NOOO WHAT THEY ARE BAKING THE CAT HE IS NOT A LOAF!!!!!!! edition Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Featured stock of the threadNYSE:UBER >Previous>>62600044
Bessent needs to be put in a home (one with no young male carers ideally)
>>62601011The idiotic feline stands as he is being prepped for the oven, an allegory to the investor unaware of his immediate financial demise.
>JP10YOmae wa mou shindeiru.
NLST CHADS Rise up! Who's ready for yet another double digit day today? I know i am.Time to pay up Micron, i want a new winter cabin by the slopes
>>62601014we must save them
When's the next SMCI fraud case so it can crash and I can buy again?
>AI stocks
Micronbrothers… will we smash 1000 today?
So sick of the orange nigger DESU
Weekly reminder that there is no such thing as a "good" covered call ETF:https://testfol.io/dividend-portfolio-analyzer?s=bEx4IB7lXM8
>>62601016Looking back I only see you shilling it twice prior. Why should I trust you and not assume you're trying to sell me bags?
>missed the P runup
Let's see where my 200 shares of APP will head. Going to sell CC at $340 unless we have a big green day and I can sell it at a higher price.
Klarna is posting earnings tomorrow and I’m scared. Yet you people don’t seem to even care. Wtf is your problem?
>>62601013surely this is fine right
>>62601040klarna is a fail upwards kinda companywhen they realized a huge chunk of their "customers" weren't paying their debts they just found more "customers"
>>62601013Bessent was dangerous three decades ago now he’s just another boring old jew
A Shit, a Piss and a 500 walk into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, this is a bar, we don't serve tacos here!"
>>62601047
My ALAB is doing a little premarket something
>>62601040I don't know you and I have nothing invested in klarna because it is one of those companies taking on a mountain of debt to capture market share for a theoretical monopoly in the future.
Spy sissies, how we feeling?
white person monday
>>62601054weathers good here in langley, hows it in london?
>>62601054Just checked what kind of Jewish fucking tricks are these
>>62601055prepare for HINDU HUMP DAY
lot of quiet SOXS baggies in here seething rn kek
Newfag here, why's SPY THE market index to follow instead of VOO or something?
>>62601058Bear rape.
>>62601061It's gambler paradise
>>62601061its big
>>62601060Those still exist?
>>62601062Bottom signal?>>62601064For you.
>>62601065they'll be out in full force when we get a single red 4h candle kek
>>62601043Sounds like they found a loophole. Feeling better now >>62601053Debt is decreasing though since Q3 2025?
>>62601059behenchod>>62601058>pre market fuckeryare you new here son
>>62601020MU Bounces off heavy resistance at $1,015 all the way back down to $850 then on to ATH.
VIX arbitrage? It seems the futures haven't caught on yet.
I bought a new tv and it's too bright when watching at night.
>>62601073They’ll have to take it back
>>62601073Turn down the brightness in settings.
>>62601070No im not new I just like posting things in these threads to tall about since you guys are the closest things I have to friends
I'm convinced that Trump will commit to a full scale invasion in I-ran, the only issue is when. What do you guys think? Sell in October right before midterms?
>>62601074I'm not trying to return it>>62601076I've messed around with the settings and can't find a happy medium. I don't even know about HDR10. My old tv was from 2010
>>62601081If he does the American people will rebel.
>>62601080now that’s sad why not take that shower
>>62601084You really think so? He came out and said the goal of this SMO is making sure the ragheads never get a nucular weapon. The mudslimes are also preparing for a larger conflict, they're convinced it's happening.
>micron at $1,003 PMof course I sold my largest MUU position last week at $26.09, every fuckin' time.
>>62601088No I don’t. I kinda chuckled while I wrote it. American people is a natural slave race. They won’t do shit. Also the performative counter-Jihad shit you’re doing is Jewish.
>BREAKING: President Trump confirms to Fox News’ @TreyYingst there is a backchannel with Iran Revolutionary Guard officials, says he’s in “no hurry” — and warns, “If Oman gets in the way, we’ll bomb the s--- out of them”how is one man coping so hard
I miss Biden
>>62601094Oman is like the oldest ally the US has in the middle-east, what is this cretin even saying?
>Translation | Reports Indicate Agreement To Extend The 60-Day Period Between Iran And The US @AlArabiya_Brkkek Arabs caused that spike
>>62601080I'm sorry. >>62601096you miss SPY dumping every day?
>futeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvw2cNQUuUc
I still support Trump.
BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP HAS COVERT GLORY HOLE BACK CHANNEL DIRECT FROM THE IRGC
thanks obama
>getting to gape a beautiful 46 year old Latina milf
FUCKING WHYWHY IS EVERYTHING GOING UPI WAS GOING TO SLURP THE HECKIN DIPWTF WTF WTFGO DOWN YOU FUCKS I WANT TO BUY THEE
>>62601013lmao called it. market is now ignoring fake data points (they're publishing bad numbers deliberately to convince people to buy bonds)
Anybody bullish on TMC?
>>62601118>Spy up .13What you looking at anon?
I am once again redeeming the GRRR sirrrs
Where to invest in the energy vertical of the datacenter buildup? I’m already exposed to semiconductors and space. What about the energy constraint?
>>62601128TMC, HGRAF & OKLO comprise the three best pre-revenue promise the earth moon and stars grifts on the market. Deep sea rare earth dredging is a retarded concept due to massive environmental impact for relatively little rare earths gained. But US is desperate enough for Rare Earth autarky that they will allow it and fund it despite being economically unviable lol.In short, they are all worth speculative punts but don't drink the coolaid and believe it for even one minute, they are financial vehicles with which to slurp now and offload onto a greater fool later.I will be slurping GRSD & GRRR instead and pray that everything else on my watchlist tanks randomly so I can slurp (IREN, MU, SNDK, NBIS, WDC, RDDT, SKHY, DAVE, ASTS, RKLB, ONDS, NFLX, UBER, META, SMCI, USAR, FCEL, OUST, AAOI)Enjoy the tickers smiggers :3
>>62601146FCEL & BE.RR or RYCEY for a real nuclear play.FSLR & VST.IREN & NBIS.
bought 300 mstr in premarket at 94.10
Was too busy this morning to realise that my Rolley is doing a lil sumthin again
>>62601146already priced in
Well it turns out the AI bubble is not popping Memory to the moonSoon no one will be able to afford a computer with more than 256mb of ram like in my high school days
>APP already back to the price I had to buy from my putThe sun will shine upon me this week.
why is everything crashing the last hour?
I don't give a fuck if all the soup and sauce comes out of a bag and all the burgers are frozen. Chili's is just way better than cheesecake factory while being much cheaper. The cheesecake is good but the food sucks. Same with olive garden desu their chicken Alfredo tastes much better than the garbage they serve at cheesecake factory. This pump is unsustainable, I will be shorting.
>>62601161I'll be using my gains to buy new parts, an aristocrat in a world of peasants
HGRAFhttps://finance.yahoo.com/small-business/articles/hydrograph-hold-special-meeting-shareholders-120000037.html
>>62601161High school in 2024, eh?
>>62601163Smart money gets to trade pre-market, pump it up to entice baggies to ape in at dizzying ATH then pull the rug on open.
What was that sus Spike
>>62601084that will probably involve stairs or even slight physical exertion, he's fine.
>Private credit under strain as troubled loans swell ft.com/content/67acde… via @FTplaybook today: down and then Trump announces a MoU out of his ass onesidedly, because he doesn't want to attack yet
>>62601177I can trade in pre market and after market, you must be on a broker for poors.
>>62601180Or the market just goes straight to pump because it expects what I just said
aaaaaaah
EOG warlock checking in this morning
>>62601147Based slurper. Yeah deep sea mining does sound retarded, but I'm retarded too so who knows?
Frogs are cringe, post horses.
any good ETFs (3x leveraged) to ape into at a good entry point or should i go back to sleep?
>>62601094is this real?i thought oman was a US ally
>>62601197PLEASE BUY BITCOIN PLEASE BUY BITCOIN PLEASE BUY BITCOIN
>>62601198yes it is real trump has no idea what the fuck he is doing, he is also threatening to not endorse Netanyahu in his next election if he doesn't stop bombing Gaza as if his endorsement isn't worth less then dogshit https://x.com/Osint613/status/2089328227139412203
>>62601198The US has only one "ally" and that is Israel
>>62601194
crab day incoming
>>62601197MU
VGLT 52 week low lmao. US treasuries are dogshit
not sure if it's just me (suspended on two accounts) or X now really wants your mobile phone number or you to use the app
Should I wait until after NVDA earnings to buy?
>>62601227No, it's going to da moon
Any TDIV smiggers?
How did the volatility index even jump over the weekend and the market go up, what kind of bullshit fakemarket have they created
>>62601238Must be a little demand for volatility out there
I met a woman that loves and wants me to commit to her. She checks all my boxes but a few, and she’s a brown Latina and I want some white kids. Sometimes I feel like God is trolling me. Anyway, I intend to buy more RAM today
Is it ever too early to eat grilled cheeses sammiches and tomato soup?
>>62601226Might be the case. I noticed that there's a lot of scummy shit like that happening. For example Microsoft will crash my PC when an update is pending for too long so it can force install it on an after-error startup. Doesn't happen on any other occasion. Schizo shit.
>>62601255That’s just Indian product shitting the bed
>>62601235Wish I was but my divvy yield would be pathetic with the early 6 figures I have.>>62601253I've seen latinas shit out perfectly white kids like they're surrogates. Of course it's probably not gonna happen in your case and she's gonna shit out a perfectly latino kid with no white features.
>>62601254Wat cheese you use
>>62601253Which of the 6 is she? Maybe you can bleach her if you are white enough financially speaking.
anybody buying berkshire today?
>>62601270I did Friday. -6% week seems like a slurp.
>Senior Iranian Official Says Iran Has Decided To Shift Its Policy From Defensive To A 'Fully Offensive' One; Pressuring U.S. Or Relying On Mediators To Reach A Lasting Peace Is Not Realistic; Iran Has Set A Deadline Of A Few Weeks For Full Implementation Of MOU By U.S.; All Iranian Entities Will Be Prepared To Escalate Tensions In Hormuz Strait And The Region If Diplomacy Fails; The Timeframe Set By Iran Will Be Conveyed To U.S., Regional Countries Via MediatorsThey definitely time these news drops with the US market open, right?
>>62601274Yeah they are trying to inflict as much economic disruption as possible for leverage, those kooky Iranians, what are they like! :3
>>62601274>stocktwits is the fucking true battlegroundwhat a gay timeline
>>62601274JUST A FEW WEEKS AWAYJUST TWO MORE OF THEMJUST TWO MORE WEEKS
>>62601272I put an order at 498 for today, lets see if it goes thorough
New Reckless Ben.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uojiqmis_Oo
>>62601265I used sharp cheddar
>>62601288What do I care
>>62601263>>62601267She’s mestiza. The only thing really indigenous about her is her skin tone and round Andes head shape. But the rest are pretty much white features, she has a very cute little button nose and deep set eyes.I’m not even a hardcore race autist (I am polite racist tho), if she were at least like 90% white, some old stock Spanish criollo family I would go for it. Who cares if my kids are 5% injun of whatever. But ours would most definitely look like a lighter skin mestizo or Castizo best case scenario. Plus I’m a 29 year oldtroon who basically wants kids now, she’s 24 and wants to wait till 30… or when she’s 27 *if* she found the right guy she told me
i need a new 28tb exhdd to shuck bros. they're unaffordable. i might have to delete a bunch of 4k remux ;_;
I can't believe that we get to see the stock market open again today. I am so excited boss.
Where's the fire and fury?Or is a slow 50 year blockade the best the POTUS can offer the stock market?Lockheed and Martin are both waiting for some real troops on the ground and constant air strikes.
Is it too late to buy gold?
>>62601303>Where's the fire and fury?Didn't you see the report that we're out of missiles boss?
>>62601300Literally just Garbo earnings for today damn. At least we have some interesting reports tomorrow.
>>62601305I'd wait for it to touch the 4k-3.6k range again
>>62601302Now that the god emperor has 77 million loyal voters and claude, he can send them into battle and airstrike the ground in front of them using AI so they're safely covered and mop up the remaining Iranian civilians. After all he did promise the death of a civilization.There are only 92 million people in Iran. Trump voters are like 77 million, so trump has a fair fight on the ground especially when they're accurately covered by artillery so you can hit really close to your own troops.Imagine the SpaceX pump if the POTUS starts enjoying the war, SpaceX rents computers to Claude.
Who the fuck unironically read zacks and motley fool?
>>62601296imagine typing all this shit out. baka
>>62601318Boomers, so approx 80% of the wealth young man!
>>62601306Production is accelerating, the Beauty of capitalism is when you can solve any shortage with greed and accelerated production.Socialism usually can't.
>>62601317We can't send in the people who voted for Trump, we need to reward the Trump voters by letting them enjoy watching the war live on TV, while all the people who didn't vote Trump go be the boots on the ground boss.
>>62601320I’m at the office with nothing to do and the market hasn’t opened yet so I’m bored. This is where I come for bro talk
how much lower will the SPR get this week?
I can't believe I missed out on Keysight by the way. Had no idea they're publically traded. I watched a guy shill it on YouTube as early as 2023 and didn't connect the dots. I'm such a goybrained baka real world dealer...
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62601329We are back. So back
>>62601321It kind of doesn't matter since boomers buy VTI with their 401k every month. >>62601274Iran is so damn stupid. You know why I know americans will win this war? Because those stupid iranians keep giving americans time. Iran would have won already had they not agreed to a ceasefire.You give someone with infinite money some time, and he will replenish his stockpiles.America had run out of missiles but now they are replenished due to republican maga policies and Judeo-Christian exceptionalism.
MUSISTERS!!!
>>62601329based
>>62601329Based
>>62601329Ebin
>>62601329gains?
>>62601292
>>62601323You'd be right if it was another country, soldiers are always being forced. Not a single Ukrainian Russian or Iranian has wanted to fight. But then again americans willingly sign up for the military, americans only have wars for fun, americans don't do it because they have to.
SELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELL
I hope you are all ready for the crab market
>>62601343You better be right this time because I just bought a pile of put options, and if it doesn't go down, I am going to be very upset boss.
SMIGGILY WIGGILY WOOTHE RUG PULLS FROM UNDER YOUI'm thinking I will get my slurping opportunity sooner rather than later :3
>>62601296Have you ever been in a relationship
>>62601032Oh ive shilled every once in a while. Last time was mid June. But at this point i don't care if you buy or not it's going up regardless since its OTC so there's no options shenanigans going on where MMs try to to force liquidations to rob people holding it back. Im mostly here to brag about bagging my first 100x. Looks the pooomp already has begun
>>62601253>be a mix of africans, asians (from the land bridge), austronisians (kon tiki was right), europeans, literally the most blended group of people in the world>be the most racist people alive and account for 9/10 spamming /pol/fags and 11/10 spamming revanchist /his/fagsThey certainly are an interesting bunch.
>>62601343Kek I wanted to post this one
>SKHineY
Ok who of you left the DRAM pumping machine running?
>>62601355I hate you so skmigging much tranime poster.
DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sneed disk is going to heaven
>>62601363its here. the big crash. its so over. just like the railroads.
Is MSFT fucked
SpaceX FUD status?
WHY ISNT SCHWAB LETTING ME BUY STOCKS
Hmm, so the market has decided fundamentals matter again for memory stocks
One, two, three, fourLemme hear you scream if you want some moreLike ahhh push it push itWatch me work itI’m perfect
>>62601300Why are all these Chinese companies listed. Are they on non Chinese exchanges?
Well looks like she just formed a bottom boss. Time for some call options.
>>62597357Yeah, it doesn't seem like it's happening.
>Micron University>Chevron XImage of the moon.
>>62601377New policy, no baggots allowed!
>>62601364diversity inclusion equity
>>62601369I have finally flipped back into the green on SNXX after six weeks and falling down over 60% after being up well over 100%, boughted heavy on the 4th and 5th to bring my average down to $18.17. feels good man.
>>62601397BasedYou're not selling right
PURR is up nicely. Thank you druck
>>62601377Oh shit same here. Something went wrong
>>62601265>>62601289Cheddar can be a breakfast cheese. I say go for it.Now I'm craving cheddar on sausage on a biscuit.
didn't you all hear?It's a crab market today baby!
I'm buying BBWI and you cant stop me. their candles are really nice and the stores are always full I dont know why Jews keep trying to short them :(
>>62601397I'm fucking angry my broker today sold a quarter of my DRAM calls, I was almost green on them
my spcx doin a lil sum
>>62601399Top signal, I'm out.
the straight is literally fucking closed and so is the Red Sea. How come we aren't MEGA DUMPING?!?!?!
>>62601405I've already indulged
>CAN YOU HEAR THE SONG OF CRABBING MEN
SOXL TO THE MOOOOOOOON
>>62601408>Crab market>Up 1% overall and SpaceX going verticalK. Is crab the bobo cope?
I'm losing a small amount of money
>DRAM above the 50d meme line
Sell Microsoft and buy sneed disk
MU SISTERS WERE PUSHING
>my portfolio is perfect and there's nothing I can do to improve itFeels Good Man
missed a good exit but up on the trade. gonna go get some food and hope for a 2nd leg while i'm out. cbrs up nicely reversing that earnings selloff. market looks healthy. still care about you babe and hope you have a good day at work.
>>62601398I'm probably going to start peeling lots off soon to secure profits, I cannot handle another $1,300/share drawdown... over the past six weeks i've lost days of sleep, 15 pounds and a good friend from the stress, no bueno.>>62601411how'd your brokerage manage to sell them for you without you initiating the order? that's lame, sorry to hear that anon!>>62601421just flipped green on SOXL today too, average is a beastly $152.16 because I ran out of powder to buy the dip the entire time SOXL was sub-$110
>>62601437$1,030 is the top I'm afraid hoMUsexual I will be slurping at $888 this Friday.
schwab scam again
>Trading functionality may be slow or unavailable
I think M1 brokerage is going through some kind of glitch because it says I'm down 9% today. Can't be right.
>>62601447>>62601448HOOD
Moving my Sneeddisk stop loss up againMan will I be mad when they get me and it pumps right after touching my stopper
>>62601447People meme on Robinhood but it just werks.
>>62601449Yeah its back now. Spooky moment. Imagine flipping almost 15% down in less than an hour.
I am financially very bored
>>62601407Soon he will feast
>>62601443I thought it was at 1083 and possibly 1050?
I’m about to pay the price for that box of Cookie Crisp. Stomach feelin sus
>>62601439same. feels good especially since they're shutting down retail trading for every online broker simultaneously today
>>62601442WAGMI soxl sis
>MU sitting 10% above max pain Why oh why do I have cash account turned on.
>>62601463I tried to warn you dawg, hope you got out in the green my smigga.I love MU, I am gay for MU but MU is going to have one last lil pullback before retesting ATH.
>LYTEi'm grabbing a bag
I FUCKING HATE METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Did you see that actress died, she was only 36 boss?
>>62601471I hear ya man, I hear ya
Think the worst part of me and MU is that I’m still down for it, god what a dumb gorilla nigga I am for buying it at over 1k
>>62601472been DCA'ing this since last week already up 10%
>>62601478She was sex
What’s the deal with CBRS
SNDKSneed it or feed it?
>KlarnaHoly fuck they didn't even give her a chance to explain herself on earnings, just dumping her like that? That's brutal.
>LULU to the moon>Nvidia and MU to the ground
How does this even happen? These people had decades to stack high 6 figure salaries. I would have just retired in Asia at that point.
>>62601495Dump pre earnings means pump post earnings
>>62601497A lot of them love to consume. Newest car, newest gadgets, restaurants, high class escorts.
>>62601488same situation as spcx, lockout ended, people thought it would sell off, it didn't
Fuel Oil/Diesel does not care about the manipulation of oil
Full.Port.Into.Bonds
Ben Felix says investing has been solved so what else are you supposed to do in your spare time?You're not supposed to trade or look at your portfolio at all. You just invest your 401k in total market index funds.
>>62601501Yep. They all want to live like Patrick Bateman, and don't even consider that one day the music might stop.
>>62601485Too soon boss.
>>62601496Think he’s still up on lulu iirc he got it at 100-ish, but man I would never invest in some fashion brand much less women’s only fashion
>>62601505Maybe he should stop making videos about solved science then
why is klarna such a piece of shit?-7% in one day?it keeps dumping just when i reach break even
>>62601481looks like my broker doesn't allow me to trade itbought LAZR instead
>>62601497I’m so fearful of shit going wrong that I keep my stonks up and ensure cash is enough to last me 6 months minimum, would only go full boomer divvie port if it paid as much as my job
>>62601513PHOX is a similar theme if you want to try still
>>62601497Loans, consooming, vacationing, likely has two cars one for himself and one for wifey that he replaces often, always buying the new iPhone, funding his kid's college, etc.
>>62601512>i'm betting on the people financing a slice of Costco pizza
>>62601516sametried a few others too only LAZR and FOTO are available
How come you Americans care about klarna? Rarely if ever see European yet alone Scandinavian stocks mentioned here
>>62601332>but now they are replenishedanon its all DEI driven production which replaced off-shoring to chyna. There are no missiles or ammo, or even a wunderwaffe, its all vapor.
>>62601497>How does this even happen? These people had decades to stack high 6 figure salaries. I would have just retired in Asia at that point.You do realize that people don't want to just be worthless consumers right? I'd go crazy not having a job to do that makes someone's day better. The idea that if I had like 8 or 9 figures so my next move could be moving to some SEAmonkey country to play Switch 2 and basically rot in a condo while I waited for death is 100x more depressing than driving a school bus.
>>62601522huh. at least you're saving on fees I guess. who is your female broker?
>>62601525Not everyone has a savior complex.
>>62601353No. Only a couple of flings. But i want one. What are you insinuating with this question?
can't stop WON'T STOP gambling on minorsGDXU
>>62601523>How come you Americans care about klarna?>he doesn't know Americans are poor and must buy cheeseburgers on installment plansShit is grim here anon. Klarna is like our entire social safety net now.
While this is probably just pennies for all of you, but I finally reached a milestone today. For the first time ever I have managed to accumulate 10 000 euros in profit within a single calendar year.For me at least this is a massive step and hopefully things will only improve from here on out.
>>62601525>needs to do meaningless work to be happyThe jews did a number on you, my condolences
>>62601526moomooLAZR seems to have more global and AI exposure so i like it
>>62601497>coworker has been at the job twice as long as you (12 years)>20k savings>30k stocks>no 401k at all (company has 6% match)Some folks don't particularly care about saving I guess.
CAPRcatalyst will be Aug22. Make it or break it.
>the microsaar pump is dumping
>>62601523The US is Klarna's biggest market. I own some Euro stocks like Maersk, but there isn't much to meme about it since I just hodl it and collect muh divvies.
Chevrussy back above 200. Something about this market doesn't line up.
>RDDT already dumpingwtf enbies I thought the sh*t and piss inclusion would save us FUCK
someone shill me something
>>62601544RDDT
it's never been more over
>>62601538based biogambler>>62601543RDDT is a deep state play. I don't hold any but it's not going anywhere.
>>62601523Because Klarna has 0% APR deals with so many fuckin companies. Even the new Apple financing is being serviced by them. I have 0 idea how they're actually supposed to make money with these deals though, since anyone paying on time is making them lose money and anyone not paying on time is also losing them money since you're not allowed to hire a bunch of inbred Italians to break people's knees if they don't pay up.>>62601528>>62601535You're the kind of people that G*d strikes down a day before retirement because you become bad people without purpose.
>>62601355Racial dynamics are really weird among Hispanics. On one hand she’s a typical libshit that bemoans the colonization of the Spanish because they mistreated African slaves and raped indigenous women (despite being part Spanish herself), and got angry at me one time For simply asking about a racial stereotypes of Hispanics. But on the other hand she’s racist herself and openly bragged to me about not having strong indigenous features and admitted to getting scared on the bus when she rides and a black man is on there with her. She also will jokingly say “nigga”.
>>62601545Insiders keep dumping millions of shares as soon as they can, not a good look fellow ledditor.
JUST FUCKIN CRASH YOU BITCH
>>62601523Klarna exists here as well, but the concept of buy now pay later is widely ridiculed as something for stupid people.
KEVIN PLEASEGIVE US GUIDANCEAAAAHHH
>>62601549The goal is to capture the market, get a de facto monopoly, then jack up prices to profit.
oof all my plays down 2% todaynot a good day for me bwos
Man I wish I had more money in 2020 when I got into investing. Probably the greatest opportunity to make money that will ever occur in our lifetimes.
just FOMOed into minors
Are we slurpin' GOOGL at 330?
An Axios headline would be nice right now
>sneedisk +9.12%ids habbening again fuggg :DDD
>>62601525How'd he do the lights on the ceiling with the clouds? I want to do that for my daughters room
>>62601512>hurrr why do companies financing the american consumer who is fucking broke go down>>62601520ayy lmao
what do i buy bwos
>>62601570Looks like LED tubes running through cotton coverings boss.
>>62601565he already posted like 2 times today already, he's out of ammo, like the US.
>>62601562I sold my apple and Tesla early 2020…
>>62601575I could never bring myself to care about troons one way or the other. They occupy such a large amount of internet discourse (pro or against) its so weird.
I fuckin love SNDK. This shit is so volatile, it's practically guaranteed to go up eventually. Just gotta avoid buying at the top. Went in this morning at open and up 300-ish bucks so far.
>>62601580>it's practically guaranteed to go up eventuallycareful with this kind of logic, your hubris will be your downfall
Reminder to accumulate uranium long-term
ew another tripfag, giving me the ICK
Where is that tranny that was shilling SOXS? Has he roped yet?
Shit's so boring, I'm about to drink a bunch of alcohol to make things interesting boss.
>>62601590I just post here very rarely to see what others are investing in. I'll probably vanish again for another month
>>62601594PLNT but ill probably sell it soon
sold for $589 profit
>>62601594unless you're doing something funny or interesting that requires future identification there is 0 reason for you to use a secure tripcode and suck all those penisesthis isn't reddit (ticker: RDDT)
We're back to the good old days of memory pumps
>>62601563Half-ported into long-dated SOXL calls Friday just in case it was a down day today, +25%, really regretting not full-porting into it.
applovin bwos why are we crabbing
>>62601587what's a good uranium stock
>Memory pumping to ATH againKek I knew it. You guys spent all summer saying the bubble popped.
>>62601604APP and RDDT eating shitMETA also eating shitmust be advertising maybe market is reacting to last week's retail numbers
What yield slop are you looking at currently? I’m adding more HESM.
Did u thank this man yet?
>MU closing on 1030I’m scared bros
I have never made this much money in my life.Thanks to Elon and silver.
>>62601478>Save the Cheerleader, Save the WorldWell we're doomed then.
>>62601618you can buy some burgers with those gains
>it’s a sell everything to buy semis market again
>>62601618I would start ro get ready to sell pissX anon, its gonna pump to heaven and on the 20th it will either dump to hell or get another gigapump
>>62601529If you've never dated a woman and she's cool and down for it and younger I say just go for it dude. Having a gf is awesome. You don't have to decide to knock this girl up right now. Mexican women tend to be good moms and my bro has a latina baby momma and their kid is white looking. Obviously no blue eyes or anything but still. I get it tho man.
>>62601611The bubble has popped at least five times since 2024
>>62601599I'll show my chart in a few years so I can either be worshiped or mocked.Anyway uranium is the name of the game. Look at the spot price over 10 yearshttps://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/uraniumData centers are going to be relying on nuclear and sooner or later the USA will have to stop relying on Kazakhstan so much.>>62601607I suggest UUUU and DNN. DNN should be doing some interesting things mid 2028. I'm doing the wheel stategy on a portion of my UUUU shares. Using the premium to buy more shares. Holding most of my DNN with a few long-term covered calls. You will be holding these bags for a while. Uranium has some volatility, just remember to average down when you get those big dips. This is a long-term investment.I also have a splash of UURAFI don't have any uranium etfs but I'll accumulate some at the end of the year.
TRUMP CONSIDERING FULL SMIG BAN
>>62601630mhmm
>>62601633>URAFBrings back some /v/ memories.
dogshit
You can join me in SOXL, lurkers. Close your SOXS position and join us making GAINZ
babe not only is schd down on an up day for me and the nasdaq, but i made more money pressing 2 buttons than you will all day at work... that's crazy to think about
>>62601633I'm up 13.5% on NLR.Get in kid
>>62601633Thanks for the starting point, uranium brotha I'll look into this
>>62601642I would but I'm already maxxed out on GDXU
>>62601622i know, but it is good money in my country. I am not an american unfortunately.>>62601624I plan to hold it until 200. I don't have any solid reason or analysis though, just feelings.
>>62601637whos holding the document
>SNDK just straight up to ATH againfucking most retarded shit ever, it's up like 90% in 2 weeks? actually fuck off lmao
can SPY do the needful
>sndk literally doing 10% a dayHoly shit dudeI was sure this was gonna dump on mondaySo you're saying I bought too early, got raped for a month when I shoulda been on an Atlantic beach pretending to be a college kid so I could hit on 30yo women pretending to be "just out of college", instead I was awake at 2 AM drinking 5 dollar 2 liter bottles of white wine while applying to jobs that keep ghosting me after telling me how much they wanna hire me no matter how many follow up "I'm really interested ijn teh jewb!" emails I send.And then the answer was literally just to keep dcaing until my average was near the lows? Fuckin shit dude.
>>62601651He is.
>>62601657still got a long ways to go before breaking ATHs, it was $2,300+ in June
QQQ going for escape velocity
>>62601659Memory was always a long term play. We have been telling you the fundamentals haven't changed. It is bound to go up before it actually crashes. And no, what happened over the past months was not a crash unless you're 3x leverage or something retarded.
WHERE ARE THE DIPSI NEED TO SLURP
>>62601662yeah i'm saying it's just going straight back to ath, usually things pull back along the way not whatever this fucking retarded shit is, literally 2 weeks ago everything was over and no peace deal was even reached which started this whole pump off, fuck this dogshit
5 figure up day. i don't want to make any trades tho, i hate buying when it's just grinding up, i get so paranoid that they'll just turn on the pain button as soon as i do, for example the 2nd leg up on mstr started the second i sold
>>62601666Keep waiting for dip and you'll get chipped.
What a great day
>>62601659Yeah turns out you should just hold and ignore faggot bobo spammers on /smg/. Who woulda thunk it.
>>62601549>G*dWhy are jews afraid to say God? God isn't his *actual* name, you know.
>MU went straight through 1030Oh my
>>62601666went to the dentist after using dip for 10 years. it wasn't pretty. they cleaned me up good though
>>62601665I didn't sell but if I had bought at the lows I would be up a fatty blunt amount. I literally had this whole plan to DCA a little every day for a month and instead dumped a lot in on the 1st of july and got heemed for weeks kek.But I am also convinced that this will top out again in the next week, they want it to hit ATH for OPEX and then selloff. Like Micron's pre-opex pump in March.
bros............ i missed the once in a lifetime AI bubble.........
>>62601676You should become a snuff enjoyer (sniffing tobacco)
slurp grrr now or wait more?
>>62601657It is literally unironically only added 100 billion in mcap, 90% sounds a lot until you remember MSFT and Appl both added a trillion in mcap in like a week on those 30% moves. SNDK is literally small potatoes.
>>62601013Yeah this seems like one of those things that's a problem that is going to keep persisting until it impacts more things and becomes a bigger problem...The whole global economy can't be like Enron, right guys? Right?...
ughhhhhgerrrr rrhheheegrhyuuu guuhhh ggrrrrrrr rg
>>62601657i bought at 1378 before earnings, got pissed off when it dropped after earnings and sold at 1175, and now it's at 1810. i don't understand why it dropped in the first place and i'm pissed off again.
>>62601677I bought on ADR day and sold when it crashed to $156. I didn't fall for the bubble FUD, but I expected the Koreans to keep fucking up for a little bit longer and expected to buy back in. Unfortunately that was the bottom and now it seems on a trajectory back. Either way I'm holding now for 1 year minimum. Not even going to check the ticker this time around and just stick to my thesis. If I get heemed then so be it.
>sell sneedisk on tuesday>forget to buy back on friday>miss out today +20%fuck
>>62601646ty. I'll look into it>>62601647Also check out TUNGF. They are a tungstein miner but they found some silver a few months ago. Might be good to put a little splash of cash there too.Here is an article. https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/commodities/articles/american-tungsten-reports-125-feet-110000595.htmlStock is down from when I bought it though. Not sure why because they found silver after I bought lol.
SAAS IS RUGGING GUHHHHH!!!!NOW NOooo
>>62601709I will enjoy slurping this adobe dip soon
>>62601549>>62601560the fee they get is baked into the price the customer pays. the amount depends on the contract klarna has with the seller
>>62601706>TUNGFSeem to have diluted multiple times, wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole
>>62601532Hey, good on you Anon. Profit is profit! We all gotta start somewhere 9except those trust fund babies).
too much vixnot enough dixby which i mean penises
Why are european markets selling off so bad today every single european index is down
>>62601732Could it have something with the US selling euros?
>>62601354What's the deal longterm with the stock. It seems to be up just because it filed a patent action?
>>62601378>fundamentalswill semi demand be the same 10 years from now?
im "diversifying" my sneedisk and buying MU aswell, if it dumps you know who to blame
I am sensing a semi rug pull when Nvidia reports then a rotating back into SaaS (again)
HOSANNA!
>>62601742It's confirmed for at least 2 years. Who knows what will happen after. But personally I am seeing the squeeze everywhere in my daily life. Electronics from PCs to hard drives to monitors to SSDs to vidya are all spiking in prices with no signs of stopping.
Been spendin most our lives livin in a smiggas paradise
>>62601732If we have to wait for the news then we'll just have to wait
>>62601732Multiple Russian missiles struck Talmaza Moldova???? could this be why
>>62601749Blessed is he who comes in the name of /smg/Hosanna in the highest
>>62601765Henceforth and forevermore
OLLI bros wtf?? Big if true desu
TRIPSANDTHE MARKETDIPS
>>62601778anon it is already down why?
