one year later edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62252948
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>>62253768I'm pursuing my hobbies. My backhand in tennis is leveling up daily and soon I'll get my purple belt in just jitsu.Last night on my deck I was practicing moon breathing in the warm summer air. Then I did my kung fu katas and ran five miles.I'm retired early because I chose to not have children and I don't think I'd change that
It's over.
IQE is basically on sale right now and I have no spare cash to DCA. Fuck sake.
>>62253774Thirdies have 6 kids in their late teens and retire before they're thirty by living on their children's incomes
> nows
I am still making money off of sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
AIEEEE HELP ME MUGODS
Wtf is happening. My oilportf is dying!
Don't hide, just buy.
>>62253790wtf is going on with oil, trump literally just said he will resume strikes. FUCKING SELL you apes
DRAM PUMPING ON CEASEFIRE
>>62253784It's not making it if they end surrounded by thirdies though
>>62253790>>62253795The fall in prices will end the shortage and everyone can get back to normal.
one day, I will be rewarded for holding these MSFT bags
>>62253788WE'RE TRYINGIT'S HEAVY
>>62253799Tell that to the boomers living on cruise ships staffed fully with filipinos and in thai villas
ASTS failed launching their sats updue to this the share price went ??? up to 91what logic do space stocks follow?
>>62253788>>62253805sorry guys, i boughted at 800 which alerted my financial gangstalkers to dump it
>AMC up 15% today>INTC up 10% today>ASTS green>GME greenall of my bullshit indicators say get the fuck out
>>62253806Those thirdies retiring off their 6 kid slaves aren't going on cruise ships. They're selling their kids to be the slaves of first worlders and one or two probably get abducted to some trafficking scenario
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>Buy gold, gold never crashes right?>War starts - rugged>Okay I'll buy SHEL and BP it's a no-brainer right?>Rugged.>Okay the crude oil price is clearly rigged, I will buy AEP instead. Ain't no-one rigging palm oil>Indonesian government announces they're rigging the export price. Rugged.I think I'm just going to go all in on semiconductors. I hate AI with all my soul but that is clearly where all the money and political support is going. If I get rugged on that then at least I will go homeless knowing that AI finally fucking died.
My nvda calls are already printing
PAKISTANIS DONE IT AGAIN LMAOoil inventories at massive drawdown and the pakis rug it
>>62253824How do calls compare to just buying the stock? I buy NVDA once or twice every week, but never ventured into options. What's the difference in ROI?
>>62253824>printing>its just 40 bucks
>>62253420i... i know i said i was long earlier but actually i was just purposefully timing the top so i could switch to short and time the bottom too... thank you all for filling my gama-chan
>>62253809Should've bought the dip, space is the current meme play until SpaceX IPO. Y'all are still bag holding semis but it's not too late to get on the space elevator
>>62253809Industry hype for space cuz of musky's Spacex IPO just look at RKLB's insane gains in the past two weeks alone. The ASTS launch was Baldie Bezo's fault, Blue Origin fucked it up ASTS was the victim so market is not assigning blame fully on them.
Why incel aymd and ame only?Memory pump where?
>>62253757Not-FOMOing-into-korea-againsisters ... not like this ...
>>62253768Everyone seems to be expecting a crash. There won't be one.>But muh bond yields!US30Y has been steadily climbing for the past five years. Shut the fuck up. Who gives a shit?>But muh stretched AI valuations!It's no longer strictly software companies laying off employees and replacing them with AI agents. AI revenue is just beginning to ramp up, and adopters' margins will improve greatly as well. S&P500 will hit 10000 by 2027 EOY, screenshot this.
>>62253831Nigga thats enough for a rock to smoke
I have no clue why my portfolio had a hearthattack. Where news at?
>>62253840sorry I dont speak broke
>>62253844>NewsOkay boomer
>>62253830Calls have a convex payoff structure. Nonlinear. You lose more easily but when you win you also win bigger.>what does that meanReally complicated to explain, ask ChatGPT.
>>62253822AEP might have rugged prematurely. They sell all their crop to local mills in Indonesia who then produce the palm oil.They may well be one stage removed from the government intervention.Their rubber crop is not compromised and their Malaysian palm oil is still fine for export. Market might be pricing in a bit too much fear here. I'm holding it.
>5-star wall street analyst revamps Micron stock price targethow do you get stars?
>>62253836what app is this anon?
>>62253827>Citing sourcesGetting mighty sick of this bullshit.
>>62253830instead of linear 1 to 1 movement you get a multidimensional planar movement in relation to the greeks you need a phd in multvectoral calculus as a bare minimum to get into options
>>62253822>I think I'm just going to go all in on semiconductors.keep your bad luck away from my stocks, buddy
>>62253856You shoot the police helicopter with an rpg when they show up.
Why so green? Bears had a thesis.
>>62253830Implied leverage = Delta x (underlying stock price÷option premium)
>>62253830selling puts on high beta tickers = account takeoff
>>62253866>Why so green?Pakis lied again. Probably Jewish Pakis.
>>62253860just buy every time the paki 'sources' chirp up and you'll make out fine
BIG GREEN DILDOS UP BOBOS HAIRY ASS
semis lookin GOOD, nigga
watching my port take a lil -4% skinny dip
>>62253793based>>62253822how are you down on BP anon? I bought a small lot in mid-January of this year and even I'm up over 33% as of writing thisif you rotate into semis, buy SOXL but wait for a few consecutive red days in a row to jump in, e.g. this week- playing the range of $140 to $170.
I'm skunked out of my MU puts. It's just not fast enough and people unwinding calls isn't going to push it through and into negative gamma like yesterday/monday.
what is the risk for space stocks?
>>62253885Failure to launch.
>>62253885Liquidity
>>62253863hmm let me test your theory out..now seems like a great time to go long on oil!! all in! to the moon!!
>wait a month for a pullback >it only drops 3 fuciing % then retardpumps it back in 2 daysNigger nigger nigger nigger Wake me up when there's a 30% drop or something buying at these prices is fucking impossible
>>62253885alien invasion
>>62253894what are stocks to hedge against this?
>>62253840thats enough for a couple mcdonalds dinner i see that as a fat win
>>62253897The space laser and battery stocks
>>62253894Wouldn't an alien invasion be incredibly bullish for space stocks?
>>62253897great questionoff the top of my head my first picks would be healthcare and defense
Based on the price of oil, the strait is open now, yes?
>>62253881I bought in March. Do you think NVDA earnings will be good? >>62253863If I go down, the entire U.S economy is going down with me!>>62253852It will take weeks to months for the dust to clear. Continued government interference will scare off a lot of investors. Who knows what else they have planned.
>>62253897JNJ, ABBV, etcit will be like war of the worlds except they will unleash covid 3.0 to kill the aliens on purpose
>HEEeeeeEEESSS HEREeeeEEE!>who is Dr. Crain?>THE BUSSYmannnn!
>>62253788ANON? WHAT'S WRONG
fakest pump I've never seen, cant even pass resistance
>>62253866SANDISK TO A MILLION DOLLARS PER SHARE
I could've sold for a million if I didnt sell early.Fuck timing the market
>>62253908>Who knows what else they have planned.They are planning to add yet more commodities in the coming weeks. I smell a court case.
NVDAfrens how we feeling?
>The company (NVDA) has beaten analyst estimates for revenue in 14 straight quarters.Imagine if I was the one who finally broke this? I'm going all in. This is my chance to finish AI for good. I'm going all in to save humanity.
>>62253925Sorry no digits. Not happening.
HAHAHA /SMG/ FOMOS INTO MU AND DRAM AT THE TOP AND IT DUMPS HAHAHA
>>62253928>FOMOGODS
>>62253925i want to short NVDA but im scared
>>62253940yeah nigga just short the most successful company in the last decade at the forefront of a major revolution in human history
if nvda doesn't shit the bed kospi is gonna pump overnight and dram will be giga back
Anything that's won 14 in a row is overdue a loss.
>>62253923Break through the resistance Jensen, we <3 you!???
>>62253943some people are just excellent at losing money
>>62253943>>62253940NVDA is D.O.N.E. I'm buying now.
THE BUSSYMAN STRIKES AGAIN!AHAHAHAHA PRINT PRINT PRINT PRINT!A CAN OF COKE TO $1000!
>>62253923>>62253947Jensen knows what's on the line. He's America's biggest ally. Trust the plan...
>>62253940shorting NVDA is the worst decision ever. nobody ever reads my shit but AI dominance has been made a national security directive by the US. even if AI completely flops commercially it will still receive trillions of dollars over the next few years from the US government. coupled inflation 100% AI port is literally the most conservative investment you can make.
why pump?
Yields and the dollar are falling 10x as fast as they moved up, this is not looking good for the golden bear>>62253957"final stages" of talks with iran
Any bulls want to make the case as why this time is different then the 50 other times in the past month a deal was "imminent"?
everytime the market pumps, the dollar dumps.as a eurochud, this is very annoying :/
>people believe a deal is imminentKEK Thanks for the oil dip retarded investors
>>62253961...Noo.....
>>62253957because, according to "sources", pakistan will "maybe" present a "rephrased" list of the same things tomorrowits go time
>>62253965this time is different
the bull will be unleashed after hoursenjoy the final slow day
I am making money on shorting MRAM. I will revenge trade my losses back to even.
>>62253955It dumps regularly on good earnings though.
Is we getting free gasoline or something? What’s with the oil rugging
Why incel is such a scat stock
>>62253961Babe, stop reading the news, especially stop listening to poltards, and start listening to me. I will lead you right.
>>62253960>final stagesAgain?
>>62253980Starts big then loses to amd every single time
>>62253979Oil rugging has nothing to do with gasoline. That will continue rising in price.
>>62253978then slurp the dip. the are a military contractor now.
i will diamond hands my NVDA calls
Based BasedZased
>>62253978It's low risk high gain. The dip gets bought every time.
>>62253988Yea but why’s it tanking? Did they announce that dinosaurs aren’t real and oil is replenished naturally by the earth?
>>62253961Iran is folding. They can't take the pressure. They had to let through two supertankers today.
The meltdown begins today. Screen cap this.
Not a fan of Berkshire but i share a long position with them. Holding 15jan35C on SIRI.
>>62253961this is the last chance to get out and bulls dont seem to get it
the market wants to dump so bad its insane
>>62254001Failed trips of deception.
>>62254003>IM WARNING YOU BRO ITS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET OUT PLEASE BRO PLEASE MY FUCKING PUTS AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>62253916I was MECHANICALLY insane for having sold my DRAM LEAPs. Why the LEAPs? Calls on DRAM or DRAM itself will never be as cheap again as ~current month or this summer.
Epsteinanon has mindbroken me. I literally never even think of selling anymore, I just immediately picture big E telling me to let goyim deal with the real world.Then I just buy the dip. And it's worked every time.
boom. done for the day.
No matter what happens someone is going to come out of the woodwork saying "I told you so"None of you know anything.
>>62254012>WHY DIDDNT I LEAVE WHEN THE MARKET RETURNED TO MY ENTRY PRICE FOR A BREAK EVEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHyou next week, or even tomorrowlol.
>>62253997Pakis lied again. A trickle of oil for through again and the UK loosened russian sanctions today. It's all bollocks though. Nothing has really changed.Pakis are being Jews.The two tankers mean nothing when strait can close again tomorrow.Russian exports are sanctioned by Ukrainian drones these days, not government legalities.
walter bloomberg can suck my cock
>>62254003readconsidercomprehend
The thing is JP Morgan's talked about how the royal "they" all think there's going to be a deal by June 1st because that's when they think physical supply constraints start to really be a pain point. That's the basecase that's priced in by people in the futes. But I don't expect oil to escape its current range as we approach that deadline. The June 1st number was magical thinking in the first place and they'll simply move the magical thinking date back.
>>62253955My brother in christ this year I've crashed gold, two banks, two oil companies and now AEP. You don't understand how finished NVDA is right now.
you know its all fake because bitcoin isn't going up
>>62254014
Much Worse
Nvidia earnings must be dogshit if orange man has to pump the markets this much ahead of time
>>62254028Causation and correlation
>>62254020I bet on America lil bobo. Try it sometime!
Let’s go klarna let’s go klarna
>>62254014For me it was capslock anon
I just bought a fuckton of oil. Death or Gladiols.
>>62254035It will be fun in here if Nvidia miss.
>>62254024dont need toyields being artifically kept down by taco tweets and yen rising is all i need to knoweventually its gonna burst and market will do at least a 20% correction on SPY alone
>>62254015You're doing a and p calls?How much do you need to do this and how risky is this?
>>62254046Basically a 0% chance of a miss. It’s just how the market reacts to the beat.
>>62254007I wasn't even trying for them. Doom(tm) is just that close
>>62254046It's going to be fun when they don't miss and you have to watch us all getting rich from the sidelines
>>62254040betting on america after that china summit
>>62254050I made 400 bucks off selling a couple ATM put spreads 10 pts wide into the morning dump. Then closed it when we mooned. I also trade 2 SPX contracts at a time to day trade. Yes it’s risky. But I can’t go back.
>>62254046Screencap my posts >>62253822 >>62253925 I did it.
>>62254055Yes, that will be fun too. Then you can stop gambling and join the rest of us.
>>62254035>Nvidia earnings must be dogshityou will eat these words while handing over all your mako...
>>62254048>eventuallyis a long time.
>>62254048
>>62253961250th July FourthThere can't be anything big going on and around that week, which means everything wraps up in the next month.
ok but the ai bubble JUST collapsed
>>62254073FUCK
Im up 13% on RKLB since.. yesterday
Nvidia about to go nuclear tonight
>>62254073We’re gonna go up until these guys make videos about how it’s never crashing.
inb4 "i should have sold on this pump"
>>62254075*eyes bulge like Steve Merchant*
>>62254068>>62254076Screencap >>62253925It's over.
>>62254079Yes. I'm not going to deny its a bubble but tops are not called by the midwit masses.
>>62254073Those Softbank retards are probably going to be the canary in the coalmine for when the bubble actually pops
>>62254081I bought the dip (here) as they say
>>62254096>dipbuyingGOD
>>62254085I meant nuclear in both ways desu, no idea what to expect since it's dumped so often on great earnings
Pakistan won
So it's official. Investing on fundamentals doesn't work. You can buy some company with perfect financials (AEP literally had zero debt) and it rugs on news. Meanwhile tech stocks keep going up on momentum alone no matter what the news.
>>62254108Our stocks DO have fundamentals doe
You should sell, I have a strong urge to sell but won't because my greed is even stronger. For the past 7 years a dump commenced 100% of the time in these situations. Be warned.
>>62254103>trades flat because there's so many puts and callsOption seller chads win again (not me)
>>62254108Pretty much everyone acknowledges we are in an irrational market anonYou should be buying on vibes and not logic right now
Market going slowly up just to tank aftermarket.
>>62254103I wasn't dumb enough to go all in on the single stock. I went all in on a semiconductor ETF.
Bittersweet gainz on my remaining long positions ...
David SOXL was right again…
I’m considering buying a lil nuh vidya puts to hedge a washout tomorrow. Really it’s just to guarantee that we are nuclear green though.
>>62254108>Anon discovers the liquidity cycleIn a momentum market, safe-haven stocks get cannibalized for capital to chase the tech pump.
>>62254108>It rugsIt DIPS, anon. And you're supposed to buy when it dips. The people who tell you that you can't time the market mean the absolute bottom trade, not dips.
>>62254110Some do. MU fundamentals seem alright. Even NVDA despite the wack MCap. But others such as PLTR, TSLA and INTC are a joke.
>Clear right shoulder of a head and shoulder on SPY>Smiggers and Smegros ape all in regardless to the 'pump'Sometimes I forget I'm surrounded by idiots.
adding to 1DTE puts
BOBO IS A LITTLE SISSY BITCH TO THE BIG GREEN COCK
>>62254135Exactly. Every bubble doesn’t just blow to inflate. It sucks somewhere else.
AEP baggies, I don't hold the stock but here's what I read:They aren't outright banning palm oil exports, it seems like right now, they're just proposing that all exports have to go through the national wealth fund. They explain that currently, the government is missing out on taxes because companies declare exports at a lower value than they are in reality ('under-invoicing'). >during a speech to lawmakers on Wednesday, Prabowo announced that starting with palm oil, (...) would require all shipments to go through a government-created company. The effort, he said, was intended to curb “under-invoicing and under-accounting” and to have a greater say in price.But it's not just the disruption of the free market that seems to be scaring traders, it's the signal that the president is taking more control over the commodities. Apparently, the current president is an ex-general and he has an unfriendly stance towards foreigners profiting from the country's resources. The government also has a recent history of forcibly seizing plantations, making them state-owned. so in conclusion, thirdy dictator tier president fucking up the free market again. When will the browns learn they need us whites?https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-20/iran-says-us-attacks-would-trigger-retaliation-beyond-middle-easthttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-18/nvidia-s-ceo-says-china-will-open-its-market-to-ai-chips-from-us
DRIP kings. How long can we hold before volatility decay stunts our gains?
>Trump says "deal is in the final stages">Says immediately afterwards that if Iran doesn't do a deal then he will bomb them again>Oil drops 5%So how is a deal in the "final stages" if he's unsure Iran will accept the offer and is threatening to bomb them? How do the markets just drop like like over contradictory statements
>>62254108AEP hurts. NGL. It was a belter but for a retarded government.
>>62254159drop like that over*
>>62254159Not the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, six, or seventh time that shit has happened.Markets live in their own reality. Just accept it and prepare for tacos and other market manipulation
>>62254159don't worry about it dude, the markets know a lot more than any of us
>reddit down 6.5% on no news9gag won...
>>62254156thirdies nationalising industries just to run them into the ground is so funny man, when will they learn?
>>62254141>dipsThis was more than le dip.
STOP KEKENING
>>62254159The (((investors))) who control the market prices don't like uncertainty, but lucky for (((them))) they already received word that we are a go for operation power plants and bridges boss.
>missed the dip again
>>62254145I was washed out from short term puts today.
>>62254170
>>62254164I could understand if then after a deal doesn't happen the price went back to the same amount as before the comment but it doesn't, it takes nearly two weeks, Trump could just do these announcements before the future contracts are set and tank oil sub $90 every month at this rate
Why so SIRIus
I make 40% return on Rocket Lab I will be able to afford gas this summerthis is the wigger way
>>62254156AEP doesn't even trade indonesian palm oil. It sells it's palm crop to local mills who then process it and the mills sell/export the oil. It might be completely sheltered from this. They still have their Malaysian palms and rubber plantations that are unaffected.
>>62254141It will probably go back up tomorrow but I'm just tired. AEP went sideways for virtually all of April. Finally got a big pump a week ago and now this happens. I am serious about rage-buying tech stocks. I really fucking hate tech, I din't even use a smartphone. I want to see it die. Whether they crash or rip it's a win for me either way. Unless it just goes sideways from now on lol.
>>62254170Lmao. You're going to buy the AEP bottom.
>>62253925>I'm going all in to save humanity.and in the process you saved yourself!
>>62254174buy reddit but unironicallyit's gonna do a V because there's literally no news
everything is going as planned. this couldnt be a more perfect setup.
>>62254185That's the spirit lad. You either destroy tech or finally make some gains.Win/win for you.
>>62254126Short Speaki
>>62254157Haha nigga how is volatility decay real hahaha just hold a stock that always goes up>>62254166>9GODS
>CBRSwhat happened
and to imagine there was a CHUD willing to DO ME THE FAVOR of RELIEVING ME of my OIL BAGS at 101.55 not but 3 hours ago so i could make $200. THANKS CHUD, I WOULD SAY I OWE YA ONE, BUT... NAAAAAAA IM GOOD
>>62254189Imagine the bulls rushing to provide bobos with entry liquidity after a huge nvidia beat
>>62254182I mean, if you're messing with supply and demand, then the whole chain will get disrupted, so also the crops.and btw, their rubber revenue accounts for like less than 1% of their revenue or something, they're not even expanding in that bussines...
>>62254188>May 20th News Release:>We’re expanding the tools available to app advertisers to better automate the work that drives growth so they can stay focused on the outcomes that matter most to them.>Max campaigns, now available in beta for app campaigns, are Reddit’s automated campaign type, built to optimize campaign settings for every impression. Across early split tests, Max app campaigns delivered an average 15% reduction in CPA and a 28% increase in results volume.4 That momentum is already showing up in advertiser results, with DocMorris seeing a 20% lower cost per install and a 73% lower purchase CPA.5>“Max campaigns drive stronger performance with less manual work for app advertisers,” said Jyoti Vaidee, Reddit’s VP of Ads Product. “Powered by AI and Community Intelligence™, they improve efficiency through features like automated targeting, smart creative asset rotation, and Top Audience Personas reporting, giving marketers more ways to optimize every impression.”>App Event Optimization helps advertisers move beyond installs and optimize toward the in-app conversions that matter most to their business, whether that is a sign-up, trial start, or purchase. By using machine learning on app event signals, it allows advertisers to reach users who are more likely to go beyond just installing the app. Now in GA, App Event Optimization has driven an average 22% improvement in CPA, proving it can lower costs while driving more meaningful business outcomes.6 AllTrails is a strong example, seeing a 28% lower Start Trial CPA and a 39% increase in Start Trial conversionsMaybe the market thinks RDDT's approach to ads isn't working? Either that or it's just a typical sell the news moment.
>>62254166New Google AI assisted search engine has sparked fears that it will circumvent reddit hits.I'm going to slurp in the $130's. Basedboys love their reddit regardless.
>>62254196This shit needs to go down to $50 before I buy it
>>62254196they ran up the price at IPO to 6x what it's worth
>>62254189Oh, just realized this was some kind of bull post...don't forget to use a little leverage to maximize your gains
>>62254156>The government also has a recent history of forcibly seizing plantations, making them state-owned. Yeah I'm out. This is some Hugo Chavez shit.
>>62254199Rubber at ten year highs though so improved margin. As for the state involvement it may yet turn out to be a nothing burger. Doubtful but I was busy getting a two year old and a 7m old to nursery this morning during the dump so I'm bagholding now and I have to remain hopeful. I saw it was down 6%. Looked for news, saw nothing. Posted here that it was barting for anyone looking for an entry then popped out for 40m. Returned to a 25% drop. Any other day........ Cest la vie.
>>62254200it's already down though check the 6 month vwapit might be the google thing the other anon mentioned but I don't see that being the deal since reddit is an ocean of AI scraping data and google knows not to overfish by killing their traffic, they have a deal with thempeculiar movement for a stock with 30% net margin and insane growth
>>62254171Looks like a dip to me.
>>62254203>>62254205There’s an options chain now. I bought a couple OTM put spreads for July kek
Can someone explain to me what the stock market actually is Is it similar to a ponzi scheme? I buy a share of Google at 40 p/e on the hopes that is will eventually go to $1000 and then I can sell it to someone else right?But once it reaches 1000 and it's future outlook plateaus, what benefits do stock holders get? Dividends?
Is it stupid if I own sndk options and snxx, should I just go all in one or the other
>>62254210>The government also has a recent history of forcibly seizing plantations, making them state-owned.Illegal plantations responsible for deforestation.
>>62254226The potential to get gamma raped on leveraged underlying kinda sucks desu
>>62254222You are giving a company money so that they can use it and, as a reward for helping, you have say in how the company operates and if the company grows you are repaid. It's just like a loan.
>>62254222Don't think too hard about it. Just buy low and sell high.
>>62254222Yeah basically. At the end of the day you justify your value, in shares, such that you Own a Percentage of a Big Important Company. And that has value the same way gold or whatever has value, because it's Big and Important and an Institution and You get to own a part of it.But the actual value would be in dividends if it's done growing. There's a ton of companies that are proud of their dividend aristocrat status. It's all gay and made up but it's great.
>>62254231Only IPOs inject capital into a company. Everything else is just people trading shares between each themselves.
>>62254231>You have a sayYou have a (Y/n) vote on some vague promises like "Don't be evil".
so micron is trending down now, who actually buys into that down trend? i don't get it
More DOT or more GAUZ?
>>62254236Okay fine but SOMETIMES the companies buy the shares back or sell more shares for money>>62254237This is true but it's something
>>62254222yis
>>62254201Good. Reddit is full of retards. Hate asking google a question and they source Reddit.
>>62254236Offerings?
>>62254243Nah mate this is a descending wedge
>>62254245>1488 Oy vey don't let the Gentile know
>>62254231>You are giving a company moneyno you're trading in the secondary market where another person just like you gets the money and what you do own is a claim on the company's residual income after they pay off their debt and taxesthat's it
>>62254246It's the illusion of something.That's the thing with holding divvy stocks vs growth stocks. Yes, the growth stocks will grow more, but to realize that growth you have to shed your position, while divvy stocks pay out and you keep all your shares.
>>62254228>he believes the government's propaganda
>>62254258>volume: 540bid: 0
>>62254243It’s technically overbought so it’s gotta go down a bit before moving higher. These are just the rules of stocks.
>>62254229this memory datacenter market can only last for so long, I should just leverage to infinity before it all comes crashing down desu
>>62254256maybe, but shouldn't you wait for some green candles before buying into it? it just seems weird to try to time it perfectly buy buying into it now
>>62254261>after they pay off their debt and taxesand reinvestment of course for the nerds out there chasing growth hoes
>>62254271They way I see it, I know MU will get to a certain price, so any price I buy in that is lower than that price (or the previous high considering the massive bullish comments being made) is a good price
>>62254108>>62254110the stock market is fundamentally jewishbuy securities so you can avoid dealing in the real world
>>622542262x ETFs only make sense if you are unsure whether the company will truly be above the strike price at expiration
>>62254156oh, those are the wrong articles>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-20/indonesia-s-radical-export-experiment-upends-its-commodity-trade>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-19/indonesia-plans-to-tighten-state-control-over-commodity-exports>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-01-04/indonesia-s-prabowo-tightens-grip-on-plantations-mines-with-vast-land-grab
Fellow scam stock owners. When are we gonna hear any news about GAUZ?
>>62254278IVE NEVER BEEN MORE SURE IN MY LIFE, FUCK IT DOOD, IM GOING ALL IN
>>62254222Share price is based on two things:1. it's a coupon certifying you to own part of the business. Thus derives the value of the share.2. The share price is based on how surprising the company is (either positively or negatively).There are no other factors. This is not some figure of speech. There are no other factors. P/E etc. doesn't actually matter, it's not a mechanical factor determining the price of a share.
>>62254222Dividends were the original reason stock securities existed. Companies would sell ownership and that ownership would be paid parts of the profits of the company. Then the fact that ownership could get more valuable become vastly more profitable than the dividends to the point dividends stopped mattering for the majority of the stock market. The only way it's different from a Ponzi scheme is that the company does actually exist and make money which your ownership entitles you to some part of. However, modern stocks can be completely divorced from the total assets of the real company with their market caps being worth several times what the company itself actually has any given moment. In that essence where stocks are valued more by sentiment than actual company value, it essentially becomes a community Ponzi scheme different in that there's no one perpetrator, but a whole bunch of independent people riding the wave together in a fucked game of chicken that might not actually ever end.There's also voting rights, but god fuck the average nobody common person investor does anything with that. Also, if the company goes bankrupt and they liquidate everything, you're entitled to your proportion of the proceeds, however usually stocks are setup that these go to very specific types of stock owners as the vast majority of stock is non-preferred.
How do we solve the jeet problem?
>>62254222some stocks trade on vibes (see tsla)
anyone feel cool holding stock and calls but mostly being cash? It’s like if I’m wrong and the market goes up I make money and if I’m right I can deploy so much cash. While you are bulls and bears deal with the real world I play both sides. I am become Jew destroyer of Goyim.
>MU dipped because the strike was resolved last-mnuteDamn gooks and their...diplomacy
I'm up 43% on SPAIF
>>62254285dont do it, trump is literally telling you hes gonna start the bombing again
>>62254295just sell calls to yourselfand buy puts from yourself while your at itplaying both sides!!!
I am still making money on tqqq calls
>>62254290>market caps being worth several times what the company itself actually has any given moment.Intel had 32B cash on hand Q1 (down from 35B) Cash Per Share: $6.53so they are at 30x right now>several timeslmao
>>62254276>And yet security prices plunge when inflation increasesExplain it to me, anons!
>INTCWHY IS IT DROPPING
>>62254305what's the implied volatitty on those cannons?
>>62253824im too stupid to know how to do calls
so is this the last exit pump before that warsh fellow takes his new role and crashes the entire world with no survivors?
>>62254317if you’re curious enough you can learn. And don’t worry if you dont get it the first time it’ll eventually stick and become intuitive. But also at the same time don’t go crazy on options
>>62254317I dont either I buy at the money on big dips
>>62254317best way to learn is by backtesting and using paper money on thinkorswim
>>62254317I honestly don't recommend options if you don't like math.You will average out to not better than QQQ if you don't do a lot of math. Like, it's not even a debate.Stupid income strats like selling puts or the wheel excepted, but these barely beat the market
>>62254310It's not just cash, but assets as a whole. Intel's doing way better in that regard at least.What's really fucked are the companies that are perpetually in debt due to how they function.
>>62254312should of left, it gave you a chance.your level of greed is a sin
>>6225409050% of all invested capital in America is held in 401ks and IRAs
>>62254338>Incredibles: Rise of the Underminer
*quietly pumps*
AMZN was close to 50% profit ($300) after only 1 day of holding but unfortunately I didn't close my position.
>>62254343>CRWDGODS
>>62254312Because I bought. I warned you.
>>62254343>cybersecurity pumpbased
>>62254351Based reverse Midas toucher
I need to learn how to do puts before bear season
I have $18k to spare. What do I buy?
What time are NVDA earnings in UK time?
MRAM is going to fucking 0
>>62254362MRAMGODS what happened to us?
>>62254362MRAMsissies I don't feel so good
>>62254360a gic for 5 years at 2.5% annual rate
>wanted to scalp oil futures for a couple %>it's just been pissing and shidding itself all day with no end in sightat least I waited
DRAMSISTERSWE'RE CRABBING AGAIN
>>62253856>how do you get stars?I only know of one way.
>>62254361According to Google AI 9:30
>>62253881I got shaken out Monday after losing 60% and didn't even log on yesterday.
>>62254366>>62254367Its gonna be volatile, hold on babes. Show courage.
Is it over for Berkshire?
emergency fund baggies, theres nothing for you to buy. go to bed.
>>62254362>>62254366>>62254367>Form 144>Filed by: Aggarwal Sanjeev
>>62254382waiting until now to double its Google position is a bit funny
>>62254317Don’t bother, stocks are fake and gay. It’s all controlled by insiders
>>62254382They've underperformed SPY over the past 5 years. It's over.
>>62254382Their SIRI position will print
>>62254390buffet leaving finally unshackled them from the most powerful strategy buy high sell low
>>62254398>LOWE'SGODSIf only there an inverse LOWE'S ticker named SLOW
>>62254382I told you people, Berkshires valuation is at least 30% Buffetts image. They have some massive downside potential.
>>62254397Overall he just seemed to do nothing. Sure if the market is overvalued I get it but he didn't move into energy or defensive
I feel like something is about to happen just as I type this. Something... big.
>>62254405*looks at your pants*
>>62254395unc gave up on investing and decided to just live off interest, lowkey goals
>>62254401Why doesn’t Greg Abel just buy SPY leaps? Is he stupid?
>>62254395it's even more confusing because google is the type of company he loves. Huge moat and high cash generation from ads and then TPU's
>>62254412>>62254412>>62254412
>>62254379I was washed out @ lost 50% from my ATH, which admittedly lasted all of 3-4 days. From my May high averages it was more like 33%
>>62254421:(
>>62254345bearGOD
AdvancedMoneyDistributor
>>62254362>he sold
>>62254401precisely why I bailed. Abel is just another guy.
>>62254421I lost about 15% off of my high for the month, but it was all calls which were all down significantly. Right before I bought those calls, I put 75% of my port into long term holdings.
