Bobo is about to get redeemed edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://HindiPoopMusic.comhttps://brokerchooser.comhttps://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62333425
premarker is pumping
first for buying 0dte call at openwatch me
Roundhouse kick the orange mongoloid in the neck.
jeetchads asserting dominance with NO FUCKS givenno wonder the world belongs to india
>>62335363I hope the CCP decides India is threatening enough that they're willing to accept my investments into their glorious superior system.
Coal ready to pump hard this week and next at least
Trump is going to sign a peace dealIt will be the best peace deal, historic, it will show how strong America and Trump is and it will wreck the nasty nasty bears, they are nasty people who hate America those bears and they will find out what it’s like to bet against america
Pokemon is real big?I got my Pokemon card collection in the 90s. I had like a holographic Charizard, and a bunch of others that were valuable at the time, as well as JP cards. I got offered $500 for my collection by a card shop in the 90s. I don't even know what their values are today, but it must be high.I gave my Pokemon card collection to my nephew a year ago. I refuse to give them to money grubbing man children.
My Pokémon cards are long gone, weirdly I have a bunch of yugioh around though
>nows
We are opening red
>Korea down 8.3%>Japan sown 3.5%Bobo hold on we can talk about this
>>62335519Look at this retard and laugh.
>>62335061So SOXL is going to slingshot, isn't it? It dropped from 270 to 170 over the course of 36 hours and now it's going to snap back because Korea can't supply memory and Storage and etc via SK Hynix and Samsung, right?Right?
By my calculation MU is closing at over 9000.
Why yes I slurped massively at 355pm friday how could you tell?
>>62335526Nah, this is acrually just hedge funds and market manipulators wanting to fuck over retailers one last time for all the fucking stupid fuck shit retards that decided to short the bottom. No crying at the casino bobo!
>>62335511it doesn't sit well with me all these faggots out there money grubbing over a children's hobby and raiding the stockpiles in stores of pokemon cards and buying everything and not leave any for children.
>>62335537So what? Fuck the kids. You really think retarded cardboard cards with faggot imaginary animals is what kids need? What are you gay?
>>62335537It’s bizarre desu, there’s a card collecting shop not too far from where I live, never set foot there as it’s pure neckbeard manchild territory rather than something for kids
>MRVL pre-marketFuck I’m regretting taking the profit before
>>62335536>boboI'm talking about 170 was the draw-back for the slingshot up.
>>62335537It didn't sit well with me when they did it with the Pokemon GAMES, even. But at least you can put those on a flash cart and give them to a kid. The card games have long stopped being a thing for kids and is just a speculation market, now. I guess there's always Digimon cards...
>>62335567There's definitely kids that love Pokemon cards
>>62335504President Camacho? I'm waiting for him to start shilling Brawndo live on TV.The idiocracy is in full swing.Long electrolytes.>>62335519Default risk/Credit default swaps as priced by the market in Korea and GCC has fallen to pre-war levels and remains there in spite of recent violence.US media ranks on left and right remain closed in support of Israel.Now is not the moment of Bobo ascendency.
day 127 of bombing oil fields while the price of oil goes down and tech goes up 3% a day every day because the new chat bot is cute or whatever.
>>62335567magic the gathering has had its own pseudo stock market for decades now (Hasboro). they literally release pseudo "stock news" for magic card price changesif you are trying to make money on cardboard I would suggest you look there. they were around before Pokemon and will be around after.. manchildren that make 300k/yr as an engineer or whatever literally spend millions over decades on this shitPokemon cards are closer to shitcoins/NFTs and magic cards are blue chip
> futures
>>62335606based slurper
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME
i bought back into SOXL and DRAM. expect friday to repeat again now.
>>62335624WHAT HAPPENEDEDE``!`!?`?=!?!?!
NEW CEASEFIRE
>>62335595it's a new paradigm
DRAM is pumping back
ahem TO THE MOOOOON
>>62335567>>62335602I have a modest MtG collection of a few thousand cards and I highly recommend avoiding cardboard speculation. The game devs know in advance which cards will moon because they're in direct control of printing. If you aren't in the know, then the only way to capitalize on the secondary market is to already be in possession of a gigantic collection built over the past 30 years and wait for news. Unless you sell directly to other collectors, you will always only get 50% MSRP and if you're selling based on news, then other collectors are only going to be selling, not buying. The only way to make consistent money at it is to either open your own card shop (and be broke most of the time) or be a disgusting scalper rat who fistfights browns at Target and Walmart for first dibs on fresh stock.
If market open gapes MU I will be upset.
I hope fellow intcels kept calm and kept hodling.
>prudent and transparent AVGO, no surprises>great job macro numbersCrash the markets>promise of IPOs by conmanBull run
>>62335606SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>>62335692The S&P isn't letting the IPO's in is the biggest issue because it blocks like 80% of retirement funds from auto buying it. To the plan to use everyone's 401k's as exit liquidity so OpenAI could pay it's bills to Oracle kind of went up in flames
>>62335671starcity games is legit if you are trying to sell cardboard>publicly posted buy/sell list on website of exact pricesthey will get you closer to like 75% retail and they will buy all your shit bulk. I sold all my shit to them in person but you can mail or whatever
>>62335656>already back to 60
WHAT WAS THAT
Intel is kinda....
>>62335708please respond
Maaan, I missed the pre market opening ceasefires. Infinite money making glitch
>>62335802profit takingzero
>>62335809Don't worry you get another chance tomorrow
Lets all pray for a green open and close gentlemen. Blessed be thy /smg/. Allahu akhbar
>>62335876inshallah we will all be winners
>israel and Iran outright bombing each other last night>somehow gas at my local station was at the lowest it has been in months this morning Seriously, how? Why?
dead fag bounce
Fuck it..Holding puts until it either makes money or expires worthless.Fuck this gay bullshit..Never investing again.
>>62335894oils a scam always has been. it literally gushes from the earth all over the place in unlimited quantities
>I wasn't fast enough to buy more micronwell, it is what it is
>>62335901your not investing bro, but good luck
SpaceX IPO is Friday, trillions waiting to reenter the market once inflation cools. Multiple AI listings still to happen.Buy the dip.
Chevron has positioned itself as an energy provider for the artificial intelligence boom, investing in large-scale, behind-the-meter gas power generation. Microsoft is currently in negotiations to use the first site in west Texas.
QQQ already running out of steam
>>62335907>oracle the same day as the CPIspoopy
>>62335595That Jeff guy is quite the clickbaiter. Got no backlash for that attempt to use a PCIe GPU on a Pi.But please crash the market back down, guys. :(((((((((((
>>62335901You can’t “invest” in options
USAR bros.. why arent we poomping
Intelchads we did it
>>62335912Chevron is the safest way to play the ai trade. I prefer going out further on the risk curve but this is definitely a respectable buy and hold.
>>62335922Is fucking over, losing steam already...
Never seen a market open this indecisive in a long time.
>>62335536>market makers and algos are fucking over retail bobos only!>bobos represent the largest segment of retail and we all know they want to fuck retail as hard as possible!>mumu? nah only 200 retail traders, all on /biz/ are mumus, the majority of retails, 99.9% are bobosFucking kek do you hear yourself. Delusional and I say this as person who generally bets bullish because I understand the market is a scam.
Made 100% on my intc calls at openBOBOS GET FUCKED AGAIN FUCK YOU DUMB NIGGERS OLLIE FOR LIFE NIGGA
>>62335925I was promised a retest of 80 3000 years ago
uh oh stinky
>gooks were limit down and people are trying to rally EWY/DRAMGood luck.
kospi>-8.29%>hit circuit breakersDRAM>up 8.24%how is this a thing?
I said I was gonna sell on a green monday as I'm expecting the spaceX ipo to pop the ai bubble. now that it's green I don't wanna sell, what is wrong with me?
Looks a dead cat bounce??
>>62335938korean market limited down in response to the US market.
So......is it up or down? I'm scared to look>>62335562You're so fucking damn cute you know that?
>>62335939kospi closed before good news
>>62335944all my shit is down, but everything else is up
>>62335941an IPO is not going to pop this bubble retard. there needs to be a cataclysmic event such as FAG7 with poor earnings/negative outlook.
FUCKING CRASH ALREADY!!!!!!!
>>62335061Fake pump or we are so back.I freaked out and almost sold my memory on friday.
CAM ON DRAM MAKE SOME HECKIN' GAINS!
>>62335939Yeah I do not understand, basically all of the holdings from Asia went to hell today, but still +8 fucking percent.Winbond: -9.75Kioxia: -8.01Hynix: -7.68Nanya: -8.86Samsung: -10.18Weird shit.
>>62335914I can't help but be somewhat pessimistic.
>>62335954holy sale prices
>>62335944CheckedAll green for me. Even my bing bing wahoos are up nearly 4% today
>>62335912>>62335926CEO of chevron was on Bloomberg last week talking about the Hormuz shit and Venezuela. Venezuela is repaying billions to Chevron this year and he hinted about the possibility of renewing operations there now that we cucked them. He was one of the most well-spoken/intelligent people I have ever seen and that alone made me wanna buy Chevron
>>62335949kekyou could have bought comfy REITs that, although underperform the broad market, pay nice divvys and hold steady in defensive times. perfect for a IRAand you blew it all on options
>>62335944My folio got almost cut in half last week, but the neat thing about options is that they're not path dependent. If an option drops 50% it doesn't mean the option needs to rally 100% to get back, because options in essence don't rally, the underlying does.
>>62335959it will probably be an underwhelming one
uhh intcels we are going back down to 40 right?
>>62335954Newsfeed says Korea experienced a marketwide crash from Iran war hearing up again. SK is even more reliant on foreign oil than we are.
>>62335948widespread realization that AI isn't gonna make enough money for how much it costs is gonna pop the bubble. spaceX is now a conglomerate with xAI so if spaceX ipo dumps, one of the major AI players also dumps. Would it cause the bubble to pop? if we knew it would have already popped.
>>62335963>hold steady in defensive timesBS
hpe now almost as low as it was pre-pump
>>62335971What kind of stupid asshole actually sees a future where Musk and Jenson lose in the end? Yeah yeah, muh fuckin bubble, muh fundamentals. You're not that nigga. You're playing in their game.
>>62335954Despite Kioxia having an absolutely abysmal session in Tokyo, somehow my KXIAY opened +4% today. I guess KXIAY just got all of the dropping done on Friday so the Japanese tanking today didn't make much difference.
We rise
>>62335962Mike wirth is honestly one of the best CEOs of all times for energy majors. He’s executed multiple great deals in the 2020’s.
>>62335977I think they're both spooks but yes you're right. Spooks don't lose.
GRRRbros...
>>62335973HELD STEADYDOES NOT INCLUDE THE 5.5% DIVIDEND YIELD
>>62335982>buying anything named gorilla
>>62335982Deploy the needful
>>62335954Give me direct shares in Hynix and Samsung, not this ADR stuff theyre considering nor that one etf that bundles stuff i dont care for. Those koreans gamble very hard and it risks destroying my investment harder than some leveraged stocks do.
QCUM bros... its going to hit $300, right?
>>62335977>I'm going to cling to their balls, surely they will take me with themthe ipo dumping wouldn't even be them losing, it's their exit strategy to finally liquify their money. also I'm pretty sure the ipo would make musk the first trillionaire, no? this is just an ego stunt of his probably.
>>62335982>1 week low>My total return is an estimated -$19.80Dark times, brothers. Dark times indeed.
i bought a lot of SPY 0DTE callsthis is your signal to exit the markets
>tfw DRAM is in a constant battle between people who will slurp at 60 and people getting out at 60+
Is it all just a farce?
>>62335989Think if I write him a polite letter he'll wire me a paltry hundred grand?
>>62335993I bought TLT 592DTE calls.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TIME!!!!!!
>>62335996The hedgies already left Friday, buyers will eventually win
Why is /smg/ so slow today? Still haven't looked at my portfolios updated value >.<
>CIEN offeringtime to slurp I guess
>>62336011op is transwe dont like this thread
why cant silver just fucking go up? im tired of bag holding this. it shouldnt be like this.
>>62336006trust the plan
So are you goy going to buy or sell? This shit is getting boring.
Looks like we are headed for a dump. I'll check back in later today.
which way will it break outtake bets
DRAM has dipped below 60 again.
https://youtu.be/U3-n3TMzL6o
WTFWT
>Suddenly vertically down>>62336006You jinxed it.INCOMING!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>NVDA
>>62335989the money they raise is going straight back into the 1KYAE project of Total World Domination.idk if you noticed but every third world tinpot shithole (by which i mean, every single country on earth that isnt america) is literally tripping over itself to park its assets in american banks and assets.i hate to inform the detractors and doomposters, but american glowies are 100% committed to the american project, the valuations will go higher, and the rockets will continue launching at an exponential rate to the point that space mining and space colonisation become economically feasible.America is unironically the Last Country On Earth, in the sense that everyone is already american whether they realize it or not. its the only country that matters, everyone else is a larper.
It's over (again)
This market makes no sense.
>>62336021no way its over already right, theres no way, no way...
Dump 2.0 coming. I am logging out and going for a hike.
AXIOS?? TRUMP???? HELLO??????
>>62336011sorry i was working out, now i'm making soup
>>62336030it actually does >>62336020it went exactly up the half of its friday dumpnow we go a bit down to consolidate and probably will go up tomorrow again
>THERE SHE GOES>THERE SHE GOES AGAIN
>>62336030Line goes up. Don't bet against America
>>62335993WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO AAAAAAAAAA
>>62336030This was a pretty textbook dead cat bounce.
>>62336030The house always wins
I'm still down 30% on dram even with this pump
>>62336014Suck my dick faggot, you can always bake your own gay ass thread bitch.
>>62335969Google signed an order of millions of TPUs with Intel and Nvidia said they’d be conducting early test on the 18A node, so I’m thinking no, and we’re so fucking back
GOOGL approaching slurp status
no crying in the casinohere you get the play bookbuy a little further down the line>>62336049i shit in your mothers mouth you tranny dogyou were crying for the past 2 generals that no one wants to use your tranny thread slice your throat dog
>Buy META at $588 before I get in the shower>Get out of shower and find myself down>Check cost basis again and realize that I typed $598 accidentallyWhat's the best way to request a refund from Mark Meta?
>>62336056This is why I just market buy.
>>62336047Sell now. Only downhill from here.
DRAM/MU is going to keep fading.The institutions grinded it down on Friday nice and slow and they're going to keep liquidating.Puts are too expensive they know.
DRAM has gone below 59.You should probably get out now.
>all the doomersIt was literally a 50-50 shot you retardsAnd now bears lost (again)
>>62336055I posted new thread, people came to my thread, and now you are the one crying in my thread you faggot bitch. There is no crying at the casino you dumb queermo.
BROS ALL OUR GAINS ARE EVAPORATING??????????????????????
>>623360213 solid green days and 2 crabs and we recoovered the Friday damage
lolI remember an anon screaming at me because I didn't ant to buy CBRSwhere did that anon go? I haven't heard a peep from him
There is a bear inside me.
>>62336056Damn dude. You bought Mark Meta's bag (the worst AI stock) and you tipped for it too.
>>62336046CC chads win
>>62336058>>62336059Into what?>>62336065always wait a month or two
>>62335901>>62335910>>62335919its wild that zoomers are so fucking dumb now that they think 100x leverage 7dte options are "investing"kids nowadays are so desensitized to gambling and so bad at math lmao. its just like 25 years of them watching YouTube videos with some cuck saying tech is going to moonshot on top of the moonshot and that women will touch your penis if you buy 1000x leverage spacex
black monday or green monday? neither, just crab.
Where's the monday bloodbath?
Wet dog dicker, red and longI'm feeling better today bros I lost like 30k friday but at least I didnt sell my mu or sndk
>>62336072its not about the women, its about not being a wageslave.
DRAM DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Permabear 24/7 Wallstreet was right.https://files.catbox.moe/3lfjbh.ogg
>>62336065And he's down almost 50% nowsince he bought the to of the opening day lol
>>62336067>>62336057I only placed a limit order this time because the stock is crappy. I was planning a quick swing, but now I'm a "value investor."
>>62336072Thats a whole week unc
>>62336077I'm still holding DRAM bitch. Diamond hands.
why would market open green just to dump and mess with our feelings
I sold all the shit I bought on Friday for a small profit. Check the volume.
>>62335061>Porn in the OPMoooooooodsssss
>>62336080value under performsand, we are going through a period of market disruptionvalue investing is a huge riskAdobe is on sale at a value price, but would you buy it?
>>62336054The future does not look bright. Their AI is shitty. Have you used it? Questions regarding "simple things" like quests in games get screwed up. Imagine more important tasks. Screwed me more than once in Baldur's Gate 2, I stopped using it and went to Copilot.
>>62336077
>>62336085Imagine being this much of a baby back BITCH
>>62336056What did you think how jews win except via tricks kike that?
>>62336088What? Gemini works great. I'll agree the free bullshit it spits out on the top of the Google searches can sometimes be hit or miss, but even that's improved massively since 6 months ago.
>>62336087>Adobe is on sale at a value price, but would you buy it?they're likely to continue having good earnings for as long as they have a chokehold on the creative software market, but man could i not be less interested in investing in such a predatory company
>>62336088Nano Banana is really good. Although for certain requests GPT Image 2 is better. You're right about Gemini though.
>>62336088Yeah I just got a huge top signal myself
>>62336088`gemini has ruined manyof my slay the spire runs.
>>62336087I know. The only value stock I'd buy right now is ELF. ADBE is a piece of crap.>>62336091I was thinking critically of Israel at the time. Hmm...
>>62336095I'm using Chinese shit (qwen) for tradingagents on my macmini.
>>62336096Skill issue
>>62336096Its so gay how limited they've made them for image generation. Sometimes I have an edgy joke in mind and it always says some gay ass shit about not being allowed to generate it.
>>62336011Hegies are on vacation and slurpies are slurping. The first group got mad at the suggestion a few days ago that money was being pulled out of the stock market for vacations and shakeouts. Yeah there is that AI bubble. Should not affect other sectors too much. Everything dumping made no sense otherwise. Oh well some people need a vacation and young retail investors have a good buying opportunity.
>>62335984O will drop 40% during a happening just like it did with that COVID lockdowns dildo.bonds, shitcoins, cash, oil, tech and metals all move together now. there is no good defensive asset other than cash to deploy at the short lived bottoms.
>>62336095If you need to generate aesthetic looking humans gpt is the only choice. Gemini will be a complete primadonna in trying to make beautiful women, often making them look like they're in their late 30s or something and just mid. You can try to specify only kpop starlets and it kinda works then, but it's a hassle making it always about that.
Did markets finally remember that there is still a war going on?
>>62336104>defensive asset pokemon anon
>>62336107What the fuck are you talking about? The AI war?
>>62336096Grok doesn't seem to mind. Brb, learning about other popular internet meme frogs.
MU earnings in two weeks, will it be as bad as AVGO?
Too many of yall look at the one minute candle and run your mouths about it
>>62336015silver is up 85.44% this year. you bought the top retard.
>>62336107No one cares about the war. I feel like a nuclear bomb could drop in Tehran and oil would go down to 87 at this point
>>62336094Sears and Blockbuster had great earnings for years long after everyone knew the internet would eat away at their business.Eventually, it did not end well for either companywhen you buy shares in a company, you aren't just buying a slice of their current earnings. You're buying their future potential as well and it can take a disastrous turn for the worst if they eventually get pushed out.
>>62336107You better check Axios again you retard.
A country could technically generate a stock market that goes up every day, if they simply devalue the currency constantly. Numbers go up, no real return or improving living standards. Really think about this for a moment and you might understand a few things better.
>>62336107The market hasn't even remembered that there's a GENOCIDE IN GAZA.
>>62336096Works on my machine
>>62336121Good goy
>>62336015don't worry comex will default in 2 weeks
>>62336124how do i short AISTK?
>>62336074When AI normalizes genetic engineering and embryo selection, every baby in the future will look like this and have a 200 IQ
>>62336088I feel like Grok does very well in grabbing the correct information. My anecdote.Japs are notorious for their shitty wiki pages, absolutely awful to find information in some of them. Wanted to find a specific thing from within a wikipage fully in Jap and it managed to grab out the relevant information I wanted by just linking the site and explaining my request.
>>62336077I CAST MIGHTY BARRIER
where is my axios candle
>>62336113I believe it'll be good, mainly because it won't have VMWare related problems because Broadcom are a bunch of kikes
>>62336133Prob Wednesday
Degen Koreans getting liquidated today is the best thing that could happen to the marketThese fucking "people", Koreans, were going to push us into a huge bubble and ruin the whole fucking thing. There needs to be sustained, healthy growth in valuation not some 10x shit in one quarter shit the Koreans were pushing.This is what is good for the market. Let it grow in the healthiest way possible. Bubbles, once they get out of control don't end well even if the base that's driving the growth is good.Bubbles get bad when the retards get in charge. Koreans are the retards that are threatening the whole world. If they blow this they could take us with them. You can't let the retards get in charge. Just for good measure, we need to do another fake out on the Koreans and get them to load up on 0dte calls and pull the rug out from under them and watch kospi dump another 10%
>AAOIbased
I hate this gay fucking market so much
>>62336140wtf is the 1 week chart on this shitstock
>>62336096>>62336088>>62336054I've had two smart people (one a boomer, the other a zoomer) tell me how much they like Google Gemini, but I refuse to use it. Can someone give me a quick rundown? Is it good, bad, woke or based, etc.?
>TLT down>long dated calls on TLT upNice
>>62336129Agreed. Grokipedia is great as well. I try to use it more.
i love this heterosexual market so much
GETY bros... they gave us a brief pause from the anal rape
Trump has lost me so much money it's insane
the only winner in this market is david soxl
>>62336151How?
Gorilla smiGRRRsWe are so back!
>>62336151>Trump has lost me so much money
>>62336154Check say the price of 1st majestic Friday before the war until today
>>62336106>trying a prompt with GPT>GPT: "I'll make sure not to oversexualize the image"But that's what I want though
i want red
>>62336151Blood for the blood gods
WOLF still not recovering.
>>62336027How would you generate this slop without NVDA?
>>62336161
lolmy diversification tickers are>LLY>GS>XOM>CVX
Holy shit it's so green bros...
>>62336120people were talking about TINA/there is no alternative since the 1980sthey keep printing more money and devaluing it then companies have to constantly be appraised at higher values just to keep up with the money burningthey keep making more money and it has to go somewhere. most of it aggregates at the top over time so its not really a problem and its the only way governments can function now (pay debt with debt)either>pay debt with debt and become a world power with the magic of infinite debtor>be humble banana farmer country the US bombs every few years if you don't give them free oil
>>62336144Checked. Have they tried any other? Google is like a bank with their weird product ecosystem. Problem is it traps you, making it difficult to move. Just like a cheap homeloan bank requiring you to open another account with them for better rates, etc.
We’re so back quantum bros
>mfw another day in this looney tunes market
>>62336142>down bigly>up bigly
>he literally didn't slurp friday at closeits like you scallywags hate free money
>>62336168That was sort of the joke
>>62336184recommend me a poptart that i wont get diabetes eating anon
WHERE IS THE FUCKING VOLUMEI DONT LIKE THIS
>>62336124>AISTKlmfao
>>62336124>crypto tearslmao why's that there
it's up but also it's gonna take forever to recover from friday's losses at this rate
>>62336202I have no idea why that ended up in the image but I like it
Vix is putting me to sleep
>>62336207Fr I boughted like 100 uvix an hour ago. So sleepy
>>62336184I refrained from rolling shorts that had made money, best I could do.
Seeing how devasting Thursday and Friday visualized like this is wild. Hopefully we're back all week.
>>62336184true. My folio the day after slurping every time
>>62336172I would argue>PFE>HOOD>PBRwill outperform your lineup but they are aite
>>62336216my biggest regret is I already allocated 20k for spacex IPO and didnt have more $$$ for slurping.
>>62336222hmm what kind of gains do you think you'll make on that? long term hold?
How much money did the US pay IRAN to stop sperging on Israel?
>>62336124>the fucking chairlmao, this is why I'm a Google stocks owner, and I leave the other memeAI stonks to peasants
>>62336222You're buying on Friday?
>>62336184I buyed 6/18 calls around 2pm so not a perfect slurp but still p tasty
>>62336121There's not a genocide in Gaza.
>>62336239The mass murder of a racial or religious group simply for membership in that racial group is all that's required for it to be a genocide. There's no requirement that it be more than 271,000 people.
why is EUAD so shit? it should be on the steady incline with all the rearming orders coming from yuropeons trying to diversify away from american primes instead we get whatever the fuck this is
>>62336239I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS POST
/smg/ told me it would be black monday why is it green
i get it nowthe line goes up no matter what
>reach breakeven after months of being underwater>suddenly get strong urge to sell
This market is heterosexual and real.
I have the opportunity to buy a house in Ukraine for $10,000should I invest in it?
>>62336254until the CPI on Wednesday is horrible (again, again) and we dump but the SpaceX IPOs and we pump and then axios announces a peace deal soon and we hit new ATHs next week on all bad news and lies again
HAHAHAHAi hope trump gives him a pardon just to flex on cryptopoors
>>62336239More than 50% of the deaths in Gaza are women and children.
>>62336262I bet he'll bribe Trump with some pin the weasel.
I MISSED THE GENERATIONAL SOXL DIP WWWWTFFFFFFFF
>>62336254NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT
>>62336246>>62336263Israel warns them in advance of air strikes. Israel told civilians to evacuate to the south. Is that what a genocidist would do?But keep living in your fantasy world of Nazi/Moslem lies. The real world is just not for you.
>>62336251Too dependant on government spending for my liking.
>>62336239
>>62336263If it was a 100% we would be winning the war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD5M6UJEv1s
>>62336271There'll be another one next week.>>62336275>They warn themThat's irrelevant. Even when their infrastructure was intact, calling somebody at 2am 5 minutes before you drop a bomb on their apartment building is the kikiest pilpulliest kapparot ever. Or it was until you shut off their electricity and sent mass text warnings to people who haven't been able to charge their cell phones in two weeks.
Happy that MU is recovering but like the stupid fuck that I am I bought it at 1k so I still got more waiting to do
>>62336263And those stats are intentionally combined in a way to obfuscate the fact that 85% of them are 14-17 year old child soldiers
>>62336275Does Israel warn the individual children that IDF snipers shoot in the head while they’re walking to school? Does Israel warn the villages that it drops white phosphorus on? Stupid ass nigger.
>>62336211Terrible thread
We're reaching levels of fakeness and gayness that I didn't think were possible.
>>62336287>Slurped at $850 Master Race right here>TFW
>>62336261Hey we don't have to like the news, or the market. We just have to profit from it.This is something I learned a long time ago. Feelings, logic, and emotions stay off the casino floor, only numbers and patterns matter. Logic says that there's no way that we're going to keep pumping because CPI has been in the toilet, logic holds up p/e charts and doomposts all day, feelings mention that we are in multiple wars and the strait is closed, there's no way pumping can continue if oil is hitting $5 a gallon. Emotions harp on and on about the AI bubble and how these companies have no customers, having to ramp up prices on all their tiers and harshly restrict free tiers to squeeze the few customers they have and still be in debt.None of that matters. What does matter? Number is going up, so it will keep going up. The markets will rattle as logic, feelings, and emotions clash, but as long as number goes up, you don't have to like it or hate it. You just have to ride it.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i mean who cares korea dropped 8%who cares if the dollar is worthlesswho cares if there is no oilJENSEN SAID MARVELL WILL 4X ALL IN ALL IN ALL IN LEATHER JACKET HAS SPOKEN AHHHHHHHHH
>>62336297The S and P is still below 9000, I agree
You missed your chance to buy oil for $89 friday
>>62336288>85% of them are 14-17 year old child soldiersYes. Everybody Israel kills is a terrorist or child soldier. Even the infants in the back seats of their father's stopped car at a check point.
I'm still holding DRAM, holy fucking shit.
How come Samsung and SK Hynix are down almost 10% but DRAM is up by 10%? Something is fucky.
But some more tech this morning now 2x my portfolio instead of 1.5x
>>62336303If Korean industry goes into crisis, then Taiwan industry gets the benefits of being able to provide supplies.
>MU already running up to a 1000 againniggers
>>62336303Korea could drop 100% but until that makes OUR markets hurtDoesn't matterNumber goes up
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/FwFsvx1KfgA?si=1rojN0oBTlolpBZ3
>>62336311Their time zone is in the past, this mornings selloff in Korea was really Friday's.Tonight they will have reverse circuit breakers in Korea.
>>62336311because those are the Korean tickers and the korean market closed hours ago after a huge dump that hit the circuit breakers
>>62336320>>62336320>>62336320
>>62336311Are you really retarded enough to think you could just check korean markets and it would act like a crystal ball in the US?
>>62336340Holy fuck you are an immense retard
>>62336271Yea i should have bought back in. Seems good to swing like your mother swings from my little pink nuts
>>62336298I really should have done this after seeming my soxl. I was too busy crying on Friday
>>62336300Based and true.
>>62336285>>62336289Noticing how you cannot reply to the points I made. I knew you wouldn't.
>>62336144its actually the best. claude and gpt are for 0 iq morons. If you want ITS NOT X ITS NOT Y ITS Z x100 go for claude and gpt. if you want it x25 go with gemini
>>62336285>Unironically defending Hamas for freeLook up their rabid mass-murders of protestors. Also, put your money where your mouth is and join them.
