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Praise be to Allah
>>62587273SPR getting so low it begins to break in October and then flat out runs out in February (unless we try to permanently break it) is pretty wild and our President is posting shit praising allah
I am a real AmericanFight for the rights of every man
No Volume.
Is it time to rebuy SOXL? Gimme something to gamble on on top of gold minors and oil majors pls
What's the outlook for ETORO anons? The 15% dump seems slurpalicious
>>62587273I love Jesus Christ and fully accept his salvation, despite being a jew and terrible sinner. Bring it on, Allah worshipper.
>>62587282Its an ass platform that no one uses. It is and will never be a HOOD or IBKR.
Every normie sloptuber is currently making a video about le popping of le AI bubble. We are literally going to 10x (again) the coming years. If you havent bought yet you better get in or you'll regret it FOREVER.
No matter how much paper oil you create eventually it will have to become real
How does the US even beat China anymore? What sucks is you can’t even invest in them because of golden shares and they can implode big companies at will.
>>62587283Man, i just wish your people got it over with and built the 3rd temple and brought back the levites
RUGGED
INTC above 100 again, this time surely its going to 200 right?
>no brand new ETFs or worthwhile IPO's to get in early atGay
>>62587278it's not that dire, we could reduce exports and higher prices both lowers consumption and spurs production, there's room for both if things get worse. you're right to be concerned but this isn't end of days stuff, you've been blowing things out of proportion for too long and overworrying darling. i don't know if everything is going to be ok or not but for now it is and i have hope it will remain that way.sold my labu for 1k profit
>>62587285Thanks, lowers my expectations for it, but I dont need it to be big, just going back to original IPO price would be cool
gday lads
>>62587301Why would it do that though, its lost any newness or shine it had and now it is a floundering app. Where is the growth my smigger?
>>62587298>room for more productionI'm sure Trump isn't telling them already to pump the shit out of the ground
Dead threadDead market
>>62587264Based OP. We DO say that word here, brother
>>62587294Just gonna keep calm and hodl my shares with fellow intcels.
i guess i just buy into every SPCX dip? like wtf is this
>SPCX
>>62587309there's an interesting conspiracy that we actually want the strait closed, want tighter oil markets, to strengthen and foster dependency on our market and security umbrella. lloyd's has more control over the strait than tehran does and they're the ones keeping it closed with high insurance rates after all, and there doesn't seem to be any rush to drill more domestically. not sure if i totally buy it but it's consistent with the facts.
Did people copy my 15 ticker portfolio in the last thread?I hope you did. If you did, you'd be up 2% today despite QQQ only being up .3%My portfolio claws its way green most days unless it's a deep red day.It was the portfolio with the tech and momentum, managed futures, leveraged gold and energy. You should go look at the last thread and copy it.
I'm finally beating the market YTD again
>>62587273Open the fuckin' strait
>>62587322My call options are blasting off, next stop is the fucking moon boss.
>>62587322>>62587321SPACEX IS BACK BABY FUCK THE ELON HATERSWE GOING TO MARS
there was some nigga saying micron was a reverse head and shoulders but needed to dump more. I don't see it.
black person wednesday
>>62587281>up 30% in 5 years
>>62587306Dont they have an increasing customer base? Never saw adds for them here, but my perception is that them, along other brokers are growing on europe due to the growing perception euro welfare schemes are ponzi scams and that most people are priced out from real estate as an investiment. But that's literally just it
SpaceX is the new GameStop
>>62587336I could see at least some more down before it takes off again, but i doubt it goes under 1100 or 1200 again for a long time.But what do I know, I'm an amateur
>>62587281David here,you should buy SOXL, you can thank me later
eta till they dump it?
>>62587335Meant for this
>>62587264Strait is closed migger.
>>62587278they sell kimonos at le negresco, the nicest hotel around here, where i have been listening to jazz. every time i pass by the window i think about you. have you even had an opportunity to wear yours yet? the white one with blue floral print?
>>62587350the strait is old news, no one cares
>>62587242There's no way I'm using an LLM for direct market intel. It'll just tell you the most boring, low-risk consensus option possible by design.
>>62587349okay soI need it to go back to the highthen I sell (in profit) Then we have a mysterious dump like a week before earnings and I buy again
>>62587357>low-risk consensus option possible by design>"I am a fund manager and I need a holistic approach to risk management. Please include all high-risk options and approaches as well"
>>62587360Samesies
AND I'M SNEEDSNEED FALLINGYEAH I'M SNEEEEEDSNEEED FALLING SNEED FALLING YEAH
>>62587356Since you posted a frog in hat I believe you.
>>62587371I like this one anon
>>62587344I'm hoping it's the next Tesla so I can sell at $400 when it hits peak meme.
>>62587283Starts with a k.
GOOG my beloved...
My microsofts... the 500 line...Also fucking Apple is doomed, AHHHHHHH I regret buying it
>>62587251Lol'd.
>>62587283wut
>>62587385>>62587381imagine buying mag7 in year 2026 lmao
VIX so low so boring
Did something funny happen to the Hycroft anon? I didn't bother looking
>>62587385>>62587381everytime semis pump fuckin MSFT / GOOGL goes down. AAPL was immune from this for a while, but after earnings they are sitting in the same corner
>>62587390>ding>BUY TLT >dingthis guy is literally my go-to for inverse opinions.
>>62587389I'm up massively on Microsoft desu, still hopeful for $700, or even the JEO to do a stock split
>>62587282>eToro was founded in 2007 in Tel Aviv by Yoni Assia, Ronen Assia, and David Ring. Yeah that's a pass from me dawg.
>>62587290Drones and Robots.
>>62587278i still love you with all my heart, and i'll do what i can to soothe you. i can feel your energy, pretty much anywhere, we're still connected. i don't like it when you're this way, but i understand. wish i was with you to help and hold you.
>>62587393AAPL screwed themselves over with that threat to switch to CXMT, lol.
>>62587350why are you so worried about straights? Are you gay?
screaming and crying
>>62587290China is doing a japan, they're slowly defalting.
>betting against the richest man in the planet>in this meme marketyou guys were never going to make it.
>>62587353>>62587399Hey man, I've never asked anyone to do this before, but would you mind using a trip? I'd love to be able to autofilter your posts.
>>62587417I'm up 30% on this stupid spcx shit I bought as a joke I wish I'd bought more
Most of you are bears because you think you’re smarter than you actually are!
>>62587417this pump has no fundamentals. see you at double digits.
>>62587426I'm a bull, just upside down sometimes.
>>62587399post cawk
>BMBL
>>62587429>fundamentalsngmi
>>62587390>watch Robschild to asses the dumb bear thesis>watch ClickCapital for dumb bull thesisall balanced
>>62587421Are you going to sit on them?
>>62587429>meme market>fundamentales!!!!!!!!!! kek
ugh my heart is telling me buy but my brain is telling me it's gonna dump tomorrow
You can invest in random shit and make money in a bull market
>>62587420>Hey man, I've never asked anyone to do this before, but would you mind using a trip?You ask people to do that all the time asshole.
>>62587441Listen to your heart
>>62587439Yeah, I think this shit is mooning and never coming down
>>62587441So just buy a little? You can always DCA more.
I've avoided looking at stocks. Did the CPI numbers come in looking all fake and gay so as to pump stocks? If I look will my portfolio be green? How green? Back to ATH green?
OMG!!! I just made $100 on spacex today! Bought at 134.71
>>62587449Things are fine right now stop being a pussy.
>>62587290Why do you constantly need to fight people. That’s the question.
>>62587436>>62587440you’re dumb lives are a meme
You guys heard about the Kars 4 Kids right? I was thinking of starting my own charity called Thots for Sots. We collect money and use it to provide free prostitutes for alcoholics. Do you want to donate boss?
>>62587323He ain’t that clever.
>>62587449Everything's going great for me today. Just look at your port anon
>>62587381-_- fuck me why did I buy this pos.>>62587393I noticed that pattern as well. Shouldve dropped my tech stuff in favor of semis yesterday.>>62587417I just dont bet on him at all. Stocks are clearly manipulated but whenever big funds try to short his stuff it's almost as if there are other bigger funds that pump it to screw over said funds.>inb4 its retail pumping itLol, lmao even. Yeah just like retail failed to pump hertz?No thanks as long as I find it overvalued, I can invest in safer stuff. Imagine going all in on tesla back in April 2025, lol probably small gains compared to some other stuff. Ill stick to trading what Im familiar with but you are clearly a musk fanboy
>>62587459how much of my donation goes to Israel?
If you feel stressed, remember to do some breathing exercises, anon.
>>62587467Well the Sots are actually going to be all Jewish men, and the prostitutes are going to be in Israel, so most of it?
Just finished eating spaghetti that I made with some weird jewish pasta that had tons of hebrew on the box. My stocks are going to the moon I can feel it.
Look at all these SPCX baggies coming out the woodwork
lollmao even
>>62587323>he's acting retarded on purpose...okay but still makes him look like a retard which is probably what he doesnt want
>>62587473I just like the stock LMFAO
>>62587463I looked :/ disappointing. It's up but nowhere near as good as it was a few weeks back where a few of my holdings were up about a combined 45%. The same holdings today, ~12%. All while my tech stuff fell. Damn did I dodge getting wrecked. I considered buying into tech recently, more so than I already have but ended up not doing it.
>>62587443I do recall asking you to stop once, because trips are lame and gay. You're annoying, but usually more on topic and less creepy than Babeanon, which is why (though I often consider it) I haven't filtered you yet, you alcoholic old spud.
>INSIGHT: An $ETH wallet dormant since 2015 moves 2,680 ETH worth ~$5M, originally acquired for just $830, a 6,000x return over 11 years.Bitchbasterd.a year ago it was +$10M
>>62587478if you like it at 140, you'll love it at 90
If you missed HOOD, buy BULL right now
>>62587483>waiter this steak is MEDIUM RARS i asked for MEDIUM!!!!
>>62587356At present the largest immediate risk is that glow glows agree with you, and forget the old ways, with too much faith put into increased surveillance and their new automaton toys.But wagies don't just fly off the handle like the middle class does.The seethe with secret anger for long periods, and then during some chance moment of opportunity, they blow up and let all their pent up emotions out at once when there is safety in numbers and their Id runs free.These moments are not good for anyone, including the wagies.
>>62587436I wanna be a millionaire and buy a rolex like buffett too
>MSFT
>>62587473I'm bagholding into a bogglechad
This morning before cpi numbers I asked Claude to use market data to speculate what the best 0dte option I could buy today would be It said NVDA putsNVDA is up 2.4% today
>>62587432it's so big, and i'm so passionate, she's going to be so exhausted and harried and overworked and sleep deprived
>>62587491i heard it smells weird there
>>62587399>spiritually JEETEDngmi
/weat/
>>62587494Claude is extremely retarded since they forcefully lobotomized him. I wouldn't trust him to give me instructions on how to boil water in a pan because he'd fuck it up somehow.
>>62587484i would LOVE spacex at 90 are you fucking retarded?
I think being up .92% is enough for me personally.
>>62587504Sorry anon, full thinking requires the (Claude™ UltraPro™ Max™)™ megaplan© for 100 per second per token per day per month©™ payable through split payments via Klarna
>>62587508Fucking Klarna, man. Ever since she (it?) started being mentioned in /smg/ I began noticing her everywhere. I saw that she got added to the Steam store recently and she's the first pickable option. Very bullish.
I made 4k shorting SpaceX and then lost 3950 shorting SpaceX. I’m still up 50 bucks YTD. Think I’ll call it there kekeroo
remember when smiggers laughed at MSFT calling it a jeeted company?same happening to AAPL slowly, im thinking its slurping time soon
>>62587504Well Claude is a French name, and I wouldn't trust a frenchman with doing anything other than complete unconditional surrender boss.
>invested a little into embecta without doing any due diligence at all>turns out theyre in the middle of a class action lawsuit for securities fraud, lying to investorsWelpThere goes my 7 dollars
some force doesn't want minors to come.
>>62587519Same thing's happening to RXT. Despite a yuge dip recently it's still up 370% ytd though
>>62587473i bought at 114 though
>>62587494claude is so fucking trash for actual real jobs, man the rest of the AI scams are trash too the entire AI industry is propped up by executives and investors being wooed and impressed by email summaries and can't even begin to comprehend how terrible they perform in real world applications just the other day my company's entire CI/CD pipeline got raped because management-mandated "agentic mergeflow" generated dogshit batch scripts and kept ramming it into the build containers which are on linux
>>62587515i remember there was 1 massaive chad on here late june when microsoft was at 352. he said something around "youre a fucking retard if you dont buy it here, im gonna buy a massive order now then fuck off to vacation, see you when its 420 in a months time"that dude knew what he was talking about, absolute gigachad
DOBBY MADE A BAD TRADE, DOBBY MUST BE PUNISHED
>>62587532You are STILL talking about this dude.
>>62587399>>62587278lmao
oooOOOooo
>>62587513I'm referring to the payment service. I'm not sure what you're referring to.
>>62587323>interesting conspiracycopium
>>62587536that dude was him boss
Remember to breathe or you will DIE
>>62587532well thats funny cause that was me writing that, or at least i wrote something along those lines when it was in the 350s, might have been someone else.i sold at 390 though kek, seeing the price now is just depressing
>>62587544that's all i ever wanted
>>62587544Phew thanks anon, I'm breathing manually now
>>62587544you can't fucking make me
>>62587540Yes, I meant the payment service as well.
>>62587521>I STAND WITH INDIAVery good luck to you sir, thank you please.
>>62587544Yeah yeahWhats next, gonna tell me to drink WATER? That stuff from the GANGES huh? Fucking jeet.
>>62587552did you just assume a payment processors gender you sick fuck
Is there any point in women besides sex, ocassional emotional support and childrearing?Is there any point in men besides providing, protecting, and ocassional leadership?Is there any point in SOXL besides buying it on margin?
>>62587558>le transactional man enters the chat
>>62587556
>>62587264/bag/ - baggies general
Why do thirdies have america on their mind 24/7?
>>62587561trans-actional trannies do see the world like that hard to believe but true
100 labu @ 286.72
>>62587556The name is female and they picked pink as her main colour. Klarna is a fine lass.
>>62587568Theyre right though. Its just not corrupt enough to do anything, everyone wants him to solve this war as soon as possible.
>>62587547so apple is the next play you think? >>62587536if you made cool posts id be talking about you
>>62587568because everyone wants to imagine what it be like with you and the jews gone
>>62587573Fuck off you hypersexualized loser. A payment processor isn't even a physical object.>>>/trash/
>>62587573Can one of you AI sloppers generate a Klarna-chan for us real fast?
>>62587575I dont want a terminally online israeli to talk about me thanks
RKLBros how are we feeling?
>>62587576Meanwhile the Philippines loves us and so does vietnam.
>>62587577Holy shit. Extreme banter violation detected.
>>62587568That account is run by the DNC.
>>62587577>>62587578>Fuck off you hypersexualized loser>generate a Klarna-chan>the duality of man
I have finally broke even on sneedbius lol
Just bought SOXL on margin. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Can chips and memory finally just pump for months on end like they did in April and May?>>62587577Damn youre seething real hard about this attention Ms. Klarna is getting.....are you perchance a woman!?!?!?!? Withbthat level of seethe you're probably a woman in her geriatric period (30 and over)
>>62587584is it wrong?
nebiusGODS
>borrow money from klarna for 35.999999% APR>invest it in KLAR>projected to go to $50 (2x)>literally free money glitch>this is not financial adviceWhy didn't you print free money at the free money printer in 2026, anon?
>>62587584I don't think that refutes his question.
My little space exploration company is fucking mooning boss.
>>62587589why didnt you buy when it was down a few days ago man
>>62587592If Bidens administration hadnt been so catastrophically bad America might be pissed, but the frog, she is boiled monsieur.
>>62587592Am I?
>>62587575yea but its definitely not as cheap as msft was, probably going to DCA at around 285 if it reaches that point.my portfolio isnt up that much YTD so don't trust me on this desu
I'm bored. Someone suggest a penny ticker. I mean a real penny stock, mind you. I'm talking valuation under a dollar. And I'll buy 10 dollars worth. (No AMFN please. I already made $20 on that and it's dead to me now.)
>>62587568Why’re americans okay with being led by a fraud lol.Bush was so much better than this
>>62587594>>62587588feels good. now heres the real question. so the leopold aschenbrenner bullshit is out of the way, and the earning report was a monster report. but the real question is, will this finally stop an end to the random -10% days?
>>62587605Because he gone in two years dude.
>>62587605(You)
>>62587604INTC
>>62587606Ask CRWV shareholders those fags keep fumbling and dragging us down
>>62587605Believe it or not we don’t really have a say in it
>half portfolio goes up>other half drops to compensateanyone else suffer from this eternal curse?
>>62587605we are golems. We like it.
>>62587264COP
>>62587623that's normal if you fell for the diversification meme
>>62587605>believing the mullahs propagandaWay to be Iran's useful idiot, faggot.
>>62587604>I'm bored. Someone suggest a penny ticker. I mean a real penny stock, mind you. I'm talking valuation under a dollar. And I'll buy 10 dollars worth.>(No AMFN please. I already made $20 on that and it's dead to me now.)
>>62587623Beta as fuck.
anyone else feel like they miss out on Coreweave and nebulis...fuck
my first rally guise!!!! elon is taking us to mars!!!1
>>62587606Not until every last overleveraged gook is liquidated
>>62587640You can still gamble on Cisco.
>>62587631>Nippledicks pornNow this is podracing!
INTC at 102 instead of going sub 100 again
>>62587640I got a piece of dat honestly I regret not just copying leopolds whole port after that huge dip to collapse him. I was such an idiot
If you're one of those guys who's afraid they're going to miss out on these sweet space stock gains, there's still time to get in, she's not done pumping boss.
>>62587653I know for a fact that you know that they're pumping it to bail when the share lockup ends baggler. You'd better be careful, and remember there aren't any hands, especially for a ticker with no prospect of ever making money doing anything.
>>62587604theres a penny stock general every now and then, found a gem or two there but most are shit
>>62587640Don't worry Coreweave will crash again. As someone who bought Coreweave at 170 and then tried cathing the knife at 150. I know that shit will never go past 130. Thankfully I've made my money back by buying that shit during every crash at 80-90 and selling when the big pumps happen.
>>62587657>inb4 Space X opens an asteroid mine and brings home Trillions of pounds of Gold crashing the price of the stupid metal to levels not seen since Pre-Nine-Eleven boss.
>>62587657Maybe you should pull up some goyim search results for something like "when come I sell SpaceX stocks cuh"? You're usually so good at research, sad to see you slacking tranimeposter.
>>62587653Top signal
>>62587589>Just bought the top award
Gonna take a bubble bath while i wait for xbi to go back up
>>62587513Klarna is the best since it allows Merisharts to pay for their groceries with credits.
>>62587665The amount of money it would take to alter the course of an average small asteroid's velocity by 1m/sec in fuel would at current SpaceX reusable rocket rates would exceed the GDP of the united states for several years.You are not mining asteroids.Though I admit, it is good FUD for pmg creaturas thinking they can rug their own nation and get rich doing it.
mu stuck at 930, can we short to 880 yet or is it gonna break? barron you here?
>>62587671>go back upThis nigga bought ATH
You guys did buy the SpaceX bottom, right?
>>62587665this isnt happening anytime soon, TSLA going to 5k because of robotics dominance is more likely to happen (and a prerequisite for your asteroid mining) just listen to cathy wood and all in TSLA is what all elon cultists should do instead of getting scammed by space sex
>>62587677>pic relwhy is ((she)) so ugly?
>>62587677You don't take the whole asteroid, you send nano-bots to take small pieces at a time. Also, we have already proven we can change the trajectory of an asteroid during the DART test boss.
>>62587687not yet
>>62587677How about mining in the Moon?
>>62587687I literally sold the bottom for a $2k loss.
>>62587690Heh, You almost had me, good thing I don't listen to dogs boss.
Why aren't miners ripping? Does Warsh speak today or something?
>>62587701If you take all the Helium out of the moon, it will fall to the earth though.
>>62587578I couldn't decide on the details for a while but here she is.
>>62587708You make a good point.
>>62587708kek
>>62587708you're like the "mad scientist" everyone ignores until its too late
moving averages are like horoscopes for guys
>>62587599>"how come you missed the exact bottom"Anon rly?
>>62587719you didn't have to be exact I was hodling that shit at the bottom for weeks dawg! Don't tell me you're scared of a little red?
Within touching distance of no longer being a sneeddisk and micron baggieIf (WHEN!) it gets to a reasonable profit I'll not be a stupid baggot and put in a stop loss
despite all the gains from today my smci position is still down 2% lol
>>62587722>SOXL on marginYeah I'm scared of a little red.
>>62587710She cute. She better perform good in next weeks earnings call. Or else I’ll punish her…
>>62587694The roids orbit needs to be perfect to have any chance of success, you have to divert it at the very tippy top of its orbit when velocity is slowest, and again, it is absurdly, unbelievably expensive. The problem extends to bots too.Heavy metal ore is heavy. And also, you are assuming all of that ore will be equally distributed, and not that the heavy goodies have sunk to the core of the proto planetoid, which is theoretical.You are not mining asteroids.>>62587701fusion has been just two weeks away since the 1930s, boss.turns out making suns is hard (impossible).
>>62587728Enormously jeetcoded post
>>62587687
>>62587657>especially for a ticker with no prospect of ever making money doing anything.lol
>>62587729>Heavy metal ore is heavy.>in spacetranime retard, youre ugly and stupid
>>62587730Should I have said ”well” instead?
>>62587710Swedish company so she ought to look Swedish, don't you think? In other words she's not nearly brown enough.
The AI Robot is trying to convince me not to short the AI stocks
>>62587741kek
Microsaaaaaaars
>>62587741just use AI to generate porn of bobina and post it here
>>62587640Yeah though only for one of those since I was considering it but ended up not doing it. Fuck me am all in and Id have made so much money. Am really considering just pulling all my investments out and simply timing an entry.
i still think chatgpt is the best slop generator. makes the best images. adjusts its tone to how I prefer to be spoken to. uses lots of emojis and says the n word to me now.
This AI shit is easy, you niggers can't possibly be so retarded that you can't make this shit on your own
>>62587746claude is poo for pictures unfortunately and when i ask it for investment advice its always wrong *and* condescending like a redditorits good at coding slop apps though
>>62587577uh oh melty
>>62587741>arguing with AI
>>62587347David here again, you should be thanking me, +3% since that post.
>>62587741Its right about not working backwards from a desired position The TA is funny it thinks its people
>>62587736Yes Mr. Retard.High mass. Heavy. You need a lot of fuel to move it, even in space.The margin on excess fuel is very low for most probes, and you need to make them bigger and bigger and bigger to actually move something other than the probe, making it more and more expensive. >On the beaches of Virginny, There's diamonds like debris, There's silver rivers flowin', Gold you pick right off a tree, With a nugget for my Winnie, And another one for me And all the rest'll go, To the Virginia CompanyGood luck.
data centres in the antarctic
>it's the just buy the SPCX dip for the 4000th time again
look at this faggot cunt robot
Sneedbis on the way to 30%
I'm Hertzin for a squirtzin. lets go HTZ sisters
I have diversified
>>62587768Lmao he got your ass
>>62587775I asked it if I should open a short at $224It said no and basically called me a stupid faggotThen the price has just dropped and dropped and dropped since I asked...
Reeee I really wish I was 100% cash in late June. Timing the bottom is so much easier when you aren't heavily invested.
if you bought U when I told you to like 2 weeks ago you'd have been up 50% now
>>62587779Definitely a trillion dollar industry there
>>62587768>"Here's the part I'd rather say plainly"This nigga ELI5'd you, and youre wanting us to soothe you?lol, lmao even
I am the diversity
>>62587779you should screenshot the chart and show it was wrong then threaten to kill the AI, it might hack your computer to stay alive
>>62587790kek im going to ask it to pass me up to Mr Altman
Pretty slow here today. Its usually smug mumus on days like this. Or have most of the semi and memory mumus been destroyed with the huge dumps. Imagine buying the pico top on those stocks lol
>>62587264when did software become a hedge for semis?
>>62587768>The machine can accurately identify a retard and calls him out with professionalism befitting a board meeting. >People call it shitIm starting to think you guys ain't all as smart as you let on.
>>62587801Always has been
>>62587652What was in his port anyways? Maybe I ahould copy it since knowing these types of companies they'll probably pump those stocks just to insult him even further
>>62587799>most of the semi and memory mumus been destroyed with the huge dumps>also the same time all the korean chinks went to heavenwere the majority of smiggers, koreans?
>>62587803how am I retarded? I said short it said dont and the price has since decreasedFrom this experiment I would make more money if I deleted Claude
>>62587741>>62587768i don't slop. what bot is this?
>>62587809>using 1 example and focused on single outcomesngmi
>>62587801Has been for a while. Every single ficking time my semis and memory pumped my tech holdings dumped. Vice versa. Made ot annoying to make money when one side of the portfolio ends up dragging me down. Wonder if I could flip between the two, but now that Ive stated it some algo probably read this post and will make semis, memory, and tech move together
>>62587808>>62587799we always get slow after a downturn and the super leveraged newbies blow up their accountsyou gotta pay the learning tax to trade long term
>>62587808Interesting theory. I know there's a site that tracks overall site traffic, wonder if there's one that tracks this specific generals traffic and from where it comes. Would be interesting to see the majority of poster and lurker locations.
MUbros, is our struggle finally over?
Ay,yo, imma go rent a car at hertz. Finna gettin me a nice compact, straight from the airport n shit.
>>62587829Here's the part I'd rather say plainly...
Rate my portfolio, frensMy five largest positions are:44% AMD15% NKR.OL15% GAW12% BYD12% Xiaomi
so its another semis up, software down day? tomorrow going to be the reverse I guess. its all so tiresome ngl
>>62587816so I have a 100% win rate against the computer? I just gave it the change to rematch me and its too much of a coward to make a pick
>>62587830>compact>niceyou wouldn't catch me dead in a compact, those are poor people and single mother cars.
>>62587799I bought chips near the top and deployed my dry powder way too early, so I'm still down bigly, but as I wrote the whole time, I'm not leveraged, so I'm willing to ride it down to 0 until I see a reason good enough for me to sell. I'm still convinced we'll see a recovery and ATH's within a year. Still, there's no point for me to sell now either way as the damage was already done. I expected some correction, but not as much as this.
>>62587278pull yourself together, remember the good times we had, remember the good things about me, and maybe we'll meet in japan later in the year babe. that place seems to make you a lot happier.
Do you know about the HALO trade?Heavy Assets Low Obsolescence HALOIt's become basically the counter AI trade. HALO companies are companies with high capital costs, and heavy assets. And big moats. Like a manufacturing company, like Ford or some shit, or Walmart. It's had a low correlation with the AI trade. There's some new HALO etfs, but they have like 70 bps fees or some shit.I'll show you a HALO ETF with dirt cheap fees.SCHD. It's not a perfect HALO tracker but it's like 90% there. And for only 6 bps fee. And it's value companies, and as long as the AI is momentum, it'll be negatively correlated with AI during most markets. The HALO trade is attractive as well because of the high capital costs and physical infrastructure needed to operating these companies is not something AI can make obsolete.The top 10 holdings in SCHD:Abbott Laboratories (ABT) – 4.66%Amgen Inc. (AMGN) – 4.41%Merck & Co., Inc. (MRK) – 4.35%The Coca-Cola Company (KO) – 4.32%UnitedHealth Group Incorporated (UNH) – 4.30%The Home Depot, Inc. (HD) – 4.10%The Procter & Gamble Company (PG) – 3.95%Chevron Corporation (CVX) – 3.90%Verizon Communications Inc. (VZ) – 3.80%PepsiCo, Inc. (PEP) – 3.78%
>>62587838Nice anon. Congrats on the win.At home I play a little game with myself called Fart Into My Hands And Smell It. I win every time
Uhhh what stopping the GCC from creating underground pipelines immune to drones just like Iran factories?Thus rendering the strait kind of useless. Oman,KSA and Yemen have the most to gain from this.
>>62587850Fucking kekThat retard argued with a robot, let it convince him, and is mad he didn't listen to himself.Hey other anon, stop being a retards and falling into the AI psychosis hole. Just don't use it if you're that easy to convince, you dipshit.
>he keeps doubling downHow does it feel to be more retarded than an actual wikipedia scraper
>>62587854Nothing other than this process taking 5 years minimum and costing a shitload of money
>>62587844So why shouldn't I buy these companies directly instead of through an ETF? I already own KO and CVX.
>>62587854maintenance niggajesus some of you need chatgpt to breathe i swear oml
ai just reassured me about my trade :]
>>62587855learn to read faggot. I did short and I did win. I didnt let the robot convince me of shit>>62587856again, I was right the robot was wrong so I am more intelligent than all of AI
>>62587858I mean they're gonna have to do it. It gonna be expensive but it gonna keep their economy safeguarded if the strait is used as a bargaining chip once more.
glad i fomo'd back into spcx last week
>>62587729You're wrong, we are mining asteroids. Also heavy metal ore isn't heavy when it's on an asteroid because the asteroid doesn't have as much gravity as Earth. We just need to reduce the velocity of the asteroid so that it can slowly fall towards the sun and then we swoop in and catch it before it can crash into the sun boss.
>>62587866It's going to go back down lolthe selling is just getting started. You have until December when peak selling hits.
I run that overthinking's faggot portfolio through AI to concentrate it into 10 tickersIt beats SPY and QQQ so it has at least something going for itdepending on timeframe it beats/underperforms FNGSit does not beat SOXX
>>62587864Whats to stop the mullahs from just bombing the guys trying to build it boss?
So what's your answer?It seems like there's zero chance of the monkey nuking Poland. Even less so than another Taiwan Strait Crisis,
>>62587872Damn I haven’t played max payne in forever. Added to my backlog thanks nigga
>>62587868what if we nuke the asteroids
rate my ´folio >SPCX 99%>cash 1%
>>62587862You have the brain of a ladybug but you're twice as cute :)Before you start coming at me like that was an insult, ask AI about ladybugs to make sure you got all your facts straight.
>>62587859Because you're investing in the thesis not individual companies, and an ETF should move with the thesis, and individual companies can move for a lot of reasons that have nothing to do with the thesis.
>>6258788099/100Too much cash.
>>62587878That sounds like a good way to waste a nuke, if we had nukes we should be using them for other things, like bullying the countries who don't have them into doing whatever we want boss.
>>62587880to the moon out of 10
Update: NVDA has blown up right through my short entryThe robot was right after all so im gonna lie to it and say i already closed for a profit
>>62587888i know what you are saying right now
>>62587890>Actually, checking the prices it seems you would have lost money, are you telling the truth?
>>62587890
>>62587872With SOXX, you have extreme over concentration risk. Theoretically, if it looks like semi earnings are slowing down, you won't be able to get out, and SOXX could go for an 80% drawdown.
Weekly EIA watch compressed. * Commercial crude jumped 17.4m barrels, but this was largely explained by imports surging 1.14m b/d while exports fell 627k b/d. Not as bearish as the headline suggests.* SPR fell another 6.1m barrels. This is the strongest crude stress signal and shows the strategic buffer is still being used aggressively.* Refineries remain near maximum: 17.18m b/d crude runs and 96.2% utilisation. Gulf Coast is at 97.9%, Midwest 98.6%. Very little spare refining capacity.* Gasoline inventories fell 1.0m barrels and remain around 6% below the five-year average. Underlying production actually increased after removing the gasoline adjustment. Supportive for gasoline cracks.* Distillate production increased to 5.28m b/d, yet inventories barely moved and remain roughly 12% below normal. Strong evidence that high refinery output still isn’t rebuilding diesel stocks. Supportive for diesel/HO cracks.* Jet inventories fell sharply by 1.7m barrels while demand jumped. Four-week demand remains 3.8% above last year. Strong product-market flare.* US petroleum-product exports surged to 8.67m b/d. America is increasingly supplying overseas markets while its own gasoline and diesel inventories remain tight.* Domestic demand isn’t booming. Four-week total product supplied is 2.1% below last year. Tightness is primarily a global supply/export story.Conclusion: Ignore much of the huge crude build; tanker timing explains it. The important picture is SPR depletion, near-max refineries, exceptionally low diesel stocks, falling gasoline/jet inventories and enormous product exports. If Hormuz disruption persists, the US refining system is working extremely hard as the global shock absorber. Bullish refiners and particularly supportive for diesel/jet cracks.
>>62587876I'm already invested my smigga. Though not in eastern Poland, just handpicked gamedev stocks. Might find some index ETF in the future and put some cash into that, if those even exist for their market.
