Slurp edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62547716
Still mad at Spiderman.
Ok so humor me, say the ai bubble does pop. What then? Does housing pop? How far does the market tumble down? What other markets are effected? Should I just go all in on minera and physical metals? Is holding cash good?
what stocks are the jews dumping today
>>62548647what did spiderman do?
>>62548655Its the fucking weekend, slackjawed bot faggot. Hitler was so cool. Nigger. Die.
>invest life savings>get 15x gains with 5x leverage>get margin called and liquidated>start saving up for another go at itkoreans huhhttps://youtu.be/L-e-vICfPpw
>>62548652This bubble is about concentrating power for them. They will never let it pop. You will forever be priced out of housing.
>>62548652>>62548661>200k lossWho is giving them all this money
> futures
>>62548661I respect them more than westcucks who keep dumping and manipulating stocks.
I did not expect AAPL to collapse so fucking much... I'm slightly in the red right now. Should I be scared? I feel like I'll be able to sell with nice profits by the end of the year, but it's still unnerving to see it crater so quickly.
>>62548661he will unironically kill himself in about 10 years after realizing he will never get back there again in the same way and look at all the time he wasted because he played too dangerously with that money
>>62548665that was after the 15x on his life savings.
>makes oil pump again because of jew semen fixationyeahhhhhhh trump needs to go2jail
I reached my free limit, but it resets in 3 hours.
>>62548665>Who is giving them all this money
>>62548675How about you just buy oil stocks loser
>>62548676
>>62548676do you use anything other than chatgpt and gemini in the free rotation?
>>62548682oil stocks are a bad investment because it's worse than any shitcoin, memestock or hot hyped stock like Apple, Amazon, Micron or Google. If oil does go to 150 a barrel it will only be briefly and then violently collapse to 30 as the market goes down 70% and demand falls to basically negatives.
>>62548663>>62548665Literally did not answer my question, stop wasting my fucking time you fucking attention simping cucknados.
>>62548652increasing rates will put downward pressure on housing prices. housing prices have been inflated by the zero rate environment that allowed retards to giga leverage into stupid expensive homes. politicians argue that rates are too high, but the real problem is prices are too high. but that doesn't get any votes.
>>62548672he will become enlightened, abandon all bodily desires, and embrace the life of a monk
>>62548687Only gemini for these images.
>crashing the euro to save the yen which will save the dollar which will stabilize oil which will disadvantage china which will cause them to lose the AI race which then results in the decade of robo waifus that will come to an end with forced euthanasia.I really underestimated this cock goblin.
>>62548701huh?
Thanks Trump for pumping my oil stocks and making all the libtard losers here seethe
rumors of Leopold's demise have been greatly exaggeratedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa5MncRRgoU
is next week the final pump for memory before it dies forever?
>>6254865262% on average. may be a few points more of less in the chaos. we still have at least 18 months though.
>>62548700Lmao cry more libtard, trump is my hero he made me $300,000 this year in oil. Get gud you circus freak
I wish I could make money from buying silver.
>>62548718Yes. The fundamentals of memory have changed. AI no longer needs it. Sell everything Monday before bobina domms you.
>>62548718they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>>62548725>AI no longer needs it.that might be closer to the truth than you know
>>625487060% chance Warsh increases rates. He will 100% QE as soon as he realized AI is popping to bail the 1% out leaving the average person SOL. They would rather have hyperinflation than ever hike rates and lose money. Warsh is an idiot who can only talk.
>>62548739Warsh doesn't have to hike rates for borrowing rates to be increase. It's already happening now.
>>62548737I've been wondering this myself. the big breakout was the 2017 paper. basically everything since then has been scaling. we are 6 months away from modern LLMs being a decade old and they are starting to S curve in returns. when and where is the next big architecture/hardware breakout?
>market can't even go up
>>62548746>hardware breakoutDDR6? It's twice as fast as DDR5. Goes into production in 2028.
>>62548684Anon, you have to stop. These things are contaminating your soul
>>62548737Even if a revolutionary tech comes out tomorrow that slashes the amount of memory needed to train AI in half, I think it’d be wrong to assume demand would plummet with it instead of hyperscalers just increasing demand further because it became more efficient I guess it just boils down to whether you think AI is a meme or you think humanity will make a Faustian bargain and summon a machine god into existence in the coming decades. I tend to lean toward the latter
>>62548746the next hardware breakout is when you're able to fit combine a CPU and a 5090 together, iCPU or some shitI remember watching a jensen interview with him saying that was his next focus since that space was empty since everyone seperated CPU/GPU. unironically long NVDA
>>62548739butts
>>62548753>>62548758no a hardware breakout would require a fundamentally different architecture like quantum or bio computing. more of the same shit is just scaling which they have been doing for a decade with exponentially decreasing returns.
>>62548713uhh i live in japan and get paid in euroshow over is it for me
>>62548764i see, i was thinking about wearable tech/AR requiring small and strong chips that can do everything, bascially smaller and stronger in general.quantum/biocomputing seems more like the next revolution of tech tho, something that AI is needed in order to help finish
>>62548764The returns have been increasing if you count certain things other than money as valuable. Some imagination required though. If you have no imagination, then yes the returns are decreasing and will get worse.
NIGGERS !!!
>>62548713Unironically it's the first steps toward a sovereign wealth fund by expanding the role of the treasury. More of this to come and buying up foreign assets
All this jpy/euro fud... I don't even care. Doesn't bother me in the slightest kek. Just stupid bobo/mumu noise. USD/USD is the only chart I care about kek. I stay 100 percent cash
I think we have lots of bull run left till this happens. I am staying in till ai profit materializes and jumping off when ai capex slows.
>>62548784increasing in an absolute sense. but diminishing returns per capita. we are getting to the point where doubling compute will only yield a few percent. it's not 2019 anymore.
ai dashcams dumped 10 cents at the end of the day
>>62548643So what's up with SpaceX SI%?
>>62548855it dumped with a 1k share sell on the bid at the last secondthe wonders of illiquidity and huge bid ask spreads
did the reddit doomers finally killed themselves?
My 250k job just offered me a 15% raise and 300k stock package so I don't leave for a 450k job. This fucking world isn't real. I used to eat buttered noodles 4x a week.
>>62548883how do i get a job like that?
>>62548884You gotta say the N word a lot. Like too much. Post it daily.
>>62548873???
NIGGERS GET
>CBS: The United States and Israel are planning what would be one of the harshest bombing campaigns to date against energy infrastructure targets in Iran, multiple sources told CBS News, with strikes possible throughout the weekend.>There was some discussion about trying to conclude by the time financial markets open Monday because of concern about how the bombings will affect the U.S. and global economy, but an end point wasn't locked in.Can Zognald Dump fuck off with his retarded war already? Pisses me off how retarded it is. Uhm we're going to kill the Ayatollah and some other guys and the regime is just going to give up okay? At least the Jews were smart, they knew after the Maduro operation how to massage his vanity.
>>62548888Checked my bro
bullish weekend charcoal bbq's and liqa stores
>>62548855are you AI dascham anon? I thought you got rich and retired?
>>62548883>leave for a 450k job450 jobs sounds better since you get the money up front and do not have to wait for stock to get released.
>>62548643kill yourself, chomoPedofaggot janny is baking again
>>62548758>iCPU or some shitbrb going all-in on Internet Computer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkmShszLCrwI thought they were margin called?why did they all die
>>62548899ive sold over half by now but a good chunk of that was at $1.5 last year, and around $2 to $2.5 before it started dumping back to where it is nowif i had somehow held on and sold it all at the peak last year then yeah id barely be a millionaire (in loonie dollars tho lol), obviously theres no way i could ever time that so my goal was just to keep trimming at set times as it kept going up, with a time limit eventually to just exit out entirely regardless of the price.my exit strategy has end of 2027 as the deadline because of the FRA mandate deadline on trains in US, unless the FRA mandate deadline gets extended since a bunch of transits have not even put out an rfp to equip their trains with ai dashcams yet
>>62548909they did the suicide
>>62548912why?if you die you can't invest anymorethat doesn't sound fun
>>62548913they lost everything and had too much debt and couldn't invest anymore already
So I got these advertisements from banks for $400 if you deposit $1000 for 90 days.I read the fine print and it said it only counts money coming from your employer or the government. That means if I transfer money from my investment accounts, it doesnt count??? Note I do not have a job or government bennies.Seems like its a waste of my time.
>>62548910What companies are going to install cams in trains?
>>62548665>work at mammary factory>demand through the roof>get paid obscene amounts of cash>put all that cash in mammary>PUMP>feels good man>DUMP>lose it all to leverage>feels bad manrinse and repeat
>>62548920This was asked the other day You can start an LLC in the US and get a EIN and pay yourself. It's cheapSome anon said that most banks count brokerage transfers and transfers from one bank to another as direct deposit.There's a site called doctor of credit he goes over all of this stuff. You can get a decent amount of cash doing credit card and bank account rewards.You can get credit cards with cashback/sign up bonus and use the credit card to buy casino chips on online casinos and you can see where I'm going with this.
>>62548923I love tits
>>62548920do you live in an indian reservation? because what in the 160% apy fuck lol
>>62548920sex with anally
>>62548905why doesn't he allow me to post anime titties.
>>62548890I liked the part where he sold all his shit right before resuming the war after violating the MOU because israel is grabbing lebensraum in lebanon.>>62548884kike this
>>62548801>save up 250k>wait for soxl to crash to 10 bucks again>go all in>it goes to 50>sell>go full cash, HYSA 4% yield>54k a year for doing nothingThis is the ideal strategy.
>>62548784>>62548852LookIt's simpleIn 10 years everyone will own their own business and have a robot for home use to help them
the boys on rddt going wild
>>62548939the hard is saving 250k while being a poor
>>62548933If you live in the USA anywhere basically you can get these sign up bonuses. They are limited though; you can only get them every couple of years or so.
>>62548939This but buy when it reaches $8.50 and sell at $300.
>>62548923>tfw not working in the mammary factoryOh cruel fate, such a miserable lot.
>>62548922like subcontractors? i dont think there are any that are publicly traded, RedFort Tech for example is installing ai dashcams on SEPTA trainsa similar arrangement might happen for MTA later oni dunno if you'd even want to invest in subcontractors. ai dashcams was initially just a boring camera company with maybe 40-50% gross margins at best, their growth inflection point happened because they're also turning into a data services company.the data center they just built in 2024 should be filled up with measly ~15% capacity by end of this year (from basically 0% to 7% capacity last year), but even this early development is what pushes their data center from ~70% gross margin now to 90%+ right away. The data part is whats exciting and they proved it Q3 that the whole ai data center thing is actually profitable (run rate of 0.08 eps annually minimum if they sustain Q3 performance, around 2022-2024 they only did like 0.02 eps each year)once they fill up their data center it should contribute around 0.15 eps annually alone on top of their hardware revenue
>>62548920Set up a company and pay yourself. Easy.
>>62548922or if u mean like ai dashcams being installed OEM onto new vehiclesthen i guess BlueBird (schoolbus manufacturer that 10x'd since 2022 lmao) and Alstom (big boring billion-dollar company thats already established so no fast growth), and a few others like Hitachi Rail are expected
>>62548953just get a job r-tard.
>>62548956my fuck ass banks offer a measly 2% cashbackthose sign up offers are capped to shit though and with the fine print you're probably only getting the $400 if you hand them all your juicy credit info or banking where that anon is at is just that crazy competitive idk
>>62548947>puts a million bucks in and loses 100k in a single daybut his parents are rich right?
>>62548965i live in a poor failed state the jobs don't pay that or even close hell if i saved everything for 10 years i wouldn't have 250k still
>>62548973america sucks
>>62548920>>62548933>>62548956>>62548968citizen's bank sometimes runs this promotion where you CAN transfer the money but you have to remember to set it to auto-transfer 100 bucks for like 4 or 5 months to checking and savings to get both bonuses, I got this one twice, once in 2023 and then again in 2025 just churning the same bank.Chase also gives you 900 bucks for 15k in transferred fundsBut most of them are a pain in the ass
>>62548976Lmao, you suck at life.... lmao at all the losers. trump's making me even richer every day.,,,,,I love oil stocks
>>62548991Take your meds schizo.
>>62548934who is anally
>nobody will know who i was that gave that absolutely awful financial advice in the last /smg/
>>62549003Cry more loser the streets of America are paved in gold
>>62548981we have those in canada too, payroll promos basically, you could technically switch a round different banks every couple years, prob ~2 hours of work for $500 basically, but the real gold is with broker transfer promosim in canada and i switched to webull canada for their 2% promo when my tfsa was worth around cad$500k, they are paying me cad$10k over a year just for moving my stocks to them, like self-directed stocks, theyre not getting 1% or 2% fees some bullshit managed investing from methis is prob why Webull's financials are not profitable right now lmaowealthsimple also gave me a free iphone 15 a while back just for transferring $100k+ to them beforethere are hold periods though so if i withdrew my money out of webull right now i basically forfeit the remaining $4k of my payout and only collect $6k in the end. prob not gonna repeat this again since i prob want to start spending for a house next year
pic related :)good night :))
>>62549017>CAD
>>62549005>mods
>>62549019as shit as our dollar is at least i didnt have to pay any capital gain taxes when my portfolio grew from cad$100k in 2022 to cad$700k+ now (was cad$900k+ a while back but ai dashcams dumped before i could sell more at a good price lol)didnt have to pay taxes after selling my gme, suncor, and jxn calls either lmao, options are also allowed (but u cant claim losses either so i dont risk it anymore at mid 6-figs)
>>62548794>"first steps"Donald has literally inversed the advise given in every line of every chapter in The Wealth of Nations.Lenin was more of a capitalist.The Treasury is already running the show.
just refinance it
>>62548794>>62549031is this mean yen go up or yen go down tho?? am i running out of time to enjoy the cheap delights??
>>62548643jas!
>the """"""bull""""""" market
>>62549055I see green
>>62549055zoom outif you're not 15% up YTD then you're just retardedthis is just setting the stage for the pre-election correction
>>62549051Yen will be strengthened so that they'll buy more American goods while selling less to the US, among other reasons
>>62549055>Those who held
rape and beat the fuck out of women until they beg for mercy then kill thembuy HOOD
>>62549031Lenin is definitely underappreciated for being a forerunner of pro market reforms. Trump's trying to create some kind of statist octopus with equity tentacles dipped in everything
>>62548661No crying in the casino.
>>62549065how can i get a physique like that irl when i look like this
Odds are not in favor of bulls...But you can easily trade the downside also, you're not stuck in huge positions like the big dawgs. Even just a few trades then a slurp once vix hits 30ish would give ya elite returns if ya step away after the slurp, or just trade teeny amounts fo fun. Idk if I'm gonna swing big but I gots to exit my vix calls first, or pay tuition to Ms market if they stall the selling. Just don't stress out a bunch, will ya? This won't be your last rodeo, so enjoy the ride :)
>>62549097in all of these it's still a net positive thoughplus, have you calculated the midterms?
Oil stocks gonna be up bigly Monday thanks to Trump. Love that guy and what he's doing
I wish I could trade options on American stocks, but my broker doesn't support it
>>62549098Ya know there's two months after midterms happen? Not like ya need two months, one overnight session is good enough.How you getting the net positive? I know in at least 2008 the market went down the year after. But that's besides the point, what matters is the trend, if ya fight it ya done, and sure we could go gangbusters the rest the year, but way too many hurdles to clear outside of Iran, trend points flat or down.I'd also wait for a good leg down also, Ms market gonna tease the frik outta us, so we ice her out also, only join when it gets in motion.
Anyone bought Trump's 100k subscription to get market insider information before anyone else?
I missed all of last week and I'm afraid of looking at my port.Can anons give me a tl;dr of what happened?
>>62549104Ya can't take out a bit and open up a Robinhood?
>>62549107it's up around 15% YTDeven with most of those drawdowns, that's still above a negative year, unless that last column represents the final YTD valuethe trend is obviously not that positive given that the useless fed isn't hiking, precisely due to the midterms, and the fact the market shits the bed every other quarter with earnings like they're drug-addled volatility junkiesthe administration is also actively making things worse, which means on a net basis as soon as they stop being able to do anything things will get better
Anyone else feel like it's better to spend money on other things than invest at Shiller P/E >40 ?I invested about 25% of my annual income this year instead of my usual 50% and I don't feel like putting any more into it for the rest of the year. Better save up to replace my old Corolla instead.
>>62549126you invest your extra money, if you need a new car you have to buy a new car
>>62549127I don't "need" to do anything, my 2003 Corolla works perfectly fine. Maybe not very popular with the ladies
>>62549130then if the point of your question is if currently stocks are overpriced, some probably are some probably aren'tpersonally I'm looking for something to buy on monday, I was looking at berkshire and I think I'll pass till it goes to at least 500
>>62549126companies in different industries have different profit margins and different expected P/E ratioswhile stocks are relatively expensive, blindly comparing Shiller is pretending the monetary and financial conditions of decades ago are exactly equivalent to today when the top companies have 50% margins they could recover the moment they stop blowing their load on capex
>>62549114Ya up 15% only needs a 13% pullback to get ya back at even. And with how fake and gay Errybody be pricing shih, 13% down sounds like the best case scenario. Just don't fight the trend, reasons and explanations mean jack fo yo trades, be water and you'll be fine in this upcoming period. I hate to see anyone think that you have to either be a bull or bear, be neither, just hop on the trend when it appears, it's the biggest advantage retail has, we never trade market moving orders, so if ya fight the trend one day, cut yo losses wait for the next move. It's never over for us retail bois, unless ya leverage everything. The market a slot machine that moves in patterns, and the casino will never kick ya out for just observing and learning.
>>62549135I'm being bearish by my standards and just paying down my margin instead of buying moreI don't think I've bought anything since March when it started crabbing
>>62549126>shiller P/ERetarded metric ignoring margins.
welptime to exit all markets next monday what a joke lol
>Ashenbrenner fund close to blowing up.Everybody knows it.>citadel puts it out there that they know Warsh is going to raise rates>causes market panic, blows Ashenbrenner up>behind the scenes, Citadel had already arranged to buy Ashenbrenner's assetslol
>>62549146wouldn't a more stable yen be good for the market?
>>62549146>milk>eggs>oil>bananas>$5-10bil of JPY
so we crashed the last weeks because a hedgefond wanted to liquidate this fag?really? we all suffered because of this shit?i wish i never started “”””””investing””””
>>62549146
>>62549153kek
>>62549154No, last week, and this week. The other wees were Koreans fault.
>>62549154We (I) can only hope. It's an explanation that would make perfect sense.
>>62549126look at META, nearly 50% drop from ATH. could be a good buy and forget
>google is higher than it was before the dump
>>62549136I would start to have a sense of urgency in deleveraging, but also i'm always preaching deleveraging, once got into a big spat with babeposter (I call him intc bro) about his leverage, but he's still neck deep and in Europe right now, might miss all the warning shots. I hate that all these companies give out margin so easily, without at least putting a function in that simulates how much of a downturn ya need to get margin called. And funny thing, you get all the risk, they can write off or sell off your debt, walk away from retails rubble with a nice bonus. The only way to win against them is to never leverage and then ride the trends they create, it's a simple game but they get ya to forget that with flashy casino lights and sounds, nope just learn how trends form and hop on tis that simple.
>>62549024>>62549019kek I wasn't reading the reply chain didn't realize it was Dashking getting some Webullwebux
>>62549097>technically triggered
>>62549126>Anyone else feel like it's better to spend money on other things than invest at Shiller P/E >40 ?/smg/ told me that P/E being below 40 is also bad.
>>62549146dump trump
>>62549170meh, my leverage is like 1.25x, it's nothingit would need to drop 60% to get margin called
I have no margin I'm just gettin raped.
>>62548883doing what exactly. what possible job would pay you 450k
>>62548652The AI bubble won't pop by itself. It would in due time, but something else will make it pop sooner. And everything else thereafter, including housing.Pic related.You won't want to hear this and you likely never were taught that, but oil was the trigger to 2008.
>>62549186I don't know, I think that the administration shitting the bed every other month is kind of moderating the bubbleimagine if the war wasn't going on and oil was low and 1 trillion mexicans were still walking in to prop up the gdp and tariffs weren't increasing uncertaintywe'd be seeing even more insane numbers
>some guy on another board claiming he turned 2k into 40k on a good options trade, then from there daytraded another 400kIgnoring the larp, some people really do have all the luck. If I went yolo mode 7 months ago, I would be that guy.>>62549182Senior Larpologist or Dentist that owns his own practice.
>>62549146hes just like me fr, i bought yen last week altho i don't have anywhere near that much money :(. I'm up 5.3% on the trade tho! :o
>>62549186Crude is at low supply and crack is already decoupled from crude. The AI bubble pop will coincide with a 1970s era stagflation oil crisis. Unless demand is destroyed, energy is destined to soar and then not crash until things normalize. We're not living in a covid-era stay inside mode, so demand is not going to crash unless everyone suddenly becomes unemployed.
>>62549192>so demand is not going to crash unless everyone suddenly becomes unemployed.That's were you might be wrong in how it turns out. You're betting on a stagflation, which might very well what happens. One can also very reasonably bet on a full blown depression, in which case you'll see demand crashing.
>>62549154>He thinks he's out of the wood and there's only one bitchboy like him to liquidate
>>62549196a depression happening in the modern MMT-based orthodoxy is quite unlikely
just found out scott bussynt is gaywild
>>62549196Depression would be money supply contracts. Very unlikely. It's more likely for the governments to keep kicking the can, using gold revaluation to pay off debt to make the can kick further. After that inevitably fails, anything could happen, even complete collapse and balkanization, but there will be a little more warning for that.
>>62549201>>62549208Well, we shall see how it plays out, interesting times ahead regardless. There's one thing I make sure I never forget to look at.
>>62549091Your gains are proportional to your leverage.
>>62549210I'm 80% personally held metals, so I'm good regardless. I just want to make a little fiat on the side to fund more metals and maybe some land.
Can you stop posting pictures of little anime girls? It makes me really uncomfortable being part of this investing club.
>>62549223>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
>>62549154Depends what you want to believe. Did Citadel and the news tell you the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Maybe it's OK to completely trust the news this time because it confirms your biases e.g. like these "naturally skeptical high intelligence" anons:>>62549160>>62549163>>62549200
its dumping
>>62549230Well, what's the alternative? The AI bubble pooping on.......... good news? Maybe that's the case, but forced deleveraging being deployed and hedge fund kid being fucked over by institutions looks like a better explanation to me.
Did Microsoft reveal how much of the Azure growth comes from AI and that it is not only OpenAI and such that gets money from Microsoft?
>>62549242I'm sorry and I don't intend to be mean but you really have to think for yourself if you want any alternative.If you got a story already and you're happy with it, carry on and god bless.>>62545186
I took some profits on Microsoft I bought at 375 and I took profits at 450. Sold about 20% of my shares. Is that too conservative and capping my gains?
Mag7 and semis profits will crater the picosecond the AI bubble pops and investors start demanding a return. Do with this information what you will.
If he doesn’t fucking start bombing the shit out of Iran in the next 48 hours I’m broke beyond belief. Literally back to less than zeroOn the other hand if he goes harder than ever before I’ll be driving a lambo by this time next weekPlease WW3 please
>>62549266Don't you think that's a little ghoulish?
>>62549255I've asked for an alternative explanation. Do you have any? Would you care to share it?
>>62549266He needs the end of the world to close green. Definitely NGMI.
>>62549261you're supposed to sell 80% and let 20% trail (unironically)
>>62549207You mean Jeb Bessent
Oil?
soon.
N-words
>A cargo of flagship US light sweet crude oil loaded in Texas is headed to Israel today, the first shipment to the country in nearly three years, ship tracking data reviewed by the Reuters news agency shows.>According to Reuters, the vessel is shipping about 550,000 barrels of crude, according to data from shipping tracker LSEG.
>hello yes. I would like to buy that microwave over over there. >I’m sorry sir. That particular wallet node had a seed collision during the 4.7 second hashing period when scanned. The MAX V1 codephrase is no longer accepting debits via your particular hyperpool. Your money is gone.
>>62549321you cant use that
What happened this week?
Here's a portfolio for you guysI got it from Reddit. Historically, it's produced a very high return, but SGRT and FMTM are new ETFs and don't have 1yr of history yet. SGRT got wrecked during the correction from last month's ATH, down like 20%, maybe like 15% down now.
>>62549323>Whole days release from SPR send off to best allyThey need it more than US does
>>62548643Cute!>>62549154Really proves the point that stocks are nothing more than a ponzi scheme. If it wasn't a ponzo scheme, then where were all those other funds that, in a legitimate market, would be buying up the dump hard so that they may reap the rewards?
>>62549285OAL!
>>62549348>I got it from RedditREDDIT got it from ai
When I look at my foreign holdings I like to imagine all the little ant people rushing around in their jobs to earn me dividends and growth that I then vacuum out of their country. >>62549348>holy correlation batman
>>62549352They might start buying soon. There was an X screencap with a guy claiming that a hedge fund manager that's bullish on AI will start slurping next week, which on its face value is whatever, but this time I could see it transpiring.The whole situation is a bit weird with forced deleveraging going on, which may be affecting how the big players are currently acting.
>>62549344Bear market delayed slightly until after midterms
>>62549355And AI got it from Reddit.
>>62549348I use VUG instead of FMTM because the latter sounds too much like female to male.I also throw AVUV in there.Returns havent been great so far but I just started and we had all kinds of bearmode fuckery last month.
>>62549363Do I join the cash gang or sink with my shares after the bubble bursts?
>>62549368Nobody cares what I think because I bogle for long term gains, even if it statistically makes more money. Do what you want.
>>62549321Nice?
>>62549368a good captain goes down with his bags of mu, sndk and rddt
Any reason not to YOLO on SOXL?
>>62549368If you really think a bear market will happen then selling now and buying the dip later will yield you more shares per dollar. Timing the market isn't easy though.
>>62549370Like for instance, did you know that in etf investing, even if you just toss in a lump sum at the TOP of a market, you still have a 66% chance of making more money than if you slowly injected that lump sum over time?Investing is so fucking easy. Trading is hard.
>>62549367>AVUVGreat idea to throw AVUV in there. Both small cap and value are negatively correlated with large cap momentum in most markets. AVUV being both small cap and value is a strong negative correlation with momentum funds. That's a barbell strategy, and it would definitely have an effect on the way the portfolio behaves.
>>62549154First time?
>>62549376Yolo on SOXS
>>62549230i think they should be held accountable in count if this is publicand jewp morgan for the silver crash
>>62549352anything stockmarket is just casino with less probably to win then at the casino
>>62549382yeah3 years ini regret every daythey broke me this time for good
>>62549388Bruh>>62549393I’m down ~$140k in crypto shitcoins and I’m not crying about it
>>62549367>>62549381
Let me tell you guys a great ETFNTSD. 1.5x leveraged .35% fees, and minuscule dragThis is basically what it is:90% SPY, and 60% EFA, for a total of 150% exposure. It being 90% SPY and 60% EFA smooths out much of the leveraged volatility.You could full port it, and nothing could go wrong. It has twice the performance of QQQ without the concentration risk of QQQ, and only 3.8 percentage points more volatile than QQQI highly recommend NTSD.
>>62549401No it doesn’t you fucking nigger
am i the only person here who is either 100% in cash or 100% in a single stock? thats literally my trading strategy, i just sit on all cash until i feel itchy and yolo some ticker, grab a win or a loss and get out
>>62549404Annualised volatility of QQQ 19.3%Annualised volatility of NTSD 23.1%this is the data that exists since NTSD was created. But, there hasn't been a real crash during the existence of NTSD so it would likely increase significantly if we have a very volatile market.
>>62549401>its 90% one thing and 60% something else Fucking retard
>>62549416yeah it isIt's 90% SPY and 60% EFA
>>62549150either you fuck or you get fucked
>>62549408This works until it doesn't. Diversity is our strength and there's nothing gay about it.
>>62549397Fine you convinced me. FMTM it is.Cowabunga
Anyone else got the FOMO for MU and AI shit in general? Are you buying the dip on Monday open?
>>62549425>fmtmfemale to male?
>>62549368you might as well just buy meta now if youre going to be cash gang, buying after a 50% dip of a company like that is the best youre gonna get compared to "timing the market" and never actually getting a position in
>>62549432Investing in NGR, FGT, CUM, ASS, and DIK
>>62549443Hehhehehe hogogogoho
>>62549416You just outed yourself bro… This general might be too advanced for you…
>>62549438Did they start pumping out FUD yet? Thats when you know it is the bottom.
>>62549438Meta has bad fundamentals. As in, I think investing in the company is a bad financial move.
>>62549401>EFA>developed markets>no worst korea, china, taiwan, vietnam, singapore, thailand, india, russia, mexico, argentina, >just a bunch of welfare slave countries and their state ran enterprises.no thanks
>>62549416>he does over allocate his port by 200-300%
>>62549454I think so too. Their income comes from showing ads to boomers on Facebook and millenials on Instagram. Every penny they make is wasted on crap like the Metaverse or very niche glasses. They haven't had a good product for years.
does anyone else spend the entire weekend anxious panicking whether you're gonna get fucked in the ass on monday LOL
>>62549438thats literally the company that will go bankrupt if the ai bubble bursts
>>62549465No I spend it trying to not rope since I have to wagecuck
>>62549465A bit in the past weeks. This weekend I'm mostly chill. I feel pretty okay holding my chip + gook bags now.
>>62549465I don't hold anything that could get raped overnight unless the EU gets invaded by Russia.
>>62549465My portfolio is essentially a coinflip for a kalshi bet on interest rates in September. So is yours
i hope you shorters, or shitters as i like to call you, learned a lesson from this.its impossible to short without inside knowledge.its also impossible to hold on to shit like soxs without getting fucked by decayall you have to do is boughted the dip when theres blood on wall street. thats it.there is no such thing as a hedge investment, only the ability to buy the dip during a dumpening.
>>62549438>buy meta the reptilian government front that has admitted to experimenting on usersNo.
>>62549367I like VUG becomes it reminds of fug
>>62549480> its also impossible to hold on to shit like soxs without getting fucked by decaythe only true statement in your post
>>62549454>>62549463nothing about META has changed ever since they annouced extra spending on AI starting at jan 2025 (meaning that shit was mooning even though their income streams were ancient, and its only gotten better overtime) and ever since then we've just been in a giant crab/range and currently we're near the bottom of that range ontop of a near 50% pullback from ATHthats the best DCA spot ive ever seen, MSFT is to boomers as META is to zoomers, social media isnt going anywhere and the ads are just gonna get more effective at targeting individuals with all the trackers zuck has dispersed on the internetyou dont have to all in, but at least put in a small position. zuck is always part of a new label, FAANG, FAAMG, mag 7, etc.
>>62549506I think that the lawsuits are also rocking Meta currently. Seems more problematic than the AI spending personally. Not that I think I'll end up being a massive issue, but it's a massive unknown that could turn to huge downside.
reminder that SaaS will have a huge comeback in the coming months>big companies wont replace their sensitive, curated systems with agentic tools, you need know how and they know it and that is provided by their partners>AI will support SaaS companies and with that their clients>no complex system will be replaced in any quick manner by an agent cluster without supervision, the supervision will come from established companiesload up accordingly
Was making half of my portfolio MU a bad idea
>>62549510Yeah.
No, buy the dip on Monday. Check back in November.
>>62549512>no, money down!
>>62549510Probably a good company to bet on currently, but half of portfolio on a single company is rather overweight.
>>62549480>only the ability to buy the dip during a dumpening.What to do if you already used all your dry powder before the dumpening?
>>62549361>next weekSandisk earnings are next week, wouldn;t it have made sense to buy last week? Whatever.
>>62549510I think short term the likelihood of 10-20% returns is high, but personally if it keeps crabbing in the coming weeks I'm dipping out and not touching it again for months at least
I bought meta and it looks ok. Data is most important asset for AI development while google and meta both a lot of data and they have advantages to develop AI model.
>>62549221so what's the story here. Massive AI spending crushes FCF until 2028 and then what? They stop spending, or is the assertion here the FCF will rise to new highs by 2030 due to dramatic profitability of Cloud AI, claude, chatgpt, anthropic, whatever as they finally make sexbots real?
>>62549524data is dirt cheap because you can just...scrape it for freejust ask rddt
Was a mistake to listen to /biz/tards thinking that they had a clue, if I got fully vested at the lows a year ago I'd be so fuckin rich. Swing trading really is for the birds.>>62549265>mag7 profits will crater..... because?Thank you for posting the same braindead fud every retarded faggot has been posting for a year.
>>62549268the majority of /biz/groids seem to take positions which directly require other people to get fucked over for them to succeed, such as the "silver causes the dollar to collapse" fags, likely because they're nerds who want society to collapse.
>>62549522Depends, since there's a forced deleveraging going on, institutions may just not be buying for some time. Not sure how exactly that works, but it seems more like a black swan event, so things are likely to be strange.
>>62549182Something in tech. It's retarded but that's actually just an above average salary. Some folks make 1M a year, I'm pretty sure that's what openAI/anthropic pay their non-retarded engineers
>>62549530? You need to pay reddit to scrape their data, otherwise they will sue you,
>>62549465No I'm pretty chill, probably because I already got fucked in the ass
>>62549254>Microsoft Cloud revenue was $59.3 billion in Q4 and $214 billion for the full fiscal year, growing 27% across both time periods. Commercial bookings grew 18%, excluding OpenAI, driven by strength across our core annuity business.
>>62549510My brain is telling me MU and the rest will crab back up close to ATH this month, but endure a brutal end of summer selloff. Then earnings will send MU running to a new ATH for a month before anothyer BRUTAL selloff during the mercury in retrograde in october will rape it.
>>62549321Based
>>62549539A black swan is if it turnso ut all the hardware had aids and can't be used, this is a NGR swan event where a boomer decided he was going to jewishly ruin the markets with Trump's blessign.
>>62549465No. I never invest in anything that makes me lose sleep.
>>62549542that is yet to be proventhe anthropic lawsuit is still ongoing (they scraped their shit for FREE) and their stock dropped like a rock because the market thinks google can strong arm the negotiations to buy access rights dirt cheap.facebook isn't reddit but you have to understand that facebook data is way less valuable than reddit's for LLMs, it's mostly for marketing and consumer profiling. reddit is one of the most cited sources of data on the internet and it gets like $60 million a year to have unlimited access to their data, which will only get cheaper because the incremental data volume is much less.
>>62549541Oh yeah chief. How did you go from being a broke neet eating beans to 450k a year.
1. i did not sell my soxl when i was in profit yesterday and i'm sore about it2. i got sunburned but it's ok it is not going to ruin my vacation i'll be fine soon3. i am going to nice next week and if soxl hits 150 i will go to monaco after that
>>62549559I have a very unique story and would basically doxx myself just by giving a few details. Not that anyone gives a shit but I say NIGGER too much here to risk that. Anyway, you should study hard in college and do postgraduate studies.
>>62548883>300k stock packagedo you wanna trade insider knowledge
>>62549552Just sell at every ATH. Price WILL drop at some time, if only from people taking profits. You're not missing any trains as long as you sell.
>>62549565glaring bottom signal
>>62549560apply aloe vera gel liberally before you go to bed every night
>full portWait, that's just a meme, right? You guys don't really do that, right?
>>62549572Aloe vera is mutagenic and cancerogenic according to somewhat recent research. The EU even banned it if I remember correctly.
ouvrez les markets!
>>62549577damn thats news to me. it helps sun burn heal by like 2x
>>62549577They didn’t ban me using it to marmalade my cock up your mums bum.
>>62549576200% port has even better upside
thanks jamie
Wish i had someone to rub healing balm all over me. Just gonna take a nap instead. Air is really fresh here
>>62549438This but actually Microshaft last week.
I’m buying $5k worth of SOXL on Monday
>>62549580Yeah I used it for sunburns and loved to drink it as well. Can't get it anywhere now with my European overlords deciding for me.
almost sold msft last week at 450 but then I remember it was red ytdI want to sell because it's taking up more of my portfolio than I'm comfortable with but if it goes to 500s again I'll be pretty bummed outto redeem or not to redeem...
>>62549592He's right. With electronic trading it smooths markets towards an upward trend, or at least tries to.
>>62549609If it goes up it’s going to be taking up even more of your folio
>>62549614I'm not really that worried about concentration when it's appreciation...that's a good problem to havemy problem is I think it'll top out before 500 then sink back to the 400-420 range and I'm stuck with less liquidity during midtermsI'm predicting a fire sale somewhere around september so I want to start raising cash now
Slurped Apple on Friday but I get the feeling it might dump next earnings with the reality of all the component price increases kicking in, either that or (((they))) lower expectations so when results aren’t great it turns into a “it wasn’t as bad as we thought it would be” type deal
>>62549631Not really feeling Apple, the reason it went up seemed to be that it felt safe due to anxiety, but that's kind of passed.
US embassies are apparently telling every american in the middle east to GTFOis this bullish for my KORU?
>>62549604>loved to drink it as wellmight be your problem there wtf
>Bank of America strategist Michael Hartnett is urging investors to rotate away from risk assets, warning that a Federal Reserve he characterizes as "nakedly dovish" will force financial conditions to keep tightening until a far more aggressive policy stance restores its credibility.>"Fed nakedly dovish, so financial conditions to continue to tighten until Fed forced to restore credibility via aggressive hikes," Hartnett wrote, pinpointing August 28 as the critical inflection date. That is when Kevin Warsh is expected at the Jackson Hole symposium, an event Hartnett frames as a potential pivot point through rising yields.kek waaaarshimagine being a spineless cuck and saying it out loud on national tvnot only that, the entire world is calling you a spineless cuck, accepting it as a fact, and taking reactive steps accordingly how does waaarsh recover from this??
>>62549645What, you never seen one of these?
>>62549651>walks out>nervously shakes>something something price stability>leaves the podium
>>62549651Warsh allows 30/10y yield to go up while keeping fed rate. It is tightening, but because /biz/ only looks at semi and AI, while stars of them have little debt and healthy cash flow.
>>62549641Buildup to biggest taco tuesday this conflict, oil crashing to 60 by friday.
>>62549564I really don't have any. Also those 300k in stock (bought at today's prices) would vest over 5 years. It's essentially a very nice raise over that period
>>62549651I didn't even watch his recent FOMC speech. The first wasn't that impressive. He acted way too much as the "I'm confident".
>>62549666checked and idunno this time it looks like they'll actually bomb iran's energy infrais israel getting nuked in response taco-able?
>>62549668I went through an IPO with my company and I have made a small fortune off the stock. My only advice is that if they are RSU's and you are American is that you always sell at least enough to cover the taxes. They're immediately taxed on your W-2, and if the stocks pumps, you get a grant, and it dumps... you can be left holding a significant tax bill without the ability to even cash out and cover it. Saw it happen at my company because people diamond handed the stock.
>>62549668I'm also getting RSUs and I don't know shit about my company's performance lolWe're announcing earnings next week
>>62549651bottom signal big timeextremely bullish nigger
>>62549676My company automatically sells some of the RSUs to withhold taxes. You can opt out but I don't.
>>62549655i haven't ever seen that. reminds me of sun drop kek.
>>62549685They all do. That's how it works. But you can still get fucked believe me. I work with people that owed the government 50k and their stock was worth less than that. My company is an extreme pump and dump example but you should always be wary.My company sells to withhold around 24% but my marginal rate is higher than that. So I always owe money at the end of the year.
>>62549675Threatens to bomb = wants a better dealActually bombs = wants to bomb
>>62549688Ah I see yeah. This stock isn't retardedly volatile so it's fine. But I do owe taxes usually.
>>625496379% was too much to miss for me desu, if it crabs though that shit’s getting sold
>>62549676I'm in one of those blue chip companies whose shares don't keep up with inflation, always tank on good earnings call, and pump incidentally when the adjacent industry pumps it's in a lot of the boomer divvie ETFs because it hasn't failed pay them out in like 20 years or something they are hyper stingy with their RSUs and I just sell them all as soon as they hit the long term tax bracket
>>62549691>>62549694My philosophy is that because the RSU's are treated as income, I treat them as income. I always sell the entire stack the day the window opens. I'm still long my company because I have unvested shares, and I depend on them for my salary and benefits. I'd rather take the money and throw it in SPY than have an all-in bet on my employer.
>>62549706This is the sensible thing to do since you were already taxed at that cost basis, so selling or rotating is tax free. I believe my company is undervalued though so I've actually never sold a share. Ever.
>>62549706I know a guy who truly went all in on the company, held his RSUs for his entire employment history, even participated in the annual employee discounts for share purchases the principal amount is still there because it's a forever crab company, and I imagine the divvies are quite sizable I don't think I would be able to sleep at night being that risky and eating taxable events regularly like that , but he seems to be convinced that it's the way to go until retirement
>>62549716>>62549719Depends on the company I guess. If they are undervalued and you are a believer, then it makes sense to hold shares. My company's stock has had the shit beaten out of it since the pump, and we're not growing anymore really.
>>62549655drinking this stuff is the closest a straight male can get to drinking cum btw
I want Morgan so bad
>>62549728I think skyr is closer actually, but chunky aloe drinks are definitely up there.
>>62549733My cnbc wife on the right. Love this giga chad bitch like you wouldn't believe.
>>62549733Are these female brokers ive heard so much about?
Well, GRMN certainly did well on earnings.
>>62549396I'm dead serious
>>62549738what do I need to do to get margin called by women who look like this?
>>6254974410x long SK Hymen.
>>62549744You gotta get a fishhead wife with no cannons so they can feel the thrill of encroaching on a beta female's territory.
>>62549733Why are finance girls so fucking hot?
Spy gap down Monday and only drink bottle water.
>>62549734>skyr is like drinking cumstfu brownie
Finally back after naming the enemy. Looks like Japan had ask America to intervene with the Yen and they sold Europoor dollars to do it
>>62549760They really expect us to believe that the water system isn't air-gapped? My money is on something broke from a lack of maintenance and this dodges liabilities.Short utilities.
>>62549763Doesn't make sense. Look at EUR/USD.
>>62549766>he doesn't know about publicly accessible water systems
>>62549481Zuckerberg looks like a fucking alien here, wtf
>>62549760>critical water treatment systems have internet access pointI don't believe even mutts are that retarded.
>>62549755Because it’s specifically the women in finance media.
>>62549768It doesn't need to make sense. That's the secret.
>>62549762I think it should be obvious I'm not brown when I drink milk and milk products without fearing a code lactose anal evacuation.
>>62549777Your cow worship is Indian if anything
>>62549777If you drink milk and eat milk products, but dislike Skyr, that indicates you're fat.
>>62549772Bloomberg has hotties too.>tfw no milk chocolate gf
Some of you smiggers are alright.RDDT short squeeze starts Monday. GME style, if you look at fintwit, fintwits, reddit and discord you will see whales have positioned themselves long RDDT. and 2X RDDT ETFs as of Friday
>>62549804I forgot GME was a thing. What's the current cope again? I thought it was buying ebay but that went nowhere
>>62549804I remain skeptical. Somehow the financiers will outjew retail, I can feel it. Especially since they now monitor social media for movements like these since GME.
Are you ready for another IPO anons?
>>62549816Every now and then when I scroll past /gme/ I see a post about "slurping the dip" those people are insane
>>62549827I want these retarded IPOs to happen so the market calms down
>>62549827>852billionshits going to crater so hard
>>62549827that shit is gonna be x100 overpriced like spaceshit
>be spain>refuse to die for israel>totally organic zerg rush suddenly>"oh we're gonna have to suspend free movement.">you are here>"we have to stop trading with spain, it's too dangerous. terrorists are smuggling bombs.">spain removed from NATO>NATO invades spainlmao. but seriously sterling and euro are cooked
>>62549827Anyone here interested in buying them beyond the initial pump & dump? Seems better to just hold rest of the stack.
>>62549827After the SpaceX mess I'm going to go all cash way before this nuke hits
>>62549840>>62549837>>62549829The funniest part is that it is actually less profitable than spacex lol. It's like if spacex only had its ai part and didn't have its space internet segment that actually made money>>62549842Waiting for the company to make money before you buy feels slightly reasonable
>>62549840Unlike SPCX, ANTH actually makes money and will become a viable business model one day :3Actually for tickers do we like:ANTHOPICATHP
>>62549847>ANTH actually makes money
I hate tickers
Not touching OpenAI or Anthropic, the chink fud will be too much>Our new moder is as good and cost 75% ress>Prices go down 25% instantly>Turns out it's not actually that good>Takes months to recover anyway
>>62549847> ANTH actually makes money and will become a viable business model one dayThey probably have negative cash flow right now and are trying to create fake revenue growth to justify that.
>>62549845Also spacex does shit. Basically a space cargo company but no one else can do it so they will dominate.
>>62549847I like ANTH because it reminds me of Ted Kaczynski.
where do you guys go to read UP TO DATE financial news from all sectors? yahoo finance? I need ground level intel what do you use. FORBES?
>>62549845>Waiting for the company to make money before you buy feels slightly reasonableDepends upon the prospects and financials. PLTR used to highly unprofitable and look where we're now. The issue to me is that the LLM's don't seem to have much of a moat anyway and while they may survive and thrive they may be eaten up by the open source models or the competition. It seems like such a low upside and high downside sort of a bet.
>>62549872You fucking yahoo xD choke on DN lmao
>>62549872i dont read financial news
>>62549872Where do you think you are?
>>62549872I just astrally project into barron trump's bedroom every night and mirror his trades
>>62549872/smg/, naturally.
>>62549918>>62549908I'm serious. Do none of you guys read financial news? How do you find the bottom or upcoming markets?
>>62549872Financial Juice and follow them on twitter with notifications enabled, you will be ahead of the market its crazy alpha.
To think people are hoping that bombs start dropping hard so they can take profits on their positions while innocent people die on the other end of the world.Makes me sick to my stomach that I don’t have puts so I can’t join in
>>62549923thanks man
>>62549930Don't worry about it smiggy wiggy :3You sound very new, post port. (I am on your side but don't believe the rest of these smiggers).
>>62549933You might want some crossaint to your milk, monsieur.
>>62549872I get it out of my ass
>>6254993325% in s.mh and soxl 25% in voo 35% in assorted boomer divies 5% in goog and rest in random long shot shit or crap that hasn't moved I need to offload. it's a an embarrassing mess
>>62549856You don't know the half of it
>>62549872All my info I get from here desuwa
>>62549872/smg/ for market hour news and dreams for futures.
>>62549936Oh ho ho hon Monsieur BoboBut I am a crafty Muski, I have a big fat pile of cash to average down on losing positions and enter new ones at enticing valuations.I win when line go upI win when line go downI do something else when line is sidewaysI play each side so I always come out on topIts called hedging you big fat gay bear, get out of your den and try it some time.We will have Iran attacks tonight then TACO Tuesday. I will be slurping hard Monday/Tuesday.
>>62549872Bloomberg terminal or thinkorswim if you're a brokie
>>62549859>I like to run away from easy discounts.Yikers.
>>62549920I just ask chat gippy tea
>>62549955thanks man
>>62549920"financial" news is useless, all these shit like jim cramer are all entertainment to sell ads to you, theyre all going to be sensationalizedand no matter what theres always something to worry about, so it's easy to fall into confirmation bias and pussy outi unironically only follow smg with a grain of saltand i guess for fun i follow a pump n dump youtuber with a bigger grain of saltalso if ur a leaf, you can also lurk the investing forums under redflagdeals lol not even kidding, theres a gme short squeeze thread there started from september 2020 too
>>62549651He’s not spineless he’s just two faced, or i guess three faced now.He promised trump he’d only pretend to raise rates, maybe even sneakily lower them.He told everyone else, including some of his colleagues, that he would raise them.Now he’s stuck in paralysis and his first instinct seems to be close the doors to the everyone so he can rig things in a way everyone thinks they’re getting what they want.That still won’t stop dissenters, like the three who basically called him a cuck last FOMC.
>Thinking of taking out a loan and put it all on a company that'll potentially get a buyout>Scared that drumpf will order strikes on Iranian infrastructure and then Iranians will retaliate on every infrastructure in the gulf and the petro dollar loses it's valueWhat do bros?
>>62549992dont take out a loanjust gamble ur life savings insteadur worst case scenario should be $0not negative $10K
>>62549992>taking loans during this unstable market when hikes are literally right around the corner
not financial advice btw ur not allowed to sue me
>>62549995I want to quit wageslaving though and my life savings so far is just a measly 12k after paying off shit.
>>62549992if the dollar loses all it's value share prices will go up and your debt will be worthless.
>>62549997...I guess I'll just have realistic expectations and not act Korean.
>>62549950He's mad.
>>62549920I follow the calendar of Jewish holidays
>>62549992>Thinking of taking out a loan and put it all on a companyI can't believe retards like you actually exist
>>62550005it's amazing how "don't act retarded" is something people pretend is simple but still need to be reminded of every timeit's the main cause of having 10+ years in the market and still being dirt poor
Some one judge my port.My IRA is 23k worth of FXIAX.
>>62549992The war hasn't really meant anything for months now
>>62550018the war is one of the main causes of higher oil prices which lead to higher inflation which lead to hikes
>>62550001i started with 10k in 2020, still stuck in mid 6-fig hell right now but definitely much better off than if i had never gambled my 10k life savings awayjust wait for the next generational dipactually i went -40% on my 10k first before thing sstarted looking up, ur gonna learn shit the hard way, just learn from each mistake and dont repeat themlisten to peter lynch while you take a walk so you dont have to learn some mistakes the hard waywww.youtube.com/watch?v=rf_f8GV0yYM
>>62549992You don’t understand the petrodollar if you think that scenario would be negative for the relative value of the dollar
>>62550013>>62550015But every time I try to act rational (not invest in BTC when it was $10k, not putting in Nvidia when they reached high double digits or last year when all tech companies dropped like dirt and I didn't buy the dip), I lost out on massive gains.>>62550024Thanks.
>>62550023Higher real inflation no hikesEvery meeting is the same thingHigh chance of hikesNo hikes manifest
>>62550001and remember if ur gonna learn or read up other shit about "investing" online, make sure the author is actually rich and not in debt lmaopeter lynch while not actually a billiionare, was still widely successful, and is more exciting than warren buffet who everyone hears about alreadytheres also druckenmiller, another billionaire
>>62550017Looks fine. How old are you?
>>62549992Don't do it. I know a 2nd world gen-X guy who sold his car and two houses to gamble on the stock market when it became available in his country. He ended up with no car, no houses and no money. At least he didn't take on any debt. Moved west when the EU took them in to even have a chance at making it back. He now holds most of his shit in bonds, ETFs and gold.
>>62550030Yes I'm sure every time you've considered this you would have been right. It's not like you're falling into confirmation bias or anything. Anyway, lose all your money for all I care. But the most important thing is to be able to live comfortably and sleep well at night. A loan that you use to bet will eat you from the inside out
>>62550030making picks you believe in and going all in with loans are two separate thingsnothing is stopping your from allocating a big percentage to certain plays, even though I personally would never do that, but loans are debt>>62550033yields are already spikingit's blatantly obvious he's trying to keep any hikes until after the midterms so the Fed doesn't get dragged into the inevitable arguments
>>62550017Wait, why do you have two sp 500 funds
>>62549992Just buy calls. The interest is baked into the price and you don't have to go in debt. You can even hedge yourself with puts.
>>62550068>Just buybaseddd
>>62550036>>62550049yeah that’s dumb on my part. AI says VOO is better for taxable accounts so I need to switch I’ve entered low six fig hell for the first time in my life and I dont want to back go 5 figs. I like keeping to 1 to 2 positions in individual stocks. I’m retarded and size up hard though.My IRA is entirely FXAIX though because of the expense ratio though
but what if no taco
>>62550030>not putting in Nvidia when they reached high double digits or last year when all tech companies dropped like dirt and I didn't buy the dip)you didnt buy because u didnt have the confidence, thats ityou were afraid it would go lower duhthis is why people learn valuation and fundamentals as a backupwhile theres a bunch of stocks that act basically like lottery tickets, everyone else is still valued based on the underlying businesssay if the price of rent is $2k a month, so like $24K a year in ur area, then most people usually equate the fair value of those houses around $500k to buy.when a boomer landlord wants to buy a 2nd house for rental income, they see a house in this area is selling for $700k or $900k while it costs only $2k to rent then people call it overvalued and just look elsewhere, there's like 10000+ other options to look at, theyre not gonna tunnel vision in the garbage overpriced house.the opposite as well when they start to see house go for like $300k but the rents stay the same, then they buy, they don't give a shit even if they see more houses go down to $250k after they buy, because they own an actual asset that will give them a good incomedo you see where im going with this, thats basically like those boomer dividend stocksvaluation matters to an extent in the stock market, people can make money focusing on stuff like this even staying out of hype stocks that move by "popular vote", and likewise even if ur doing a trade on technicals whatever voodoo you want to follow, at least if you mess up, the company's cheap as fk anyways so you probably make money by just holding at least 18 months out. like that dude buffet said, short term is a voting machine, long term is a weighing machine
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>>62550081Then death by taco.
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>>62549816baby darling, i know with absolute certainty that you did NOT forget gme was a thing. wish you were here with me and that you thought of me as often as you did that stock
