europoor subhumans edition
> nows
Dogshit bake for nigger monday very fitting
YOU FUCKED THE BAKE UP CUNT
>>62245657but their windmills and solar will save them right?
N
will it pump back to new ATH with nvidia earnings? or is it over
>>62245657>Middle of 2026 approaching>Still no proper bear market>Indices not even dumping a full percent
>>62245657i just seen this in the news about some kind of native born EYE-TALIAN run his europoor-mobile through a crowd of other italians?whats the deal with italians?
THE PAINWONT STOP
Where can I buy one of these? I need one for reasons.
>>62245677its either true start of pain aka march levels, or it will settle and pump and leave everyone sitting outside fomoing and crying. either way someones gonna get hurt
What do you guys think of NLR (VanEck Uranium and Nuclear ETF)?
>>62245663Nice AI chud, but I was already informed house hippos aren't real. I won't get fooled again
>>62245663Can seals have autism?
>buy KEEL>hold for 3 months>sell after they announce that one of their three leases went throughYou're welcome!
>>62245680We had a proper bear market for a month from mid feb to march. Did you seriously miss that?
>>62245687it could be big 10 years in the future
Puts or calls on NVDA before earnings?
>>62245697Yeah, that's what I'm thinking but I feel MU and DRAM will outperform by a ton in the short term (6 to 18 months)
>>62245691What are you talking about?We barely had a correction.
>>62245701If we dump into it, calls
Shit's fucked boss.
GOOG is the only green in my port today.
>>62245705A 10% sustained dip during the middle of the 4th industrial revolution IS a fucking bear market.
>>62245705we had 3 bear markets in a span of 4 years babe. you're not getting another because the news hurt your feelings. there will be no slate wiping.
If it's a red day for you guys, why are you looking at your port?
shill me your bags
>>62245718It's all going to come crashing down in 2 more years when they figure out they spent a shit load of money building giant data centers that don't actually make any money boss.
>>62245724How do I profit from this?
>>62245704I agree, I feel DRAM and MU have already gotten kinda expensive though
If nothing happens until tomorrow it’s gonna be green as fuck
>>62245722GRRRRDDTSONY
>>62245708baggie, as a jew you know what's gonna happen this week right?
David Soxl's whereabouts currently unknown...calls to his office say his number's been disconnected
>>62245729please sellonce you specifically sell we'll gap to 60 with no orders in betweenwe all think you're gay and stupid
Have people finally stopped believing Trump TACO bullshit and Axios fake news and we'll finally get real oil price discovery?
>>62245738David rugged us
>>62245736I don't know anything boss.
I have consulted with the chart master and the options wizard and they both agree that these so called markets do not augur well for one's purse
>>62245722LUNRSPIRRKLBPL
>>62245747>i don't know anything >aka_let /smg/ deal in the real world
Owari Da Smigger-San: A HaikuSemi's hurt fullestMy poor port bleeds asunderIt will all soon end.
>>62245761thisthat baggie jew is hiding something
>>62245761Keep on rockin in the real world
Back to bagholding usaaaar I was up 10% too
>>62245762That was beautiful anon
How far do you think MU will dip?
Sandiskchuds... We've lost...
>>62245761>>62245766
Crabbing today? After a drop...
>that soxl chartoh god its going under 100 by june
i trimmed some of my oil stocks a couple weeks ago because orangoid made it seem like a deal was coming for real this time, FUCK
>>62245768Thank you smigger, now behead me as I ritually disembowel myself in dishonour.
I am now down 20% on AMFN
>>62245779>for real this timepro tip: any time your investment/divestment case hinges on these words do the opposite
>>62245657Nigger bake>>62245728Buy the dip >>62245785Its ok bro, we will pump just keep holding
Why is gen so dead?!?!Fuck you, we losing!!!!
>>62245779lmao retardTrump has been doing the same song and dance for months now
>>62245785>OTC penny stockWho shilled you this garbage?
>>62245789That’s why I only bought 1k worth. So I can psychologically write it off
>1.28%Stock market is over, time to wrap it up
there are people in /smg/ who bought AMFN at 0.1999
>>62245799
>Red day>Still positiveBased Airbus and space ETF.
>>62245795This place is full of jeets peddling crap.
I have the script smiggily wiggilies.>Wednesday - FOMC Meeting - Inflation hotter than target, market dumps>Next Friday - Core PCE Price Index - Inflation way hotter, market really dumps.We then slowly bleed/crab/kangaroo for 3 months until this resolves, then from 6,666 begins the rapid march on to 9,000.Cap it. Don't say you weren't warned smigga.
im almost all red guys
>Seagate CEO says they won’t be able to meet demand for memoryYes, the shares are falling now for DRAM and SOXX. But for any smart investor, it is the time to gobble them up. Because smaller competitors will fill in the demand.And this also means that AI demand isn’t going anywhere. The price drops are reactionary and very short term focused. Don’t be wavered.I’m curious to see how far it will fall.
>no money to slurp BNIt’s over
>>62245729LPPDR4X and 5X are climbing 70% in price QoQ
>>62245810thank you smiggler
I need my tax return to hit so I can slurp all these dips GOD DAMN IT
>motley fool says sandisk will come out of this just fineit's going sub 1000 isn't it
>>62245810
>>62245829Yes?As it should?Sub 500 more like it, should be $300 by now, not $1500
>>62245831>>62245814
it’s just a dip. sale day. i am buying more dram and asts ^^
>brent ceabbing right under $111Totally natural price movement. It's gonna be fun when it breaches 111
>>62245794to be fair my port was 33% oil stocks lmao, loaded up early march
Okay, bought SPY calls, it's time.
i just do the inverse of what my internal monologue and predictions tell me, and i end up winningdoes that mean im retarded or smart?
>>62245857>The inverse of my internal monologueWhat do I do if I have an internal dialogue though? What if both voices make equally compelling cases?
>>62245857you are tarded anonim sorry
I set up a buy order for MU at $680, what do you think?
>>62245863You should just listen to the one that is right boss.
>>62245865i'm thinking it's going to be soup for lunch
>>62245683Check out the links in coomer toy general /ctg/
>>62245865I will sell until 680.01 and and not a penny less then it will moon to $1000
>>62245865Wouldn't doubt it goes that low. I went ahead and just market bought for my weekly DCA
>>62245865Let's see paul allen's buy order
>up 21% on ServiceNow so farWhen do I sell? Or is it really going back to 2025 levels?
Anyone buying TSM right now?
I don’t get why defence stocks, including Palantir, keep falling. The US was able to dismantle Iran and still has the capability to do so.And the long term US defence requirements haven’t changed. We need to keep the defence stocks!
>>62245862We’re already at multiple days within the same one week period
Being green was way more fun.
>>62245888We got rekt by Iran are you fucken brain dead? Stop consuming the narrative pumped by fake news.
tick, tick, tickYou're running out of time to buy NVDAthis is the last chance you'll be able to get it at a reasonable price
price pumps, I buy.Price dumps, I sell.simple as.
Pull up!!! Pull up!!!
>>62245888>The US was able to dismantle IranThe US claimed they dismantled Iran. The US claims to have wiped out 500% of Iran's missile launch capability. but Iran is still able to strike the GCC and Israel accurately. Once again you have American Military Leaders still thinking they're fighting the last war and not this war. Iran closed the Strait AFTER the US wiped out their Navy, which shows that their 50 ship Navy was irrelevant and now our leaders don't know what to do.
>go out to eat at 11, two gas stations next to each other are both 4.09>come back at noon, one station is now 4.59 and the other is 3.99even the gas stations have gone schizo
>>62245804NYSE is majority green, has been all day. A few silicon/software stocks with no real assets are dumping while goyim in the real world win.
>>62245896Based bag dumper
>>62245888watch european defense procurements if you want to trade defense stocks
>>62245888because it hasnt been dismantled at all, but this should be bullish if anything because more effort required = more military hardware required = more poomp
>>62245657Please make it stop
Intcel sissies im not feeling too good…
down $600 today bros I think this is my end
henlo? jerome?
its over i guess
>>62245930Jerome doesn't live here anymore.
>>62245930Jerome is gone, anon. He can't help you now.
Time to pick up some soxl cheapies?
CVX chads rise up
Visa and Mastercard chads, they'll never take away our duopoly
-7% Today, will this stop?
For diversification, I hold FLLAit's a Latin America ETF, weighted more toward miningit's up 1% today lol
sold all my soxl bag. went long on XOM
That does it. I'm out of DRAM, SNDK, and MU until things stabilize.
>>62245949buy high, sell lowjust buy oil at top lol
>>62245939nice gf bro
>>62245951>MUanon>Look inside>No MU
who would sell tech at these low prices? AGI soon, everyone will be unemployed in 2027.
>>62245951bottom signal
>>62245951Bottom signal
>>62245954look inside what?
>>62245953meant for >>62245940
>>62245951>he sold
>>62245951May as well short, as I said yesterday. Nothing matters if people just get in on the fad of exiting.
>>62245966>é sohld
soxl...
>>62245959>every tech company shredding payrollsYeah this is totally normal for billion dollar corporations that are competing to be the best AI developer. The more critical thought you put into AI the less it makes sense
>>62245951Actual, unironic, bottom signal.Buy now guys.
Holding to the bottom
5% downNOOOO not the heckin minor red day I selled all my dram mu and sneedisk this is going to be march panic v2
>>62245954Fear not. I'll be back.
I'm all semis and refused to even look at the DRAM trade because it's memory is commoditisedbut now, prices for DRAM companies aren't bad nowlooks like a good time to get inI don't know though. My portfolio is already 25 tickers with semis
>>62245657Which bigwig bought the top, that they're still trying to push this as a shortage? They'll just print more oil and it'll be fine.
>>62245952bought SOXL at $100 and MUanon is right. war is back on , axios confirmed it. things are unstable
>>62245982Those bags are going to be heavy
I literally can’t make money outside of day trading SPX and long term holding VOO. I just need to stop doing anything else.
>>62245978>#Diamond hands!
I am still making money off of sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
>>6224598011+% over 5 days MRAM down 14% today
Every timeEVERY FUCKING TIME Monday starts fine, then drops hard, so I say Call. But it's not ENOUGH to make $10, so it drops again and I think Put, but what if I'm wrong and it jumps agon?Nope, drops, Put was right. But it drops just enough to make $15.
+50% in a month>yeah so this is my thesis on why MU is the greatest company the world has ever seen, you have to be retarded to not holdgoes down 10%>it's over, I'm selling, gonna time the marketthis general is so fucking retarded lmao
Market always goes down before NVDA earnings. Stop freaking out, retards.
>>62245965actually, she really does look a lot like my ex gf and it's giving me very strange feelings because I have been having an insatiable urge to breed the shit out of this (girl), but I know I'll never meet her irl. Should I settle for going back to my ex then?
My QCOM short has been printing me moneylets see, uh, NVDA earnings are day after tomorrow
>>62245999Checked and keked
>>62245990How? SPX lost like $500 for me, faggot didn't call LIKE IT SHOULD. FUCKER WENT DOWN AND FAST FUCK YOU
>>62245982If you want to get in, buy just one stock at a time. You can't predict what senile old people will do, and at the moment, it will pay heavily to just wait for a bottom or a 2% reversal that holds.
HOLD
>>62246000And NVDA always goes down after blowout earnings retard
>>62245976just ask AI. it's gonna be huge.
>>62245999Checked but didn’t kek
>>62246000I'm down $20,000 since friday
>>62246002looks like 220 is the nvda floor>>62246008idk... too many people talking about the price nuking after earnings
>>62246005Well 2 things. 1 is buying 2 strikes OTM call or put and capturing a gamma explosion within a few seconds to a couple minutes. 2 is selling a 10 wide put spread 1-2 strikes OTM on open. Obviously play 2 didn’t work out today so I closed it. But I’m up 1200 bucks trading the volatility today.
I don't know if this will work out for me, but I was betting on a big pullback in the markets and have been DCAing small amounts (including gold miners) as we've been going down the last week, with most in cash with the assumption we will see the market swing back up around June 11th. I am very calm right now, which is weird because the last time this happened in February and then again in March I was shitting myself.
>>62246000I thought markets typically pumped before earnings and dumped on the actual earnings news
>>62246012Why are you still here?
>>62245690unfortunately my average is 3 bucks.
>>62246017can really go either way. figma printed after earnings, so did atlassian. monday printed then dumped. nothing is priced in really.
>>62246014Forgot pic
>>62245704>>62245729>>62245818>>62245687The US lacks the power grid. If you believe that Uranium is going to be big, then you believe AI stocks like NVIDEO will keep going up. If you believe that AI stocks will keep going up, then you have to simultaneously believe that Uranium will have its day when the US has to expand its power grid to fit all these data centers it keeps building. One cannot exist without the other.
>>62245705i can't stop loving you just because you've hurt my feelings though and i really want us together. stop being so stubborn babygirl.
Damn, this is rough.
>>62246029that's a very interesting take
Trump is shorting that's why this happened.His net worth goes up every month and it's all trading.
GAUZ decision tomorrow
>>62246025FUCK YOUI HAVE LIKE TINY MONEY TO SPEND, I NEED SHIT TO HIT THE FUCKING PRICE OR INLOSE EVERYTHING!!!!!!
>>62246000>>62246017Yeah this, it usually dumps after earnings for some unknown reason.
>>62246029even absent the ai/data center mania, energy demand per capita is only going to increase and has been for a very very long time. the bull case for nuclear is clear, though ai is certainly helping it along.
>>62246040Are you slurping?
can any margin anons help me? a few weeks ago when semis dipped. my direct deposit was the next day and I missed it. ive never purchased on margin (normie conditioning), but getting tired of this shit. I just dca into qqq and tqqq every paycheck. is this strategy advisable? let's use easy numbers for better understanding (for me):10k in qqq/tqqqmargin enabled at 20kspy hypothetically drops %5payday not until end of weekto me here it makes sense to buy all the spy/soxx I can getdo any other anons do this? I have an income and enough cash and cash equivalents to cover all short-term debt. I also have 2 rolexes so if it dropped even more I could probably cover all of my margin. thoughts?
>market spends a whole month and a half just retardpumping to infinity because, well, it just does and fuck you for questioning it >oil stays comfortably around 90-100, zero shits given >inflation is up (NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK)>suddenly ONLY NOW it's a fucking problem I wanna bash the heads of every fucking retarded lemming retardbuyer with a fucking sack of bricks
>>62246033
>>62246050FUCK YOU FAGGOT!I WANT MY GODDAMN MONEY!I WANT TO PUT $500 IN AND WALK OUT WITH $5000!YOU GAY ASS FUCKER, JEW ME AGAIN AND I'LL KILL EVERYONE
bottom: found...?
>>62246047>>62246029fusion power is real though, and utilities have been trading down nonstop. ge vernova is the only power generation play i'd buy because one way or another we will need turbines, but whether it's gonna be gas nuclear or fusion is still unclear.
status?
>>62246056>YOU GAY ASS FUCKERDid you really need to call him a gay ass fucker? Wouldn't just calling him gay imply he fucked asses, or calling him ass fucker imply he is gay, why go through all that extra effort boss?
>>62246060Doomp eet again!
>Yeah it’s times like these I learn to voo and chill
>>62246050The president is shorting, when he buys it'll pump again
Here comes the V
>>62246064One of the gays is the ass fuckee
>>62246050It will continue to become more retarded just you watch. Infinite money glitch Nasdaq up 15% over the summer. War makes people want to invest, it's science
>>62246060Is this really what all the bears are celebrating?
anyone else going to all-in on SpaceX when it goes public? its supposed to be 12th of june.
>>62246069Oh I forgot we got tons of gay sex experts ITT boss.
>>62246064ONLY PERSON WHO SAYS BOSS OS A FUCKING SLAVE! I'M THE GODDAMN MASTER. MAKE ME MONEY, YOU FUCKS!
>>62246078Whatever you say boss.
>>62246049If you know you're going to deposit on a specific day and you know your cash will cover the margin that you're borrowing, what's the problem? Don't borrow more than you're planning to deposit and you'll be fine as long as you're not using margin to buy 100% of your position in a stock, or using it to buy options.
>>62246049The margin interest makes it not desirable to use long term in my opinion. It’s useful for short term cash flow situations.
>>62246072it's nothing really, but people, and the administration, are acting as if we were -10% index in "normal" market conditions. why? because things are incredible leveraged and fragile
>>62246068There'll be no V today smiggily wiggily woo.We close at 7,330
>>62246072yes because they aren't actually shorting, just sour grapes over the hardware trade.
>>62246008That doesn't contradict my point. NVDA always goes down on earnings because good news is bad news in this clown market. However, the rest of the market usually recovers.
>>62246060slurping. going to buy a dozen Optimus bots to beat homeless tech workers who get close to me.
>>62246068You're doing it wrong.
what is this market called?
ServiceNow you dirty dirty dog
>>62246103The Eepy Weepy Wine Aunt Market. Fundamentals be damned; it's how the people running our financial system FEEEEEL on any given god damned day.
>bonds spiking>war is roaring >trump copium running out >samsung strikes>smart money cashing out and yet /smg/ is still bullish. you goys are not ready this is just the beginning
>>62245896there are other stocks but i dont regret not going full retard like i wanted to when it was 170
I just shorted MRAM
>>62246113Samsung strikes were priced in and were part of the driver for the increased price of all of Samsung's competitors.
>>62246113what kind of bear market has more advancers than decliners, imposterjeff?
smoort want needs to do downside protection during unpredictable times, they want to buy lowerlong term is boolish boss
FISV frens, we are so back
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE NEED A TACO SUPREME
>>62246113fundamentals don't matter, the line will continue to go up until it's the last thing going up. what happens next? not my problem, we're all high time preference GAWDS
>>62246123That was fast:Trump: Iran deal happening soon. - NYPLast chance to exit green smiggy pie :3
>>62246123Not til tomorrow
GAUZ chuds…? I held too long ;<(
>>62245895In what way did we get rekt?
>>62245949I sold my SOXS and bought DRIP today... you are really bad at this anon..
>it's a nothing burgeras per usual. i'm still holding my SNDK bags. see you niggers at $2000, lol. behead all bears
>There's no earthly way of knowingWhich direction we are goingThere's no knowing where we're rowingOr which way the market's flowing>Not a speck of light is showingSo the danger must be growingAre the fires of Hell a-glowing?Is the grisly reaper mowing?>Yes, the danger must be growingFor the sellers keep on sellingAnd they're certainly not showingAny signs that they are slowing...!
That’s a lotta volume boss
Thoughts on united Healthcare? Can it go back to 600
>>62246134diabolically based
>>62246132How many bases closed? Is the Strait of Hormuz open?
This smiggas wearin' transitions
I hold both MUU and STX. Im down 20k today and was down close to that on Friday. I have no money to slurp. I can only persist in the pain. To male matters worse, I passed a kidney stone over the weekend. It has been non stop pain. Both mentally, financially and physically. Yet I must persist.
I MISSED THE MCD BOTTOM
>>62246113whoa you're really in the know with those public headlines. i better listen
>>62246169>I shilled MCD, PLNT, SOXS all last week>No one listened>you never listenyou niggers hate making money
>>62246113why post this pedophile
I bought SiTime today. I heard about it from Irrational Analysis.. he seems to know things
How are yall holding up?
>>62246175I was waiting for it to go below 270
Mr Larry is it too late to get that $30 for my Looney Toons stock
Great, another day of AMD going down for no fucking reason
atleast I didn't invest in AMFN or POET
>>62246196>HELPLol
>>62246182Down 60% todayIt won't recover.
>>62246196
UUUU sisters...Not like this!
>>62246196>JUST
bitgoyin is eating shit
>>62246175>McD, PLNTWow, they're almost up 2% You're good at making money, Anon, I'll grant you.
looks healthy to me
>>62246110I wouldn't have anything against you bro but you unironically DO type like an obnoxious redditor faggot. fucking babe poster is more tolerable.
is he starting to lose his grasp of reality?
>>62246218>Crazy President DJTWell he's right about one thing.
NOW
>sndkImagine buying this at $1500. Though it seems to be at a really good price right now, I'd do it if I had $10k lying around.
>>62246210PLNT is up 17% since I shilled it. Called exact bottoms on both and top of SOXL.You neverlisten
>>62246221UP OR DOWN ?!
Even WITH the drop, trying to make a Put at 9:30 would have been too expensive. 1280 whatever would have been like 1k+
>>62246218He has Jewish mind syndrome
>>62245705i don't want to be correcting and scolding you all the time babe. i really hate it. but it's what you need. someone gave you a pass for too long, let you build up a lot of bad habits and behaviors. you know the way you are is no way to be, that a lot of change is needed, and i am pretty sure i'm the only source of that in your life, proper direction. you hate it now, but you can learn to appreciate it, someone that expects the best from you, not just what's adequate.
>>62246218This lil orange nigga is never gonna end the war if it would make him lose face. So there won’t be an end to the war.
>>62246218embarrassing.
>>62246184just buy it anyways. $300 soon
>>62246231NOW is reaching the stars
>>62246198She looks nice
>nows
>>62246218Boomer brain can't comprehend asymmetric warfare. He's totally correct that their conventional military was devastated, but they've proven themselves with their asymmetric warfare capabilities, which are definitely enough to endanger civilian ships.
Tfw sold Sox’s at a 1000 dollar loss a week ago because I bought too early now can’t get back in because of wash sale…
>>62246274it's ok lil bro I'll buy you some socks for christmas
Going down with the ship because when I sell it will moon.
>>62246134>Stock drops>Did anything actually happen with said company to make it drop?>Did the reasons why it was going up change?>No?>I hold
why is dow below 50k?
A surefire way to keep your money is to never sell.
ARISE CHICKEN
Can't believe this kid is only in his early 20s and already founded his own hedgefund and is already a millionaire from his tech career. Realizing that some people are just extraordinary and you aren't one of them is making me wanna kms
>>62246289hes a reptilian anon
>>62246286Im not buying that shitcoin before $65 but its probably going to $60
>>62246289not a single extraordinary person was born in the last 100 years
>>62246289Literally who?
>>62246289my 20 year old portfolio would have been 100% leveraged MNST>checks MNST chartsfuck I would have made a lot of money
>>62246289Is this the gay non-jew German guy? Maybe he spread his cheeks for schlomo
sp500 on life supporthowever, if i was forced to bet, i would be carefully long here with a tight stop. it won't look good if the bid gives up. intense battle intraday right now
>>62246289this guy is loaded on nvidia and semi puts btw
>>62246263Aww he's smiling!
>>62246218>starting
Kek - memory baggies
>>62246289looks like he would flush beautifully if you tickled his hole with a feather
Face rippers incoming.
what stocks do you have other than semis?semis and I are no longer friends
This is how my portfolio is weighted according to sector| Semi sleeve category | Weight inside semi sleeve || ----------------------------------------- | ------------------------: || **AI / accelerators / custom silicon** | **31.5%** || **Semicap process + packaging equipment** | **17.5%** || **Photonics / optical infrastructure** | **12.2%** || **Power / auto semis** | **9.9%** || **Foundry** | **9.3%** || **Test / metrology** | **7.6%** || **Materials / substrates** | **6.7%** || **Timing / MEMS** | **3.5%** || **EDA / design software** | **1.7%** |
>>62246321Amazon
>>62246325Based diversifier
JUST IN:A source familiar with U.S. planning told Israel Hayom that another American strike on Iran is “not a question of if, but when.”Israeli security officials said preparations for a new round of attacks have been completed. The operation is expected to last several days and target sites President Trump had previously avoided striking.
>>62246325why yes I would like some fries and a drink with that thank you
welp...>>62246308
>>62246330It's so good that greatest ally leaks US plans to the media as soon as they get informed.
>>62246321Tell me how close am I to becoming the next German twink?
>>62246325Share tickers
>>62246333Keked and checkedI'm a bull but market conditions are bearish, I ain't slurping till the tight virgin Hormussy is gaping open full of seamen.
>>62246321shit and piss 500 etf's
Tqqq calls 75 for Friday
KEK STOCKS BAGGOTSOIL CHADS RISE UP
>>62246330I love our dear Leader boss.
Guess I'm buying EOD
>>62246335>flat capitali looked into it. it's just a klarna stock bagholer. you are a certified idiot for trading it instead of KLAR. you're probably holding it as both go to 0 though
>AIIO>Robo.ai>Up 47% today>758% this month>29 employees>headquarters dubai>no product or earningslmao
>>62245825something about this photo fills me with rage
>>62246348It being fake?
>10 year at 4.60%>30 year at 5.15%Good, about time burgers start paying up.How anyone accepts less than 10% yield for this shit is beyond me. Treasuries are headed for junk bond status.
LEG DOWNSELL IT ALL TODAY
>>62246345Lower your tone when speaking to me. Check back on Flat in June when SpaceX enters and Klarna have been reaching the moon(possibly even before Musk)
>>62245857>i just do the inverse of what my internal monologue and predictions tell me, and i end up winning>does that mean im retarded or smart?I seem to have the amazing ability to have the exact wrong gut instinct about everything when it comes to investing. If people bought when I say sell, and sold when I say buy they would be right like 90% of the time.Honestly people should pay me for my advice and then do the opposite of whatever I say.
My current positions with $4683 in options premiums collected. I still have $225k in cash to unleash on options trades over the next week or two. I'm still butthurt because my AMZN and GOOGL shares were assigned over the past month.
FIX THIS FIX THIS FIX THIS
Its gonna be better tomorrow r-right
>>62246354how much do they have invested again? 100k? lmaoit's completely diluted by klarna stock as i said
>>62246346Kek
>>62246351That just makes the markets more bullish. The yen carry trade differential increased which means free money from the spread, which can then be used as collateral for money markets and other leveraged memes, and it'll flow into tech and bluechips
>>62246352I don't have anything apart from Amazon sar.
>>62246358HehLolLmao Even
it's clear everyone is now rotating into wheat
>>62246360Klarna had a great quarterly. It’s gonna go up a lot. Forgot Discord is also on its way! Flat is the new Berkshire. I tried to warn you
shit and piss 500 on suicide watch
IM FUCKING RUGGING AAAAAAAAAAAA
>could've sold the MU pump and dump>I am now a bag holder t-thanksdo I take my -$1000 loss or is it going to be better tomorrow?
>>62246370>DiscordOh boy thatll be a shitshow when investors want monetization or sell user data
Dick redder than these charts
>>62246373We'll see if a taco tuesday is still on the menu, otherwise we'll get a jewish cum gargling fiesta instead.
lol down 3%shit rugging yo
/biz/ is the most entertaining when pink wojaks are abound. This is a fact.
>>62246370>Klarna had a great quarterlyrelatively* to the last complete disaster>Discordgreat business model klarna will be on its knees in the upcoming economy
>>62246373
>>62246373You tell me why you'd sell when RAM prices are still increasing bigly
https://archive.is/RPpiGRobinhood caught manipulating stocks. Article is from 2025.https://archive.is/o0yU3Motley Fool also publishing some ai-generated bullshit. "As WD sees it, AI is steadily moving to a world in which "compute-centric deployments," where large language models (LLMs) are first trained, then used to answer questions, become less important than remembering all the answers that have been given to all those questions."Just sell. People will not realize they're retarded.
>>62246289Who cares he looks like a retard
>>62246373If nothing major happens until tomorrow it’ll be green.
jumped off a cliff literal seconds later...>>62246371i'm a bear and even i am scared !!!
It’s actually over
>>62246381Yes the coming months will be very funny as a smug smiggy wiggy who is 100% cash :3
>>62246384The chart is ugly
>>62246382>klarna will be on its knees in the upcoming economyIn the BNPL economy? Don’t think so
I’m getting filled by my broker and not in a good way
>>62246397who is going to collect their debt? also they're just vibecoding it to shit
>Everything is dumpingI'm tired, /smg/ sisters
>>62246334Makes me think its a bluff desu. Why would Israel leak attacks on Iran and risk the attack being called off?
>>62246396If you want to chase short term sure. I'm leveraged but I've no reason to sell for another year still
Slurp Brookfield
>finally enter market>get rapedBased
I just got top signalled by trying to make an appointment to get my oil changed and they said the soonest they can do is 1 appt next week or else the week after that. Selling on Friday.
>Sell>Bots decide this is the bottom
>>62246421What cause oil shortage?
>>62246417Why did you wait until all time highs during an obvious adverse macro event such as an oil crisis?
Morgan Stanley single handedly killed AMAT
LOD
>>62246426I was too poorEveryone with worse luck than me should sell so we start pumping again
>>62246424Doesn't give me a good feeling.
>>62246413What about MRAM? Was it a quick pump and dump? I got at 18 and took some profit at 41 but today might shake me out before it crashes back down to where I bought
>>62246435Yeah it's just too speculative and the fundamentals aren't there yet I'm not touching it
So USAR has a good Q1, gets it's price projection revised upwards, lowers it's operating expenses, has better earnings and.....Crashes 13%? WTF is going on with this retarded market?
Yeah hey I got a delivery for an /smg/ - is he home?
>>62246417lol'd irl, thanks anon
>>62246440>USAAAR
>>62246434That said I just bought more tqqq calls for Friday sooo
>>62246397>In the BNPL economy? Don’t think sothe thing is in BNPL the PL is what fucks you if a big portion of your users literally cant pay later. if the global economy goes to shit the default rate skyrockets i guess
We’re going down down in an earlier round
i thought AI needed memory???
>>62245674based turtle
>>62246445All the metals are acting weird, the whole sector is doing great by all indicators but it's dumping without any visible reason.
>Elon lost his lawsuit against open aiBullish for semiconductor demand
power ninety minutes please!
>>62246453klarnas cope is that they essentially have their own AI slopped credit score system and lock out customers real fast if they fail to pay
Elon lost. SAD!Then again, the lawsuit exposed Sam and Greg too
>>62246448kek
God damn I'm getting goatsedhow do people make money in this shit
>>62246476You buy during times like these and hold instead of day trading
>>62246384Because the 1st company to reduce AI capex is going to trigger a tsunami of shit.
>>62246476i just find a stock that has bottomed out and trade it up and down
>>62246483>"times like these">-2% off ATHyou're feeding bears
I won't open my trading app till nvidia earningscant handle this anymorebye smg
>>62246483I need to MAKE MONEY before I can do anything else!
>>62246407Factually impossible. SOXL and SOXS cannot dump at the same time
ngmi if you aren't in it for the game with money being a bonus
I work at DRAM, our CEO has been caught stealing memory sticks, this is about to hit the news, get out while you can.
Collared my SOXL shares now gonna buy more CRWV puts :)
>>62246501Is that why it dropped from 98 this morning?!
>>62246501How many sticks we talking about boss?
>kospi up a bit today>Americans decide actually it should be way down
cancelled my soxl subscription
>>62246487Buddy I wish my stocks were only 2% off ATHs
BUY NVIDIA YOU DUMBASSES
Are SOXX options cash settled or do I have to arrange for physical delivery of the chips?
i think nvidia earnings will restart the bull run
>>62246532Lum settled
>>62246526It legitimately feels like we're pricing in for nvidia Wednesday
>>62246526Na I think tomorrow is the bottom
>>62246545This. Don't bother, it'll drop. Or crab or whatever.
>>62246545The retards are going to get shaken out before the explosive upside.>>62246548Buy today and tomorrow
>>62246553No thanks I prefer to lose money on options. And time is money friend
>j-just breakeven bro
>>62246559my portfolio would have to go down 80% for me to break even lol
>>62245705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBFOJ3R0M4at least i know you're smiling today. guess it's not all bad. i love you babe.
Nvidia prints money. If you're not buying, you're retarded. 20% of my portfolio was already Nvidia, And the last time it was down near $200 I bought more, now 25% of my portfolio is Nvidia
>>62246386https://archive.is/SS8GLhttps://web.archive.org/web/20260518185341/https://robinhood.com/us/en/stocks/MU/Oh, look at that. Both archive.today and the wayback machine were able to archive it, just not the live data. It's under news, for future reference.
Is the baker dead?
>When you’re putting money in idea number 5 instead of number 1, it doesn’t make much sense. Charlie and I just think that buying anything else besides SOXL is madness
>>62246601>baker dead>david soxl dead>david axios dead>mumu dead>bobo very much aliveit's over
>david SOXL has risen
'Not Today', merrily chimed the fat smug baker on his fourth consecutive day off.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>62246628V has been planted
>on no news
I hope you all used that final TRVTH NVKE to escape your doomed longs.
SPX being a shitcoin is heckin based
meh... it's already fading
>>62246628
>David Axios is reporting the Iran assault is delayed 2 more weeks
DEVIL QUADSAND THE MARKETDEVIL IMPLAUDSSEE YOU BAGGOTS AT SPY 666
>>62246667loser
>>62246665>2 more weeks until ground invasion>2 more weeks until peace deal Pick 1 every other week.
>>62246667Not today boss.
>>62246666
trump just confirmed the imminent attack has been cancelled because of the imminent peace deal
The last /smg/
>>62246588What do you think of VGT? Been buying both like crazy. Not sure if I should focus exclusively on NVDA though
David Axios power is weakening
>>62246747th-that's against the rules!
what are you guys on, i'm all red...
>>62246752I'm up 0.34% on Eurozone banks... and that's it.
>>62245785>AMFNI'm still holding my 150k shares. You bought the top of a daily cycle... daily cycle low should flush out in a week or so then we go higher into June.
What countries are you bullish on?I'm out of Korea, was bullish on itJapan, LatAm in general, and USI would buy China but not risking that shit as a US citizen when America can sanction China at any moment. Maybe I could set up a brokerage account in another neutral country and buy Chinese stocks that way, but I'm not sure if that would make me safe.
>>62246752Sold everything. I held MU from 290 to 700 (was at 800 at one point), and BE as well. Will buy back if dram/mu drops more.
>>62246350the pose and face
>>62245827>paying taxes
I'm up 3% today on my LatAm ETF, up .5% on gold, up 1% on managed futures, up 1% of data centre REIT. Everything else is either near flat or red. Down -1% even
>>62246526I'm too new for that to do much :) I will rotate into it with gains later!
>>62245871What board is /ctg/ on, or did you just make that up?
>>62247804>>62247804>>62247804
>>62245657Zbiniew's plan is coming into fuition. Europa will be destroyed. America will the the last superpower.
