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buy the dip or else edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous
>>62345971
>>
not so fast space chuds
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>CNBC
>@CNBC
>Trump says 'I love the inflation' after consumer price index hits 3-year high
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>>62346635
I'm financially ruined.
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Honestly thinking I'll just go 100% VT from now on
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>>62346642
oof. someone forgot to file their paperwork on time and is missing the IPO.
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>>62346642
Lol theyre worried about a full blown crash
They should be
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sneedisk recover pls
pls sneedisk
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>>62346642
the fuck does pocahontas want?
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>buy the dip

crypto baggies are coming to stocks now that stocks are outperforming magic coins and obviously its going to go parabolic after going parabolic.. now they get rugged again by Elon and tech faggots after getting rugged in shitcoins and probably rugged in NFTs too

why are you faggots so fucking stupid?
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>>62346642
Investors: I consent
SpaceX: I consent
Pocahontas: I don't
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>>62346650
I trimmed some gains off the top and have initiated a drip fed reinvestment plan designed to capitalize on the red.
Its my turn
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>>62346623
the faggler is canadian lmao
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What should I buy
WHAT SHOULD I BUY
I asked last night and got a ton of answers but I FORGOT
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make it stop, bros.
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Don't worry smegros, I'll save the market. With a little help from our lord & saviour, kek.

QUADS
AND
WE
EXPLAUDS
UP
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>>62346660
They still have Tim Horton's in America boss.
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>>62346643

I cant wait until the story comes out that Trump bought like 1 billion dollars of puts in June lol
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>>62346642
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>>62346661
>everybody says buy low sell high as some kind of stock marker proverb
>nobody buys a bear market

Ironing isnt it
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>I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>BUT I GET UP AGAIN
>BUT I GET KNOCKED DOWN AGAIN
>BUT I GET UP AGAIN
>BUT I GET KNOCKED DOWN AGAIN
>BU
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ahem,

AHHHHHHH

TRUMP DO SOMETHING!


JEROME! WAIT I MEAN WALSH! STOP THE BLEEDING AHHHH

EVERYTHING I AM IN IS GOING DOWNNNN
>>
ASTS holders are the most delusional people I've seen in a while. They had 6 satellite's in orbit when 2026 started. The company issued guidance that they will have 45 to 60 by the end of the year, they have 7 right now. If it continues at this pace they'll have 45 in 2030, after ten dilutions.
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>>62346661
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>>62346671
Autists always fall prey to the FUD.
>what if I buy the dip… AnD It KePpS FaLlInG?
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>>62346626
for the low low price of $30 (10 cents per contract x 3 contracts) i fixed your option chain pricing on the 68 strike put. YOU'RE WELCOME JANNY
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>>62346635
AST bros, we slurping?
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>Only quints can stop Giga-Bobo
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ALB
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When is that one jew who controls the whole fucking market going to let QQQ break this fucking range it's been trading in for the past few hours boss?
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>>62346684
that was a hot ass hentai
now i gotta go goon again
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I FUCKING HATE ZION DON AND ISRAEL
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>>62346673
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>>62346676
To be fair, they would have had more in orbit, if New Glenn hadn't turned into No Glenn
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62346690
I just called him, we got 15 more minutes until total shit hits the fan boss.
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>>62346671
>>62346680

I shilled SOXL at $7 here in 2025 and you guys called me a faggot retard.. at fucking $284 you line up to buy the pico top and be a forever bagholder. Jews were right and goys are really just fucking cattle.
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>>62346671
>bear market
This isn´t even close to being a bear market...
If I had to put my balls on the line we´re consolidating and cooling down before the next leg up.
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>>62346696
Man the rugpull is gonna be hella freakin' epic
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TRUMP!! THREATEN TO BOMB IRAN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!
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> nows
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>>62346662
MAKE IT STOP
HATE THIS
MAKE IT STOP
HATE THIS
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My OIL longs are hitting the stratosphere unlike Elon’s Rockets.
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>>62346642
Why does she always gotta be such a bitch
>>
>4.2% inflation rate
Americans clearly love suffering lmao
MIGA bells MIGA bells MIGA all the way!
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>>62346696
>when you realize the market is just selling off to buy the spacex IPO
hopefully you /smg/gers arnt loosers that missed out on the IPO right?
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vibes tell me that we break down a bit more in the afternoon session and recover moderately from 3:47pm into close
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>>62346698
Yeah it's been an easy x40 that was easy to predict. Bobos just miss out every time, don't they?
>>
>>62346709
I got super into mtg:a for a month and got this lil nigga as a bomb quite a few times in draft and I had him in my mono black constructed
Good times
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Deploy the V. Please blumpf, my 0dte calls need your help
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>>62346715
But if they buy SPCX and it becomes part of the SP500, want it just pump the index again?
>>
>>62346714
if 4.2% is reported what is the real rate of inflation?
>>
what did you retards think was gonna happen lol!
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>>62346698
moral: fire your shots and get out of the screen until another opportunity arises.
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>dump into slow bleed
Just dump it all already.
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>>62346719
Vibes, as in Mistral's Vibe? https://mistral.ai/products/vibe/
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This SpaceX IPO better be lit. All this capital probably liquidating just for it
>>
kek
https://x.com/MeidasTouch/status/2064505008847261725
>>
>>62346721

If you can drop him he is winning you the game. He does get PoE’d easily but by that time your board should be set.
>>
>>62346721
I been playing Amulet Titan in Modern and have no idea what to do with scapeshift anymore without lotus field. Like I had 2 scape shifts, 3 lands and mana to cast it for 3 twice, but I couldn't even figure out what to do after grabbing 3 vestiges to make 6 mana, float 2 grab 3 more lands on second scapeshift and it probably cost me 2 matches last night. I'm a upset about it boss.
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Currently pretty heavy COH because I saw this shit coming. What should I put into, should I just roll my 6k back into the S&P? I've got 500 KWHIY stock as my long hold because Japan WILL re-militarize within the next 5 years, should I just dump it into that?
>>
>>62346698
I wasn't browsing here a year ago so shill me your next 40x
>>
>>62346735
Yeah, everything dumping at the same time is not normal. The big players are liquidating positions to buy up the IPO.
>>
>>62346736

Are boomers about to get the rope?
>>
>>62346728

there's always something worth buying and its sure as fuck not SOXL right now. my top shill ATM would probably be PBR
>>
How do day traders chase the trend? Like we've seen a bearish trend for a few days now, but I wouldn't be surprised if we get a sudden V back to ATH tomorrow or on Friday. How the fuck do you day trade profitably?
>>
>>62346739
Faggler I played for a month during whatever the fuck that set was
I have no clue what you're talking about
Fuckin nerd
>>62346738
No better feeling than big dick swinging that nigga on the board then spamming emotes
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>>62346730
>Vibes, as in Mistral's Vibe?
no
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>>62346752
You don't. Less than 1% make any money. About the same hit rate as us smiggers.
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>>62346752
>How the fuck do you day trade profitably?
The funny thing is that you don't. Statistics is like 98% of day traders end up minus in the long run.
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>>62346732
Keep posting your screenshot of my sarcasm. I'll let my weekly return speak for itself boss.
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>>62346752
You don't chase it day-to-day, it's more like you chase specific stocks weekly on a round-robin style. You make moves daily but you usually hold things for a week+
>>
>>62346736
TOTAL SOCIAL SECURITY INSOLVENCY
>>
what the fuck is this seattle weather?
been living here for a few days and it's suddenly sunny, then a minute later it's already raining wtf

Anyways, I'm buying more DRAM at 55. It better go down to 55
>>
>>62346761
>
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>>62346735
SpaceX is only raising $75B.

To put that in context, the S&P500 lost about $750B in market cap just today
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>>62346767
>>62346736
What did I miss? Is there going to be some insane Iran Contra scandal or something where they pillaged the social security funds to short oil?
>>
>>62346736
isnt this the bullish signal ever? SS is the biggest government spending, imagine the money poured into AI if this shit gets cut
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>>62346770
99% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big. I am the 1% boss.
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>>62346739

I hate Amulet Titan. That deck is hard to beat if it has a good pilot. I made a jank B/W Cabal Therapist/Unearth/Control deck. It runs really fast with only needing 4 lands at a time. However late game I get destroyed because lack of big creatures.

>Pic unrelated

WOTC uses screen shots as art now. Lol
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>>62346773
Some article came out yesterday saying SS is projected to be insolvent in 2032, and I think there might even be an impending vote to forestall COLA or even cut payouts if congress doesn't do something. Anyway, fuck em.
>>
they are loading up the V now
Get ready
>>
>>62346775
i personally wouldnt mind if they gutted SS because I wont be seeing any but what they will do is make retirement age 80, cut benefits by 75%, and double FICA taxes to pay for it.
>>
I wonder what happens if the SpaceX IPO doesn't live up to expectations and SpaceX crashes. Does the rest of the market crash too, or does all the capital liquidated in the past week flow back into other stocks and boost them?
>>
>>62346736
wittyman

>>62346756
oh :(
>>
>>62346775

>isn't the government being broke and unable to pay basic obligations bullish while inflation is 4.2% and we are unable to raise rates because of infinite national debt

its only bullish for the $250 bill becoming a reality
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>>62346783
It shouldn’t go public. I’m against it.
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>>62346783
bailout. spacex is to big to fail.
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>>62346752
they stare at price action all day and manage their risk and position size based on the setup. it's definitely not a job for someone who wants to set a stop loss and walk away.
>>62346759
98% of day traders are retards who saw a youtube tutorial, try it once, get burned, and stop
I'm sure if we looked at day traders who stick with it for 2+ years then we'd see different statistics.
>>
>>62346783
SpaceX is almost certainly a pump and dump, except it's playing chicken with getting added to the S&P before it dumps which will turn the dump into a slow bleed over years.
>>
>>62346661
>What should I buy
What part of "buy low" didn't you understand?
>>
>>62346724
It will take at minimum a year for it to be included in the SP500
>>
>Trump Boils Over After Tehran Kept Him Waiting –
@axios
>- Araghchi Told The Mediators And The US He Would Need Four Or Five Days To Get An Answer

HE'S BOILING
HE'S SEETHING
HE'S GETTING COOKED
>>
what is taking SPY so long jesus
>>
Are we heading into a recession...?
>>
>>62346798
Bullish for BOIL
>>
PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP
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Shits gonna hit the fan in Muttsville when bigs run out. And it’s only about 18 months from the onset. Get your popcorn ready.
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just bought 0DTE puts
will let the casino close them in a couple of hours
goodnight from asia
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>>62346787

This orange nigger is about to be immortalized on a $250. Quite fitting for the nigger who printed the most money out of all modern presidents
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>>62346800

it will be a VIBECESSION like the last one. they will just say it never happened/doesn't exist until they announce they have beaten it like Joe Biden did

12 months of:
>there is no inflation
>inflation is transitory
>we don't know why there is inflation
>it was the previous administration that caused the inflation/it was Iran that caused inflation
>we beat inflation yay
>>
MY COPPER IS DUMPING
MY KOREA IS DUMPING
MY GOLD IS DUMPING
MY AMAZON IS DUMPING
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>>62346783
liquidity is for puts lel
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>>62346800
>heading into
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>>62346783
>>62346788
>>62346789
>>62346792
is it too late to ask my broker for 100 shares at the $135.00? been thinking about it all week and its like, i have spent/gambled/lost $13.5k on worse plays in the past, but its also not enough to really get me out of bed either way until its actually public and can be scalped in the open market
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>>62346811

Something big is up in liquidity. This isn’t capital pulling back for the SpaceX IPO. The selloff is too broad. It’s a global liquidity event. Like the tide receding before a big wave comes.
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Alright April was whatever but I've officially had enough of this clown market. Someone just shoot Elon, Drumpf, and bibi yahoo.
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>>62346804
IF ONLY I HADNT LEFT THE WORK FORCE IN 2021, I SINGLE HANDEDLY COULD HAVE SAVED SOCIAL SECURITY WITH MY 50K A YEAR GOY SALARY!!! DAMN YOU BOBOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
>>
>>62346806
honestly I don't even care about politics but the shamelessness makes me want to kill the guy
>>
>>62346806
Dude, He's going to be on the $250 and it's the 250th year since the signing of that document they drafting in Philly at the 2nd continental congress boss.
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>>62346783
The big crash will be OpenAI / Anthropic IPO when we can see how bad their financials are.

SpaceX and Google are smart being the first ones out the gate.
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>>62346814

>nigger ai has yet to be profitable
>giant technocracy circle jerk of money

Meanwhile

>gas is $7 to $9/gal in California
>oil lost support over $100
>inflation still high af and growing

We are not a recession, check out these cool alien docs and pedophile ring docs. Epstein? Never heard of the guy jk lol
>>
Why are you guys so angry?

You locked in gains from the retard pump since March, right?

You have a buffet style cash pile ready to deploy when SPY hits the 600s, right?

You're not overleveraged, overpositioned and overexposed are you smiggers?
>>
>>62346825
Out of the loop it seems, what does Google have going on?
>>
>>62346781
What V retard? We already had an inverted V, or lambda (Λ) if you are the least literate. Zoom out, it's only down from here.
>>
>>62346818
Does seem a bit fucky. The narrative has just soured overnight for seemingly no reason. Only thing I can think of is rate expectations.
>>
>>62346804
I wonder if we'll get to a point in the political sphere where politicians run on cutting SS. Yes, I know it's traditionally considered the "third rail" of politics, but I think we'll get to a point where boomers don't have the power and everyone younger than Gen X is too poor and spiteful to want them to get anything.
>>
scouring fundamentals for value
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>>62346743
NASA
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>>62346827
>gas is $7 to $9/gal in California
its 5-6 here in ca but thats because of ca's nigger taxes.

They're chasing out our refineries too so it probably will be $9 in a few years.
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>>62346828
Hell no, all my shit is COH, VTWAX, and a big KWHIY holding as a long position.
>>62346817
You've convinced me to buy 40 shares
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>>62346635
Life is funny innit.

I'm up 100k from where I started the year but I'm sitting here shiddin n pissin myself because I'm down ~50k. I lost money on a couple call options that were bigly green last Monday. That's what hurts the most. I was dumb and greedy.

But I know my memory will recover and pump more. My voo is fine. My vxus is fine. My qqqm is fine. My Intel is fine... my nbis and mrvl are fine.

So why do i worry? It really fucks up my trading. I even put in a request for spacex shares today which is fucking retarded.
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>>62346828
The pump never pulled up to my house and when it did we got this dump halfway through so thanks. This is what I get for contrarian investing.
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>>62346829
$85bn capital raise.

I think Berkshire bought 10b for 6% discount.
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Gorilla is pumping wtf
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>>62346800
Yes but also possibly no, it really depends
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>>62346828
>You have a buffet style cash pile ready to deploy when SPY hits the 600s, right?

No. I have £60k in an ISA in boomer funds, that will stay invested, as well as £250k in a SIPP, with £4.5k going in monthly. These won't be cashed out until another 15yrs at least, so whatever.

£20k play account which is underwater, with no dry powder left.
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>>62346839
Cool blog faggot
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>>62346843
>he's not aping in.
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>>62346842
Anyone who doesn't recognize Alphabet as too big to fail isn't paying attention. BK's position in it is an extremely safe bet as there's a FED backed floor that even if the FED won't admit it.
>>62346845
The bottom 50% of households are in recession-like conditions desu. People are burning through savings accounts for consumables.
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>>62346828
im angry because i cant cum unless i win a trade, so i have to keep gooning
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>>62346837

What state you in senpai? Yeah California has bullshit taxes on gas. Fucken have a gas tax to maintain freeways yet all the freeways look like dog shit. I’ve been to Mexico with better freeways. It’s really embarrassing. They should cut the tax and make fucken toll roads but land here is so fucken expensive it would probably never be profitable
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>>62346838
>You've convinced me to buy 40 shares
and you convinced me to buy 100 shares
cheers see you in SPACE friend
>>
I hate Drumpf like you wouldn’t believe
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>>62346839
so what is your reasoning for why memory will pump again despite already being pumped for months and investors are beginning to pull out?
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>>62346828
>You have a buffet style cash pile ready to deploy when SPY hits the 600s, right?
y-yeah!
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>>62346843
Lol thanks for making me look
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>>62346839
>my investments are in solid companies they will come back
ishygdtlt
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Man if I had sold my calls last week I wouldn't be stressing about money for rod repairs and boat project. Fuck man I hate myself rn
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WHERE DID I GO WRONG? I LOST A FRIEND
SOMEWHERE ALONG IN THE BITTERNESS
AND I WOULD HAVE STAYED UP WITH YOU ALL NIGHT
HAD I KNOWN HOW TO SAVE A LIFE
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Who do you think will come out on top as the final boss mega corporation of everything in 2100? I’m talking corporate cities built around their brand and entires family lines being assimilated into their employee hierarchy.

I’m putting my bets on Apple.
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>>62346818
The US military is mobilizing dumb dumb.
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>>62346855
CA sadly.
They just spent like 10 years expanding our local freeway just to put in a fastrak lane...fucking nonsense.
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I'm a chud
I'm a chud
I'm a fat little chud ^-^
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>>62346818
>It’s a global liquidity event
It's GenXers saying "fuck it" and taking profits so they can spend it on their summer vacation.
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>>62346858
Source on investors pulling out?

All I have seen is people upping peice targets for mu and sneeddisk. Mu will blast earnings again in three weeks. It's on baby.

But also I should probably take profits. Aw fuck this shit is hard man
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>>62346868
We told you this already. It will be BLK.
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>>62346842

Didn’t they buy google at the top? I swore they jumped into tech right as we reached peak euphoria
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>>62346871
Nah
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Can at least one other anon tell me they are still holding memory. I'm shook.
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WHY THE FUCK IS OIL BARELY EVEN PUMPING I FUCKING HATE THIS GAY MARKET
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>>62346825
Oracle is reporting today after hours, any opinions?
Aren't they one of the original "Project Stargate" members, supposedly building humungous AI datacenters for half a trillion $?
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>>62346818
The big wave makes everything go up, right? Right?
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>>62346828

>angry
i say nigger, retard, faggot or jew in every single post just to stay in character. im actually high and laughing most of the time while i shitpost.

>locked in gains
yes and i actively promoted that here for weeks to take profits

>pile of cash
yes like 20% cash. honestly wish i had more but i think maybe we get a little pump before the big dump with spaceX retard bagholder pump and ill shave a little bit more for that
.
>overleveraged
im down 0.04% today
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what are the most profitable bang for buck puts i can buy before the spacex IPO? im thinking adobe and nebius so far. what are you guys shorting for easy flips?
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>>62346884
Ballz deep in MUU
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not this shit again FUCKKKK i should've just sold the second SPY hit 727
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WTF WAS THAT
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>>62346893
Based ily
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>>62346872

I lived in Central Cal for about 5 years. I watched as the HSR never got built. I wonder who stole all that money to build HSR from Bakersfield to Modesto. lol I fucken hate this place sometimes. Nevada seems way better if you’re not living in North Vegas. I also find that the average women living outside of the strip is better looking then the average so cal goblina.
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lost 1.2k playing with spy 0dtes today. see you guys tomorrow.
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>>62346852
What are you talking about? At least here in the US most normal middle class households are doing great. People are spending money on leisure, shopping at Costco in mass, and employment has been steady.
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HERE WE GO
TO THE MOON
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commence the V bizbros
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>>62346884
my bottom lot of SNXX is still up 144.76% at the time of writing this, much less SNDK proper, it's been the biggest winner since late April for me even with the steep pullback this past week
I'm down a bit on SOXL though
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completely blatant manipulation lmao
time to wait another half hour i guess
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>>62346884
20 shares of mu at 955. I'm selling at 960 and day trading the shit stock after with how up and down it is.
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>Big players are buying the IPO at launch
how new are you retards lmao
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>>62346806
only beaten by even greedier niggas
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>Pax Chevrona
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I wanted to finally get into (non-specific, all-world) ETFs this year (long term) instead of having my money inflate away in my bank account and I know that in the long term (over decades) buying even at a very bad time will even out and timing the market bad yadda yadda but the “the real economy across the West is fucked and there's the oil thing on top so even with the high inflation shouldn't stocks not currently be rising” effect is really strong.
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>>62346908
Are you still holding your sndk?
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>>62346635
Hey which Gold index is the best
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Is anyone else aiming for the sneaky MRNA or other vax company play? The ebola cases keep rising
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>>62346893
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>>62346890

>i say nigger, retard, faggot or jew in every single post just to stay in character. im actually high and laughing most of the time while i shitpost

I do the same thing minus being high. I also do that on YT comments on the most blatant rage bait. I get more (you)’s on YT comments than here. Im so desensitized to the internet i assume every place has freedom of expression. I wouldn’t doubt that YT will shadowban my comments soon. I was banned on IG for calling people niggers all the time on my real profile.
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>>62346925
>Gold index
why the fuck would you invest in that?
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>>62346931
I live on the edge
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>buy LNTH for the golden cross meme
>line goes up albeit slowly
It's not as sexy as semis though.
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JESUS CHRIST HOW ARE WE BACK AT 730 WHAT HAPPENED
was there news?? literally any news??
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>>62346929
I can remain retarded longer than the market can remain schizo
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>>62346828
I'm flat after 6 years. Literally down 0.5% or so.
But I have about $30k cash to deploy around September or so.

I knew we'd have a bear market because of benner cycles and midterm seasonality. I trimmed some profits from that amazing rally but didn't exit entirely and got hit with drawdown, especially on my options. I think I'm down about $4k on them since i bought the top of silver on leverage.
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>>62346923
yep, I have one measley share at $699.97 (lol) and a spread around the $1,090-1,149.97 range
didn't sell at $1,850+ and sure as fuck won't be selling now
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>>62346913
I'm only going to hold until Daddy Trump rams it into the S&P in ~15 days. I'll let it moon a little and then exit at around $250. It'll probably hit $300, maybe even $400 but I'm going to even attempt timing that.
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>US DoE: Soliciting Exchange Of Up To 40M Bbls Total From SPR’s Bryan Mound And Big Hill Sites

DRAIN BABY DRAIN
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>>62346922
*should stocks not currently not be rising
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>>62346935
the strait is still closed 100 days later and the oil glut in commercial and strategic inventories are mostly used up
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>>62346916

kids now are weird as fuck. in the 1990s kids played the Gameboy games. the cards didnt do shit in the 1990s because the game was ass and isn't fun to play. now in 2026 you have 20 year olds buying Pokemon cards for thousands of dollars that don't even play the fucking game because some Youtube influencer shilled them as an investment or whatever and because they have to be told what to buy like fucking goys.

the dumbest generation yet (until they have kids)


go ahead and call me an UNC but I know your options are down 70% this week you stupid little faggot
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>>62346935
it was me
i bought puts
sorry
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>>62346935
We are lubing up for ORCL earnings later
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>>62346890
>i say nigger, retard, faggot or jew in every single post just to stay in character. im actually high and laughing most of the time while i shitpost.
based.
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>>62346878
those price targets are based on imaginary data centers that will never be built
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>>62346941
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>>62346940
The only index funds buying the IPO are Nasdaq based ones and Russel based ones
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>just about to make it in the oil market
>secret hormuz mission to get oil through is revealed
>from LAST month
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I just need SPY to close above 732. amen
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>>62346945
>go ahead and call me an UNC but I know your options are down 70% this week you stupid little faggot

did you mean me with that, unc?
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>>62346950
we are so back
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i don't even know how i managed to pull that off
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>>62346952
at least you didn't enter last month
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>>62346953
It will
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>>62346952
Next month he'll reveal this month's operations
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>>62346950
200 ships since last month? Shouldn't that be easily verifiable with public tools?
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These daily SPX candles look like SHIT.
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>>62346950
Finally, the bottom is in.
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>>62346965
On a related note, I should eat more fiber
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>>62346917

RARV PEPE
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>>62346964
200/31 = 6.45 per day compared to 120 per day pre-war. This isn't new information
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>>62346876
STOP TALKING ABOUT ME
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>>62346968
>i love the inflation
kikes must really have his balls lol
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>>62346052
>>62345506
>put up a 20% hedge
I'm new. How do you do that?
>>62346126
>Gold, commodities, anti beta, shorts
Gold is sinking. Commodities which ones? What is anti beta, what can you use for shorts?
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>>62346969
Yes. Everyone should make sure their fiber level intake is appropriate. This is financial advice.
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>>62346951
>SpaceX IPOs
>Sauds, et al, buy into the IPO
>SpaceX IPO gets indexed
>Sauds, et al, can keep propping up the US economy without technically losing anything
OPEC is going to buy into it hard. How much is entirely up to how much pressure they'll take from washington but they know they can't keep funneling OPEC money into AI data centers like they have been because the (justified) claims of a bubble have everyone spooked and the Sauds,etc, are losing too much money.
My only regret is having enough for only 40 shares.
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>>62346947
i was feeling pretty good about my 201 entry this morning but now i dont have much of a buffer if things turn south, wondering if i should bail...
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>>62346981
all of them.
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>>62346930

YouTube 100% shadow bans your comments if you say Jew
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>>62346981
*many
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>>62346963
>operation market crash
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Trvst the plqn....
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that was the bullshittest upwards rally after a literal hour of basically no action
throw enough money at the low to salvage any given day i guess
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>>62346828
On different timeframes, I have SPY support/notable price levels at:
>1M: 715, 650, 550, 440, 350
>1W: 717, 680, 630, 595
>1D: 698, 665, 630

I could see 665-680 being a good buy zone, maybe 580-625 if you're feeling spicy
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>can’t sell any of my holdings to buy spacex because I’m down this week and i can’t sell while negative that’s what chumps do
It’s over for me
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>>62346994
Yeah, it was news that we are getting ships through the straight boss. Oil is actually going to go down, and we're all going to be okay boss.
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Wtf is going on with this market?
Red whole week
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Tempted to take $20k of my $100k USD cash and buy vto/vti right now, but I should probably wait till the next fed meeting as I am not sure the market has fully priced in the reality that there will be a rate hike/higher for even longer.

Thots?
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Why are stocks tanking *now*?
As a rather naive onlooker I would have expected them to tank at any point over the last few months with the outbreak of the Iran war, the blockade, it turning into a protracted affair with no exit strategy for either side, etc. on top of the AI bubble thing with things like OpenAI's financial backers getting hesitant and whatnot.

Was it a matter of everything thinking “nah, it'll be fine” and now that oil reserves are indeed running dry they realise that it might not be fine after all?
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>>62347000
Our Leader is personally guiding the ships through a mined passage that is right on the border of a hostile country in which we are performing special tactics. Give credit where credit is due boss.
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>>62346998
he has a concept of a plan again, doesn't he? jesus christ
i may as well sell my puts now and reinvest in oracle $150 puts and hope it goes 40x overnight
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>>62346975
He probably said this because he wants people to look up the full quote and thus hear him taking credit for ships going through the strait
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>>62346982
SpaceX is not profitable, so it will not be indexed by S&P

I'm pretty sure the Saudi's already own SpaceX stock because they financed the Twitter acquisition so if anything they will be dumping it on retail (You)
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I finally found a house i like just in time to get niggered
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I only need MSFT to pump $117 before I break even.
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My hopium (copium)
>ORCL does well and general good vibes return
>Idiots who failed to get on the SPCX ipo put their money elsewhere
>WE GAAN
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>>62347012
I thought only ships Iran let through were going through regardless? Or are these hidden secret ships something else?
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>the posts talking about the war are getting deleted again
This directly impacts oil futures and the market
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>not holding international delisted shares
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>>62347013
they can't dump because they're locked up
the first couple of weeks will be fun
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>>62347026
>not holding frontier corporate bonds
pussy
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>>62347023
We we're stopping ships carrying their oil for a while but that might have changed after trump went to china
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WORK LIKE A NIGGER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AHHHHH I DON'T WANT TO BE AN EQUITY SHARE HOLDER AT A LITIGATION FIRM JUST PUT ME DOWN
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Anons help! >>62346978
How do I hedge? My port is too red.
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>>62347018
>anon bought a company that's jeeted to the core
so many anons here warned (you) not to touch that dumpster fire with a ten foot pole
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>>62347008
Let's just say things are gonna be different this time next week.
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>>62347023
Idk. We can't know who might have paid the toll or made some other deal with Iran. Trump said the US would not allow through ships who paid the toll, so if a ship did pay the toll, it is likely deliberately being kept a secret
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I'm out of slurp juice until friday. Is SpaceX going to dump on open or will be a small window to buy in to ride some pump?
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The smart move on the IPO is to short Tesla and use it to front-run SpaceX and then cash out
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>>62346972

the funny part is most of those ships probably paid a toll to Iran
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Is today a good day to slurp or are we falling more tomorrow?
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The rally stopped just short of giving me back my $12,000. :( H*ck! It would've done it if it weren't for the bears making me expect a lower low than my entry. I have a few thousand doing nothing, waiting. I need another, harder crash. But then it better pump back up.
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>>62347045
Most of the oil that has been escaping since the start has been filled with Iranian oil

The gulf states have made massive production cuts
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no no no no no no
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>>62347042
Don't buy the IPO, better to invest in other space stocks or ETF especially if they work with SpaceX instead.
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>>62347034
Cutting up logs in the summertime for the winter
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Most of the big tech companies won't make their AI capex back

There I said it
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>>62347042
nobody believes the current valuation and the IPO partners are getting increasingly nervous. it's gonna dump for at least a month
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>>62347003

someone post the AHHHHHH WHY ARE WE CRASHING image with a picture of a cat screaming after a 1% pullback of a moonshot. I don't have the image saved
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>>62347057
got you senpai
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>>62347057
now this looks like a chart to buy
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Shouldn't a leveraged gold index outperform sp500?
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>>62347055
no shit

gpt is shits out hindu runes at your ffs
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>>62347057
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
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>>62347057
|、
(˚ˎ 。7
|、˜〵
じしˍ,)ノ
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>>62347046
spirit is low
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>>62347035
SPCX
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>>62347067
you pay for the margin or options exposure so those funds will degrade if there's no fast price movement
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>>62347024

was like when they were banning you for talking about COVID in /SMG/ threads. the janny gets cranky when their estrogen shots kick in and you question whatever agenda is being shilled

I already got a warning today for "trolling" so xir must be losing a lot of money today
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>>62347070
cute pussy babe
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>>62346839
>>62346863
i'm sorry to say that semis have peaked, for real this time
this wouldn't be a problem if you could've into risk management. but, as you said yourself, you're a dumb greedy nigger. absolute dumbfuck niggerlicious retardation to take on so much risk on money you need within 3 years.

time to risk manage and compartmentalize your capital and move off robinhood, and never trade options again you dumb fucking goy

and remember, there is no such thing as unrealized losses, or gains in liquid markets. you could sell it all today and go in tomorrow if you would like, only costing you some commissions
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>>62346782
>>62346779
i understand the sentiment but personally it really pisses me off that ive paying into it my entire working life so i think that ought to get refunded at the least
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>>62347056
It’s more way oversubscribed. It’s going to pump.
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>>62347061
It didn't even reach my pre-Friday entry point. I could've just muted my brokerage app and ignored the week. My average entry point for SNDK this round was $1490. Now, I have to look.
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>>62347038
Not really
I've seen the trends and Microshit stock often goes up
It won't be long before he breaks even
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>>62347078
I agree with you, but remember: it is NOT an account of any kind which holds assets in your name. It is effectively a near real time transfer of your payments to recipients today. There isn't anything to refund you. And you know what's REALLY cool? Your employer has to match what you pay, which further erodes what you could be paid.
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>>62347061

pretty close to the same line except SOXL is more vertical. am I allowed to save that image? here you can have a tunnel NYC tunnel Jew in exchange
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In a sea of red SNDK is my one shining light
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>>62346696
is this going to pump my lunr and spce bags? or is it a 90% spcx 10% everything else etf?
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I am 45% Cash.
15% VOO 20%VT 20%SPHD/SPYD
iam planning to use 5% cash today. what should i buy?
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>>62347057
Counterpoint: I boughted NVDA on February at 182ish
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>>62347079

>quick goy they are running out of shares for the space stock
>get em while you can the 1.5 trillion dollar company is out of shares!!
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>>62346635
what the fuck is even the point of this stupid etf why did i buy it.. it sounded so cool the wizard of opportunistic trading
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You're through the SPX's pre-open put walls. The one's sitting at 7400 and 7350-7340 (which was even bigger). QQQ's was at 700 and hasn't been definitively breached.
If you get through that last put wall soxx/shakemyhead will go down even more. You really want to hold some of these levels on things like MU (900) to make the ta look like it's bottoming.
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>>62347100
Where do you assholes even find these?
>And for my next trick: WOOOSH YOU'RE MONEY IS GONE
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>>62347100
They should have sent you some paperwork describing the fund after you bought it boss.
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Feels comfy knowing that
for me to actually lose money
stocks would have to fall further than 80%

because I'm up almost 100% despite this dip
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poorfolio just flat for the last few months. i dont understand why jewish wars have to hurt me
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>>62347100
Actual scammer. The Inverse Cramer ETF folded lmao
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>>62347089
>cryingpussy.jpg
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>>62347100
>it sounded cool
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This time is different
This time is different
This time is different
This time is different
This time is different
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TRIPS
WE
RIPS
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>>62347094
>15% VOO 20%VT 20%SPHD/SPYD
full port all of those to JPM premium income ETF(s)
>iam planning to use 5% cash today
gold if anything. some oil producers now or the next probably inevitable dump.
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>>62347111
>>62347112
You've just killed us all.
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>>62347100
>it sounded so cool
I imagine this is what the ELF poster's thought process was when buying that
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>>62347103
>>62347100

yeah where the fuck do you even find this shit...

>holdings
>Stone-X Pledged 226.14% of assets
>US Treasury bills 82.94%
>a bunch of options on NVDA and QQQ and still lost money this year??

lmao holy shit its a fucking lmao what the fuck is this shit
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>>62347111
>next you're going to say square huh
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>>62347119
I'm not embarrassed to admit that it absolutely was. I like the product, though.
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SPY is crashing and here you are not taking this seriously? What's wrong with you?
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>>62347124
>-1%
>crashing
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>>62347124
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It's also surprising how red today is when people switched to puts on a hair trigger really fucking quickly short term call volume is fuckin dead. I guess we need even more put volume prop things up.
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>>62347099
Ok but it’s still going to pump.
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Bessy, donald, warsh;
Deploy the REAL V, NOW!
Thank you for your attention on this matter
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Somebody give me good short ideas
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I have an extra $70 I want to spend to slurp up the dipz but I don't know if I should invest in Space companies
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>>62347137
oracle?
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>>62347130

>call volume is dead

maybe because we are at war, oil is mooning and inflation is 4.2% you fucking retard. no one actually really gives a fuck about rocket ships and data centers its just snake oil for faggots. you cant even give me a single thesis on how many of this shit will be monetized for trillions to even recoup infrastructure investment
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>>62346945
ok boomer
remember beanie babies?
remember funko pops?
shut the fuck up
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>>62347140
uh no
im not going to short an ai trade when that shit could melt up any minute
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>>62346922
AVGV
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>>62347144
>>62347144
>>62347144
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>>62347143

>beanie babies
obese women sector of investment that was openly mocked as fucking retarded
>funko
that's the zoomers shit
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>>62347137
Short the stocks you're holding
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>>62347150
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>>62347138
I'm thinking of putting either PLTR options, Zillow, or a Space ETF because of SpaceX hype
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>>62346772
They're all vying for a piece of that $75bn pie
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>>62347141
People literally care more about spacex, for or against bull or hedge or bear, than they do about the war.
Vwap oil futures were going nowhere but down on the front month and even with today's spike I don't see a trend reversal even if I broaden out the tea leaf reading indicators. It's spacex making everyone super cagey. Retail didn't ape into puts like a scared deer because of oil that's for sure. Not novel enough to scare them.
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>>62346665
Une number short, now we are doomed
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>>62347075
I wish I was this skinny. Sheesh.



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