Fuck Saturday Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous:>>62664376
Weekend Thread>>62662735
shit what's the difference between qqq and qqqm besides the expense ratio being .03% lower on qqqm? all my qqq is in a roth so i can sell it and by qqqm with no tax event if needed
>>62665635never mind i axed an ai
>>62665645I could give a better answer than ai though. It's fine i guess
>>62665570Value investing is the hardest kind of investing there is if you don't have boatloads of capital and if the company get cheap enough you an outright buy it, or buy majority shares.There's so much danger of value traps. And you're helpless wherever the market goes and there's nothing you can do about it except do a lot of research to avoid the value traps.if you're Warren Buffet, value investing is win-wineven if the price shits itself and the company is down 90%. If you really believe in the company and you have the capital, you can buy it if it gets cheap enough, and turn it around.
>market is closed for labor day
>>62665903chatti says another bull run is likely
>>62666250fact checked myself: it said "plausible"
I'm still kinda bearish in the short term but my prompt was pretty smart (I didn't ask for that information but aparently that is the information it's working with) and it was the newest opel astra6
>>62666250Was it GPT-6 Astra®? I don't want to know about it otherwise
>>62666271yes
>>62665525I already have 4 of these Jeff's. Guess Ill have 5.
>>62666352My boy! Got 300k in Koru. Really hope we hit 9k this year.
Investing is literally this easy
>>62666498I love AI for investing but its done me terribly.
>>62666507It would be very hard to get -50% with even one of the companies that Astra gave me.
>>62666512I was planning on buying TSM next, wonder why throws in fair?
Polkadot at 98 cents lmao
is there an arbitrage possibility on dram with kospi
>>62665525 splitting boards like a true faggot
its time
>>62666938>splitting boards like a true faggotwell, he is the Epstein poster
>>62668601Epstein is based. he sacrificed himself so the DOW would never drop below 50k.
>>62668595??
A short term mindset is not condusive to long term profits
>>62668719How do we feel about ABM
>>62668752>always be monkeyOok
It must be another jewish Baal worshipping holiday because /smg/ is unusually civil.
I'm fighting my way back to you, babe!
>>62668750real?
>>62668750Can someone get grandpa off the computer please
>>62668763it feels like a weekend even though its monday its really bizarre
>>62668750I sometimes don't know why he posts things other than to shout into the void. Its not like we dont all know Biden's son isnt trying to just rug everyone. Why give it any attention at all?Is he just old?
>>62668777I fucked up on double negatives, I meant its obvious Biden's crackhead son is just attempting a rug/money laundering.
Other than Penelope, how many other real femoids frequent smg?
>>62668786Anyone on the internet who claims to be a girl has a penis, anon. Or worse.
>>62665525Why is /biz/ obsessed with this guy?
>>62668763It is. Or at least I think so, I saw some drivel on twitter about it>try to look up if some shit might have aligned>see this
>>62668804>why do you keep bringing him up, goyim?? Just forget!!!Jeffrey was a mossad agent
>>62668763>walk into 24h bagel shop>see sign on counter>we will be closed september 11th for jewish new yearso yeah, jewish new year.
>>62668808jews celebrate 9/11?
>say I'm a trader: "wow that's so cool!">say I'm a shareholder: "you're an evil, greedy scumbag!"aren't they the same thing?
>futures
>>62668767It's fake but he's posted about 10 maps of New Mexico renamed "New America" so he is almost as unhinged.
>>62668819One implies accountability on a corporate level despite being the same instrument. Also length of time for the position.>>62668816>no cornucopiaAlso see Dancing Israelis
>>62668786Theres the girl that hexes me (balding), theres the asuka poster, i thought the "____GODS" poster was a girl but they denied it, theres a jewess from nyc, and a real life bobina cosplayer
>>62668816Yesand this year their new year, which is variable for some reason, falls on 9/11 too
>>62668829Thanks. This general has about 5 or 6 glowies posting anti-trump posts on any given day. They dont post anything stock related. I'm not even trump's biggest fan but I still remember the dark years between 2010-2024. Things are so much better now.
>>62668816always did
It's been two days since I deleted my broker app. Just been reading the newspaper occasionally. Feels good not losing sleep over a chart 24/7. I'll log in on my PC every 3 months to check EPS growth and that's it.
>>62668862psssh whatever nerd. more losses for me.
markets are open!
>>62668885protein powder is a scam anyways. real food its where its at. t. garage lifter chud
Goodnight babe. Gonna make a bunch of money tomorrow it looks like. Promise i will delever into it, i know you wouldnt approve of the risks i am taking. I have booked over 100k trading this year trying to impress you and make you proud of me, and i have only added equity, havent sold any long term holds. I really think we can work this whole silent treatment and dissociating thing into our love life in really interesting ways too, you are the only girl that can really pull off what i am imagining and i think i would ve the perfect counterpoint to it. Anyways sleep well darling.
>>62668886this. just eat food you fucking morons.
>>62668899I do but I like the taste of blue berry protein smoothies.
>SNDK up 4%
ayo CRDO bros. we moonin.
>>62668903>>62668902I hate babeposter so much it's unreal.
>>62668899Good adviceI will be redeeming one of my investments in frozen pizza shortly
that boy Mike Ron doing sumn
>everything goes straight up again after the most bearish weekend ever, literal tankers getting sunk
>>62668886>>62668899I had surgery for my crohn's disease earlier this year (I had a bladder fistula for like 4 years) and then my weight ballooned from like 130 to 170 with a relatively similar diet. Turns out my guts are working properly now and I need to cut back on snacks.I've been going more for sausage, eggs, protein-enhanced milk, that sort of thing. I still crush a bag of chips in one go if I sit with it. I'm keeping active at work, but nowadays my ankle joints and shoulder muscles feel sore at the end of a 7-8 hour shift regardless of how i exert myself now
>>62668925>ballooned>to 170an adult human male weighs at least 200 lbs
>>62668910Prepping to dump on opening
>>62668928Maybe its the babe foid.
>>62668921It's almost as if the news doesn't matter and you should just delete the app and chill.
How bad is the tax situation owning JP stocks in the US?
>>62668928A 30% increase in weight in 6 months does not seem healthy
>>62668925>from like 130 to 170how short are you lol? Women are like that weight
Anybody here do the Smith manouvre with the mortgage? Have access to $700kish home equity @ 5%. My portfolio +- $1m in TQQQ sso and tech
MEMcels!!
>>62668937Not bad since you get foreign tax credit.
You know, I think this Marx guy had a couple decent points.
>>62668949So if I buy a JP stock and they pay out a dividend does that cause more work come tax time? Or is that all on the form and I just plug that in like usual?
Okay I just heard Bessent's voice for the first time...I'm not impressed
>>62668957You just plug it in. Very easy.
>energy complex waits for inevitable TACO on open before it moonsthe market is learning
oiSaidMEMSISSIES
>>62668816Uhhhhh
>>62668816yeah its called rosh hashanah
>yen continues intervention rally>ASX getting hammeredthat's probably not coincidental
KOSPI 7000
>>62668976All I know about AUD is that it gets stronger when China has energy demands, since they export a lot of coal>>62668963The price of everything is getting more expensive. Electronics, food.Do you know what pirates pay for corn?>a "buccaneer"!
>>62668976explain the connection, im invested in both (so up on jpy investments, down on asx)
>>62668982it's probably the second largest yen carry pair behind dollar yen. people like to sell yen for aussie rates, i'm sure japs engage in this alot too since they're huge trading partners so they probably put a good chunk of money into ASX. i don't really know for sure but it checks out in my head>>62668981japan is the second largest target for australian exports behind china
Theory, semis and memory will go back to ATH but:>they'll pump it hard next week>people will refuse to sell>dump it hard right before the rate meeting>group 1 of retail panic sells>pump it hard right after meeting despite a rate hike occuring (theory, just follow along)>group 2 sells calling the pump vs but a good exit pump>following day stocks dump>the day after stocks dump again>friday it dumps again>group 3 sells to lock in gains>monday giga pump>tuesday pump>....>1 month later back at ATHs in semis and memorySeeimg how many are desperate for an exit pump, why wouldn't this happen? Seems like the easiest way to get retail to sell and fomo back in on a picotop a month later.
>>62668982>>62668993Domestic Japanese often do USDJPY carry long and buy into SPY companies, since the US has strong rates of return compared to the Nikkei.Basically they dump their currency to get good USD returns then reinvest into Japan
>>62669006nikkei is up like 30% YTD
hormussy status?
I feel like I wasted my life on education and then trying to start a business when I should have just poured every penny into the markets and/or married someone rich.
Education was a scam because of the loans and lack of job but the "start your own business" boomer advice is also a scam because you're idea is going nowhere unless you know the right people.
>>62668910BIG NEWS
>>62669016oh shit it's about that time that trump tacos let me check the wsj/bloomberg
>>62669021u go to college to meet the right ppl how do ppl not know this by now
N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's results>linkrel, next week's polfag>https://strawpoll.com/7rnzV7L4DnO>https://strawpoll.com/7rnzV7L4DnOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HasXw1gyqw>upcoming volatility events>fed meeting sep 15>corporate buyback blackouts around the 15th>triple witching expirations sep 18th>quarterly large fund rebalancing at the end of september>midterm elections
Mike Ron might hit 2000 eoy
>>62669026Social climber
is this the big one?
It's here.
>semis futes
>Iran StatusDEFEATED >Strait StatusOPEN
my fall allergies are flaring up bigly and I might not make it to october
>>62669052>fall allergiesyeah right it's a cold dude
>millennials and gen z had a 25% chance to be aborted by their mothers only to live through this shitI'm tired boss.
>>62669052>fall allergiesIt's likely the 4 busch's that did it. But I initially read that as "fat allergies", and went "yeah, I feel ya"...Anyway, Bessent is going to pump TLT, right???
CHUD, give me some strengthI don't wanna run awayFace up to my headI don't wanna say goodbyeWe're never gonna make it better, better, betterCHUD, give me some strengthI don't wanna run awayFace up to my headI don't wanna say goodbyeWe're never gonna make it better, better, better
>>62669056Better than growing up and learning your moms a lindsay clancy fanboi I guess.
Do you pick products based on which companies you are invested in? I only drink KO beverages since I became a shareholder.
>>62669070No because thats very silly.
Blue TROONYou saw me standing aloneWithout a dream in my heartWithout a love of my ownBlue TROONYou knew just what I was there forYou heard me saying a prayer forSomeone I really could care for
>>62669076High effort posting only in /smg/
>>62669017>>62669021Can we SERIOUSLY have a blanket ban on jeets? This is getting real tiresome.
uohhhhh here comes the weekly V recovery
>>62669078>High effort posting only in /smg/Come wit it now!Come wit it now!GOYS on parade!GOYS on parade!GOYS on parade!GOYS on parade!GOYS on parade!
>>62669047If this was true markets would either gigapump or gigadump. A minimum +/-5% move. So it's not true.
its cool how jensen wears the same thing every day. we're not so different in that regard.
>>62669092>So it's not true.Buddy check micron Intel and NigVideo computer entertainment systems... How's that for high effort stock market posting, eh? Now goodnight everyone time to plap.
>>62669070Generally, yes and in fact when I spend money on something and can’t invest in it in some form I get slightly bitter that I’m making someone else marginally richer. There are exceptions because there’s some stuff I consume that I wouldn’t want to invest in, but I’m not here just to win, I want most people I’m in competition to lose hard.
>>62669096>some stuff I consume that I wouldn’t want to invest indon't tell me you wear adult diapers anon...
>>62669092so you're calling him a liar?
round 2 for the SORKsi wonder what it would be if there was no labor day to force "them" from intervening in the markets
That labor day rally thing ended up being true
>>62669096>but I’m not here just to win, I want most people I’m in competition to lose hard.Based
>>62669103Alcohol, cigars, airlines, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EifR0fVjn_U did this tv movie have outsized impact or am I crazy? Also buy NLCP
>>62668929yessome people cant trade overnight and can only start trading 4am, or 7am, or right at the dot 9amthe le correction will be a combination of short sellers, profit takers, hedgefunds and algos all getting together to signal to ai observers there is a "le profit taking event occurring"i imagine only people buying are fomos who cant trade premarket at any time and institutions who are obligated to buy at any price right at 930 and who dont have enough to hire a hedgefund to fuck stocks down for them
I think the 6’3 black girl at work is into me.. what do?
>>62669095It would still affect EVERY stock if it was true. It's as simple as that.
>>62669120babies
>>62669120Run
>the guys who are gonna make trillions or go bust on AGI just said they did AGI.
>>62669120Talk to her and invite her on a date. If she’s into you, this isn’t even remotely an issue. If a girl is into you they’ll go on dates with you. If they don’t, turns out she wasn’t in fact that into you. Always ask girls out on dates.
>>62669120>6'3"anon...you have to do it.
>>62668845Are you retarded, Trump 4x the CIA black budget with an executive order. Thats free money that cant be traced by design.
i watched a video and apparently in the matrix the whole humans being used as batteries was an exec decision to make the story easier to understand but in the original story humans were being used as computeso everyone was just data centers
>>62665525Any word on Anthropic? I plan to jump in but wondering how to time it looking at spcx.
>>62669151That would have made more sence. Get too close to Simulacra and simulation though and you become a tranny.
>>62669153>The public prospectus is now expected to be released in late September 2026, before the roadshow begins.oh this should be good
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdgYgNTdmJcwhat kind of chair should i order to vibe to this in my condo with a view of manhattan at night? i'm thinkin eames ottoman but i'm open to anything.
>>62669170If it hits under a trillion I plan to go hard, if its 2 trillion ill wait it out. It's was litterally 950 billion in May, but fucking ipo fever.
>>62669151>>62669169Yes I've heard this before, some normalfags still have trouble comprehending the simulated world there.>Get too close to Simulacra and simulation though and you become a trannyLike the Wachowski "sisters"?
>>62669178youd just be a poser if you played this alone
Sarry sport, we only hire H1-Bs now
It's time
>>62669210You can invest in stocks with your HSA tax free.It's just another 401k like account.
We were talking about the high costs of US production vehicles and threats from Asian manufacturers...This is what kike CEOs don't want to hear-Lots of Americans want a simple affordable car with buttons and knobs, not a matrix datacenter AI reality portal.https://youtu.be/Y-nLoRNGfyY?si
>>62668845kek good bait>>62669233>ok goy you can have your simple affordable repairable new vehicle>you have to drive around looking like a tremendous faggot thoughawesome great success
>>62669120imagine the athletes you could birth
why are koreans going straight up when they would sell at the scent of a gunshot in Iran and fukcing tankers are being taken out? what is this retarded bullshit?
What is this worth if dot does a 10x?
>>62669233my next vehicle I'm actually just going to rebuild a Humvee with a 12v cummins and an Alison trans. I can get blown out humvess for 3-5k and figure 2-3 correctly sourced I can have 1 complete after piecing together. I rather go to a lot and get and 2027 but nobody sells what I want which is just a basic bitch truck. no iPad, no emissions garbage, no spyware, no subscriptions.
>>62669250That is a fucking bad ass vehicle, the H2s never came close
>>62669248what is it worth if it does a -10x
>>62669250Yeah, great time to get a diesel
>>62669245>thinking koreans deal in the real worldlol lmao even
>OpenAI and Huang claim AGI is there with Astra>Anthropic gigapumps (on hyperliquid etc)???
KEV KEV PLEASEaaaaahhhhhhh idk
When fixing up an old piece of shit is the funnest part of the trip for you https://youtu.be/BuGm4psoWGQ?si
>>62669245I got 300k in Koru and zero fucking clue how to play it. My plan was to ride till 60 or Kopsi 9000 but half of me wants to go to 12000 with Goldman Sachs, other half sell now as Chinese Dram will kill them.
>>62669268trim some now if youre getting scared
Well, apparently loading up on SNDQ while Sandisk was at $1600 is about to ruin me. MU just went over $1040? I understand that was the resistance. Shit. Thing's just going to skyrocket on the same news that made everyone run. It's no longer possible to lose money longing, is it? I'm queuing my lossy exit and just buying the top.
>>62669245Jensen's news is pumping markets there
>>62669284wat did he say?
>chips still pumpingWatch the Americans sell off today again.
Everything I buy in chinese markets (foreigner living here) manages to lose 10% or more within weeks after buying and only ever recovers to my cost basis. No wonder people would rather invest in American shit
>>62669289Bro >>62666507I lost 300k on Baba and JP when Xi threw his temper tantrum. Swore id never go back to the Eunach state but warehouse robots was just too alluring. I hate them so much its unreal.
Now we need ot go to Artificial Superintelligence. And then to Artificial Generative Superintelligence (in between all that more Agentic stuff)Then to Artificial Megaintelligence, to Artificial Generative Megaintelligence.Don't forget the Artificial Gigaintelligence to Artificial Generative Gigaintelligence before we go toArtificial Hyperintelligence into Artificial Generative HyperintelligenceAnd then Ultra, Tera and last but not least Omni (each with their respective Generative version)
>>62669245theyre getting oil from canada now
>>62669287no one is going to buy a perceived topgains only exist when you sellwho knows what fucking bullshit "they" will invent to justify sinking the markets againthe last two weeks the memory trade was a range bound with false break outsit only ran when the americans had a public holiday
>>62669286AGI is now real
>>62669299Just to count correctly how many r's are in strawberry.... about 75% of the time
just got back from my mom's funeral whatever, and everybody pressuring me to sign shit at her funeral. I didn't sign shit. Like I'm going to pay for her funeral. Fuck that.People that have loving parents not only got it good, but then they expect you to cherish and do anything for your parents. They don't know what it's like having parents that never gave a shit about you. But they make you the bad guy for not living up to their expectations of how a family is supposed to be. Fuck them, and their expectations.
>>62669283>Selling inverse at a local bottom>To buy at a local top
>>62668804He must gave been an excellent trader.
Apparently there's a memecoin based on Hunter Biden's laptop... but this seems like a fairly notable memecoin (I'm not touching it) but usually the appearance of stuff like that is a bullish indicator. Even BTC is up a bit from the bottom, so I guess the general markets are going to pump dumbly
>>62669311stock market?
>>62669283there will undoubtedly be selling at openuse that opportunity to exit wellholding a short over the weekend during a bullrunballsy
>>62668816No, we don't.
>>62669120wrap it up and get into plantation play with her
>>62669324I declined to take a short on a funeral.if funeral prices suddenly went higher it could have been a steal as well.
>>62669308Has it told them how to make it profitable?
>>62666498>ask robot to pick stocks for you>it shills the stocks it needs to get smarteridk sounds sus
>>62669336What will you invest the coffin money in?
What will you slurp tomorrow? Thinking about CRWV.
>>62669323It's Hawk Tuah coin all over again
>>62669308Oh I already heard of thatGood for the Koreans I guess
>>62669342I'm 300% cash right now
Holy, look at ORCL computer. How high can it go?
>>62669342TQQQ
>>62669345>300% cashLeveraged on T-bills? Interesting position.
>>62669348People say stocks can go down in addition to up though.
>>62669358It's fine. I buy TQQQ every day no matter which direction it's going. In the long run the only way it goes is up.
is it appropriate to wear something like that at a children playground?
>>62669351idk what that means you're scaring me, mite go to 350% cash now this all sounds crazy
>>62669372yes totally that way you have them all fooled and nobody is gonna think you're a pedophile like they usually would
>>62669373
Copper also reached a new ATH btw.
>>62669390oy!
Since stocks are down, it's time to average down again.Tech will peak again then crash.
>New Mexico?>No, New America!
>>62669390
>>62669390>ATHAthabasca Oil Corp went from $0.12 to $12.41 in something like 5 years (+1000%) and nobody here tipped me off about this and I'm very upset
Thoughts on ZBAO?
>>62669390Coin clipping should make a comeback. Who has the best copper coins for this?
>>62669415>China
>>62669390>>62669408>>62669418Too bad Musk killed the penny, a true cornerstone of our economy and monetary system https://youtu.be/b4jGjyVgJJE?si
>>62669287Why are their hands made out of paper?
>>62669107uh oh melty pattern
>>62669422
>>62669245No idea m7, I just know that I'll sell this garbage fake pump to degen goomblers.
RIP FUTURES
I am getting a big paycheck in 2 weeks. What retarded bet should I make with it? I'm looking for a solid 8% return over a period of 1 year. No Chinese "stocks", and no feminine hygiene products.
OH SHIT FUTURES ARE BACK
RIP FUTURES AGAIN
>>62669467Pick 8 giga compounders. I made it diversified for you.GOOGLAMZNNVDALLYAVGOGEKOTJX
>>62669473I dunno man that sounds like it could get me more than a 8% return
b..but i thought the strait was wide open... why is oil mooning? Where the fuck is bussyent? Where the fuck is barak ravid?
>MU
Man, I can't stand memory stocks. They piss around for a week and then just pump 10%. How the fuck am I supposed to know if the pump will be sustained? I thought last week was the bottom, but after Friday and the overnight market I'm not sure anymore.
it begins (actually started right at 12am)
>>62669485put half of it into SPY and cross your fingersthat might get you 8% on the whole principal
>>62669467>What retarded bet should I make with it?Long 30dte synthetic futures on TQQQ
Going all in on calls at openWhat am I in for?
>>62669504ass rape (good kind)
>>62669507Bro I was loaded on puts on friday. they raped me until the very second where I sold and it reversed to my breakeven and moreI NEED TO MAKE IT BACK!!!
>>62669513
>>62669473>AVGOThis shit never seems to be moving.
When is that kike paying me, I want to bought.
>>62669532what do you intend to bought my frend
There are no words for how disappointed I am with the performance of my China ETF. They're the most promising country in the world right now but nobody is buying chinkstocks. No matter, I'll be holding for another 20 years.
>>62669535excuse me but the China is on a 100 year plan, you better buckle up bucko
>>62669534TQQQ or SK Hynix.
>>62669535>oh no my anti immediate gratification strategy ETF isn't nigger pumping overnight like all my dumb gweilo tech shitcoins
SATA is the best HYSA and it's not even close
>>62669535China has been in a bear market for the last decade lolChina peaked not long before the trade war started, and it started before Trump.A lot of the manufacturing China was doing has been going to other countries. In the western hemisphere, the big one it's been going to is Mexico. In Asia, it's been going to Vietnam and India. The manufacturing cycle in China boomed big, then bust big.China has been trying to pivot to a services economy like the developed world, but it hasn't been working out for them. They've just been in a slump for a decade.I haven't paid close attention, but as far as I know, there's no sign of China's recovery.
>>62669535Why not hold an All World ETF. It would automatically rebalance into China stocks over the next 100 years if it became the leading stock market as you expect.
>>62669546This post glows in the dark
>>62669548I know VT is for example extremely underweight China. And then there's an issue of China's control over its market not allowing foreigners to own most stocks.
>>62669535even the chinese are buying voo instead of their own stocks, i'm not fudding but you should probably pick stocks instead because there are a ton of stinkers inside
>>62669549coping through denial
im not complaining but why is everything mooning? is it just going to go back down on wensday
>>62669546>They've just been in a slump for a decade.>5.5% annualized GDP growth since 2016Nigger are you retarded?
>>62669554i have been repeatedly assured by my chinese sources familiar with the matter that 'china numbah won!' (their emphasis)
>>62669555It's the kospi effect. Sometimes the market pulls back whole kospi is red so what you see now isn't mooning it's just returning to where it was
>>62669535china actually has two indexes, one foreigners can invest into (is it china A?) and one for domestic investorscorrelation between them is surprisingly low, around 60% if I remember correctlytldr you invest in mostly a lot of crap when buying a "china etf"
Yo never invested before but I'm in AusIs it a no brainer to just dump all my money into IVV and keep putting half my savings in it every pay?
>>62669562nothe best thing to do is find someone abroad that you can send your money to so they can launder your moneythis way you dont have to pay taxes to your theiving government
>>62669521looks like a decent dip buying opportunity
>>62669567in my amateurish experience it moves very slowlyi stopped paying attention to after the last earnings last quarter and i didnt get a good scalp from the totally organic 4pm earnings report volatility
any smiggas in here swing trade? looking at NCLH im thinking about buying now and selling at around 25 for a quick 50ish% profit. probably take a month or two to play out
>>62669575probbly going down down down while diesel goes up up upwe got a refining issue
>>62669572-14% past month. to me any dip <-10% is a good buy for any good stock unless there's a damn good reason for the price to keep going down
>>62669562if your broker has SPYL buy that instead, non us citizens get cucked because the jews take 30% of your dividends if you buy a us fund but for irish domiciled funds it's 15%
>>62669503>TQQQWoah What's the meme>>62669564Lul and that would you I suppose? I'm already taxed on pay BC I'm government and I earn too little to where it's worth the risk of another holding my money>>62669578Oh sweet that one looks goodWhat are dividends btw? Legit new asf. I expect to just dump my money in and never see it again until I pull it out at 45 then I'm suddenly a millionaireI'd probably reinvest the dividends
>gopro Holy shit this might blow up again on open
>>62669577they only got fucked last quarter because the reporting dudes didnt get the memo that saying "we are investing in ai" would net massive a positive sentiment and more investmentwhat they ended up saying was something like "we are not very much invested in ai" and they suffered for it post earnings reportthey also complained about rising capex etcthey are still a solid company since their core business model (cell phones and cars) wont die very soonly but as that other dude posted earlier about the slate car, there might be a pull back because consumers want cars to get from point a to b not a data theiving coffin so a car not being able to dispose of your shit and wipe your ass as youre driving wont be a deal breaker
kek chink baggies
>>62669035>upcoming volatility events>fed meeting sep 15>corporate buyback blackouts around the 15th>triple witching expirations sep 18th>quarterly large fund rebalancing at the end of september>midterm electionsyou forgot one >Kevin Warsh doing the needful
>>62669580>What are dividends btw?This is bait.
>>62669582I don't really like those car features either but it think the average consumer gobbles that shit up
>>62669586The only thing I know for certain is that I know nothing
>>62668928>>ballooned>>to 170I thought it was reply to CRDO.
>>62669546You have no idea how strongly China and more specifically Chinese universities lead in future tech research. The fact that most people (including Chinese people themselves) are sleeping on this is why I expect the Chinese market to do so well in the coming decades.
>>62669535>They're the most promising country in the worldAre you old enough to remember when Japan was to become the biggest economy in the world? China copied the same thing Japan did when it was growing and Japan ended up going bust and crabbing for 20 years. That's not even taking into account that China demographics entered a death spiral and are already in a worse state than Korea and Japan.
>>62669587theyll probably do well when the wag the dog war ends (LOL)
>>62669585so SPY rips to 840 in 2 weeks is what you're saying
>>62669597Japan was kneecapped by the US in the Plaza Accord.
>>62669595Yeah I read their papers on the pebble bed nuclear reactors, they hired our top german researcher on that matter when we gave up nuclear technology. He taught a generation of students at Beijing university who are now improving on our designs and have built a functional reactor,while corrrectly quoting the previous german research in the publications and explaining clearly how they improved it.
>>62669590You are going to lose everything.
>>62669595chinese research universities are jokes, theres a reason the best students all go to uni overseas. they embarrass themselves constantly by having less rigorous peer review and methodology (see the room temp super conductor announcement that was quickly disproven by western universities for example)
So the fed is hiking for sure, right? The only doubt is if it's going to be 25bepis or 50.The retard in chief is going to have another meltdown.
>>62669612polymarket thinks no hike this year by far
>>62669612>50bpis rate hikeAre you trying to make me coom?
>>62669605Yeah they're poaching a lot of top researchers from the west.>>62669610What are you babbling about? A South Korean guy was behind LK-99.
Your shorts aren't working anymore, BUSSY
I like CRAK
>>62669614We're 75% above inflation targets and the job market is doing great. I know he kissed Trump's diaper to get the job but...
Where the oil glutters at? Why is brent pushing 100 and Kushner sucking Putin's dick if there's too much of it?
algos are spazzing out, somethings happening with stonks
>>62669629didnt orangutan man visit puten for a peace treaty over the long weekend? maybe theres a taco tweet coming up, its taco tuesday afterall
>the smell of a beautiful woman's open assbuy (female) natural gas
>yields
stonks in full schizo mode
>>62669651KOSPI
>>62669646>oil
oil kings..
>>62669620one of the chink unis announced they reproduced it
Finally realizing that the only way to make it in the stock market is by shorting volatility feels like Neo being unplugged from the Matrix.At last, I truly see.Not longing stocks or calls.Not selling theta (retarded because you expose yourself to the same time/directional risk as regular longers).It's by exploiting high vol events like earnings, selling overpriced calls/puts and buying them back when the earnings are over.
>>62669597>>62669603China copied Singapore and as for the Plaza Accord, the timing doesn't line up; I can dig up the paper if you're interested
>bonds>oil
>>62669661Turns out that you cannot, in fact, print oil.
we will be back to >kek oil baggieswithin 24hrs
Trust the plan
>>62669671supreme taco tuedday incoming some are calling it the biggest taco yet
>>62669678
>extremely attractive European women are having their morning shits right now, sitting in their own stenchbuy (female) natural gas
>oil
I THOUGHT FUTURES WERE GREEN WTFWTFWTF
oilers are indeed oiling
You guys know what colour oil is?
>he believes in oilOil doesn't exist and it's a psyop for the government to control you
oil just made me a millionaire
oil will be 110 by end of the week
oils gunna crash everything you fucking bullfag retard idiots
Oil isn't fat
>>62669698WITH NO SURVIVORS
Open the fucking markets I wanna gamble!!!!
HOLY SHIT BROS CHECK KMBTHE THESIS IS PLAYING OUThttps://x.com/GBC_Press/status/2096653371436662821
>>62669691WalFail shipped me some weird ass blue euro oil last time
How much oil could you have delivered before your neighbors or municipality would get upset?
GRIND the wheat? Why? You people are crazy.
>10/10 escorts are being rimmed by fat, old, ugly, bald losers right nowbuy (female) natural gas
Sold my nio at a loss and bought more coal stocks, SMR
I remember a year ago when Intel was at like $20 a share there was tons of threads here memeing on them and some guy said this was the most obvious play ever and to buy as much as possible. I knew he was correct but I didn't do it because I'm a saver so I just kept my $100k in my HYSA (3.5% APR)A year later Intel is up 300%.
>>62669726your fault
>>62669717
>>62669726yeah but if you would have bought they wouldve dumped so..
>>62669726400%
I'm NOT fat
I'm NOT bald
>>62669730I know I am just contemplating my existence and why god made me.
>>62669735TRVKE
>>62669726Let's be honest you would've sold after 10%.
>>62669726Even if he only got lucky, that guy's thinking, life choices and upbringing must have all been correct. Please tell us the secret if you remember it. Did he keep his hat on backwards? Only chew bubble gum on weekends? Well what is it? Some of us are still just waiting to make it over here
>>62669755He's a schizophrenic desperately trying to get an smg tranny to be his flat cheated loli wife. It's been 2 years and he's made no progress. Also it was his mom's money
mein kampfsive been thinkingif i put money into my broker then buy a stock in a higher currency in which it's normally traded in and then immediately sell wouldnt that be half assed forex trading since the money i get back is going to be held in the higher currency i sold it at?
>>62669726Intcel is still shit, 40 bucks at most.
>>62669757Even if that's true, he must be wise with money. How is he investing it now? Don't tell me he's on a 6 month long drug and sex vacation in some rancid hellhole. He must see the charts in his dreams. A real prodigy.. come on, what's the secret?
The real reason I didn't buy Intel is because I hate America and I was hoping it would fail even though I knew it probably wouldn't. The reason I hate America is because I am a 37 year old incel.
bussy hard at work right now, his rectum percolating with male cum. he must be very energized
>>62669759you eat spread and fees on the stock purchase so its better to just straight convert it even if the conversion fee might be lower for buying the stock depending on the amount you buy
the weekly taco recovery, gotta love it. slurp it up and short oil
>>62669757My schizophrenia is mild and has been well under control since i got sober. Its only been 1.5 years and i had made a lot of progress, she just has attachment issues and her own mental issues shes having to work through and theyre intertwined with radical politics so she is on a real rollercoaster. My mom gave me about half of what i had and i was 35 with under 200k its not like i was lavished that was my college fund that i never used it wasnt even enough for 3 semesters
>>62669775I think eu market is also pricing a rate hike this week
call itgreen day or poc day?I sayit can go either way
>all metals green except gold and silverwhat does this mean for minors?
>>62669786where we are going there wont be any rates
The S&P will lose %1 every month for the next 12 years. I hope you all got out last week.
>>62669786Thank you orange kike for making my mortgage go up and for making gasoline more expensive.
>>62669809source?
>>62669812Schlomo Fudstein's newsletter.
>>62669790Damn, no wonder everyone here is a millionaire, such a solid grasp on the workings of the stock market.
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>>62668816its kinda old news desu. the COVID scam was way more lucrative and theatrical than the 9/11 scam. cant wait to see what scam they have to run next!
