Oil shorts rug pulled at open by the IRGC edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous >>62550104
> futures
KEK
So we're pumping all 5 days of the week due to ceasefire with Iran, right?
>>62553693What is that thing?
A deal, the best! The greatest!!
>>62553693>presents
>oil baggy cope already in full swingtop kek
>>62553697uhhh bad news https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/USOIL/?exchange=TVChttps://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TVC-US30Y/30y and WTI are pumping (again)
>>62553695NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING, ONLY TWEETS MATTER
>>62553708something is wrong with this frog
>brent already up to $2.5
>>62553705One of these days, Bussyent will run out of rope and there'll be a face ripping green candle on oil.
>>62553705oil is up 3% from its 78.88 open :)
>>62553688It doesn’t matter and buy appl
>>62553710Type 2 amphibian diabetes
>>62553695>UK NavyOkay, Nelson>>62553689Teen anal, teen anal Will you be mine?My darling rearFuck you all the time
>>62553711by*Guess the melatonin kicked in. Time to eurodream in my eurobed before eurowaging eurotomorrow.
>>62553695just a love tap
>gave extremely poor investment advice last thread and anons will never know
>>62553718>doesn't know what the UKMTO is ngmi at least if you want to make it from shorting or longing oil
>>62553719Melatonin is severely restricted in my euro country we have to order it from the US
>>62553708It's wonderful how American media will run peace deal soon story for the 50th time while Iran screams nigger and bombs boats. Very dystopian ignore reality timeline. Can't wait until AI gets better at controlling the narrative and we can live in globohomo tech fag head up ass timeline forever
I will not be buying AMD afterall. That P/E is sussy.
>>62553731You're just now noticing it after two years of high PE?
>looking to slurp
Coomcast ticker Cmcsa is splitting into two companies next year: cable/phone and NBCuniversal
>>62553738How do we profit from this news?
ITS DOING IT AGAIN
>>62553740The company trades dirt cheap on earnings and free cashflow. Just hold the shares and collect the 5+% dividend while you wait 1 year for the spinoff. Netflix will later buy NBCU imo.
>>62553742What is that? It isn't overnight hours yet?
>>62553742Koreans gonna doomp I can feel it, mass liquidation looms
>>62553744mu futures on hyperdash
>>62553743hmm I may actually action this
What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's survey and results>linkrel, next week's survey>https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQo99wgd>https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQo99wgdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGofoH9RDEA
>>62553695lol who cares, you fags have been posting your turd world telegram updates for months now and the line has been going up.
>>62553749bro fr I'm not gonna read all that, no cap don't you have a tweet or cute infographic instead?
>>62553750yeah, on oil. KEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK
>>62553752?
Oil bros what happened hahaha
>>62553755KEKK
IMAGINE NOT BUYING THE DIPLMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62553742
>>62553751>tldrNumber goed up. Mostly.
I AM IN HELL
>>62553761KEKKK
>>62553769 but enough about the KOSPI
>>62553767How so?
Insemination conductor
>>62553767Option'd
I start work once more again in china. Do I make an omlette?
>this time will be different
>>62553774can you generate him
>>62553688imagine you paid 100k for advance knowledge of Drumpf's tweet and then you get bogged 30m later holy kek
It's a dead cat bounce.
>>62553779This is called money laundering. Someone passed money to Trump for completing the transaction, while you just laugh at him being stupid.
>>62553778As an evil teddy
>>62553761imagine buying the most manipulated commodity in the world where the entire world actually wants it to go down (maybe not saudi)
>>62553786That only makes me profiting from it by being long even more impressive
>>62553770I think our banter is hot I’d make out with you in person
will my bullish samsung bet pay off?
>>62553695Sorry Iran, but you're fighting tweets. You have to:- Decapsulate 12 tankers a day- Level down 4 US bases a day- Smoke 5 refineries a day- Remove 1 billion barrels per day- Deplete the world SPRs 3x per day- Close 3 new global trade routes a dayto maaaaybe make oil go up by 0.83%Otherwise, you're fighting the mighiest boss of them all, the mighty tweet that makes it go -7%. Sorry."It is what it is"
>>62553792>its real >>62553790I am going to lather you up in the oil you hate so much
>>62553778
>>62553797that is horrific. thank you!
>>62553797It's really weird. I wanted to create an "evil" one, but instead he suddenly made the original right. In my third attempt I would have asked it to draw it more like the original and not like the highres bobo, but it then for no reason did it by itself.
I'm fat, it's the middle of the night and I put some chicken in the oven just now. Do what you must with this insider information.
>>62553798
>>62553795>he’s an oil driller Not interested
>>62553769I saw this image posted about MU all teh time when it was 400
>>62553802>first epstein ai slop psyop to desensitize us>now perverting OG jpegs for no discernible reason and spamming threadsput a gun in your mouth
>>62553808that's our collectible smiggas
EV's mean oil just isn't even half as important as it used to be. You will never see anything like the oil shock of the 70's ever again, its a thing of the past. Freaking out about the price of oil in 26 is like freaking out about the price of barley. Like yeah sure cool its a big deal to you if your in the commodities markets because thats your job or w/e but for the average person more expensive beer is just a minor inconvenience to grumble about with your colleagues at the water cooler maybe.
Nice TACO ameri keks
>oilkek rugged
>>62553816ITS REAL-7%KEK OIL BAGGIES GETTING RUGGED AGAIN
>>62553817>>62553816as you posted that lol
>>62553810>Ev made out of plastic made out of oil>Power grid majority fossil fuel that it charges onIt's just being a faggot virtue signaler and using oil with extra steps and more expensive maintenance/batteries and worse performance in cold weather
>>62553777Do they even have any in an inventory? By all accounts they can't make them fast enough and everyone's on a waiting list
Do you guys think there will be a decent chance of KOSPI and US markets being positive this evening and tomorrow? Idk about the rest of the week, but tomorrow at least?
>>62553821imagine working in one of those boatsthey should make A LOT because no way i would accept getting blown up for little money
>>62553821so what? oil is still rugging
>>62553828It's all Indians, just getting out of the country and making some (shit for anyone else) money is good enough
>>62553821Oh shit, I wonder how much oil went up because of this!
>>62553821>iranians post 1000th pic of oil boat burning>market doesn't move or care
I am financially ruined thanks to SNXX>dawn of the final week editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62553834blowing up oil tankers is bullish or crabish
>>62553775No, I'm just regular long. But I thought monday would be a safe time to get out.I was wrong.
>>62553823Oy vey better buy it quick and at any price!!! It can only go up!!! Should probably use leverage you don't wanna leave guaranteed gains on the table it's a 100% sure thing!!!>Ceo continues to violently dump shares on any pump
>>62553836i hope your suffering ends one day either by green snxx or realized loss acceptance
>>62553836Earnings soon, will all be good then… or somehow gets even worse
>>62553836wishing you the best
Monday is going to be blood fucking red hory sheet
>>62553800for me, it's some spicy red meat with rice and hot sauce, fat bro.
>>62553841>i hope your suffering ends one day either by green snxx or realized loss acceptancethat's the thing, there is no endthe suffering will continue eternally, with SNXX or without>>62553844oh boy I sure hope so, I'd be happy to escape with a -30 to 35% loss at this point
>>62553851>I'd be happy to escape with a -30 to 35% loss at this pointwe both know you wouldn't sell in that situation
>>62553836I'm with you, but there's a 95% chance we're gonna be fucked by earnings...
>>62553769>first sell off (You are here)
If you're still green, get out now.
>>62553821>wow, this 27426th AI generated photo will surely defeat the USA THIS TIME!
2 minutes till the Cockspy opens
>>62553862This is the 5th time you have called off imminent combat operations against Iran btw!
beware bill kospi
>>62553862Thank god someone else noticed.
David Soxl is dead and we killed him
>SPY UP 0.4%Future looks bright bros
I think the "bang bang bang" guy, should also be present on Kospi market opening lmao.
KOSPI NOOOOO
BAGGIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>62553872>"Rets make some facking games"
>>62553873>KOSPIAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62553872he was on vacation not sure he is back already
fucking Gooks don't ruin this for us
>KOSPIYou fuckers sold the exit pamp right..?
How’s it looking tomorrow lads?
THE RED WOJAKS ARE COMING
NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kospi will end green check em
>>62553882these silly fellas couldn't sell SNDK at 70x what makes you think they will sell a double digit % gain
Why do you guys react so quickly to market opens? Shouldn't we wait until at least half an hour after markets open to have a better sense of where it's trending?
*ahem* so anyway it looks like the market does care about oil and bond yields after all!
>>62553882please delete this picture of me. i did not consent.
>>62553891the market's open?AAAAAAAAAAA
>>62553891so here's the thing
>>62553891i don't even have anything related to korea anymore and i'll do kospi posting sometimes for funsies
>>62553897You're using this image wrong. Its supposed to be for bloodthirsty rage.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62553891It’s more fun
>>62553882kinda crazy that he looks exactly the same
>>62553891the harder i react the funnier trading is, but to not emotionally trade i keep the emotions contained here so i get the fun of having emotions and the success of being cold
you guys did enter shorts on kospi when it gapped up 18% on friday for no reason right? look how far it is from it's base
..........
>>62553913THE KOREANS SQUEEZED AN ENTIRE FUCKING MARKET WITH LOANS AND LEVERAGEAN ENTIREFUCKINGMARKET
>>62553915the fact that the market even flinches when this nigga tweets at this point... retarded
>>62553915i read that as medication efforts
>>62553836You think it'll ever go back to ATH? I kinda doubt it, same for SOXL. Assuming the entire pump from April to June was because of that one hedgefund, then I highly doubt SOXL will reach even just $200 in the next year.
>>62553703kek
>>62553891no first 1 minute candle of pre market low volume trade pool is where people make it.
>>62553920depends on how AI goes if they managed to find a profitable use for it then yes because in 5 years they will need to buy new semis
Why the hell are hard drive manufacturers doing okay all of a sudden when all the other memory stocks are dragging their asses around like an old dog with an itchy butthole? There's no rhyme or reason to it.
>>62553935Almost as if the whole thing is fake and gay
kekspcx
>>62553935The SA kid got liquadated and fucked the market for a few days,
>>62553943i like dis one
>>62553943
>>62553943saved!
>>62553920SOXL will rise again
>>62553953after it goes to single digits
JAI HIND THE KOSPI IS DYING MOTHER BENCHODES PUMP PUMP
Bill Kospi and Jeff Lee Epstein
What's the latest on oil, cease fire, etc?
>>62553954a third of my port is in that shit man
>>62553957a deal has been reached and trump is gonna tell iran about it tomorrow
kospiss
>>62553959So, the usual.
>>62553955what a hero
>KOPSI
>>62553964
>>62553811UH OH
>roblox futures
>>62553935Koreans hyper-leveraged into Korean companies which is mostly memory, SKH, Samsung.
>>62553957Oman Iran is making a deal so maybe a little more oil will flow
>>62553970KEKAKERU
Is the KOSPI going to drop lower then oil on a TACO day?
>memespikek I can't stop laughing.Nut but really, what did you expect? That it was sane again? The only way memespi did a fucking +18% was because the turboleveraged retards were replaced by new turboleveraged retards. They will learn the hard way too.
>KOSPI breakers imminent
>USD/JPY
I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE YEN AAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>62553979did they intervene again lol
>>62553981(JPY)>>62553983so it seems, so it seems
I'm glad I did my trip in Japan in May, I sensed the jewery from a mile a away.
>wait until almost the end of Korean trading session>if green, go short>if red, go long>close position the next day>repeatDid I just discover an infinite money glitch?
>>62553990Better exchange rate now
>>62553997If you have a meme money, like the dollar, maybe. Not for me.
>>62553995no i think you just wrongly extrapolated from a Dead cat bounce
>>62553978Uhhh Korea bros I thought we fixed this.
Kek so they really are using the JPY to manipulate oil prices, for anyone that sill had any doubts and cried about "muh conspiracy theories"
>>62553995Korean leverage was the only reason the us hit highs. It's gone they are liquidated. We simply cannot poomp without Korean giga maxed leverage
I find most financial instruments to be pretty intuitive once they are explained to me and/or when I know their historical origin (usually in farming or sailing ship shit).Even options make sense and have historical precedent.I do not find this to be the case with futures.It sounds like futures have their origin in the casino, that everyone was against their introduction historically, and that they are singular in not, even in a roundabout way, being somehow intrinsically derived from an underlying.Even weird instruments which you would expect wouldn't be real world stuff, somehow, in a roundabout way, are dependent on someone somewhere holding a real asset.I don't understand why they became a thing or why they are so unique.
>>62554016Weak USD means higher oil prices, which is the opposite of what is happening here
>>62554016explain the mechanism of action or don't post vagueposter,
>>62554021Index futures or commodity futures don't make since to you?
>>62554016the yen has to be propped up so the nips don't giga dump US treasuries
>>62554027Their existence/implementation doesn't make sense to me.AI assures me that neither party needs to have SPX in Emini.It described it as a betting pool/prediction market on prices, like polymarket.
>>62554028yeah, that's the tradeoff. US Bonds vs Yen.
>>62554014I love how the US adr is green while the Korean stock is -10%. My favorite part of this whole clown fest is the American ADR is 50% more expensive than the actual company and doesn't follow the stock
>>62554033It is Jews price fixing shit months in advance while absolutely ignoring the real world. It's even more degenerate than speculation on companies because it's just 100% bullshit instead of even remotely pretending otherwise It's kinda like NFL betting because the betting decides the scripted outcome of the game before it's even played on the field
>>62554046>It's kinda like NFL betting because the betting decides the scripted outcome of the game before it's even played on the fieldYeah its so fucking obvious. I can't watch that shit anymore.
>>62553995try it out and tell us
Good night frens~
>>62554039that's because the company is worth more but korean gambler are being liquidated and forcing the price down when the last liquidation happens it will soar
>>62553891none of us have lives outside the market. plus its a litmus test if were gonna have a sperg out in open. big gaps up or down tell us. very important in this market since bullshit only happens on weekends
>>62554055its because american speculators are glue eaters
>>62554054goodnight!
What the fuck is mr kospi doing
>>62554058This
>>62553995back test it
I am flying to Korea and telling everyone to stop
>>62553997>>62553999i dont really get the exchange rate thing, its great for tourism but how exactly? you mean to tell me a $10 meal in the US is equivalent to a $5 meal in JP or something? why do goods not hold their exchange values.
>>62554046Okay but like, regardless of the foreskin status of whos doing what, my book keeps mentioning all these cases in which their was strong opposition from people to Futures becoming a thing.So what is the "le reddit" explanation for why they overcame that? What service were they supposed to provide?I know now adays its market makers who use them to dynamically hedge, but back then, what was the rationale?
>kospi not completely dumping and may actually go greenTomorrow is our day.
>>62554061The same shit it has done for a month. Shit down violently liquidating retard leveraged retail. The exact same chart as SOXX
>>62554078>Mumus are celebrating a -4% day on the KOSPIthis would have been unthinkable 2025-to early 2026
>>62554076There is no reason speculation shouldn't exist. It provides no benefits and is just a tool used to enrich Jewish bankers. I am not joking. Tons of futures were banned because Jews were too Jewish with them. You cant even speculate on onions anymore because Jews in Chicago price fixed onions and it's banned forever
>>62554085Should* wow even jews at Google keep auto correcting to capital J and shouldn't instead of should
the korean sk hynix and the american hynix are different companies
dude what if it goes up tomorrow
>>62554083new paradigm
>>62554085>In the fall of 1955, Siegel and Kosuga bought so many onions and onion futures that they controlled 99.3% of the available onions in Chicago.[7] Millions of pounds (thousands of metric tons) of onions were shipped to Chicago to cover their purchases. By late 1955, they had stored 30 million pounds (14,000 t) of onions in Chicago.[8] They soon changed course and convinced onion growers to begin purchasing their inventory by threatening to flood the market with onions if they did not.[8] Siegel and Kosuga told the growers that they would hold the rest of their inventory in order to support the price of onions.[9]Chads, quite frankley.This is something one of you would do.
>>62554085>>62554088>its realholy kek
>>62554091Why would anything good happen
>>62554076its real world companies who's business relies on buying/selling commodity X, but they can't take delivery/sell at a specific date if the price is good, so rather then go through all the time and effort to get to that point to just get rug pulled, they can lock in todays price for when they can make delivery.
>>62554102Okay but that sounds like what I initially thought they were, like ye olden copper for grain summerian style contracts.But AI keeps assuring me it isnt linked to actual delivery of anything or either party owning something.That its a betting pool where at the end of each day those who got it right have money deposited from those who got it wrong by the exchange.
Just need to find a broker that lets me buy less than a dollar worth of stock at a time...
>>62554109stock futures don't work the same as commodity futures.
>>62554109well yeah of course degen gamblers turn the futures market into a casino but you still have real world companies in amoungst all the noise that use it for its intended purpose
>>62553995>it works until you get liquidated
>>62554112right, okay thats what im asking about thenwhy do they exist, what is the proposed benefit? why not just use options?also, from how its described in the book, it sounds like the exchange handles the "who was right" bit at the end of the day.if that is the case, i dont see how you could use futures to move prices on equities.
>>62554118>why do they exist, what is the proposed benefit? why not just use options?different buying power requirements and they trade around the clock. in short, for maximum jewery and thats it.
>>62554113im not saying that or alleging anythingim just asking why an instrument so unique exists.
>>62554109The hunt brothers literally took physical delivery of silver contracts until it crashed the market and the federal government made it illegal to buy silver. All they did was ask that the paper contracts be backed physically Commodity futures are specifically for Jewish bakers and if you aren't one they will change the rules and rape you to death
NIGGERS !!!
>>62554119i get that this is the /pol/ answer but i think in the 80s and 90s there was probably an answer besides "the jews"
>>62554124you may not think it be like it is, but it do
>>62554121i dont really care about commodity futures as those make sense and are justified and grounded somewhat in reality (theoretically).
>>62554127>Grounded in reality They aren't. They are absolutely clownish retard. 200x more paper silver/gold exists than metal. Paper oil is printed to lower the price of physical oil. Paper wheat is printed to lower the price of wheatIt's Jewish financial terrorism instruments
CIRCUIT BREAKER>CIRCUIT BREAKERCIRCUIT BREAKER>CIRCUIT BREAKERCIRCUIT BREAKER>CIRCUIT BREAKERCIRCUIT BREAKER>CIRCUIT BREAKER
>>62554124>but i think in the 80s and 90s there was probably an answer besides "the jews"I just picked up a translated copy of excerpts from Confusion de confusions from Joseph de la vega (jew merchant) solely because it's the first documented reference to leverage trading and stock exchange mechanics as far back as the late 1600s... Yes they have been goyim heeming mechanisms since time immemorial
Koreans got thoroughly spooked in last week's crash. They are immediately taking profits this Monday and leaving the Korean markets for a long time. Many are looking to US stocks again, like how things were until last year.Sentiment has not returned, and they're taking Friday's pump to lock in profits. People are very pessimistic, and many already lost a lot of money
>>62554112>>62554118Stock futures are different because there is no limiting factor in buying stock. Stock futures are just the same as the underlying stock, the difference is its a derivative so it's more efficient to leverage and you can trade it 24/7
>>62554132CAM ON BOBO LETS GET SOME FOOKIN LOSSES
>>62554141>are different because there is no limiting factorWhen you load you account up with maximum leverage into futures you are saying "Satan I am naked and I am yours please take from others and give to me"...
>>62554146Now the problem is... And we learned about this at movie night last night... Maybe its ok and not actually immoral after all?
>>62554140I am Korean btw. All the comments on youtube finance videos and online communities are basically "I'm not falling for that shit again" and people being very angry at the government.
>>62554016This is on the level of GME tier tard theories
the claude commercial is like they prompted it to make them an apple commercial from 10 years ago
>>62554135oh really?did you do so because of my shilling of it? I have been doing so for some time.I don't really care about the identity of whos behind what, they could be Sikhs for all I care.In most cases I think that saying "joos" is a lazy heuristic to avoid thinking, and that even if /pol/fags are right this would be counterproductive. Its more interesting to understand the mechanisms.
AAPL IS CREEPING BACK UP MUMUS, LEND ME YOUR ENERGY
>>62553810We use oil to make synthetic fertliser
>>62554152>I am Korean btwthank you for your service the pump was legendary
>>62554152(you) mr korea
>>62554152No antisemitism? You should let them know new York Jews rugged them. It's very silly for Koreans to think Korean government controls their economy instead of new York jew bankers
Today is gonna be very Jewish.It does not matter when you're reading this
>crak at 59>oil at 80I don't get commodities at all
I just need two weeks of green and then I can pull out.Please make it happen
>sk and samsung dumping 6%+>dram up 3%>micron and sndk up less than thatlol what the fuck
>>62554159bud they've been doing this even since Jesus came and flipped over their tables 2000 years ago
>>62553916I'm no financial wizard but what's being described here>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-03/korean-markets-threatening-upset-tech-boom/106981956sounds badThat said, I know its not going to take down the tech boom for real just yet because I'm less than two weeks out from buying parts for a new computer so part prices will stay sky high until then>>62553917
>>62554177>he doesnt know korea is always following the us market 24 hours behind
>>62554170Most of the anger towards the government are from multiple factors. First and most common blame is that the Korean government didn't block the controversial leveraged single-stock ETFs. Honestly I believe idiots deserve to lose money, but anyway many Koreans trusted the government to protect them from their selves and felt betrayed lol.The government last year banned shorting, and encouraged Koreans invested into US stocks to invest in Korean stocks with financial incentives. So many Koreans believe the Korean government is responsible for the bubble. The current president during the election literally ran on the promise of pumping KOSPI to record highs. Live by the sword (stock market promise), die by the sword (stock market promises)
>>62554182that's cool and all but dram is made up of all kinds of fucked up swaps and shitshouldn't those go down if it's redeemable like any normal etf?
>>62554183banning shorting while allowing massive leverage to the upside is beyond retarded
>>62554179Bonds are pricing in imminent nuclear Holocaust while the administration says peace deal soon, warsh says he is trying to land a crashing plane in the fog and Iran says we blew up another oil tanker
>>62554183>The current president during the election literally ran on the promise of pumping KOSPIholy fuck lol that's like something one of us would do
How is DRAM up 3% while SK Hynix and Samsung are tanking??
>>62554188SNDK and MU are green
>>62554187Pic related is the current president during his elections with a sign promising "The age of KOSPI 5000!"
If you are in this thread then you are here for the love of the game. You could be touching grass or doing something productive or any number of things but you are not. There is no actual other reason to be here this isn't your job. If it was 2000 years ago you would be AT the tables that jesus flipped over. This means you are spiritually jewish.
>>62554192Wow so the rug pull was always coming huh
>>62554178Dont get me wrong I know there is hefty manipulation these days.Half of these threads are glowbots shilling the Korea narrative.When I pointed this out the other day, Korea spam ceased for several days, down from 50+ posts per thread by 1pbtid.But again, I think "cuz joos" encourages stupidity, it encourages anons to avoid asking about the "how" of the manipulation, which is what really matters if you want to position yourself profitably.I know you will probably say something something enslaved normalcattle.I have no connection to/affection for normalcattle, I just want money.
>>62554188It's a scam. It always was. Everything American is neon green because our faggot retard scam administration is trying to taco on the weekend even if it doesn't track the underlying
>>62553917yeah it's just bessent at this point
>>62554188>DRAM up 3%Where?
>>62554193I flipped Toyota for realized gains tonight stop telling me what to do faggot
Is DRAM in the same room as us rn?
>>62554185Also forgot to mention that Korea last year passed a "investor protection" law that made CEO's and other top corporate officers liable for stock price drops.Minor stockholders can literally sue the CEO if the stock prices drop by a lot. This encourages corporations to create a bubble to avoid lawsuits. Just a fuck ton of shitty laws to create a stock market bubble within an year.
>>62554196Its like trying to deep dive into why the NBA is dominated by africans. Banking/trading is and always has been dominated by jews. Its their racial passive.>I have no connection to/affection for normalcattle, I just want money.I'm in complete alignment with this.
>>62554199Robin Hood
>>62554199on your broker app of choice
>>62554186If all goes well the date you are looking for is august 14 (AEST)I plan to make my purchase then so the tech bubble should pop immediately afterwards since I always end up buying in at the top
>>62554159>I don't really care about the identity of whos behind whatAnd with that you just revealed your own identity anon... I can assure you they do care about identity, they do care about bloodlines. It's a war. Literally us vs them is their defacto mentality and we are at a severe disadvantage trying to pretend it's not literally us vs them. Imagine what would happen if all the goycattle who work at the brokerages answering phones and trading low five figure accounts, imagine what would happen if that army of goycattle learned their employers biggest shareholders and account holders view them as less than people... Would they still answer the phones for them?
>>62554195There was no real plan to run the nation. Just pump up the KOSPI. Doesn't care if main street and the real ground economy dies, as long as KOSPI gets pumped.That's why if KOSPI dumps, Lee is going to get his body chopped up in a public square.
>>62554196>It's just a coincidence that Jews released RAM 2x DRAM at the exact fucking top Maybe you will notice after years and years and years of "coincidences" that Jews are actually nefarious faggots and everything is rigged
>>62554193>money trading at the templeToo low volume, not enough leverageI would be speculating on the grain dole
>>62554176>pulling outGAYCREAMPIES FTW
>>62554216That's such an insane thing to stake everything on what the hell was the plan?
>>625541932000 years ago I'd be a dirt farmer with an ugly wife and I wouldn't know any better
I am growing tired of this South Korean experiment. I demand a North Korean version of DRAM.
>>62554222I have no idea.
>>62554193>This means you are spiritually jewish.I understand what you are saying but I need the gold in my basement and the managed full service broker treatment for that to be really true. Actually at this point I want the yacht and rape island too... I no longer even find Epstein a bad guy. Being outraged about Epstein in 2026 is some sort of iq test.
What is the point of these META glasses? I assumed the use case would be some AR shit, but it looks like it just takes photos and responds to siri commands. The commercial doesn't demonstrate any value above your phone. What a fucking flop.
>>62554223I would be happier as a dirt farmer that didn't know better. Interacting with Jews makes a person understand they are fucking cancer thobeit
No crying in the casino
>>62554207>I'm in complete alignment with this.its all i want.enough money to not have to deal with normalcattle.whether its at a wagiejob or an ubran startup (have done both) they are all stupid, petty, gossiping, politicking, insecure, and so on and so fourth.you cant just show up and do the job.i dont want to be king norman and lord over the normalranch.i dont even want to listen to one talk for five minutes, about the interests they have or opinions they share with every other worker-drone in the hive.if I can make enough trading eat and use the web and be as far from them as possible, i am satisfied.
>>62554236>Jews aren't gossipsThey call it chisme and they spend most of their life doing it
>>62554236I just want 5 million to throw in SCHD so I can never worry about money again. is that really that much to ask?
>>62554196>the "how" of the manipulation, which is what really mattersNigga anyone trading for any amount of time with their own real capital will tell you straight up the bids and asks are fake. The fills even are fake. Most of the volume is fake. It's all an illusion until a goy steps in with their capital. If you need me to break down the details of the illusion I will. And once you know this trading no longer becomes about technicals or fundamentals. It becomes spiritual. Satan I am naked please take from others and give to me. Thanks.
>>62554235>No crying in the casino>niggas be chargin $35 for a bitta meatcrying is the only thing we can do in this ecomanee
>>62554196>I have no connection to/affection for normalcattle, I just want money.>Satan I am naked please take from others and give to me. Thanks. Fify... Now my dilemma is that deep down I agree with you... At my core.
>I walked into the KOSPI store and asked for a high class Korean escort with a big ass, milky pale skin, and a tight little asshole. >Plopped my DRAM on the counter and he told me "sorry son the best I can do is a trans pinoy with brown jungle skin and a loose little asshole. She's down the street on the corner".>Walk out disappointed.jpg
>>62554230he was literally a spy from israel. outraged is an understatement for a person who committed treason thousands of times.
KOREA DOESNT FOLLOW THE US KOREA IS IN THE EASTITS AHEAD IN TIMERETARDs!
>>62554230>>62554248its just not good for your health to be outraged about everything you should/could be outraged about in this world. I cope with comedy.
>>62554251I remember in December 2012, people in the West asked Koreans if the world ended there yet or not
>>62554248>committed treasonYou don't get it there is no treason goy... The border exists to protect the Epstein class. I had to explain this to my low level broker wagie as well. The real answer is singularity was achieved long ago and trading doesn't really need to exist. If all the bids are at $1 and all the asks are at $1 is there even a book anymore?
>>62554253>It's a comedy that a few Jews tweet each other what to sell to goyim I dunno I can't find the humor in it. They need to be kicked out for the 200th time but they are like roaches and the US will die and they will just go parasite somewhere else
>>62554259the only difference in a comedy and a tragedy is the ending
>>62554253>I cope with comedy.Sure me too... From Martha's vineyard... Or the yacht... Or the hamptons... I have not interest in watch shitty Austin comedy scene comics from my hometown in goyville JewSA... You know what happens to the yachts and the mansions when we take them right? They become ours... But let me guess... Turn the other cheek right....
>>62554257>the singularity lmao ok go tell that to the mainframe computers. see what they have to say.
>>62553856Lol, no
>>62554245We already did the enlightenment and education is free and info is widely accessible on the internet and they are dumber than ever.Not one has an interest in anything remotely "weird" (not sports ball or reality tv or pop band music).'Yet they are still as developed as a 12th century slave, mentally.They have no excuse.They're basically just cells in a colonial organism and hardly individuals at all.I don't want cars or women or private jets.All I want is the luxury of being an individual. (as opposed to pretending I give a fuck about sportsball scores or the HR ladys kid or how SICK my boss is at X).
Should I day trade at open tomorrow looking for reversals at high liquidity points?
>>62554269Yes I'm talking my book... But I am positioned accordingly... Your children will slave for me at the data center goy, and I'm actually not as evil as you think so I will treat you kids ok, not great, but ok, but they WILL be working on cooling systems for ME. They WILL be running fiberoptic wire for ME. They will be performing routine server maintenance for ME. and in exchange I will allow them to goon in a pod for 8 hours for their down time.
>>62554279whew this guy is broooooown
the joos and the loos are going to regret this
>>62554273We just spent hundreds of billions of dollars (and counting) it drive boats to the further place in the world for no reason just to murder Muslims for israel and distract from Epstein files and Israeli genocide and you have the audacity to larp like it's a conspiracy theory that america is top down run by Zionist faggots that sell your baby foreskins to Israel
>>62554279If I work in your data center I'll be breaking shit all day but it won't matter because the Jews in the office will just take the earnings reports anyways even if the whole place is in shambles
>>62554257wewlet's just stick to making AI memes ok
>>62554289So this is no reason and government can kill its own people
>>62554295kek
>>62554296pics or didn't happen
>>62554248>he was literally a spy from israel.Bibi and Mossaf are both mentioned literally 0 times in the Epstein files. He was just a gooner that flew too close to the sun.
>>62554296Not my fucking problem dude. Those people died because CIA glowniggers funded the protests.
>>62554273>Not one has an interest in anything remotely "weird" (not sports ball or reality tv or pop band music).'I noticed this when I went on a date recently. She didn't consider my plant growing as a hobby but if I was a sportsball fan drinking pints during the game then that's an ok hobby even though it's not actually a hobby at all. Watching other men perform their hobbies while you drink pints is not a hobby the way growing your own plant medicine is. But they don't see it that way. They think that poisoning themselves is their favorite hobby. >I don't want cars or women or private jets.>All I want is the luxury of being an individualYea I hear you it's just that I don't like that trading my strategy has kind of reduced me to acting upon base reactionary instincts... Catching every falling knife otherwise you miss the trade. And just being prepared to do that mentally every freaking day. Day in and day out. Lost $50k today? Get in there and swing for $300 tomorrow. Get back in there and chip away. But that just gets so exhausting over time when I don't actually have to do that to pay my bills today... But if no trades happen then at some point I won't be able to pay my bills. So there is some balance that needs to happen to remain a free individual as opposed to the blind cattle masses.
>>62554216True this guy was notorious for saying things like"Dismantle Sammy and Hynix and shower the poor people with money"Many people thought he was a commie, and he might be a commie,And he also has allegations of secretly contacting north koreans for something.
>>62554305Ghislane is royalty connecting back to the huguenots stop acting like these faggots are randomsHer dad literally owned the publishing company that made every us school textbook
>>62554313My fren also sent me this fresh vid about korean gamblers getting raped by stocks input in notebooklm.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FrJ3wuJDaY
>strait has been closed for like half a year>economy still fineAnother nothingburger. Nothing will cause the US economy to fall ever again. We could be nuked and it would recover in a matter of weeks. Recessions simply no longer exist as a possibility for us.
>>62553920SOXL always goes back to ATH. sometimes it just takes a couple years.
>>62554313>conglermates
AAPL CHADS ITS OUR TIME
>>62554313well it's true that the current government is debating on a law that forces Samsung and SK to share its profits with the country. It's literally communism.
>>62554295>second he calibrates bid and ask quotes to the limit order book considering the probability of being hit or lifted.>considering the probability of being hit or lifted What happens to the probabilities if you have a 10ms front run time on all your potential counterparties.
>the schizos are out
hahaha
>>62554332>Divvies are communistThey would be 1000x better off long-term if they paid a 8% div to Koreans and kept the wealth internally instead of trying to list on us exchanges where they can hyper liquidate themselves to Jewish pump and dumps
>>62554336It's just me. The resident schizo. The one that told you to buy MSFT at 350. The one that told you to buy Google after it -10%. The one the told you to buy Amazon before earnings. The one that told you that chip shit topped in JuneFuck you jew
>>62554338Semiconductor industry is extremely competitive and cutting edge. This isn't some national oil fund going to the people. Chip corporations need to keep the ball rolling and keep investing almost everything they make into further R&D and additional chip-making campus construction.Once the additional capital goes into a national pension/fund, foreign competitors will overtake Samsung and SK within years and bankrupt the country.Don't kill the goose laying the golden egg for some neat little payments to citizens. Literally buying votes with money.
>>62554343Chips and oil are the two most important commodities in the world and you try to belittle oil. Amazing how retarded you faggots are.Commodity faggots always stay banana republics because they let foreign Jews infest their speculation markets
>>62554338I suppose if you wanted to experience hyper inflation faster than Argentina did that'd be a great idea! Strict limits on foreign investments and destroying price discovery by only allowing hyper gambling degen leveraged Korean schizos access to the market while enforcing massive payouts to the public at large would lead to a very healthy economy.
>>62554307Did the CIA take all the water too?Did the jews sip it all up with their magic jew straws?
>>62554353>Did the CIA steal all the water Yes. I'm not even joking
>>62554346tell me how I "belittled oil"All I'm saying is that gains from oil is far more passive and doesn't require aggressive reinvestment of profits to ensure future profit in the immediate coming years
>>62554338Its not divvies its making them pay giga taxes for "overprofits"
>>62554357So its actually robbing from the shareholders to gain le votes from der poor people he raped by printing money.
Some faggot jew here thinks glowniggers don't manipulate everything including water The next step is noticing the glowniggers are 100% Jews and Zionist shabbosgoyom
>>62553889kek
AAPL CHADS WHERE ARE YOU THE DREAM NEVER DIES
>>62553917algos o algo
>>62554355So you dont think it had anything at all to do woth the hilarious mismanagent or Iran's water resources by the IRGCAll that cotton and rice they grew and exported to China, all those rivers they dammed and aquifers they drained had no impact whatsoever and instead Tehran is slowly sinking into the earth because of Jewish space lasers or whatever
>>62554366AAPL was $200 when I said they had the best AI play and smiggers doubted me.
>>62554371Bought 315 Wednesday calls at 301. I just need one good rip.
>oil at $80they're either retarded or deliberately trying to cause shortages
just die already
>>62554371But their AI play was just to have Google do it for them again just like they did with search?
>>62554342I did buy msft when you said so
>>62554378Apple just steals everything then rebrands it for dumb normie niggers to buy because muh brand. They are literal cattle herders
>>62554374Don't worry america is actively sending our oil to Israel as we speak. As long as the chosen people have oil we can keep pretending it's not a problem
>>62554378Which is the smart playBurning money to try to be an LLM power is retarded when you can just buy it from someone else is retarded, as zuck is finding out.
>>62554337OLY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62554373auto DCA leaving me at 78% but I still believe my thesis that AAPL had the best AI play right now.
>>62554383thats exactly why you buy them, they are able to herd all 3 classes, lower/middle/upper
>>62554378exactly. they are exposed technology but not financially. they
>>62554400>they (auto captcha)have millions of customers baked in.
>>62554397>>62554398After Google recovery i just figured the same might happen with aapl. I've got all my eggs in this basket. But pic related
>>62554401Shits still 40 p/e. It's cult priced. You aren't buying cheapies.Buy DIS for earnings then go back to cash
>>62554398Based take
>>62554404DIS child trafficking got cracked down on. going to sit back 9 quarters on them.
>>62554404>DIS earningslol
>>62553688Whats better for now, VOO or JPM?VOO gets full exposure to AIs while JPM is kind of hedged according to some datacenter bond agreements and their traditions I guess?Should I go for full AI exposure or hedged? I don't want to be in cash desu.
>>62554404nice. i did this for last earnings. should work out again
>>62554409how u know that bro
>>62554390That's literally NOT A PLAY. Siri was dog shit and just giving up is like going to the poker table and smiling and saying "heh, looks like I got nothing" and then just walking away pretending you won because you got out right when your blind came up and then just cashing all your shit in.Don't get me wrong I love my AAPL stocks, but pretending you did it because of their "AI play" is fucking retarded. My reason for buying them when they were low is that memory prices cause cheap dog shit laptops and smart phones to have to massively creep their prices up while Apple was already high. The difference between a low end phone and a premium phone or laptop used to be like half the price, now you can spend an extra hundred bucks and get a decent piece of gear which is driving people to Apple.
>>62554409huh? when?
>>62554410Wanna bet? They are projecting best quarter in years and you think they are going to miss... I'll screen cap this just to call you a faggot retard for weeks until I get distracted againOptions market is saying 7% move
>>62554411>voo or jpmHoly bitch nigger. Live a little
>>62554418alright I'm gonna trust you on this one schizo bro
RAPING GOOKS
>>625544110dte SPY calls and puts
>>62554418Long term Disney is kill due to AI
>>62554418hows about you screenshot your calls and put your dick where your mouth is you fucking faggot?
>>62554424They got beat down with the CEO change and "go woke go broke" but goldfish brain has already passed and it's time to poomp. Toy story 5 was the highest grossing film of 2026 with over 1 billion dollars and then they immediately laid off everyone at Pixar that made it. Cruise industry across the board is having a record year despite fuel prices. They will beat.
NIGGERS N JEWS
Fugma ass
>spy rising bill kospi has no power here
This is it... the final esemgee thread... we will all finally be free.
>Smg missed out on aapl, goog, msft >smg buys the top of dram, mu and grrr I love this place
KOSPI NOOOOOI DONT WANNA SLURP ANYMORE AAAAAAAA
>your order partially executed I don't think you guys know how gay this market is when a nobody can move the lines in premarket with chump change
>>62554457WHOA
god i hope the first jewish president gets israel annihilated
Deal sisters, I'm thinking we're back.
also bitcoin is a crazy good short here. i'm always fucking early (three weeks ago this time)
>>62554188I am begging Americans to learn what timezones are and that these things are traded on different exchanges.
>aaplWill you just fucking pump you stupid nigger
>>62554495The only relevant country in the world is America, everywhere else is baby shit no one cares about
>>62554495We clearly just need 24 hour trading globally. Sleeping is for fags.
>>62554495Skhy +1.57%Skyhnix inc 000660.ks -7.74%They are the same thing trading at the same time you stupid faggot
>>62553949>piles of cash with a "profit" labelDo you add this into your prompt or does it generate it on its own?
