Bear bros we got FUCKED! edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62368576
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>>62369486oh cool looks like poem anon is still alive
>>62369481Next few months CCMI$ is gonna hit it big, only 3 cents right now probably gonna hit 20 cents due to some deals in place. Already secured a 30 year lease for their mine, sky is the limit and cant go any lower. Its canadian critical minerals inc, get it before it blows
>pumping into fomc rate hike day
>new thread>already 60% fag/tranny postsYou "gals" lost?This isn't /lit/.
>>62369642>>62369469
End of the war would make sense for a top 2bh, all the longs just begging for liquidation
>Universa Investments is a hedge fund that buys puts on indices every single day, especially on big rallies.>The goal? to lose a bit of money every day for the hope of cashing out BIG in one fell swoop
dont start anymore threads until all three of these are used up>>62368577>>62369469>>62369481
>>62369486kek baggie
Whos ready
TO THE MOON
really sad we didn't have a longer bear market to slurpola. what can ya do
Outjewed again
Now we wait for prices to drop
the war really do be over
>>62369846One of those isn't actually a Stock market General though
Njewdia is still crabbin'
>>62370108You won't have to wait long SPY is on the right shoulder of a head & shoulder
>DRAM might break the $70 ceiling todayPlease my portfolio needs it..
I'm scared
>>62370150please break the needful
>>62370146Have to be patient until Jensen unveils the RTX 6000 series.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>62370146Will it ever do anything again?It's been almost a year since it finished its last leg up
> nows
>>62369481All you can bound bobo bussy buffet
>>62369486>he didn't sell at 5
>>62370149We had the same pattern on the nasdaq. We HAD, now we are at ATH again.
Sure, you don't think oil is going to stay down, surely.
>>62370170Actually I think its going below $60
Wait fed ist tomorrow??I will sell everything today
Heavy is the head that wears the bags
You think Buffett is having a dementia addled tard rage right now?
Being 60% cash feels like sitting in a cuck chair
>SPYM
>>62369745I've read Nicholas Nassim Taleb but I don't know if his strategy works as well as it did in the 80s and 90s.
>sending vance out to do PR work for the iran frameworkYeah there's no deal, the grim reaper has reared his head
C'mon pussies, you got some big d**** or what?
>>62370187turn off google maps bro, bus driver does not want to hear you yelling directions
RAM and RAM accessories
>>62370161Someone said it before, but Nvidia is a 5 trillion dollar company now. It has essentially become a value investing company. It probably won't ever make big moves again without an industry changing announcement.
>>62370182Tell me about it. I'm getting a mortgage soon so I've been keeping around 100k€ in cash, it's starting to feel like a bad move.
>OILers
future's looking bright right nowmisplayed the opening pump and a little bit in between but im hoping to recover and come out on topola
>>62370205How have you positioned yourself young smig?
>>62370207legs: openback: arched
>>62370207near top but all signs i have on my graph point to my price target getting hitim not trying to invest in anythingthats for the RRSP account
Holy shit what is Nokia doing
>>62370207>>62370211oh and lets get for realthis whole week has upward bias potential
>>62370138Is ESG investing setting off?
>>62370214Stop smigging in morse code, what are you holding, what is your price target?
The construction strike in korea has ended, but the Kospi looks very...... "return to normal" with a doji star pattern. I wanted to remain in for longer but I'm wondering if the gooks are about to dump the semiconductor and dram markets again for zero reason except to fuck me.
>>62370217arm
I am financially ruined
>>62370212getting cucked by BB chads(both are retarded investments)
>>62370149The heads about to be beneath the shoulders like a french royal in the revolution
>Dram crash 2 ber werks
The moment 1 ounce of silver is worth more than 1 barrel of oil, its literally over for oil. Its the signal.
If AMD 5xes I'll have about 270k€. If they crash I'll be very sad.
>>62370232More like Oil is going to drop to 65 and stay there for 2 years straight as the SPR's of the world fill up.
If Oil keeps going lower, we're going to miss the expansion phase of the economic cycle and go straight back to recession boss.
We're not up as much as I thought we would be :(
XSD please stop crabbing FUCK
I love watching oil baggies despair.
>>62370224I've been swing trading RDW for large gains since it was $4. Just hold. It'll be mid twenties again in another 3-4 months. I honestly think it'll hit $40 in another year.
>AAOII love this shitcoin stock like you wouldn't believe.
>>62370241Indeed, at least $200 barrel oil is what we need to expand the economy
holy micron
10AM EST is comingYa'll know what that means;)
>>62370166I'm selling my miners at at 8k. I'll be pretty comfy until then.
>>62370246generational fucking baggieretard leveraged at the top didnt he?
ironically i wouldnt have sold at a loss if i just held and waited for my price targeti wasnt prepared enough
>>62370246>flatline forever>straight off a cliffLove it
>>62370246What a goddamn retard
>>62370244Fomc hike has people shidding and fardingGiven this chaos hopefully they pussy out and let things stabilize though which would send everything to the moon.
Guys, guess what the first stocks will be called that read a quadtrillion.
So the Iran war didn't affect tech, which is why the Nasdaq went up during the conflict, but also tech pumps 2% because the war is over. Huh?
>>62370246obligatory
>>62370246kek unless you have insider information playing with commodities is a stupid idea.
SPCX is trading at a SIGNIFICANTLY lower volume today compared to last Friday >88M public interest is decaying quickly but it's still up at 172, a marked improvement
>>62370246His problem wasn’t oil his problem was the leverage
>>62370218kospi has been overbought and bubbling for quite a whilethat doesn't mean you can't still profit, but it would be wise to take some gains
>>62370246>3x leverage on something that can be nuked by a rogue tweet
Will spacex be allowed to cross 175 this time bros?Surely the goldman jews have made the money they need at that level by now
>>62370269>trading lower than the day it hit the markedno shit sherlock
America lost the war to Korea. America is a colony of Korea. Without Korea, they can't even make television. The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>>62370225Yeah, I'm thinking of selling this when it reaches $15.
my gains today would look much better if XSD would STOP CRABBING AAAGH
>>62370280why do you keep posting this making worst korea sound cool?
31 MSFT shares shitting up my portfolio
You didnt guess but Ill tell you anyway. They will be called the Cuties.
>>62370280>bugspeechno one cares chang
>>62370285This but 83 shares of nvda
>>62370285I'll take 'em off you for $100 each.
>>62370246posting your reddit larp, fake and gay
>>62370246>>62370270>Drunk dividends>dividendsYeah I find it really amusing how all these zoomer and late millenial types seem to start off their investment journeys with le hecking wholesome slow and steady sustainable boglehead principles and "not losing matters more than gaining money" Buffet quotes only to get bored by like year 2 out of 40 and fullport into shit like leveraged commodity futures in the middle of a war lmao
>>62370290I also have 162 Crabvidia
>>62370293
>>62370247You mean it still needs a few months? Are you shorting right now?
anyone else load up on oil? its obvious the war is going to restart after the world cup
>>62370285MSFT s going to become a legacy company, and its days of growth are over get out whilst you still can with most of your money. I expect Microsoft to go down 90% or more.
>>62370303i have limit orders placed but none triggered yet. I'll stock more if it dips lowerexdpensive oil triggered inflation whiwh will in turn make oil more expensive
>>62370303Nobody actually cares about the world cup boss.
>>62370303Yep.
>>62370274The thing about kospi is if it dumps it'll take tech with it.I'm wondering if the pumps until recently were the market pricing in the end of the war, but now that the war is over the market will begin to price in the obvious economy problems we're going to have in the next 6 months from oil and fertilizer shortages.
>>62370290>>62370295soon(tm) brothers
>>62370246>Leveraging a commodity ripe with insider trading by the President himselflollmao even
>>62370269I think today will be accumulation with slight green. Tomorrow and Wednesday we blast off.
>>62370321Today was a real ripper if you’re in the metals gold silver copper are smiling
The US isn't anywhere close to a bubbleif you want to see what people act like during a legit bubble, look at Korea.I have a thesis, and I want people to give their thoughts on it.Here's it is. I wrote more about it in my posts from last night's thread >>62368547 >>62368568that software will hit an infinite oversupply problem, and become even worse than a commodity. And hardware will reap all the rewards for the foreseeable future. Basically, inverse over the last 26 years. Software won't be king anymore like it was since the 90s.Thoughts?
>>62370246I srill don't get how these people come upon levels of wealth that would catapult me into neetdom and yet they somehow without fail always gamble the whole stack or a very large percentage of it.With 300k I could neet and that's in the USA. Full on passive investments via CC's would yield at least $2600 a month. Move to a flyover state and I have achieved wagecage freedom. Though I'll want more since when has inflation ever been replaced by deflation in the last century?Don't make fun of him tho :(
The only W trump faggots can achieve is a gay reddit larp post, they get their discord gaggle to reply togrimhow many billions are supposed to go iran if this deal goes through
>>62370313both samsung and hynix have a very low p/e even after their runkospi will dump for sure sooner or later but I bet it will go up again, that's why I'm still keeping 5% of my long term portfolio (after a solid 50% of realized gains) and plan to forget about it for a couple years
>>62370334300 billies for reconstruction alone
>he didn't invest in space sex when it was $160idiot
>>62370339there's no way he's actually agreeing to that lol
>Iran uses their proxies to attack Israel>loses>Israel uses their proxy to attack Iran>wins vis UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDERYeah I'm thinking we're back boss.
>>62370336the p/e line you niggers keep parroting is peak dunning krugerp/e is going to be the lowest at the top of a cycle these companies are cyclical go look at their p/e during previous cycle tops please educate yourself my benchodes
>>62370330Grim
>>62370341Still early
>>62370323congratsif you want you can put it all into SPCX and easily multiply your gains over the next couple days35000000 shares are going to be bought on thursday's market price
>>62370349noicebroker?
>>62370349
>>62370330A single GOOGLE 365dte leap at fucking 450 is $3373.You could sell 10 of them and have 33k instantly and then still pull like 25% off the shares when they're assigned
>>62370339and iran gets to charge transit fees, they now own the strait of hormuz
>>62370355>>62370357Sorry I was lying ;_; I got very few shares nor can I afford that many
Oil's not under 80 yet?
I am only 5% down from my previous leveraged ATH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
I'm like 90% sure that the war is going to start back up and the strait will stay closed, but my risk aversion is preventing me from making money by longing oil.
>>62370366My oil stocks are recovering a bit, (XOM, COP). Seems doubts are creeping in about the ceasefire.
dramGODS we never doubted for a second
>>62370362I had a hunch lolI didn't look into it but I thought they usually allocated them pro rata which would make you a very rich and handsome smegroat least you're still handsome :)
Another day sitting on TQQQ because the sucker won't stop going up, becoming increasingly nervous while still refusing to miss out on the gains. As long as the music keeps playing, I gotta stay on the merry go round. Wednesday we get to see what Warsh is made of. Probably won't matter. >>62370330>With 300k I could neet and that's in the USAI've done the numbers on that and I think you're right. Some of these divided funds are so retardedly fucking good. Unfortunately I bought my condo in a high enough cost area that I need like 500K to cope with the likes of utilities, food, and especially self-funding your health insurance. But even then, the bar is way lower than people think. There's absolutely a world where you can stop working with a relatively low net worth, or work part time while supplementing your income from dividends, etc. It's nice to think about.
Wtf just looked at SPCX chart, what caused that massive candle at open? It dropped so much before coming back up.
>>62370373Holy fuck there are actually oilies still
>>62370362I love you all the same, no homo
>Klarna>AffirmBNPL chads rise up
>Poland’s public debt has risen above 60% of GDP for the first time on record, thereby exceeding the limit enshrined in European Union law. According to finance ministry data published on Wednesday, debt reached 61.6% of GDP in the first quarter of 2026 under EU accounting rules, up from 59.7% in the last quarter of 2025. >That means Poland now exceeds both of the fiscal thresholds that can trigger the EU’s excessive deficit procedure. The country was placed under the procedure in 2024 after its budget deficit surpassed the bloc’s 3% limit. Warsaw is therefore required to take steps to bring public finances under greater control. However, last year, Poland’s deficit actually rose to 7.3% of GDP, which was the second-highest level in the EU and well above the 5.5% the Polish government had planned for 2025.https://notesfrompoland.com/2026/06/12/polands-public-debt-passes-eus-60-of-gdp-limit-for-first-time/Time to get out of Poland before the bubble bursts again? Already down over 1% today.
>>62370373You spelled ETERNAL PEACE AND HAPPY TIMES DEAL wrong boss.
>>62370379>massive selling pressure at maximum volume at peak baggy enthusiasmIt means its going up, full port with margin into it
>>62370345Delusional or just Jewish?
>>62370362Bizarre thing to lie about desuo.I would've made something more belieable like a buy order for 300 SNDK at $40 a pop 1 year ago
>>62370379>people market buy/sell on open>algorithms takes advantage of this to further push prices>people get liquidated and also push the price further in one direction>then profits are taken and the market is high volatility until it finds where buyers/sellers are concentrated
>>62370403bagglers a jeet blud
>>62370394shit colored id, every single time
>>62370403It’s gobbler. King spoofer of smg
>>62370302No I'm not shorting, I sold at $24 and I'm looking to re-enter. I think it will spike upper twenties or higher on the next defense contract. Momentum is building and they're beating earnings.
>>62370378>becoming increasingly nervous while still refusing to miss out on the gains.just ratchet up the trailing stop loss
Imagine not buying SpaceX and getting in on the ground floor of the exciting new frontier of Space Exploration and fucking asteroid mining, lunar resort vacations, tours of Saturn's rings. You guys is fucking retarded, this company is going to create generational wealth, and your kid's kid's will not be able to sit at the cool kid's table at lunch simply because you thought it was too expensive because of some shit like profits and like lmao, this shit is literally going to the fucking moon boss.
Damn, was hoping SPY and TSLA would equilibrate back to opening price, guess we’ll have to wait and see
>>62370293The trauma of 2008 lives forever in their souls. Truly broken goyim, trapped in the real world.
>>62370347nice point, noted and I will
>>62370419now. I have shares available to borrow at 8%.
>>62370384What's the problem?
>>62370394Isnt the only worthwhile stock they have CD Projekt Red which is going down the toilet due to DEI?
>>62370374The cult wins what can I say
lol
>/mcg/ musical chairs general
>>62370422sending green energy your way my humble friend
>>62370389klarna management is giga idiotic. Stock will underperform.
any good tops to buy puts on?
>QQQs 30m RSIUhh guys?
>>62370445well in exchange we got to blow up a lot of iran's shit
>>62370443SOXS
>>62370445Wait till you see the deal before you start sperging ranjeep
>>62370439thanks anon, wagmi
I HATE my port
>>62370428>i bought 5 years agoVery epic.Ever heard of opportunity cost?You could have bought literally anything else with that money and made more, a lot more. Even Google is up almost 500% from that point. NVDA 1500%
>>62370456Well maybe you should get a Newport or something
>>62370445>ElephantsSorry how much is this in Jamarcus Jones, NFL superstar units?
>>62370441In what way are they giga idiotic?
>>62370445trump absolutely mogging that tiny pile of crash.
>>62370445It's 325 billion.
What the fuck's an Freecast?
Spacex closing in on 175, a year from now you'll be kicking yourself at missing out
Can't believe I made money on Hello Fresh lol
I bought 100 SPY calls and 20 QQQ calls.(You) should do the same.
>KMB has blown past the $103 reistance windowWe're going to the fucking MOON bros
>>62370339It was real in your head right?
>>62370470Reminds me of the Fresh n Easy stores. I wish I could go to one again- they were nice
>>62370461internal decision makingproduct decision makingfull retard on AI without understanding itI understand how klarna operates internally..really well, let's put it that way
>>62370448>>62370451
>>62370445>elephantshow many quarter pounders with cheese is this?
SOXL? Bloody hell!
CSG N.V. is looking very tasty right now. If I wasn’t already losing so much money on another defence company I’d go pretty heavy into this stock right now
>>62370480why do artists waste their talents drawing this instead of anime tits so i can goon
>>62370445>American money>Frozen Iranian assets minus interestOh the horror
>>62370480trust me bro I think trump is an absolute retard. But we probably did blow up a few billion $ of their stuff, if the goal was to knock them down a peg
I've been searching for an hour and I couldn't find a single product manufactured, packaged or designed by 'SOXL Company'.Watch out it might be a scam.
>>62370483I'm so pissed I sold a third of my SOXL last week at $180.10, an $88+ dollary-doo per share differential is a meaningful amount of money to leave on the table>at least sneedisk is treating $2k+ as support now
>>62370483>SOXL may cross 300WHY DID I FUCKING SELL!!!!
>>62370479Did they fire you?
>>62370488because they know you'll eat it and ask for more
>>62370265I dont get it either, which is why my main strat is SPY calls. But I still buy a QQQ call sleeve as well because of this phenomenon
>>62370445shouldnt obama's be measured in donkeys?
>>62370495Spcx trannies are making bank
Im still down alot even with this massive pump>>62370496what did u buy in exchange?
>>62370475Number 7 in the 14 points
>>62370497you can't fire people in europe
Guys I am starting to think MNTS is a scam. Should I buy the new dip to make myself feel better?
>>62370504sat on cash for way too long, bought a ton of spxl the other week though so made 20k so far
>>62370503I boughted one (1) share of SPCX this morning at $169.69 for the meme, idk what I'm going to do with these massive gains
>low volume>insane RSI>hit call wallsWhat exactly is propping this up?
>>62370507I mean you can, it is just a more convoluted process than your boss walking up to your desk with a cigar in his mouth saying; "You're fired, pack your stuff and leave".
>>62370490lol
Port approaching ATHs again
>>62370413That's it, I'm going all in at SpaceX (ticker:SPCX)
>>62370506Yes of irans demands my dalit friend, the agreement that is being signed hasnt heen made public.Why do you trust this more than trumps billion peace deals and itanian casualty cope?
How many days before Israel derails this shitty ceasefire? I’m guessing 3-4 days max
>>62370525Theyve already statted bombing again
>GRRR back to my exact buy position this morning. I like to eat crabs not watch crabs.
Welp smiggers I am out of MU until the next red day, good luck all! :3
We going to end with SPY going straight up?
what do you guys think of NRGD?
>>62370522trump shills getting away with calling anyone but themselves dalit jeet lovers lol must be a russian larping as american, their the only ones stupid enough to engage in such moronic kike pilpul
>>62370515I think "smart money" is waiting for the fomc before going balls deep
>>62370530Gorillas are cautious animals, they wait for the bull's stampede to fade before migrating to higher grounds.
>>62370534The pilpul being that the agreement isnt public?Full port into grrr my friend
>>62370511nice man, dont be sad dude, i have alot of SPXL as well and there will always be more opportunities to trade the SPXL for something else when things dump again
>>62370531*sigh* See you at 1200... *hugs you**while you aren't looking slips a MUU share into your back pocket so you're still in* >:3
>>62370531Cash? Or GOOGL?
>>62370513>microwaving fast foodeww
>>62370490the goal was to never allow them nuclear and a regime changehe wasn't even close to achieving either of thosethey will get nuclear again and its the exact same iran, now probably even more extremist this was a humiliation ritual spurred on by jews
>Officially a millionaire networth again like 2 or 3 weeks ago.Should I quit my 60k job?
Wasting capital to purchase shit like GRRR when you could have bought Space X. It's like these retards like losing their hard earned shekels boss.
>>62370550I might quit mine once I get a million..but I'll only be getting paid maybe 47k by that time... I would
>>62370543£50,000 Cash and £200,000 worth of GRRRHope I can snipe MU under $950 in the earnings volatility or if FOMC is bearish. But I'm happy to baghold cashish for a little while until the next drop.
>>62370550how long have you been investing to get to 1 mil?
>>62370488Because the majority of modern day artists that suck at art do this to avoid accepting they suck at art? I wish I could draw like this those artists who draw high quality anime waifus I would draw so much stuff.>>62370513Happy meals are no longer the same. 1 burger and fucking apples with milk? Bleh. Id buy puts on McDonalds what with their huge prices but the average person will just complain and still buy McDonalds anyways.>>62370518Oh fuck I have a bad feeling the bill will get denied and shit starts right back up at a higher intensity than it was the last month. Quick what do I buy to protect my downside?
>>62370551Finally someone with reason telling the niGRRR anon how it is. Thanks boss
>>62370539peace has been achievedthe strait is openit's actually a frameworkto discuss an agreementto make a peace deal60 days from nowtwo weeks meme avertedthe agreement is anything we say it isyes, this is kike pilpulnow go chase a tranny, faggot kike
>>62370550unless you plan on somehow living off of 30k (3%) probably not, you moving to thailand?
>>62370551Faggler I promise one day I will slay you (financially speaking), plunder your gay little port and take gookfu as my concubine. I swear it.
How do I profit from the current slop based economy?
>>623705703x leveraged oil etf :^)
>>62370571Cooking oil ETF sounds good
Apparently it's not just a demand
>>62370506>GeorgiaShow me the jam boy Twitter account that's posted this.
Imagine sitting on this crabbing turd for the past year while tech moons.
wow youre right... spcx really is going up and up and up
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62370534It doesn't help that all of your source material is from dalit jeets "breaking" posting on Xitter all day.
>>62370568You're going to have to get in line boss.
>>62370575he said its from the gulf nations if they comply with everything, whatever that means
>>6237056110 years. Officially started investing around 2016.>>62370567My ROI has been 30% since I created the account. Can't move to Thailand due to being married.
>>62370265war ends -> lower oil prices -> less cost-push inflation -> lower chance of rate hikes
>>62370576See >>62370575JD Vance, so yes a jamboy kek
>>62370575American companies will get that 300 billion to rebuild Irans damaged bridges, navy, tanks, powerplants, schools and dams. I have never been this bullish for the US economy.White collar people will suffer but blue collar will have fun.
Minors and mining accessories
>>62370583Why do people always post charts without the ticker? Who is this for? Like I know it's SpaceX but why not put the ticker in the image or filename. Apologies if I'm blind but I don't see it.
my spcx doin alil sum
>>62370599for my fellow SPCX bros who listened over the weekend
I'm missing out on SpaceX
>>62370594Care to post the video with audio so I don't have to take your word for it?
pump it some more
>>62370599If you know it's space x why do you need the ticker? Are you retarded or just autistic boss?
>>62370602buy in now
>>62370602It's a 10% pump wdym
why the fuck is the market seriously going to be closed on the 19th. Don't niggers have enough holidays? They're fucking up my weeklies.
>>62370600>slurped some more earlier at 169feels good
>>62370419spcz if you have the nads for it
>>62370606Roger
>>62370607Autistic. It's done this time because I knew the price of SpaceX. But other times I see charts with no ticker and have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to be looking at.
>>62370612yeah i bought more at 170 cause i knew it was going to 180 today. my average buy is 150 (some 135 allocated)
>>62370560>GRRRI wish I was at home so I could post a laughing reaction image.
>>62370419>>62370614sorry meant sspc*
>>62370616You know what this means?Grok is the worst AI and it's worth 2.8 trillion dollars, that means Claude is worth at least 5 trillion and chatgpt maybe 4 trillion. The next IPOs aren't brainers.
Nebius bros... 350 by the eow
>>62370575Israel is going to pay this, right? RIGHT?
>>62370627Its ok I'll just imagine your reaction :3
759 spy calls expiring today are cheap and ripe for making money. See you at the top anons.
What was that sudden drop?
>>62370639Lunch Time for Baggies' people
>>62370639AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62370636Why should Israel pay for that, this was Trump's war of choice boss.
>>62370575Is this gonna be like when Mexico was supposed to pay for the wall?
>>62370639sorry i farted and startled myself, accidentally clicked the sell button
Checkems guy
>>62370638I have SPY and QQQ longed. Fuckin green dick today.
>>62370632I will likely buy the anthropic IPO and short openai.
Apparently FOMC is soon how will this affect stocks?>>62370575Kek at least he is being honest.
>>62370637Imagine if you'd put that into AMD.
>>62370658But I did have breakfast this morning
>>62370637Wow, 3% today, that is amazing. Hey is Demoman back with the beer yet?
>>62370638Spy is neon green today, isn't this risky as hell
Sandisk bros... We're losing momentum! The only ones to NOT outgain us were Segate and Palantir at- SHIT! Seagate just rocketed to 7.50%!! We only managed ~6.54% today. Western Digital managed 14.5%. BROS!! Should we have switched?
>>62370647Because I'd rather my tax money be sent in the form of nukes payable directly to every camelfucker in Iran, thanks.
>>62370660Fake
>>62370660>"service fees"European leaders are gonna seeeeethe.This sets a very bad precedent.
>>62370602You'll be able to buy some at a discount later this year, just be patient
>>62370660>Breaking>Iran saysStopped reading
>>62370651>Fartled
>>62370677True
>>62370660>created march 2026>account based in europetotally legit lol
>– Iran is not seeking to impose tolls. However, in return for navigation services, environmental protection, insurances and other maritime services, Iran will collect the necessary fees.reminder that iran has the 2nd largest population of kikes and they're loyal to iran as they been there forever way before the slavics started to pretend to be jews.
>>62370668Sorry, I bought in at 2109
>SENIOR U.S. OFFICIAL ON IRAN DEAL: ISRAEL'S WITHDRAWAL FROM LEBANON IS NOT A CONDITION OF THE DEAL....aaaaand the deal collapsed already
HYMC
>>62370667I only spent 170 on all the calls.
>>62370693Priced in
>>62370696When, right before posting? Because Spy was up 1.99%
>>62370687>there are no tolls>just fees for services, wink winkkek
>>62370636Sure, Israel can pay that for Iran.Just with a generous 300 billion war support package from the USA.As per Trump, USA started the war and dragged Israel into it.
>>62370693Yeah but no one really cares until Iran does some shit. Nothing short of shit blowing up really matters anymore to the market
>>62370704Yes
>>62370672>>62370678>>62370686>>62370647
AAAAAA STOP ITS so NIHGER GREEEEEN
>>62370722WHAT is so NIHGER green?
>>62370693LmaoGuess it's going to be a red afternoon.
>>62370719>NOOOO SAAR YOU CAN'T REDEEM! STOP NOTICING MY JEET SLOP
>>62370711Kinda weird how the market generally doesn’t seem to care about the war but anons couldn’t ever shut up about every little xeet related to it.
>>62370731The only anons who gave a shit at all were retards holding oil. Everyone else here is in Tech or looking to pick up discounted Tech
New thread >>62370738New >>62370738N >>62370738
>>62370731>AnonsThose aren't anons. Those are leftypol tourists and third worlders that came over to mock SpaceX IPO buyers and the USA in general. They can't move the markets because they have negative net worth.
>>62370712Don't you understand what I'm asking? Why buy calls? Do you think it's going to end on a 2.5% up day?
Now I wait for the next 50% drop on SOXL
>>62370730moron shill doesn't have a script that conforms with reality, many such cases
>>62370752Is you post a source that's not a Twitter nigger that starts with "breaking" then maybe I'll take you seriously.
>>6237061130th long weekend this year
>>62370763gibbering kike nonsense, rabbi
>>62370792Thanks for confirming. See you in the next thread, Sukdeep.
>>62370575Murica is winning so hard.
>>62370801lol kikes can only lie
>>62370660"Iran says"
>>62370928
>>62370246How did he get a quarter mil if his all-time is just crabbage?
Why is it simmering down
>>62370212Here's Snibs!