ludditecel edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprev>>62242523
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Metals
I am still making money off of sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62243573people who accumulated during that 13 years are doing pretty well now.
>>62243573I don't get it.
>>62243582>>62243586>I don't get itBubble.
>>62243561this is the big one. really this time.
>>62243592>$4 VOOholy slurp
im not buying this overbought shitwaiting for VOO to go sub 10 usd boss
The dollar....its too strong
No-one knows who I was in the previous thread
>>62243605I'm the old guy with bad modem luck.
dollar chads, it's officially our time
>>62243561Stonks top was the china circus.
uh oh that reprieve was profit takingback down to red!
>>62243572metals are doing badly
GAUZ and POET chads we are green
>>62243561Should I go long on motorcycles? Current vehicle gets 18 mpg ;-;Current thesis is the “red line” isn’t just nukes, specifically the SRBM and MRBM capacity that Iran has, so I imagine oil prices might extend a bit still.
>>62243605That isnt true. There is one who does. YOU!
>>62243605
reminder that skews are ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RETARDED RIGHT NOW
UP DOWN UP DOWNso much fun
>>62243605I'm the guy with NVDA calls
Metals had a great quarter overall, they are very undervalued right now. USAR is practically a junior branch of the US Government at this point, they are going to keep pumping as soon as the market gets its head out of it's ass.
>>62243605snale!
>>62243632my next big Au/Ag purchase is going to be if gold goes sub-$4,200ozt/silver goes sub-$65/ozt., so I'm really hoping the dollar keeps strengthening in the short term, and it doesn't matter howan oil spike is fine too>pic related, eating leftover lasagne for din dins tonight
GAUZ to 20 bucks lol
>>62243618They really are and it makes no sense. Q1 reports, price projections, expenses ect were all great. The main ones actually cut expense averages while expanding their operations, CRML for all practical purposes got Greenland. I have faith they will quickly recover and long term they will do great, it is just a wonky market moment.Buy the dip ect ect.
>MU futures gone green>Sneedisk futures about to go green
>>62243663>>MU futures gone greenWhere can I look at this?
>>62243666Any broker that allows futures trading, I'm looking at robinhood currently.
>>62243663SANGOD FUTAS JUST WENT GREEN
>>62243663DRAM almost back to 52
>>62243663kino, sneedisk chads keep racking up massive Ws>datfilename.lol
I promise 4chan to not long silver until the next full moon.
Oh hey my accidental VCX bag is finna doin something
>>62243618>>62243659silver is up 133% in the last yeargold is up 42% in the last yearsomehow you faggots managed to lose money on metals, end up bagholders and not understand what a dip is
>>62243666The moon
I SHOULD HAVE FULL PORTED SANDISK CALLS LAST FRIDAY AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>futures is slowly recoveringTACO MONDAY? WE PUMPING!
AIR STRIKES CANCELLED ON SOXL CALL HOLDERSSAMSUNG UNION WORKERS IN SHAMBLES
>>62243673Wrong metals, we are talking Lithium, Uranium and rare earths.
>>62243570HOLD THOSE TEARS CHUD
Trumps about to bomb some shit, you know he needs his grand finale, Xi approved in return for cheap US Crude.Check em
my bussy is saved
There are exactly 21.2 basis points sitting between you and the worst stock market crash in US history.
TOTAL BOBO DEATH!!!
>>62243686>>62243570yup, NVIDIA will be green in less than an hour
>>62243689
>>62243688based
>>62243692And if not, I will gladly take chuds mako on the cheap
>>62243666Man, I knew I would regret selling friday. But I already decided to sell it Thursday before it crashed so whatever. Bought more SOXL though, so maybe it all works out
>>622436891929 will never happen again. Hell, 2008 will probably never happen again. Please be assured the line will go up, friend.>>62243698Yeah, if it's red I'll be slurping that shit.
>>62243573>>62243592What arethese charts of?There was another last thread from 1930s to now. What was that?
>>62243592erm can you rly compare 1930 to 2026 when they didnt have ai?
What music do you listen to when you're investing/checking markets? For me, it's the trade parade from OSRS. reminds me of flipping baskets or mud pies on the GE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS6PfoPIgns
>>62243666https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/MU/
>>62243709for me its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqj7b59D85Y
GEX gigga spiked again.market makers have had enough of the pumping and paying out on calls.
I'm starting with the CHUD in the mirrorI'm asking him to FLAME THE GAYSAnd no GLOW NIG could have been any clearerIf you wanna make the world a better placeTake a look at THE THREAD and then POST a CHUDNa-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-naUh-huh
Ok bizchuds, should I move to a new house that’s baller af and start the guy goyclock over at 30 years? My mortgage is almost paid off here I got hella equity. My new house lament would go up by like 700 bucks a month but all that equity cash I’d have about 150k liquid to earn interest divideds and capital gains on plus that house will probably appreciate better than my current one, I’m 43
WE WON WE FUCKING WON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luU57hMhkakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luU57hMhkakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luU57hMhkak
>>62243713Thank you.
apparently, they don't let new apartments have gas stoves in NYC. electric only from here on out.
>>62243709Based. Honestly, jagex is missing out by not not letting people buy puts and calls on GE items. I think a lot of degens would resubscribe to scratch the trading itch on weekends
>futures
>>62243725A house that's paid for makes you like medieval nobility. Unless the Mexicans or niggers or jeets are taking over the neighborhood you'd be crazy to move.
>>62243726Cool but looks like I'm watching an irl Pixar movie. Fake
>>62243740If all you do is trade you can buy a huge amount of land in a rural area or a brick mansion in a empty industrial town and do the same while having $1/4 a million left over.
>>62243663Uhhh, yeah, I sure HOPE they're turning green off of this when LPDDR4X and 5X are surging FUCKING 70-80% QUARTER ON QUARTER
>>62243745you think this robot is ai
>ebola pandemic front page of reutersits the most ridiculous this in the world and its only a thing because they refuse to listen to doctors and have done for 50 years, everyone in the village comes out and pets the dead person and then they all get itWHO tells them DO NOT DO THIS but they think the Dr.s are not as strong as tribal magicno one is even asking congolese to take a VAX or some pills, just dont wail and rub yourselves all over a dead person covered in blood leaking from every opening.But interesting that we are in fud phase now.
>>62243735that's probably a good thing, don't gas hobs lower children's IQ's or something? >>62243738that'd actually be fun, though i feel like it'd violate some sort of child gambling law>mfw when i buy 3x leveraged bonds and lose all my gold
>>62243726Advertising backfire? Though I guess it depends on its up front and maintenance costsAlso I cynically assume it was rigged to make it close to keep up engagement.>They are selling merchlmao.
>Futures>https://youtu.be/ZBcQBa7nBnU?si=DDPmdtSTpr6mRq6dWhy so many pandemicslop lately? They barely last a few weeks in news cycles now...
>>62243759>gas hobs lower children's IQ'sWhat?
>>62243726Why does this look like a person who's bad at their job
>>62243561NVDA Friday putsSPY 0DTEs Hold my dram callsLet's see how we do...
>>62243766well, I don't know how true it was. It was a big fuss ages ago.https://www.foxnews.com/story/study-gas-stoves-heaters-may-affect-brain-development-in-children
>>62243561Am I smart for buying the sticks from one of the major basedbean suppliers to China
>>62243766Gas has been shown to harm development. Just look what happened to the Jews in the 1940s. That was gas.
So, bloody basterd bitch monday?
>>62243779The jews are doing great now though, so surely gas helps development?
>>62243774apparently it influences childhood asthma too.>We found that 12.7%... ...of current childhood asthma in the US is attributable to gas stove usehttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9819315/
Mercedes looking to follow Volkswagen into military industrial. Trump pissing off Europe has been terrible for American weapons producers.
>bonds spiking>war is back on>no V on friday>goys still think it's just a dip/smg/ (You) don't seem to understand the seriousness of 5% rates held for an extended period. if you didn't sell, you are still dealing in the real world. there will be no " V" to save your soxl portfolio
>>62243785It was the Jewish immigrants in the 20's and 30's who did all the work. Those damn European Jews where just moochers on American Jews' hard work.Basically, every holocaust survivor is a nepobaby.
>>62243689>it's still goingi told you niggas to worry about bond vol...
>>62243786It's odd that everyone had gas hobs and coal fires when I was young but there was only one kid in the entire school that had asthma. (1980s)Yet now asthma is rife and nobody has coal and most hobs are electric.
>>62243789you have 10 hours left to fantasize. my sweat odor has already become much less acrid. bulls will win (again)
>>62243789>there's a heckin warIraq was a ground invasion and there was barely any effect on the stock market.>no V on friday this happens all the time>bonds spiking nothing burger
>>62243726Is it plugged into the wall?How does a bot go for 9 hour of continuous use?I will say that one thing that TSLA does going for it (it MAKES ME SICK to mention anything bullish for them, given how fake and gay the company is even if elon is based)is that grok via Anne/companions is the only model where you can talk to it lazily/like a retard and still get an intelligent answer.I am not sure how hard this is to implement but if you ask Claude/GPT a quest you would on this website, it'll give you a dumb as shit answer. Input prompt quality=output quality. Not so with Grok.Anne is also good at translating big ideas into heuristics which other models are not, will be needed for retards/normies.I'm not sure how hard this is to fix the way they did but its certainly useful unless you want to talk to your roboslave like your writing for peer review.
>>62243800Iraq was just a bullying campaign. Iran is capable of fighting back.
Sirs I bought semis top. How can I redeem my account back to green pls?
>>62243805the name tag switches like every 10 hours so im assuming another robot comes and takes its place
>>62243793its just people watching warsh's old interviews and thinking he'll come in and do a ba'ath party purge of synthetic money gooners.
>>62243805>>62243809hold up im skipping through the VOD and the robot was replaced like 5 times in the whole work span of the wagie, so they needed like 5 robots to do the work of 1 wagie, PUTS ON THIS COMPANY
>>62243808
Well, I'll have been a millionaire for about 11 days...guess i should return this champagne
>>62243605I'm the baggie
>>62243726Why do you need a human or humanoid robot to do this job? It seems like it could done quite easily by a much simpler automated process.
>>62243845A few extra scanners on the line are cheap as chips and negate the need to flip the packages at all.
>>62243850because every task is different, size weight texture and configuration. you would need an ai to do this job. a humanoid robot can do a lot of tasks though, so instead of investing millions of dollars designing and creating the supply chain for a specific machine, you can use a mass produced multi-purpose robot. it's not the greatest proof of concept, but it's something.
Airshow collision was a stunt to move more planes for the US because no one is buying.
>cuckbussy letters switched to ultra bearish FUD postinguh oh...
>>62243854Humanoid robots are vanity projects. There are zero reasons to design and build machines that look and act like us. Much better to design something relevant to the role. In this case, a bracket holding around 4 more scanners, wired into the line. Cheap, effective and minimal maintenance.
NIGGERS
>>62243788Yes, I'm sure it's all Trump's/America's fault and the Russians turning Ukraine into a charnel house had nothing to do with it.
>>62243871This. Just use an indian for the task. They are much cheaper.
>>62243871most of our tools are designed for hands, optimized for our form. from a shovel to a scalpel. obviously there is a perfect tool for each task and one day we'll have fabricators that will optimize everything, but in the intermediary building automatons to do the grunt work will free up a lot of labor.
>>62243880go to bed babygirl.
>>62243881Tell me that you've never seen an assembly line without telling me you've never seen an assembly line
>>62243878We used to buy weapons from America. Then came kill switches, America threatening to invade Greenland, trump support of Putin and general retardedness. That's why Europe is rearming and moving away from America. Not Russia.
>>62243884Explain why you should pay a hundred times more for a manual task. Indians are way cheaper than robots.
>>62243881>most of our tools are designed for hands,bro living in 1699
>he soldKek
>>62243881It's not the 1900s anymore lad.
>>62243894The way AI is going Indians will be cheaper than that too.
neon green monday
>>62243894production costs will come down. they always do. i can imagine the unit cost of these will eventually be under 20k and the only continuing cost would be power. much cheaper than an employee, also you can make it do dangerous things you wouldn't have a human do. a lot of you need help, you're just piling on to gainsay, your arguments are stupid.
stock bros we're back
Thredly reminder the only reason to be anti Semitic in the stock market general is because you suck at picking stocks
>>62243881Posts like this convince me that shorting "Embodied AI" will be the only short that actually works over the next few years. This is the like 6th permutation of this flawed reasoning from the 60s
>>62243892It's about damn time you self righteous faggots dish out the moolah to protect your own gynocracies
>>62243894Robots wont try to unionize, wont try to scam you, wont operate on nepotism hiring, etc. Also for Indians specifically, we are at peak Indian, they are below replacement birth rates now
>>62243907There is zero benefit of a humanoid robot over a machine designed for a role. It's a vanity project.
>>62243917do it then, pussy. you're all talk. i'm not your broker, you put your order in to them.
>>62243900Neolibralism won and i'm tired of pretending otherwise. >>62243907With people getting jobless by automation you can push down wages even further.
>>62243920Lmao. You actually believe trump.. What a fucking retard.
>>62243924yes there is. a 20k machine that can do 1000 tasks is better than a million dollar machine that does one, both on cost and resources.
>>62243929Are smiggers actually this retarded? Why yes, yes they are
>>62243910Alright wise guy, what stocks are you picking?
like obviously you can get higher output from an optimally designed machine, but something that's 90% as efficient and 1% of the cost is an obvious benefit
>>62243921Indians do not unionize. They are used to a caste system.
retard losers. keep losing money, you obviously want to be here forever.
>>62243929There's a series you can probably watch on YouTube these days that used to be on discovery channel called 'how it's made'.I suggest you go watch a few episodes to save embarrassing yourself like this again in the future.
Tell me about the most goyish stocks you own.
>>62243928I don't believe anything I just hate euros>>62243933I'm selling in May and going awayTry SBLK tho
>>62243928Yes, anything the horrible current occupant of the Oval Office says is automatically a lie and only the evil stupid Americans would elect such an evil stupid person. You have no idea how sick we are getting of your shit.
>China warns of ‘severe’ global conditions as economy shows weakness>US officials say President Trump is expected to convene his top national security team in the Situation Room on Tuesday to discuss military options in Iran.>President Trump also just spoke with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu about the situation in Iran.yeah that's a wrapdeep red week and I'm gonna go fuck off and not look at my portfolio even once (lying)
>>62243933I see no reason to buy anything other than Micron. It remains the best value on the market, even now.
>>62243881>free up laborTo do what exactly?If AI and robos do all the grunt work, what exactly is Joe Sportsball supposed to do with his day?
>>62243954>why are the romans defending gaul after conquering it instead of the gauls?
>>62243959He will compete with an indian for a lower wage, of course. And that's a good thing because products get cheaper.
>sold my oil on FridayFug
>>62243920>gynocracies
>>62243954>You have no idea how sick we are getting of your shit.Like we give a fuck. You are about to find out what Europe does when their 'friends' piss on them. You aren't shit. You will learn.
>>62243973Pfffaaahahahahahahahahahaaa
>>62243561>futures
>>62243810>ba'ath party purgethat was some gangster shit right there. Smiling, somking a fat cigar, calling out names of your enemies who are taking out and executed on the spot. Watching them cry and stumble as they are walked out. Oh, and he makes them say something about supporting the party before the go.
>>62243977There are none so blind as those that refuse to see.
>>62243978I love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>62243954To answer the question in the graphic, we want the MIC to keep churnin' and burnin' baby! Billion dollar industry, especially since it's tax payer funded
>>62243964Trvke>>62243959Joe Sportsball will hopefully play more Sportsball with his kids. Hopefully
The market actually repeated the same shit like end of october 2025 with another Chinameeting. As if we could not have told that nothing meaningful is gonna result out of it.
>>62243988you have a longer attention span than all of smg
>>62243964you missed out babe. in a few years when you're childless or stuck with some loser i want you to remember the petty nonsense you put first, you don't deserve to forget.
>bears are still doomposting about the irrelevant 30 year bond rates of some island no one cares aboutLmao. This shit only matters if you own SNOY or NTDOY.
the market requires a sacrifice of another 2+ million fed layoffs.
>>62243881You missed the point. Designing a robot after a human is a not mechanically efficient. You can tell by fucking looking at them desuRobots that are more simple grabbers/turners are more realistic and applicable across the vast majority of grunt work
DRAM is at +0.00%
>>62243994The only way robots make sense is in military applications to keep the unwashed masses down where they belong. I will give my four kids my LMT portfolio when the time has come so they continue stepping a boot in your face as you clearly deserve.
I'm going all in on Sixt, the newest way to rent a car
buying oil at open. gonna be a good week.
>>62244003im going to join the military and take your kids from you and indoctrinate them into my sex slaves
the people want peace
>>62244003without the unwashed masses who would you spend time with? you're a coward and a fool and beneath me in all ways. i offered you my hand and loved you truly.
it looks like DRAM is unaffected by trump kneeling to china, im going all in
>>62244010>im going to join the militaryThank you for your service.
>>62243779>Just look what happened to the Jews in the 1940sNothing?
>>62244016
