it's over edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprev>>62245657
I am now bagholding SNXXthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62246510be deadass with me nigga c'est fini?
nvda please save me
>>62246510I think the bubble has popped last friday and it's going to deflate slowly but relentlessly for the next two years.
i don’t understand any of this shit
Le Oil is ready
you see, the thing is,it's so deep in the red and up my ass,but it doesn't start bleeding until I take it out
I might suck ladyboy cock, but atleast I don't own AMFN or POET
> nows
i knew this shit was gonna happeni'm an idiot for not sellingoperation epstein's fury was so successful we're gonna do operation epstein's fury 2fuck zion don and fuck israel
Elon losing his lawsuit is great news.It means investors can freely buy into OpenAI and its dependencies without fear of their investments being dismantled.It also means OpenAI will now have renewed enthusiasm and try to dethrone Anthropic. The competition’s back on.Very bullish news.
>>62246519c'est fini, mon pédé
NVDA wooooAi slop woooPut trillions into chatbots wooo
>>62246523Buy highSell lowEasy money
>Trump not open to concessions>Israel saying the war is about to resume>oil crabbing upwards with no violent spikes>fake headlines dump it 5% in minutesFuture oil traders are the most optimistic people in existence. Borderline retarded.
>>62246555Literally nothing Trump says matters anymore
we all knew this was going to happen.
>>62246557Yeah, but I need a big up or down when he speaks. Not some shitty 2 second 0.01% jump then a .01 dump, asshole
Here's some FUD that might've hit us memorybroshttps://wccftech.com/ex-samsung-chip-boss-says-chinas-dram-blitz-could-crush-the-414-ddr5-price-spike-within-a-year/
>>62246562If that's true, we wouldn't have anyone complaining.
>>62246562>we all knew this was going to happen.Sector rotation around option expiration.
if MU goes to 610 tomorrow I'm slurping so fucking much
>>62246566Based Gyna, making gaming affordable again.
>>62246564Even the biggest idiots stopped following what the Trump administration says, we have decoupled from him
>>62246566No one is fucking buying chink parts.Fuck you.
is it over bizbros, i bought so much intc too wtf i thought we were in a chip shortagecan china hurry up and invade taiwan
>>62246564Maybe pick a better guy to be president next time!
>>62246580>He thinks normies care about what country manufactures the RAM in their electronicsLol
>>62246579Yeah, but where does line go?Up, down?Nowhere, it crabs.That's what I hate.
>>62246510Is this the Gauzy ruling?Will GAUZ have a power hour before verdict tomorrow?https://www.usinenouvelle.com/aero-spatial/aeronautique/un-demantelement-entrainerait-une-destruction-significative-de-valeur-fournisseur-cle-dairbus-et-boeing-le-francais-vision-lite-sous-la-menace-dune-vente-a-la-decoupe.3ZBXKQN4Y5CBVDUKQ5IR5ITDKI.html
>>62246584Nigger are you posting this on a computer bought from Alibaba? Phone from Temu? Didn't think so
>selling nvda <3 days to earningspolitical signalling autism investing knows no bounds
>>62246587I know, it's because Trump didn't do anything significant this time around we all want to see shit happen, he's become a total coward
POWER HOUR PLEASEWHY IS IT GOING DOWNMAKE IT STOP RIGHT NOWIT NEEDS TO GO BACK UPKEVIN
NOW: Air defense activity over Qeshm island, Iran’s southern island in the Persian Gulf
>>62246557>Nothing Trump says matters >Nothing Iran says mattersSo what matters anymore
Tomorrow I said being a bear was expensive. Today, so far, is the best day since I sharted, uhh started. Oil is ripping. Oilers are ripping. Vix is a bit tame. Tomorrow europoor airlines will drop like a brick. Is this finally it? Is this the multitenbagger Ive been bleeding theta for? Inhale. Exhale. Love you smiggers. Today theres a big green dildo in my port.#jinxedit.
Ok, someone aigned a deal No doubt
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>62246615What companies do you want to succeed? Are you chasing whatever is being hyped? that's the questions you should be asking
>>62246606We sent shit over, fucking kill them all!That should boost oil and shit. Stop blocking them, there aren't many opposing nations left.
bobos OUT NOW
what is it now? cmon...
>>62246615nothin'
>>62246617bottom signaltomorrow will see pumping like never before, maybe even the best ever, actually.
ANOTHER FUCKING TACO
>>62246623>>62246626>>62246634TACO MONDAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Holy insider trading. Wtf was that QQQ candle.
>>62246597I have a Xiaomi 15 Ultra and it's a good phone
>deploy the V
>>62246651The V is pathetic so far
Did you really have doubts?
>called off a planned strike that wasn't actually plannedwow, these fuckers are getting creative with it i must admit
>>62246642Post the image, you know which one
Oil at 200$ when?
>>62246651Deploy the 1/v
Pumps over.
>>62246510>TACO>Oil drops 2%
If this happened a month ago, SPX would be up at least 2%. The markets don't care about what the orange faggots says anymore
down to zero we go
>TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL: INSTRUCTED DEFENSE SECRETARY HEGSETH, JOINT CHIEFS CHAIRMAN GEN. CAINE & US MILITARY TO STAND DOWN BUT BE PREPARED FOR FULL-SCALE ASSAULT ON IRAN AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE IF ACCEPTABLE DEAL IS NOT REACHEDInsane cuckening
That was it guys
are we really about to erase all the gains from the taco tweet wtf is this rigged market
>>62246638I hope so for humanity. But for me its: Sizzlers tonight.
>>62246642thank you orange nigger-sama, now kindly deploy a real V before my rectum is permanently resized from going balls deep in a SNXX intraday playthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62246681I was afraid I sold just before a massive pump and was about to lose it, but no, we're still going down
>the impact of a tweet
>>62246688audible guffaw
>>62246562Bobo? Bobo where are you?
>>62246682TRUMP QUICK, WE NEED ANOTHER TACO
I haven't bought yet, when's the bottom
>>62246682we're nearing the point of no return and trump just cucked out on an attack that likely wasn't taken seriously from the beggining. people want some substantial resolution before the first of june.
The more the fuzzyman tweets, the less happens. Cashing in. See ya fellas tomorrow.
Was this the memory top
it's fucking over mubros
>>62246680kekbounce has nearly evaporated already lmao
>>62246682>the rigged part is correcting back to reality not some retard rapid firing lies for the last 2 monthsuh huh
>>62246708Wait for Axios to report on the tweet before calling this pump evaporated. There's still time...
goog bros... what happened...
>>62246704No. But I refuse to get bled dry when I have substantial gains to protect.
Its going to be red tomorrow.
>>62246642we knew he was going to taco but we panican anyways. now pump mu, semis and dram zion don.
>>62246704I'm down to my last 10 shares of MU that I've been trimming since we went past $700. Cost basis of $65 so I'm finna just hold onto this forever unless we get back to $800 again. I think reality may have finally come to the memory market.
>>62246704I'm thinking no. Might slurp MU at 600.
>>62246699https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIrDqBSUrYw
>>62246711Dead meme. Barak Ravid is done.
Lol based Trump coming through with the taco
>>62246722Because memory was only the current stage of the AI buildout cycle. Watch how next it is networking devices, battery tech, cooling systems etc.
As if Trump was going to do any bombing on the day of Massie's primary.
WHY ISNT THE MARKET PUMPING
WALTER BLOOMBERG FUCKIJG DO AOMETHING
Today I learned how to identify the top. It's when I want to buy most.
If the tacos aren't working we might actually be in trouble
>>62246742Many are saying this
everything is ok
>>62246743Americans are currently being dipped in an oil fryer
power half hour please!!
>>62246540>It also means OpenAI will now have renewed enthusiasm and try to dethrone AnthropicIt's been over for OAI since they had to shutter Sora.
>>62246655This is Trump breaking opsec. He probably doesn't even realize that the strike was not public knowledge. He had a meeting scheduled in the situation room tomorrow.Alternatively, perhaps Trump thought there was supposed to be a strike tomorrow, when it was just going to be a meeting. My dad has dementia and is always getting mixed up like this
>try to diversify ETFs by buying into shit like QQQI/JEPQ>research>everything underperforms S&P 500this is boring
>>62246748i masturbate on red days and now i when my port is red i get really hard, its so over
Fapping to BBC while I lose money
>>62246762>>everything underperforms S&P 500It does not.
Sing it with me smiggy wiggies!Well I'm a boboI'm a hoboI'm glad I didn't FOMOErasing my gains out in the smgI'm a smiggerMy port is biggerThis market is a niggerSmigging away out on the smg
>>62246730just in anon solved the KV cache problem and declared memory is not needed anymore
Hmm guysWhat happens when the tacos stop working and the treasure yield and oil prices keep rising
>>62246757Only brownies care about AI slop video generation
am I retarded if I buy into NASDAQ now as a new position
>>62246777Trips of truth
>>62246776he'll up the severity of the taco, you can always lie harder
>SPX making a run for itgo lil buddy
>>62246780zoom out
>>62246738me while watching this:>DO NOT GET OUT OF THE CAR!!!me after watching this:>ok, maybe you should have gotten out
>>62246780No. You'll be getting in on the ground floorYou missed getting in at the underground parking garage, but oh well
>>62246704Yes and no if you're paying attention to the Samsung strike. The institutional money has voted and their vote is that skhynix doesn't benefit or get hurt by Samsung's court ruling, while they've all decided MU is a speculative vehicle to benefit from supply disruption or not. Since the supply disruption was seemingly off the table as of today in Korea MU once again eats shit.>samsung +3.88%>skhynix +1.15%>micron -8%Again the news about the strike broke when kospi was open this morning. So you're seeing institutions making a call.
>>62246775No, in fact this is a very good opportunity to buy. However memory docks were inflated tbhq, so this may well be a correction.
>/smg/ fomos into micron >dumps
Something interesting to note. Gold and silver didn’t dump with the market for the first time in a long time (miners did a bit). It’s not surprising. Open interest is at long time lows. Hecla and some others look juicy as gold resumes its climb eventually. I’m split bets on a couple oversold gold and silver and these oil/gas/helium plays. I’m not expecting any deal over Hormuz. They have very asymmetrical upside (and downside) to the crisis.
OOOOOO SNEEDISK IS RECOOOVERING>SNXX day trade up 5.78%
>>62246762Covered call ETFs win only in crab markets. Mathematically, they always lag behind their underlying in a bull market. They are also good when you reach retirement.I personally am invested in NEOS ETFs as well, but that's because I expect constant crabbing this year.>>62246764i c bajs
I bought one weekly MU call when it hit 666. So let it be written. So let it be done.
Deploy the W
>>62246810You mean L
Power half hour bobo short squeeze
sour quarter hour please
Wow that orange faggot deleted all my oil gains today with his bullshit! Can a nigga get a win for once? sheesh.
Power V fifteen minutes please!
I hate today.I go to work and SPX hard v's.Fuck everything
I bought today's bottom bottom (with puts)
One little green candle please!
i boughtered a lil GPIQ and SPYM around noon time ty for your attention
>>62246780I'm already QQQMing.I bought in last week, so I'm down 2%, but looking at the long-term, it's gonna make me QQQM.
ARISE CHICKEN
>>62246804Good luck. I wanted it to be closed to the 20dma so I didn't.
>the 7400/7390 put spread I sold on open would have been 100% profitwelp
GAUZ green
Rebalanced my portfolio. Sold some long calls. Rolled my USO puts higher. Bought a bunch of BXDC. Feeling good :)
is the bear market of 5/18/2026 over yet?
And of course SPY would put my 738 calls into the money in the last minutes of the day, after Robinhood's 3:45 deadline.
apparently, a 30-year mortgage is 6.6% today. no wonder real estate is collapsing. why is kevin doing nothing?
>>62246856Give it another 30 minutes
>>62246861because kevin only becomes emperor on friday
>>62246861kevin needs to get fucking locked in NOWhttps://youtu.be/pnM-N2kLdBY
When will my defence stocks go up :(
>that dude in here who sold the MU bottom
>>62246836Fucking love MU so much.
>>62246871I wonder if MUanon hit his stop loss
2 more minutes
My tqqq call from an hour ago is itm. Easy $150.
>>62246870WWIII in 2 years time.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62246869Pump those numbers UP
>>62246876bro, why do you keep spamming your fucking ticker on every threads? is it the first time you hit a win or what? it's so gay
>>62246884Basically half of my April gains are gone over the last three trading days.
>>62246884
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Up 9.5% on the day
>>62246876>closed redwhy did you screenshot anon? robinhood shorted the fuck out of you the second you screenshotted the chart
A lot of patriotically buying going on right now
>>62246884BASED0% - All cashish until end of Summer slurping.
>>62246884bought some VTI
Ryan Cohen is going to seal the deal. Roaring Kitty is going to come back. We are going to the moon.
ding ding ding poster where are you
They really pumped that shit to 7405 just to kill a handful of spx dailies at 7400.
>>62246884Today: -0.23%This Month: +6.27%This Year: +23.00%12 Months: +33.82%meh, could've been worse
>>62246884+22% monthnot saying day/week
The pump at the end of the day is actually bearish for tomorrow unfortunately
>>62246884overall -1.53% for the day, cashed out up 7.51% on a SNXX play for just shy of a $500 profitnot too bad all things considering
-6.63%. Ill take it compared to a few hours ago.
>>62246884-0.87%
>>62246884>>62246902im actually blindanyways 2.2% today because im not a semicuck
>>62246899stick to the gme thread you loser
>>62246873Can you explain this image to me
>>62246884I was red. Then I added some cash. Now I'm green.
>>62246917Anon sold his call for $916 profit
>>62246884Down at least 10% so not really checking. My bull thesis hasn't changed either
>>62246884-0.97%. Mitigated the red day with some SPX slots
>>62246884-4.11%
candlestick trading hasn't worked this entire time so I have no clue where market will go from here.but anyway.
>>62246536YESSell bitch sell
>>62246884>-2.14%today was a good day...
>>62246944>>62246536Sell your shares to me NOWWWW
>>62246936>so I have no clue where market will go from here.no one does, retard
-59.89% todayAt least it wasn't-60%
>>62246920But it would’ve been worth much more last week, correct? He must have bought that call when the stock was lower than 665?
>>62246953wat
>>62246953...Go on...
>>62246951You're one of the newfags that bought the top kek.
>I'd put it far too much, far too late. >Seeing all the red made me ill with regret. But hindsight had a way of making things seem so obvious looking back.>And that's when I'd made the horrible realization... I was the exit liquidity.
>>62246642jesus fuck, just nuke them or dont.
>>62246967>It's like I was center stage on a play I had no idea I was a part of...and unfortunately for me, the curtains were closing and there was no applause
>Motley Fool New Price Target for MU: $300>CEO of Motley Fool: "Thanks for taking our bags. Back in the cage wagie "
>>62246884still mostly cash
>>62246978Well yeah, you didn't already get puts?
>>62246978I don't get the specific hatred on Motley Fool. They make AI articles
>>62246972He clearly said "NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR IRAN" which means we won't be nuking them boss.
>>62246980I wasnt, but after today I am too! (But not because I sold anything)
>>62246978there is something genuinely occult-ish about a purported finance publication calling itself literally "the money fool". ive muted them on my twitter to prevent their magick from bewitching me.>tfw star of david captchaGO AWAY!!! CHRIST IS KING!!!
>>62246954Just looking at it I'm going to say he bought at 33 this morning and sold at 42.50 this afternoon, which is pretty much what I did flipping tq today.
>>62246983>pic100k is the new 70k. like if youre making 100k youre barely above min wagie these days lol
>>62246983You know Kevin if you didn't sell TLC so early on we wouldn't be in this mess
>>62246978bottom signal btw
Institutions may be possibly selling for a few reasons today:>driving price down before Nvidia earnings>saving up for SpaceX IPO in June>uncertainty around Iran warbecause nothing has fundamentally changed today about AI or its demand
>>62246991I sold my soxl too low and missed out on like 100k in profit like a tard
Which one of you retards shilled me the following stock 6 months ago?NANO NUCLEAR ENERGY
Unclog the Hormuz already.
>>62246956I can't trade stocks, too expensive and doesn't give enough like options can. Today was just "Ok, when will it V, it HAS to V now.. NOW, ITS FUCKING 3PM AND IT V'S WHILE I'M WORKING FUCK YOU!"
Thanks Trump, just paid $4.20/ gallon
>>62246988fine, just OBLITERATE them or not
>>62247009You win biggest spastically retarded retard of the day, congrats smigger.
>>62247009Don't try to time the market senpai
>>62246738Are most people on the road literally blind?
>Anons ITT
>>62247020I think we can all admit here that if we're all equally different from other people and are all the same amongst eachother (jewish)
someone post the top strategist buy every dip it is literally today
>>62247017And if I don't i.miss out, happened before.Drops at 9:30, goes up at 9:45 or 10 and I miss out. Or the reverse. If I'd picked Put today, I'd have made something.
>>62247022
And stocks are the most useless shit ever.I had some, tried to get away from options. Numbers went up!Then days later, down.I made $3~ in profit.Also, fuck DRAM, I'm down 50$
number go up>OOOOOOOOOOOOoooonumber go down>the market is irrational
>>62247009Hot tip: You shouldn't trade, and especialy shouldn't trade options when you're on the clock at your job.t. lost 90% of my port on an options earnings play because it started falling while I was at work, when my phone had no signal and wasn't hooked up to the wireless Internet so I didn't get any alerts until after the market closed.
>>62246738Ice on the Roads? No Saar, Ice goes in your drinks, Saar! What are you talking about Saar? I am very good Truck Driver, Saar!
>>62247038Another tip. If you have 90% of your port in one options play you are statistically guaranteed to blow up your port.
>>62246521I bought today before the big earnings announcement. Premarket was green and I felt like I was going to miss out. Then everything tanked or just straight up gapped on opening.It's ogre (for me).
There is still time to buy BXDC
>>62247011I paid that much in the early 2000's
im thinking beanie babies. i mean nobody else would think that right? all the more reason to buy
>>62247050>You can lose when you're gamblingYes you can. If your port is low five figures to begin with, you can put it in spy in hopes that it breaks six figures by the time you're 40, or you can gamble with it.
>>62247073Hey grok what’s the Kelly criterion
>>62246884-6.54%
>>62246510
>>62247009kekthis is why i only ever buy stocks, maybe x2 leverage at most.slow & steady is a safe voyage and will bring you wealth in 10 years, anything else is gambling and will bring you poverty in a month.
sorry bears
>>62247037I'm not seeing much reason for stocks to go down beyond midwit political signalling. Boatloads of profit are being made and guidance is optimistic.>nooo I hate trump so you shouldn't invest in obviously profitable stocks I mean is there anything more to it than this?
>>62247073>>62247076I'm a bigger fan of the Gambler's FallacyGiven a random walk (Brownian motion), a P&L will alternatively grow towards negative infinity and positive infinity. The problem is that when it crosses the $0 balance threshold, you can no longer play the game.Therefore the optimal play is to scale your risk based on your account balance and occasionally take money off the table. If you have any kind of risk management and a 50.1% edge, you will make it long term. Trading is a series of choices over time, not one big play.
its not fair
Did i seriously miss the dip again
>>62246884>-0.19%Pretty mild
>>62247084do anyone beyond Trump unironically use truth social?
>>62246983How does a bald Canadian manlet not understand that THERE ARE NO HOMEMAKERS IN URBAN COUPLES anymore. Zoomettes are whoring themselves out online or scamming ugly geezers like him and Belichick.
Still dumping in AH. I will buy the dip more tomorrow
stocks visual today:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779136850212351.webmthis is the least non-macro price action I've seen since I been making these. did any trading actually happen today?
>>62247084>announcing attacks and cancellations on social media>goat fuckers making ai lego propaganda videos about trump being a pedo who bows to jewsjust like...what a time to be alive lol
>>62247086it’s just funny to me that pumping is never irrational
>>62247102MUanon sold and tanked the market
>>62247102>since I been making theseHow are you pulling closing data and automating that?If nothing else, it feels like it gives a good overview of how the broad market performed, and seeing what each sector actually did
>>62247073You deserve what’s coming.
>>62247112Now remember, MUanon is skiddish, so we have a ways to go before we blast off
>>62247105I mean it depends on who you ask. Bulls are never going to admit pumping is irrational and bears aren't going to admit dumping is irrational. They just dance with words calling it corrections or priced in or dick up my ass.
>>62247096>not having a custom alert system for the president's Truths in real time even though he moves markets practically every dayngmi
>>62247122Pumping is usually a byproduct of performance. That's pretty rational to me.
>>62247084Taco Tuesday might have come early boys
>>62247127That is Trudeau
>>62247127Some times yes, but both you and me know there are companies valued in the gorillions despite not even turning profit. That's when you come into the esoteric reasoning and that anon has his point become validated.
>>62247038I wasn't working.
>>62247128Iran won't TACO though.No gaping hormussy crawling with seamen = no TACO
Only Nvidia can save us now
I was told that MU would be going to 1000+
What countries are you bullish on? I'm out of Korea, was bullish on it, but now 50+% of SK GDP is two companies. Japan, LatAm in general, and US I would buy China but not risking that shit as a US citizen when America can sanction China at any moment. Maybe I could set up a brokerage account in another neutral country and buy Chinese stocks that way, but I'm not sure if that would make me safe.
>>62247084Amazed this wasn't posted AH.
>>62247073WHY DO YOU FUCKS THINK EVERYONE IS FUCKING 20!!!
>>62247142>JapanWhat's your thesis there?
REMINDER THAT NVIDIA IS THIS WEEK
>>62247140.....Eventually
>>62247142Oh, yeah, Taiwan. And I have a big TSM position.
We desperately need a bullish win right now.In order to prove that america is the most powerful country we need the POTUS man to pick an increasingly weak, starving and vulnerable target that won't bother anyone.What's the weakest country that american rednecks hate that trump could immediately hit and say he has seized their assets to pump the stocks?Cuba is pretty weak yes, but I'm trying to think out of the box. What about panama? Greenland is pretty easy to take but europeans might not like it.The Solomon islands perhaps, or Liberia, trump could easily win those, they'll kneel the moment you show up, they have no money or military.
>>62247147Semiconductors and hard engineering I assume.I’m more interested in the bull case for LatAm
>>62247114I pull the 1min charts for each stock from yahoo using yfinance then feed price and volume data into a particle collision simulator. the data just controls set points and volume spikes
>>62247147Global leader in industrial components, manufacture, and automaton.
>>62247140Trust the plan. The bull thesis hasn't changed. These niggers forgot just how much money this is raking in
>>62247079No.Too many stocks are too expensive. I need $5 shit that turns into $30 stuff, like SNDK, fuck you
>>62247136After Iran I doubt trump, being the coward that he is, will ever invade a country that even looks like it can put up a fight
>>62247135>I wasn't working.This isn't you?>>62247009>IT V'S WHILE I'M WORKING
>>62247156It's not that I think LatAm is going to be a world leader. I have it as a value play, and think most LatAm countries are undervalued, and have a lot of room for growth.Between Japan, Taiwan, and LatAm I think I can capture a lot of global ex US economic growth. Without getting drug down by Europe and Africa.
>>62246510should i short my europoor market right now?
>>62247162You could buy NVDA x2 leveraged
why is european stock exchange doing so poor this year?
>>62247145I was talking about myself, anon.
>>62247122I just think the market is always irrational. But will trend up and to the right.
>>62247177>Why is the Europoor exchange being Europoor
>>62247177inflation is starting to ramp up. anyone with a brain is leaving the sinking ship.
>>62247145angry anon is arguably one of the best posters /smg/ has had in years, I love this guy lol
>>62247177signing a collective suicide pact is bad for investment
I went for a walk to get groceries and took the path by the river. I saw this cool turtle.I think he's a good omen for the market. Tomorrow will be green.
>>62247193I believe
I have lost 5k on silver computer and I’m going to revenge trade my way to 10k
>>62247193looks like a black swan to meWE'RE FUCKED
>>62247198We don't have swans here. Just ducks, geese, one seagull, crows, herons, occasionally bald eagles, and sometimes cormorants.
>>62247205
>SONY
>>62247189we had the cpi and ppi data a week ago the market pumped
If I buy snxx options calls maybe I can leverage myself enough to make my money back...
>>62247169Yes, at 3pm, not in the morning. I was driving to work and I have thought about making a play when SPX was at 7360 or whatever, it jumped when I looked at 3:20 to like 7400. But I didn't. I wanted that fucking jump all damn morning!
>>62247211*hugs and holds you*
>>62247208>TACOKek
>marchOil is a problem... because it is!>aprilOil is no longer a problem... because it isn't!>mayOil is a problem again... because it is!
>>62247216>TACOGODS
>>62247216The stock isn't even related to tacos...
I guess today could've been worse?
I shorted right when the damn rotation started into software again. Fucking Satanic market. Fuck this. How is Microsoft green when the market is red? What the fuck.
>>62247205>>62247208I appreciate your dedication but can you make your filter take context into account
Sell in May, Powell is gay
>>62247231Anyone who wold last May got fucked
>>62247190Thanks, I do try to have the BEST outbursts.
The 1 hour where futures are closed is incredibly gay
>>62247211If I needed to recoup money I'd dump it all into nvdu and sell the pump at some point
>>62247205JUST fuck my shit up, senpai.
>>62247205>BBC
Taco Tuesday came early.We're gonna pump.
>>62247230I cannot, no. It's very simple. I don't intend to make it more complex
>>62247249Don't tell anyone but that was me
hellowhy is market down?
>>62247274Purely technicals
>>62247274Tiny hats
>>62247274(((Purely socioeconomic factors)))
>What is the charge? Enjoying a short? a succulent Iranian short?
>>62247304Wheat chads eating good
>>62247304Cocoabros, when will it be our turn again
MU Negros - your response?
Believe all baggies. Never stop believing.
>>62247316When Tim Cook himself said prices are expected to increase? Nah
>>62247316"Kye-Hyun Kyung" sounds like how a One Piece villain would laugh.
>>62247322>prices will increasefor the consoomer
WOOOO
>>62247330This is true
>>62247316>the second half of next yearso over a year from now prices -might- begin to decline? Not really compelling FUD.
>>62247304Can you get this graph YTD?
I keep waiting for a crash to put my money in the market but it just never seems to come.
>>62247336
>>62247342coffee bros...
>>62247342shit, silver's only up 7.9%. fugggg
normies are finally waking up its on the front page of reddit now
>>62247352I know. I saw.
>>62247341It will when you buy.
>>62247354>>62247352Elon losing to AI (which is bullish but they hate Elon more than they hate AI) is what's on the front page
>>62247341what are you talking aboutthey happen like every couple years lol
>>62247352What is?
>>62247365t this is the best way you can troll 4chan:>go to any thread>say>normies are finally waking up its on the front page of reddit now>polfags go to reddit>click on one or two links>get pissed off because its reddit>dont find anythingi found the only way to troll 4chan
>>62247370Honestly incredible
The other good way to troll 4chan is to po
>>62247372i know
>>62247380Now I want to eat a hot dog
>>62247377whats ligma?
I don’t think Trump taco’d at all. You guys don’t understand ordo ab chao. It’s what this country is known for and founded on. Trump is actually extremely high IQ when you think about it. No other president is so steadfast and omnipresent like Trump. Every other president needs dozens of staffers to help them get through a presidency….not Trump. Trump is a one man wrecking ball. I love my president.
>>62247387NIGGER-RAPING TRVTH NVKE
>>62247384shit. now i do too.
>>62247385what does any of this have to do with steve jobs?
>NowsWelcome to kangaroo hell smiggers
>>62247387Trump is compromised and the Iran war is a total disgrace and humiliation ritual
>>62247396jobs was a gay nigger
>>62247316>W-we're not making that much money stop striking
>futures
>>62247403and if Iran builds a nuke and holds the world hostage ?
>>62247414Should've voted for Hyman
>>62247416my god... imagine the dip buying opportunity...
>>62247414Tushy Hymen...A nice fuck?
>>62247372>>62247370fuck, imagine doing that in any of those poor soul shitcoin threads. my heart is too pure to do it.
>>62247433You gave me a great ide
you did buy the dip right?
>>62247436i was hoping for someone who doesnt care about heaven to do it
>>62247454You're right. I'm sorry it was lying I shouldn't have done it
>futures>mu bounced back to $690 ahare we safe yet mubros?
>>62247453Let's see what Patrick Bet-David has to say.
>>62247034Hey buddy, you're supposed to buy more than 1 share, poorfag.
>>62247387Taco is cowardice
>>62247460Have you seen how much good news has been coming out? Hold
> futures
what movies does smg watch?
>>62247443Fuck your dead chicken bounce
>>62247457yes, very very bad.now link me up bro.
>>62247464Good news like what
>>62247466based chill turtlebro
>>62247470Like
I only lost $21 today from my real account thanks to small caps carrying me
>>62247481come on, spit it out.
>>62247470>Nvidia and Dell saying memory bottleneck is still on>LPDDR4X/4X rising 70-80% QoQ
>>62247488*4X/5XAlso another price target raise to 1.1k
>>62247487It was a joke smiggily wiggily, there hasn't been any good news. Only hopium inducing tweets.It will all come crashing down over the next 3 months, you've been warned.
when are we getting DDR6 memory these companies are making so much but still cant do anything new no wonder MU cant break 1T
>>62247497Two more yeard
so one fake tweet about not doing something that wasn't going to happen anyway and the market turns around?
>>62247505yes
>>62247505yesanything wrong with that?
once again thinking about all the gains /biz/ fudded me out .
>>62247505The tweet was very real
>>62247443>>62247468Why is it called chicken instead of cat here?
What are you boys slurping
>>62247505It was a truth, not a tweetAnd yesAlso probably another +2% day tomorrow
>>62247528For me it’s VOO and chill (and lose money gambling)
>>62247486Small cap ETFs were in the red today too, nigga.
>>62247505>Wait a second, the thing that always happens... happened?
>>62247528Too late to be slurping now. Should have done that on Monday. Didn’t have any money though otherwise it would have been BN
>>62247541Today is monday doe
>>62247505What? So I can reenter Micron and make back my $1500 loss by tomorrow? :DDDDD
>>62247528Lite is lookin' litty.
>>62247532Oops I was looking at ytd, fuck. Oh well I'm still up since April.
To save the future, we must fight the past
Tomorrow is gonna be a good day. Hope you guys didn’t listen to the bear propaganda and didn’t slurp.
>United States: Roughly 62% of Americans own stock directly or through retirement accounts like 401(k)swhat does the other 38% do?
>>62247552Draft kings and fentanyl
>>62247542I think he’s the old fuck who thought Alaska was next to Maine. Probably disoriented and confused
>>62247550Based
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/18/intel-ceo-says-foundry-is-gaining-momentum-as-customer-interest-grows.htmlgood press
>>62247524>>62247468CHICKEN ARISEARISE CHICKEN
Bake a new fucking thread
>>62247564Plenty of vibrant life here
>>62247564No.
>>62247564We can get to one MSFT share in this thread
>>62247560Arise!
>>62247564No money left in the budget
WHY THE FUCK IS THE VIX 17THE HORMUSSY IS SHUT TIGHTIT DON'T MAKE NO DANG OLD SENSE I TELL YOU HWHAT
>>62247584because the oil deficit is less than 100 million barrels/month and reserves are still over one trillion barrels. hiromoot complaining on twitter about plastic bag shortages in japan isn't a crisis
Why did Bill Gates dump their entire MSFT stash?
>>62247597erm he still owns the entire company
>>62247597Extreme jeetification
>>62247552buy physical gold
>>62247560I'm looking forward to adding more physical and virtual ounces this year.
>>62247596>one trillion >it's realHoly shit this hummussy thing really is nothing>>62247600>>62247597That reminds me did that poo into water machine that Bill made ever get pitched in India? They could've made billions off of that there
>>62247604lmao I completely forgot about that machine.....was that thing even real? Like you said, entire countries could benefit from that invention like India, imagine cleaning up the whole Ganges River with 1000s of those machines kek
>>62247552>money under their mattress because skeptical of financial institutions ("da joos" type)>money in HYSA, if that, because thinks the stock market is immoral (commies)>profligates and poor people, who are actually the same thing>dumb people who think investing is for millionaires>dumb kids who are financially illiterate, think investing is for 40 year olds
>>62247604open hormussy is amazing but we truly can live without it. we can't let them dictate everything just because we want it.
if you're a bear take one look at earningsyou're fucking stupidThese companies are printing
>>62247597Did he? Or are you thinking of the Bill Gates foundation maybe?
>>62247128it's tuesday in the middle east
>>62247618>FrierenGOD
Imagine seeing this and getting scareif you actually sold you're fucking stupidthis market is going to blow right past you when nvidia earnings drop
>>62247618But what if, for no reason whatsoever, companies cancel all orders and everyone deletes AI from everywhere?
Tomorrow will be the last day you ever see NVDA below $300You better buyNVDA quarterly earnings Wednesday are going to be more than the whole market cap of 90% of companies.
So why are we still pumping after market close
>6/18 QQQ 705c at ~$19.40>6/18 QQQ 705p at ~$16.60>QQQ at 705.88we're likely to see a -5% day on the nasdaq this week
>>62247644ok michael burry
>>62247640Market needs to shake out the retards before pumping higher. Bull runs only want smart people riding it.
>>62247644i don't trade options but aren't puts typically more expensive than calls? seems like a really bullish implication there
>>62247649If not this week, then the next one. Maybe the one after that. Definitely one of these weeks in the next 200 years. Screencap this
Think the neighbor girl rang the bell just as I was laying down to goon
>>62247665Saw her cat so she might have come over to check if I'd seen her pussy
>>62247524He's making a reference to aqua teen hunger force
>>62247655yes, not necessarily bearish by itself but this is EXTREME. never seen this before. every index, every expiry. collectively the market is dumping downside index protection to dealers and buying speculative calls from dealers. crazy fragile - in both directions thoughbeit. but you just know retards are piling into NVDA calls for earnings and vanna will kill them like always.
>>62247681It that where its from? Its been in my vocabulary for decades
>>62247686billy witch doctor dot com more comfortable with chicken
>>62247686https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ9dtZ8lYww
OIL BAGGOTS WTFWT
Being an Ausfag is suffering. I keep missing out on Trump's shenanigans while I'm sleeping and the markets here are closed.
I bought SOXL before market closed because I thought it would pump going into tomorrow and I’d swing trade it but it just keeps dumping lol
buy nvidia tomorrow or wait for the dump after earnings?
10yr treasury above the level where trump did the original TACO
>net worth: 1,006,460still right on the bubble... but we livin'
>>62247720>I'd be up there too if I didn't try to time the bottom and just bought back in MarchFug.The worst part about seeing yourself miss out on 50k potential gains is how it makes you want to take bigger risks to make up for the difference.
>mom gives me a bite of her salad>it has gelatin in the dressinggotta go purify myself in the ganges -_-'
>>62247731What
The world was a better place when sneedik and the like were pumping and everyone here was getting rich, even the people who bought in late. Feels like I lost more than money with this slump.
>>62247733i'll forgive her eventually. she didn't know better
>KOSPI in the gutterit's actually over for DRAM bandwagoners
>>62247740samsung workers say they want minimum 1 billion usd bonus or they wont work
two days of dips is going to get slurped up. Screenshot this
>>62247734I couldn't bring myself to buy any of the memory stocks. The only stocks I buy are companies I'd hold for the next 10 yearsmemory stocks are doing good for right now, and the memory companies are eating good for right now. But, memory is still a commodity and these companies making hand over fist right now will return to the norm once the shortage is alleviated.as someone in semis, this is my biggest worry as well, that semis become a commodity like memory. Especially all the money being pumped into semis right now will make that definite to happen.
>>62247710have diesel/gas prices been relatively tame over there past couple weeks?
>>62247744>But, memory is still a commoditynope
bros is this true
>>62247749Yes it is a commodity. Customers and computer manufacturers don't give a single fuck about who makes the memory. They only care what is the best bang for buck.
>>62247752I hope I got so much cash I’m ready for le dips
>>62247710Blueberry markets is an AUS dealer, they have CFDs on US stuff. Im Canadian. US brokers cant do leveraged metals.Also AUS does coal exports, lots of asian countries import energy
>>62247744Semis are in just as much danger and they're as as cyclical. When semis crash for good, I think that it's going to be even longer to recuperate the losses for those who are still invested.I managed to sell most of my memory positions and buy into companies in which I have faith long-term and I'm still losing money on the small position that I kept in DRAM and my semi positions are bleeding too. I tried to train myself to stop panic selling but I'm close to just exiting my memory and semi positions and losing the very nice gains that I had made over the past two weeks. I can't ignore inflation and the way that the entire world has been fucked just as hard as the Hormussy because of what closing the strait has done to reserves globally.
>>62247752more or less but check 1982, also a midterm election year, arguably also the last time a major business cycle started in the usa
>>62247754when does the shortage end?
>>62247758Semis aren't commoditied. Where the money that matters is, there is just Nvidia and AMD. For consumers there's a bit more players, like Qualcomm and Intel but semis aren't commoditfied for consumers either.It's very possible that semis will be commodified years from now, but that will take awhile.
>>62247740
>>62247756>>62247760wtffff is it safer to invest in korean dram this year
>>62247762Not until at least 2028.
>>62247752if you take all presidents 2nd years since 1960 and average them you get a flat return for that year
>>62247768>imageBecause assets follow a brownian and stochastic process and are not monotonically increasing
>>62247773That might be a neat idea, rather than looking at 50 or 200d averages, comparing it to the average of the seasonality data
>>62247764Semiconductors and adjacent tech hardware are literally commodities by definition dipshit. Once major data centers are built out then supply will outstrip demand and cause prices to freefall. Semis are a cyclical commodity and currently theres just huge demand pressure, but that won’t last forever.
coons n hebrews
It’s over for silver computer
>the final /smg/ everfare thee well, brothers
>kospi already at -2%it's over
>>62247793I'M FREEEEEEEE
Well looks like it’s time to hunker down with physical wheat
H*ck! I left a limit order on MU for reentry and forgot about it. Uhhhh... $800 again tomorrow, r-right? I'm leaving a limit sell for that amount and not looking a-a-again.
>>62247795why though?
>>62247777Witnessed
I cant believe the dram run is fucking over....
The baker forgot about you guys >>62247804
>>62247783robotics will be the next thing demanding semi chips, and when jensen creates his dream goal of an iCPU that has the graphics power of last gen GPU, chips demand will skyrocket even more.
>>62246510Im gonna hodl and keep working and keep stacking. It's never the end.
