remember your training edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62245657
First for wheat
> futures
FUCK
>He fell for the fake tweet bulltrap I'm LMAO'ing at your life :D
>>62247777>not doing moon phase TA
>>62247804How do I ignore biz/reddit and just do my DCA every week? I don't want to think about FOMOing into shit right now, it's not good for my mental health or finances
>>62247822These charts have been helpful for getting an idea of when a stock is about to moon but when the way that everything has been going, I feel like I'm about to get fucked on what should have otherwise been good positions to take.
>>62247832I do pay muted attention to full moons, planets etc. I like benner cycles and tarot too
The only thing I would like to know is whats up with the double GEX spike the last few days...
>>62247819how is this guy the best poster in these threads lmao
Still holding MU and accidentally cut a pimple thing on my cock, causing what appears to be an infection. Can things get any worse?
>>62247855and right before penis inspection day
This week is going to be space stock week
I am still making money off of sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
Tomorrows taco is gonna make the market so green bros
why is SK Hynix also shitting the bed with Samsung? shouldn't it be getting a boost because their main competition is bogged down by the strikes?
>>62247862lets hope. trump cucked out, as usual. I'm ready for 4 days of straight green
Help brainwash me into becoming a bullwhat are some good, pure bull youtube channels? It's hard to be a bull when most of my video feed is permabear shit
>President Trump says he has called off a US "Military attack" on Iran which was scheduled for tomorrow after leaders of Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE called him and asked him to "hold off." Trump has instructed the US Military to "be prepared to go forward with a full, large scale assault of Iran."Dude this retard wants the entire stock market to fuck itself into a crash
>>62247804Nasdump is about to give up a year of gains.
I lost 3k on crypto faggotry and another 3-4 on leveraged etfs thanks to you fucking loser faggots and niggers like rocker. Now I have 20k in my retirement account which is fucking nothing so I need a quick x100 or my babies (5 atm) are gonna go to the state bros pls don’t let that happen to them they dindu nuffin unironically. I asked ai and it said some gay shit about aviation rentals being a good early in which sounds fake and gay so now I’m here asking you faggots to redeem yourselves from my 6-7k loss. PS bobo can eat shit and die
>>62247874you said this yesterday toowhat do you even mean? help me consume investing slop? this is like someone saying they wanna get into politics and someone tells them to go watch vaush or nick fuentesinvesting videos are not 'learning', they are entertainment. they will not influence your investing behaviorif you wanna be a bull, be a bull. if you wanna consume content, consume content.
>>62247874I hate bobo as much as the next anon and even i cringed from how gay this post was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84kSZzONbVcaround the 3 min mark Bloomberg analyst talks about SOXL and how it has been seeing massive outflows for weeks and now SOXS accumulationlmao. bagholders
>>62247879
>>62247868https://xcancel.com/jukan05/status/2056316714309255367The insider info driving the great dram exit appears to be the alleged claim that China is prepping to saturate the market. I don't believe it, they could have done so already, but you still lose if you stick around while investors liquidate. There might be another dead cat bounce tomorrow morning. Be sure to, if possible, set a sell limit at or slightly above your entry point. You can reenter later at a better time. Stay strong, and don't lose!!!!!!!!
>>62247885So you’re saying buy soxl right…..Right?
Check the KOSPICheck the Japan 10yrIts over
>>62247891holy bottom signal
>>62247881the problem is all the stock media i see is predicting the imminent end and it's messing with meI only want to see bull headlines in my feed. I'm not actually going to watch it
>>62247886I AM NOT A NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62247899sounds like a skill issue to me palif you cant handle bear influencers, how can you bear being here every day?
>taco tweets are no longer supressing oil prices
>>62247910>how can you bear being here every day?
If trans women aren't women then why are they all fucking retarded
>>62247910I just want to flood my feed with bull not see one more video titled>STOCK MARKET CRASH IMMINENT
by my calculations NVDA will be trading around $1400 4 quarters from now.
>>62247910I have been here a total of 5min this year and i am on the verge of dropping 20k on soxs unironically. Even if soxl doesn’t crash (it will), there will be a bounce either way
>>62247915Then just click "not interested" on bear channels and search optimistic headlines into the youtube search bar. the algorithm picks up pretty quickly if you look at the same type of video over and over again.
>>62247919
>>62247913Kek
I need a deal tweet
>>62247930I did that. Now I'm getting get rich quick shit
>KOSPI literally drilling to hellyeah, i'm thinking this bull run is joever
>futureswe're fucked again mubros.
>>62247940sure pal. good luck.
>>62247931AI dominance has become a national security position. trump is asking for astronomical levels of military funding. we have at least 2 more years of this, even then probably another 2 years until the music stops. 2032 will be rough, but only for bobo who made peanuts shorting instead of riding this singularity. this will be the battle of Waterloo level outcomes, if you want to be a Roth child and not Briton, buy.
>>62247947it aint over til i say it's over.i'm holding MU till it's $50 #diamondhands
LOOK HOW CHEAP STOCKS ARE RIGHT NOWGenerationally low prices
>The US president again emphasised his primary condition that Iran does not obtain a nuclear weapon, but said the US would “be probably satisfied also” if its allies in the region were satisfied.War's over, Trump is now openly saying the enriched uranium doesn't even matter any more, he's going to declare victory soon, position yourselves accordingly
im settings my mu buy limit at $600. this ain't looking good until orange man wants some tacos.
>>62247957why do people say this? do you think the strait opens when the US tucks tail? lmao. what happens next is Israel starts bombing Iran on it's own and the strait remains closed
>>62247966Iran has already set up the official mechanisms for shipping to resume, which it will when the US naval forces leave which is going to happen in the next month, the reality is that markets don't care who controls the strait, they only want stability, if the US were to officially let Iran under international law control the strait and Trump would bow down before the new Ayatollah and lick his arsehole on live tv the market would moon as a result
>>62247944I'm buying 2 Korean wives with my SOXS gains
>>62247912When one tweet can fuck up my oil position, I find it hard to keep buying in. I know that this is the play but it fucking sucks when everything is red including oil when I know at least that should be green on days like today.
>>62247957>>62247966really bad takes. what happens next is we quibble over money until a deal is finalized. uranium is now part of the deal, we just maintain the blockade until iran's ask becomes acceptable.
>>62247973>Korean>wifejust get a haram of seamonkys. look at poor baggie getting cucked all the time. koreans aren't worth it.
>>62247979>Trump publicly saying the enriched uranium doesn't matter as long as the Gulf states are okay with it means Iran has agreed to give up their uraniumHOLY DELUSION
>>62247972and what happens when Israel inevitably begins bombing Iran again? they'll close the strait for week to months as it's their new secret most devastating weapon. they were bombing energy infrastructure before the US held them back, they're DESPERATE to start this up again
Why we red again? I’m leveraged to the tits and if this shit dumps again I’m fucked
>>62247986he never said that. that's your imagination. there's been endless public statements that uranium is the key issue. you would do so good to turn off the news and unplug from /pol/ babe, it's driving you crazy.
>GRPN is about to explodeYou retards better not bitch and moan that you weren't warned
>>62247990hahaha he didn’t sell in may and go away.
>>62247957>kill the guy that prevented iran from getting nukes for decades>now hardliners will seek to get the nuke so they don't get attacked againthe real reason for the war is for the greater Israel plan and trump is that goyim Israel was waiting for. if it was truly about nukes, they would've went after Pakistan and north korea a long time ago.
>>62247993He said as long as the Gulf allies think Iran won't build nuclear weapons then the US will be satisfied, he's signalling that there will be some deal where Iran pledges not to make nukes with its Gulf neighbours and the US says that's good enough and leave
Not even a delay in the war could stop futures from rugging. It’s over.
>>62247819Stock Market Crash Bandicoot
>>62247957Knock it off, fedreali. Its not working anymore.
i came here to tell you the market isnt random, but its still kind of hard to predict, but its not impossible oh and yeah its totally over btw
>>62247990https://archive.is/52JcdAnd that twitter post under xcancel from earlier with claims regarding incoming saturation of the market by China. Things didn't stop dumping. It's actually over. Nothing can save us.Assuming you're wondering about DRAM.
Ive come back from the future to warn you all to buy body wash and shampoo. Sulfates depend on raw sulfur to produce, and that shits actually what makes soap soap.
>>62248015which stocks to we buy to get rich?
>>62248002well considering our partners there are the ones at threat, if they're happy then i guess we would be. it would be nice if iran gave up all uranium and enrichment, but it doesn't look like they're ready and i don't think we're willing to do what it would take to make that happen. as long as they can't build a weapon, it's more or less mission accomplished, and from what i've seen that has been the objective all along. i really don't want you to go to bed filled with worry and anger again. today was a good day with regards to this issue, and if it's what is bothering you, then you should feel better.
>>62248017Like I would ever tell you, Sukdeep.
>>62247804>kospi
>>62248020Iran now knows that if they don't build nukes they are at the mercy of the Zionists. They have to build one as a matter of survival. It's why the negotiations will fail-both sides are refusing to understand each other.
Do you guys think DRAM stocks are ever gonna surpass their top of all time again or not?I happy to hold if it will go back up, but I'm gonna kill myself if they don't
>>62248025they don't have them currently and they've showed pretty good resiliency. i know that view exists but it's not the case at all. if we wanted to invade and conquer, we'd do that now. the reality is pursuing nuclear weapons is what is putting them in the crosshairs.
>>62248023I think Korea has internal bureaucratic issues
>>62248030they never wanted it you filty kike and they will want one now because of you filty kikes.
>The colored lines beyond my screen gave me a deceptive promise that things would get better, but in fact, they would get worse first. A green stubble no bigger than the fly circling around my lamp appeared, and just like as soon as that fly appears it leaves your sight. In its place a red rug draped down. No telling how long it would unfurl. My pants were down and the jig was up. They got me good. The question now is if I can make out before I land on my ass
>futas
>>62248014Not DRAM, SOXL. I’m holding David’s fucking bags
>>62248030if you think this is about nukes you are pants on head retarded
i love you babe, i'm going to the gym, goodnight and sleep well.
>>62247891>unironic schizophrenia
>>62247994i've been watching this one but feels like the supportive conditions for squeezes is fading >>62247956kek
>>62248029Are you talking about memory and storage stocks in general, or about the DRAM ETF?
you faggots told me to buy dram this morning and i did
>>62248080Keep buying
>>62248080When you buy a stock you should be ready to see it go down by 80%. Or more.
>>62248080
>>62248029the only thing you should fear is black swan events like nukes flying or the carry trade unwind, anything else is just static noise. bubble can't burst if everyone is expecting it
>https://www.benzinga.com/etfs/broad-u-s-equity-etfs/26/05/52653442/cathie-wood-sells-amd-tsmc-buys-nvidia-tesla-flying-taxisAMD sisters not like this
Remember when all the AI chuds kept talking about the SaaS apocalypse? Thank God I didn’t listen to all the losers on /SMG/. ServiceNow? Let’s go once again! Should have gone heavier into SaaS, like SAP or something.
>>62248118Top signal
kevin please...
>>62248110only trannoids wear panties along with pantyhose
It's time to oil up
Being forced to use Servicenow makes me consider offing myself every Monday through Friday
what stocks or commodities to buy if I think the bear market is finally here
I are poor
>>62248079Yeah, in general. I'm bagholding a couple (WDC, SNDK, MU) >>62248124meds this is extremely common for women>>62248125For the pride of turkish wrestling!
>>62248126Thank you for your service. I’m up 22.86% so far and looks like Tuesday is gonna be another fine day!
>>62248126At least it's not salesforce. Thats pretty much unusable.
I'm a retard purely in MU. Is 2x leverage too much? Somebody here said it was good but now I am fucking realizing I'm going to get liquidated if this shit hits the 300s again. 100k or so in my own equity and I'm down 10% already bc I'm a retard top fomoer. There's not a way this thing goes to 300s right?
>>62248043>ELECTROCHEMISTRY>The chart is sweating. It’s not metaphorical—you can smell it, that sweet metallic panic of liquidity moving too fast through too many hands. Each candlestick is a pulse, a little chemical confession. Buy. Sell. Regret. Buy again, harder this time. You feel it in your teeth.>The volatility isn’t noise, it’s desire without a body, slamming itself against resistance levels like a tongue against a broken tooth. You want in. Not because it’s rational. Because it’s warm and alive and it keeps moving.>HALF LIGHT>Don’t trust that spike. It’s too clean. Too confident. Something is wrong in the symmetry of it. The drop after—too sharp, too rehearsed. This isn’t movement, it’s ambush. You’re looking at a chart that wants you to believe it’s random, but nothing that vertical is innocent. There are predators in that wick shadow, liquidity hunts in the margins. If you step in now, you are not trading—you are being lined up. The market doesn’t just move. It stalks.>SHIVERS>The chart is not on your screen. It is in the city. Somewhere, a server hum hums hotter. Somewhere, a trader exhales at the exact same time another one panics. The price is a weather system made of human nerves. You feel a cold wind moving through the candles—left to right, or maybe right to left, direction doesn’t matter anymore. It is all one long street of decisions collapsing into each other. You are not looking at movement. You are inside it, and it remembers you looking.
Is it over for precious metals?
>>62247919Let's go!!!! I was thinking Dec or Jan 27 calls after my calls this week moon ^^
holyshit you guys can't evne hold a TACOpump
Ebola is back btw
>>62248146When oils in play, silver stays away.
One red week and niggas think we have a bear market
>>62248140Ofc not. There's no way that will happen. Step it up to 3x leverage maybe.
>>62248171Nice, an opportunity to buy even more.
Just dropped into the GME thread. Crazy that there’s basically an active cult operating on this board for everyone to see.
>>62248188No worse than any other long standing general. Look at /vg/
>>62248140lessons are only learned if you lose money. did you actually think for yourself before throwing your life savings in?
>>62248188Yup, kind of a cool story though with the movie and the roaring kitten. At least that guy made a big trade.
It’s over unless Jensen can save us
>>62248221One can only hope.... I'm also thinking we might be on the verge of a new amount of wealth and money velocity that will continue driving valuations and earnings ballistically, stranger things have happened
Why is the (ADOW) Asia DOW index stuck on it's update from 8th May?What has happened there?
is we getting a dipperino
ASTS tards, we getting ready to get rich. Sat getting boxed and shipped. Getting ready for another massive launch failure and early re-entry and burn up.
Stacking physical wheat, garage is getting full
