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> futures
Soooo what if I told you I'm holding leaps on Sandisk?>tfw a single leap is 5 figures
oil marines, stop fucking selling!!
The anticipation is killing me bros
>>62561665reminds me of a time i saw a goose do nothing but stand on one leg and look at me for ten minutes.
>>62561599whats the time frame
First for female brokers
>korea has iq average of 115>the "investors" dont even know if they overleverage they get margincalled from the smallest drawdown this iq shit really starting to sound made up
Absolutely collosal fuck up if Iran ends up charging fees. You know some pussy democrat will let it happen if the Persians can drag it on that long
>>62561647I remember I was looking for some linen clothes in 2024 before my Jordan trip but all I could find was alibaba chinkshit. Went in regular-ass cotton crap. Wasn't actually that bad with how low their humidity is.How is this business related? I bought that trip with my gains that's how.
>>62561677wow that makes me feel happy and sad at the same time
AMD will go up like $100 per share because this post is dubz boss.
Nice homosexual jeet OP.
What if the market doesn’t actually care about any of this and it’s just a cover story for them to press the buy everything button?
If you ain't loading up SPY puts you ain't a real smigger.
get kek'd baggot
>>62561681J Crew has lots of good linen stuff.
>got shaken out from 2 month of dips and giga fud>it's fucking over suddenly>market rips straight up on another fake meme deal harder than ever before>we're totally back actually>stocks gap up overnight every time so you think you missed it>there's gonna be a pullback i can buy into>SPY just goes straight up with no pullbacks for 3 days straightyeah, stocks are gay, i'm out
>>62561674I do bitness with several of these companies
>>62561688The only reason the market did anything today is because of the deal news. Are you blind?
>>62561681Is that one of those sweaty greek seamen that squirt the hormuss?
>>62561678They had the IQ to know the trade is fundamentally correct so it follows that you go all in with everything you have access to, perfectly logical
>ELF +7%
>>62561686Bought puts, thx pedo
>>62561689sorry lil smiggro but its pump week all weeklongespecially when sandisk and wdc earnings in ETA 1 trading day
>>62561699It’s the same shit for months are you a retard?
>>62561695This is how you know the real dump is soon. Sorry for you're loss.
>>62561679Its P/E is massive compared to similar companies but we're retardpumping so it's alright, surely?
>tfw under 36Do I kill myself?
>>62561668Oil is finished, the world is going to be awash with oil one the Hormussy is open again for business. Qatar left OPEC, China has rapidly reduced dependence on oil with EVs and coal, Venezuela is being redeveloped and Western producers have upped production, plus demand destruction. Oil to $40 in next few months.
>bobos are sitting in cash when Trump is going to hyperinflate away the debt because it’s the only option that doesn’t hurt the capital classIMAGINE your investment thesis is based on Trump saving the dollar at the expense of himself and his class’ wealth that is entirely concentrated in assets.
i tried watching the new avatar last airbender animated movie (i just pirate stream on fmovies.gd lol)i got bored halfway whats wrong with me i cant enjoy any pleb shit anymoreinstead i just keep refreshing my watchlist even if stock prices barely change all day after open
There are FUCKING RETARD NIGGERS that these 2 WHOLE WEEKS of Earnings WOULDN'T BE NEON FUCKING GREEN???HAHAHAHAHAHA>GET RUGGED NIGGER GOO OIL
lol it will just spike up because it must not go below the MA20 of 3min and 5 min and that shit
I bought AVGO and SPCX today
>>62561709the current market is literally how people make easy moneyyou can make 30% gains in a singleday from equitiesif you have 10k free cash, you should be able to turn it into 6 digits within a year or two if you are good and slight luck
Europoor here, what do I do now? I have 600 merkeldollars to throw at something. Do I buy more JEDI and try to lower my avg?Do I sell AMD tomorrow if we gigapump?
>>62561695market moves the way most traders lose money, majority is always wrong, it has to be that waywhen people rush to the one end of a sinking ship the opposite end bounces up in the air, law oh physicsand biggest market rallies are when people are constantly loading up shorts while the market steadily pushes upwards
>>62561709what's the over/under number that differentiates?
>>62561709Are you in the 90th percentile of networth for your age bracket?
>>62561709I'm over 36 and I'm edging but it's not closer to boomer wealth
>>62561678Asians don't have a concept of "actually have a cool society with rocketships", they just want the prestige so they'll lie about being geniuses to bamboozle you. Unlike the jeets they value cleanliness, order and a functional society that can produce chips. This is similar to how white people can make a cool society with rocketships but then give it all away so negroids can have millions of babies and destroy the world.
Why won't the j-words let MU go above 900?
>>62561718Give it to your local refugees, they need your help!
>>62561725The foul Jacobins have plans of their own design
>>62561717>good and slight luckOr get raped hard like gooks.>>62561723What they mean is in 40 years, when you're old, you'll have 'boomer wealth'.
semis are all the exact same entity, they pump together they dump together, sandisk is not even a real company its a LETF in disguise
>>62561725900 calls not allowed to go breakevensorry bossblame citadel
>>62561716How do you feel about spcx earnings today
>>62561728Wasn't expecting someone on /biz/ to have even heard of them.
>>62561730The implied vol on sneed disk is amazin
>>62561725resistance points but also MU dumped less than a lot of other shit (compare to samsung).It's basically in a crab state right now because earnings are almost 2 months away.
>SPY 773>SPY 773>SPY 773>SPY 773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo
>>62561729you dont need leverage when equities pump 10-30% every other day just a tipyou can just own stocks without leverage and go all in if you want leverage you need to use less of your bankroll or else you get wiped out in a few bad days like leopold or koreans
>>62561711>bobos are sitting in cashim 10% cash and im starting to wish i still had 30% cashbut half my postions are -10% or -20% coz i bought the dip too early lolwhy be a bobo or a bear, just have both lol50% cash might be too much but i think 30% is prob the sweetspot right now, if the worst happens u can just leverage on that 30% cash at the generational dip and multiply your entire portfolio regardless
Why yes 6 1/2 hours of pumping
Personally I want to see SPCX dump super hard followed by a shit ton of insider selling with the unlock. I think that would be funny. But at the same time these funds are already getting very cocky and shorting it to the point of being another potential short squeeze on a Musk stock
I love TQQQ, do I buy more when it goes down?
>>62561680oh look it's the exact same problem the entire time
>>62561729Boomers are old.
>>62561737Let's hope AMD and Sneedisk earnings pull them up.
power fifteen minutesPLEASE
>>62561746I think it’s pumps for a day or two on earnings and then it’ll start to bleed again.
>>62561752Anyone over 30 is a boomer
>>62561758We prefer the term unc
Gentlemen, we're rich.
>(-62.99%)Kek my tech shorts absolutely heem’d
THEY CAUGHT ON TO INTEGRATED MAJORSSHUT IT DOWN
>>62561726Im Croatian, we dont have refugees.
>>62561763You are.I'm crying in the casino.
>>62561647Polkadot and TDOT chads report in
shoulda bought abbleshoulda bought plantarleast i got me gooble
>>62561763i dont' feel rich though
>>62561709the 2010s were pretty good for making money. it was a rebound off the 2000s which were a lost decade. zoomers just have to wait for another good decade again. it'll come.
>>62561771Forgot imageA humble 10% to start off the new era bull market
>>62561767They were only a small part of your portfolio, righht? That 62.99% is just on the trade, right anon?
>>62561772Apple is still slurpable, no?
How does KOSPI react to today?
>>62561761I prefer daddy but then guys at work started calling me daddy too and I'm way too homophobic for that faggot shit
>>62561763https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clKI7Xy4VaM
AAAAAAAAAAAA EVERYONE OUT OF SPCX
>>62561767-67% on oil
>>62561769are your hookers hot? i am seeking refuge in a trio of youthful blondes as is my human right
>>62561782Dump the market because they're so over leveraged if AMD pumps they will take profits and if AMD dumps they'll get liquidated.
>>62561781I got nothin to slurp with anymore man its all tied up
>>62561763>still cant afford a milf slave and her underage daughter why even live?
>>62561770If I buy 100 options I get shafted 100 times 0.75 in fees. And then if I sell another 100 times 0.75.Now I understand why I'm poor.
>>62561782Reverse circuit breakers, 20% gains.Overleveraged Korean bears suicide en masse. The market is a monster that feeds on the blood of whichever side will kys the most.
Free my nigga MU NO MORE CRABSNO MORE CRABSNO MORE CRABS
ITS OVER, TRUMP JUST DROPPED A NEW TWEET, SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>62561797Na that’s Friday boss
>>62561793even when you can afford it, there aren't any left bone's been picked clean
>>62561745based dwyer poster
>>62561797Please KYS
>>62561788Don't really have a hooker culture here. It's mostly Brazilian and Ukranian/Baltic/Russian girls here.You can always go to eurogirlescort to see what the offering is.
>>62561778pour one out for GRRRanon, who is probably ~40% underwater while everything around him pumps
if there is a god spacex eats shit today
If AMD tanks I’m gonna kms let’s gooooooooo
>they didn't think it would dump ass in the last 5 minutes cmon guys
AMD what are you doing? The moon is the other way boss.
AH COME ON DONT DUMP IN THE LAST 5 mins, i wanted to feel good
>>62561804I will pay for the Ožujsko and Karlovačko myself, but can you set us Smiggers up with some 'fine dining' over there?
>>62561806Grrr is up 11.9% YTD which is not bad and he’s been in it awhile so he’s probably fine. About the same as SP500 or nvda
>>62561804>no hooker culture here>but you can have a look on this literal hookers catalogue
My lil RAM stock doin a lil summin
The fuck was that AMD drop?
>>62561816What did you expect. So much is riding on AMD they want to take their profits
>SPX dumping alreadyAbandon ship.
>>62561767At least you showed your conviction. You will be rewarded in Valhalla.
do I sell? 3 minutes SMIGGERS!
>>62561794I pay 0.04 per contract.
>>62561830smell
FUCKIJG SELL EVERYTHING
FUCK YEAH! My Nokia calls are up 300% today!Too bad they are down 98% in the whole run...
Weak hands running away from AMD earningsOr it's priced in and we're gonna dump AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>62561830Yep. That was the top.
>TOSTTOST
Earnings crossing the wire. SpaceX. Negative EPS of 20. That's a big miss, expected was -5EPS. Stock is up 15% in the afterhours.
>>62561767how about now? gonna hold through the close?
>>62561817everything for my smiggers>>62561820that site is continent wide, every country in europe, every major city you can view thereI meant not alot of domestic girl meddle in it, you can check yourself
>>62561833
>>62561831>>62561794What are you both using?
it went up all dayrelaxpost earnings its just another gap up daypray and you will be blessed, jesus loves you
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62561841I bought the exact top thoughbeit, so my cat is seeing an absolute red line down.
>>62561840I know, it just sounded funny
>>62561830There’s always another day with gains taken. Not when lost
>>62561845-0.47% on the trading account today.
>>62561845+3.14%
>>62561806Hello this is the gorillionaire, GRRR is 20% down but I'm still here and still up YTD My GAMB from last year (Now GRSD) is a worse hold teehee, but they both have earnings in the next 2 weeks so lets see what happens.I do have other holdings in my gambling account (MU, RDDT, NBIS) and a sensible account on IBKRI'm also having more fun with Lil' Smiggers than I am from stonks at the moment.:3
I want off Mr. Bones wild ride.
>>62561845I was asleep.
oh god the rug
>>62561845bretty gud, the chart is insane but whateverToday: +4.12%This Week: +6.83%This Year: +32.79%From Peak: -1.00%12 Months: +27.32%
>>62561843Robbinghood>>62561845+16.5% today.Almost back to where I was a week ago!About 70% less than I would have been if I had diamond hands.
Kek oilies
>>62561845+700%
>that AMD red candle at close
>>62561763Oh wow you're going to donate $1m USD to each and every single poster?????
>>62561845+4.79%
>>62561845+8.06
What the fuck AMD is red in the after hours session. Fuck this shit! I hate you all, except for that one guy, you know who you are boss.
>>62561845+0.75% I am unironically making too much money
Oil xisters, when will the beatings stop?
>>62561845+5.74% just kept going up all day
>>62561819unfortunately he shared a screenshot of his holdings, which shows that he owned GRRR when it was $18.16 per share.current price at $12.25 indicates that hes 32.5% down.>>62561855oh you're here! wait, how? is the guy in the screenshot not you?
>>62561845+11%
Had I pivoted out of semi and memory stocks in late June and back into a stock I had strong belief in, then my portfolio would be much higher today. -____- I'd be at almost 200k rather than 5 figures
Spcx is pumping
>>62561843SAXO on the trading account. DeGiro on the long runners, because of a W8 application.
>>62561845holdin VOO
>>62561880PLTR fomo?
>>62561862nice! you mean your whole networth right? not your gambling port representing 5% of your networth
Spic X beat
>>62561845>+9%keep it up for the rest of the month/quarter please
>>62561845>+3.20%
>>62561845+4.12%Just need about a month straight of this and I'll be back to ATHs
I bought some 105 dollar Disney calls, anyone else :3
>>62561878hi rez
>>62561859Wtf how have you recovered nearly all of the month long dumps losses so quick???
>>62561888It's easy to beat negative income.
>>62561845up 1.20%, but I don't trust that since it's at least one of my ETFs' exdiv day
what the fuck is space compute elon? how does cooling gpus work in space someone explain
>>62561845+400 USD. Ain't much but it was honest bet.
>>62561887You really think I'd just gamble every cent I had on spy 0dte calls? Haha....
>>62561878No that was some other autist obsessed with GRRR who talks just like me my smigger :3
>>62561899Nigga how does latency work in space. Who gives a shit about cooling kek
ALAB, we have liftoff
ai bubble pops when my house downpayment is back to my peak
>AH>market just trying to pump again
>>62561903in low orbit there is no latency, I am on starlink right now, 20ms
>>62561845 (+10.90%)Today's gain/loss
>>62561896I don't know. I literally haven't bought or sold anything since April. I'm mostly just sitting in 2x index ETFs and a little other stuff.
>>6256189215 days of 4% and I will be back at ATH....I doubt this will happen though plus I'm not fully invested
>>62561845>+4.1%Almost back to 100k bros
>>62561902hmm... if you say so...
>>62561845+20.89%my port is 100% SOXL, still down 20%
>>62561899If you wait long enough the heat will beam itself into space. Please ignore that that's just gonna boil the cards.
>>62561896chartanon flies close to the sun, lot of options I assume
okay im done gambling
SPCX EPS beat by 61%SPCX revenue beat by 15%
>>62561912What that doesnt make sense. Youre like so close to the June peak in a period of under 7 days!!! What are you holding?
LIIIIIISSSSSAAAAAAA
AMD status?
>>62561867You will get nothing. I will spend nothing. I will die and then be buried with my money.
>>62561927i have a friend who sold $150k of his amd+tsm shares to buy $150k of gme in 2021
>>62561918I haven't touched a single option this year. Since April, it's been 2x ETFs. Last year I was buying (the top) and selling (the bottom) which is why I had the big drops and no recovery.>>62561923Almost entirely QLD and SSO. Look at the individual charts for them, and you can see they nearly (QLD) or fully (SSO) recovered.
>>62561927Too soon to tell. Coin flip on semi shit
>>62561927Ending red candle fucked off. Last weak hands test. No clue on earnings.
>>62561845Let’s be real. If you lost money today, you should dump your entire portfolio into your Roth IRA. The markets are not for you.
>>62561931Is he still a gme baggie, surely he learnt his lesson?
>SPCX
Rip bobohe was a hard bastard
>>62561931I mean depending on when he bought it he could have absolutely killed it. If he bought it after the squeeze like a fucking moron then that's on him
You know Im still nervous with going all in. An all in would however recover my portfolio back to ATH in under a weeks time. Ie had I went all in on SNXX last week Thursday. The return on that is so high I think I'd be back at ATH already if not somewhere around there. Yet I can't shake this feeling that this whole thing is reminiscent of 2022 where there were random pumps some for a few days yet the market overall trended downward.Anyome else feel this way? Some of these stocks are still down so technically I can wait to see if the pump actually sticks.
Ground control...
>>62561893I was thinking they'd get to $103, so if they get to $105 that would be a big surprise to the upside for me boss.
>>62561942SOME FOLKS ARE BORNMAAAADE TO HOLD THE BAG
AMDsissies I'm nervous
>>62561905>Buying a house in CanadaAre you dumb?https://research-tools.pwlcapital.com/research/rent-vs-buy
>>62561927should be pretty flat from earnings
>>62561949Be more nervous about chink gamblers. They're predictably unpredictable
Why is everyone celebrating I need soxl to go up 100% to break even
Just noticed SpaceX was up nearly 10% wtf
Everyone look at PINS and laugh at swiftie
>>62561933Fuccccckkkkkkk seems that was a better play than SOXL even just rotating from SOXL to SSO would have left me in a better place, maybe even profitng right now!
>>62561956why havent you been doubling down to get your avg lower
>>62561958Can't wait to buy puts when normie niggers ape in
>>62561944I didn't believe in this pump on Thursday either. Looked like a bear trap after a bubble to me. It is what it is.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAMD
AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE IT'S OVER
*pop*
lmao amd nice one
>>62561965That was only 1 day and it gave up some of it on Friday. 2022 wasnt a straight line down, it crabbed its way lower and lower. I still remember when anons were gerting smug iff every single pump. I fully exited long before the bottom was reached that year
>>62561955kospi will open neon green +5-10% but yes after that who knows
AMDEEZ
LISA YOURE TEARING US APART
ONE FUCKING JOB AMD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOLDEN BULL ABORTED SELL SELL SELL SELL
I lost everything
Advanced Money Destroyer...
>>62561927I forgot to buy DAMD, that's what.
SPCX HAS MURDERED THE MARKETS AGAINITS ALL DUMPING OH GOD OH FUCK
>>62561647>decided to risk it and bought 20k's worth of a bearish 2x spacx etf before close>futures>already -8%feels great. thanks, retail, for giving me this attractive opportunity.
>People bet on advanced money destroyer
depending on how things go maybe I'll rebalance tomorrow
>>62561974>2022Thanks for the PTSD trigger, asshole.
lmfaooooooooo spicx hombres our responsados?
bubble popbubble bubble pop pop
>Initially thought about getting PLTR on Monday>Decided AMD was the """safer""" betFucks SAKE
> 170% increased capex
Well slap my ass and call me a bitch. AMD is fucking cratering. There goes 8 grand boss.
Well at least my spic x puts will print
lol
amd is a beat
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
KEK I ACTUALLY POPPED THE BUBBLE BY CAPITULATING 10 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSE
>Have a great day, going to go celebrate my gains after work>AMD destroys all gains and then some after hours
WALL STREET DEMANDS BLOOD1 OIL TANKER SUNK = 1% GAIN1 DAY WITHOUT WAR = 1% LOSS
>>62561992Great success
>>62562004Got a 8/10 105 put I hated watching it running up today but I'm happy nowI'm gonna blow my fucking wad on Thursday when the ass falls out on this stock
>the market decided to pump spcx 10% before its earningslol lmao even
My SOXS got saved
What's so bad about increasing capex?
anyone in a slurping mood?
>>62561875Never, Bessent is punishing us daring to bet against the US. He'll run everything into the ground just to wipe the last oil baggot.
I tried to warn you.>>62559427
Oh, well there goes my 5D chess play with FOXOI ignore the news for several months and they pull a massive reverse stock splitNow my volume of shares is next to nothing, and the price is back to trending towards worthless with my initial investment almost certainly gone foreverFor the amount spent it's not actually that much, but I unfortunately fell into the trap of thinking I had a real clever keikaku going and it's a kick in the teeth to be made the fool
>>62562021
You fuckers aren't even ready for what KOSPI is going to do. If you think you're red now, you're literally going to be 6 ft under tomorrow morning.
Now I'm scared of going in for Sneeddisk earnings, but surely that will go up....
My JEPQ up 25k in the past couple days. Getting another 5k in divvies tomorrow. Life is good frens.
>>62562023The more expenses, the harder it is to believe said expenses will have a return on investment.
>*goblins ur gains*
imagine listening to the enormous amount of FUD being spread here in February. if you bought the February dip, you would have made a 22% gain in six months. six fucking months for one of the safest index funds in the world
dip slurpers in control>dip slurpers in controldip slurpers in control>dip slurpers in controldip slurpers in control>dip slurpers in control
>>62562036when was the last time anything went up after earnings?
>>62562038That's retarded. The dip isn't as big as it'd make sense for me to slurp, unfortunately.
>>62562046MSFT
>>62562046Yesterday. Palantir.
>>62562046dell, hpe
AMD getting slurped up boys
>>62562046Microsoft, Meta, PLTR all yuge
It's over
>>62561845+22% for a grand total of +91% since last weeki sold temporarily because of sandisk earnings
>>62562046CAT and fucking SNAP
>>62562050>92% yoy revenue growth>expected 82% forward growth>stock pumps 30%>down 8% ytdwhat the fuck
>>62562057how much money are you trading with?
Lisa better whip her dick out on the call
>AMD double beats>CrashesI suspect it will open green regardless.
Su Bae pls
>>62562066She better bring her cousin green jacket boy in to shill the reds.
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK (it's only down 2% in AH)I AM FOREVER FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAAA
>>62562067>ignores the gook factorOh anon.
>>62562057holy shit i did NOT check the chart, is this what having a high IQ feels like?
>>62562052Will flip and be +10% within the hour. Check em.
SPACEX>Revenue $7.8B vs Est. $6.8B>EPS ($0.09) vs Est. ($0.23)>EBITDA $3.5B vs Est. $2.1B
>>62562076>7.8b revenueThat's fucking embarassing
>>62562074>no digitsWe're finished.
>>62562021I got a piece of dat
>>62562078Why? This is the lowest it will ever be.
>>62562037it's time to consider rotating from jepq to tdaq if you're getting paid from qqq focused income etfs, you can handle a little volatility
>>62562078it really isn't no such thing as bad earnings only bad valuations
spacex earnings call https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1XxyggqBZZRGM
>amd afterski
>>62562076that is impressive considering i thought the company makes no money lol
>SpaceX Revenue Rose 92% in Second Quarter
>>62562086>>62562090Even if it's the lowest it will ever be, the company will never be profitable and relies solely on government contract tendies. When a Democrat wins in 2028 who hate elon they won't get shit
I wish Elon would shit directly into my mouth.
>>62562064>>62562046You know what guys? I don't believe it's a bubble anymore. Now I believe it's a full-blown ponzi scheme.
>>62561939hes still a gme baggiei feel like it's my fault too since i told him about gme when smg was hyping it up at $5 end of august (pre split). he laughed at me. then he saw it going up and me gloating about it all winterdidnt know he would fucking FOMO in at the fucking top tho lolhe has a paid off house and double income with a therapist wife tho unlike me so dont feel bad for him lol hes still richer than me
>>62562097Youre not very smart, are you?
should I slurp up some sndk with the afterhours discount?
>>62562098Buy spacex it’s the same thing
>>62562097I'm talking specifically about the revenue partof course spicx is a pos garbage bag and only elong jeet cocksuckers would ever go near it
>>62562103Nope>>62562106Fair enough
>>62562046SNDK did, last three out of four earnings reports.
>>62562065bought the SOXL """"dip"""" with 100klost big time and went down to 61ksmelled the bottom, saw how hard sneedisk rebounds, flipped to SNXX last mondaymade even that wednesday when it niggapumped nearly +50%, now im sitting comfy at 116k more than ready to gamble again
>>62561943i think at one point he was gloating about it going to $250k+ but he didnt sell since he even went into the DRS rabbit hole so pretty sure it's around $100K if not worse by now.. at least his original pile.. i never asked if he bought more afterwardsi was shilling him ai dashcams at the same time too but it was too boring for him lol
is spcx beat why still negtive?
>>62562109Based, get back in that casino, I heard they're giving away a mercedes!
>>62562113bro...
>it was just another Jewish trickI’m tired boss
>>62562113no magic genie ass-pull by musky so stock is overvalued af
oy vey
why is elon including revenue from x and grok in his spacex report? grok is supposed to belong to xai. x is a private company.
why no up? is it the jews?
>>62562127see pic related.
>>62562128Do you even have to ask
>>62562113nobody tell this nigga lmaooooo(I almost bought calls btw because I predicted a tiny short cover/squeeze)
>>62562127Because that’s the ipo you dumb nigger he strapped grok and Twitter to a rocket
AMDBROS????
>>62562113It will close green tomorrow
>>62562133it's not the ipo, you subhuman nigger. it's from the latest report, relased today.
AI SATELLITES
DATA CENTERS IN SPACE
SPACEX CAN PROVIDE INTERNET TO THE WHOLE WORLD
ASTEROID MINING DATA CENTERS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>62562141>>62562143Genuinely hilarious
>>62562135lisa please hypnotize them... hypnotize them into buying
Any anons here hold MSTR and just sell calls weekly for the extra income? Looks like we're gonna crab for a while until bitcoin goes back up.
>>62562145Fuck, I should have bought SpaceX instead of fucking AMD, Fucking women CEOs dude, never touch those companies, unless you're buying puts boss.
>>62562152Baggot, don't look at the chart.
>>62562152lmao. the live earnings could flip the script bigly still hold your tighty whiteys tight
>>62562152i think everyone knows spacex will eventually rule the world its just a matter of when.
Did you leave your priceless capital in the hands of merchants overnight?
>>62562157I don't need to look to know, the company is literally going to the fucking moon, like who else does that, besides fucking NASA boss.
jews baited baggot by the classic pre earnings pump into dump after hoursi cant LMAO
>>62562135Capex gets punished in the current market.2.7x expected capex gets giga punishedIt will recover, but yeah, you can't guide for around 300m capex then report 800m and not expect the stock to tank, not these days.
>>62561951im still gonna buy one just for stability, i dont care if it goes down -30% after i buy because it'll act as a hedge against the rest of my investing anywaysbut it has to be a freehold and no reliance waterheater scam
Down nearly 12% with SOXXGave investing a shot by throwing 1k€ into a ETF, boomer style - and even here I’m down
>>62562152you shouldn't have bought either
>>62562163You're not beating the Jewish, retarded, or pedophile allegations baggot
Burry just said in a sperg post that 30% of the market trades every day are 300B hyper leveraged funds that target volatility.I guess they went long. Lmao
Please AMD crash the fucking market my spy puts need it
>>62562164Whatever, I bought an ounce of Nimbus Snacks and for a small fee it is going to be delivered to my office tomorrow between noon and 4pm. I fucking love nimbus snacks boss.
>>62562163This has to be a bot. And a bad one.
>>62561740>you can just own stocks without leverage and go all in This works in december of last year, march of this year and april of last year.
>>62562185No, baggot is just a moron who stays in these threads even if everyone despises him
googl pump will continue till we get back to 400kino
>>62562185A bot could never be that obnoxious
>>62561753Unironically I think all this shit is fake and gay and want it to hit its previous ath but I also think if it does it will then dump back to 700 bucks. Same with everything else.
>>62562165AMZN $220bn capex pumped in earnings
>>62562162My TTE has still not been sold off because of this uncertainty. If oil dumps to 72 overnight I'll just treat it like a safe divvy investment and sell my gold instead.
>>62562171You're not the fucking boss of me. I'ma start accumulating SpaceX tomorrow boss.
>>62562202wait until after the first lockup expiry on the 7th
>>62562202Not with that 8k you lost on amd youre not
ACMR Q2 2026 in Aug 7 wanna buy in?
>>62562199AMZN gave justification for their capex, they're one of the few seeing genuine ROI.
>>62562204its the 6th hoss prepare your anoos
>>62562205Lisa Su better kiss me after fucking me like that boss.
>>62562210They all have justification for it. GOOG dumped hard too. Took days to recover.
>>62562211but after would be the 7th but yeah I didn't remember the date either way
>>62562202baggie how do u stay so level headed. every day i feel like i lose my sanity trading
>>62562168thanks for the free money loser
at what -% down you end up a baggie?
>>62562211>>62562217is it 6 or 7
>EOG earnings release https://investors.eogresources.com/image/EOG_0826.pdf
>>62562223just buy after a big dip one of those days
>>62562218Pedophiles are good at keeping their composure. They need it to lure in children
>>62562213We don't want chip makers building out. They should be making MORE chips with what they have. Or even better with LESS equipment and employees. Less insurance. Do this or we will buy Chinese. Line go up
wow a lot happened today. ain't reading all that. i made 70k on the market, booked profit on my soxl trade, unlevered and have a lot of cash now (much too early, but a win is a win -_-') and i made it to france. it smells bad. i spent 12 hours on italian trains today and i'm very glad it's over. my soxl win was substantial enough that a monte carlo trip is likely.
>>625622209%
>>62562193>>62562201You mean you guys don’t believe he has a gook wife and drops 100k a day and never loses? Kek. He’s literally the /biz/ version of those bots shitting up geopolitical threads on /pol/ with homoerotic Trump AI Slop. A true /biz/raeli. You did take profit by the way anons?
>>62562218I played a lot of live poker in my youth and eventually learned how to control my blood pressure through meditation. I don't drink as much as I used to, but scotch can help until it doesn't boss.
>>62562234oh and i'm definitively rich again, i was worried for a second there.
>>62562240Gobbler. We all know you have zero money. Why keep playing the fool?
>>62562237his korean wife was sent to him after his big purchase of samsung stocksits part of tradition, big shareholders get wifessadly not true for US corporations
>>62562231Building out is more revenue. Squeezing prices indefinitely is a losing proposal. They have to build out to create more product.
>>62562237See>>62562240This nigga would be a great troll if he wasn't genuinely annoying
>>62562240You sucked cock in your youth faggler
>AMDKOSPI is going to absolutely rape you baggies
>>62562250>you have to spend to make moresounds like a ponzi
>>62562256He's also a pedophile, don't forget that
thank fuck i stayed outta this AMD earnings play Lisa gettin' railed afterhours
you guys are overly rude to baggiehe is just trying to show you the way and just have a good time>>62562254
>NVDA pumping thanks to Musk
>>62562264I knew shit would dump so might unironically slurp.>>62562265Posted from your phone I see, baggot
>>62562262I don't suck cock and I am not a pedophile kiddo, but I can tell you that if Disney can open at $105 I will recover all my AMD losses, and whatever pennies I get for my options will be profit boss.
>>62562237Didn't take profits but I'm not in the red, bought AMD before today's increase so it basically evens out. Trump will extend his posturing well into tomorrow and since I'm a Euro the market opens earlier for me.>>62562249You'd just get a powdered up HR sheboon if a US corpo sent you anything.
>>62562265I probably deserve some of it, but I don't let the haters bother me. They're just jealous because they can't be me even though they want to be me boss.
>>62562269>don't suck cock>not didnt/never sucked cockLol faggot sucked cock in his youth
>>62562268we'll see tomorrow, if afterhours already showing -7% might dump hard at open
>>62562266>jacket man stealing his cousin's gainsThat damn snake.
>what other companies are going to the moon?Literally Nokia, they've already built moon infrastructure.
>>62562280Baggot I can guarantee, with absolute certainty, there is not a single person on this website who would ever want to be a tripfag pedo
>>62562259Yes you have to spend more if your current facilities can't create enough product. That's how everything on planet earth works.
>>62562269you do you bro
>>62562276What are you using to trade early. I’m happy enough with DEGIRO. But I’ve stopped using TRADEGATE markets. Shit spreads and just seems to not arbitrage properly when you need it. And do it instantly when you don’t want it. I use IBRK too but fucking hate the interface.
SPACEX 1 TRILLION REVENUE BY 2030!!!!!!!!!
>>62562265>definitely not baggler phonepostingTripfags get the rope
so why is exactly the market at new ATH when the world is going into a turbulent time?
>>62562257kospi is opening neon green
>>62562269What an odd thing to say FagglerI do love to hate you :3
>>62561769Isn't Croatia full of Hungarians during summer?
yall consider MSFT a "high-beta" stock? Just cuz it's tech i guess but wtf it's one of the world's largest companies, net income larger than fuckin GDPs
>>62562296What's turbulent about it?
>>62562307>>62562307>>62562307>>62562307
Hey y'all, could someone tell me if we're in a bubble? I wanna know if I should pull out of the market or not. Thanks!
>>62562286He'll deny being Israeli too, despite that he's admitted to being Israeli before.He's true scum.
>>62562309
>>62562305deglobalization, war, increasing political instability
>>62561767Let me guess, Sivers because of le photonics meme.
>>62562193I like him. He's funny.
>>62562315>world is a desert because of all the data centers
