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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62244406
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NOK NOK NOK
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Another instadump day.
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Thank you baker

The mob is satiated

For now.
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NO BUT SERIOUSLY WHY ARE WE DUMPING
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>>62245086
I got a wet dog dick
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Oh look the fucking jam boy is posting his love dolls again. Fucking freak.
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>previous smigger thread
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>nows
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> nows
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sell
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>>62245086
the amount of money I wasted on a giant anime girl sticking her big ass out of a trash can is embarrassing.
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>>62245106
posted it again
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WD wasnt red since end march
its consta red since i bought last week
why bogdanoff needs my 2k THAT badly?
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The call me the aquatic werewolf cause I got a red wet dick
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>7,500
>7,400
>YOU ARE HERE
>7,300
>7,200
>7,100
>7,000
>6,900

PULL UP PULL UP
YOU ARE FLYING TOO LOW
PULL UP PULL UP
MAYDAY MAYDAY
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Oilbros, hold me. I bought the dip with a bit too much leverage. I'm dead if it doesn't go up.
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what an obvious bulltrap
I'm not buying
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>retail bulls are getting liquidated
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Bro sndk can you not... I'm still up 20k but I want it to be 25 again
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>>62245122
dont stress remember uncles wise words
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can these subhuman je ws stop pump and dump?
i fucking hate this shit
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
is joose blocked now?
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Andddd I'm red. Wtf anons you told me it was pumpday monday.
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>BTI tobacco barrons
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Concept of a plan
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Are we pumping or dumping today?
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I'm getting fucked today, and not in a good way boss.
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I thought cerebras was overvalued?
it wont go below 290 lol
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>>62245141
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??????????????????
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>>62245146
>Iran said some nice things about the negotiations
>Iran had one vessel pass through US blockade
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Bought Soxl calls. Let these print so I can get some cheap pussy this week.
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Arise chicken
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>>62245145
Cool, so dump postponed until tomorrow I guess
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TRADE DESK bros.... WTFWT
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Sexy PLTR V.
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>>62245131
ITS ONLY DUMPING WHEN I BUY AAAAAAAAAA
DEATH TO JEWS BURN JEWS BEAHEAD JEWS DOGS INSECTS TROON JEWS
I WANT TO ROT THEM ALL AND THEIR INSECT FAMILIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT TO KILL THEM SUBHUMANS AAAAAAAALLLLL AAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU SUBHUMAN INSECT RACE I DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALREADYYYYYYYYYY
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Never in doubt for a minute SPX bros
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>>62245158
You'll do better at life when you can learn to point the finger at yourself
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Because of high inflation I see more prostitutes now..

I love this shit.
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>>62245158
-5%
> -5%
-5%
> -5%
-5%
> -5%
-5%
> -5%
KILL ALL JEWS
>KILL ALL JEWS
KILL ALL JEWS
>KILL ALL JEWS
KILL ALL JEWS
>KILL ALL JEWS

WHY DID YOU WAIT FOR ME TO BUY YOU DOGSHIT EATING INSECT SUBHUMAN JEWS AAAAAAAAAAAA
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SOXL MY LOVE
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errmmmmmmmm sisters?
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MRAM is fucking killing me. I'll take my siesta, hope everything is fine when I wake up.
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>>62245167
You are going to sleep like a baby and wake up to a sea of pink wojaks :3
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>>62245144
give it a month
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>>62245158
>>62245163
You're trying to enrich yourself using a jewish monetary system that controls more money than has ever existed on earth. Why are you surprised?
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>>62245137
bargaining phase confirmed
LET'S PUMP THIS SHIT TO 8000 Y'ALL
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Bears ready to apologise yet?
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>>62245162
How do I find local hooks
>>
What's my lil GAUZ doing today
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FUCK
WHY CAN'T I WIN!!!!!
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another day, another PLNT pump while everyone else is suffering
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>>62245174
IM GOING DOWN!
SPX IS DYING!
8000 BETTER HAPPEN, YOU FAGGOT!
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>>62245163
I ALREADY TOOK 25% LOSS ON DOGSHIT MU
DO I TAKE THE LOSS ON WD AGAIN?
WHY AM I THE ONLY FAGGOT LOSING MONEY ON MEMORY IN THIS DOGSHIT CLOWN WORLD
NUKE THIS WHOLE DOGSHIT WORLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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soxl was supposed to be over 200
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>>62245184
why did you buy high and sell low?
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This shit is fucking gay dude just pump ffs didnt we just announce money printer?
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>>62245184
dw anon i lost 30% of my port on MU calls a few days ago
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>tfw there are SNDK baggies in this thread
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I WANT TO THROW ONE BILLION NUCLEAR BOMBS ON MURRIA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MILLONAIR AND BILLIONAIRS NEED ALL TO ROT FROM NUCLEAR BOMBS AAAAAAAAAAAA
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Is this it? We’re the bears right all along
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>>62245175
>He doesn't see the head and shoulders on the daily S&P chart
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>>62245184
why did you sell?
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wtf just happened
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>NOW
>BN
>OWL
>GAUZ
Tonight we feast
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>>62245189
ask bognashitnoff why he dumped on me
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So after a week of non-stop pumping its going to crab and the probably dump another 8% after the earnings on 20th, then another week to get back to where it is today, then it will pump. Cool
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Wtf is happening. What a regarded vola.
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Guys I am getting raped
But at least we are getting raped together
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why is jewgle pumping when everything dumps? their ai is utter dogshit and their image reverse search doesnt work since 10 years anymore
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>>62245208
i'm getting crab raped
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
CLEAN IT UP, JANNY!
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>>62245200
KMB is mooning. This is now rippling through the rest of the financial system.
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>DRAM
Should have known that when an ETF launched it was over
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shouldn't have used leverage if you can't handle the swings, brown boy
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
ROUNDHOUSE KICK A JANNY INTO A TRASH CAN
TOSS JANNIES INTO WOODCHIPPERS
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>>62245208
sorry bro im just not
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>largest gain is SJM
ok
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wheat
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
THEY DO IT FOR FREE
QUINTUPLE THEIR SALARIES
>>
COONS AND HEBREWS
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>>62245086
Wonderful reversal, serves mumus right for getting too cocky.
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>>62245099
Are you Canadian?
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>>62245230
>>62245239
Get a life, freak.
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So many newbs in here that fomod into mu at 800

Feels good to be a smart money Chad who got in at 600
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I started on Strattera and it literally made my cock leak goo
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>>62245229
i bought you flours
>>
Hold firm TLT bros.
The new fed chair will save us.
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>>62245144
>>62245170
if this bubble lasts we'll see cerebras fall to 100 bucks and then run to 700 when their profits begin going up.
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What is going on? My trading desk is smoking. What a vola.

(While the vix is dead. Wtf)
>>
Hope y'all smiggers are ready for

KANGAROO MARKET
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>>62245176
Use the usual sites like bedpage, list crawler and skip the games or what I like to do is hang out outside motels and case the place out. Lots of women hangout on the sidewalks of hotels looking for customers.
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>>62245158
>>62245163
>ITS ONLY DUMPING WHEN I BUY AAAAAAAAAA
kek this
But then I remember I'm buying near aths like a retard.
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
PERMA ME, NIGGERS
>>62245244
I was pooosting normally before the faggot jannies blocked me as some sped was shitting up the last thread, this is their fault
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Bears will cooom this week, at last!
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>MU breaking 200 dma
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>oil

I DEMAND MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
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I retract my previous statement
Memory bros we are NOT back
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
THEY DO IT FOR FREE
>>
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I'm only holding 7 google search computer.
Why didnt you tell me to buy more of that shit?
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>>62245163
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

WHY IS IT SO RED
>>
WTF IS HAPPENING!!!!!
SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY
>>
>>62245268
Based chaste bear

What a load it is going to be

My big bear balls are swollen and ripe with bear juices
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SNDKsissies not like this....
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>>62245245
uhmmm sweaty don't pipe up if you don't get in MU at 70 in 2024
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
BETTER GET READY TO WORK OVERTIME, JANNY!
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funds are such obnoxious horse girls
>OOOOO NO, oopsie cant do anything on monday morning, every day i must iron my blouse and have my coffee and not do anything real until 1030! life loses meaning with a schedule tee hee1
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>>62245245
>600
kek
>>
All my stocks are green. What's all this panic about?
I've been travelling all day and now stuck phoneposting.
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Somebody must know something. Its going parabolic.
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>>62245254
I could see that. Won't dca until a month or two from now though. We'll see where it lands by then
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>>62245270
I assume you mean 20 because if MU was breaking the 200 dma my puts would be in a 'buy a house and retire' print.
But once again you can trust MU to be a piece of shit compared to hynix even in a world of uncertainty regarding scamsung's strike.
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
THEY DO IT FOR FREE
BUT THEY'RE TOO COWARDLY TO PERMA ME, SAD!
>>
$1.1m - I'm 10% google and ggll, 20%SSO and the rest a variation of tech, qld and tqqq, what do I change?
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>>62245247
thanks fren
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>>62245034
>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
affirmative
>>62245041
cute
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the pump is already running out of steam. AXIOS DAVID SOXL TRUMP DO SOMETHING. IM ALREADY DOWN 5% ( FULL SOXL)
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
BETTER GET TO SWEEPING SOON, CHOP CHOP NOW FAGGOTS!
>>
100% sure trump is forcing red on the market so he can buy cheapies before nvda's earnings
>>
What is a good entry point for RGTI?
it's dumping atm
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>>62245305
Explain how trump forced red you fucking libshit
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>>62245306
Probably now cause I just dumped my calls kek
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>>62245291
leveraged nvidia gamblers itt
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>Chevron CEO Mike Wirth turned heads at the Milken Institute on May 4, telling the room that “we will start to see physical shortages” as commercial inventories, shadow-fleet tankers, and strategic reserves get drained at the same time. With more than 13 million barrels daily of Middle Eastern crude output knocked offline by the Strait of Hormuz closure and Brent crude settling at $113.76 on May 4, the energy backdrop has flipped from price shock to outright availability concerns.
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Uhh bros nvda will go back up right?.. right?
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>market doomped when it should've poomped
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>>62245320
You best start believing in bear markets

YOU'RE IN ONE
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>>62245293
it's mere conjecturebut I feel like I see this chart a lot
>shit ipos
>dumps
>/smg/ spends a year shitting on it
>a year later it has a massive runup
>/smg/ is full of posters saying "IF ONLY YOU GUYS DIDN'T FUD ME OUT OF IT, I WOULD BE A MILLIONAIRE!"
>/smg/ goes back to shilling /sxol/, /dram/ or some retarded ass pennystock that only dumps
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literally all you had to do was long the search box. thats it.
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>>62245245
Pft my average was 450 but I bought more at 650
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
THEY DO IT FOR FREE
BUT THEY WON'T PERMA ME
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>>62245271
MOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEE
>>
>ServiceNow losing steam
Is it all over?
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>>62245319
people will only pay for jensens jackets for so long
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>>62245320
My LYFT, KMB, and NFLX are mooning today. What dog shit have you guys been buying instead?
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>>62245327
Still undefeated
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its fucking over
nuke shitmerica
and kill orange nigger already
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sold my SOXS for 16% realized. I'll let you retards gamble on niggervideo earnings and I'll short the next tard rally. Or maybe we just dump from here either way fuck you faggots thanks for the free money because data centers and space or whatever.
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That’s one angry red dildo on SPX
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
MAY THE COST OF YOUR HRT TREATMENTS INCREASE TENFOLD! NO, A THOUSANDFOLD!
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my longs are fucked
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>>62245086
oh no my drams
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>>62245334
its it true that trump bough in?
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>>62245341
Fuck you!
What did Trump say NOW?!
>>
WHY DID YOU SMIGGERS LONG THE TIPPEST TOPPEST TOP THERE EVER WAS?

DID YOU REALLY THINK WE COULD JUST COEXIST WITH $100+ OIL?

WHAT WAS THE REASONING? PURE GREED?
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i'm tired of winning guys
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buy the dip lol
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
HEY JAN-JAN, TOO BUSY DILATING? YOU'RE SLACKING OFF, GET BACK TO WORK!
>>
>BLOWN OFF TOP

/SMG/ SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL/SMG/ SEEEEELLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLL
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>>62245341
JUST A GULLY
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Get David Soxl on the phone RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
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>>62245354
the 3rd day big red
its over the crash is here
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>>62245345
>MU <700
>>
What browser does everyone use?
>>
SELLLLLLLLL S-E-L-L SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
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Bae +2%
RTX +1.4%
AEP +1.5%
HBR +2.8%
Don't know what all the fuss is about. Is there a problem with ai stuff?
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>>62245086
Can someone explain why the orange nigger is so scared of putting his ships into the strait if they did obliterate Iran's military two months ago?
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
THE TRANNYJANNY MENACE MUST BE ADDRESSED
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okay so why the FUCK did futures lie about investor sentiment? I seriously can't baghold SNDK much longer, that's my dad's insulin jab money this month
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>this crash brought to you by the Islamic revolutionary guard core
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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my bad boys. i bought recently so naturally it has to dump and eat shit. my bad for wanting some effortless gains like every other person this year
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FUCK THIS, JUST LEAVING IT LIKE THAT, SEE YOU IN 1 WEEK, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!!!
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ITSY BITSY LITTLE GULLY
>ITSY BITSY LITTLE GULLY
ITSY BITSY LITTLE GULLY
>ITSY BITSY LITTLE GULLY
ITSY BITSY LITTLE GULLY
>ITSY BITSY LITTLE GULLY
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
THEY DO IT FOR FREE
MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SLACKING
JANNIES CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT, SAD!
>>
>>62245369
futures only exist to pump then dump on the weekend, if you had paid attention they ended sunday basically exactly at friday's closing prices
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The tiny hats are taking their sneed disk gains and buying JP Morgan
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STOP THE COUNT!
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This is extremely gay
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Slurped a lil more DRAM
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>>62245349
Hadn’t heard that but apparently. I was wondering why it was up so much
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>>62245373
Get back in the cage, wagie
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Why won't they stop the count?
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>smiggers don't know what a pullback is
MU is even still above it's 13 EMA you fucking retards
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STOPPPPPPP STOPPPPPPP STOPPPPPPPP TRUMP DO SOMETTTTTTTHHHIIIIIIIIING
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
WHAT'S WRONG, JAN-JAN? BANHAMMER NOT WORKING THE WAY IT USED TO? SAD, PATHETIC!
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>>62245387
TRUMP! MAKE A TRUTH SOCIAL POST! NOOOOOW!!!!
MY DRAM!!!!!!!!
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>>62245389
didnt he threaten iran again yesterday?
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>bought MU because wallstreetbets told me It was going to 850
>>
Remember when they had circuit breakers?
Why don't they implement one of those?
>>
>>62245377
17 posts by this ID
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DRAM = DRUMPED
TRUMP PUMP = FRUMP SLUMP
MY LIFE SAVINGS = CRUMPED
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its amazing how trained the goys are to "slurp every dip" so it really makes these bubble run ups last a lot longer and then they can dump on goys for fucking weeks while they keep aping into 500 p/e Intel literally being shilled by the fucking president at the top of the forever bubble

goys really are cattle
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7,300 waiting room
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>>62245388
extremely rapeable face
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You can tell who has over leveraged in this thread
>>
>calculated the average forward P/E of my single stock holdings for 2027
>13.65

lol imma value investor, fuck these bloated AI valuations
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>>62245395
It's going to $1000. Eventually
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>>62245278
SERIOUSLY GUISE WTF
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
THEY DO IT FOR FREE
BUT THEY FAIL TO PERMA ME
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>>62245408

based. remember to buy SOXL at $25 after the board gets really quiet
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>>62245394
HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT OUR FINANCIAL SITUATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62245408
What are you holding?
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>>62245414
I mean, it isn't like he has to run for reelection.
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
ADJUSTED FOR INFLATION, A JANNY'S SALARY REMAINS UNCHANGED SINCE THE DAWN OF THE INTERNET
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lol
this board is 99% FOMO buyers
this is just start of the correction
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>>62245414
>dondla trump quoted live on fox saying "anon? fuck that guy hope his portfolio tanks also buy palantir (ticker: PLTR)"
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>>62245417
trump has a god-given obligation to drive the dollar to zero and every equity to infinity, i saw it in a dream
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Any intcels still hodling?
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>attempt to save face
>FUD OIL
>AI gets dunked on in the process
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>>62245420
fuck you... it's not true... there's a bigger retard out there who i can pass the bag to... r-right?? RIGHT????
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i have lost 100% of my money
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NEW TRUMP RAGE TWEET DROPPED LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116596094940250402
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are you ok anon?
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Stop the count. STOP THE FUCKNG COUNT
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OIL BAGGOTS SAVE ME

SAVE ME OIL BAGGOTS

AAAHHHHHHHH
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>>62245420

SOXL hasn't even broken weekly lows after a 300% pump in a month and still all of /smg/ is bagholding. its amazing how fucking retarded and greedy you faggots are lol
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Boys this is too red. I think we have a bit of February 2026 situation. Don't expect pump until next month.
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Whats stopping me from pumping and dumping SOXS every day?
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>>62245430
THIS NIGGA HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
JUST REMEMBER, IF THIS IS ANNOYING YOU IT IS 100% THE JANNY'S FAULT AND NO ONE ELSE'S BUT THEIRS; THEY HAVE SEALED THEIR FATE
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I made 350k in UUUU and XOM then lost 400k trading oil. I'm fucking done.
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>>62245430
>Dumacrats
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no worries lads, i just sold my sndk at 1306 so now it will rocket back up for you
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/smg/ is pretty funny on red days. Joking aside, it's hilarious to see meltdowns over a 0.2% drop, especially when you're on the other side of the trade.

I know some people are leveraged, but I'm sure most are just hyperbolizing. Please never stop, I do it too and it's such a fun way to cope with losses
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>>62245436
full port $googl and chill
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>>62245340
I bought end of day spy calls
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
REMEMBER TO TRADE SNDQ INTRADAY SNEEDISKERS, IT'S FREE MONEY TODAY
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im finished
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>>62245435
im still bagholding SOXL calls ( june 05)
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>IBM
Bottomed out, fat dividend, and a high upside with quantum. What's not to like?
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Slurping IQE cheapies
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>>62245452
I lost my job two weeks ago, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONA DO FUCK THIS SHIT WORLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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>>62245455
>IBM
>upside
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>>62245430
>may 19
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MU BAGGIES KEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>>62245448
IT'S NOT JUST 2%
SANDISK IS DOWN BY 14% SINCE I BOUGHT THE TOP
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>AAOI
>AAAAAAAAAAAAOI
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>>62245455
i dont think even indians work at ibm anymore...

...wait... is it time to invest?
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH, THEY DO IT FOR FREE
I'M STILL UP 61.98% ON MY SNEEDISK LOT AND STILL UP BIGLY OVERALL, IDK WHAT YOU NIGGERS ARE DOING TO LOSE SO MUCH MONEY
JUST TRADE SNXX AND SNDQ INTRADAY TARDS, IT'S NOT DIFFICULT
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>>62245452
im down 15%. it's so over for us. what's going on? did we buy the top?
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>>62245460
yeah
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>wojak poster spawns after having bought the picotop
you are down like 10-15% just relax and enjoy the ride (downwards)
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guys google io is tomorrow you should seriously consider topblasting $googl
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>>62245459
It was +$300 in January, and they hadn't even done anything yet. They are going to rocket.
>>62245465
They've been cutting the fat bigly.
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>>62245460
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> nows
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Here's hoping!
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
TODAY IS AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE MONEY DAY TRADING
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>>62245455
>quantum.
it's a scam bro, dont do it. we will not live long enough to see a quantum computer better than a regular computer except for that 1 meme quantum algorithm.
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>every V attempt is canceled


mumusisters WHAT'S GOING ON?
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>>62245448
>I know some people are leveraged, but I'm sure most are just hyperbolizing.
90% of screenshots that have been posted are from a phone of robinhood bragging about 0DTE/short expiry calls
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>>62245416
>>
Either this is the generational bottom or I’m the generational bottom
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>>62245455
IBM has high updog
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>>62245481
i still own some and haven't sold the absolute bottom yet
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>>62245477
cute
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>>62245471

sell the news retard. Berkshire disclosing their GOOG buy Q1 in the middle of the bubble popping lmao.. literally recruiting bagholders to pass shares to
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>>62245484
generational power bottom and benjamin satanyahu is personally ass raping my positions
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Monthly bottom
Fit to be spanked
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for me? DNN
why? my investor (Chat GPT) told me so
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>live in futuristic AI world
>tons of money pouring into sector
>supposed super AI improvements to QoL
>shitty internet browsers are all that exists

You would think investing to AI could develop a God Tier browser that would destroy google, Firefox, edge (lol). But no, AI has only massed produced AIslop and AI memes. Literally soulless improvements to nothing. Nice “investments” you got there.
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margin call´d
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>>62245484
On your knees lad.
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>>62245471
Warren buys it for me. I don’t have to worry <3
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at least I'm not as fucked as that anon who bought DRAM 57 calls lol
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pick up baggies
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>>62245424
ya, we good
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kek AMFN baggies
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>that denial on SPX just now
Absolutely bopped
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>>62245498

I don’t know anyone named Margin. Why are they calling me non stop?
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>>62245169
Kek, how did you know?
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>IRAN'S NEW OFFER IS INSUFFICIENT, RISKS WAR RESUMPTION: SENIOR U.S. OFFICIAL
OOOOOHHHHH
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>>62245488
ngl is there any headwinds for googl? their mid-tier gemini is good enough for normies and they have the whole stack ala apple plus the entire internet. plus hassabis although idk he seems like a dork.
like why wouldnt it just Go Up?
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I'm learning thay eod spy calls on dip days are free money
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OH THE HUMANITY
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>>62245504
SO THIS IS WHY THE MARKET IS RECOVERING
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>>62245361
Yes, the boomers think China matters. It will only dead-cat bounce until earnings and boomers get schooled again. Same goes for every other tech stock for some reason. Boomers need to stop holding most of the money ASAP.
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the stocks that violently move up and down on 1 min candles are scary, does that just mean super high volume?
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>>62245504
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUMPPPPP DO SOMETHING PLEASE
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>>62245430
Nice try OP I ain't falling for that fake...
Oh.. its real. Lmao
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>NVDA down even though they are allowed to trade with China again
??
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
ATTEMPTED TO GET A SNXX FILL AT $129.98 EARLIER, WILL SWING INTRADAY IF I GET IT AT $134.98 TOPS INSTEAD
ALREADY HAVE AN SNDQ LOT OPEN AS INSURANCE
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>>62245521
Earnings this week.
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>>62245493
>>live in futuristic AI world
>>tons of money pouring into sector
>>supposed super AI improvements to QoL
>>shitty internet browsers are all that exists
>You would think investing to AI could develop a God Tier browser that would destroy google, Firefox, edge (lol). But no, AI has only massed produced AIslop and AI memes. Literally soulless improvements to nothing. Nice “investments” you got there.
This made my heart rate increase
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>>62245521
yeah bubbles popped lil nigga, freak the fuck out
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Some value plays popping and oversold stuff recovering

>HE
+3.2%
>MCD
+1.59%
>PLNT
+1.12%, +17% 7 day
>IBM
>NFLX
looks like it bottomed/recovering
>Cruise industry
oversold. green today despite oil fears and dumbass hantavirus shilling

Sold SOXS,
Bought DRIP today will accumulate if oil gets worse
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>>62245521
chinese already reject gweilo fish wise man make his own fishing pole
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>>62245430

>massive run on sentence. Does this nigger post here?
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>>62245430
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what positions do (((they))) hold?
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>>62245086
>10 year bond yields back to 4.6 poocent
owarida
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dip status: slurping initiated
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>>62245521
They are? China snobbed everyone, but will continue to smuggle Nvidia GPUs anyways because lol.
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
THEY DO IT FOR FREE
LET'S GO SMIGGERS, DEPLOY THE V
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>>62245533
BACA and BAZI
>>
Apologize
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>>62245533
What app/website is this?
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>>62245547
no
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Ladies and gentlemen, I have resolved to... hold.
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It's green on my computer
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
THEY DESERVE A HUGE RAISE
THEY TRIED BANNING ME BUT THEY'RE GOING TO BE DISMAYED
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>>62245547
I am once again issuing this apology toward Mister Michael Jew Burry for the repeated offense of doubting his ability to predict 9001 of the past 3 downturns during every pullback. As penance for my actions I will now short 3 whole NVDA shares ahead of earnings and buy Walmart at 48x P/E.
>>
How hard is it to green?
You fucks!
Start greeting, HARD
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>>62245478
Massie is the only based Republican besides Rand Paul. Hope Americans are dumb enough to vote him out.
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>Toronto stock exchange closed today
RIP my gains I guess. Of course america decided to pop the bubble when I cant escape but they can
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AXIOS HELP HELP AAAAAAAAAAAÀAAA
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thank you mister president for deploying the V sir I will vote for you a third time and a fourth if you'll have me
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>>62245567
axios just cofirmed that war is back on. sell and go long on OIL, that's what i did
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SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THIS IS HAPPENING OR THE KITTY GETS IT
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Uhhhh guys…
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Guys do I hold or do I bail
Trips decides
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My MU's call side of the collar is at 750 and they can have it on assignment at this point.
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>DAX was down something like 1.7%
>recovered for what ever fucking reason and is now 1% in the green

Shit's more volatile than napalm
>>
Why do you all act like you've never seen a red day before...
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>>62245574
Hold to the bottom
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did anyone grab mu at sub 700? this feels like a repeat of last week
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
EACH ONE IS ABOMINABLE
4CHINZ IS DYING, THE DECLINE IS UNSTOPPABLE
THEY TAKE HRT AND COMPLAIN ON THE JANNY BOARD,
BUT THEY ARE THE REASON 4CHINZ IS FULL OF DISCORD
JANNY, OH JANNY, MAY YOU LIVE FOREVER
BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOUR PENIS HAS BEEN SEVERED
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>>62245548
financialjuice
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>>62245579
The people who piled into semis late are fucked.
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>>62245587
more like financialjews
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
THEY DESERVE IT AND MORE
EVEN IF THEY BAN ME AGAIN
THEY'LL ALWAYS BE POOR
SAD!
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>>62245494
Close your app and don't answer the phone
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This twink just crashed the entire market
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>>62245573
>David Axios is scrubbing his name from existence
It's so over boys
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If semis correct to NVIDIA tier prices I will actually blow my head off though
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>>62245599
you cant tell me thats not a reptilian lmao
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>>62245573
you're mistaking rabbi axios with david soxl
classic mistake
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Where the fuck is Jerome?
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
THEIR POORFOLIOS ARE SCANT
AND BECOME A REAL WOMAN? SURELY THEY CAN'T!
>>
>>62245599
who?
>>
of course they wouldn't let the market pump into the semiquincentennial
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>>62244903
TOTAL JANNY DEATH
A SMIGGER'S DELIGHT
IF GOOKMOOT WAS SMART, HE'D FIRE JANNY OUTRIGHT!
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>>62245480
Even if it's a scam, quantum will be the next tech on the hype cycle after AI loses its luster.
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>>62245581
I might as well
I have <10k in the market so if it drops to zero I dont need to kill myself
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>>62245607
wtf is this kek
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>>62245626
having lower capital makes you able to do some kino trades and holds
>>
bro my xli
>>
Doesn't the fact that sandisk still only has a $200B market cap say it still has a lot of room to grow, even in spite of the high share price? Like, MU's market cap is quadruple sandisk's
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its over
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>>62245579
We already had those last week for three stocks!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUCKING STOPPPPPPPPPP
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>>62245657
>>62245657
>>62245657
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are you feeling comfy, nervous or happy anon
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>>62245662
I am entertained
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>>62245109
>anime girl
>big ass
Does not compute



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