Beary scawy days ahead edition.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62670447
NIGGERS
>>62671138He will send ice to the federal reserve
More advertisements for On shoes than any Nike products.So bullish with ON.
The level of jooish tricks on brent today is surreal
First for cuts
MCD is a literal no brainer, yes it might not go back to the silly P/E it was late 2025 sitting at 30 but it is a 25 P/E stock the real-estate value means that its not going to reach price levels (at least my bags hope so) that would put it at traditional value levels between 8-15 P/E
MUSissies aren't allowed to cum
Its so volatile today
Citrini research just went giga bear on ServiceNow????
>>62671149Yeah, what the fuck is going on?
There's some serious gains to be made shorting the ever living fuck out of black gold and gold gold boss.
NIGGERS(and jews)
>>62671140WHOA BASED
go promore likego ____
>>62671159Got u senpai
>>62671161More like go get me another bottle of jagermeisters.
The fact oil isn't at 110 again is fucking mind blowing, next stock market crash wont be AI related at all in my opinion but instead will be another 2008 esque event were something gets dislodged in the inner finical system rather then people grossly over paying for a technology that wont deliver as Open AI is actually doing what few thought it would be able to
>>62671162kek
>>62671156There will be a point where it goes negative and I wanna be there with 10x leverge. Already did it once on the first MoU when it went below 70 but then they started shooting again.
>>62671149GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA
SPR numbers finally released after an unusual delay. Last week supposedly only saw 1.2 million barrels pumped out, the lowest weekly rate since March
Left my birth certificate at the post office after an appointment and now I gotta go hope they kept it safe there. Ready for 10 mortgages to have been taken out in my name.
this is NOT how it went in my favorite anime
>>62671168Why would you short oil after the MOU, that was your buy back in opportunity?
>>62671172Bullish for DHI
>>62671172Damn bro that's my biggest fear
GLWniggaz... it was all worth it
fuck i should have bought more Co part
>>62671161go pro?More like went amateur Please clap
>>62671181put me in the screen cap, also long GAW
>>62671177Glad someone listened to my shilling
>>6267045>>6267045
so now that the dust has settled
>>62671166Well, that's exactly what oil will do, much like it did in 2008. Without oil going apeshit, the subprimes party could have gone for far far longer.Same shit will happen. Not necessarily housing, not necessarily subprimes again. But high oil prices will break something yet again, and it all cascade from there.Oil, it's ALWAYS oil.
>>62671190>>62670451>>62670451
>>62671174Huh? It took weeks to go down to the bottom after the announcement. I started at around 86 and rode it all the way down I'm talking about brent if that wasn't clear.
>>62671192Ok but oil in 140 2008 dollars is like $1900 a barrel today
>>62671192I predict that what will become broke will be the key to making it when to as this one does occur boss.
>>62671076Imagine they're making it up just to pump the AI stocks? Lol>>62671072Heh. The amount of times stuff like this happens to me makes me wonder if brokerages give all the info on your account to third parties>hmm these guys, they all do too well, start screwing them over and counter their trades>>62671147With prices like that? Lol
>>62671192I think the consensus likes to point to AI as the oblivious patient zero for the next crash but just take a look at private credit which has taken on the banks role in 2008 and they are in a far nastier position then any of the big AI or AI adjacent companies are it just feels to obvious that it would be AI some part of the wagon is going to fly off and we just dont know which part
>>62671149MU getting smoked on open gap up while SKHY did not is interesting.
Wtf was driving the recent bearish sentiment? Any explanation? Most things are now recovering again but what drove the prices down in the first place?
I am still losing money on SNXX>anon has eye floaters editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62671213Oil going sky high, new trade war with Canada, and lots of big earnings reports with concerns as to whether the AI trade was dead or not (its not).
Sneeddisk can pump but not MU, cannot let it get near the ATH again
>>62671215*kisses you on the cheek*We'll get you your money back
>>62671213did you know theres a war on and doubts about AI buildout funding from all the hyperscalers and nvidia?
>>62671213Iran captured Blumpfts metal gear and uhh......apparently china is also getting tired of Iran and is asking them to either sit at the table or fuck off.
>>62671206I have checked its past P/E ratios and its current of 20 is historically cheap, which yadda yadda ya i know business landscape has changed and growth vectors have mostly all being tapped (except for the asian markets) but as buffet says its not bad buying great companies for fair value and they are basically at 20 P/E at fair value its lowest P/E during the 2008 crisis was 15
>>62671215I hate eye floaters so much. How far are you from ath?
>>62671216bonds yields, don't forget the bond yields and i would assume some carry trade unwinding due to the jp10y fiasco
wtfwt
uh what the fuck?
>>62671231
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>MUCome on, do something
I've done literally nothing for the past 5 months. I'm just accumulating cash in a high-yield savings account because everything feels toppy. I am financially confused.
Semi sisters not like this!!!!
>>62671240I'm going to once again sell again to move and it will pump
Oil suddenly ripping. Fucking ridiculous how then even managed to make it go fuckign red on a day like this where everything down to refineries is blowing up.I hope Bussy gets fucking liquidated much like when he got liquidated with his shitty Soros fund shorting oil in the early 00's.They all deserve to fucking burn and die after provoking a biblical fuckup. Tired of this charade.
>>62671245I wish I sold several weeks ago since it does feel toppy but I'm stuck chasing losses.
why are AI baggies freaking out, after this lastest Astra release the semis trade is back on due to the good will it has created, wouldnt buy in myself as they are basically priced to perfection but if SNDK goes to 2k again i would not be surprised
>>62671220i am still clueless about china's position hereif a crisis were to happen they would be the first ones to be fucked due to their economy being an export economyon other hand they seem like they want to weaken US in order to take Taiwan in near futureso what kind of path will they choose?
> get pulled over, be completely wrong> exude calm confidence that i'm right> verbal "warning" smile and a good day to you tooahem tell me why it's evil to be psychotically socially manipulative again. the $50 extra bucks in my wallet say otherwise. scoreboard tells the tale. you can't gatekeep this superpower forever, society. Yes I will be buying KLAR with the 50
>>62671248Thank you for your service.
Final hour to buy GME/W+667% gain in a day
>>62671260Thank you for your service.
Ok we’re back
YO HOMES SMELL YA LATA!
>>62671250oil is back iran is launching another wave of missiles as of 1 minute ago..
Let me give you guys a pro-tip. On days like this I like to ask myself, "What would Kirby do?"
>up 2%>power hour down 5% into down 10% EOW, crab down even more next weekshould i even feel happy during these "green" days when i know its going to reverse tomorrow
based trump boosting oil
>>62671272any info on houthis and red sea?
>>62671253AI (nvidis, saas, etc.) is shitting itself. Semi fabs like micron are the ones pumping.
SURVEY TIME1. What has been your time in the stock market?2. When did you find out that you can't predict direction in the market, ESPECIALLY if you refuse to be a multi year baggie and buy calls?
>>62671280Houthi shit is a mess don’t expect clear outcomes it’s been a shitshow for two decades
>>62671280Saudis want to annihilate them in an open conflict now but don't wanna get stuck doing so.
>>62671277>"What would Kirby doturn into a rock or hit you with an umbrella, simple as
>>62671284what do you mean you can't predict market direction? number literally always goes up
>>62671272But they launched missiles for the entire fucking day, didn't prevent if from going red during the day for some jooish unholy reason
>>62671280Red sea is still red, as for the first question, "who these?" I don't have any info on those boss.
>>62671245DCA VOO (or other tickers) >picture unrelated
>>62671284ive been in market for 6 years nowi have long known that i cant predict the markets due to insane insider trading that goes on so i look at overall macroeconomical and political factors while investing, that seems to work in long term
>>62671279Based
>>62671218I'm afraid there's no full return journey because I realized some substantial losses, but it's not nearly as bad as before obviously lol>>62671222checked and me too, i have to reschedule an optometrist's appointment soon. uh, I had to juice myself with a 401(k) loan towards the bottom of sneedisk for reasons, so minus that about 20-23%ish i think (just a rough guesstimate)
See that last one red candle just a few minutes ago? Yeah it's signed Bussy. Again.Tired of this shit.
>oil in the "lower mid" 90sany native strait of hormuzer's ITT? how are conditions on the ground? news status?
>>62671289You think Kirby would hide in a rock? Nah, he's way more resourceful than that. Like if some Iranian proxy was shooting missiles at our boats he could just inhale the missiles, then turn into a missile and fire himself right at the dome of the rock boss.
>>62671284>Time: 7 years>Realized i cant predict: 1 month in 2019 got rugged by westpac stock, its a shitty Australian bank for all ameri mutts in this thread
Leave the oil chuds to me boss
>>62671301we genuinely dont know shit it depends on how long iranians can hold and even if they sit down for peace i dont think israel will allow that, they want their golem to keep fighting
>>62671301You know what irks me the most? Journos. Fucking journos. In my time, we had what we called "war journalists". Believe it or not, they actually did the job, they were there, covering what was happening, sometimes lost their lives as well.Nowadays? Nothing. Fucking nothing. Nobody is fucking there. Is it so fucking hard to chill out on an Oman beach, take out a fucking pair of binoculars or a 400 bucks 200mm zoom lens and FUCKING COVER WHEN A TANKER IS FUCKING HIT AND YOU SEE A COLUMN OF SMOKE FROM 50KM AWAY?IS IT SO FUCKING HARDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Do you guys think the semis and memory trade are back or is this just another pump they will rugpull us on?>>62671299You're closer than me. I'm like 40% away from where my portfolio was earlier this year.
>>62671256They ideally want to have Taipei agree to an XX year hong kongization agreement and have nobody really care. My guess is they think they could get there by tilting the 2028 Taiwanese elections and/or threatening a blockade, more than they have been.
large scale naval engagement in Hormuz (again) and Yemeni army actually captured some new towns today for the first time in like 11 years guess the Saudis aren't playing anymore
>>62671306>how long iranians can hold>and even if>i dont think israel will allow that, they want their golem to keep fighting
>>62671310Oh and point is hormuz is ancillary to that so they just want shit to work and to farm respectability
why do bears get so mad at oil going up?
>>62671308>Is it so fucking hard to chill out on an Oman beach, take out a fucking pair of binoculars or a 400 bucks 200mm zoom lens and FUCKING COVER WHEN A TANKER IS FUCKING HIT AND YOU SEE A COLUMN OF SMOKE FROM 50KM AWAY?>IS IT SO FUCKING HARDwhoever manages to do it will be at a great advantage in the market
>>62671310taiwanese may be willing to agree but do you think US will? they are very important for semi market after all
>yet another massive JPY intervention an hour ago
>>62671308How can you take pictures of smoking tankers, when no vessels are under any threat of fire boss?
why is my nokia up? why am i holding nokia?
>>62671329
Just noticed Trump tried to TACO again today but markets are still down. Looks like he played the same hand once too many times.
>>62671323Taiwanese are unlikely to agree except under duress US otoh doesn't actually care if they sign an agreement where nothing changes until 2078 or whatever
>>62671329>re-entry into the Euro Stoxx 50 index>new live hosted AI testing platform, Mobile Core Early Accessai voodoo mostly
Muh bix nood muhfug googlies GO UP YOU BENCHODSMaybe this is the bottom now and it’s crabbing a little down before going up
>>62671337
>>62671331oh yes, thank you for reminding me. bouncing. that's actually the reason. i trimmed 75% of my position at 16 and held through the 17 top, let's see what happens next.>>62671339i wonder if they'll ever expand their currently established moon infrastructure.
>>62671329I've been shilling it for 3 days. Hope it was because of me, champ.
EBAY IS PUMPINGBECAUSE GAMESTOP IS BUYING THAT SHIT!
>>62671343AGI at work
Trump will say Drill baby drill again
FINAL LAST MINUTESEITHER BUY GME WARRANTSOR EBAY SHORT DATED CALLSMAX STRIKE OF $125
>>62671343he... he is in so much pain
We need a military intervention at the federal reserve
A BUSSY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>62671350who gives a fuck about GameStop lol, i feel like a hedge fund manager looking at grinder having great future growth prospects and great fundamentals and not buying purely because its gay.
israeli elections next month, anyone well versed in the kike politics?
>>62671354seal team six needs to pull the levers on the printer
>people mocked me on this board when I claim we were close to AGI>now we are hereLuddites can't stop taking L's
>>62671350Ok fine I bought a 110c, I better not regret this
kharg island has been attacked
>>62671365i will take the L i didnt think it would come this quick
>>62671365i still have suspicions about GPT-6 being AGI i feel like LLMs just arent cut to reach AGI
Why's everything crabbing downwards AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62671359The markets will give a fuck tomorrow. Want to be early or late?>>62671366Nice, 500-600% gains
>>62671371 gpt 6 isnt AGI, but its the release of it makes it clear that yes AGI is possible. the big question left to answer now for markets is pretty simple have we spent to much? how much will it generate revenue wise? and does it matter finically if the global debt markets are seizing up
Turns out LG is illegally collecting a LOT of data. I'm expecting very big fines, at least in the EU. So how much is this going to make the stock price gonna go up?
>>62671365ok now that we're AGI where is my humanoid robots like detroit becomes human
>>62671361Bibi out, opposition in. Opposition is still gonna shoot Palestinians so nothing will change. That's it that's all.
>>62671350Why? How much money would either make me? How short dated?
>>62671374i bought mrna at 60 a share im not in need of anymore +100% moves but thanks
>>62671371AGI means artificial general inteligence, so one model can solve any problem, we had AGI for a while, we are just accelerating towards superintelligence and the entire economy will just be based around building data centers and chips for robotics. This semiconductor cycle will be the biggest wealth generator in history
>>62671377how much would you be willing to go in debt for an android gf?
>>62671365>the guy profiting from the data centers said AGI has been achieved!>therefore AGI has been achieved!
>>62671376Man I can’t believe these smart tv’s were spying on people like people (accused of being schizos) said they were
>>62671375If you have a bot that can solve any power on its own money is not an issue, if funding dries up the goverment will nationalize all these companies as it is too strategic to not develop
>>62671385so you don't believe the US beat China to AGI? you probably think the moon landings were fake too huh.
>>62671384Any debt amount will be fine in this scenario because she's just gonna make it back trading with her superior intelligence.
>>62671384im willing to pay 30 dollars a month for 500 years, and knowing AGI they will solve aging
>>62671383>This semiconductor cycle will be the biggest wealth generator in historywhich stocks would you recommend for this then?
>>62671385yeah bro solving millenium problems is just dumb monkey shit and models training themselves won't create exponential intelligence
>>62671392they are already priced with this assumption baked in
>>62671389Honestly can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not because there are retards out there who would unironically think like this.
>>62671384Would have to do the maths for how much time/money I’d save by having the robo waifu cook and clean every day But would easily do new car type debt for one
>>62671395>solving millenium problemsMay we see it?
>>62671397this. everything is already priced in. no more discoveries to be made from here on out.
>>62671395Grigori Perelman will be the last human to ever solve a millennium problem
>>62671392just buy everything related to construction, energy and semis. Copy Leopold but instead of 254x leverage just do a times 3
>>62671404everything you have listed has already run 60 -100%
>>62671401https://openai.com/index/navier-stokes-solution/Here the full proof.The agents are literally training themselves. Human intelligence is completly mogged and the only intelligence that matters is pure ingenuity
>>62671408>openai.comMmm.. No.
>>62671365Luddies never stood a chance dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0948yq2Hqki watched this video when it released i wish i listened to it and bought nvidia back in 2022
>>62671407yeah and it will keep doing that for a decade you will see annual investments in data centers equal the entire GDP of large nations like the UK in the US alone
deadass why is mu being such a bitch today everything ran hard except it
>>62671418You wouldn’t understand
>>62671415literally soul vs soulless
>>62671415Quick. Throw an other 5 trillion at it. Maybe ai can do a video of his wife fucking his sons teenage friend.
>>62671417hard disagree that is assuming a sterile geopolitical and financial environment, of which both are very much not with the future prospects for both being very grim. i think alot of the concern over what degree AI will be developed to is mostly gone now in the past few weeks but that leaves the other two risks which do not really have any clear way out.
power fifteen minutes please!
>>62671415>hedgefunds use the same AI model as me>i ask AI to search within its own database for profitable stonk strats with emphasize on hedgefunds>free alpha>retire in 2 years
>>62671408Can they train themselves to make some positive Cashflow? Or each other even?
cool of sneedisk to completely shit the bed into close today, nice
>>62671434next time profit take nerdalternatively sell a covered call or two
>>62671429>sterile geopolitical and financial environment,Nigga what is the point of money if all labor and thinking can be automated, not throwing all resources at this would literally the biggest blunder in history. We could be talking about a 30% GDP growth per year if a superintelligence is created
>>62671432the people that actually "make it" in the stock market are people that actually want to keep being here until they are 90, if you could just dip a toe in a and be rich everyone would be
>>62671437I do business with Jersey Mikes.
oh i'm fucking predicting
>>62671433they don't need to make any cashflows, the US will nationalize the labs before 2028. No one gave a fuck about the cash flows of the Manhattan project
>>62671447Maybe. But that’s complete annihilation of equity holders. Debt gets paid first. Then equity. But if state assistance of that scale is needed. All prior capital is annihilated. So what’s your point?
Sold my MU on open. No regerts.
>>62671371LLM was an apt descriptor 3 years ago, but it is an outdated term now like it would be an outdated thing to regard humans as "tube-shitters" because the first animals branched into tube-shaped things (ancestors of us) or such that are shaped like a sac (jellyfish etc).
>>62671446What are you predicting anon
>>62671456a faux dough finish
i'm starting to think hgraf is a complete scam should i just cut my losses and get out
>>62671455Well I'd rather be a tube shitter than a street shitter boss.
>Iran Launched Undisclosed Second Wave Of Attacks On US Navy Ships – WSJOH NO IT'S UNDISCLOSED
>>62671415It's quite ironic though that when you look at it, the left looks more like him distinctly. When the right one eats, it looks like a different black guy, not really Will Smith
>>62671460But wait, there's more! Kjirstin and a carbon fart just linked up!
>>62671350Hmm a quick look at this price action looks sus asf. You trying to make us bagholders?
>he didn't buy sivers at $2.50
>>62671387Schizo bros....we've been vindicated again!
It's not about the stockIt's about the property underneath it
Of fucking course sandisk gave up all its gains
>>62671453Nah the US at worst will only full nationalize semis and the labs it won't nationalize construction companies which will roll out all the infrastructure.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62671443Anon, we'll all be here until we're 90. Nobody here wants to make it so he can go cruise facebook instead.Also, you don't need to put make it in quotes like some Associated Press faggot.
>>62671480ok
>>62671480-0.08%>>62671478yep of course
>>62671480Today: -0.79%This Month: -0.35%This Year: +30.33%From Peak: -3.06%12 Months: +16.90%not great
>>62671376>>62671376>Turns out LG is illegally collecting a LOT of data>>>/g/109750573There's nothing out of the ordinary that's happening with LG TVs. You can read the thread there. It's just Gamers Nexus being Gamers Nexus. Throwing technobabble at the goyim so that they'll be mad and watch more Wumao Steve next week when he finds the next thing that he's angry about.
>>62671480+1.40%
anyone employing the buy at close, sell at open technique
>>62671478i was looking at the chart with all the silly lines on it 4 hours ago and i had a premonition>this shit is gonna close red todayi wish i had trusted my instincts and shorted it
>>62671480+.24%Spinny bois didnt collapse.
>>62671484It's just not fair!!!!
>>62671480-8%, fml
>>62671442doesn't really matter when the bits in the supply chain are being destroyed or cut off, hence geopolitical risk and work arounds are absolutely possible but take time and we in the west have not prepared any where enough
>>62671480crabbed down 0.08%
>>62671395>set model to work on all millennium prizes>no progress on any of the problems but the one that a customer of OpenAI had used for his work>publish results and claim creditkek
>>62671480+1.09%
>>62671469Gamestop is acquiring ebay. It's becoming the American Alibaba. Do with that information what you will
>>62671480+0,5%
>>62671480>downs 0.64%
>>62671489sometimes yes
Damn we got rugged cuh
>>62671502keep coping, with reinforce agent training these models will improve so fast that 6 months from now their cognitive capabilities will look like we are in 2001.
>>626714800%, refactoring and rewriting stuff still.
>>62671138my photonics stocks doin a lil somethin
Why is the market such a nigger?
>>62671508post thesis then position if not fuck off
>>62671480+1.99 I should have full ported spacex at 110
>>62671480>DING DING DING DING DING>How did it go today?!?!
>>62671460>i'm starting to think hgraf is a complete scamCan you feel it anon? Deep stimulating vibrations?
>>62671522Thesishttps://x.com/GoatBeardzDD/status/2095309931863761025 and https://x.com/GoatBeardzDD/status/2094903555463246123Position:30,000 BBBYQ2,500 GME shares5,000 GME warrants100 Short dated GME calls oct-jan $25C-$50C20 GME Call LEAPs $20C-$50C
>>62671480-0.07%. Still got way too much cash. DCAing into bogle hoping to buy into some kind of weakness.
I had an idea, what if instead of doing a trade embargo with Canada we did a full blown blockade of the territory and forced them to only trade with the eskimos boss?
>>62671146baby...>>62671480little over 5%
>>62671480Not up as much as this morning.
>>62671460dude it's literally a scam lmao
>>62671539how have you been so consistently unfunny this entire thread
>>62671535Kek'd
Who is going to be a HNUC IPO baggie?
>>62671460I tried to warn everybody not to buy this shit, and that there were better options in the carbon nano-tube sphere, but I was told to shut the fuck up. Sorry boss.
>>62671547Its a tripfaggot what do you expect>>62671553Me, probably
A fresh Axios that made me lmao >Consider the following >Everything is fucked
>>62671536>All the replies are from BBBY and GME baggie christcucks begging for financial salvation from a JewLmao. Teddycels.
>>62671559or you kick the can down the road until the road ends?
>>62671547>he thinks I'm joking about blockading the canadiansIs this how communists get into power?>Please don't vote for the guy promising to turn the country into a communist shithole.>Nah he's only kidding he won't actually turn us into a commie shithole.>Votes commie>Commies come in do the purge murdering everyone with a brain and consolidates power into a dictatorship or whatever they've done the 100 times this has been tried before.
>>62671561I haven't seen anyone argue against the logical reasonings made in the article though. Isn't that super interesting
>>62671556>Me, probablyAre you going to buy on the open and wait, or wait for it tank like XE then buy?
>>62671246BOCCHISISTER *hugs you and holds you*
>>62671536>GME warrantsIs this the new scam? You know with warrants they create new shares. You are literally paying a Jew to print bags that dilute your shares lmao
>>62671480+1.08%
>>62671565if someone cant understand something then why would you suggest they buy it? seems like a wish list
>>62671572Dilution is priced in. You never seen warrants before?>>62671575You should never buy something you don't understand
>>62671499how the fuck? Were you balls deep in NVDA or something
lamo
>>62671581Anon an 8 billion dollar company (GME) doesn't buy a 47 billion dollar company (eBay)That's not how numbers work.Your old thesis was a short squeeze and now you are letting the kike dilute on you lmao. Lol.
>>62671565Joseph Smith translating the book of Mormon from the gold plates inside of his hat is more believable than Ryan Cohen building an Amazon competitor in secret in his garage and is waiting to reward all the retards that bought GME and BBBY while he made a fool of himself and stepped on rakes for 2 years but has actually been enacting a genius 11 step plan that is also obvious to anyone dumb enough to follow him and now they're just openly posting their little Jewish savior plan on X.comYeah, totally need someone to spend valuable time disbunking this.
>>62671587>lamoHave you tried some LAMO slippers before? Quite comfy. Builds static electricity like crazy though.
>>62671587why is this senior citizen posting his multi-stanza DD every day
>>62671587>Thank you for your attention to this matter.You're welcome, anytime boss.
>>62671585Sandisk and MU, ive been bagholding since last month
>>62671594They say he has some female assistant who has been dutifully transcribing these for him at all hours of the day.
>>62671587why doesn't he care about the 180 billion dollar trade deficit with Mexico or one of the many others higher than Canada's?
>>62671567Probably buy some at open and see what happens from there. Holtec has a reactor going online relatively soon, don't they?>>62671587Is this trade war really over beef? Isn't there a massive cattle shortage in the states to begin with?
>>62671480-0.74%
>>62671598What, MU's only 1% down and SNDK is barely up
>>62671598At least MU stayed above $1000 and SNDK still above $1500...godspeed brotha I think most of us (read: murricans) need the AI trade to work in one way or another
>>62671608Blumpft and Iran niggers haven't been kind to be brazza
so, they did it
>>62671486TEE BEE AYCH Steve is right this ONE time
>>62671387At this point, virtually anybody calling you a schizo can be assumed to be a shill. With AI and LLMs, its extremely easy to have LLM shills all over the internet responding to stuff instantly as it arises. There's no longer a need to pay human shills.
If SOXL opens red tomorrow I'm fucked
>>62671614yes but back to the topic...where does this put wheat futures?
It’s coiling again. $5,200 by mid October. Another 30%+ on the miners.
>>62671625
>>62671621It’s been infinitely valuable for me to be able to pull a 3rd person into the dialogue between me and myself.
I'm bagholding MUZ, but I think tomorrow I will be able to scale out some because I bought too early>>62671623good for me though
i need brent at 100
>>62671460OMEGALUL
>>62671614QUICK what do we invest in??? aeroplanes? vfx tools?? what??
>>62671630Yes, I also need that
>>62671633One of my favorite Bobos
Can you uncs tell me how bullish stocks are on a scale of sussin to bussin?
>>62671590Joseph Smith was right doe
>>62671641Lil sussy
>>62671641Sbussin
So how is everyone supposed to sign on a 30 year mortgage and raise a family if American corporate culture can just fire you whenever they want? And then the mass Hispanics for blue collar and pajeets for white collar?
>>62671650double income + stock returns
>>62671650AI. Don't question it.
>>62671460Their website looks like a Jeet with autism coded it. Read the fucking runes on the wall.
>>62671650Live in the pod.
>>62671609thanks brotha, needed some hopium today
>>62671650I'll let you live in a dog cage for free if you give me 24/7 access to your bussy
>>62671667My entire body is covered in hair. I use shampoo as bodywash.
>>62671650believe in god and not this comically inefficient glimpse of existence we experience that is meant to serve only as a vehicle to god
>>62671671you don't need to try and get me harder I already made the offer bro
>>62671672If G_d exists, why am I in your thread? Checkmate christcuck!
>>62671673>we have bears and bearchasers ITT
>>62671676And they're still somehow less gay than faggler
>>62671676first day on smg? aka bear central
>>62671681>goingshortGODS
>>62671676>we have bearsThis is /smg/
>>62671185I made this edit
>>62671589>an 8 billion dollar company (GME) doesn't buy a 47 billion dollar company (eBay)>That's not how numbers work.Wrong, with leverage and dilution it's easily doable.$55.5B offer at $125/share. 75% cash, 25% stock. Stock: $13.875B at VWAP of $35 makes a little less than 400M shares. 2.5B shares are authorized. A hefty 100% dilution but it's still worth it. 75% cash, $41.625B comes from two Canadian banks (TD, $20B. BMO, $5B), SWFs put in around 15B (Qatar and Emirates), Ryan himself is willing to put up 500M-750M and US VCs put in another 1.5B. >>62671590>Ryan Cohen building an Amazon competitorCorrect.>in secret in his garageWrong. All filings all public. He took a stake in BABA, steered Gamestop towards collectibles and expended pre-used, put a public offer in for eBay.>and is waiting to reward all the retards that bought GMEyes. he is the biggest shareholder, after all. He wants to make himself rich.>while he made a fool of himselfHe made mistakes. The NFT marketplace was expensive. But the fundamentals are solid and eBay can grow rapidly in both profits and revenue under his vision.
>>62671677i am convinced baggler is unironically a kike
>>62671693That was up for discussion?
Waiting for GME to fall below KLAR's price so I can make slop of it.
>>62671693Noob
>>62671674just AI all the way up. Some real Asimov shit bro. AI is now 0.01 seconds ahead of humans, over time minutes > months > etc
How the fuck did sneed end up closing red?
>>62671705Nigger marketNigger tuesday
>>62671692Your shit stock is still dumping brazza thoughbeit
Found out today that Matt Groening is NOT a jew
>>62671710News to me too
>>62671710I think Epstein just really liked the Simpsons.I'm really genuinely surprised Matt and Trey Parker werent on that list. Theyre jewish after all.Perhaps the Jewish Summer Camp episode pissed Jeffy off
we have entered the "counter example" era of mathematics where a bunch of problems that can be solved by counter examples will fall. It remains to be seen if AI can ever be useful in creating new or novel mathematics or navigating tricky proofs. I suspect what will happen is that humans will make progress on a problem and AI will be used to quickly finish it off, eternally cucking people but never able to build the groundwork themselves.
>>62671480+0.3% day
>>62671719Counterpoint: we'll solve all these bullshit "math" problems and then nothing will happen and people will have to come to terms with the fact that funding "math" was basically a make-work field for autistic retards that couldn't make it in the real world and never should have been a serious field of study.
>>62671719But that's good because of the 80/20 principle
>>62671719Maybe we get to see if higher math is important or if it's nerd playpen cope
>>62671732Yah, only they did think that about calculus at first probably
>>62671719>tfw phd in math, 300k starting is coming to an end
>>62671650pretty simple really
Hope you guys have some puts for tomorrow. Iran is launching 100+ missiles towards Jordan. Looks like they are aiming for an airfield where America has some jets parked.
Patriot defenses activated:https://x.com/osinttechnical/status/2097441315638088165
>>62671773PQTRIQTS ARE IN CQNTRQL
>>62671767>>62671773
>>62671767...we're in jordan? thought the kikes were attacking them
>>62671480+0.00% gumballing
>Initial reports of Iran targeting F-35s, F-16s and refueling aircraft that were parked on runways at a base in Jordan.
>>62671790Mods don't at me, Brent is back over $100
>>62671790It's happening ooooooooooooooo
>dated Brent spiking again
I am a europoor owning usd denominated stocks, I get double raped. Another -0.5% on top erry other day
>>62671767yes I am puts maxing already thanks
>>62671797>I get double raped
>>62671790They're spamming Ukraine's monthly usage of Patriot missiles at a single barrage kekWonder what Zelensky thinks when he sees shit like this while Kiev gets bombed daily.
>>62671767news keeps reporting US is out of interceptors, but I seea lot of interceptors firing, many more than the incoming missiles.
>>62671810The Big Black Cock said about a month ago that somebody reckoned we were about 1/3 out of patriots (but you want to have the others on hand for non jew reasons)
>>62671816>>62671810We make about 8 per month so we just used a painful chunk of production.
Why did they rug CRDO so bad?
>>62671815Because they’re in usd, normal stocks, not currency hedged, and usd is losing value, especially relative to my oil country
>>62671826Because you keep posting this retarded niggerAlso AI plays are eating shit
EVERYTHING IS REDLIKE MY ANUSNIGGERS!
>>62671839Bottom signal
can sndk dump to 1500 real quick please
>>62671797If you don't do this already, convert your euros to usd and play with that. Don't trade us stocks with euros and pay the conversion fee every time
>>62671845Imagine reading this post one year ago
>>62671858no it depends on what amount you are buying with. for example on ibkr for amounts less than 6666 its optimal to just buy with euro and take the automatic conversion fee, for amounts over that its optimal to manually convert first. Also what he is referring to is getting raped on EURUSD going down at the same time that US stocks are going down, compounding his losses since he is making 2 investments, USD and the stocks.
>announce AGI>steal intellectual property from researchers and scientists using AI and claim it's the "totally original work of the new AGI"JUST
>>62671147i think you're making the market seem more rational than it ismcd has taken large downturns and upturns which were hardly justified by it's quite steady performance so there is clearly a lot of emotion involvedwhich perhaps makes sense when you consider how well known the brand iseither way, people do look at the chart and think>it was $x, why can't it be again?>especially when the financials are better nowwhich is myopic but commonit should at least be matching other dividend stocks and it's a lot more healthy than many similar options like sbux and wing
>>62671710Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkahIts so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,Hanukkah is the festival of lights,Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list ofPeople who are jewish, just like you and me:David lee roth lights the menorrah,So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ahGuess who eats together at the karnickey deli,Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,Put them together--what a fine lookin' jew! [esus]You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rockCause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish![esus]Put on your yalmulka, it's time for hanukkah,The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.O.j. simpson-- not a jew!But guess who is...hall of famer¡ºrod carew--(he converted!)We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,Well, he's not, but guess who is:all three stooges. [esus]So many jews are in show biz--Tom cruise isn1t, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [esus]Tell your friend veronica, it's time you celebrate hanukkahI hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happyHanukkah¡¡. happy hanukka!
yup, it's another red week.
kek they just won't let oil go over $100.
>>62671887i'm up a lot thanks to brazilian mining companies and solar
>>62671900*hugs you*
>LARGE NUMBER OF INJURED AMERICAN SOLDIERS HAVE BEEN TRANSPORTED TO THE RAMSTEIN AIRBASE IN GERMANY. THERE ARE CASUALTIES WITH LIFE-THREATENING INJURIES AS A RESULT OF THE IRANIAN MISSILE ATTACKS ON U.S. BASES IN JORDAN.
>>62671887It’ll be like that for over 10 yrs.Hopefully you all got out today.
>>62671911....Maybe,,,
>>62671872Copyright is a joke
>>62671920The bigger joke is OpenAI spending $15 million on tokens to win a math prize of $1 million lol
>>62671908DU HAST
>>62671921Sam Altman has plenty of money. Blowing 15 million to make some stupid meatbags PhD little puzzle a complete 10 year waste of time as he got BTFO by some GPUs is 100% worth it. Sam should just wait until "academic" are about to solve something and then just do it with the snap of his fingers instead to really rub their noses in it.>>62671908Has SneakO confirmed this yet?
Moved some cash to my brokerage.>>62671921Lmfao>>62671925kek
>>62671614Inward spirall?Sorry I only do downward spirals
>>62671927>another 1pbtid jumps in randomly to defend AI
>>62671927Stinko confirmed it>*Blasts a hot stank cloud directly down ur nostril*
>>62671933>1PBTIDGODS
>>62671908Genuinely dont believe this until theres corroborating evidence. Twitter has liars that do this shit for fun.
I like a gershwin tune..
>>62671872Paying for stuff is an artformhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I38pIAEL0i0
>>62671933Lmao. Are you trying to be a mathematician? Pretty soon all of you gay little nerds will be living underground and talking over tin cans tied together with string so you can communicate your ideas over some gay new puzzle so that Sam Altman doesn't hear about it and BTFO you out with a rounding error of his company's budget. It's not too late to learn to plumb, novel maths belong to the machines now.
>>62671933Phoneposting does this, my boy.
>>62671719Give up. Humans are not specifically creative compared to AI. I don't mean that the average AI slop will be very creative, just that AI CAN be creative if prompted long enough.
>>62671943Not reading your LLM slop>>62671945Maybe so, but I have been seeing it pretty regularly.
>>62671908Yet semis will pamp tomorrow. I know. WW3 can commence and rates hike and semis will still retard pamp.
>>62671948You're good. What's your average PPS (patterns per second)? Don't care about your ELO
>>62671797This is not how it works. This is not how anything works. It's actually neutral if you don't constantly convert back and forth.
>>62671949TRVTH NVKE we will have our day MUbros...
>>62671953>Narrator:>"It does, in fact, work that way."
>>62671959It sot of works that way
Hello Mr SandarI am in needing of you for pumping my GOOG bags. Regards
FUCK JANNIES banning me for dropping truth nukes on IsraelAlso wtf do I talk about with this bitch? I'm not good with women
>>62671994Romance retard
>>62671415I don't see a difference between the two. Might as well be the same video from the same movie with Will Smith in it.
>>62671959If he holds stocks in USD and bought them 1 year ago at a 1:1 parity of EUR:USDand then, when he finally sells and converts back to EUR in n years, if that ratio has decayed to 1:0.9, the only rape he endured was that 10% drop.Right now he doesn't have daily compounding erosion or anything like he imagines.
>>62672017New>>62672017NewSmall dick posters only. No big dick posters allowed. This thread is going to be filled with nothing but bears!
kospoo crab day
>>62671953It’s not difficult, guys.My account is denominated in my country’s currency. The stocks within are usd denominated stocks. When usd falls relative to my currency, my account takes a hit (actually worth less in that currency) even if the stocks are flat.
