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Eating your DRAM edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Best Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
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Well I am still 6.8% ahead of my investment goal....uh which is a good thing
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>>62527443
If power hour actually has things go up rather than down for a change then I may actually be hopeful
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TKD
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Generational dip buying opportunity.
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> nows
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>It's a "Anon LARPs as if the AI trade hasn't cracked" episode
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Bobos getting euphoric again after one day of dumping
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>>62527464
My descendants will still be holding these bags.
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I am getting raped by SNXX
>no consistent format anymore edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>62527458
anon…
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>>62527459
Well okay. Hey I said I'd short if I was down double digits today so I'll see about a STX sympathy relief
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In this moment, I am euphoric.
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>62527453
calling it
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My greens
>MSFT
>Apple
>Goog
A big part of me wonders why I didn't just stick to the usual shit people buy
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my portfolio is a total mess but I'm not gonna try to fix it until december
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intcel-sissies, are we rebounding?
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anyone else just about had it
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>>62527476
Well, post about how you feel about those picks on Friday.
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Steve Eisman warned that the AI investment boom has become dangerously concentrated around hyperscaler spending. He said, “I think the market will go straight down” if a major cloud provider cuts AI capital expenditure, arguing that investors now see AI capex as the market’s key support. He questioned whether leading AI developers have durable competitive advantages, calling their moats “questionable” as cheaper rivals emerge.

Discussing Alphabet’s earnings, Eisman noted, “They beat expectations… But they increased the capex… People are freaking out,” highlighting the dilemma facing AI leaders. Spend more and investors worry about returns; spend less and they fear losing the AI race. He concluded that “it’s all one trade,” warning that if AI spending disappoints, a broad market correction could follow.
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>>62527481
it's exciting I've never lost so much money for nothing before
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>>62527477
Same. I have like 2 individual stocks unrelated to energy/semis/AI that might save me and that's it.
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nfa but there are good chances trump will declare the soh open again
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>>62527471
>what if something actually happens
it would be funny if I singlehandedly caused the downfall of the memory trade at large
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Got 9k to slurp something with. Or should I hold cash for another day like a simp?
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>>62527478
Need it back at $110 so I can be free from the intcel life
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It's actually pretty treasonous by Western institutions to sell just because they believe the West will give up its semi/AI lead over Chyna, if we're being entirely honest
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>>62527492
tomorrow is taco tuesday, let that sink out
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>>62527485
I'm tilted and maxxed out my leverage today
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>>62527488
I remember some Anon mentioned a 7 figure oil short appearing, in one of yesterday's threads.
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>Checks calendar
>tomorrow is Tuesday
yea I'm slurping.
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>>62527487
I have a random tobacco stock that's like my sole green line lol
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>>62527484
that's funny because the high capex stocks are green today
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>>62527514
It's kind of funny how they're up before the thing that will dump them.
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>>62527514

He’s taking about a potential future event. Are you thick.

>it’s might rain next week
>uhhh but it’s dry outside.

How do you even have a bag dummy?
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>V has come to
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>>62527512
>>62527487
I bought some puts on Rivian a week ago. Might save SOME of my NAV if we turn into a wider bear.
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>>62527502
>>62527511
But that means more bombing since he would be tacoing from the end in bombings from the weekend?
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My saas stocks are nice and green.
I bought the dip :)
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My semi thesis is that people were so worried about a bubble that a slight down day made everyone panic and start selling because the "bubble" popped and then more people panicked and sold more creating a downward spiral.
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>>62527484
>The stock market is just bouncing back and forth between semis and saas
And this guy thinks the AI bubble is popping lol
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Gonna pump?
Gonna V your pants?
Maybe?
Maybe shit and cum?
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>>62527530

Nice cope.
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>>62527519
No we already saw that happen. GOOG reported negative free cash flow and guided way higher capex than previously thought, dumped and recovering. Why are people buying the dip on GOOG? It's supposed to be over. muh capex
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>>62527530
So.. a bubble?
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>>62527540
bubbles on bubbles on bubbles on bubbles
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>>62527538

Love dopes like you. You discuss a thesis. That may play out and has played out over several months.

Reply.

>yeah but it’s up today.

Beat it thicko.
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Does the S&P even have enough gas to set a new high?
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>>62527455
she must have the torso of a giraffe.
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>>62527547
It's not a thesis it's a description of what already happened it's called a fact if you will
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>>62527512
I'm 25% port in a eastern euro gamedev company that's trading for $0.5 right now. Gonna find out if I get raped in October. Their previous, less popular releases were bumping that thing up to $4.2 and I'm ready to exit at like $1.3 for a 2x.
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>>62527552
Line goes up retard.
Sometimes it takes a little while tho
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don't make a narrative out of market movement babe. that's a trick. it goes up because someone is buying, it goes down because someone is selling. and i didnt say "people" for a reason, wealth is concentrated and the biggest wallet controls the direction of the market. they don't always buy when they "should," don't always sell when it's right either. study the facts and invest accordingly, and eventually time will prove you right.
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>>62527536
I'm not holding any semis but I'll be buying early august.

>>62527540
Not really because I still believe the fundamentals are solid and that the companies are mispriced
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It says here I've lost 300 dollars since starting investing like a month ago.
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Notice threads are really dead compared to what they usually are like at this hour. What’s the DRAM bagholder suicide rate now?

Please don’t do it. You can still recover
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>>62527484
Lad it would not be a "correction"
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>>62527473
It wont last but at this point I swept the bottom on chips.
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>>62527562
It's not a real loss until you realize it.
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>>62527558

Why rush. Let it bottom. The amount of tech baggie crying in here this last month should tech you that lesson. Sentiment is not even peaking in the negative. It’s just beginning to go bad.
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My fellow intcels we might go green
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>>62527571
I realized some of it.
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>>62527563
They have been dead for 2 weeks now. Overall market is trending down since ATH.
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>>62527484
I don't disagree with him but he's missing the point that for google the AI spend is considered existential, their search is threatened so they'll keep spending. There are other companies like google that see this as an adapt or die moment.
If your options are get supplanted by chinese llm's searching the internet and spending you'll spend until the bitter end.
>>62527514
I think it's because if all companies with more speculative, less existential, exposure to AI can and will be shook out. So who wins and loses? Semis lose all a lot of revenue but the google's of the world that are intent on still competing instead of being passed by by the rest of the world will keep still need to buy. And for the survivors the chips will be a lot more cheap.
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>>62527562
>It says here I've lost 300 dollars since starting investing like a month ago.
lucky you
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and we're green once again
WOOHOO
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>>62527555
the new witcher game?
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>>62527484
I mean hes 100% accurate but the whole thesis is IF. We all know what happened to Philip II.
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>>62527465
i kind of get it
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>>62527584
pokemon investors are also dying kek
nintendo is massively reprinting
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>>62527455
creepy pedofaggot OP pic
yup the janny is baking the threads again
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>>62527562
>It says here I've lost 300 dollars
So far
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>>62527589
Nah, Valor Mortis. But I do have another 10% in CDPR. There was a juicy dip recently that I slurped.
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>>62527581

For simple search. Did they really need to go that hard? Spend that much. Should have taken a leaf from apple. They’re giving away AI compute to the level people need just to find basic shit in the net. They could have just taken some appropriate stakes in some models. They didn’t.
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>>62527599
hmmm... maybe I should look into game shit
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>>62527577
Spoke too soon it seems, it's a hard life being an intcel
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BING BING BROS
WE ARE SO WAHOOO
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whyyyy do iiiii keep fooling myself
when i know it will moon something else
only a fool keks his own
baaaaaaaaags
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>>62527458
based...
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>>62527435
Yeah. Fucking sucks that I didnt sell in June. I was so fucking close to selling but I didn't. I fucking hate myself right now

>>62527468
>1 pbtid
>arrogant mumu
>ignores that semis and memory have been dumping for like a month now
Fuck me if you retards haven't been shaken out then no wonder this shit has still been dropping all this time fuck I really should've sold in June!
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>>62527596
>pokemon investors are also dying kek
nintendo is massively reprinting
...you're kidding right
another thing to add to my losses LMFAO
>pic related
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>Klarna and ServiceNow losing steam
It’s over
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>>62527593

All thesis are ifs. As in a probability over some time. It’s why saying “but this small data point today” and thinking is a worthwhile rebuttal is fucking lazy.

But tech baggies are the laziest investors there are. They are the epitome of line-go-up.
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>>62527602
This, exactly this. Yet the smartest most informed men in the world at the center of it all chose differently. Veterans of industry who absolutely print went all in. Kind of makes you think...
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>>62527602
They want to keep cost's down, they're vertically integrating their own custom chips to keep costs down, and because they're a cloud company they know living at the mercy of what some other guy thinks the rent should be isn't really living.
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and i asked ai about interfaith marriages in catholicism, they are fine as long as you get a letter from a bishop, and i don't see any reason why you couldn't. anyways i have 1400 soxl at an average of 129.50 and my port just went green for the day.
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>>62527579
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Oh now Nintendies pumps, after I already dumped mine for a small loss a few weeks ago
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normies are finally waking up. its on reddit now
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>>62527612
Yeah, you better give those to me. You won't be making any money.
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>>62527612
your pic related might be safe for now actually
its the shit like prismatic SPC thats getting gaped

im a believer in unpopular sets like perfect order being the best assets, its unlikely they will reprint underperforming sets
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>>62527619
>they are fine as long as you get a letter from a bishop
On paper yeah. In reality the bishop do not even care if you’re in a homosexual marriage
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>>62527617

They knew it was prob going to do another dotcom. But they would get out being savvy. The war COMPLETELY fucked the timeline. They got caught.

Hasn’t been sufficient time to fully baghold the public. It’s why you’re heading whispers of backstops for AI.
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>>62527603
I don't expect new highs to match the old ones because gamedev hype is over, but it's still promising enough in my opinion. CDPR also just has decent fundamentals because the old games provide a steady trickle of income. OML (the Valor Mortis company) is pretty much a gamble though.
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>>62527623
It's still a loss, you have less gain to realize.
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i added another $500 to tsm at $390 on top of my $390 for $6.2k like couple months ago. shit so ass.
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>>62527625
>investing in bing bing wahoo
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>>62527618

Maybe they will be one of the few winners. Bit there’s too many models. Too many hyperscalers. Too many all of them to survive.

Some big names will have a reckoning
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>>62527607
>>62527625
im thinking about buying donkey kong banaza with my free dell money. got nothing else to play.
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>>62527633
Imagine the upper echelon making even the big fish into baggies lmao.
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>>62527616
I dont think its his thesis. You are cherry picking something. I didnt watch the interview so maybe it was but from that small snippet everyone whos pro tech to anti tech would agree with it. So Im not hearing an argument, he is just laying out the real risks and the current market in those two paragraphs.
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>>62527636
that's the beauty of penny stocks they go up by 1 dollar you're up 50% right
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Power hour V has been deployed.
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>>62527642
I'm just saying the saas / cloud guys really know what the old scam is. Disrupt the existing industry by offering AI at basically a loss until your competitors die off, then start raising the rent.
Because they did it to people like old school Microsoft.
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>ELF +7%
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WE ARE SO BACK
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Well, today was really bad, but at least there was some recovery.
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If ServiceNow keeps pumping tomorrow I’m gonna teach myself how to suck my own dick. I’ve earned it. Don’t really want to do it though…
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>He didn't buy GRSD

NGMI
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>>62527642
Open AI and probably anthropic are fucked. Being an AI company with no profits does not look good. Microsoft has a lot of issues. Google, Meta, and Amazon are laughing.
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INTC actually erased all of todays loss, uhhhhhhhhhhhh?
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I bought a KO put spread for Friday. Gamble time.
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are we back?
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>>62527671
Since peppy and cock correlate with general soda drinking, i think you made a good choice.
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might buy the ASML dip. Thoughts?
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>spend last 5 hours erasing all loss.
>then drop immediately
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GAUZ chuds we’re so back! Now I’m only down 35% on that stock
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If DRN crashes I'm fucked
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>>62527388
This was ironic, right? I'm good with irony actually, but on 4chan you never know.
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>>62527679
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>we're so back
>I'm still down 3% for the day instead of 4.5% earlier.
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Will KOSPI trigger a circuit breaker tonight?
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>>62527677
>China Is Building Its Own Chip-Making Machines. ASML Under Pressure as the Technology War Enters a New Phase

I don't know lad. Looks risky.
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>>62527690
Same, slightly less raped than a few hours ago (but still raped). Financially speaking
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kek
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>>62527691
well it's gonna open red but after that who knows
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which sector is good to LONG right now?
literally everything is giga red but still
quantum?
space?
semis?
diapers?
defense?
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Chinese models on CHINESE hardware! With CHINESE RAMS!!
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>>62527697
As a semis bag holder....Semis, especially KOSPI (DRAM)
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>>62527692
I believe its FUD
its usually FUD
FUD doesn't scare me
its my buy signal
lots of FUD around semis nowadays
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DISK ETF holds 10.56% CXMT in case anyone wants to play the Chinese memory
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>>62527697
Healthcare
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>>62527699
Habeeb it!
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>>62527685
In every joke there's a small core of truth
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>>62527512
mfers are still smoking?
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>>62527692
i'm betting on the chinks fucking-up servicing those machines (which is like 60% of ASML's revenue anyways) and the upcoming Taiwan war leading to the destruction of TSMC's plants and a high demand for new foundries in the U.S. and Europe.
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>>62527709
Apparently they’re making a lot of money on vaping now
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>>62527709
Drinking companies are down bad, Pernod Ricard and other french stuff. Question is, will people start drinkign again. Drinking is at least fun. Smoking is the absolute worst "casual" drug
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>>62527697
financials
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I am about to turn into a 30 year old boomer and seeing pics like OP give me baby fever. Crazy how nature do dat. I need a Diana daughter
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But anyway is SNeedisk a buy, maybe tomorrow? A quick pump to 1500 and you're up 25%.
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>>62527717
i'm 30 and i'm just really horny all of the time
still 'ate kids
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>>62527709
yeah it's all vape stuff vaping is huge
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what does the market have against COREWEAVE?
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>>62527697
I rotated into some Dow Jones boomer stuff. GS, CAT, UNH.
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>>62527726
CAT is a tech stock now
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>>62527726
aren't you supposed to rotate when they are giga high overvalued not when they are 30-40% down from ATH?
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I wish a journalist would take out a hammer and smash Trump's face in when he tells a lie during an interview. I hate the fucker so much.
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>Gooooooose
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>>62527691
Nyes
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>>62527722
they have lots of debt
they are growing with infinite debt

debt is bad when macro is bad
its simple, really
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Might get a perfect 0 P/L crab day today
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>>62527737
delete this or the soh remains closed
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>>62527737
Alright
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>>62527720
Oh I’m still horny all the time it’s just before it was horny + not giving a shit about kids or a relationshit whereas now it’s horny + wanting a relationshit and kids
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>>62527557
upvoted + take my gold kind sir
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is spy going to 0? like literally 0? is this possible? because it looks like it. I dont want to lose everything. I have been in this game since 2007 and this is by far the worst I have felt about the economy.
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I'm still kicking myself I didn't sell this week MU calls at open last Friday.
Shit was obvious but I hadn't gone to bed yet and I convinced myself looking at pre-market I was just tired hallucinating.
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>>62527720
y-you... ate kids...?
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>>62527593
I saw marcus today
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Thats the bell.

Howd it go?
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>>62527761
-4.49%
I didn't come here for this
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>>62527752
>this is by far the worst I have felt about the economy.
same. i'm only 100% long instead of my normal 300% long.
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>>62527697
Yes, invest in KMB (Kill Me Baby)
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>>62527761
went shit, I'm down 1.06% thanks to oil
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>>62527761
Flat as my ex gf
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>>62527761
I’ve had better
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>>62527752
> At home eating tendies when ring of phone
>"SPY is kill"
>"No"
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>>62527768
is your ex 8 years old or something?
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>>62527761
>+0.78%
What happened to DINGanon?
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I've been crabbing for months and I have no one but myself to blame
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>>62527761
-7.16%
on the plus side, 7% down now is significantly less money than it was a month ago
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>Micron back to $900
>Someone's buying the dip
:OOOOOO
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>Another red day for the US markets
We're finally getting to the point where Trump's TACOs have no effect anymore (except for oil). Might be worth it cutting losses and sitting on cash soon.
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crabby day, wish it would go lower so I can slurp before sk hynix earnings
that will 100% pump semis
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>>62527761
Down 5% but managed to cut a lot of the cancer and invest it in the tim apple/semiconductors bubble.
(Kill me)
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>>62527761
+5000 Swedish crowns
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>>62527765
I'm 90% calls on DRAM stocks or DRAM shares I got assigned on.
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>>62527774
Hes on vacation.
-.74% here.
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>>62527761
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>>62527752
The worse the economy the better for the market, you should know that. The market thrives on the suffering of the mass. That's how it is designed
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>>62527761
far from wagmi but at least i made it
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>>62527761
Bobina dommed me and gave me cock and ball torture
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>>62527761
-4.5%
I was down uhhh 12% this morning so I am happy. I trvst the plqn
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>>62527773
All ass. Of course this Epstein fag thread assumed a child.
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>>62527746
probably just peer pressure
all my friends are settling down with insufferable roasties rn
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>>62527777
SEVENS
E
V
E
N
S
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Holding Berk is so FUCKING BORING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>62527761
I hate this market so much, when will Trump TACO for good? I am tired of the Iran shitfest.
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>>62527798
have you tried selling your berka berka and buying omah for fun and wacky overlay?
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nvda is +13% for the past 12 months while spy is +16%. this is all so tiresome
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>>62527791
Bobina is so hot, I simply want to bang her
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Well I am still up 46% YTD so I am content...for not...
>>62527799
Tomorrow
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>>62527795
kek i just noticed that, it would've been funny if I was -7.77% down for the day too
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I'm seeing a low hanging yellow moon, fat, but not full
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>>62527761
A little lower but i doubled down on what i believe in
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>>62527799
We're actually at the point where oil needs at least a year to recover fully.
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>>62527761
-2.5 poocent
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>>62527761
how did everyone lose money? markets were up today
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>>62527809
Reminder the FOMC is the same day as the full moon and it's the "buck moon".
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>>62527761
+0.079%. Guess how much I have in cash
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>>62527803
Gugu Gaga is over
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>>62527814
Your mom was up today and let's just say it caused rumblings all across the world
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>>62527794
Maybe. But also sleazy hookups or jumping between FWBs that last a couple of months and sputter out gets tiresome after a while

>>62527804
I’ve gooned to her unironically
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>>62527803
>>62527817
I hate these lil nigger birds so fucking much.
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>>62527821
Leave her alone :(
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>>62527817
not cool
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>>62527814
oil down over 8% today
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>last all my money on spy calls
>gf caught me pissing in the sink

It's never been more over.
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AAPL is going to pump to 350 before earnings and drop to 285 afterwards
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>>62527829
wtf how are you reaching the sink with your pee stream?
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>>62527827
so everyone on /smg/ shares one braincell?
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>>62527834
should have been obvious before now, but yes
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>>62527827
how the fuck is oil and tech both down
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>>62527829
>gf caught me pissing in the sink
shes just jealous. tell her she may do it too. once
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is marvel a pump n dump?
whats the gimmick
went from 140 to the fucking overvalued land and now back to earth
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APLD massive earnings beat
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>>62527838
This
>t. pee fetish galfriend
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>>62527761
not good
but due for a turnaround
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>>62527829
Not very normie hubbie material of you doe
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Where is GRRR anon? Why did he disappear?
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>>62527838
>>62527829
you can also draw a line in the middle and let her choose a side where you wont pee anymore
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>>62527761
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-1.56%
where's gong anon
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>>62527844
He roped
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DING DING DING DING

Fuck you.
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>>62527455
Anyone ever looked at these and have thoughts?
>IREN
>DOCN
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>>62527850
Tomorrow you have to announce the bell because I'll be on quaaludes and dingding is on vacation.
You are chosen
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>>62527789
"Economy" for goyim = wages, food & gas prices, basically always bad
"Economy" for the Epstein class = S&P, quarterly earnings, commodities, always going up
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>>62527840
how bad was the dump off
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>>62527761
>somehow up $500
>moved some money around and rebalanced my $48k account
picrel is everything > 1.50%. Mostly into copper, silver, and energy (oil/nuclear).
I'm not bullish on gold at the moment. I think it could peak at $4850 before end of year, one last time, but the chart looks bearish as fuck on the monthly and I could see it dropping back to the $2550 - $3450 range.
Silver may have a similar story, but the weekly looks a bit more bullish, anyways.
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>>62527854
digital oceans proxies suck. they are blocked by nearly every website. if you want to spam soijaks like it's 2022 I would look elsewhere.
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>>62527760
Based
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>>62527859
I uh..... +4%
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>>62527867
Up to its previous days lows. Not great
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What the fuck is a day like today even for? I climbed out of bed for nothing
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>>62527869
Yeah this is no good
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>>62527844
Hopefully he fucking roped.
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>>62527870
you must have a really tall bed
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>>62527861
My totally normal porn!
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>>62527878
Or he's a baby in a crib
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>>62527881
haha babby
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>LUNR
hey what the fuck
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>>62527855
Isn't a quaalude a barbiturate? Thought stop they stopped manufacturing those?
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>>62527886
>spaceshit
Boooooooo
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>>62527886
you just got pranked BRO!
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>>62527860
>oil and bonds
Peak boomer. Also how are you bullish on gold but not silver? They always move in the same direction long term. The G/S ratio is also still relatively low.
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I want memifags to keep bleeding so I can harvest it into my gain
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Why does every MSFT pump get sold off? What do they know?
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>>62527597
found the american
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>>62527896
Kind of a cool narrative like Rainbow Rocks or Kpop Demon Hunters but the cult will rise
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>>62527897
it's just jittery ahead of earnings
I thought of selling half and sitting in cash but honestly if it dumps again I'm ready to FULL PORT
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>>62527860
Gold will hit $8k within 3 years.
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>>62527889
Hi there fed. Youre looking very subtle today.
I'm making a Wolf of Wall Street joke and I don't actually take drugs. In fact, I'm much more health conscious than I ever have been.
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>>62527898
70% a 22 yrold tradcath Brazilian or Philipino.
>>62527597
What are you?
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>>62527905
*Eight years
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they're going to turn the computers back on again soon I can feel it. this is the final, final, FINAL bottom.
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>>62527898
you dumb nigger, just because AOC is lower, doesn't mean you can consent as a 14y old with a +18.

It's basically agematched below 18. If 16 and a +18 want to be together, technically, legally the parents have to agree

At least that's how we do it in GERMANY
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>>62527912
>turningonthecomputersagainGODS
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>>62527761
> +0.73%
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>>62527898
Both of you are faggots. Like not internet faggots. Like the kind of faggots who would get called faggots irl.
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>>62527913
Ironically, Germany is one of handful of countries where you don't have to do that. 14 can consent with any age here.
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>>62527905
For me its borderline racist super Asian ending video Rikku.
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>post market pump
sars the needful is being done
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>>62527905
rikku best grill
plap plap plap
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>>62527922
We're...back?
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>>62527893
PRANKED!!
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>>62527905
Yuffie (16) and Rikku (15) are responsible for awakening my love for hebe girls.
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I can't decide if there's one more bull trap or this is it.
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>>62527925
YYYYYYYEOOWWWWWWWW
FUCK YOU I HATE ALL OF YOU
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>owning semis
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Give me back my paper gains I liked having more margin.
>>62527930
Micropoomp from Warsh not raising rates but everyone realizes Thursday 'oh silly me we're already pricing in one and a half'.
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Xi starts talking about chinese chips and everything dips. Kek. Based Xi. people care more about him than the orange pedo in the white toilet
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>>62527929
Would you like some pizza anon?
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>>62527895
>peak boomer
Nah, I've been burned on options and shorts too many times. I'd rather keep a cash reserve to DCA on dips and monthly buys while I wait for the bottom to form so I can be more aggressive. I get a discount on WMT too.

>oil
I said oil + nuclear, mostly in service to AI data center usage, which also require lots of silver and copper and REE components (as do military ordinance). My energy is actually nuclear and oil primarily, with LNG and coal too.

>how are you bullish on gold but not silver
Other way around. I said gold might retrace back up a bit for the rest of the year, but the monthly chart doesn't look bullish to me at all. Silver has a similar chart, but it has industrial demand backing it. Copper is a similar story.
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>>62527937
I'm sorry sir, but /smg/ is now segregated.
Pajeet /smg/ is down the hall
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>>62527930
I bought in heavy. My plan was to be done but watched a YouTube on leopold aschenbrenner and I think ill buy IREN and DOCN tommorow. Than Im out! Stop comming to this shithole and wait for the singularity or dip.
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>>62527924
we are sofa king back
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>>62527942
don't reply to poltards. report and move on.
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>>62527945
...my MU is red though...
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>>62527922
Still doing the sneedful on my stocks
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>>62527944
Alright, I guess this is it then.
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>>62527947
found the jeet
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there's going to be blowout earnings over the entire semiconductor sector over the next few days
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>>62527954
Worse. He's a janitor.
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i can't believe we dumped from that premarket high.
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>>62527948
>>62527949
memory stocks slowly recovering
trust
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>>62527931
did you just do the Age of Empires II male villager death scream?
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>>62527961
I know my friends and I....will see this through
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>>62527939
>pizza
>being afraid to say child porn in the year 2026

ngmi
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>>62527961
kospi hasn't opened..................
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>>62527963
No that was still Papa Franku but based autist
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>>62527965
>tempting palantir hyper-glowie jews to ruin your life
>>62527929
mine was oreimo
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>>62527935
No chance Warsh raises before Nov but Japan on Friday will be interesting.
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I have something important I want to say but because this thread is nearing its limit, I will wait until a new thread is made, to ensure maximum engagement with my Very Important Post (VIP). I will see you in approximately 25 minutes.
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>>62527974
Based.
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>>62527966
Wait a sec- that's the same KOSPI that pumped us to the highs for today. OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62527977
This is the last /smg/ ever. You won't get another chance.
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>>62527982
If only
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>>62527977
Don't forget to post a frog or cute anime girl, or no one will read your post
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>>62527977
quite often the after market smg goes to 400 posts because nobody can be bothered to make a new thread
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>>62527977
i'm on the edge of my seat here. give us a hint anon, cmon...
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You guys don't know how hard the Koreans will sell
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>>62527994
Bears getting too cocky BULL SIGNAL
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>>62527959
Yeah, same. It’s days like this I’m happy I don’t try to predict sweeping market movements.
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>>62527980
i was cooming to oreimo for months as a 14yo boy ten years ago. brings me joy nhentai keeps the top 3 instead of scrubbing it because woke. cant even find shoujo ramune now even though some websites have it "listed" for some reason. maybe for the free traffic.
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>>62527844
I didn't hear any bloody fuck bell sirs!

Very much here and alive, but I am not posting screenshots of my red dead portfolio for obvious reasons :3

Although I am soon leaving for my annual sexpat trip to SEA so you will likely be without my shitposts for a few months.

It is nice to see some smiggers thinking of me, even if it is only to wish that I die by my own hand. I'll take it, proof I exist :3
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>>62528006
Ok, I'm NOT wearing pants.
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>>62528009
Are you still confident in your GRRR thesis?
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>>62528003
why not your classmates?
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>>62528011
Come as you are!
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Baked
>>62528020
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>>62527761
>Up 0.48%
But it was rough.
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I want to see everything and especially you all blind fucktards crash and burn.
This is not the moment yet, you'll get yet another buy-the-dip zoomers saving your ass, but I'll feast at some point by Q1 2027.
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>>62528012
Confident is a strong word, I prefer ignorant to the risk and blinded by the distant dangling reward.

Earnings soon, lets see how bad the EPS loss was this last Q and how much they raise EOY and 27 guidance.

I made this picture of all of us smiggers <3
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>>62528003
This is cute and hot
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>>62528043
kinda want to hire someone to paint it



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