Just Blew My Shofar Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62704986
Would be a shame if Iran sends fireworks over Israel on Yom Kippur
>Starship must be flight-ready, commercial-ready, and reliably operational by Q4 2026. The probability of hitting all three is <15% based on their track record.
https://youtu.be/2YVCdwvG548?t=767
doomer memesbear memespink wojak
>>62706306how long can US keep military spending at current levels? doubt another 20 years.who will sponsor PLTR tendies then?
We are getting a peace deal imminent on Monday. Even Al Jazeera is saying Iran wants a peace deal imminent.Hope you bought for Yom Kippur.
>>62706304>say you have a totally unrealistic goal of making your rocket ready to be launched this year>WOAHHHH>15% based on my sources>(source is my ass)>WOAHHH WE LAUNCHED OUR ROCKET PLEASE CLAP>we need money
>>62706304https://pastebin.com/2cyXSA7z>Hold current SPCX position at 12-15% satellite allocation; add nothing until September 28 Flight 14 demonstrates repeatable orbital landings with commercial contract announcements. Stop-loss at $130 (technical support); deploy additional capital only on confirmation of both execution success and commercial monetization. This balances Aggressive upside participation with Conservative capital preservation during the critical validation window.
>>62706313
this war is over. Iran is already talking about rebuilding infrastructure post war. The US just approved visas for Iranian diplomats to travel to the US. this shit was already over a week ago and they milked 1 last week of freak the fuck out and sell everything from retail lmaoreal peace deal announced next week. oil craters. market rips to highs before midterms. everything is scripted/fake/gaybears never cum
>futures
>>62706313>he believes what Iran saysabsolute room temperature IQ
You now remember Google Stadia
>>62706339just wait for the AXIOS tweet on Monday boss
>>62706352It will read: Oil hit 145 a barrel, Marines on the ground in Iran
>>62706357sorry she left you boss. you need to stop drinking its not good for your soul.CASHNADO on Monday. nothing ever happens.
>>62706348>You now remember Google StadiaI work at a game company and I always see the stadia branch when I open perforce. Currently working on luna support. Seems like wasted effort, it's gonna fail too obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCjbmoieFbY
new Nike catsuit dropped
>>62706392That dude banged more teenagers than Jeffery Epstein just writing songs about being a dirtbag that didn't want to live in the real world. Extremely based high IQ band anon
hey, I full ported into IRENwhat is waiting for me?
>>62706448Pain and gain then pain again when they dilute. I will see you in Smighalla fren.
NIGGERS
>TRUMP JUST SIGNED A PEACE DEAL WITH GREENLANDNICE NOW STOP THE OIL BOGALOO DOWN THE NIGGER GOOO
>US and Denmark reach deal over Greenland after Trump annexation threatsGood>Millions without power as Cuba hit by latest major blackoutSOON. Viceroy Rubio will get his chance>Iran MOU talkYeah I'm thinking we may in fact be back
>>62706466The average investor is stupid
>>62706357They're printing cheap oil at the pump, straight from the US Treasury. Fill up your car, it's based on 50 bucks a barrel.
>>62706466IM THINKING GOOD THINGSMARKETS DIGEST GOOD NEWSORANGE NIGGER TWEET AT OPENI'll be out before lunch ez win buy the dip sell the open gg no refunds
Any listed companies burning cash to develop photonic IC's?
>>62706479Should we feel obligated to help him be less stupid and thus ourselves grow stronger along with the average investor as both opponent and friend you know iron sharpens iron n stuff or should we just exploit his vulnerabilities take his money then discard him
yom kippur next week
Chances the market crashes on Monday?
>>6270652150/50, either it does or it doesn't
>>62706521not zero
I have 6000000 share of PLTR.
>>62706533checked.nice.
>>62706533Couldn't possibly be that much. I mean, just imagine how fast you'd have to buy those shares.
I'm getting FOMO so market should be topping right now. Sell everything on monday
>>62706322It's over when israel says it is. And that's never.
>>62706303who fights a war on yom kippur???
>take brand new e trike to REI to get my back tire true>fixed $250>ride around for 2 days >happy af, loving life, everyone waving at me while I get torqued out of my mind>take it to local coffee shop in busy area>mog everyone, especially fats and non e bikers>get home, park bike, chill>do some laundry, see my bike in the garage looking odd>front tire is completely flat>FUCK>check tire, it has a huge staple >now I can’t ride my bike and watch the cute joggers in the morningOn Based God I’m going to rekt the first 3rd worlder I see in a construction shirt. These fucken asshole cost me another $50. This is financial advice.
how do you get +20% per year?
>>62706708UPRO
>>62706708>buy BN, NOW, KLAR next week
>>62706632Based Mexicans going around popping freaks, creeps, and perverts emotorcycle tires that are destroying the fabric of the walkable city dream. Hope they keep doing it to your dumbass.Wish I would've bought some TQQQ calls last week, it's only up from here.
>>62706708leverage in the right direction
>>62706299TKD
>>62706533palamptir
Chances that the market crashes on Monday is zero.
>>62706497QCLS
>>62706451you should start using a tripcode bro
>>62706708What kind of dog is that?
>>62706708by taking more risk babe.
>Weekend /smg/
>>62706861Knowers know weekend /smg/ is where all the real deals are made. Unironically. At least thats how it used to be
What politicians can I bribe with a Wendy's value meal?
>>62706631https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur_War
>>62706878On a level of >GoyTo >Chosen land snatcher,How small is your hat?
>>62706878Is he just doing it for the love of the game? Shabbos goy ass motherfucker.
>>62706905that land was promised to them thousands of years ago
>>62706304>Commercial-readyWithout rapid reuse, Starship is just a rocket with an upper stage that has extremely high dry mass fraction and inefficient rocket nozzles
>>62706878Presumably, he's being supported by pro-Israeli interests through other channels that aren't obvious and easily tracked. Direct campaign donations aren't all there is to politics.
>>627067083x leveraged World ETF
>>62706329Markets are getting mire and more soulless.
>>62706909Woah, cool it with the semitism, pal.
>They are trying to go back to the MoUNyoooo, don't stop fighting. Oil is still under $150.
>>62706947The tardpoomp cashnado would be glorious. My dick is rock fucking hard just thinking about. People in Walmart are noticing. This bitch is calling security.
>>62706322nice fanficoil might still dump but on a tweet coincident with an SPR release
>>62706713Kek. What the fuck kind of tard rides an e trike?
>>62706959I honestly hope Israel will sabotage this peace talk again. Trump should know his midterm is over and there is no chance of walking back the entire year in one month. There is no money to make in peace.
>>62706968Thats really honestly just pure evil.
>>62706974>War is evilPlease, better let this be the pressure valve where both sides can duke it out in limited manner than let tension builds up into a full blown world war. Yes, some people may suffer economically but suffering is part of the war fatigue, which lower chance for total war. The longer this drag out, the better it is for the world in the future.
Micron 2000 when!
>>62706708By spending 60 hours a week keeping up with news and researching while theta farming until you see the opportunity. I had less than 6 real money making plays last year
>>62706998Never
/smg/ is too bullish at the moment, expect a bad week.
>tfw have $30,000 doing nothing in a high-yield savings accountI feel obligated to do something with the cash, but I'm not putting my money in this clown ponzi market that could crash 70% at any moment.
>>62707029Should've taken that money and bought in last week during the generational bottom. Now you're priced out forever because you're a PUSSY and "invest" like a woman.
>>62706929
Hope you bought rare earth metals on friday losers
>>62706313Their demands are permanent cease fire in all Mid-East wars and the return of all sanctioned Iranian money.It's not happening. Iran won't accept US terms anyway, so why care.
>>62707049Iran was also bled economically hard. They already waived the no US force in the region condition.
>>62707034I will not buy into the S&P when like 60% of it is LLM companies in a trench coat. I won't fucking do it.
>>62707052Iran declared its demands to the US. We do not yet know US' demands to Iran. We'll have to see if anything changed from US' side, and if Iran will accept them.I still see US will play hard ball and demand Iran disown all proxies and abandon the nuclear program. Both are solid red lines for Iran and will be rejected.
>iran will give up now just 1 month to the midtermslol lmao
>>62707058Iran needs to shut the fuck up and build nuclear tipped ICBMs. That would immediately end the war (but hopefully only after Tel Aviv is nuked).
>>62707053If not now, then when?And just buy things less exposed to tech if you're a pussy
>>62707065>NuclearAlready cucked out of not withdrawing from the NPT>ProxiesHouthi is ideologically different from Iran and has different war goals. Iran needs good relationship with other GCC to launder their money but Houthi wants revolution and regime change. They backed Saudi in wanting a peace agreement and yet the Houthi is hitting Saudi capital
>>62707061you're claiming to laugh, but you're actually not laughing.Curious.
You’re big bossAnd so I am
>>62707069How could you tell?Curious.
>>62707074What are we expecting this week, fellow baron?
>>62707082Potential relative softness in crude and continued refining scarcity insanity.
>>62707077yes, very curious
>>62707091Indeed
>>62707090truegod i hope oil producers get smacked again. i don't own enough to wagmi
>>62707090Feeling like gas town and bullet farm up in here
>>62707074That's not Big Boss
>>62707090Does that mean we need a tanker or two on fire?
>>62707097Stfu nigger. Saudi is declaring force majeure. You are getting $200 oil before this year ends
>>62707104Trump wouldn't do that to us, he promised
>>62707102Yeah no shit. The character depicted in that image hears the line on a tape recording and is in reference to him. Reddit fag. >>62707098Witness me!>>62707103Wouldn’t hurt
>>62707115Gotta make the bullet farmer pepe in front of gas town
>>62707104they just paid iran booku bucks to let cargos through the other side nigger
>>62707139Good effort
>>62706339Fortunately we have the US government to tell us the truth.
Bought more oil shorts yesterday :)Prices are going to tank after midterms
>>62706708SPMO.
All my actioned bets in this war turned out to be wrong and I wound up losing moneyI didn't use to be this retarded, I called the bottom on the coof dip and made millions back then
>>62707185How much money did you lose?
Nothing looks good
>>62707192Line must continue to go up.
>>62707136With the pipeline down, it's just back to ship-to-ship transfers that head to the Asian market. And your little hadjis won't see a dime from it, sorry if seeing turd worlders lose hurts you :(
>>62707177SPMO can literally implode and give you many lost years. For example now it is loaded with oil stocks and if the situation reverts you will lag behind the market for half a year. I think FMTM will be a better momentum ETF
>>6270719060% of what I allocated to trading this time, on track to lose 100%
>>62707218Just be a permabull.
I wish I never sold my palantirFailing that, I wish I had stayed employed or maintained cash flow through sale of possessions on ebay for as long as possible over the last 10 years as I would have significantly larger savings+set stop losses (mostly on crypto) or, failing that, held onto the crypto miners I bought in 2022 when I thought the market had bottomed (it didn't) as I would have an extra 455,000 dollars.
>>62707104
>>62707214>better momentum ETF>*looks inside*>monthly rebalancing with 6 months of data>For the fiscal period March 19, 2025 commencement of operations) to July 31, 2025 Fund’s portfolio turnover rate was 398% of the average value of its portfolio.
>>62707227I wish I had more money and bought stocks that went up a lot.
>>62706708QQQ is up YTD 14%. So not too far off of 20%. Im down 15% because my marvell and poet crashed and my space stocks blew up on the launchpad.
Financially speaking, why aren't you investing in a memorable fun filled Saturday night out with your friends anon?
>>62707242Friends? I have never heard of this company before, is it a regular company or an ETF?
>>62707235The drawdown of SPMO is worse than Nasdaq with worse returns. Just buy fucking NASDAQ which is already heavily based on momentum
Oily bros gett'n price appreciation good divies.
>Trump announces he’s forming an ‘AI Force’ similar to his ‘Space Force’PUMP MY BAGS OPEN THE CASINO
N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's results and historical error>linkrel, next week's polfag>https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzOrKeZ3>https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzOrKeZ3>HISTORICAL WINRATE>All votes equally weighted by week: 64% accuracy
>>62707242Because that costs MONEY nigga, why are you asking people to waste MONEY in the gaining MONEY board?
Hmm.
>>62707260Don't look at AVUV
>>62707242just open the market bro
>>62707285at least the SP500 still has plenty of free cash flow
>>62707285Gotta spend money to make money.
>>62707237This too
I bought Chevron because of the poster here but I fear that may have been a mistake
>>62707308>Bought something because some guy aggressively shilled it hereKWAB. Buy some GRRR too
>job hiring now>can sign up for a saturday interview>black name>no one shows up I guess they don't actually work on saturdays>next time they have is tuesday2 fucking years of this shit wish I had either killed myself, worked at a warehouse since 2015 or put all my money on a 100x or 0 gamble in the last big crypto run instead of enduring this patiently.FUCKWhy did I get so scared of AI when it was low last year20 or 0 20 or 0It wouldn't even be 0 because MUU is way up, I was just being a pussy.
>>62707308Usually once /biz/ loves a stock or crypto it means it's approaching the top. Not always, but usually this board hates it when you've found the next big move and loves to get all invested when it's nearing the top with a high frequency. Plus bagholder cults like the UUUU guy.
>>62707321>GRRRim not quite that dumb
>>62707324Just start dumping money into LETFs for the next gigarally.
>>62707308You really believe there's gonna be a deal? It's boots on the ground or humiliating retreat.
Buy AG. Now.
>>62707334Frankly I’m hoping that the inevitable massive profit at next earnings pumps it up further, regardless of what happens the prices aren’t going to be what they were pre-war for a long time
>>62707333If I get things right my life is just going to be working 80 hour weeks and buying dips for 3 years and seeing where we end up.
>>62707341you mean, AGI right, not AG as in Silver, right?
>>62707350Alternatively, study the horoscopes (technical analysis) long enough, and bet everything on black when the time is right.
>>62707308It's a fair way to play Energy without being tied too closely to oil's immediate price action
>>62707357For me, it's moonphases and astrology. MERCURY IN RETROGRADE
>>62707355You don't buy AGI, AGI buys you at the petstore
>>62707285I already bailed on my hyperscaler investments - took the gains and ran.
>>62707308>I bought Chevron because of the poster hereShould have bought XOM.
How do we feel about BRK, lads? Feels like the best hedge against AI nonsense
>>62707413might as well hold cash yourself at that point. you buy gold or some other commodities if you want to hedge against AI since SPY is entirely propped up by AI right now
if I buy every sndk share does the company become mine?
henlo mister kevini am a lil thirsty right nowplease pump the stocks
>>62707355AG as in First Majestic
if I am and become sndk, does the company become mine?
>>62707420they will ship you custom 2x64GB DDR5 RAM sticks in exchange for all the shares (they are equal in value)
>>62707428why would I want the sticks when I can have the stick making machines?
>>62707430>these two are going to be responsible for creating the largest asset bubble collapse and mismanagement of capital in human history>two jewsEvery time.
>>62707431I think these computer talking models are whatever are pretty coolyou know it costs a lot of capital to create a useful worker? they have 0 productivity till like age 0-20they cost hundreds of thousands of dollars, from education to daily food/rent and whatever elseLLM's are basically new workforce, on demand population for higher production/outputthe government noticed birthrates are going down and increasing productivity is extremely hard so instead we rely on compute now it is a logical decision, at least worth a try
whats the next GME? i need to make 30k overnight again
>>62707436GME 2
>>62707436onds
>>62707431They aren’t Jewish
>>62707466They literally are though.>[Dario Amodei's] mother, Elena Engel, a Jewish American>Altman was born in Chicago on April 22, 1985, to a Jewish American family.
Man if it turns out that LLMs aren't actually intelligent and this whole thing is a bubble, we're in for some crazy days ahead. I don't think there's ever been a bubble as large as this one (if it is actually a bubble).
>>62707463>onds
????????????
>>62707466Moishe thought he was bein slick.Its shabbat. Turn the computer off
>>62707466
>>62707472Data centers are over hated but the use of eminent domain and blatant preferential treatment over local citizens is why everyone hates them. And the fact most people see AI as a threat to their employment and social cohesion in general (also overstated imo but I get it) is why they're so unpopular. Like the last time it was this unifying was probably the bailouts and the fact he's doubling down on it before an election is crazy.
>>62707466lol
>>62707431The only bubble is in amortization accounting.There are old semis in the books that can't be used cost efficiently for the latest models.
niggeRs and jews
>>62707487please stop saying the n word hard R, thank you.
>https://www.ft.com/content/6011d061-eee3-4193-b3b7-8ee4155f538c>OpenAI expects to burn $280bn by 2030lmao. retirement funds will have to catch those bags
Apartments.comA place to find a place
>>62706322Checked. Digits never lie. Hope everyone held through.
>>62707472>Man if it turns out that LLMs aren't actually intelligentYou luddies are so fucking retarded. GPT3.5 was already smarter than 75% of people and that came out years ago. The local hacked down Qwen model I've got running on a dusty old 3060 is easily better than 90%, and when I use the frontier models the company pays for that easily shoots up to 99.99% of people. If you think AIs aren't intelligent you've only ever used the Google "search" AI that sits at the top of the page because that's all you have access to in Bangalore.
Anyone who brought oil on friday congratulations, The US State Department is issuing security advisories through its STEP program in 9 countries so far
>>62707507>and when I use the frontier models the company pays for that easily shoots up to 99.99% of people. Then why does Astra fail at reading MRI scans? Then how come companies haven't replaced their workers with LLMs, and the ones that tried failed miserably? Maybe you're just incredibly stupid and that's why you're so amazed by chatbots.
>>62707507if ai is so smart why do i still have to change my own truck oil
>>62707511>maybe ___what would you pay to find out?
>>62707509Unless China joins that war, there's not gonna be much of a war
>>62707511>Then why does Astra fail at reading MRI scans?Where did you find that?>Then how come companies haven't replaced their workers with LLMsThey already have >and the ones that tried failed miserably? Lmao. What planet do you live on? Gonna post that old cope article from 3 years ago again?Sorry Rajnesh, but the future of tech isn't jamboyfarm consulting firms anymore, it's inhouse experts using AI.
>>62707523>Where did you find that?https://youtu.be/Ji4amrxrzVM?t=1468
>>62707521European army cannot fight on weekends.
>>62707463This. Drones are the next thing. UMAC and HOVR are also great.
>>62707526>AI is bad risky because of disinfo and inaccuracy n stuff>youtube is awesome though
>trump at camp david this weekend (he makes all his big boy war decisions here)>but then suddenly he's returning to the white house tonight>right after all the embassies in the ME just put out warnings>the DC gay bars have low traffic right now compared to usual saturday nightswe's be getting some escalation soon.
>>62707550>>trump at camp david this weekend (he makes all his big boy war decisions here)>>but then suddenly he's returning to the white house tonight>>right after all the embassies in the ME just put out warnings>>the DC gay bars have low traffic right now compared to usual saturday nights>we's be getting some escalation soon.man bobos are getting desperate huh, even looking into conspiracy stuff to desperately find a reason for a dump
Why isn't israel blowing up a school or hospital or something to pump its stocks?
>>62707569They blew up all the hospitals and schools in Gaza.
>>62707578they could invade any country they want and do anything they want
>>62707584Just no one tell them there are schools, hospitals, and innocent children in other countries. Maybe they won't find out.
we up bigly on cancer medications
>>62707597What is even the point of living longer when human beings are losing every single battle against AI?
>>6270702970% crashes don't happen. Stop getting your sentiment from fucking 4chan
FUCKthis shit is up 100% in a monthAnd it was going straight for a monthI should have jumped on this. I wonder if I throw 1k into it will I have 2k by the time of the election? I really want something that I just fuckin know will probably actually go up this time. 2024 was great for that.>>62707029What's the yield? HYSAs usually are like "wow .1%!". You can literally move it to a money market for more than that.
>>62707476i vote for "fuck kikes"
>>627076574.7%
>>62707626i want a 90% crash to happen so i can make money on my 3 $40 AAPL puts that expire in a couple months
>>62707662that's a good rate, is it one of those "up to 25,000" ones? My bank does that.
back from my summer trip. i got a speeding ticket and have to go to traffic school -_-'i think i'm just in time for the market to get really fun though
>>62707676
>>62707675Niggas out here soijacking for getting $50 a month out of a savings account after taxes to have 25 grand sitting there as a 2nd place prize after missing the generational bittom
>>62707708Well what do you want me to do, Micron was 690 bucks 2 months ago and is 1020 bucks now.
>>62707713>Well what do you want me to do, Micron was 690 bucks 2 months ago and is 1020 bucks now.At least move that shit into a brokerage so you can use it to buy assets when you decide to finally man up and take that thong out your bussy playboy.Even a base position in SPAXX is returning more than 3%. HYSA's are for redditors and europoors.
>>62707720>spaaxNo thanks
>>62707488Nigger
>>62707663Oh so you're one of the idiots I'm selling puts to.
>Trump cut short his Camp David trip and back to DC for possible escalation>all US embassies in the ME issued evacuation noticeLet's go, boots on the ground. Pump my oil Donald. Just need Putin to invade Baltics for me to be a decamillionaire
Pull out your crystal balls. What's the next big thing after AI? I need to make it big or I'm gonna call it.
Here you go. I tweaked my portfolio again.I've been working and researching for this portfolio over a year. And has had dozens of different tests thrown at it.It doesn't backtest amazing because I didn't optimise it for backtesting deliberately.IGM 5 / IUSG 4.5 / SPMO 5 / CHAT 4 / AIS 4 / LAZR 3 / PSOX 1.5 FDL 6 / VFLO 3 JQUA 3 / WTLS 8 / FMTM 3 RSIT 10 / FNDE 4 / DXJ 3KWH 4 / WELD 2.5 / BULD 1 / HAP 1YGLD 6TYA 3.5KMLM 2 / CTA 3 / CLSE 3 / MKTN 2 / SDCI 3 / IALT 2
>>62707750robotics
Stabbing kikes to death is a human right. Death to non-whites.
>>62707713Just because something is overvalued doesn't mean you can't make money on it during opportune moments.I lost money on MU in July and made money in August and September.
>>62707764that's just AI again
>>62707757Totally pointless complification
>>62707777checked
>>62707487
bought some more lentils and beans today so that when crude hits $200 i won't have to compete in the hunger games to survive> muh two more weeksit's going to get worse before it gets better.
almost monday
>>62707791yea so whatits next on the tech tree
This World War 3 shit happening right now is why I have to hedge everything I do even if it sucks not making 20% and only making 5% because if I don't Monday I lose 45%.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4CXtWaZ8W8
>see chart of bitcoin miners retard pump 5 years ago>buy pubco miners>they start pivoting to datacenters/power shells>start learning about the potential of triple net leases and the revenue model>Texas hedge my positions>trump posts about the importance of datacenters todayI think Monday will be a good day datacenter bros
>>62707814why does the next AI thing need to be a machine again why can't it be like a solution to everybodys problems or some shit insteador at least have some other branches like biohacking me a new lizard that grinds my coffee when it's threatened or a woodpecker that plays me records when it's in a dry resigned mood or somethingI guess I'll have to just take what I get either way but comeon
>>62707657>+5800% YTDThe AI madness kept us blind about this enourmous and generational oportunity what the hell.Throwing 1k on Monday and let's see how it goes.
>>62707777Checkin those dubs
>>62707355I fucking hate silver, this shit doesn't do anything.
sh-sh-shShe-She-SheSHEMITAHHHHHHHH
>>62707777Impressive. Very nice.
>>62707875giga truke
>>62707875>50 years of trading
>>62707883He is a chartist. He studys the horoscopes.
What is going on? Why is oil pumping? WWIII?
>>62707900> GAY POX idlmao holy shit
>>62707900who cares, semis and crypto are pumping too. we have moved on from goop.
>>62707900> why is oil pumpinghave you been living off the grid for the past 6 months
>>62707906>>62707915>>62707918I don't know, everyone is on twitter all worked up talking about WWIII. And Bessent used to be able to crash oil prices but he hasn't been doing anything for the last few weeks. What is going on?ps. I use starlink and everyday at like 12 am the ip resets or something, some satellite shenanigans, and I was posting just when it happened and I've been banned for one month for ip range evasion or some bullshit! Get your act together!
>>62707900>>62707906LMAO
>>62707926they have lowered the headline font size in the official truth publications of record, twitter energy vampires are just trying to slurp up engagement from the fear porn addicts that need a fix
Is we getting a movie tonight?
>>62707926tl;dr: Houthis are an Iranain proxy force in Yemen. They attacked the capital of Saudi Arabia earlier today, including blowing up tankers and shutting down their international airport. US and Israel will respond (Netanyahu immediately flew from NYC back home, Trump flew from Camp David to the White House), at this point people are speculating on the exact action but odds are good that oil production or oil traffic in the region will be directly impacted. Diesel and gasoline prices are already very high so this just pushes it further to historic levels.Twitter users are being reactionary, it's not WWIII but it will be something, and it may collapse the Iranian War into a more generalized war across the entire region.
Negroes. Uppity ones.
>>62707937I know you are but what am I? :^)
>>62707926if i wanted to wet myself from reading bullshit on twitter why wouldn't i just go there to do it like you did
>>62707933In this economy?
>>62707941Jiro vibes.
>>62707941My mother sent his mother (my grandmother) to an old folk's home and there are 3 cases of a mother and son living in the old folk's home together. +95 yo grandmas and their sons in their late 70s. It's wild when you think about it. Old folk's homes are the most depressing shit I've seen in my life. I've decided to rope before that. Fuck that.
>>62707856
>>62707952Ok gayboy
>>62707777chkd
>>62707952>GAY QOX>GAY COCKSHeh
Insults for my id but something is up. OIL is pumping, this is not normal. It's saturday night. What the hell? Are the talks about WWIII true? Everyone is really worked up.
>>62707977>everyonewho?
>>62707941the proto boomer.
>>62707980gaypox anon
>>62707977Not ww3 necessarily but there is evidence of some more military action in the middle east, possibly involving the US.There is also unease in Europe as Russia seems to be stepping up their posturing and hybrid warfare.
I wonder if they have pizza hut in yemen
>>62707977gaycocks checked
Y'all need to lighten up (and buy TRLV)
/smg/ movie nite soontonites stock market movie is Pi (1998)
>>62707985They do
>>62707993Or do they?
>>62707992the jeet film?
>>62707828Any good tickets?
>>62707992Such a good soundtrack.
>>62707997the jew* film
>>62707997I think that's The Life of Pi>>62708007idk
>>62708007jews have put out some decent films
>>62706431Imagine your daughter wearing such Bangladeshi made rags.Yuck.
Niggers.
>>62708012>>62708012>jews have put out some decent filmsNever forget what they took from us :(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57LZnYI1rGo
I won't lie, you guys got a lot of balls posting in here.>t. Quantum computer (IONQ, INFQ, QBTS)
>iranians and houthis shooting at oil tankersI should have invested in tankersAnyway this will probably cause all the stupid stuff that pumped (AI, semis) to shit on monday back to where they were on monday/tuesday.>>62708049so when will quantum computers actually be valuable and not a 200 p/e meme stock?
>>62708049neat, more rotbrain garbage the government will probably buy
>>62708060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
>>62707977holy shit gay q anon
>>62708074lol yemen chud playing in sandals
>>62708060200 p/s not p/e
>>62708074lmao
>>62707977Stop posting faggot. Thread over for you.
>>62708100oh shit Mr Powell can I get your autograph?
>>62707757What are your gains? You never post them. Do you even beat the Index?
Some nigga tried to get me to join the odd fellows lodge today. What the fuck is this gay shit?
Look like the Saudi picked a side and the US will open a 2nd front. Load up your favorite shipping stock during pre-market.
>>62708131You have the entire board to talk about crapto. We lose money on stocks here.
>>62708153Also where are the smug ossint ww3 posters from the previous thread, I want to call them retards once more.
>>62708158I heard Chee Jinping died and Russia invaded Poland
Did you hold over the weekend?
>>62707777Can we see Paul Allen's quads?
>>62708131>mongolian basket weaving crypto project is the determining factor in an export dependant nation's loyalties in ww3get some fesh air, maybe some sunshine in the morning hoss
>>62706631>who fights a war on yom kippur???Pretty pointless, jews are sort of expecting it, this never ended well for muslims.>Jews want peaceful coexistence, with the usual loud haggling between merchants of jewish and muslim faith>Suripise attack by treacherous muslims, inital success>Jews fight back and don't stop hitting muslims until they achieve a 100:1 kill ratio. This is necessary because there are 100 times more muslims than jews.
Imagine seeing this and not getting the fuck out of the market. Tick tock, redditniggers. God, I can't wait until your cancerous filth gets driven from this general.
>>62708246you will be begging the market to take your cash when the next bullrun happens, dumb nigger line goes up
>>62708248You will be literally homeless in six months, you braindead reddit CANCER.
>>62708251That's why I bought CVX
Yeah, we're crashing (out)
>>62708246He never posts on that site.
>>62708251>buy rddt
>>62708262Here you go, RETARD.https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/2101350559328416142
I miss Powell bros
>Jeremiah Babe
>>62708275I think (((Kevin))) wants to put the nails in Trump's coffin
>>62708275I'm sure you do, you spoiled bitch. Go ruin someone else's currency, FAGGOT.
>>62708246this is so fucking retardedI wish someone would pop these fuckers domes already (this IS financial advice)
>>62708246LOL! Top is in for AI, (ass investment)
Get in here, you cancerous redditniggers:>>62708304>>62708304>>62708304>>62708304>>62708304
