logical edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62261912
> nows
>SNDK closing price: $1,569.69
FLNC has some parallels to GLW and MU before the run up happened.
>>62262788Mmk, mmk.....what makes you think it'll follow suit in the same way?
What time is the quantum computer dump happening?
Any smiggers want to weigh in on my lil babby portfolio and "strategy"?>>62262722Looks like i found some good stuff so im thinking of holding and dca until at least eoy
>>62262795
>>62262782I had hamburger this morning
Bleed off from ATH to get bobo hopeful, you know what comes next
is it normal for one of the few things in life that makes me happy is my portfolio line going up?
Getting Beer To Celebrate The Pumping Stock Market!
>>62262814....Noo....
>people fomoing into quantum instead of cybersecurity You’re making a mistake,
>>62262784>Sneed being the Atlas of DRAM
>>62262814No its not darling but i am in the same boat. Why i need your affection and you need mine
>>62262814How many hugs did you have today?
>>62262794It's speculative so take with a grain of salt but>another bottleneck trade>big back logAlso it's somewhat contrarian because it's a bet on energy prices going down too
>ELFGo back up.
>>62262813Trump bombs Iran over the weekend because of Israel. Gas goes to $8/gallon and tech just pumps anyways because Donald Trump keeps tweeting about his stock holdings and shilling SpaceX IPO bags to fucking goyim or some shit
I need that SOXL forward split
>>62262832I like a good weekend bombing. Good for me stonks.
Buying op on Tuesday. I'm going to church on Sunday.
>>62262819I'm not buying this now kek
>>62262830I told you to not fomo into stocks you can’t understand as guy.
>>62262826https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rmsxA93MZyk
>>62262827is that a ticker? never heard before
>>62262845But they say buy when others are fearful (of missing out)
>>62262843RPD is still waaay oversold
>>62262849Need a HUGS ticker that offers dividends NOW
>>62262816Oh Ooohhhh!!!! They Stole The EBT Money!
>>62262858Dividends are for niggers just sell covered calls
I've been down all day, I falling knife'd myself.
>>62262865But the dividends are like hugs...
good day, multimillionaires thoughts on unsustainable token economics derailing the AI train?
>>62262867Would you rather fail the falling knife or buy the top?
>>62262877good point
>>62262819Thats why wkey is the best "quantum" stock
>>62262873They got all the retard thirdie devs hooked and are jacking up the prices, non issue IMO
>>62262865How about neither?
>>62262800>babby portfolio and "strategy"?dont waste money on 'cammed' engine unless you actually plan to race it on an actual track. Just get a reliable old car that is inexpensive to repair and has a few dents and scratches on it. Post stocks/ETFs you hold now? Once you make good money the move is to protect it so you can have a steady source of income/support. You can still play the stocks will a small portion to try to improve your position but if it does not work out then you dont damage your current position.
>>62262857Why did it sell off so hard in the first place?
>>62262865You take that back, dividends are our frens boss,.
Bros, what if orange man doesn't actually strike Iran? In that case being overly conservative is useless
I'm sorry balloon paki anon... I just wanted some frens
>>62262902What if you ignored what was out of your control and invested in companies and not the headlines
>>62262898They kept lowering guidance but that was before all the AI vulnerabilities started hitting
Soon it will be cheaper to wipe your ass with dollar bills than actual toilet paper.
>>62262863>CEO said it was food for poor people>down 40% sincelmao
any1 here like to play online poker?
urmmmm sandisk can you start pumping again niggawe had a good thing going
the more I stay on this board the more I realize very few of you know what you’re talking about and the loudest, most ignorant voices have 4-5 figure ports
>>62262919How bout craps I'll roll first
>>62262920Chips are rotating into quantum fusion babe
>tfw Moderna bagholderGuess I'll just hold until I break even...
So stock market is closed on Monday? Seems like a perfect opportunity for Trump to strike tonight then. Go cash before the weekend?
>401k outperforming personal brokerage
>soxl up 8%>nvda down 1.3%lol soxl chads stay winning
>>62262776Is this yuri?Why are we progressively dumping back our gains, btw?
>>62262927I wanna at least break even on sneedisk thoughplus that's probably bullshit
>>62262896>Just get a reliable old car that is inexpensive to repair and has a few dents and scratches on itI do have that already. I want to accumulate enough I can cover a car payment and build credit that way just with gains (i want a v8 for my little one to ride in)>Post stocks/ETFs you hold now?This is my brokerage and then I have a bit in an ira which is all VOO. I can afford to lose on what im playing with now which is why im accepting the risk, but im trying to get a nice 2 or 3x somewhere to accumulate and then change to more conservative approach once i have 20k or so. I can afford to throw about 2-3k a month into my accounts.Im not looking into calls/options etc because im not comfortable yet. I appreciate the input tho bc I am retarded. It took me a few weeks just to settle on these positions, but im up 8% overall from just the last week of gains.
>bulls
Why didn't I buy more RDW?
>SCHD>+1.8%wtf
This is bubble and not sustainable
Good time to buy?
Literally nothing has been resolved with the Iran war and oil reserves are going nosediving. Why the fuck is everything pumping?
>>62262945>3000 dollars>4 investmentsanon diversification is only good when you want to keep your money not grow it. id highly recommend you to consentrate your holdings on 1 max 2 stocks until you reach atleast 10k+
>>62262952Bottom signal
>>62262952ok then short the entire market. do it Ill wait
>>62262952qqq just hit ath. cashed out. will enjoy my weekend. and buy on large discount next week.
>>62262954basically like buying MSFT in the 80's right now. in 2040 after the bubble when AI catches up to its hype NVDA will be a 100T company.
>>62262952is it a bubble or is it just stocks going up?we may never know
>>62262954not yet anon wait for it to actually stabilize and get some good higher lows its been falling hard.
>2 key sticking points>Uranium and control of the Strait (tolls, etc)nothing has changed then? LOL
>>62262958>this is an irrational bubble>if it's a bubble, why don't you short it?Because it's a fucking irrational bubble, moron.
>>62262955This question gets asked every single day, seems like
>>62262952>t. 2022
>>62262969so you lack conviction. gotcha
>>62262948>Intentionally hold the bag, ignoring warning signs, hoping to get beat up by a big bear girl>Get beat up by a dude:'(
>>62262969So you don't actually know what is going on
>>62262978the jews
>>62262968no one cares anymorewill bears still be talking about this literal who war next year?
>>62262816Nigga it's noon
whats for dinnr guys..? im starvin
>>62262931Eh I'll just risk it. My calls dont expire that close to it.
>NVDAThis shit stock sucks assShould have bought AMD
>>62262986See>>62262782
>>62262985You dont daydrink? Pathetic.
>>62262972>>62262978Going short is fundamentally different to going long. You need impeccable timing with short positions, and in a market as irrational as this, that's pretty much impossible. Not being short doesn't mean you lack conviction.
>>62262993yes it does
amd is a bubbleget nvidia
>>62262956Noted, thanks anon
>>62262986>6PM>dinnerbruh
>>62262965Fair enough, will check back next week then. I bought a good chunk on Mon/Tues already which was higher than now
So what’s the deal with helium? People are shrieking that it’s essential for basically all tech companies but it seems nobody actually cares?
>>62262832I made this meme
Anyone still holding memory? My entry on SK Hynix since April has me up around 110% on the position but recently all it does is crab. Should I sell and move the capital elsewhere?
>>62262984if nobody cares why does the market pump on rumors of an agreement? this market is built on lies all the way up
Baby i love you with all my heart and i want to wish you a good weekend. I really dont know what to do with my life. I am like the dog that caught the car, none of this means anything without someone i love to take care of. We could have the best summer together and i want that so badly. Come back to bant where everyone loves you and wants to see you happy, i am keeping it watm as a halfway house for you because i know putting the internet behind you will be the challenge of your life. I still dont know why you flipped so hard on me back in november, none of what you said made any sense, it never happened, you made a mistake and broke your own heart.
>>62263006It has to be 99.999999 helium it can't be shit helium
GAMES WORKSHOP FUCKING MOONING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I TOLD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS YOU BETTER HOLD GAMES WORKSHOP OR YOU'RE GONNA ROPE IN FIVE YEARS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>62263009I boughteded 2 weeks ago. It better go up another 100% or else
>>62263004late or early..??
>>62263006It's been mostly me saying that, people are still sleeping anon
>>62263005company is literally printing money so ur good even with a higher buyin than what itsnow i tnink lowest guiding by the biggest ones out there is like 260 or 270
this shit is pinned, something aint right
>>62262955The price is simply the one that is most convenient to the people in charge of everything
what do we think of SMR?
>>62263015I think it still has some juice left but memory is the most fudded semi sector.
>>62262955Why wouldn't everything pump? There is no law of nature that requires stock valuations to reflect economic reality in any way. Stock valuations are entirely based on subjective opinions.
>>62262945How old are you? Your port size vs wanting a nigger vroom vroom car screams under 21
>>62263019Well by people I don’t mean just in /biz/, but that’s beside the point. I’m just seeing chatter on this but find it odd not seeing movement based on it
>>62263023>SPX 7499 ATH today>friday>3 day weekend>why is everything pinned
>>62263033>juice lefthynix is going to peak short term (1 year) at 4 million won, MU around 1200
>>62263039It's still loading
I'm cash cuck because I'm too much of a chicken shit to make a move in this gay ass market.
>>62263031Nuscale's VOYGR design is a needlessly complicated Rube Goldberg machine that will never make economic sense
>>62262990Oh nice, roasted puppy is my favorite boss.
>>62263040none of those warrants a hard pin like this.watch it tank on tuesdayt.not a habitual bobo
>>6226303731. Cars are my main hobby
>>62263047I'm sure it is you gook fucker
>>62263016very earlyinmy country people dine at like 9PM
>>62263053yeah im from scandinavia we eat early like anything past 15:00 is free game for dinner
>>62263051Ah k my bad
>>62263053>in MY shithole we do X custom!probably same GDP as mississippi
$1Robinhood!
>>62263009Currently 40% of my portfolio
>>62263006It's a byproduct of natural gas production. It can likely be sourced elsewhere soon enough, as gas fields with lower helium % now make economic sense to exploit.
>>62263059No worries anon
>>62263009SK will pump dont worry, they're just doing a breather.
>>62262902Then the strait remains closed
Attack coming tonight. Dressed up as personal reasons. But this is a resignation in protest. She and Vance were last two pushing back against “The Lobby”.
>>62263078Trump thinks he is negotiating with rational people, but these Iranians are actually more like women. Do I need to tell you what you do to a woman who doesn't listen boss?
>Mon stock markets closedAt least Korea is open so it's not a completely boring day.
Iran's Foreign Ministry Spokesperson: We cannot necessarily say that we have reached a point where an agreement is close - Tasnim
>he didn’t perfectly time the nano dipngmi
>>622630862 more weeks I guess
TRUMP SAYS STAYS IN WASHINGTON OVER FAMILY EVENTTRUMP SAYS DUTY PREVAILS OVER PERSONAL TRAVELTRUMP CONGRATULATES DON JR AND BETTINA ENGAGEMENT
>>62263009I have added to my already 100% MUU position today. I have my profit taking at 910 because 1) I am happy where my port is now with my investment goal progress and 2) I should start looking elsewhere for new runups to start from
>>62263082Futures still open sunday 5pm - monday 12pm eastern
The fighting is over but baggie is half right, there are months of bickering and pettiness in store as they drag their feet getting taken to where is best for them
>>62263009It's all bottlenecked, gongo. P.S. how did you buy sk hynix directly? Are you Korean?
>>62263081Iran is extremely rational. They need compensation for their damaged industry, so as to not be vulnerable to salami slicing. That means tolls. Furthermore, they don't want to rebuild what has been bombed, only for the US to come back and bomb it again, so they need to inflict significant pain on the US to deter future attacks. That means either the US pays reparations, or the strait remains shut until at least after the midterm elections, possibly longer.
wtfwt?!
>>62263063americans are the kind of people who unironically believe czechs or poles live worse than mississipians because muh gdp lmao
>>62263086Where are you getting this. Nothing on Tasnim or Fars
>>62263107Nah Czechs have it made. Wonderful language and Prague carries the country easy
>Iran's Foreign Ministry Spokesperson: Differences between Iran and the United States are big and significant.>market pumps
Jews rock
>>62263111Czech'dDifferences are what make us so great :)
Trump missing son’s wedding. Gabbard resignsAttack is coming. Load up boys.
>>62263101Well then how about they compensate the Jews for all the damage they've done to Israel boss? Furthermore, the Jews don't want to rebuild what has been bombed, only for Iran's proxies to come back and bomb it again, so they need to inflict significant pain on the Iranians to deter them from sending their proxies in for future attacks. That means either the Iranians pay reparations and give up their dust, or they'll get bombed again and we'll open the straight ourselves, possibly in two more weeks boss.
>>62263114they stone
>>62263107czechs and poles don't eat dinner at 9 PM
>>62263121czechs and poles aren't even real europeans, they're eastern europeans boss.
>>62263119Fair point but as the stronger party they need to be forgiving and understanding. Irans feelings are more important here
>>62263121spaniards and italians do and these countries are way better than mississipi
Anything I should invest in over the weekend to profit from the US claiming Cuba?
>>62263119>Furthermore
>>62263129It's just a word babe don't laugh...
DRAMSISTERSASSAMBLE
I put $15k on SOXS. I am going broke
should have full ported into rockletlabs during march now I have to buy 0DTE atm calls to make up for it
>>62263138Because it only goes down boss
>>62263129That's what babe said boss.
>>62263128short the retro 50s car market
>>62263125spain is just a tourist dump with same economic output as florida and spaniards are getting replaced, fucking pathetic
23:54/ May 21Based on operational developments and leaders' statements (Trump's announcement, the Israeli Cabinet meeting, US officials' statements regarding the return of the military option), we stand before a decisive moment.The most likely strategic projection is that the war in Iran will resume within the coming hours.This round of fighting (the third round) will not be like its predecessor; it will not be limited to skirmishes in the strait or limited naval targeting. Based on the prelude of the "Barakah" incident, the American focus will be set on harsh "strategic strikes" targeting energy infrastructure, and possibly Iranian nuclear facilities.Conversely, Iran and the Axis (especially in Lebanon) are on maximum alert.The Iranian response will include direct and intense targeting of American bases in the Persian Gulf states that facilitated the attack, along with a real activation and physical closure of the Strait of Hormuz. As for Hezbollah, it will expand its radius of fire to include the Israeli depth more broadly, plunging the entire region into the crucible of a devastating regional conflict with an unpredictable end.23:56/May 31Over tonight, the alert level in the region will increase significantly.19:01/June 1At the same time as the Israeli regime's efforts to create chaos in Iran, efforts have again focused on inflaming ‘bazaar in Tehran. America and the regime consider this as a prelude to the next military attack on Iran. If any kind of new unrest starts, movements with the support of America are also planned in the borders of the country
>In fact, if Spain were a US state, with its current GDP per capita, it would be by far the poorest in the union. Spanish GDP works out to about $30,000 per person. Mississippi's is $53,000.LMAO siesta your way to extinction
>>62263134The cult will reward us...
>>62263141I went from -$3000 to like +$200 on the 19th but I was sleeping and when I woke up I was negative again
>>62263154>siestaThats my activation word. napping now
>>62263158SOXS is for swing and daytrading. Sorry
>>62263119The regional Arab militias have caused no meaningful damage in Israel that is hard to recover from. The damage caused to Israel from its fights with regional Arab militias is 99.9% political/diplomatic, after Israel swallowed the bait hook line and sinker because Jewish voters are so extremely bloodthirsty that it would be political suicide for the Israeli government not to take the bait.I'll add that I don't care about what you think is fair or who you think deserves blame for whatever historical grievance, because it has no predictive value and thus no value to this general.
I have redeemed. Ready to buy the dip that may or may never happened.
FOMO is causing me to not be able to ever sell. How to solve this?
Oil barons in absolute shambles
>>62263170what happened to oili was told 200
>>62263154High GDP niggerholeOr Spain (beautiful country) Hmmmmmm
>>62263173Asspostinganon told you it would peak at 120 bro
>>62263169Losing 30% in a day will sober you up.
it's actually insane how low information posters here are compared to X. Even redditors are more informed investors than most smg posters
>>62263173June 1st is the "deal for real!!!" deadline the market's arbitrarily priced in so things are getting more feral the closer we get to that date
>>62263175if Spain gets GDPmogged by a niggerhole, imagine what would happen if the US un-niggered even just 1%
>>62263184You don’t enjoy TheGobblers lit zip-takes?
>>62263187just two more weeks you say?
>>62263183I hope that never happens!
>>62263189GDP is a measure of credit deployment in an economy you idiot. Debt. Looks great until it doesn’t.
KHC is pumping todayCould go up even more because they own the Oscar Mayer brand and the Wienie 500 race of Wienermobiles is starting in like 10 minutes
>>62263182Dude The Sink Is Already Clean Dude!
>>62263198Always does eventually. And you’ve just told us you completely lack the ability to rotate your stack. Which means eventually you’re gonna get your nut clipped badly. A headstrong fool.
if you bought blackberry when i was shilling it youd be up 100% rn
>>62263205
why would domestic products be gross boss?I'm up for using more domestic production
Why doesn’t he just email the time of the attack to the Iranians. I’d say the joint chiefs are baffled by such stupidity.
>>62263184Then do something to contribute and increase the information level here
>>62263165>The regional Arab militias have caused no meaningful damage in Israel that is hard to recover from.Tell that to the families who lost their loved ones on October 7th. Tell that to the fucking baby they put in the oven!!! I'll add you're a piece of shit, and I hope you get what you fucking deserve boss.
>>62263221comma dot comma comma comma comma comma comma dot comma dot comma dot dotany truthers know what it means?
>>62263226no
thoughts on PLTR as a stock?
If you see some fake ass Trump truth post before market closes. About deal being reached. Pile into the tickers I posted above. War restarts. They are just setting rubes up to be rinsed in the options market over the weekend.
>>62263240Bad stock but good company
>tulsi resigns, likely due to war imminently resuming>trump outright says he'll be in DC this weekend>every possible sign pointing to bombs dropping as soon as markets close, foreign officials in tehran be damned>somehow oil is still below 100Can someone explain to me how the fuck are the people with the most money to invest in this shit also the most absolutely retarded? Seriously, will the market just ignore the entire gulf region's oil getting blown up (over 1/3 of global supply) in the next 24 or so hours?
>>62263243I'm gonna truth nuke you, people keep saying attacks are going to happen over the weekend
>>62263240good stock demonic company
>>62263232It was supposed to be a microwave. And no proof ever came out. In fact. The most interesting thing that did come out. Was that hundreds of the victims were actually killed by Israeli Apaches under the Hannibal Directive.
>>62263226nobody cares about information here
>>62263240good stock and moral company
>>62263080>>62263221Another reason to think it will happen this weekend is that it is the first market close after this week's important GOP primary that got rid of Thomas Massie.
>>62263240must own especially if you love jesus and western values.
>>62263246yeah, and despite the incredibly obvious signs of an attack this weekend oil is dumpingsee you all in the global depression
>>62263107>czechs or polesthey do, literally the shitholes of europe
>>62263243the people who call you an oil baggy are loading up on oil btw, this is how the jew makes money
>SNDK pumpingcmooon green by market end, GREEN BY MARKET END
>>62263259>SNDKGODS
>>62263251Yes. This psychologically gave Trump the feeling that the country is with him on this. That it’s popular. I saw him on tv an hour ago. Unprompted saying. Some people say this is unpopular. And he said “maybe, but it’s not, because I know what’s popular”. The lobby got in his ear and now they’ve spun him up saying look Don! This is a ballot box winner!It’s on tonight.
MU upNvidia downvery smart market
Try hoping babes. Thats what i do. And even if i am wrong i wont feel half as bad as you all feel right now worrying, and its a whole lot better to be proven right. It is out of your control anyways
>>62263265What can I say? The know where growth is
>>62263235Somethin to do with aliens and Freemasons or whatever
>>62263266The only thing I hopes for is a new regime in Tehran by the end of the "Died for Israel" holiday boss.
>>62263265NVDA always catches up weeks later
The market is just behaving irrationally. I'm right, everyone else is wrong.
>>62263264What I meant was that, if the Iran had resumed its shooting phase and returned to the headlines again, Massie might have won the primary
>>62263282>if the Iran had*if the Iran war had
>CBRSand thats why we dont buy IPOs
people have been saying attacks on the weekend for like 2 whole months give it a break already
Grumman could see another big spike after this weekend.
Why did I sell my FLY overnight? They had a 12.30% jump today. I could have made a 36% profit if I waited until this afternoon. Ugh now I have to wait for the next dip.
>>62263301>he didn't let it FLY
>>62263301>>62263304>FLYGODS
should I just get oil futes? I want to play this obvious attack but not sure how.
N's and J's
>>62263304Say the line, flyjak
it's been a good few weeks.What are y'alls thoughts on NOW? I see Jensen shill it and a few others.
trump still has primaries with the fat jew in florida and a couple of others before he can bomb the shit out of iranif he starts bombing this weekend, people might actually vote for bilzerian
>>62263307if you really think they'll strike then short spyif you're not that sure then sit in cash
>>62263315I don't like that cup on spy.
>AMD mooning>NVDA crateringLisa Su won. She fucking won.
>>62263309It's S and P.
>>62263324>AMD Market Cap: 730 Billion>NVDA Market Cap: 5.316 Trillionbro...
>>62263314miggers are too indoctrinated to dislike trump, even if strikes instantly double the price of gas
>>62263324>NVDA says during the call that CPUs are important (but also said NVDA is the #1 CPU seller)He did it to himself
>>62263314Florida primaries are on August 18? He won't wait that long
>>62263333checkedhe still cares more about the primaries than he does bombing iran tomorrowhe is afraid of losing them because if he's impeached he can potentially lose his griftsoxl 205+ on tuesday
>>62263265Because NVDA's guidance said they'd keep buying, duh.
Anything I need to sell before the war restarts or are all these relatively resilient? Obviously only applies to the ones with American flag since they’re the only ones I can potentially sell before the weekend. GAUZ is for the memes.
>>62263121>Bought one share of NVDA at 230>Sold at 219Am I doing this right?
>>62263353he's losing control of both houses in the midterms regardless of whether his chosen goys win the primaries, the senate will never have enough votes to remove him so nothing really happens
>>62263330I can't hear you over my 100 AMD positions.
>>62263309Nutella and Jelly sammiches?
>>62263362Did your bull thesis collapse during that price movement that caused you to sel?
>>62263336Can you elaborate? Wouldn't this be a positive signal?
>>62263333It's not indoctrination to dislike a retarded clown. It's human nature.
I wish I had $30k so I could throw it at AMD. Anyway, should I DCA right now or wait for a dip?
I’m putting 5k on Pulsar Helium. I think the attack is coming.
>>62263149Real quick boss I'm retarded How can the fraction be negative?
>>62263369That's the thing, it should be a positive signal for Nvidia, but I don't think they actually have the most CPU marketshare right now. I guess people are continuing the AMD momentum
Anyone noticing the quiet rotation into consumer defensives?
Selling my entire portfolio worth of spx 7500 odte calls.We're all gonna make it.
>>62263175California;Speaks Spanish Same climate/geography Higher gdp than all of Europe combined White enclaves abound with no boys in sight Damn boss
ibkr is fucking driving me crazyon the left, on the web app, where you account number is, and your total portfolio valueUnderneath, in green or red it will show the dollar amount that you're up or downI fucking want to see the percentage. why the fuck wont it let me add percent to it?
>>62263359Only thing that's going to restart is the two week taco counter.Trump is going to say that the deal was "absolutely unacceptable" and that if Iran does not make a serious offer "soon"he will be forced to unleash destruction that has never been seen before. Then he's going to bomb some basic shit and declare victory. Then Iran is going to blow up a ship. Then Trump is going to say that because of his unparalleled victory around now wants to make a deal. That's when the two more week counter restarts. Repeat this for the next 6 months at least.
>>622633875day:>KR: Crab>COST: Down>WMT: (obviously) down>TGT: Up>VSCO: Way UP HOLY SHIT VICTORIA'S GODS
>>62263379I know that in the consumer market it is AMD/Intel, but I would imagine ue was referring to large scale operations like datacenters. Regardless hilarious if he is lying or the markets interpret it differently.
>>62263280The fact that Chris Wright's lie about naval escorts and other pump news managed to move markets shows that markets are clueless
>>62263378It's a yield correlation I think, so 2month yield - 10 yr yield
Are MMs really gunna make me wait until 3:25 for the dump everyone but fry cooking wagies can see coming?We're 10$ over max pain on a big day. They've had the market locked up all day, just pull the trigger already.
>>62263378when they move in opposite directionsit's a correlation so a 1 would mean they're perfectly correlated, a negative 1 means perfect negative correlation and anything in between you get the gist
>>62263307Just because Trump is obviously planning it, that doesn't necessarily mean it will happen. He could still TACO at the last minute
>>62263309based
>>62263398Every time oil pushes up to $110 they release some horseshit about an Iran deal despite all Arab and Iranian news reporting there being no deal. It's like clockwork.
>>62263401disregard>>62263404this is correct
>>62263397I'm trying to find something new but Sept 2025 put all of ARM CPUs at 25% enterprise marketshare (which includes Google and others) https://www.delloro.com/news/data-center-semiconductors-and-components-up-44-percent-on-ai-hardware-demand-in-2q-2025/
>>62263405Weather turning against him. If there’s any ground elements to this. It will be 50 degrees in the area in a few weeks. Like the opposite of the Russian winter. Now’s the time.
this is very bad
Oh fuck axios reporting on the deal that means bombs are going to drop this weekendhttps://www.axios.com/2026/05/22/pakistan-munir-iran-deal-trump
world cup is in 3 weeks, the war is off, sorry bobos
12 years ago, I bought a few hundred dollars of google and Amazon shares as a joke. I spent like $500 on themThey're worth $7,000 today.
>>62263422Hotels are reporting dismal bookings. Trumps world cup will be the worst ever.
>>62263430ANONY THAT'S WONDERFUUUUUL I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOUU
>>62263435I can't bring myself to sell them, and they're my two biggest positions, and large enough to shift the weight of my portfolio
>>62263422The world cup will last until July 19. Would Trump really wait until then?
>>62263443He can't, fuel reserves are dwindling fast
Why no crash?I've been promised a crash since the start of the year, but nothing happens. AI isn't a fad, but it's overrated as fuck and we all know it. The US economy is fucked in all sorts of ways and we also all know it. So what are we waiting for?This is the first major crash where everyone is waiting for it, but nothing fucking happens.
>>62263117Jews trying to shake me out with scam pumps and government welfare on unprofitable tech company’s ran by jeets. Don’t get caught holding the bag
>>62263448It will crash when I buy. Your fates are all in my hands.
>presents
>>62263447whose fuel reserves?
Bobo is hiding after gloating the last few days. That's ok, you're still invited to the party, Bobo
Friendly reminder mumuIt’s a three day weekend sell now before you lose it all when markets opens on bloody Tuesday
>>62263456US strategic petroleum reserves
Nigger market
>>62263448This has been said by people every single year since Wall Street started.
JUST FUCKING DUMP IT ALREADY SO I CAN GO BEAT OFF HOLY SHIT STOP MAKING ME WAIT
>>62263448Market fundamentals can be fucked up for a long time before it crashes. And doomsayers predict a crash 200 times and a crash happens 1 time.
>>62263409Who would even make that picture? How much time do you have to spend online to make something like that?
>>62263475Play both sides...trvst the plqn..
Good luck powering behemoth data centers without energy fucktards.
>>62263482Ehhhm but the US is a net exporter of energy doe
>>62263481I already was I had calls this morning but its obvious that we will dump COMPLETLY UNEXPECTEDLY when MMs stand to cough up 10 billion if we close at this levelthey've had the market caged and locked in cuck status all day, none of the weeks scam pumps shook them out even a little bit today, SO JUST DUMP IT WE KNOW YOU HAVE ACES STOP SLOW ROLLING FAGGGGOOOOOOTTTTTS I WANA GO BEAT MY SCHLONG
>>62263243It's too obvious innit? Clearly it's a deception.
>>62263482america will print digital oil and energy which they are going to use to fuel data-centers. you may not like it and it might not even make sense to you but thats how it is.
>>62263488Sorry, but the market pump will continue.
>>62263488kek, slowrolling is such bad table etiquette>een zees club, I veel splash ze pot venever zer fahk I pleez
>>62263243Its memorial day weekend. Anyone with any power over anything is already on a flight to some exotic vacation destination. This one is literally a freebie for the wagie, yet they still won't take it.
>>62263480>Who would even make that picture?Because the West's total inability to understand the Arab mindset continues to be endlessly comical.
>>62263482We will persevere.
>>62263488DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY PUTS WILL EXPIRE WORTHLESS
>>62263448Just buy QQQ with no leverage and wait for a dipwhen the dip happens, >start buying TQQQ, with 5% of your portfolio value, at 5% dip>if it dips some more, to a 10% downturn, buy 10% TQQQ>now at 15% QQQ>if it dips below 20%, buy another 10%>now 25% TQQQ>if it dips below 30%>buy 20% TQQQ>now 55% TQQQ>if it dips below 40%, buy 20%>now 75% TQQQ>If it dips below 50%>now 100% TQQQ>if it dips below 50%>empty out your savings account, rummage in your couch to buy more TQQQ with, and buy TQQQ with 20% margin>if it dips below 80%>pray>if it dips below 90%>RIP you just blew upYou should face stuff with no fear
this market is un-investable now
hovr, thoughts?
pls Jerome
Reminder to everyone to not panic when we start "bombing the fuck out of" Iran. It's going to look horrible, and there's going to be tons of blood and piss and shit, but at the end of the day it means the straight will be re-opened and the oil will flow. This will bring DOWN the price of oil. #Boss
>>62263510How so? As long as there's movement there's plays to be made.
>>62263510na ur just a bitch tbdesu
Two more weeks.
WTFWT
finally
Power hour gogogo
Iran just flew over my house
>>62263520As long as Israel is calling the shots the bombing is always on the table and markets are pricing in a sense of security that can be upended in a moment.
>>62263511the only thing that matters is news headlines and fraudulent earnings reports. nobody cares about the fundamentals anymore.
>>62263532what did you do? you summoned sour hour
oh wow how totally unexpectedOBNOXIOUS SLOW ROLLING FAGGOTS KEEP ME FROM BEATING OFF MARKET MAKING NIGGERS
double top
>>62263520#diamond hands
>>62263532You didn't post the gifThat's why it didn't work
>>62263541You're not playing against fundamentals you're playing against the other retards playing the market.
*ahem*>...*ahem*>...*AHEM*FUCK QCOM
IT'S GOING DOWN MY BASTERD SAVE ME AXIOSBERG
YES MU TURN RED LIKE YOUR BROTHERS
what is this sour houri'm losing everything
>>62263565
I’m finna buy this dip on margin
>Big NVDA beat>Every other semi skyrockets except NVDAlollmao
>>62263556I've just accepted that the oil numbers will be total bullshit until the last drop is sucked out of the reserves because they government will tell any lie to keep the clownshow going until they are physically unable to do so. Everyone instinctually knows this and is either in denial or assuming things will go back to normal before that happens.
>>62263572happens like every time for some reason
>>62263569See you in the wreckage .
pump it
this dip is so gay, probably a fakeout pff
>>62263520That's only true if the US military has figured out a way to destroy Iran's drone and missile bases. Otherwise, not only will the strait remain closed, a lot of Gulf oil infrastructure will probably be toast. The US military might have found a way, but I suspect a resumed bombing of Iran is just to please Trump's donors
Memorial Day flash sale
>>62263574no global reserves are just xbox hugethis could go on for a couple of years and only third world countries would get financially demolished while everyone else just pays a bit more for gas and food
Status?
IES treated me very well this week, I am up £3000 or 4032 of your dollars. I have put £5k in at these higher levels hoping to ride it up over the next few years as the stock finally wakes up from the long slumber. We'll see if I regret that, but I am quietly confident.
>>62263574Ignore what I wrote. I misread the table.
>>62263585We have space based lazer systems to shoot the drones out of the sky boss.
Shoulda sold the top
I knew i should have sold before he opened his fucking mouth
Bobos time starting early this weekend
bros does this mean that one 1 contract sold the entire day, isnt that bad
0DTE SPX 7500 calls
Is it pumping or getting raped on chewsday
I'm going to let you guys know a secretIf you're bullish on AIYou should be bullish on MSFTMSFT has the second most compute on any entity in the world, second only to Google.I think the frontier model race is going to close in, with the top models being very simiarly capableSo if you want a cheap AI stock, buy MSFT. MSFT is down 14% YTD and sold at a discount compared to the other AI namesMicrosoft's ecosystem, is as well, very compatible with sorts of AI ecosystems that would be plausible for the future. Microsoft could easily transition to an AI OS, where Windows is used as the base, but there's an AI agent living in your Windows system that does shit for you.If you're not bullish on AI, then why the fuck would you not have MSFT? It's one of the most profitable companies in the world.
>>62263463US crude stocks can last 46 weeks at current drawdown rates. Total stocks of oil and oil product can last 85 weeks.However(1) Well before zero day occurs, even the most optimistic trader should start to realize where things is going, and so intertemporal arbitrage should cause prices to spike.(2) Oil pipes need to be filled in order for pumps to work, so the minimum level of stocks is actually above zero.(3) Oil products are not substitutes for each other(4) Other countries might be less keen than the US to fully deplete stocks, and thus foreign demand for US oil might increase
I keep an eye on this autistic dude on X. He seems to ex tactical air command. Has some interesting info from time to time especially during the last phase of war. He had stuff first before you saw it in news articles. Last time he said the exact same thing on February 28th. “Last post on Iran tonight until wings up”
>>62263613How much are you gonna lose
>>62263601Someone better inform the mariners and insurers about this, so that traffic through the strait can resume
>>62263620410 I bought 10 @.40
>>62263617>US crude stocks can last 46 weeks at current drawdown ratesLOLbasically right until after mid term elections
>>62263619Thank you.
>>62263628I don't know shit about options, do you paid $4 now you're gonna owe $410?
>>62263616>MSFT has the second most compute on any entity in the worldShit stained H1B visa fingers typed this post.
>>62263601We should have Elon transport the oil through space. Or directly ship it to the space data centers.
Long weekend bombing incoming.
Market opens on taco Tuesday next week
>>62263637Na option prices are multiplied by 100, each contrtact was $40 plus $1 commission
>>62263613I literally can't imagine buying those calls with zero understanding of gamma exposure.Like my nigger, it was walled. On a friday. Into a long weekend.
>>62263641that's what i'm thinking, if the bombing stars it will end Monday and a peace deal will be "imminent" again, it's all so tiresome
>>62263616>Microsoft could easily transition to an AI OS, where Windows is used as the base, but there's an AI agent living in your Windows system that does shit for you.dear jeet, claude is already doing this on my linux setup, don't need windows for that
I have a new motivation to get rich, embryo selection
>>62263648To give you an idea these contracts were going for $1250 two hours ago I just paid $40
>>62263616>>62263651Literal subhumans.
>>62263619You should just follow my posts. I've called out like 40 or 50 of the last 3 strikes on Iran boss.
>>62263630May 15 to Nov 3 is only 24 weeks. But the drawdown rate might increase over time, so crude stocks might not last 46 weeks.I also recall seeing a claim made in the Economist that, if the US SPR goes below 150 million barrels, it would compromise the structural integrity of the salt caverns in which much of the oil is stored, so it cannot be done except in an extreme emergency
>>62263658So that's where my cat went.
power half hourPLEASE!
>>62263665Shut the fuck up. You’re the dumbest brick here
Nice try Mr market im not falling for it
>>62263666They need to resolve the situation before then anyway because if they hit SPR operational tank bottoms with WTI in the 95-110 range then everything is going to go to hell in a hand basket overnight
POWERRRRR
>>62263670Takes one to know one boss.
>>62263565THEY WERE YOUR BROTHERS TOO SNDK
it's funny seeing people lamenting missing out on NVIDIA or Sandisk, or any other stock that went up by 500+ percent in a year.As if those guys wouldn't have fumbled and sold as soon as it started dipping even for just one or two days of red after a 40% gain or something.
>>62263682People will do this with INFQ.
>smigger baggots crine while markets are up for the dayBlood on the streets tuesday.
>>62262776Fresh off a 3 day and I still have a red dog dickMempry bros how we feeling?Some give me a LEAP to buy
>>62263692kodak
This weekend I’m gonna clean my garage instead of just playing video games
>>62263692ELF
>>62263699Do it pussy you won't
>>62263699responsibilitymaxxing
>>62263692Good, good>>62263565HEYY THAT'S NOT NICE >:(
>>62263009Memory is my main stock. Bigly on mu and sndk
>>62263009yee bro read this https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/south-koreans-liquidate-savings-insurance-155413654.html
did I just short the top?
Why bitcoin down?
why male models?
>>62263661>>62263648Now there is no bid, 15 minutes left tho
power fifteen minutes..... please.......
Infq recovery!
What is Powell doing? Get in there and pump the market
Bull trapSold everything
>>62263705>barely up since the callIt'll go even lower, won't it?
FUTU
>>62263699I'm probably going to be doing overtime for my wagie job all weekend. How is a man supposed to blow his money researching, buying, and losing money on meme stocks like this?
>>62263762>>62263762>>62263762
I got some questions ive been waiting to post in a new thread
>>62263746Bear trap, just bought
>>62263765>Girls Band CrabNOOOOOOOO don't
>>62263696Why?
>>62263705Hot
>>62263782Uh oh
>>62263510You are un-investable
>>62263510just say you're broke babe, its ok
>>62263387I’m just assuming he picked the best set he could get or he’s got shit taste.
