focused in my lane thriving dumphone only flow state dopamine engaged edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious >>62255700
Getting ready to sell 400k worth of crypto. How long will I have to stay in bonds before can slurp a massive crash/dip?
>>62256495I don't see any bear narrative right now. FOMC minutes today should quiet the bond market too.
I think this is the strangest OP image I've seen in a while.Also>cigarettes>inhalerI bet youre fat
> futures
>deploy the weekly goypium rumor article>barak axios: yes master>oh and make it extra retarded this time>
>inhaler>cigarettes
GO ALL IN ON THE DIP
>buy dram calls>its up 2%
>>62256505not my image, got it of reddit for the meme worthiness... it was a serious image on r/dumbphones
>>62256514>OP using images pulled from plebbit for the thread starterthis is why we can't have nice things.
Everytime I want to get into stocks prices are at ATHI feel like if I bought in now, I'd be buying the top. But I also know that if I don't buy, prices will continue going higher at what they are at now will be considered cheap.Just once, I'd like to consider getting into stocks during a crash, but most crashes happen without me hearing about it.
>>62256521>wawawaI'm a RDDT holder since IPO, I make money while redditors live rent free in your head
>>62256522timing the market requires more of your attention than passive DCAing
>>62256528>RDDT holder since IPO>I make moneynot at the price it's at right now you don't bro who you kidding?t. slurped the dip yesterday
>>62256528damn mixed up RDDT and CBRS in my head but still why hold RDDT at 40x P/E if you had the chance to cash out a clean 2-3x???
>>62256528I don't even think about plebbit at all on an ordinary day. You mentioned plebbit, so I responded once it was brought up, retard-kun. Man, you're dumb!
>>62256495Just do, a heavily hedged portfolio. 40% short duration bonds, 10% managed futures, 5% gold, 5% REIT, 20% low volatility stocks, or low volatility dividend stocks, and 20% equal weight SP500. This would be a very low volatility portfolio, but also capable of growth. When there's a downturn, you can start shifting the weights to get more aggressive.this is a very low risk allocation. With crashes over the last 15 years, you might get a 10% draw down at the most. But in normal years, you could return 7% a year.
USARUSARUSAR
>>62256522Stocks are usually at ath and will keep going higher. Its just that simple.
>>6225653560% growth plus over the past 7 straight quarters? A forward P/E ratio of 34 is cheap bro>>62256539>it's not living rent free in my head but I hold strong opinions that i NEED to share on it any time it's mentioned!!!ok fag
>>62256459Thoughts on Lightwave Logic ($LWLG)? I've been researching photonics play and personally, I'm less bullish on euro or jap companies desu
I was just reviewing the '22 to bear market and how it stacks up to current conditions and things were astronomically worse in '22. That's all.
>>62256543>>62256495by the way, managed futures, REITs, and 20% low volatility stocks will pay out dividends. So you'll be getting dividends from the vast majority of your portfolio. The only things not ayng dividends or very little will be gold, and the equal weight S&P 500 paying very little dividends. If you'd rather not have equal weight SP500, you could just change that to put more in low volatility divdend etf, so it would be 40% low vol instead.
SPY fixing to turn green I reckon
>>62256555I read up after yesterday's dip and it seems a lot of that growth is supposed to taper off in the coming quarters and I think their US DAU targets are a tiny bit ambitious and that's the risk I see with AI they're too concentrated in the one country that's basically ripe for AI A/B testing that could ruin one quarter and shift sentiment for a whileI think 160 short term and 200 by end of year is possible but it's still a risky bet I feel like
>>62256522You could probably get over that psychological barrier by incrementally buying into the market. Like 10% of your cash per month. Sort of simulating DCAing.It's irrational, the best thing to do is put it all in right now, but better than fuding forever.
>futures
>>62256495LOLOLOLOLOL
>samsung ceasefire in effect>+6%MY DRAM CALLS ARE ABOUT TO POP OFF SO FUCKING HARD WHEN I WAKE UP
At present there’s only one thing to fear and that’s the hentai virus.Claude refused to talk to me about it, Trump made a big deal of redirecting to talk about Ebola (nothingburger, happens every year because Africans refuse to not have a big funeral where everyone in the village rub themselves all over the dead person) as is all the news to redirect attention.If it’s made its way into Africa it’s joever. If they shut it down then we head to the moon.At present there’s only are rumors it has made its way into ZA and Zimbabwe but these are not confirmed.
>>62256584you mean that thing that's killed 3 people in a month?
>>62256584You mean that virus that isn't transmissible between people?
This man is going to allow me to live my best life
>SK HYNIX UP +10%AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62256590The thing that infected 11/120, and killed 3/11 yes.And those are the numbers with people who can afford 10k cruise tickets, people well fed on a balanced diet.If it gets into Africa where people are vitamin deficient etc, that would be a very big problem. Epidemics love that sort of thing, why we used to have plagues and such all the time but they don’t really happen anymore.So far so good, but you’re an idiot if you don’t think it’s the 8 foot tall grinning man in the bear costume in the shadowy corner of the room with a massive hard on that everyone is working is working extremely hard to ignore while playing their monopoly game.
>>62256495>my schwab broker secretly recording me managing my portfolio
>>62256592It is transmitted between people in the new strain idiot.
>>62256522A stock hitting an ath is bullish af.
GRRR finna break out y'all!
>https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/20/openai-ipo-filing.htmlAlready the next bomb is being built
>>62256600>If it gets into Africa where people are vitamin deficient etc, that would be a very big problem. Epidemics love that sort of thing>dead niggersbullish
>majority chasing semis, AI and space rocketsMeanwhile, gold and silver miner majors have more cashflow and are reporting higher earnings than techcos. Furthermore, they have started doing large share buybacks and debt repurchasing.When is X and Reddit going to wake up to the superior trade?
>>62256522If you buy the stock it immediately goes down, so its not ATH anymore. win-win
BROS LOOK AT KOSPI HORRY FUUUUUUK
a deal isn't happening lol
I am having an infuriating liquidity moment, everything tells me it is a great time to buy the dip before a sustained DNN/CCJ rally but i can't really exploit it right now.
>>62256609Stocks are about the future.Once China finishes dumping all its us debt and converting it to gold in the next year or so gold will dump again.
>>62256581Baste
>>62256584You're such retard. Go get 2 shopping carts of masks, tp and hand sanitizer and don't come out of your apartment until 2050 faggot.
>>62256547Monday and Tuesday were damn good days to stack USAR.
Arkg +5% today, closed above 20dma
why are we mooning
>Jensen Huang said that Nvidia has "largely conceded" China's AI chip market to Huawei and should "expect nothing" regarding chip sale approvals to ChinaIs this a shart or was this known for days already?
pretty sure I sat next to an /smg/ user out to dinner with his parents at Tomo Seattle tonight if that was you, fuck you you chud manlet and I hope you enjoyed staring at my wife’s tits
>>62256522Psst, put like 95% of your money into treasury/yield like SGOV or whatever, put 5% into the index etf of your choice. Then every other week,, put another 1% into the index. Keep a little extra so you can do a buy if the price drops to like 5-10% down from ATH
>>62256618I kept waiting for DNN to go down to $3.65 after you convinced me to buy it. Then it hit a monthly low and I've lost an obscene amount of money on it. I thought that 3.60 was already the dip after it hit 3.80 but now I feel fucked. Hope you're right about its long-term potential.
>>62256618Credit line? Business credit card? I guess you can't use margin rn?
>>62256643I was working at Walmart on Victoria Day weekend, and I saw two young adults walk past a display, they looked fit. One had some good arms, lean bodyfat, and a black tanktop. They walked past some Dr. Pepper freezes and I shit you not, one of them said it was "goyschlop"
>>62256616>JUST IN: Korean funeral company loses $33M on a leveraged Ethereum ETF tradeWere going back to mercantilism or physiocracy when it finally dumps, you just can’t recover from something like this.
ELF bros, I just want you to know I'm happy for you. even though I deleted 400 dollars on 2DTE puts.
>futuresWhat does fucking niggervideo need to do to at least not cause the entire market to rug?
>>62256667get a casus belli on china and declare war on huawei
i think im gonna exit KORU soon, what should i rotate into next
>double top>drop to the resistance>shooting star dead cat bounceNevermind, the union in south korea says samsung is allowed to go up again, ergo american samsung will also go up.
>>62256648Normalfag zoomers say things like goyslop now, or something is xpilled
But wait, there's moreSamsung and thus Micron are pumping because of the union settling for a deal, but the Shareholders union (jewws, presumably) are suing to stop the deal.
Who else got a ticket on the GRPN rocket that's taking off next Thursday?
In other news, I am holding HYPE coin and it is up 20% today which is cool since it broke ATH and will now run to 200 bucks.
i may have taken things a bit too far with the bobo scratch off tickets for nuh vidya earnings
>>62256673EUV
>>62256646The same thing happens to me every time my hands feel weak. I always do this exercise: open a pair of tabs, one with DNN and one with CCJ. Set them both to one year and flip back and forth between them then do the same for five years, they are almost the same chart but CCJ has bigger five year gains.So why not just buy CCJ? Because DNN has more room to grow and think about this: if DNN gets bought out CCJ will be the ones to do it. CCJ also owns half of Westinghouse. While Westinghouse makes huge numbers of nuclear plants many of them haven't been finished yet and Westinghouse has massive legacy baggage as well, it operates at a loss right now and Cameco has to absorb half of that. Another factor is DNN has some pretty promising mining tech with Orano: https://www.orano.group/en/news/news-group/2021/november/sabre-a-new-mining-method-coming-to-lifeI am not a expert in investing, i've just focused on this one area and i honestly think DNN will do just fine and it is cheap af. The company is just barely small enough where i can keep track of what they are doing, Cameco is just too big for one guy to keep reasonable track of everything (and Westinghouse as well) and still have a life. I honestly believe in DNN as a long.
>>62256609Redpill me on miners. I don't invest in miners and precious metals because I don't understand it desu
>>62256673I remember around 2020 nobody wanted to buy Samsung.It was all over every value scan I did. And I wasn't doing scans that would ping hundreds of tickers either. LITE was on my value scans as well.And these were deep value scans. They were selling for pretty much book value lolwhich is the price the company would be worth if it was liquidated and sold off.Now look at them. Up 1000%s
Incidentally I am listening to a korean vtuber do asmr.
>>62256691They're more volatile than the commodities they mine but have potentially higher gains, and they can grow.
>worked for (((FTX))) and (((OpenAI)))>transitioned into a hedgie, wrote the playbook on the semi bullrun, made shitloads of moneyWhat are these Jews up to?
Bullish?
>>62256699why is it always the same phenotype that has an asian gf?
>>62256678Oh I get that, I just didn't expect urbanites to say shit from the internet irl
>>62256702BasedFuck Muscovy
OMFG FUCK MEHolding my MU and just ignoring the selloff would have eventually paid off.
>>62256701he looks like a goy to mea typical, ugly german
based on my expert analysis, the kospi will either pump to a new high or this is a dead cat bounce and it will then go down further probably unless it doesn't
>>62256690I'm not too worried about losing on DNN right now because I'm long on it but it just sucked to watch it go down when I was bleeding out from semis and memory as it is. I actually want to buy more with this dip but I'm weary about the future and I think that oil or cash is play right now.I went with DNN over CCJ because it's cheap and I also agree that it's easier to keep track of them. I think that their ISR mining plus their uranium reserves on hand will bode well for them. I'm gambling on uranium becoming a bigger player in 3-5 years. Energy demand will only go up and data centers have shown that as we grow technologically, the demand is going to increase probably closer to an exponential rather than in a linear fashion.
>>62256708cute
>>62256706It's not like people didn't tell you that you shouldn't sell.
>>62256690AI and tech is sucking up all the money from every sector, why not just wait for a ATH breakout in CCJ before buying, you could potentially be locking your money in a crab
>>62256711You say that, but the whole narrative was that DRAM was dead.
>>62256690Also as i have mentioned before Uranium supply companies don't really have liquidity or loan issues like normal companies, they have huge physical reserves like precious metals brokers that shields them. The big deal with companies like DNN and CCJ that separates them from someone who deals with gold or is it is a consumable that acts like the boomer rocks /pmg/ shills, with the added bonus that without them entire nations electrical grids might collapse. Where do you think those data centers will be getting their power?
>>62256716you should use popular bearish sentiment as a contrarian signal
>>62256703you mean asian guys?
silver finna dump
>>62256706The best solution when things are dumping is usually to sell maybe half or less then use the cash to buy the dip. You only get burned by this strategy if you really are in a doomer scenarios which we are not and not even close.
silver pumpmucron pumpme pump asian pussy with my dick
I am forever priced out of plastic Korean wives
>>62256584> At present there’s only one thing to fear and that’s the hentai virus.I’m not scared of giant 2D titties and you shouldn’t be either. I’m quite fond of them actually.
>>62256732That is a good strat. Noted.
>>62256712CCJ (Westinghouse) has a dozen reactors under construction and a contract to produce micro reactors for the US government and probably data centers. DNN will ride that since they are CCJ junior without the factory that makes ovens to burn the spicy rocks. ATH is decades away and i'm 51, it isn't something that is on my horizon. Worth pointing out that the future of data centers is nuclear, the cooling/water requirements for both makes it nearly inevitable that the water availability requirements for both will coincide in them being built in the same locations.
>>62256719>Where do you think those data centers will be getting their power?That's why I'm banking on DNN and uranium. Nuclear power still has a bad rap but I think that it's going to come back online in a big way. Even if not much comes of AI, it still underscores how our energy demand is only going to scale up over time and at some point, we're going to need to supplement oil. There's also a serious move away from oil with solar and wind but those two aren't gonna cut it for data centers and anything similar.The one thing I still disagree with you on is lithium. I don't think that it's a safe investment and I also think that there's a good chance that battery tech could change in the near future.
>>62256719>>62256743placing bets on nuclear because data center needs huge amount of energy aint the play. its the answer but politicians arent really pushing nuclear and i dont see them doing so for another couple of years (in the US). the US is literally building oil infrastructure rn to supply the oil demand for the world, i dont think there will be any policies in the near term for nuclear energyif you want energy play for data center, something like WOLF where they make large energy consumption more efficient may be the better play for now
>>62256728why?
>>62256706>resistance756>after hours current755Does it open above, or does it get rejected and dump?
>>62256706>not being a futuristngmi
>>62256751thats where the meme lines say its going. i don't do fundamentals.
GAUZsisters… it’s over
>>62256749>and i dont see them doing so for another couple of years (in the US).I agree. I don't expect nuclear to come online in a meaningful way for another 3-5 years. But I think that small nuclear reactors will play a part in powering these data centers.Fusion is too speculative right now. Zooming out, there's already a move away from oil. It's not going anywhere any time soon but it will become less of the predominant player over time. Clean energy is no longer some Al Gore-tier meme but what we have now ain't gonna cut it.I'm all for riding the tech wave right now but I'm still trying to make longer-term plays and uranium is just one of them. DNN guy got me thinking more seriously about it and I think that he's onto something. AMFN guy on the other hand lost me like GRRR guy.
>>62256704Today i had a conversation with a (early 30s) phone autist who works at a gas station whom i chat with due to me liking the metals that make his phones batteries. 'Yo bro fr thanks Apple tip yeah they doing rare earths now dog''Fr Tesla doing rare earth fab in house''Based, fr?''No cap''on god?!''fr''Yo you think Tesla finna try sodium for power walls or just keep with Li?'New, Elon gonna keep is streamlined and compact for the EVs and droids bro, Li'I'm in my 50s and this was rural Maine, we didn't say 'for real' we said 'fr' and we are white af no cap.The best part was there were a couple of teenagers there staring at us in UTTER FUCKING HORROR.
>>62256706I was waiting for it to hit below 650 so I can finally enter, guess this rocket ship is leaving without me
why do futures swing so much in the early morning hours before market open? is that because Israel is waking up then?
>>62256495lmao how tf did this guy do thisas for a dip, could you imagine if some big player, not necessarily nvidia, but maybe something like oracle, intel, apple, jp morgan, or samsung were fudging their books and caused a market-wide crash? lol who knows when it would happen.crypto winter is now and DCA'ing into btc and eth for the next 1-2 years for the bull run 2028-29 is goodif you think iran wants to cause massive economic pain, buying anything associated with brent crude or WTI is good
>>62256495sells the crypto bottom to ape into an emergency fund. top kek.
>>62256691>Redpill me on minersTotal waste of money, liars in front of a hole in the ground selling shares. Go to /bant/cmmg/ to lose your money on miners
>>62256490I started this year.I was -400 at one point...
>>62256691Scamming Canadians and other characters of ill-repute. Fun though.
>>62256771Make some more cash available so you can buy ze dips
>>62256691I don't know if I'd say that precious metal miners are a scam but I think that you're always going to be better off just buying the physical commodity. Mining is still a business and it can be fucked by bad leadership. The business will also hurt during an oil crisis and even if Iran negotiates, a lot of damage has already been done.I'm making an exception for uranium mining knowing full well I'm probably going to be fucked short term but silver and gold miners don't seem like the answer.
>>62256743Or you could bet on natural gas being used as a stop gap and grid optimisation. Nuclear takes years to get online.Also, space data centres are only 2x more expensive than data centres powered by small nuclear reactors. As launch costs come down, you could see that gap narrow. And small nuclear reactors aren't scalable. Orbital data centres are.
>>62256774sadly i have no more cash available right now, hopefully in a month or so I will, and i can start slowly investing again.
>>62256782that's really cool, i never thought they could swim, or get so areodynamic... aquadynamic?
>>62256753Your chart appears to predict it'll dump to $731 after this pump. Pumping and dumping has been the typical pattern for the last week, but I don't remember it pumping this much and maintaining support after hours.
>>62256755We should get back to $120 by end of summer. War's over.
>>62256495Thank god, maybe crypto will finally pump
>>62256757>tfw could have sold at 100% up but held off
Just read a reddit post from r/valueinvesting when googling the p/e of sandisk all the comments from 25 days ago are coping, saying the run is over, that it's a bubble, etc. Meanwhile, if you'd bought it 25 days ago, you'd be up 30%, and 45% at it's peak. it's insane how bearish redditors are, especially bogleheads and buffet cock-suckers
>NIKKEI up 3,58%Damn the Japanese are back. Maybe Berkshire will do alright today
>>62256779If I'm right and we're 3-5 years away from nuclear coming online, then I think that we're at least a decade or more aware from anything space-related. Nuclear to me is already the stop gap. The time for natural gas is now but I'm not trying to capitalize on that right now. I'd rather just throw my gambling money at semis and memory and try to get out before they become irrelevant for years. My other short to medium plays are cloud infrastructure and maybe cooling. You could also do construction and probably come out okay but I don't want to stretch myself too thin and have to manage too many stocks.
>>62256522ath is just a step on the staircase to forever gains, lad.
>>62256749Thing is Westinghouse is building nuclear plants like crazy in Eastern Europe, they hate Russia and CCJ is there to give them what they want which is nuclear. >the US is literally building oil infrastructure rn to supply the oil demand for the world, i dont think there will be any policies in the near term for nuclear energyThere is a nuance there: the USA is pushing oil because we can control it and we sell it. Why use a valuable export product domestically that acts as a means of global power projection and income when we have plenty of spicy rocks?>WOLFI shall investigate this. >>62256759(May Cameco forgive me for quoting such a word)>FusionAs a shareholder of CCJ (PBUT) do no utter such blasphemy to me or my portfolio ever again. If the people reject the Lamb (clean power from CCJ and DNN) then they shall receive the Lion, in this case their roughly 25K Swords.This is not investment advice.
Geez, these Koreans like to gamble on semis.
>>62256701The portfolio of the dude who arguably created the playbook for the current zeitgeist around the AI bullrun (his hedge fund is worth 5 billion+):
>>62256803
>>62256807>long NVDA but short CRWVMake that make logical sense.
>>62256807Just because those puts are on there, doesn't mean he still has those puts. He could have just had them for one day at the time of submission.
>>62256814I don't know anything about 13F filings. Does he have to report short term puts?
>>62256757Did you really buy something that jewish and expect not to get rugged on? kek
>>62256816Those are the current positions held at the time of filing. Generally, you don't hold puts for long because of theta decay.
>>62256779You are forgetting one *small* detail: The US government wants nuclear, the US military wants small nuclear. We literally are testing micro reactors that can be flown to a location or even airdropped as a joint military and civil effort. Rational economics cease to exist once the US government is involved and they will back it with military for. Prime example:Trump and the USA got Greenland. We have total ownership of both their main RE fields and domestic mining companies via a series of deals and mergers involving CRML. CRML is for all practical intents The US Government at this point, like a soft merger of Halliburton and Blackwater except Halliburton is out of style and the guy who runs Blackwater is married to someone named Trump.
>>62256795I love valueinvesting. Just goes to show you that you can only make it as a retard or a genius.
>>62256823Error on my part, Erik Prince/Blackwater did not in fact marry a Trump daughter.
>>62256795How the fuck do you call yourself a "value investor" if you piss and shit yourself at any volatility. The whole point of being a value investor is buying things that you are ride or die bullish on and not dumping them until the company or the situation completely changes. You're not a value investor if you dump at the first sign of trouble or cuck when something has a rally. It just means you're a bitch nigger larping as an investor.
>>62256749that already happened, it was rolls royce 3 years ago with their mod nuke reactorits already priced in after +400%
We're getting a new Cuba Crisis, aren't we?
i just took the dryest hardest to get out diaphram exhausting shit ever, immediatly followed by a 2004 thailand tsunami flood of louisanna mudbut ass spewing diarrheawhat are the financial implications does this portend?
>>62256847Cuba would fall in days though.
>>62256495AI will rekt the world unlike Terminator ever imagined. It's gonna be beautiful and isolated to the very last goy.
>>62256847And that's a good thing! MAGA! Suck Jewish cock!
>>62256682That will probably get slapped down by the government, methinks. A strike would have a bad effect on Worst Korea's economy.
>>62256807>Bloom EnergyWhy is wall street creaming themselves over this obvious clean energy now
>>62256824horse shoe theory of being a bull, i suppose. being a bull requires either intelligently assessing a stocks forward momentum, or being retarded and thinking the line will keep going up.meanwhile any midwit can call stuff a bubble or say that it can crash any second. I guess it's kinda like political centrism, any midwit can say 'both sides bad' but both smart people and retards will go develop actually strong political positions.
>>62256863Meant to type clean energy grift*
>>62256847>>62256850We will go in, grab Casto's brother in one day and let some functionary run the transition. We will absorb the state apparatus and everyone will cheer. Cubans will start living, Cubanos will stop bitching and Latinos will vote Republican for the next half decade. No one cares about Cuba besides Russia, the DPRK and a few other nations, even that is to save face besides the DPRK.
>>62256871I used to be a midwit waiting for the crash but I switched to retarded.
>>62256886don't worry, so did me and everyone else in this general. well, except those who were already retarded.
>>62256850The only people who even care about Cuba worth mentioning are South Africa, a few African Nations, Vietnam and North Korea. The only member of that group who could actually do anything is the DPRK and they seem to have a investment plan that does not include a long term Cuba investment.
Holy fuck I ate too much cereal and feel like I'm gonna explode
I told you about SBLK
>>62256896i had to stop buying kids cereal, cause ill eat the whole box in one day. if i eat an entire box of fruit loops i have green shit for 24 hours.
>>62256892I am embarrassed, i used the wrong image. I meant to use Kim and Trump.I blame AI and the Jews for my error, whisky had nothing to do with it.
thoughts on groupon?
>>62256901>>62256896Picked up a whole box of raisin bran today at my volunteer job. Don't eat the whole box, you will get bloated. Resist the urge to eat it like it was potato chips.
>>62256749>nuclear because data center needs huge amount of energy aint the playnuklear is far off, plus they need many large expensive turbines and there is large backlog. BE boxes is the way to
>cereal gobbler general
>>62256749>US is literally building oil infrastructure rn to supply the oil demand for the worldWrong. US producers just shipping oil out of the US to browns who can pay higher prices creating more of a shortage for whipeeple. US does not build refineries, they only close them down, so refining capacity is decreasing even if oil production increases refining is limited.
>NVDA has spent $73 billion in circular financing as seen in its latest earnings report
>cleaning up 6 years worth of crap on my phone and PC>find thisGood times
>>62256909That isn't how Nuclear power works fren.>>62256910Economically compact and efficient health habits are good long term investment strategies as is investing in uranium stocks. Dare you claim that everyone here in this thread should not eat more raisins and fiber?
>spy futures green>nvda earnings nothingburger>samsung nothingburger
>>62256882Best Korean will be the subsequent crisis for Zion Don
>>62256912Retard. We just hit 3 million tons a day from Venezuela imported to Texas. The amount of Sulphur we will get is almost as much as the oil is worth.
>>62256706TRUST THE PLAN
>>62256495Tough to say. We're still like a year away from the average length of a bull market and once the strait opens things will also likely shoot up, so the reality might just be that the next dip and market correction won't reach the current evaluation. Timing the market is a fool's game hat only few can pull off, better just DCA in to get market exposure, but you do you.
>>62256923>That isn't how Nuclear power works fren.oh, how do they convert the heat into elektricity?
>>62256764low volume means significant price swings are relatively easy to achieve
>>62256931Can I get a source on that 3 million figure, because last I read Venezuela's oil exports had increased by 14% to 1.23 million bpd as of the 1st of May of which the US receives 445,000 bpd
kek UUUU sissies
MRAMGODS WTFWT
Apologize.
>>62256958only 32 dollars? my SPY is worth way more than that lol
>>62256931>>62256949So that 3 million figure was a lie then I take it
N's and J's
>>62256958you can see the exact moment when I solded
>>62256931>We just hit 3 million tons a day from Venezuela imported to Texaswrong tranny. Chevron imports about 600,000 barrels per day which is equals about 92,000 tons, you are way off, retardededely off. You should learn more about the types and volumes of crude imported and exported and the various refining capabilities and why the US bothers to export light sweet crude.
uh what was that
>>62256976>ever soldinged schd aka the bestest most based stockschd-chan has never once betrayaded me
>>62256995overinvested?
I've been investing for 12 years nowI've lost a lot of moneyI've missed a lot of opportunities.I've had a wrong thesis and wasted opportunity cost.I would have did better if I put my money in a standard boomer 60/40 total market index and total bond indexSome things I've learnt>when you're investing, remember the market is against you and is trying to extract your capital from you>institutions will crash the market to extract capital from inexperienced traders/investors>a lot of crashes and pumps are setups>you probably don't know better than the market does>if you know it, it's already priced in>your own emotion is your biggest enemyYou don't have to learn these lessons the hard way
>>62256949>Can I get a source on that 3 million figure,That smooth brain cant convert bbls/tons and actuallly believes Trump when Trump says he took 80 million barrels of oil from Venezuela by high jacking THREE tankers. The biggest of the big tankers carries around 3.5 million barrels and if Trump stole three of them its clearly not 80,000,000 bbls. I think the tranny's tard medicine wore off
>>62257006>You don't have to learn these lessons the hard wayIt took you 12 years to learn the obvious. So, what are you going to do now, what the new strategy?
>>62257006>I've lost a lot of moneythen i don't really care what you have to say
Is AI a bobble?
>>62257018Only if demand doesn't materialise
>>62257011The oil is meaningless, i was tracking the secondary products. Sulphur is the most important commodity on earth. Sulphur make the world work, without it the world does not function.
KEK TMF BAGGIES
>>62257018AI is like the steam engine and semiconductors are modern day railways
>>62257006>le market is rigged because I’m a retard who can’t make money
>>62257022g what it will look like in practical term?
>>62256922Long term he will be rich.Primates aren't supposed to be living in all the places we live now.Just have to bamoozle the locals into a trade for our frozen wastes.There is literally no reason to freeze your dick off for half the year except we've gotten used to it.
So apparently according to news reports OpenAI could IPO very soon, the only reason they'd be rushing to do this is because they desperately need capital
>>62257006> I am unintelligent and unsuccessful> but I still feel the need to express superiority over othersVery low class. Seriously pathetic
>>62257031lolthere's over 100 trillion dollars on the lineif you believe for a second that it's not rigged, you're stupidit's also not illegal or unethical. it's simple competition. If you're in the markets, there are two ways to make money from it. From growth, or taking somebody else's money. Ideally both.
>>62257028Why Schwab instead of an accumulation ETF? Sell it to me.
>>62257036Assuming you mean demand then it will be when enough people/institutions pay for AI that it becomes profitable, currently LLMs are subsidised, recently players like Anthropic and Microsoft have been tightening their belts and increasing the cost of 'tokens' and subscription fees
>>62256706Dyel bags?
>>62257031>"market isn't rigged">be today>straight selling all morning>market keeps going lower>tick. tick. tick. POMP. tick.>hmm_what_was_that.jpg>GIGA SCAM CANDLE >CALLS JUMP 350% in 15 seconds>squeeze vertically right up to gamma flip>stop 5 cents above the call wall >tick. tick. tick. LMAO.You must be new.
>>62257046I'm scaring of AI popping and destroying the economy
>>62257054I'd be more scared of AI succeeding because then there will be mass unemployment of white collar workers
>Futures>https://youtu.be/AFcund-zfrI?si=NxyraU87kbWNaDAwI think bond markets went full retard, we gonna crash soon?
market crash yet
>>62257056WHAT
>>62257056this, but fuck white collar s
>>62257056I want this to happen.
>>62257054if ai dies it will be slow and a transition phase into something else profitable will hedge the drawdown. it will be a nothingburger. the dotcom bubble popped over the span of 3 years and the economy didn't die.
i have more money then i ever had but i have never been more depressed
>>62257064Why you don't support whites to work?
>KOSPI
War ends tomorrow (21st)
>>62257044because i was promised that if i boughted eighty thousand (80000) shares of schd i would never need to deal in the real world ever agian so far i boughted one (1) share of schd every and im getting close only 7900 shares to go
>>62257075>South Korean retail investors are pulling savings, fixed deposits, and life insurance funds to buy SK Hynix and Samsung Electronics. Both stocks trade near record highs on AI chip demand.>Savings bank deposits fell below ₩100 trillion ($66.24 billion) for the first time in four years. Commercial bank time deposits dropped by roughly ₩12 trillion ($7.94 billion) since February as cash rotated into equities.>Investors over 50 now hold about 62% of all margin loans at South Korea's top brokerages. Margin debt among those in their 60s doubled from ₩3.9 trillion ($2.58 billion) to ₩8 trillion ($5.29 billion) in a year. Domestic securities firms disclosed the surge.>Insurance policy surrenders at the top three life insurers jumped 16% in Q1 2026. Savings-type policies surged 23% as households cashed out for equities.
market will crash soon
>>62257075
>>62257083totally not a bubble
>>62257089Oh man I used to love this game with quarters at the carnival
>>62257077any reason to think this?
>>62257083this is heartbreaking why are they doing this, where are the people screaming from the roof tops not to do this?
>>62257095Pakistan says
>>62257083I hope to god they are smart enough to have some trailing stop loss orders in place, or there is going to be some genuine geopolitical shit hitting the fan when thee gravy train ends. Koreans are as fanatical economic nationalists as the Japanese were in the 80's, and much less polite and much more violent.
whats for taco thursday? market closed tomorrow?
>>62257083sasuga worst koreathanks for letting me rug your boomers
>>62257082only 216 years to go lil bro
How do I find a wife like this?
>>62257083what the fuck is korea doing
>>62256708I maintained my micron longs through the march dumpening and even I'm looking at what's going on in Worst Korea thinking it's time to trim out with trailing puts.
>>62257119grindr
>>62257121smart financial decisions
>>62257098shehbaz sharif has not said so
Is it true that O dividends have some extra Jewish taxes and paper work that you have to do?
>>62257083lolthe wealth demographic gap is the inverse in korea than it is to the west. You're used to seeing rich boomers, but in Korea, boomers are poor and the young are rich.
RRGBMARKETCAP : 84 MREVENUES : 1.22B
>>62257122I put a couple kk into kospi last january to get some samsung exposureI know I should get the fuck out but it's too funny to watch it going crazy and it's not like I'd put that money somewhere else atm
If OpenAI IPOs at $1T, would you buy it?like lets say it IPOs on a bad month and the AI trade has fallen out of favour, so it doesn't IPO at some absolute ridiculous crazy shit like $5Twould you buy it?I'm more bullish on OpenAI than I am Anthropic. Anthropic is the favoured child, but I think OpenAI has the better shot at taking the cake.
>silicon gold
>>62257006>you probably don't know better than the market doesHow can anyone say this with a straight face after the year that we've been through? The market doesn't know shit.
I'm feeling EXTRA wagie this morning...
>>62257156Um sweetie, the narrative is that OpenAI lost and dropped the ball big time and are doomed
>>62257160>ex-samsung chip boss>exmaybe he's salty he got fired
>>62257156the only thing that matters is earnings, if they're still losing hella money then fuck no. anthropic is allegedly already profitable
>>62257167and maybe Samsung needed another yesman
ACK!
>>62257160another reason to only buy chip stocks, intc to 1k
I've never seen oil and PM's go this long without pumping
>Trump says the US is about finalise a peace deal with Iran>Also threatens them if they don't agree to the dealHuh? If you're about to finalise a deal then both sides have already agreed and all that's left is the formality of ratifying it, so if that's the case why would you need to threaten them to accept the deal that's already agreed to?
AAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKK
>>62257187People are pretty surprised that this inbred rural hick made it through the chinese summit without insulting his host. Doesn't anyone have worse manners than him? I doubt it, but this is bullish.
ACKACKACKACKACK
>>62257178I mean, if your job is selling hopes and dreams...
>>62257184Barclays had the price target at $240 last year. Most analysts have it closer to $300 rn. The price is fake and gay.
Wow, look at this fucking humiliation ritual, wonder how much they paid for this shit. I'm physically cringing irl.https://x.com/LouisBourse/status/2056321382632288541
>>62257191900x231 is not 207k ?explain me, i m retardet
Its honestly so emotionally exhausting trying to help the bobos here, even worse trying to argue. And they just keep getting more stubborn delusional and triumphant as if they are winning but in reality i got rich and just watched you all go insane. Like watching my high school friends all get into fent, same attitude, like they knew better and i was the dumb one.
>>62257160Which is a bad thing
>>62257199>price targetsunless this is your first year investing price targets are maybe the dumbest thing you could base your decisions onanalysts are literally the jannies of the financial markets no one should take any of them seriously
>>62257191Yolo
This week the US drew down almost 10 million barrels worth of crude oil from reserves, so far they've drawn down a little over 40 million barrels worth of oil of crude from the SPR of the announced 172 million barrels
>>62257202All your friends did fent? I don't think they even had that when I was a kid...
>>62257211Forgot the image
>>62257211The reserves are so massive that there's absolutely no need to worry, I don't even know why gas prices are up.
>>62257131>more debt than assets >stagnating growth revenue and gross profits>burgerskek you’re baiting aren’t you
>>62257221By law the SPR can only go to 150 million barrels worth of crude oil(Can go lower, needs approval from Congress), which means the SPR as of the 15th of May only had 224 million barrels worth of crude oil, the SPR is scheduled to release 132 million barrels more by the end of July, that would leave the available amount at 92 million barrels worth of crude oil left in the SPR
>>62257131since when do companies have higher revenue than Mcap?
>>62257191NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KOSPI goes up 10% today, that means DRAM should go up 10% too right bros
>>62257228>>62257224>>62257228>>62257131X20
Most people aren't special. A lot of people have undeserved high opinions of themselves.I used to think Warren Buffet was some sage guru, until I looked into him. His dad was a congressman lolyeah, another boomer with rich parents that got to ride the biggest economic wave the world has ever seen with a headstart over everybody else.Elon Musk out earns him at like 45 lmfao, and he has like 40 years of investing over Musk.
>>62257234>hold this steaming shit for 10 years>-95%
>>62257205Barclays price target accuracy is 99.1% they get paid for their financial opinions you don't
>>62257235>Elon Musk
>>62257238sybau and go buy more dram you dumb nonce
>>62257237BUY THE DIP
>>62257037but japan has very cold winters
>buy the rumor, sell the news, buy the news the idiot sold
>>62257232its going to go down 10% tomorrow as well, korea is a shitcoin
how do you even smoke and read manga, those are like addictions from different generations
Bobosissies I don’t feel so good. Not even false flagging right now, I sold out on 3 days of red in a row, what if it was for nothing.
>>62257248>catching falling knives
>SpaceX expected to ipo with a 1.75 trillion dollar market capwhat tf has any money to buy when it's already tied up in nvda and AI
Mike wilson: every cycle has a moment when investors become so focused on the last risk that they miss the next opportunity. I think we are in one of those moments right now
>>62257235Well yah. Like Trump. Or Bill Gates, or Jeff Bezos. They all got a lot of help. Some more, some less. Some did something useful (Bill), some less (Trump and Bezos)
>>62257278(SpaceX is AI)
>>62257160>believing China fud ever
>>62257278the ai powered robutts will turn to prostitution and buy more shares so they can get asteroid mining so they can get robo BBLsGDP will 100x by 2029
>>62257278Will they use that money to colonize mars?
>people are actually buying this IPO
>>62257278SpaceXAI is AI though? Their filings show Anthropic is paying them $15 a billion a year to rent their Colossus 1 supercomputer data centre in Memphis, Tennessee
>if it looks like a bubble it feels like a bubble it smells like a bubble IT IS A BUBBLE!!!!it's not a bubble, we will literally never go back down again
bvllish on SAP
>>62257278>WHO has moneyrich niggers who we don't even see they hide in the daylight and we don't even know their names most of them live in monaco and drive around on boats and we can't even kill these niggers because we don't know who they are
>>62257297this cant be real. How could they make no money on space launches? Are they doing it for free?
>>62257288No, he already shifted to the moon waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to late for my taste. And I don't care about the "you have to reach for the stars" argument. No, fuck off. You have to set realistic goals and for years just skipping the moon as an objective prior to Mars is retarded for such an endeavour. If you can't do it on the moon, you won't on the Mars.
>>62257302Jews want to launch into outer space on the moon while they nuclear Holocaust or bomb the earth, simple as
>>62257303Yeah, very good point.
>>62257299depends on what bubble you're invested to nowadays.there wont be a massive market crash but for example if you're invested in the fake meat bubble you're probably pretty salty today
>>62257297Seeing SPCX baggies here will be very funny, especially when the insider lockup expires after 180 days and there's a catastrophic dump
>>62257302As Cell would say, "My feasting here is done"The Jews are a parasitic race and they want to either turn you into a parasite sucking lowly scraps or destroy you.
God bless XOM and CSX
>>62257297bruh
>>62257303Neither the moon or mars have any profitable opportunities on them besides government contracts, they should stick to the valuable work: LEO satellites
>>62257297I still don´t know wtf xAI Even does.
>>62257278Lots of IPOs are a late-stage bubble symptom. This is going to end in tears.
>>62257317just gotta wait for asteroid mining
>>62257320Data centres, chips
>>62257317>>62257322I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'm willing to bet the soil and dust on the moon might have some extremely beneficial health and restorative properties to humans. Maybe storing suns energy for millenia or something in a form that super charges our evolution or something. Just guessing, the world is great when the untethered ability of human innovation is unleashed from parasites
>>62257320they rent out GPUs to anthropic and grookers (grok gooners)not a bubble btw
>>62257310thiscan't wait to see the bagholders
>>62257327Some studies have been done on lunar regolith/dust, it seems it's toxic to human cells:https://www.livescience.com/62590-moon-dust-bad-lungs-brain.html
>>62257327didnt we already bring back a piece of rock from the moon? they would have found out by thenany health/age therapy restoration stuff is gonna be at the behest of AI finding some miracle medicine link between the long life of turtles and human DNA or some shit
>>62257333>>62257338Interesting, thanks guys!
I don't understand the metals used in data centers and how theyre used...Side note- I read a good chunk of the U.S. strategic silver stockpile was used during WWII for electrical testing atom bombs
>>62257338>turtleswe already know the secret pretty much it's small brains and really low bpm/metabolismmole rats and cancer is an interesting rabbit hole though
>https://investor.elfbeauty.com/stock-and-financial/press-releases/landing-news/2026/05-20-2026-050120074Bullish as fuck, we just can't stop winning elfbros. Get all your stocks before the inevitable MOONing.
The DOW is above 50k
>>62257356
seeing a lot of bobo news on forexfactory, red open into taco thursday for a green close please
this spacex filing is dogshit right?still getting pumped though presumably
>>62257382what's with all the third worldesr on forex factory and trading forex in general
>>62257388probably just propaganda bots from their respective countries, i mainly just look at the headline news
>>62257382sorry I get my news exclusively from barak axios and david soxl
>>62257382It'll be green/crabby open.
>shill helium miner company to a friend>he starts rambling about how we are about to have infinite helium from fusionBuy £PLSR
Holy shit even Fool is saying AEP is finishedhttps://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/ftse-250-stock-just-crashed-070000960.html>When a government steps into a free market and imposes its own direct control, more often than not that’s seen as bad move for companies in that market>In a country — especially a developing one — where governments are often more interventionist than most developed Western economies, there’s a whole load of extra risk. And when someone in power decides to override the free market, things can go catastrophically wrong.>I won’t buy a stock like this myself
>>62257412Kek baggie
>>62257412>looks at intcerm
>>62257433>>62257433>>62257433
>>62256871>or being retarded and thinking the line will keep going up.I would call this the market being retarded and not the individual. There’s no reason the line should keep going up but it has been for nearly 20 straight years.
>>62257082>that if i boughted eighty thousand (80000) shares of schd i would never need to deal in the real world ever agianYeah. That’s generally what happens if you have $2.5M of any stock
>>62257101>I hope to god they are smart enough to have some trailing stop loss orders in place, Lol. Lmao even
>>622572356/10 bait
>>62256701>madeIt doesn't count if you're an insider getting tips from daddy, okay? No one is impressed barron trump is "worth" 150 million. It'sl ike all these self-made cocksuckers who are actually the children of rich fucks, they never had a chance to actually fail.
>>62257130okay? The old are poor because they can't work anymore and live on a fixed pension, the young have money because they can slave 80 hours a week at the samsung factory. You know, how the system is supposed to work instead of burger shithole where boomers literally vote for the government to pay them more of my money (cost of living adjustments? if you paid a fixed amount in tax your entire life, where do you think that extra money is coming from?).
>>62257101me impregnating korean women
