Saturday Edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62618809
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Invest in brown liquids. KO, CVX, SBUX, KMB. Also looking for recs for this.
>>62621008V
I hate /smg/!
>no no they actually accepted the tariffs, we won USA USA USA
>What will markets do next week?>>picrel, last week's results>>link, next week's pollfag>>https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9lJqEgJhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR48KLE8I
>>62620484There was a weird pedophile namefag called Scoops that held SOXL/TQQQ/FNGU for years into like an 90% drawdown and he kept just buying more and never sold even when SOXL was like $7. He was down hundreds of thousands of dollars and just kept spamming it. He is definitely a giga millionaire now. I haven't seen him post here in a long time.
>>62621018USA is going to be a fucking province of Leafistan by the end of this, screencap thisLes États-Unis vont finir par devenir une putain de province du Leafistan, faites une capture d'écran.
>>62621027>Personally FUD'ingKlarna is getting too powerful. His bussy is quivering.
>>62620715
>>62621027>NOOOO YOU CANNOT USE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY TO BUY STUFF ONLY THE GOVERNMENT CAN DO THAT!!!!!!
>>62621018>>62621026I've never seen a leaf cope this hard before. Ell oh ell. Canada is economically dead.
>>62621037NIGGER WEDNESDAY
>>62621036He’s using Klarna to buy long dated bonds to manipulate the yield curve
>>62621040use Klarna to short the bonds with leverage then rebuy the bonds with the money you make from shorting themits 4d chess dude
is it a good look to spout angry gibberish rants calling the smartest people of the conservative voter base low iq losers?whats the game plan here after alienating your own support base? is he trying to lose midterms and implode the MAGA populist movement on purpose?
>>62621037>wens
>>62621047bruh he is talking about the cognitive tests again lmaoooooooodude is absolutely crashing out
>>62621053also how many times is he going to praise allah
>stay inside>get depressed that I'm not living life>go outside>get even more depressed when I see how lonely and isolated I am compared to other people>32 years old so it's too late to fix anythingMy only consolation is that it wasn't completely my fault that I turned out this way. Nature dealt me a bad hand and I played it badly.
>>62621047>praise be to allahKikes have him by the balls man....SAD
>>62621056cope, skill issue, etc
You can take on cheaper leverage with a credit card>apply for 2 year no APR credit card>max it out to buy your investments>use profits from investments to pay monthly payments>one year later>apply for another credit card>repeat>one more year later do a balance transfer on your 0 APR credit card to a new credit card. Pay 3% balance transfer fee to new credit card with 0 APR for 2 yearsBam. You're leveraging without interest compounding. You just, after two years, pay 3% interest on the BT fee. It doesn't even compound interestIt beats the fuck out of inflation. You can't beat that interest, even with a half down mortgage with locked rates from 2020
>>62620944same>>62621037>inb4 nvda crabs
>>62621056Get a hobby that gets you outside brother.
>>62621047>Marjorie Taylor BrownThis retard always cracks me up, have to admit
what did he mean by this?is this the dementia or could they use the actual military to do something about this, and what could that be?
>>62621055I can show you a tucker carlson interview where he says a ghost attacked him and scratched himthese people don't live in the real world boss. they just do shit because its funny like hire niggers to make their kids trans just so they can laugh about it. Zuckerberg is in court getting sued for a trillion dollars right now and he bought a castle this week ireland lmao
>>62621061this is your brain on /smg/
>>62621066See >>62621033
>>62621056if i had the wealth, then i believe y life could finally move forward. feels like a lot hinges on this and im being held back by not being wealthy.>>62621061hmm you gave me an interesting idea, thanks
>>62621068I'm already paying my bills with margin. that's nothing.
Does Canada even have the ability to lessen their dependence on US trade? Realistically what can they do thay doesn't hurt themselves more? I'm glad Trump is letting our vassals know their place.
>>62621047I'd still do her daughter, no matter if her name was green or brown, don't care.
>>62621072They've been trying to cozy up to the EU which was very noticeable last year.
>>62621068when I was a poorfag one time I donated plasma because I was close to a margin call on leveraged SOXL. if you are a poorfag debtmax kinda is the way out. if you lose 100% of nothing you don't lose anything
>>62621072Fucking how? Tech comes from here and here alone.
everybody short VIX for jackson hole + NVDALMAO couldn't be me
NKE and PEP are at generational bottoms
>Iran shut down a British power plant for four days in an unprecedented cyber attack, The Telegraph can disclose.>It is thought to be the first time that hackers affiliated to the Iranian regime have succeeded in closing down such a facility in the UK, and believed to be the most successful cyber attack of its kindSafe and secure
I bought bitcoin at $79,000
>>62621083>>62621083NKE pumped like 6% this week and I've seen way too many Jews shilling it and fudding it seems like a meme stock/trap. Dogshit company. Dogshit industry. going to go to $4 like underarmourPEP I shilled at 52 week low. you are late but its still okay.. personally already solid it and looking to rebuy under 140
>>62621084telegraph taking a week off blaming muh rusha for once I see
>>62621090I bought it at the bottom right at $50kalready up 20%
>>62621080how much did they pay you?
Canada should sell all their oil to EU. That's when the US invades, cause they are pirateniggersThey'd probably even lose.
Buying RAM calls monday morning and GGLL too
>>62621103it was like $300 for a ~45 minute visit during COVID for plasma. Margin was 0% interest. They don't pay shit nowadays I think dunno haven't done it since then.
It's weekend so we don't have to talk about stocks and /pol/ is a cesspool.Is it bullish or bearish (for my own psyche) to read face patterns and tag them to a close relationship, friend or family. Like sometimes I got scared from seeing an already dead relative at the street until I realize is just someone very (like a lot) similar, just in a 'younger form'.
>>62621111that's my presidentpic unrelated
>>62621092NKE is badly bruised but its not a memestock, i bought a bit, and some pep too, its not a trade its a generational hold
>>62621111Based schizo quad poster!There are only so many faces out there, sometimes they run out and use the same ones financially speaking.
>>62621116Ted Cruz literally blog posted this week about them making Satan shoes and how they worked with colin kaepernick and they are just a bunch of uppity niggers. its a meme stock dude. they will probably blow up some shorts and then go back to violently dumping because they are dogshit and no one cares about the NBA anymore
>>62621047That praise be to Allah come from fucking nowhere. My sides, I lost it.
>>62621107And how will Canada transport their crude to the EU?
>>62621118>the AI is really lazy with generating Asian faces>they all look the same to save memory for more American computebased
>>62621111>>62621118Oh shit, I even get a numba 1 QUAD!
>I was sleeping, what's the deal with the vaccine stock?
>>62621135We iz getting cancer vaccines now, then in the future we will get vaccines for the cancer caused by the cancer vaccines. The cancer vaccine trade is already over, we should seek to profit from a cancerless world instead. Invest in care homes, cancer was the only thing keeping these geriatric fucks from reaching 150 years old.
>>62621135Some skin cancer cure that will most likely give you an aneurysm or blood clot lol.
>>62621144KMB
Starting to think that the more I hear about a stock on social media, the worse the investment.
>>62621111Inflation trade continues until XI visit.
KLARMARINESATTAAAAACK!
>>626210610% APR only applies to purchases, not cash advances. You would have to do manufactured spending (ie, buy gift cards then resell them for cash) for this to work
>>62621144Kek this is a good one>Off topic Financially speaking this is a good one and relates to business and finance FUCK JANNIES FUCK NIGGERS!!!!!!!
>>62621158Yeah I thought this was the case too but didn't reply cause I wasn't sureThe real red pill is using credit cards to buy sweeps casino promos and washing them but you smiggers aren't ready for that one
>>62621122ted cruz is just as big of a faggot as colin crapernigg... who gives a fuck about fake choice politics... they arent going anywere and neither is pepsi
>>62621158you just gotta think outside of the box dude...personal loan for cash -> move the personal loan to 0% APR credit cardcredit card -> PayPal -> brokerthere is an investing app called Acorns that lets you pay for purchases with credit card and round up to the next dollar sent to an ETF of your choicethere are tons of ways to use credit cards in the stock market dude
>>62621158>>62621173you can buy gold bullion with a credit card or digital gold from fractional gold accounts with credit card and not have to pay the dealer fee. Just make sure they don't charge it as cash advance
>>62621168>Ted Cruz is a fagexactly. Ted Cruz was the bottom signal. the millisecond he shitposted was a buy signal because everyone hates him and thinks he is a faggot. the rally is fake and gay though the company is dogshit. Don't compare them to PEP. Doritos are 100x more valuable than niggerball shoesyou cant buy sneakers with EBT
>>62621173yeah, pay all your bills on credit as welland go balls to the wall with all your income into the market lol
>>62621173>>62621176Again, this is manufactured spending. It's not illegal but banks will shut you down if they catch you doing this. Just doesn't seem worth the risk imo in case they code the transaction as a cash advance
>>62621061>use profits from investments to pay monthly paymentsWhat if you instead lose money? What do you do then?
My stock market portfolio barely moved at all today. What's up with that? Also I did some snacking earlier now I feel like I ate glue. Financially speaking, is Red Zinger or Lemon Zinger the optimal investment strategy for cost effective smooth muscle soothing. Consider please that the Red Zinger is already open
>>62621194Pay it off your income or sell some of your positions.
>>62621047ALLAH
>>62621194>just don't pick up the phone>let them send you some strongly worded emails/letters>move somewhere else and just ignore everything
Green or red monday?
>>62621192They can't just code the transaqction as a cash advance. You don't get cash advance unless you set it up, and get a pin for your credit card. Just never apply for cash advance or request a pin. You have to use a pin with cash advance. So if your order needs a pin try another place.
>>62621192>manufactured spendingI am spending my money on an investable asset
>>626212001=1
>>62621023>I haven't seen him post here in a long time.undoubtedly an hero'd before the giga gains. rip o7
>>62621061Why bother with a credit card? You can incorporate and buy bullion or treasuries, then use it as collateral to trade a 500:1 leverage forex account, going long on USDJPY, collecting carry and then feed that back into collateralized bonds and then buy SOXL 0dte calls
>>62621194Then you don't pay the credit card off. It's an unsecured loan
the only ai slop i like that gets posted here is bobina and the crab brat. everyone else posting ai slop should kill themselves immediately
>>62621216>tranime pedo lecturing others
>>62621047>is it a good lookyou think he cares what people think? He is paid for he can only follow directions so no one cares what he says.
>>62621218bet you're one of the ppl that like those smigger abominations so your opinion is discarded. kindly kys
>>62621215You can still get sued and have your checks garnished/house and car taken etcOnly worth it if you are in a state where that's not allowed or you have nothing for them to take like crypto If your advance is like 5k they aren't gonna do shit though
Having Costco rotisserie chicken + some pickles as my dinner. A wagie brought this to me from Costco. Simple as.
>>62621173Iirc Robinhood accepts credit card, next 2020/2025 I may just get a few new credit cards with 0% APR 2 years and max it out. Easiest way to make it is by going all in at the bottom.>you can't time it!I've done it twice already.
>>62621240if they can circular finance you can too homie. don't let them fud you out of it. you don't have to live in the real world
>>62621240yeah, if there's a big correction 'm taking out like 3 more credit cards.I have 10 credit cards, and $120k in credit already lolCredit cards are so convenient. Being able to do everything with leverage is maximising. And the only interest I pay is flipping debt around on balance transfers. And I don't really pay that. Jus tthe amount I owe on a credit card inreases by 3% everytime I do one lol
My gains from SLS have eclipsed my HGRAF losses by 20-30k. Feels good. Hope HGRAF actually goes up at some point tho
>>62621027When will he finally just start bringing ECB members on stage to break them at the wheel?
>>62621252qrd on this shit?
>>62621216Based
How does /biz/ rate my plans for an investment portfolio?Im mainly planning to invest in product the avarage joe is consuming or dependant I.E cars grocery/fast food chains consumer electronics tobaco I worked a Tradie job and we almost always went to eat at aldis backery section to get some snack for lunch and almost everyone either smoked heavily or vaped so im planning on investing in greggs and suchCars are also an obvius thing everyone needs a car our entire infrastrucutre is based around it so not investing in the car market when its a guarented money sink makes no sense to meConsumer electronics everyone needsIt can be small stuff like mice and keyboards or a new tv or refrigeratorIm thinking of 20% cars 30% Consumer electronics 40% Grocerys and fastfood and 10% other stuff like pharmaceuticals and tobakoAm i crazy should i just go for a standard etf?
>>62621114what is this graph?
>>62621178>you cant buy sneakers with EBThmm, well you can buy jordan's if you get free food
>>62621047>another "PRAISE TO ALLAH"Modern day protestants are insane
>>62621288yeah basically all young people are addicted to some form of nicotine. and older ones take the traditional cancer stick. hard to see such business failing anytime soon
>>62621288a recession hedge but all companies tend to do poorly on the stock market during such times.>Cars are also an obvius thing everyone needs a car our entire infrastrucutre is based around it so not investing in the car market when its a guarented money sink makes no sense to meas long as that exposure is actually the car market and not manufacturers. most car companies are heavy into the luxuryness. no one who *needs* a car buys a new one. The new car market went from 20,000 economically viable low margin high sales to 60,000 luxury goods with high margin low sales.I dont hate it, not the worst portfolio smg has produced. do you plan to get any broad market etf.
>>62621307US car market upsets me to no endEven a civic is 30k base now with no manual optionEveryone I know says cars cost too much but these same people will buy a 60k truck. Nissan stopped selling the versa, the cheapest car in America, cause not even broke niggers were buying them. Americans are all obsessed with trucks and SUVs and it's the gayest shit ever. MEXICO got the wrx wagon but you drive a wagon in the States and everyone roasts you from their Nissan rogue.STLA is at 5 dollars right now and I see jeeps everywhere. That is my DD, that are a buy.
>>62621307>as long as that exposure is actually the car market and not manufacturerswhat do you recomend?Im not that familair with car part supliers All i really know of the top of my head are tire companies like michelin >broad market etf.i dunno most etf are still investing in the ai bubble even if tis indercitlyCaterpillar rose like crazy because of the ai datacenter boom just as an exampleEvery companie that has signifiacntly grown lately was the result of ai either directly or indirectly
>>62621114Credit default swap means they're so golden that they're the default credit, right?
>>62621292Bond buyers who loaned out money to those companies now buying insurance on those bonds
>>62621336A institution like Michael Burry can buy CDS to short the company without owning its bond.
>>62621318>dunno most etf are still investing in the ai bubble even if tis indercitly.Caterpillar rose like crazy because of the ai datacenter boom just as an example. Every companie that has signifiacntly grown lately was the result of ai either directly or indirectlyfirst off, youre dyslexic anon. i think the price on being wrong about AI is just too high. and an AI bubble popping will make most companys' stock price to decline regardless of the sector, for the most part. So it really should have SOME market exposure in my opinion.>what do you recomend? Im not that familair with car part supliersAutoZone or Oreily's. its been awhile since I looked into them, just avoid Advance Auto Parts (AAP). Also need to keep an eye on tariffs and USCMA progress. The most clear cut car market investment would be a car. Some appreciate in reality. Hondas and Toyotas have gone parabolic. But other than that, maybe anyone who deals in used cars, besides the aforementioned auto parts stores.My two cents
How do you cope with us really living inside of a simulation?Millions of worlds are being run on a computer, so the computer can model behaviour and outcomes during expotential technological singularities. Technological singularities are so unpredictable that it needs to run experiments with as much detail we have. Our parent computer is in the "future" to us, and for it, it's running a simulation on its own past.It might even be modelling whole worlds to trade the stock market, or probably, more accurately, to predict the future in its own reality. The finer grain of detail a simulation has, if it can filter out the noise, the better the model is. And computers would easily be able to filter out the noise in our simulation.
>>62621346why cant they just short the stock or buy puts or sell naked calls or anything else? whats up with this insurance shit
>>62621080>be poor, $0.00 to my name>find a penny on the ground, or even a quarter>my wealth increased by an infinite amount>any further increases have diminishing returns
>>62621099it didn't go down to 50k, you retarded fag.
NIGGERS
>>62621355I am just enjoying the game and only experience matters
>>62621352>azoBeen crabbing at 2900 for a whiiiile maybe a bottom signal after dumping from 4.5k>50b mcapThis is insane to me, I never buy their chinkshit garbage unless absolutely necessary but I understand they sell most of their stuff to shops. Still worth almost as much as Ford and 3x STLA I know they have no correlation in business model really but the copart pump makes me want to invest in cars too.
>>62621357From what I've heard it's basically what happens when what should be investment grade bonds become junk grade. Oracle's yields are trading with junk bond yields but are still credited as "investment grade" so it stays in a lot of etfs like BND. So theres money in shorting in
>>62621355>Simulation theory word vomit>>>R*ddit
>>62621355>watches one video on quantum mechanics>immediately concludes that because there are things outside his everyday experience/the ability of his heuristics to process, the entire universe is fake and gayAnd here we have it.The redditor, the believer in "the science", on full display. "The map is real! The map is real! The lake and the mountain which aren't on it are fake and gay!"(^This is the agent moving markets toward efficient equilibrium.^)
This threads full of globe heads isn’t it
>>62621352>first off, youre dyslexicyeah thats why i became a tradie in the first place
>>62621377Fuck no bro
What's on the docket for movie night?
>>62621022Not a bad turn out for a poll on /biz/
>>62621047Does anyone have the image of him crying in space holding a tweet that extends all the way down to earth?
>>62621398big short
>>62621402I bought some Dec 2027 puts on some companies so I can be part of the big sneed 2
>unc 5g id
>>62621410surely that's just gambling
>>62621417Nah I watched a YouTube video about circular financing so I’m like Michael bobo
>>62621323Stop posting anime
>>62621419>Stop posting anime>on an anime website
>>62621422It isn’t an “anime website.”
>>62621426Plebbit is down the hall, to the left.
>>62621426I don't like anime either but, come on man.
>>62621426>It isn’t an “anime website.”
>>62621426>2 pbtid>only complaining about animeDo you even trade stocks?
>>62621323>Credit default swapyou pay for fake insurance that does not pay out for the small guy, unless the Fed steps in and bails out the insurer for $1 trillion first, and there is some money left over.
>>62621355>How do you cope with us really living inside of a simulation?what difference does it make?
>>62621426>effortlessly baiting them away from their trans rights themed MTG deck plan google docs tab for 2 minutesBased
>anime
>>62621072No, everywhere else the competitive advantage is ruined by shipping costs and their oil can’t really be sold elsewhere due to refineries
>>62621447>1 pbtidEveryone point and laugh as anon pretends to be someone else! Post your port as well, I expect 2 different portfolios from each of you to confirm you're not the same person.
>>62621447praise be to Allah
>>62621252>SLSFucccckkkk. Are you the guy who shilled it last year? Wish I held that but then the shill said the guy dropped terrible news and I just exited the position.>near 8x on that positionFucccckkkkk that'd have BTFO my entire semi gains in one move.
>>62621357it's just more arbeverything is just one trade at this point imo: international carry
>>62621357>>62621497also equity and coupons are two very different things
so it's like one and a quarter trades or something lmao
Nike is dogshit. Only a retard will buy Nikes for $200 thinking they are different than any other brand shoe. Even Wal Mart sells them save exact shoes without the logo with slightly cheaper materials. The most comfortable shoes I bought were a $9 pair of wal mart slip ons with $15 Dr Shoals inserts. They lasted a year and gave zero fucks what people thought about my shoes. I then bought a pair of bootleg Air Force 1’s off temu for $30. Pearly white one year later and I wear them all the time as well. I get complimented all the time as to what brand they are. Tell them they are knock offs and they see they don’t look like knock offs. Nike is getting cooked by Chinese factories selling the same shoes except cheaper while still turning an easy 500% profit. Nikes greedy Jew behavior will be their downfall.
>>62621011Oh I got your brown liquids right here, I had chipotle and coffee for dinner!
I'm getting 53 or 54 billion. Possibly up to 60 according to some longshot estimates.But will it actually pop off? The market pumped on the guidance, but then samsung dumped.
it's not an anime website. it's just the best anti-social media. the consumption of both is correlated
>>62621426gr8 b8 m8 no h8 i r8 8/8
>>62621399I think the highest turn outs were in the low 20s, last week was 10.>I also don't participate so as not to taint these important resultsEventually I plan to put together a graph of how well /smg/ predicted the markets week to week.
>>62621061BasedBut take it one step further and keep moving all your debts to a new CC every 2 years, never pay it back, it's the bank's problem not yours**not financial advice>>62621056go to /vt/ and find vtubers with like 20 viewers, then become her top chatter/donor/mod, then get into her dms/discord friends, then groom her. Bonus if she lives with her parents or is about to be evicted as she will also feel financial and social pressure to want to move in with you. Easy.
>>62621447>one postSamefagging sama...
>Trump floats military ‘intervention’ in bond markets as Treasury yields soar>President Donald Trump has floated the idea that the military might somehow step in to help control bond markets. He made the offhand remark just before getting on Air Force One on Friday, August 21, when reporters asked him about Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent’s push to lower the stubbornly high yields on long-term government bonds.>This happened right after the Treasury Department caught Wall Street off guard on Wednesday; it said it would double its purchases of long-term government bonds next month. The goal here is to bring down borrowing costs, which spiked to a 19-year high on the 30-year Treasury yield only days earlier. At first, the news sent bond prices soaring and yields dropping, but it didn’t last. Yields went back up, and now nobody seems sure what comes next.What level of fugged are we on?
>>62621535extremely toppy
>>62621539The problem is that DDR2 through 4 isn't made anymore, these are old modules being resold to counter data centers buying all the production for ddr5 for at least a year out.
>>62621538He already hinted we’d be nuking Japan again with the Pearl Harbor reference
God damn I hope memory and the market peaks and then unironically crashes next yearBecause I will buy that fucking dump, 70% down, I will slurp the fuck out of micron at 250.
the mushroom i ate from the ash stump was actually black staining polypore so i was correct in that there were two different species flushing but there was never any maitake. it was good but not worthy of bbq sammiches.
>>62621426excellent work moshe
>>62621426He's right, its a manga website
>>62621538the gold reserve might come in handy but who is to say? that might not fix much. Ive been itching for someone, anyone to give a fuck about the debt. here's hoping democrats can put someone forth with a plan but its just gonna be turbo open borders and child sex surgery on white people's dime.play stupid games, well I guess that doesnt apply to politicians.
>>62621535I'M RICH BITCH
Will Njewdia eat shit next week?Was thinking on gambling a little on them but every semi company has been eating shit despite earning trillions.
i just realized "know" and "no" are phonetically the samehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqQRwPVhPqM
>>62621561gigabeat and the stock dumps to 185
>>62621538It's okay, I've solved it:>RISK COIN: Financialized Loot box Based Risk Diffusion for Terminal Node Users.>every month sell shitcoin which is unique>potential prizes include:>1US T NOTE (90%) + junk bond, CDS, MBS, PUT, IR SWAP, CALL, 1oz of gold, etc etc (frequency listed)>contract out the financialization of any and all risk into the ecosystem>you can purchase tiers, Bronze tier risk= small reward, PLATINUM VIP risk= potentially big reward!>covered everything with anime girls with big tits.>actual makeup changes week to week doesn't matter post big gains on WSB, feature anime banner adds, retards will buy regardless.You can thanks me later Scott, I have just saved America.
>>62621047This Massie guy’s a real jerk!
>>62621571see NOW you're getting it
>>62621567Pumps up for 3 days and after hours then violent sharting death on thursday because analysts said that it's only 20% growth instead of 100%.
>>62621582then back to 205 within a week
/smg/ stock market movie nite starts soontonites stock market movie is The Burning (1981)
>>62621577I see it.It's the future.
>>62621593Great movie
So how's that working out for you, lending out your shares?
>>626216013 nickels
>>62621419Everyone has a them even if not images.We have 1 guy who has a folder full of maybe (i would estimate) 700-800 north/central-florida-oil-producer-themed-overweight-snapchat--trailerpark/truckstop-prostitute images.
>>62621590The eternal crab
>>62621011The list I did last time brown liquids were discussed was KO, CVX, MCD and iShares MSCI India ETF. Up 9.39% since July 1. I'll do a rebalance and add KMB and SBUX
>>62621611>We have 1 guy who has a folder full of maybe (i would estimate) 700-800 north/central-florida-oil-producer-themed-overweight-snapchat--trailerpark/truckstop-prostitute images.
>>62621559Even if every single ounce of gold (theoretically) held in Fort Knox was suddenly priced at $50,000 USD each, it would not cover the US debt. That's how much debt we have and how little gold we have.
Did someone call for anime? Invest in lonely women taking care of pets.
>>62621715My sister recently got a mini yorkie
>>62621352>but CAT has got what markets crave, its got compute
>>62621352gonna wanna look for anything unrestued (southern-kept) 1990-20012 particularly asian make https://www.carcomplaints.com/best_vehicles/for a chinsey slasher flick, not a bad pick
>>62621749unrrusted
The world is mine
>>626215214chan is not actually for autistic people, as they can not understand sarcasm. If you come here as a genuine autist you will be trolled to hell and back
It's over for Crypto.
News?
>>62621759What if I'm an autist and irony is my special interest is irony/sarcasm?
>>62621807as long as you can subdue anger management outbursts
>>62621195Why are the roads bending?
If you're an AI bullyou should be in manufacturing and infrastructure. The sector isn't very correlated with AI. Yeah, Caterpillar is, but it's only a few names. You can still get infrastructure sort of cheap. And if an AI boom really takes off, infrastructure is going to be right up there with the hyperscalers.
>>62621895correct
>>62621774God willing
>It found support!!>It's about to break past resistance!>We are so back, guys>>62621535What? Who bought? Still have random DDR3 just lying around.
>>62621957Sir, it's Inshallah in this case.
>>62621895>caterpiller
>>62621947And if there's a robot boom following AI, infrastructure is going to go absolutely nuts. There's not enough shit of anything to build a billion robots. Those are factories that would have to be made. And if you use robots to scale even faster, infrastructure is still the bottleneck, and materials.so if you actually believe in the AI bull thesis, you need to be in infrastructure and materials as well.
>>62621510Bought my last Nike's two years ago, no intention of ever buying them again. Gen X will baghold this shit to 0 while everyone else moves on lmao.
>>62621969do you guys actually not understand the relationship between speculative bubble and rates?are you intentionally or accidentally retarded?
>>62621377No globecucks ITT
>>62621245>>62621240Sucks being a europoor, we don't have half the chances Americans do, and you still have loads of retards that never make it kek.
>>62621245I have to pay my credit card debt back within a month....How do you get infinite credit card debt
>>62621947>>62621969And I can imagine a cohort of hyperscaler manufacturing companiesthey could be called the megaforgesor megascalers
>>62621973what the fuck do rates matter for an AI boom? The hyperscalers don't need to borrow. They've got trillions in cashflow.
>>62621983Its not 2024 anymore unc, hyperscalers have all been issuing debt this year.
>>62621985rates crush slim margin traditional economy shit.the hyperscalers have margins up to the moon. yeah, if you're a traditional economy fuck and rates go up, and you've got a 5% margin, rates will fuck you up and crush your profits down to nothing because your margin doesn't make up for your debt interest.but if you're a hyperscaler with 80% margin you can piss rising rates away like they're nothing. come back when the 30 year rates are 30% and we can reevaluate rates crippling the hyperscalers.
How much can hyperscalers earn if open source models become dominant and replace proprietary models?
>>62622006if open source models take over, then the value is in the compute, not the modelsand the hyperscalers are the compute. Like more than 90% of compute is owned by the hyperscalers.
>>62622012>>62622006at least 90+% of compute that can drive frontier models.
>>62622012>and the hyperscalers are the compute. Like more than 90% of compute is owned by the hyperscalers.The next time you feel tempted to write something like this just imagine a marketing executive lopping off the top of your skull and laying his hog across your exposed graymatter.This is an evocative and colorful rough analogy of what is going on.
Started the year with $85k, rose at the peak to $700k, is now $60k.Calls on EWY and DRAM.
>>62622091Imagine if you weren't greedy and sold 50% after a 100% increase.
>>62622094Yes. It was my first gold rush cycle (I didn't really participate in crypto). It was a true learning experience. But I learned so much about markets it's not even funny. Like in spring I knew nothing, I was naive. Now I understand what drives things.
found I have some gingivitisfucking gums manstocks for this feel?
>>62622106Uhh what drives things and don't you dare say jews
>>62622144eg a stock that ran alot is ripe for profit taking and will be sold the hardest.And how much sectors matter.Such things
>>62621056Same but 31.It's feels like it too late even though I didn't completely lost hope.My hair turns more and more gray on the temples and the rest of the head and I dye it with these easy combs. It depressing.
>>62622106>Now I understand what drives things.You think you do, but you dont. If anything you can understand something on hindsight, which is kind of pointless. The market can go peepee poopoo mode on a tweet, the picture changes every day and economists doing all kind of mental gymnastics to justify a story that aligns with their own positions is meaningless. At the same time, nothing ever happens. It's more useful to learn about risk management than correlations that might collapse the next day. It's all random numbers attached to a trend that may or may not exist for a time window in the short term.
anyone else drinking
>>62622190Yessir, not day drinking. Its cloudy so its basically 20:00.
>>62622091why didnt you just set a stoploss at 550k once you hit 600k, your greed must have a limit, what was the plan here
>>62622193As I said one or two threads ago, he started fantasizing about the future. That has nearly always been the top of my gains. That is the top greed signal for me personally.
>>62621061I ran this through chatgtp and it says using cards for investments/cash advances will auto-apply the normal apr and they can also close your acccountare you a liar anon?
>>62622205Is your ChatGUPTA set as the aggressive one? Usually in that mode it acts like a gf that hates you and is already cheating on you.
>>62622193Most if it was options, there is no mild stop loss I can pass, and the main move mostly happened over night. It was the June 23ish collapse of semis, my portfolio went overnight -$200kThe second leg of destruction was me buying the 3x SK HYNIX ETF near the top. The company went down 40% in like 2 or 3 weeks. I expect declines, but not such rapid ones. This instantly vaporized the ETF which I did gradually sell off. The ETF was also in London. Guess which trading hours don't overlap withe Seoul hours? I ALWAYS got the after-session price one, exactly 1 singular update per day. Another lesson learned.
>>62622190Coffee? Yeah
>>62621056Relatable even if I'm younger, trying my best to change it though.
>>62622268Western society has this weird prevailing idea that they are going to die or be a walking corpse when they hit their 60s. All my family members end up living to their 90s even with bad habits.Just get healthy, find something that makes you happy, and enjoy the next 60 years man. This world is fucking huge and there's a ton of shit to see
>>62622205Yes he is lyingCash advance isn't even necessary to turn credit cards into USD in your bank account in 2026But every time I shill the way to do it people call me a retard So fuck you.>>62622268Good luck anonGet a gym membership, it will help you get over your agoraphobia.
Should I sell my Toronto Stock Exchange tracker at open or is most of this priced in and liable to be a nothingburger that smooths out over the month?>>62621538He's found out that he usually gets most of what he wants by threatening to leave alliances so he'll try and shakedown US allies again. I expect him to change his line from minimum spending commitments to outright buying US debt for protection in a modern version of the Athenian Empire.The problem is that it has diminishing returns as Congress has started building in more and more protections while Canada and Greenland showed that it only works to a point before either his own party threatens to throw him from office or the Europeans start growing a backbone. Unlike Athens if you don't pay for the navy then nothing happens and every knows it. But obviously if it works it also becomes a long-term problem as the Saudis recently showed by making Trump back down on attacking Iran again with a threat to dump treasuries.>>62622266Same. I fucking love coffee.>>62621056Pick up a hobby and start getting in shape. The middle aged people you meet at your local pottery workshop won't have many friends either.t. lvl.36 Blastoise
>>62622300Same I love coffee too. I've been such a lazy fuck recently I've been heating up tap water and dumping that nescafe instant blonde coffee into it and drinking that instead of going through the espresso machine ritual.
>>62622305based shit coffee enjoying smigger, I used to care about high quality coffee, filtered water, perfect temperature with thermometer, weighing out the grounds, expensive burr grinder, artisanal bean sourcing etc but now I just buy whatever pre-ground stuff is cheap or on sale and throw it into a 15 year drip coffee maker
>>62621426
>>62621895what tickers are you looking at?
>>62622305>>62622312For me it's getting a good quality instant coffee. Peruvian or, if you can find it, single-source Costa Rican. Milk in first and stir until foamy in daddy's big mug.I'm slowly reinventing coffee autism by adding Sunflower Lecithin Powder and taking Methyl B12 with L-Methylfolate beforehand. The powder thickens the coffee up while giving a huge dose of acetylcholine to maintain cognitive function all day.>>62621895Nah we're still in the buildout stage and will stay there until the end of the decade. Your best bet isn't the electric company and it's shown this year when you look at the niche supply-chain small caps providing the cables and fans for data centres.
I am financially gay
>>62621972don't get stuck holding MCD, NKE or WMTall that shit is dieing and only boomers and neo boomers view them as an acceptable place to store and grow wealth instead of dieing AIDS infested retard companiesdon't buy the dip on booze or cigarettes either. zoomers all vape or use zyn or whatever its 99% cheaper and relatively healhier. weed isn't a good asset either because the production is 1000x the demand so prices rock bottom forever.buy diapers and energy companies instead.
>>62622305I use a French press. all the machines are pretty gross. they grow fucking mold in all the tubing and they are nigger tier technology where the water is wayyyy too hot and fucks the flavor of the coffeeget beans, grinder, french press. all way cheaper than any tranny tech shit full of mold but has a glowing touch screen. its cozy as fuck/tastes way better."technology" is really fucking gay most of the time
>>62622358>He doesn't invest in companies that pay out consistent high-dividends and frequent buy-backs that give thirdies cancer>Companies whose products cost nothing to produce but where regulation prevents any new competition and the consumer-base is hooked for life
>>62622365Are you not aware that correctly brewed french press coffee is brewed hotter than drip coffee machines by about 40 more degrees
>>62622367nigger I don't care what some tranny said the best way to do it is you take the water off the heat as soon as it starts to bubble. low heat nigger.the absolutely best coffee if you have autism and want to do it is making cold brew.less heat, more time exposure = better coffee.
damn im behind on my 401k this eyar, even if i put my entire 7000 bonus in it i still need to up my contrib to 30% of my checks to hit the max of 24500 or whatever it is
>>62622366MCD is 2% div breh. its not even good at being a divvy company. its dieing boomer slop, place to sell drugs, place to take a shit while driving down the highway, buying the top of real estate.they should start charging $2 to use the toilets and just turn into a toilet fee company like places in Europe do. hire some guy to sit on a stool in front of the doors selling tickets.
>>62622373
The weekend is a good time to study the market
>>62622392Why study raw unfiltered retardation?
>>62622394It helps to develop pattern recognition which is a large part of what trading is
>>62622390I don't understand this image. Is it supposed to be a meme or something. He's just objectively correct.
>>62622369What if youre wrong
>>62622422What if you're gay
>>62622422He can’t be wrong, otherwise that would make him a tranny.
>>62621895I was the anon that months ago shilled Hochtief.Not correlated my ass, theyre a boring construction company but bled 10% due to AI.
>>62622422niggers in this thread are using tap water and goy powder to make coffee. I'm not wrong anon. you guys are NGMIif you want to be a total faggot about making shit coffee then just get caffeine pills or buy some monster energy drinks goyim
>>62622440It tastes pretty good desu
>>62622445this shit is everywhere in Asia. I'll drink it but it just reminds me they aren't real people.
Anyone here who only invests for long?
>>62622453Every "asian" coffee "recipe" is just whipping a can of condensed milk into 5 flakes of instant coffee and then they wonder why their teeth are rotting and falling out of their heads.
N WORDS
/smig/ is chillin'/biz/ is chillin'what more can I say, top billin'that's what we get, got it? good
>>62622479you cant use "n-word" anymore.
>>62622487the kids call it nigger fatigue or black fatigue nowadays boss.
>>62622499lil unc being racist stopped being cool 30 years ago. time to move on.
>>62622487Yeah, you just say Nigger.Thinking of investing in NGUR
>>62622457Dont tell anyone here youre a bogler, the Israelis get real uppity over goys who actually try to get rich instead of daytrading/gambling/swingtrading
>>62622513my QQQM shares feel like a riskier hold than any of the swing trades I do on the daily boss>>62622502look boss I'm not judging them by the color of their skin I'm judging them because they act like niggers
>>62622373I'm talking about Big Tobacco.>>62622457Don't let posts here fool you: everyone is investing long. This thread is about what we do with our play money.>>62622476True.>girlfriend makes me coffee in the morning at her place>it's instant bullshit with no lactose that smells like feetBubble tea is gay too but that's just their version of a pumpkin spice latte so you can't hate them for it.
JEWS
I'm bullish on WMT
>>62622392Will anon tell us what anon has learned?t retards
>>62622516>QQQMhow much of your port is allocated? are you going to hold it through any drawdowns, or do you have exit and re-entry criteria?
Is TMC a good buy?
>>62622520Bad part about staying over at a girlfriends house is you could tell them a million times you need coffee in the morning and the bitch will joke about it and make you have to wait three hours in the morning before you can get a proper fresh coffee after offering instant bullshit and then act retarded thinking its all the same. T. A chinese woman sex addict
>>62622422You pour basically boiling water over the grounds. The glass will absorb a portion of the heat and the rest will disappate so you dont get boiling water the whole time. The drip machine sprayer heads are also retarded and don't properly spray the coffee bed so you get a channeling in the grounds. If you drink 3-4 cups in the morning, just get a chemex (pour able design, easy to hold, large mouth so you only need to add water 2-3 times to fill the flask
>>62622614>wah my soft drink isn't just the way I want it I asked for dr pepper not pepsi!that's how you sound
>>62622622Yeah, thats what im saying. This french press guy is doing it wrong and justifying it to himself like hes the DSP of coffee.
>>62622644kek, word
boughted a meatball calzone for breakfast and it sucked. at least the tater tots were tasty
>>62622644if you were a proper goyslop enjoyer you would know there is next to nothing more infuriating than some ESL brownoid getting your order wrong. even a harmless mistake like "meat lover's pizza with extra bacon" and getting extra everything instead is enough to ruin the meal entirely
>>62622644>order a coffee >get served a turgid shit >我操
>>62622644kek, this.
>>62622651French press coffee is very oily. If you have a flavored coffee or one from the roaster whose oils are tasty and not overpowering it's good. A light or medium roast will end up sitting in the French press too long and extract off flavors
>>62622663Just go back to the register and ask for a new one dumbass. I bet you buy McDonald's and eat it alone in the parking lot.
Once Israel attacks Turkey it’s over.
you've all been psyopped by big coffee and you don't even know itnormal people don't need coffee to function day to day
>>62622680You don't need to be a fucking faggot to function. You could just shut the fuck up and let the adults talk about coffee while you slurp your kombucha or whatever the fuck it is faggots like you drink.
What are you guys rambling about? Is there a happening going on that's gonna crash everything on Monday 9am?
>>62622680Coffee is a ritual. Im a ritualistic person.
>>62622680I got addicted to monster.
tomorrow will be so fucking red
Does anyone use trading212?
>>62622700>red day>when nothing will happen
>>62622706>when nothing happencanada and america going to waroil will go over 100Iran wonyen still shitbond market in the shittermidterm years historical always reddebt keeps rising
>>62622707>Kayfabe nothingburgers x7The markets are smarter than you dumb thirdies that fall for these shadow plays.
>>62622684Boogie has a daggerfall shirt, so that fits.
>>62622707But asset will soar because of dollar losing value.
KEVIN PLEASE
>>62622614MANY such cases with Chinese girlfriend. Mine also wants to go for a morning run before coffee and breakfast.t. addicted to the caramel body
>>62622006If Microsoft Azure is anything to go by they’d make plenty of money.Azure is based on Linux which is also open source, but it still makes Microsoft decent money.Whatever LinuxGPT ends up being, tech companies will still find ways to make it profitable.>>62621561Nvidia will be the gray swan which pops the bubble, whether that’s next week or not is anyone’s guess, personally I wouldn’t.
>>62622725Cut?
>>62622677no, i exclusively eat at home in my big boy chair
>>62622680I've been psyopped by big tea
>0.1% chance of 6 rate hikes by Oct '27 getting priced in MondayIt's fucking over
>>62622680delet this shit nowi like the tasteand it helps me focus when i TRADE
>>62622644If you're craving a treat then you want that particular treat not a substitution. Are you a thirdie?>>62622680Trading without stimulants is like an angel without wings. >>62622707If you ignore all the noise between US-Canada you notice that the main industries aren't impacted. It's all stuff like wood pulp because they both know it will be a shitstorm if they escalate, neither Canada nor the US can mess with the oil and gas just like they both have farmers lobbies in a careful balance.
I don't know if this is bullish or bearish but it has to be some kind of signalhttps://x.com/clashreport/status/2091079508044476440
For breakfast, I just had a couple of hot dogs, vitamins and some cheap Maxwell House coffee I got 25% off on sale a month ago. Going to dose with modafinil in a bit.I had a bad dream set during my childhood, where I got left behind and was on my own in the next town over, was looking for a place with cheap food before I beginning the long, multi-hour walk home along the highway. Ran into some kids from my kindergarten years who used to be friends, but they all ostracized and ignored me. Ended up walking alone, and every fast food and convenience store was closed or told me to go somewhere else.Woke up feeling awful, like I got punched in the gut.
>>62622776enjoy your hotdog burps brot. ate hotdogs yesterday
>>62622776>breakfast>hot dogsngmi...
>>62622776>vitaminsShould I start talking vitamins.I already take magnesium which helps me. Wouldn't hurt to take vitamins I guess
>>62622802Vitamins will hurt your trading
Can’t believe Allatra called it last week. The ticker they claimed was being “shilled” endlessly turned out to be legit. Congratulations to all that made money. To the believers, victory!
>>62622789That's the only food I had in the house, aside from a bag of flour, baking powder and milk. If I had eggs and syrup/jam, I could have made pancakes.I need to go grocery shopping or I'm really ngmi.>>62622802Vitamin D3+K2, Vitamin C, methylated B vitamin complex, Alpha GPC, L-theanine, milk thistle, sulforaphane, creatine, taurine
>>62622813pancakes/waffle with butter is good too. I made batter the other day and had waffles yesterday.
>>62622826Oh yeah, I need butter too, thanks for reminding me.
i havent had coffee in so long, been only consuming tea everyday, longjing being my favourite
>>62622833Buy it in bulk, you can just store it in the freezer.
>>62622684Holy based
>>62621957Hey, that's my post
>>62622802Take it a couple hours before bed as it relaxes your muscles and gives you vivid dreams.t. professional snoozer
>>62622878Mashallah
>Nick Timiraos@NickTimiraos>Since the Fed’s last meeting, there has been one month of better inflation data. >On the other hand, the outlook for ongoing prices pressures from the Iran war, tariffs (Canada is new), and the AI build-out has pointed towards no let-up on all three fronts.Minneapolis Fed President Neel Kashkari, who dissented in favor of a rate hike last month, says on inflation, “I’m not feeling confident right now…”>Better data
>>62622930We getting a cut. How do I bet on it
>>62622890ummmm I love vivid dreams.I'm sold
>>62622576>sellI dunno yet maybe wait till new ath>hold ityes. DCA on any drawdown. like -2%, -5% etc just buy new lots
I'm bullish on PG because they bought a vitamin company and retards love those sugar gummy vitamins with the sugar dust on em boss.
It’s Sunday!
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