242651it's unlikely we bomb Iran again until trump gets their new proposal
>>62242643>https://www.youtube.com/live/luU57hMhkakChecking packages and contents for durability so they aren't empty or broken. The human will win of course
>>62242643There are a lot of factory jobs that feel like they could have been automated away 50 years ago.
Omfg just read the news. It is so fucking over
if the Samsung strike is bad for samsung and good for MU how will that affect my DRAM
>>62242663DRAM is still a good company with strong fundamentals
>>62242663its actually good for samsung because this will reduce the supply of their hardware for the public which will increase demand and thereby profits
>already futa time againmy ass still hasn't recovered from friday
>>62242663.
Ukraine is bombing refineries in MoscowIs this bullish or bearish
>>62242555Indian immigration is out of control.
What does it feel like to live off your portfolio?
>>62242676so far it's been comfy
AAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO
>futures
>>62242675aye
IT'S FUCKING HERE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
It’s over
oil
It’s not even bad wtf are youse guys crying about?
comfy in nvidia short
look at me, Im michael burry now
futures
>>62242668DRAM is an exchange traded fund and you are either a bot or fucking retarded.
WTF THEY ARE PUMPING OIL AND THE SP
And NATGAS IS COMING BACK TOO ;IT'S OVER
>it's green futures and green options day again
>>62242710nice bait
>DRAM on sale
>>62242680Are you actively trading or mostly just holding?
>>62242723holding
A recession is actually good for the markets. As consumers cut back on spending and non-tech stocks tank money will flow from there into tech further driving the AI bubble. The line will go up.
how do you read chartsthere are no words, right?
>>62242714>BrapGODS
>>62242643>What are they even doing?Replacing low-wage indian workers.
Reminder to all Iranian chuds. The clock is ticking
ITS NEON RED
S&P FUTURES STOPPED LOADING WTF IS GOING ON
Hope you bought the dip lolSPY 750 tomorrow
>>62242726How do you read the time, especially when there's no sun?
>>62242737>MARKET HAS TO GO UP. WHY? BECAUSE IT HAS TO, O-OK?
where do you see stocks updated for right now? everything i check shows market close on friday even if i do extended hours
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>>62242736
just look at brent and WTI and tell me with a straight face it won't break out. can't be done
>>62242747
>>62242750i have not seen these before. thank you
All it took was a little weekend break for the whole market to go from>it's overto>lets go!
and don't forget to buy the dip tomorrow, am I right?
So… It’s actually over?
>>62242759If you accidentally buy the top, it's over for you.
>>62242752North American oil and gas and critical gases. Theres obvious criticality to the semiconductor manufacturing chain for the gases. Isolated from political risk in N America. Geo strategic necessity to home shore these vital inputs. And the obvious benefit from the supply shock. Especially if the war reopens. These are particularly responsive to swings in gas and oil price. With obvious risk on the other side.
Futes are flat, what am I missing?
>>62242761I bought the bottom of whatever I’m holding but if it’s over those are now the middles. Don’t have any tech stocks though unless you count ServiceNow
>>62242763The warm nurturing milk your mother bosom.
>>62242766>I bought the bottom
>>62242763they halted trading. hope you read the room and got out on friday.
>The AI boom hasn’t stopped U.S. companies from hiring cheap offshore labor, and overseas call center employment is still skyrocketing>In September 2025, Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff said the company slashed 4,000 customer service roles, opting for the remaining 5,000 support workers to share their roles with AI agents.>But as more companies adopt agentic AI in hopes of replacing or making human workers more efficient, one top economist has noted that customer service roles—particularly those overseas—are only growing.>Citing data from the IT & Business Process Association of the Philippines, Apollo chief economist Torsten Slok noted in a recent blog post that from 2016 through 2025, call center employment in the Philippines has risen each year, nearly doubling to 2 million over the 10-year span.>He also found that from 2021 to March 2026, unemployment rates in the Philippines have decreased from 9% to about 4%, suggesting AI has not displaced offshore workers. In India, unemployment has remained steady at around 7%. The Philippines dethroned India as the largest call center employer about 15 years ago.>But these jobs are also among the most susceptible to AI displacement. The Brookings Institution estimated that 86% of customer service representative tasks had high automation potential.>The apparent contradiction of the job’s potential to be automated alongside rising employment points to a centuries-old economic paradox reflected across labor more broadly, according to Slok.>“This is Jevons paradox in action,” he wrote. “As AI makes call center work cheaper and faster, companies are buying more of it, not less.”So what do we make of this after the NY Fed came out and said their research showed that AI was not responsible for job losses and concluded that companies were 'AI washing'
How do I get into mining stocks?Should I just buy the GDX?Are there good people to read or watch to understand more?
>futas
My financial advisor wants me to put 350k into the market but I keep telling him to keep it in cash/t-bills. What would you do right now
>>62242761>>62242768Look how prepared this bear is
>>62242762I don't like zooming out on DME
>>62242773source for the boy in the middle?
>>62242773Seems gay
All this retail pumping seems like a trap. Institutions love to leave retail bagholding. When retail moves in heavy to buy the peak of a rally it rarely ends well.institutions have a lot more control of the market as well, and the institutions think the market is heavily overbought. They're pumping out bearish news articles now. That's the set up for the rugpull.
>>62242772>How do I get into mining stocks?call up your female broker and ask her to buy some for you
>>62242772Well you just buy them. But if you’re looking for something with some oversold upside. Hecla is a standout. Dolly Varden nearly double since the merger with Contago last month. Not many here seemed to care when I posted about it. All these companies are fit as a butchers dog financially.
>>62242761>>62242768post portfolio>>62242782>>62242783she's an angel ;)
The market will turn red
>>62242791>post portfolio100% pure American cash
>>62242779Buy low. Sell high they say.
>>62242772based aspiring bag holder.
How will I do?
>>62242796when did you cash out, what will make you buy back in?
>>62242771When it comes to India and the Philippines their jobs are secure because companies think they're irreplaceable even though they can be automated by AI.
Have you ever seen a bear with more than a 5-figure portfolio?case and point.>>62242796
>>62242787>They're pumping out bearish news articles nowit is so some of retail sells so they get buy cheaperthe market is severely undervalued rn
>>62242807KEK BAGGOT KEK
>>62242821>>62242787would you faggots make up your minds
I hope you are all ready for a bloody monday
>>62242826>Different people say different things
What if the fort Knox audit never happened because the USA actually has way more gold than what's on the balance sheet?
>>62242816Except at the moment they actually can't otherwise they be increasingly hiring them, the NY Fed research also showed that AI isn't behind the layoffs announced either, companies say it is because it gives their shares a boost
>>62242829/smg/ is one person
>>62242831they wouldn't be increasingly*
>>62242831Maybe it's the high interest rates killing the economy causing layoffs.
>>62242782>>62242773Powerbottom signal
>>62242826>NNNOOOO YOU GUYS HAVE TO BE A HIVE MIND! WHY? BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO, O-OK?
>>62242836>Maybe it's the high interest rates killing the economy causing layoffswhat do you want? inflation is bad if not controlled
so on Sunday wtf are people trading? seems like every individual stock can't be traded now?
>>62242830Nigga, the glow niggers already cashed out and used up all the gold for their special-needs operations across the globe and funding israel
Why doesn't the US just revalue its gold in Fort Knox? Currently the gold is valued at $42.22 an ounce on the balance sheet, the US gold revalue it at the current price of gold and pay off their debt
say his name
>>62242742>>62242842of all the smigger mongs, you anons might just be the mongoloidiest.
>>62242854Short baggie
>>62242855HOLY BASED
>>62242817That's a woman.
>>62242854>do one single good thing in life>complete luck accident>think you are the next messiah, the seer of market crash
>>62242840US is immune to inflation.Reserve currency.
>>62242663>good for MUNah, investors think it's actually bad for MU and Sandisk, or might have assumed it killed the entire AI industry. Watch the dump.
>>62242853the US should revalue its gold at the current price and pay off their debt*Can't type properly, just got up
>>62242843I feel like that's kinda the not so edgy edgy crowd's opinion. Assuming the gold is there is some what contrarian now. Also, you called me nigga but referred to glowies as niggers. Appreciate that fren.
>>62242864>>62242854The guy is a realist. And autistic. He can't adapt. He has not realized fully yet, that the way the market works has been changed after his success. Crashes are illegal now.
Why would the war continuing even effect the stock market, Trump chimped out a year ago with tariffs and the stock market took a way bigger hit.
>>62242868And since we know it's good, we can buy. Dumping out of retardation is a golden opportunity
>>62242875oh yeah? watch this
>>62242853It's an admission that the USD has failed
>>62242854baggle cole
>>62242753>the whole marketThe market is closed
>>62242886>He doesn't know about the exclusive market
>>62242880Ok, but you start doing this:
>>62242878They already have sold out orders for the next year. The prices won't go up for them, but orders beyond now will be put on hold while this plays out. I see it being bad for hyperecalers only.
>>62242867We are now in the fifth month straight. Where non monetary gold is the US top export category wise. When the world won’t let you export debasing dollars (debt/credit). The next step is always exporting no debasing money. Remember that. The US biggest export? Gold. And it’s accelerating.
how are HGRAF anons doing while tech rallies and their shit stock is stuck at 4usd?
Night night
>if I swallowed my pride and bought back in on the 7th I would have nearly tripled my money>if I bought when I said it was breaking out I would have then doubled my money again
>>62242869With an appropriate 40 trillion debt. And 8,100 tons of gold (allegedly). Gold would have to be around 130,000 dollars per Troy Ounce to balance the net debt position. If such a situation came about. Gold mining stocks would rise in the region of 120x
>>62242899>if, ifboohoo nigga
I'm mostly pumping my dad's money in random stocks and when i run low on money i just ask for more. Worked out pretty good so far.
>>62242899going forward there is no second guessing BUY EVERYTHING
>>62242906>>62242880>>62242854>>62242838
>Bonds spiking in US, UK, Japan, EU>Oil well above $100 and climbing>S&P at all time highs I'm expecting a lot of pink wojaks over the coming months. Y'all smiggers shoulda sold in May and gone tf away.
>>62242892>They already have sold out orders for the next year.Sauce please.
Are you guys looking at the same futures as me or futures from two weeks ago? NASDAQ is barely green. Shid & Piss is down. Nigvidia might be green tomorrow along with some other big players but DRAM is prrobably going to be down like 10% and I wouldn't be surprised if MU keeps dumping too.Feeling bad for SOXL baggies right now.
>>62242899you will never be a bull. you don't have horns. you hibernate. you're omnivorous. you live a solitary life in your den. you will never be domesticated. you have sharp claws instead of hooves, your tail is short and bushy, you live in the forest and stink of fish. children are frightened by your appearance and no one will ever milk you.
>>62242917>I don't even bother to read the quarterly reports of companies in which I'm interested.You will never make it.
So, do I short now? Cause if he cucks out again in 1-2 days the S&P is going to pump 100-150 points and that would be bad
>>62242919MU will get to $2000 by the end of the year :/
>>62242919>Feeling bad for SOXL baggies right now.retard-kun, SOXL is up like 350%+ since April 1st, almost no one is bagholding
>>62242926>quarterly reportsI don't even know what you are talking about.
>>62242933That's the first mumu gif I've ever saved
>>62242933Yes because everyone bought in April 1st and absolutely nobody FOMOd into it despite the countless posts where people were talking about buying in right before it started dropping.t. DRAM baggie
>>62242936Thank you for providing liquidity to the market.
>>62242933>>62242944
is Sandisk trading on Q4'26 earnings or Q1'27 earnings?
do we owe msft an apology? is this pump sustainable?
>>62242956Google the Dirty DRAM Deal. It will make you rage.
>>62242962Bill Gates’ Foundation Sells the Last of Its Microsoft StockMay 16, 2026gl
>>62242919just buy the mu dip
>>62242962And what pump might that be?
>he gets beaten by an off-world celestial bodyngmi
Oil computer??
>we still have enough bobos to fuel the melt up
>>62242971what are these percentages?
>you can't time the marketand yet I just did
>>62242981cumulative returns skew heavily toward new moon periods. ~3-5% higher annualized returns near new moons than full moons across US/international markets.
>>62242899it's not too late to swallow my cum instead anon
>>62242923
>>62242988what do you define as the periods and are they all equal?
>futures getting reddergot some dry powder left to spend
SELL IN MAY SELL IN MAY SELL IN MAY
>>62243005
>>62242974Techsisters are about to put in their place by based OIL Barons
reminder that skews are some of the most absolutely pants on head retarded ever fucking seen across all indexes
>WTI $105>WTI $106>WTI $107PULL DOWN PULL DOWNYOU ARE OILING TOO HIGHPULL DOWN PULL DOWN
>>62243003https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0927539805000691https://www.researchgate.net/publication/228169781_Lunar_Cycle_Effects_in_Stock_Returns
>>62242750>ATHI’m balls deep and they’ve been pumping since the War
>market is done from trump tweet threatening iran for the 100th timebuy the dip, enjoy the taco Tuesday pump.
>Axios will save us>Oh good a new exclusive from our Jew Barak Ravid>It's about how the US is imminently preparing to attack IranGuys...
>>62243018>drumpf says something on truth social and it dumps againpeople will never learn, will they?
>>62242926There is nothing I can find in their most recent quarterly report saying that they are sold out through 2027, only analysts' speculation. If you have sauce, please provide it.
>>62243023Its not tweets, its the new fed chair and bond market turmoil.
>>62243029Is this gif AI generated?
>>62243042Yes, nothing to do with CPI hitting 3.8% in April and the PPI being 6% which is why the bond market is shitting itself
>>62243042>bond market turmoilWhat turmoil?
>>62243043No, it's from an old Volvo commercial.
>>62243049Yields are spiking to levels not seen in almost 30 years
>>62243010Sorry buddy im a silver chud
>>62243052What is a "Volvo"?
If you're interested in a megacap value stockPEPIt's still near 5+ year lows
>>62243049Don't worry about it fren, there's an infinite amount of money at the federal reserve.
>friend just watched wolf of the wallstreet and thinks he's going to be the next big traderhow do I tell him it isn't that easy?
>>62243058Go be a Turd Worlder somewhere else.
>>62243062make him put a $1000 in a options trade and watch it go to 0
>>62243063Ok so i googled it. It's obviously a chinese car company so i really don't get your insult.
DAME DA NE
Metals are reversing, let's see if the bear trap forms.
>>62243062Just ask him if he's got a lawyer and then just shake your head regardless of what he answers.
>>62243062It is easy, tell him to go all in on DRAM
>>62243063>falls for low quality baitand remember lads, this is who you trade against
>memory futesAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>see everyone panicking>thinks this might be the end for me too>go check out my stocks>*they’re fine*>realise it’s just that everyone on this board only owns get rich quick AI related scam stocksEvery fucking time. Feels good to have never bought any AI stocks.
>SNXX -15%
Who ordered the bloody monday with a extra side of rape
trump wouldn't let the market keep shitting itself. besides sucking off Israel, it's the 2nd most important thing he cares about.
>>62243101You shut your whore mouth.
>>62243097Link? US market opens tomorrow.
feel like there's a big swap going on, two big players, one wants to bull up, one wants to pare back, probably decided this over lunch on the 8th. party wanting to bull up is selling bonds, intends to buy semis and vice versa. win win, this will clear up by wednesday at the latest.
>>62243085You're such a party pooper babe.>>62243101I needed a cheap entry.
>>62243095Your loss.
>>62243107He must be sucking off Israel then. Many such cases!
>>62243111>he doesnt know about the futas market LOL
>Selloff acceleratingFuck it feels good to be all cashish as of FridayI AM CASH, KING OF KINGSGAZE UPON ME YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR
>>62243107Sure but he cares about Israel more so he will sacrifice the market for Israel
>>62243113Nigga this isn't gonna clear up for like a year at best. I have been telling you all for WEEKS that the Hormussy has already been fucked raw without lube and we're going to be feeling the crunch for a long time. You all thought that the skyrocketing gas prices were just a speedbump but they were your warning that the worst is yet to come.
>>62243119That's why I asked you for a link.
I'm going to buy some SOXS calls because I'm a huge fucking retard that likes losing money.
Sucking off those titties.
Would impact would a Taiwan invasion have on metals and miners?
>>62243125>things you hear at the check cashing place for $2000
There are exactly 22.6 basis points sitting between you and the worst stock market crash in US history.
>>62243132he's literally me
>>62243095Everything is dumping. I invested in some mining stocks and some AI-adjacent ones that were doing well long before the AI craze and they have been dipping too. Other stocks on which I have been keeping an eye have been doing poorly too. Brookfield for example got a little pump after their earnings announcement and then profits were collected promptly the following day.Damn near everything is red except for oil. Oil is probably the only thing that will go up for a while, even if the situation in Iran is reversed tomorrow.
>>62243132yeah and you're going to cry like a pussy with a red wojak tomorrow
>>62243134Who is Taiwan invading?
>>62243149Vietnam.
>>62243149Netherlands. They're coming for those ASML machines.
>>62243148Nah I'm not predicting the end of the world I'm predicting a sell off after a historic green dildo. And anything super high risk I do with a small percentage of my money while a majority of my shit is in boomer etfs.
>>62243126Futures are open from Sunday 6pm EST to Friday 5pm EST. It's a separate market. You don't need a special link to trade them. Your broker either offers futures trading or it doesn't.
tomorrow morning might be tricky to play with sneediskgonna set a strict 6% per trade target and go for volume over the course of the day, let's fucking go
>>62243151Not again. Get Le Loi out of retirement.
something about to happen. hold on to your socks
i slurped
>>62243116lol, I remember that comic
>>62243160my bad brother, didn't see the ticker, I'm on your side
>>62243168Retard, this is only the beginningI wull slurp at S&P 6,666
>>62243168
Don't give into bear fear, or propaganda designed to get you to sell lowStay in, double down. BUY NVIDIA FOR ABSOLUTE FUCK'S SAKEFUCKING BUY GOOGLETHESE COMPANIES ARE FUCKING PRINTING MONEY. THEY ARE PRINTING. A FUCKING HUNDRED TWENTY FUCKING BILLION I QUARTERLY EARNINGS WHAT THE FUCK MORE DO YOU WANT? LITERALLY NVIDIA'S FUCKING QUARTERLY EARNINGS ARE MORE THAN THE FUCKING MARKETCAP OF YOUR SHITCO. They print. Do you not want a cut of fucking 120 billion quarterly? You're fucking stupid. IT doesn't matter how other people feel, and how they're getting scared. Fuck them.You better stay and fucking buy, or you're a dumb ass that deserves to get fuckedThey fucking print money. What the fuck more do you need to know?
>>62243186where is the money coming from? thats the part you forgot to mention
>>62243186My companies have more orders than they can meet for at least a year. I don't care about volatility and I will gladly grab their bags.
>>62243191Growth in the AI economy you dumbass. The soon to be biggest industry in the world that dwarfs everything else.
>futes
>>62243186LEMEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>62242523>Monday close>https://x.com/ahmedbright100/status/2051945232128737417
>>62243203can't believe this is who I trade against, thank you for the exit liquidity
>>62243205The fraud will end once SpaceX arrives.
>>62243205It's not different than credit from banks. Dumb ass.
All the dumpan will happen pre market. Intraday will recover btw
>>62243212Why are you so mad at everyone? Don't worry, you'll be green again in another 5-10 years.
>>62242783Its just three bros hanging out.
mu going under $700. fuck me.
>>62243215I'll be up 50% in 5 to 10 weeks and you'll be crying about how you wished you went all in
>>62243217Its going to bottom at $500 little bro, the panic selling begins in 13 hours.I will slurp as I'm retardedly bullish on MU but it has temporarily double topped and is going to drop hard and fast until it bottoms.
man good thing I didnt dump all my money into sndk calls last friday
>>62243214there's a fed member speech premarket. when they inevitably reiterate the policy stance laid out at the last meeting, bonds will magically heal and we'll have a big green candle in stocks.
>>62243059I won't invest in trash I would hate to buy.
hellowhy are stocks downi thought AI was good thing?
I wish you guys would shut the fuck up and stop ruining the vibes
How can I make money off the imminent financial collapse, mass foreclosures, and inevitable government bailout?
>>62243234Just buy every DRAM dip
is this the big one?
Fuck i dunno anymoreBuy oil?
>>62243238just... short the market?
>>62243244Yes, the little dip(per), followed by the big slurp, the 7% breaker won't even be reached
>they didn’t transition into BNPL stocksDon’t tell me I didn’t try to get you retards out of scams like Nvidia, MU, and AMD.
>>62243248How do I short nvidia without trump bailing them out
>>62243244Yes it is going to hurt for a while, but we will recover with retard pumps in just a few months time will be over 8,000. But not before retesting 6,666.
So half my ammo on MUU in the morning and another half another 10% down it is
OIL CHADS WHERE YOU AT
This is it...ITS FUCKING OVER FOR AI....
>>62243244for you
>Approximately 60% to 70% of all new U.S. mortgage originations are securitized and backed by an "agency"—either directly by a government agency or a government-sponsored enterprise (GSE). If looking strictly at loans directly guaranteed by a cabinet-level U.S. government agency (excluding the GSEs), the number is roughly 20% to 25%.Is this a good thing
>>62243223you buying on the way down?
>>62243270yeah. fannie and freddie are still held by the government so all the risk is sanitized
what the fuck is happening?!
>>62243274Except 45% is held by GSE's who are the ones at risk, it's also funny that since 2008 traditional banks have largely divested away from mortgages
Bloody basterd bitch monday?
>>62243270you're doing it again too babe, working yourself up, when you should be self-soothing.my mom just got home back in a bit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdYi7i6t2R8
Yo this shit that is occurring right now might not be entirely beneficial to my investments, ya feel
>>62243277Apparently there's a war going on and as such a strait that 11% of world trade goes through has been largely cut off because of it for 80 days@grok Did you know this?
>>62243285Bloody fuck bastard May saaar
Trumps about to bomb some shit i guess.That must be the real reason for the china visit. He got Xi's approvalThis must mean that iran is no longer neccesary.
thoughts on AMD?
>>62243277reality is catching up to this irrational pump, future generations will look back at the TACO pump and wonder what the fuck everyone was thinking
>>62243214People forget asians freak out over nothing too btw
WTFWT
I swear, the only remaining way to extract value from this board is to simply countertrade you fuckers. I posted a screenshot of my short position two days ago and asked for opinion just to review market sentiment. You niggers jumped on me and called me a retard, so I decided to add to my position and now I'm up 15%.Never change, midwits
>>62243299The fucking Axios bullshit tweets were legendary market manipulation.
Markets are never wron-ACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ftOkFsKmIo
>>62243205Triangles are a perfectly cromulent trade pattern
>>62243312You will beclown yourself before it’s over
>>62243319wtf are the enslaved africans gonna do with manufactured goods
why we crash further 2 days already ruined me
>>62243322Real answer? I think they mainly traded slaves for guns which they then used to go enslave more Africans
OOOOOHHHHHH
>>62243319That big ass arrow pointing towards North America should really be point at the Caribbean islands.
should I buy or sell tomorrow!!!
I just want to be back to break even and out of the redIs it really that much i am asking for?
>everyone freaking out at DRAM futures>check futures>only down 2-3%are you guys retarded or what
>FUTAS
KOSPI trading like a shitcoin. Green on open.
>>62243326The sugar byproducts from the Caribbean went to New England to make rum, refined sugar and rum went to Europe. Typically the space (then empty) used to carry molasses to New England was used to carry booze to England along with the sugar.
DRAM sisters were back
>>62243321best part? nvidia earnings incoming, enjoy your crash, nigger
jerome pleasekevin pleasebessent please
>>62243339Are you illiterate? The green arrow purely represents the number of nigger slaves, the US took in less slaves than Brazil and most of those destined from "North America" went to the Caribbean which isn't even shown
>>62243344Yes I am also aware of the earnings calendar
>>62243346Its so over
>>62243330Bears are desperate for even the slightest chance to cum
>>62243348for "North America"
>>62243351nooooooowe need a sequel
>>62243344They won't let NVIDIA crash, that's 8% of Grandpas pension
>>62243349and yet you're bag holding. Open your mouth so I can unload
>>62243339Big green arrow says “enslaved Africans,” not sugar. It’d be more accurate if you had a small green arrow since like 90% of Africans that went north of what is today Panama ended up in the Caribbeans
is it too late to buy DRAM?
>>62243346Sorry fren, Trump is helping my puts for now
>>62243346Sorry squirt.This is the future you chose.It was HER turn!
>>62243354I lost 10% in 2 fucking daysFuck this dogshit market and kill ever jew
is monday slurp day or is tuesday?I assume giga green is nvidia ec
>>62243356>just some gay freakFigures
>>62243359I mean, depends if it crashes further or not.It may be the bottom, though. I think it'll go back up, if that's any condolences. Though I'm running on 500mg of copium rn (MU and SNDK baggie)If it keeps going down, now is a retarded time to buy. Only you can decide.I'm expecting $2000 Sandisk, personally.
>>62243369NVDA has dumped on 5 out of the last 8 earnings, NVDA stock is also up 13% over the last month, so the market has already priced in their earnings so anything short of blowing the estimates out of the water you're likely to see a dump
>>62243348>>62243358I presumed the fact that the slaves had two arrows that forked to encompass the Caribbean between them would make that obvious, the rest was just boiler plate triangle trade explanation. You big meanies.
>>62243369NVDA usually sells off after blowout earnings, MU did last earnings as well by nearly 50%. Market topped, we retest lows in the 6,000's then we rally past 8,000. This is the script. Learn it.
>>62243374OH NO. OH NO NO NO NO. HAVE I JUST BEEN CALLED A GAY FREAK? WHAT AM I GONNA DOOOOOOO
>haven't done forex in 300 days>already lets re-fund my account again>$200 down>put in two cheeky 0.01 trades at like 3 am on friday>check just before bed>they both have AUD so my concentration is 0.02 lots and I'm up $2>okay cool>check today>down $6 because I miscalculated my SL levels and should have only risked $2 per leg, which would have meant I needed a volume of 0.003 (a third of a micro lot) which isn't a valid trading volume, eg I had no business placing those trades
>>62243383maybe try blowing your head off faggot
>>62243383There’s still time to get help
>>62243381The image is denoting that most of the slaves went to the US, that Brazil had a fraction of the amount of slaves that the US had, you don't seem to know propaganda when you see it
>>62243389>>62243391guys, guys, no crying in the casino.
>>62243395epic meme bro, except, nobody's crying over anything. we're just calling you a stupid faggot.
bros its crabbing...
>>62243401I'd call you a faggot too if you were dancing while my bags were bleeding, fair game
>>62243392Oh i know that's bullshit, Brazil had tons of them. If it was accurate there would be one going from Europe and the Mediterranean into Northern Africa and the Ottomans as well.
>$108 OILWhere are the KEK OIL BAGGOT smiggers now?
Lots of faggot paper hands in here and fake ass, envious bobos. Let's see some real shit guys. Show me your short positions on MU. Let's see them boys. Easy money right?
>>62243407I'm confident the line will go back up, but thanks anyways nigger>>62243411the trumby will issue a standard tuesday truth social post proclaiming the issue has been solved, and it'll go back down again, don't worry.
>>62243416that card is played out, won't work much longer if at all
>>62243413this
>>62243420It'll only stop working when oil reserves start needing to be rationed. Till then, it'll keep working.
bitcoin is down by a lot since the last high of ~81kexpect a massive happening reported next week
>>62243411Barak Ravid will pull his usual late night/early morning Axios article and it will all plunge again
>>62243430expect my ninjas to slice your salami if JPY10 goes above 3% by the end of the week
If we really do crash my wheat bags will save me
>>62243438if your clan is that desperate to serve me ill gladly take them on
Dont make a new thread niggers i want to see how far this one can go on this dead board
Due to a 3 day internet outage i am left bagholding for a little bit and lack liquidity to buy the DNN, LAC and CCJ dips, it is frustrating.
>>62243451Jesus. Where do you live, Alaska?
>>62243451I would have called my female broker on speaker
>>62243453Close. Off grid unincorporated Maine with no cell coverage, my satellite modem died. Missed the VCX pump now i'm holding a bunch of it.
>>62243459Alaska is not close to Maine bud
Bake
>>62243436His latest "exclusive" that came out today was about how it looks like the US and Israel are preparing to resume kinetic operations
>>62243459what a Maine-iac>carlos.jpg
>>62243456No phone service, only option is the same company that does internet so it would have died as well.
>>62243464No.
>>62243451stop buying 100 p/e mining companies that are up 150% this year you fucking retard
We can’t bake we have to ration the new threads now
>>62243463Give him a break. He’s from unincorporated Maine, basically hick country. I’d be surprised if he could read a map
>>62243463In terms of having places where you need satellite for internet it is, huge portions of the north have no infrastructure which is why i live there.
>>62243459just fugitive thingsalso i hope australia does collapse.
>>62243474don't tell him what to do
>>62243471Yes.
why are they rugging us
BAKER WTF ARE YOU AT
>>62243477I will have you know i have a Ag degree and spent most of my life out in the world, i'm retired and old not stupid.>>62243474I've been stacking for over a year and they are down for irrational reasons and have plenty of room to grow, they will do fine.
>>62243317you ever watch "why should we care about the indo pacific" babe? it's funded by the same glowies as that program, i've seen a lot of good videos from them, china and navy experts.
Fine, I guess I’ll bake.
>>62243471Do it. Now.
>>62243489Donald Trump saying "look at Intel I made that chart pump I made $90 billion in 30 days" turns out is really really bearish
kill all bakers for donald
>>62243490The baker jumped out the building after seeing his portfolio unfortunately
>>62243466Yes okay but what does that mean for semiconductors?
oyyl spiked just now and is on a down trend, could sold at 8 and bought back in now for a better entryif only i didnt fal asleep 4 hours ago
>>62243491are you going to die soon? can I have some money?
>>62243490>you HAVE to make a cake for bobo>the supreme court ordered it
>>62243490
>>62243489>be me>think about selling on wednesday>don't>Trump rugs the market and fucks my LETFsOf course he would
>>62243490WAAAAAA MY THREAD NEEDS TO BE BUMPED ON EVERY GAY NIGGER ANIMAL FUTES POST
So if we do crash, all the people saying we are in a dot-com like bubble ARE going to scoop up tech stocks to get the new amazons and googles out of this, right?
sandisk is about to turn green
>>62243503Bad, higher cost inputs = bad for company profits
>>62243506not that he could wire transfer, but you don't want to take anything from him, they'll nail you as an accomplice and make you an informant
>>62243506I'm 51 not 80 bro. I have three cabins on my land so i guess you could hang out though. If you showed up next fall to help out i could make you a shareholder in the saddest little garlic company ever, i just planted a few thousand and they should be at least 10k of them next year.
>>62243520Same with MUTold you retards you were overreacting. calling it now, everyday this week will be green for semis
>>62243532brutal winters up there. hope you don't freeze to death. the cold makes your heart work a little bit harder. my grandfather died of a heart attack shoveling snow.
>>62243512The /an/ futures poster is literally the only good poster in this general
>>62243532if anyone does this, you will end up in a cage. this guy is buffalo bill sick. you don't want to go down the rabbit holes i have been down.
yea dont forget there's still like 12 hours till market open so just because it turned green now doesnt mean it wont turn red again
>>62243536Pull cords in winter are the enemy of middle aged men, since my only way to get to town in the winter is a 50 mile snowmobile ride you better believe i have an electric start.
>>62243535SANDISK IS REBOUNDING HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>62243535if we keep slipping into nuh vidya earnings, I bet we retard pump after it. if we retard pump into it, we'll probably give a little back after their earnings.
>>62243546Horrors like goat feeding, trout fishing, gold panning and occasional astronomy......
>>62243561>>62243561>>62243561
big ass spike for 0 reason?
>>62243559sounds pretty based. my favorite part about rural new england was no blacks.
>>62243563
>>62243565id tell you why but it's best for you to discover it on your ownand when you do you shouldnt tell too many people ;)
>>6224356946 acres, 3 cabins, a barn, workshop, no bills besides internet and about $200 in property tax is nice i admit.
>>62242523I gotta stop trading oil 0dte. Every time I do, it expires right before I would've made a shit ton of money
>>62243756But I don't like holding it too long because trump can dump it with one message
>>62242523THIS WEEKS PLANSSPY PUT 0DTE THURSDAY EXPIRATION NVDA PUTSNOT FINANCIAL ADVICE I'M RETARDED
>>62242536Something is always happening thoughever
>>62242554UTZ looking cheap af right now desu. I buy the shit out of boulder avocado oil salt and pepper chips. Recently they startrd overcooking them though, I've gotten so many bad batches I've been tempted to send a strongly worded email.
>>6224257210
not like this...not like this......
>>62242636I have been using free chagpt to make a mobile game in unity strictly vibe coding, I dont wrote any of the code at all, and it does an impressive job. It juggles like 8 small scripts it wrote and tells me exactly what to do in unity. It notates the code very well and I've learned a lot and made a pretty nice prototype in about 30-40 hours.
>>62242608>>62242643>>62242648Lol, I watched this for like 20 minites this morning cuz it popped up on my feed. The robot is flipping the packages face down so the scan code faces down and can be scanned by the next station then it probably gets sorted on the conveyor belts accordingly or something. Considering this is still the infancy of AI and robotics I'd say the future of all this looks pretty bright as far as what it will be capable of in 10-100 years. Could be utopia or dystopia though, probably depending heavily on how much Jews are involved.
>>62242663>>62242669The Korean government will do their best to not let the strike happen, they've basically already said as much. Likely a large rally once an agreement is made. Supposedly samsung is up 3.5% on the Korean leaders social media post about it. DRAM doesn't start trading until premarket hours so I bet it is going to start the day up bigly.
>>62242608it's just some guy in a robot suit you idiot
