The rape of bogleheads edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62355287
I'm going to buy more Adobe. Fuck this market.
IPO WEN???
>>62355950QRDIsn't that an insurance term?
SpaceSex is closed
2 MINUTESIT'S AT 9:50HERE WE FUCKING GO
It's time.
> nows
taco means victory
I'm gonna go take a shit, can you guys watch my portfolio for me while I'm gone?
>>62356580Damn iran closed space too?
ELON YOU FUCKING BASTARDJust kidding.God I sure am glad I didnt actually buy any shares of this shit.
awesome marketI love this market it's so good and efficient and funoh look another ceasefire where everyone is shooting at everyone. fun.
nigger market
>>62356565not a snoo schizo
REEEEEE YOU TOLD ME TO JUST GO TO BED, MY PORTFOLIO IS DOOOOMPING!!!! I should have sold yesterday! I'm down thousands!
to the faggot in the other thread who said markets would not rug, GET RAPED HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH >>62355340>>62355340>>62355340
>OOH LET ME IN ON THIS HISTORIC IPO
I am still making money off of sneedisknew highs are coming
does musk actually think we're goin to space? or is he just grifting?
>>62356577It’s french for forced massage (heavy R)
>>62356592tranny janny won't open the order book
Why did i buy SPCX.... There's nothing left now.
Why is everything still mostly green? The fake ceasefire was already proven to be a lie. Fuck this market, yes I'm in the red overall.
>PLTRTime to buy the dip?
OOOOHHH SPCE BROSwe're deploying le V just hodl hodl harder
>>62356617my shorts got raped overnight
>sneedisk:)>MU):
>>62356608We're in space right now anon. Starlink is actually a profitable business.
>>62356614It's not too late to sell
Yesterday Mexico playing> green dayToday US and Canada playing> red day
I HATE STOCK MARKET COMPUTERS!!
all is lost
>>62356618Maybe at 115.
reminder that $135 is extremely cheap per share. microsoft is trading at almost $400 and that company sucks
Where are you seeing the live spacesex action?
>>62356617everyone knows he is going to tweet a deal is comming later. rinse and repeat
>KEEL
Why is everyone freaking the fuck out about SPCX when it's not even trading yet??
you'd think after the 39th "deal" announcement the market would catch on but it pumps every timeactually you'd think I would catch on to this pattern, but no
>>62356608When you buy SPCX you're mostly buying the unprofitable xAI
Must be strange for David Faber after he anatagonized Elon Musk back then in that interview. And now Musk is even bigger and more popular
at least copper computer is up
>>62356636its the most important IPO of the decade, pipe down nigger
>>62356636we like to have fun here
>RDDT WTF, did they stop paying all their mods or something?
>>62356636
>>62356617wait 2~3 hours for the next imminent peace deal accompanied by an axios article saying iran succumbed
Explain why my portfolio is tanking!!!!!! EXPLAIN!!!
>>62356630the people buy this shit don't even understand market caps/share prices
>>62356636When does it become tradable anyway? Midday? Eod?
>>62356636nigga fuck spcx I'm down 2% and it hasn't even been 30 minutes
>>62356630this is my quant
>>62356652Most of their income was from training AI and then everyone realized reddit is already mostly AI and bots and the mentally ill
CNBC just said $174/share holy shit I don't know how this works but I just got free money?
oh fuck it's OVER
My 3 green stocks today consist of two shitcoins and WULF
>>62356668>I don't know how this works but I just got free money?Your shares will be diluted, anon.
>SPCX indicated to open 29% above IPO price in debutworks for me
what a bargain. buy now!
>>62356644>more popularLMAO he's a wanted man in France. I guess no more holidays in Southern France for Musky
>>62356668you signed a contract you can't sell until it's below 135 or else your good goy points get deducted
>>62356662I think we’re already vibe trading it itt
>>62356657So whats the axios meme about? Do they just pitch whatever helps the stock market pump regardless of truth?
>>62356644in the lava
PANICANSISTERS, STATUS REPORT?
What's the point in being a trillionaire if your son troons out?
Isn't this delay a red flag?
WHERE IS ITTTTTTTTTT
>>62356679I didn't sign shit haha I've never used this app before and will just make a new account if another spacex happens??
I'm going to buy SPCX on margin
>>62356598Can you not profit from this pattern? Are you not entertained?
>>62356686Stay tuned. The day of reckoning will come. So all I’ll say is just stay tuned.
Bought some more Microbags AMA
Sooo... nothing is happening? Everyone is waiting for spacex ?
I guess a lot of you have never followed an IPO before.
This is bullshit. I work overnights and need to go to bed. Hurry it up already.
TRIPSANDSPCXDIPS
i have one share of SPCX to sell, starting price is 150$, please send your best offers and I will ship you the share!
>>62356675only 29%? that's a fire sale for anyone buying on the open market. shit is guaranteed to slip like crazy. 300+ on the first minute candle easily.
No but for real when the fucking is SPCX actually trading?
>>62356679Lol who cares they give so few shares that I have no reason to hold it. If they ban me from future IPOs I lose out on a measly few shares? Who cares Id rather take these gains
>>62356683pretty much
OPEN UP THE BLOODY SPCX BASTARDI WANT TO GET RICH
AMD is PRINTING
>>62356705i am also waiting for a 2x but we will see what happens.
>>62356687you have to sacrifice your son to get freemason illuminati powers. its why all of them have trooned out kids
>>62356694>just sit in the chair when the music stops bro it's that easy
>>62356622sneedisk is gonna hit $2,000 today now that micron is pumping again guaranteed
$175 opening pair off price means a lot of IPO buyers can just instant dump
>>62356676Why would a bear want you to buy? They want you to sell. People who buy every dip (majority of market players) are the reason bobos are broke.
I did a 135 limit order yesterday on spacex, why isn’t it filling? Are they doing some sort of opening auction?
>>623567062 bings
>>62356704Kek I already set a sell order for the maximim the broker allows
>>62356679oh no!!! then i won't have access to future IPOS like>anthropic>openAIyikes
WTF??? WHAT HAPPENED TO SPCE??
>my shit's all red this shit better fix itself after the IPO when normie retail reallocates itself to other stocks
>>62356695
what time does the spacex casino open?
>>62356723Goy tax
>>62356723it already moonedyou lost
watch livehttps://finance.yahoo.com/markets/live/stock-market-today-friday-june-12-dow-sp-500-nasdaq-spacex-ipo-230015001.html
>>62356723You didn't get the pre-IPO buy in from your broker so you need to wait for market open and the price to dump from its opening of $175 to your limit price
SPACEX trading should be live any minute now its 9:59am new york time
next week on /smg/
>muh space
SPCX JUST OPENED AT $210SPCX JUST OPENED AT $210SPCX JUST OPENED AT $210
>>62356662Two weeks
PINS is down again... that is not good for the rest of the market guys it means smart money is selling!you have been warned.
>>62356672motherfucker is actually getting close to a TRILLY what the FUCKhttps://www.forbes.com/real-time-billionaires/
>>62356734Gay.
oh look it's another V day! V after V after V after V forever
Holy shit ADBE
sneedisc bros I am rich af
>>62356738Morgan Stanley is currently working on how to most efficiently finesse the goyim
>>62356739I do business with one of those companies
Why is SPCE down so much? I thought today was space day?
>>62356711
>>62356723The game was rigged from the start kid
>SPCX 420.69 and climbing
>>62356750shut up sar let the V do its thing benchod
do you think other billionaires are seething rnthey're getting mogged so hard
IT'S OVER 9,000
>>62356757Iran closed the straight of space
>not til friday>not till bell open>not til Elon speech>still not listedSTOPBLUEBALLINGME
>>62356739Hell ya, let's go krogering
>>62356754Dear all imminent spacex bag- investors we are still disturbing bags to the people that matter please wait until this process is complete before the go- retail can begin purchasing
>everything green besides NIGVDA again
This is a 13 minute delay goodness
>>62356739What the hell happened to Accenture this year?
>indications of $175 a shareindications of $175 a share>indications of $175 a shareindications of $175 a share>indications of $175 a shareindications of $175 a share
>>62356729What do you mean? Zoom out. It's just continuing what it has been doing for the last 4 years.
And just! like! that! Micron is green again
WTFWT?????¿???
Sim Sala Bim! For the rest of your trading day, the line will stay above vwap
>>62356756>go shopping at Kroger>cute grill cashier>tell her you own this company and you're giving her a raise :)
>>62356756I too get my groceries from Kroger. Their store brand has the best french onion dip.
they're delaying it because it's blood red
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Can someone explain what moderna computer is doing?
will TSLA dump 25% today?
1 SPCX = 1 SPCXDont let fudders fud you
>>62356781fuck, wrong image
>>62356773for real.
>>62356781>market makers gooning
The peace deal is off again
how many spacex shares did she buy
As of 5 minutes ago my orderbook has SPCX listed as halted instead of null, we're getting close.
>>62356808its happening
>MSFTlmao
And wallah, SpaceX will never go below $135 again.
>>62356781>>62356800thanks anon
>>62356807i dont know but i would x her space if you know what i mean
If I was a trillionaire, I would hire someone solely to fetch me the most pristine and cute femboys there are. Like having a personal sommelier. >"Are we having Thai or Brazilian tonight, sir?"good god, just imagine
ALL BOARDS REPORT IN
>>62356807How many shares of SPCX do I need to get a finance tv jew gf
>>62356765>make shitcoin with 1T tokens>sell 1 token to a buddy for $1>boom you're a trillionairbeing a trillionair today is easy.
>>62356781>put in 100k order @ $1.00>price adjusts>sell at $135>le troll face.png
Is Facebook dead for anyone else? Or just Europe problem?
>>62356821i think its just us here desu
>>62356778Nvda needs to cool off sir We will resume the pump to ath shortly
>>62356759When was the Schwab pre ipo buy in? Meanwhile faggots here in Japanfinance were literally on a lottery for like 3 shares.
Tempted to slurp AAPL
>>62356821/sp/ here
Service now more like rugpull NOW!
>>62356820So like Epstein basically
I'm going to mint my first spacex trade on the blockchain as an NFT to pass down as generational wealth.
Reminder that IBs and institutions never reach out to retail for IPOs that aren't complete goy traps
>>62356821/a/ here
Open the Fuckin' Market, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Elon. Anonymous.
>>62356800This is going to be the pump and dump of the century
WOLF was at $80 before June
Fidelity is barely functional, and my stocks are going down. Jewish trickery.
>>62356830Down for me. What does it mean? Where am I'm going to get my AI ads for shit I won't buy?
>>62356821/K/ HERESPACEGUNS FOR SPACEX
>>62356781that's where I set my limit buyfill me up daddy
I need walmart to dump to $113 so I can gigaslurp desu.
>>62356844Name 3 previous examples
Hurry up and open the tradingI need to do my morning run soon
>>62356821/tv/ all in
did she just say there's a few hours to go before they know how it'll trade? what?
>adbe is about to be single digit p/emaybe cut back on the SBC when investor confidence is waning greedy FUCKs
>>62356848I won't sell until i recover my cash...
>>62356856how far are you going?
/vmg/ reporting for duty
>>62356821you already know /an/ is here
>>62356821/vip/
i guess the 6's would be too noticeable for the rabble
I sold some NASA covered calls for June 18th, good spreads. Collecting that premium and maybe selling my shit at a profit.
Finally in the green with MU after I """slurped""" at 1k
>>62356836nice armpits
>>62356820sir, that's a man from Napa Valley
The ARM calls I bought on tuesday are up 220%
im going to a community garage sale at a retirement complex, what should i look for?
>>62356820If you are a trillionaire in your 16-29s then yes. If i was a trillionaire now (38, have sex once a week, jack off once a week) then first I would do research to get my libido back to levels of when i was 16 and constantly hard. THEN i would go full Immortan Joe with a harem.And before anyone says low test, I gym 5 times a week.
>>62356821/pol/ here >fuck off space niggers we are full>you can crash on the moon if you want
>>62356851the sw4gnum
Just so you know, this is the only chance you get to buy the largest IPO in your generation on its IPO day.
>>62356821/ttg/ standing by
>>62356879SpaceX shares
>>62356821/int/ /biz/ /sp/ here
Shorting space x
>>62356869Ayo this nigga pays for 4chan
Anyone else buy EROK recently?
Im feeling fomoI willl buy at the first opportunity
>>62356886baggie
>>62356874kek, that's called sloppy seconds
when can wes buy the space sex
>>62356821/co/ resources deployed, monitoring the situation.
>no bids on an option I'm looking at>put in an order at a low price >new bids flood in right after at the price I set>not getting any fills so I cancel my order>the new bids remain and eventually the asks drop in price as wellI'm a market maker :)
>>62356821/h/ here
>He didn't buy GRRRLolLmao
>>62356863I usually do 4-5 miles, but my legs have been sore lately so I'll probably back off to 3 today
ALB
>>62356886It's a once in a generation to laugh at all the newly minted baggies
>>62356821/v/ here and youre all about to find out why gambling is mostly done in video games, not real life.
>>62356877She's a princess from heaven, chud
>>62356821/fit/ here
GAW gods we are up 3.36% today
>>62356821/a/ bros lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oooooh yeah>*Leans back and cracks fingers overheadTime to go play video games
Guys why wont you learn that number always go up?
Should have bought SPY calls on the Trump dump
>>62356854Robinhood, Rivian, AirbnbThose are big recognizable names, happens all the time with smaller names too
>>62356905Wise, I didn't get enough rest and my ASSics NovaASS 5s have now ruined my shins
>>62356913
>>62356916We do not claim faggots on /fit/. They don't represent us.
alright I'm going to go play some fucking video games if it's going to cock tease like this
>>62356819>institutions get the privilege of being able to jew you out before it even opensi think the ultimate jew tactic was to just allocate everybody peanuts instead of the full amount requested so that they are inclined to just hold their shares because its not enough money to actually care about either way.>market dumps 50%, only down $500, why bother selling?>market pumps 2x, only up $1000, why bother selling?meanwhile since they didnt fill your full bid, they are hoping you will go and fill it yourself in the secondary market with MARKET BUY orders... i see you jews... well played... well fucking played...
>>62356935>/fit/izen in the closeta tale as old as time
>>62356821/jp/ å¾…æ©Ÿ
looks like they finally figured it out
>>62356821Brit/pol/
>>62356821/vg/ war thunder general here
>>62356918
>>62356930Same story here, basically. I was pushing my weekly mileage too high, and I was too cheap to go buy new shoes, so my Brooks Ghosts had almost 700 miles. I finally cashed in some credit card points to invest in a new pair last weekend, but shit still hurts.Last summer I was routinely doing like 9 miles a day... idk what happened.
>Facebook down>Instagram down>WhatsApp glitchingMETA xisters......
>>62356918>aud/jpythat's a rough one. stockbabs know nothing about the hell that is FX
>free market>no we can't allow trading of free market company yet we need to cook the books first
>>62356924remember what happened when jp morgan, intel at&t, please consult the chart
>>62356821/mlp/ here, going dark
>>62356945Virgin bros....
Wait, so I can set a price for it at whatever and just go to sleep?
I was correct about sndk breaking out. If only I had taken that guy's advice to go big on margin too. Oh well. SNDK to 3k by July 31st.
>>62356956>please consult the chartLine goes up.
>>62356916>straightest /fit/izen
>>62356821/b/ is all you need
>>62356942Its actually because gay men fuck anything and everything with a pulse. Wheres the fun in no chase at all in love?
>>62356945I slurped. I am betting on a surge back to open when SPCX quoting begins.
SPCX isn't worth $2 trillion because umm... uhh... Elon is bald!
>>62356954now you see the problem with centralized exchanges
>>62356956Line is always going up
>>62356821/sci/ and /sfg/ of course.
>>62356950does running help your mental?i find walking helps me somewhat so walking really fast should be even better right?
>>62356821hi I'm the owner of /bant/
So, I expect we'll see even more DUMPing once SpaceX starts to trade?
>>62356971You're gonna be bagholding for a decade and a half
>>62356958RKLB is also taking a shit, but if I had to guess, its just people rotating out and will self correct after today.
>>62356945Nice shitcoin chart
Reminder to request physical delivery of your SPCX shares, so the jews cant steal it from you.
This shit is going to be a disaster, isn't it?
>>62356977>startsShe doesn't know
still in this... last night i dreamed i was eating glass. most stressful week of my life. want 600+ soxx
really trying to bring the FOMO up, huh
Space x is literally going to be weyland Yutani tier and anyone who doesn’t buy is going to have google ipo not buy sadness times 100x.Your probably going to have your class ranked by ipo share buy ins.
SPCX MARINES HODL
>>62356984god I fucking hope so
>>62356977It wont dump immediately, they will first lure naysayers in by giving people a pump, then once the market is captured, they will sell it
>SPCX>135 burgerbucksNice """historic""" IPO elonfags lmao
>>62356962>>62356971>just hold your bags for 20 years bro
>>62356956>selectively not placing the IPOs that don't alignfor what purpose?
>>62356975once you can plod a 5k without feeling like you are going to die it becomes a good way to clear your head
>>62356976>>62356987You're not welcome here.
Im actually glad the first trillionaire is a half insane ketamine fiend, at least its fun and not some jew or a puppet for some shadow cabal
>>62356997they were the biggest IPOs for their decade if i am correct
>>62356990you can still buy later when it's lower, you're just disregarding everything and rationalising the decision you've already made
>>62356996In 20 years, spacex will probably either own your children, or your children will dream of being owned by spacex
>>62356961>sndkShit, it's at 2000. Aren't they gonna split?
Yeah, I'm canceling that order.I'm a total newfag when it comes to IPOs and didn't expect ((them)) to pump up the price before retail investors even had the chance to buy the crumbs, but that's on me for thinking the stock market wasn't a completely fraudulent system.
>>62356983>Forget to rollover my SPCX calls>Now have to accept physical delivery of a reusable rocketship and 4,000 satellites >MFW
>>62356995Ya Apple is $292 right now
>>62357004>or a puppet for some shadow cabalwomen TFW ROFL
>>62357004ASTERISK
>Buying shares before they enter the market and their real price becomes knownDo goyim really?
>>62356975>does running help your mental?Idk, but probably not really. My mental is not good. I just like running and going fast.I guess the difference between running and walking is when you run you have to spend more time in your own head. When you walk, you can take in and contemplate the scenery, but when you run it goes by too fast, so you end up back with your own thoughts.Also fuck it, I'm not waiting for this IPO anymore, I'm going on my run now
>>62357008Assuming it ever dips below ipo price. Even normies are buying and they will bag hold for years.
WHERE IS ITI want to take a shower
>>62357029Should've taken your weekly shower last night, anon.
>>62357028if they're "bagholding", by definition the price will be lowerare you sure what you're trying to say?
>>62356821/trv/ is for the patrician investorwhat else are you supposed to do when you make it?
>>62357029bro same. i just want to go to bed.
>>62357012The stock market IS a completely fraudulent system. You just have to operate with that assumption.
>>62356975Yes
>>62357020>>62357020>>62357020NEW
>>62357039>posts a jeetTravel has been banned from participating itt
>>62357025On a company with zero profit btwIf the market wasnt completely taken by wall street bets and grifters by now this ipo would be a certain flop, but since NUMBER ALWAYS GO UPit is possible that it pumpshence why this is a gamble
should I slurp DOGE before elon announces SPCX divies in DOGE?
>>62356821[s4s] this is now a nice thread lole
>>62357028What do you mean assuming, you're buying a scuffed telecom company with negative profitability at basically 2T at open that even if they were to grow net income margins at 100% of revenue for starlink discontinue their other operating segments and the losses that come with them would still be trading at insane FCFE multiple.
I hope it rugs man. Not because I really care about SPCX, but I want to buy into anthropic and openai for long term and the better this does to more overvalued those will be on their IPOs
>>62355373Feels good being right for once.
>>62357059Ok. I guess I loose. See you on the other side then.
Also the quote is live (?) now on my brokerage
Got revised down from 175 to 174
AAAAAAAAAH SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>62356851
>>62357066you never know, tesla is already a cult stock, imagine a cult stock that wants to send people to mars
>>62356577There isn't enough aluminium on the market for everyone to get some Long aluminium producers
what if i just full port either KOLD or BOIL and just wait for months?
