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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

Prev: >>62710712
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ok my boomer stocks are cumming I'm not mad at AI sissies anymore
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market is just too much of a meme
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769 broken, the golden bull run is here (until tomorrow's correction)
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Bears got gigabogged.
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>>62711594
More goyim have lost money trying to hedge against a market correction than the actual correction itself.
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>>62711581
>UKMTO: A master has reported that an LPG tanker has been hit by debris from unknown projectiles.
>UKMTO: We received a time-late report of an incident involving lpg tanker transiting outbound of the Strait of Hormuz.

Smigstrodamus is sorry to see the human cost of his economic prophecies, but low and behold right on cue an incident in the Strait of Hormussy to bottom out WTI and let it bounce for the next few hours.
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guize I finally broke the 50k barrier :DDDDD
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My heavy semis bags are getting lighter.
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Quick rundown why my portfolio up 10k?
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>>62711609
>BWETGODS
>rooting for this shit to happen
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Buying AMD back in april last year was the best decision I ever made. Selling all my AMD shares in the low 400s was the worst decision I ever made.
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>>62711621
Market big green. No one knows.
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Why the fuck is this particular line not going up?
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>>62711614
Nice
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AMDbros...we're going to 1000
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>>62711614
congrats anon. milestones are fun. enjoy today, for tomorrow $100k is the only thing that will make you happy.
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>>62711603
What's meme about it? Dragon Emperor Xi in America this week demanding tribute from Trump, so they are probably about to announce some tariff deal and maybe even get a handshake agreement going to rein in Iran.

Why would the line not go up?
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>>62711620
God it would have felt so good to short that shit
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I knew it would be neon green today with the level of doom posting this weekend. We only get red days after the bears get shaken out.
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>jews slurping every slight dip
>it's only 10:30
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TSEM has been a good buy for me. Got in at $199. Up 20% in the space of a week.
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>>62711621
hormussy open
putin just tonguekissed zelensky live on tv
ai has just released a box office hit and solved string theory
my robotic wife is making me margharitas topless
life is good
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It’s Yom Kippur obviously the market is going to rip up lol, Jews control the markets.
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>>62711633

I bet goblin pussy smells TERRIBLE
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I’m getting absolutely rekt because Trump is thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about negotiating with Iran. What a fake and gay orange nigger market.
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Feels like we're pumping a bit too much. Probably hitting the breaks soon.
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>>62711528
We got a great seafood buffet near me. They do all you can eat lobsters along with all the mollusks and fish cooked like 6 ways to Sunday. My buddy wacked down 12 lobsters and a steak last time we were there, and if you like dessert they got like so many fucking desserts you won't know where to begin babe.
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im getting more of a seared bite
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>>62711614
congrats lil nibba
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>>62711636
I knew we were going to absolutely moon today when this shit came into my YouTube recommendations on Saturday.
>Why The U.S. Diesel Crisis Begins in 2 Weeks
I wish the easiest path to long term gains wasn't just buying when the goyim are scared, but it truly is that easy.
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>>62711644
Thanks for playing.
>>62711646
Let your winners run. That's trading 101 anon.
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>MCD near a 20 P/E
might sell a cash covered put on MCD
I know the service is shit, but I still go like 7 times per year and absolutely pig out everytime I do, so... The restaurants are always pretty full too
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>>62711647

>seafood

Your dick must be diamonds. No homo
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rember bidenomics.....
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Buy MU right now, sell October 1st? Wait for a minor correction this week?
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AXTI giga pumping today holy shit
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>>62711652

>the hekkin crisis

I ordered another shipment from a chink manufacturing company recently and haven't really noticed any supply chain interruptions or insane costs. They just emailed me today saying the order was finished and shipping from China to east coast USA is ~2 weeks.
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>>62711627
>>62711631
>>62711651
thanks my fellow smiggies
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>Nvidiakeks bragging how it goes up because it is the biggest and best manufacturer and AMD is just a pretender
>Now they are seething AMD is moonshotting again

lol no crying in the casino!
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I just need one and half more days like this to break even.
I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel.
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>>62711642
Just the way I like it
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>>62711642
Goblin is the ideal female body type.
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>>62711655

>mcdonalds
>footfags

Couldn’t think of a more disgusting sub IQ fetish.
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>>62711659
MU is testing the top of a channel. It's up to you to interpret this accordingly.
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What the fuck did people on CNBC talk about before AI? It's like 90% of their programming at this point.
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saw some models for MU that put the realistic price at 1500-2000
I think thats about the time to get out
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>NKE
they say buy when there's blood in the streets or something like that
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Intel bros we are so back
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>>62711685
I don't think people are going to be rioting over Nike shoes anytime soon.
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>>62711674
Based
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Fuck i might buy Intel and AMD now.
Gonna need a new PC soon since i fried my motherboard.
Thats my bull case to you yuys if you wanna get in.
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>>62711685
It turns out Nike was a fad
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>>62711654
>Let your winners run
I'm not doing anything apart from tempering my short term expectations. It can't pump so much that soon.
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>>62711685

anyone remember that glowing video an anon posted like a month ago of a Jew in a limousine
>I don't buy Nikes I buy NKE stock

shits dropped like 20% since that glowing smigger posted that shit lmao
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i know you have principles, i know you want the world to be a lot different. if you were happy with how everything was you'd be even crazier babe. but you're not going to change things, they aren't going to change for you. you don't want to acknowledge what you feel because you think it would make you a hypocrite and a traitor to things that are really important to you. and maybe they would that's not for me to decide. i can just tell you what i have to offer is real and better, it's not a cause or a hope it's a happy life together.
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>>62711685
its possible that its just a eurocuck problem but in my country Nike closed down all stores and even our national football team switch from Nike to Adidas

I just dont know who they appeal to nowadays
a tech fleece tracksuit is 200-230 euros for a set
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shill away (need to drop some cash)
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>>62711629
Based fellow AMD enjoyer. My only issue with the stock is that I've been holding it so long that my unrealized gains are gigantic (>1450%) even after accounting for my DCA. Still not selling though.
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>>62711692
Do NOT buy now for fuck's sake. AMD just hit an ATH. INTC's gonna drop back down to 90 soon.
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my signals have flagged nobo bordisk as a giga buy
wagmi
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>>62711695
Good. I would expect the market to defy logic. But it does cost nothing to set a stop loss.
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>>62711682
As the barrel empties fish get harder and harder to hit. Best I would guess is whatever happens is what will have happened.
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>>62711706
MU, NOK
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>>62711703
My feet hurt in every shoes but Nike.
My best investment ever buying a Nike before liberation day.
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just bought 10k of both vti and vxus, diversifying for us and climbing down the risk ladder
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>>62711685
at this point its a gamble, if they fired all the woke trash from the management, stock would double in couple months, if not, it could crab for couple years at the current range
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Moderna 170 now.
Yeah im thinking its going to 200 soon.
Its a fucking fiesta
Lets fucking GOOOOOOOOO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwHU32HL3SE
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>Oil down bigly
>Gold and silver flat
Biggest proof of this being fake and gay
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Anyone know why Sam Altman and all the AI CEOs are suddenly calling the government to step in and regulate AI because it will destroy the world? I don't watch MSM, but my boomer dad talks about it all the time now because he wants my AI stocks to go red. Personally I doubt they are saying that out of the goodness of their hearts after pushing their AI garbage for years now.
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>>62711728
it's better to self-regulate than get regulated. proscribing your own rules is better than having bernie sanders do it for you
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>>62711717

My favorite shoes were $9 slip ons from target. I liked them so much I bought a second pair when the first pair got too dirty and worn down. Name brand athletic wear has reached diminishing returns on every level. I recently bought a $9 long sleeve hoodie for $12 on Amazon. I had to double check the label because the hoodie was extremely well made with quality cloth. I caught 3 compliments as soon as I wore it out in public. NKE cannot compete with the same items being $50-$65 and shitter quality.
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>>62711678
Feet are great actually, I enjoy them the richer I get!
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Redditor seethe=free alpha
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My beloved popped a circuit breaker (pardon the Yahoo).
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>>62711706
genm
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HEED THE WORD OF SMIGSTRODAMUS

QQQ IS DOUBLE TOPPING AND WILL DROP

WTI HAS BOTTOMED AND WILL BOUNCE

SPY WILL CRAB DOWNWARDS

SO SAYETH SMIGSTRODAMUS
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guess which of these tickers I track I own
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>>62711728
regulations are there to destroy competition
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>>62711728
They want to regulate away competition
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>>62711738
>double top
On what timeframe?
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>>62711727
the only aimshit i have is avgo and asml and both are flat
everything about america is fake and gay
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>>62711728

This is a classic playbook 90% of normies don't understand. Regulations aren't hated by big businesses, they are USED. They want to entrench themselves and wall out upstart competitors.
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>>62711744
Daily
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Come on fucking Xoxols do "a thousand drone attack" again on Zigger's refineries , my Crak won't go up without help.

And Sand-niggers from Persia and Arabia ,start shooting tankers and pipelines, my BWET needs help too.

You are so fucking bored.
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>>62711706
GRAB its thailandese Uber.
Very Cheap right now.
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Oil baggies kek
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>>62711741
SKHY, SNDK and AAPL?
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Did that nigga with the SPY calls cash in?
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>>62711754
just skhy rn
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>SOXL
We are no back to our regularly scheduled programming.
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>>62711753

>still near $100
>OIL stocks crater

Did they print more OIL?
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>>62711728
They are loosing money constantly training new models, if one company slows down another would make a better model and make even more money. So, they came together with this manufactured childish sci-fi threat that AI will rape us in 5 years if we don't slow down its development. Plus, if what they are saying is true, that AI is dangerous and can be used as a weapon(Even though I can't get chatgpt to do shit) another country like China or France or whatever will get ahead in its development instead, putting the US at a disadvantage. Also, OpenAi didn't wanna IPO.
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>>62711756
No lol. I'm up 1300 percent tho
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>>62711762
Based
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>>62711682
>what did CNBC talk about
“Ok well look, pull up the chart, see, AMD just hit 30$. They haven’t done that since 2006 or so. But are we going to sit here and really recommend AMD to investors long term, versus Intel or Nvidia in the semi space? Is this current thing Lisa is doing over at AMD really sustainable longer term? I don’t think so.”
t. jim cramer or somebody like that, probably.
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>>62711730
>>62711742
>>62711743
>>62711747
I suspect as such. Makes sense to me they are trying to pull up the ladder, but my dad literally tried to fight me saying the AI industry is going to crash because these CEOs suddenly care about humanity.
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is it possible motley fools makes it recommendations gathered from smg?
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>>62711763
Gambling port started with 500, up to 7900 now. Let the good times roll
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wish you were happy today, that i could hold you, that you could coo with contentment about how well we were doing and how cozy you felt. that world is possible. have a good day babe.
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>>62711770
It’s Reddit but yeah could be us eventually
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>>62711753
seeeexxxxxxxx
thats one fucking hot robot
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>>62711760
And I don't get why OpenAI is hesitating to IPO even after SpaceX's success. If companies like Tesla can make this much money with the "promise" of "eventual" profit so can OpenAi. There financials must be really bad for them to run away this hard.
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AMD latecomers finna get rugged hard onKirk
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>>62711353
>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
affirmative
>>62711368
where the hell have you been cute anon?
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>SOXL
is this the beginning of April again
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>>62711728
The classic way that companies do it is:
1. Explode onto the scene with new technology/business
2. Go as fast as fucking possible, hoovering up loans, engineers, and other startups
3. Demand absolutely no regulation, claim it will slow you down and hurt business at a critical time in this important new technology
4. Capture the market, solidify business position
5. Demand regulations, claim the market needs them to protect this important established business
6. Leverage lobbies with government officials to ensure regulations are extremely favorable to you and extremely unfavorable to startups. Use this to crush opposition.
7. Enjoy your monopoly.
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>>62711766
Damn. I remember Itanic.
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INTCELS!!!!!!! WE'RE ARE SO FUCKING BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!
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my favorite thing about deepseek is the logo. somehow, it's great to see whales get representation here.
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I'm up bigly
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Is nvda cheap at $225
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>>62711794
The Chinese made it to mock the Japanese because they have no AI and no whales (they killed all of them).
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>>62711775
>>62711753
idc who she supposed to be but she is my oc now
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Trump bends the knee to Xi (again)
How sad..
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>>62711797
That depends on whether or not you believe the singularity has already been achieved
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Shit and piss at 1 percent!
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>>62711801
>you'll never have a tomboy robot gf
ELOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE MY SEX BOTS YOU PROMISED ME SEX BOTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62711797
They'll be making the cards for space computers. Undervalued
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>>62711796
>I'm up bigly
noice... buy me lunch?
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770 BROKEN

THE GOLDEN BULL RUN IS IN!!!
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>NVO
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>>62711801
She's a character from Emmy the Robot, a story about a robot maid who gets separated from her owner/family and learns about how life is for people and robots who are poor and outcast/broken.
A lot of people made OC robots. I don't recall if this character was one of them or if she was an official character.
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This pump is not kosher
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I want all of you who were bitching about the rape hike last week to apologize to mr warsh and the F.E.D. Our bags are pumping anyway, youre welcome
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im gonna save 5% to buy something next time it goes red I think
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>>62711837
And the dump at the beginning of the week? That was just pricing in the hike.
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Uhmmm, why is NDX up 2.10%?
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>>62711797
idk but I bought some extra at $210
theres no way it doesnt break out sooner or later
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>>62711829
>gets separated from her owner/family and learns about how life is for people and robots who are poor and outcast/broken
wtf, I only read the first couple chapters of that stuff
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So does anyone actually know why it is pumping today? Was there some kind of news I missed?
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>>62711847
We'll probably find out a few days from now.
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SNAP looking juicy
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>>62711855
>yom kippur
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>>62711855
see >>62711858
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>>62711855
>>62711858
>>62711863
Greenland deal you retards
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>>62711855

Moonbeam and Polkadot chan smashed clams
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>>62711820
No free lunch!!
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>>62711847
I dunno. it could be down -2% tomorrow, who knows
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Uh SanDisk is down guys?
Is this a problem?
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GLWfags up bigly
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>>62711844
Amen. all smooth green sailing for awhile now
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>jews stone walling 770

Gay
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>>62711875
Not for the index.
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>>62711855
hedgefunds werent tasked with fucking stocks down
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>>62711800
kek
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PEP looking dicey. I guess making shittier Coke and Fritos isn’t a great investment
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>>62711875
the chinese are running their mouths again
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>>62711801
>>62711829
>>62711814
i want her to shit in my mouth
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>>62711693
the cuts of their sweatpants and shirts are for young lanklets (picrel). had to switch to a different brand for exercise clothing because i couldnt fit my hands and feet through the arm/foot holes but also at the same time were too big around the waist and have to max out their shitty drawstrings. i did recently stock up on $500 worth of NKE running shoes though because they are the only brand that still makes regular trainers that dont have 4 inches of foam on the bottom.
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>>62711889
Their drinks are a small part of their business and their snacks are getting raped by recent regulations. I was thinking of PEP a while ago too but I think it's too risky bo a slow boomer stock. I ultimately bought KO, which might be a bit overpriced but whatever.
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>>62711880
Now the market goes to sleep until power hour and that's it for today.
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i sold last week because i thought it was over
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if you don't sell today it will all come back down tomorrow, and if you sell it will keep pumping
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>>62711899
Thanks for playing
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>>62711706
SRFM
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>investing.com trying to make me pay them money for their dogshit articles again
Anyway "1832" is apparently the resistance on sndk and "volume is down from friday".

Except it hit that point overnight when volume was low anyway.

Is there a single investing article that isn't straight up lying horseshit all the time.
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I’ve got a spare $12k to invest would it be dumb to buy AMD now what would you buy?
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>NASA +3.5%
>JEDI +4.9%
spacebros are we back?
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>>62711902
feels like not selling is the better outcome
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>>62711895
>robots dont poop
>girls dont poop
>assumes robot girl must poop
This is unironically a top signal for robotics its all downhill from here.
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I can hear circus music in the distance bros.
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>>62711899
>gives self bottom signal
>sells
ngmi
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>most of my stuff up hugely
>except for one stock
Can you guess which one?
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>>62711896
>i did recently stock up on $500 worth of NKE running shoes though because they are the only brand that still makes regular trainers that dont have 4 inches of foam on the bottom.

>he spends more for a more basic shoe
retard
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>>62711910
TQQQ
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>>62711910
How about you give it to me instead
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>>62711902
I will choose to let my winners run, and buy the dip at every chance forever. I will never sell.
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Why has schd been taking a shit for the past month
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i like money
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>>62711910
Save for a red day
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>>62711728
Becuase they have no money anymore. So they make up bullshit like "if we dont slow down ai will kill us all it needs to be regulated" so they have an excuse to justify why their revenue and progress is not going on as it did the last years. Its all bullshit so you clown buy the IPO
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>>62711909
if you knew those things you'd be making money instead of wasting time writing articles
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>set a stop loss and lose all your gains
The people who say this are the people who say making 100 in realized profits and losing 10000 in unrealized gains is good because any profit is good.
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I did +1.21% today.
I've started to buy AI companies, I think that they are cooking something.
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>>62711927
did we just become best friends?
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>>62711926
normie "investors" selling the bottom
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>>62711910
seconding >>62711923
don't buy individual stocks for long term holds
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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS PUMPING??????? WHAT IS THE NEWS????????????? WHAT THE FUCK????????????????????????????????????
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>>62711935
>I think that they are cooking something
Yeah, their books
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>>62711911
I bought JEDI at 90 and sold the absolute bottom at the end of July after smiggers goaded me into selling...
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>>62711926
it's a dividend ETF. what did you expect?
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>>62711927
uhhhhhh, no?
im the one who likes money dude
get the fuck out of here, don't be a retard
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>>62711940
the news is fuck you
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>>62711923
I don’t think I can. I tried once and Fidelity gave a bunch of weird warnings. I think I need to sign something in person.
>>62711924
No. Get a job, you bum!
>>62711928
Makes sense.
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>>62711940
GREENLAND DEAL YOU RETARD
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>>62711940
this market wanted higher
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>>62711926
>goy id
oof babe. it was only going up because there was a rotation, institutions had made insane money from sminiconfluxers and were derisking, putting profits into the most uncorrelated and safest spot. that move is over and it's back to k shaped reality.
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so why did the Fed not hike sooner if it's so bullish, are they retarded?
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>>62711951
I'm sure you can, you just have to jump through some hoops. I'm europoor so my 3x leverage is through QQQ3. If I can do it, so can you.
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CMON SNIGGER 771 YOU GOT IT IN YOU
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1c prefix though, probably means one cute goy :)
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The stock market is going up because it's Yom Kippur
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>>62711963
Watch out for him. You're not gonna like what the SF1 at the end means.
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So we're determined to break the dotcom bubble record huh?
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well?
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>>62711966
yom kippur is a sad holiday, the jewish holiday thing is real but it's also bifurcated, celebrations like purim are more often green, somber days like yom kippur or more often red. this is a special yom kippur
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>>62711966
There's some sort of news besides Greenland for sure because otherwise Europe wouldn't pump the same way the US does.
>>62711968
Is this adjusted for inflation?
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>>62711968
Line MUST go up. No exceptions.
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LINE GO UP FOREVER
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771 BROKEN WE WONT STOP!!!
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>>62711926
Because the price went up so much that a tbill is a better investment for safe yield. And growth stocks are better as investments.
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mfw I'm determined to break the dotcom bubble record
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>>62711752
>They're actually profitable
>But the float is fucking enormous

I'm intrigued at least
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>>62711968
The S in the Shiller PE ratio stands for "stupid fucking goyim". Just wanted to let you know that before you end up staring at that chart too long and doing something dumb.
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>>62711952
LOL? that's a literal nothing burger, US had access before
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Bears and panicans are in fucking SHAMBLES
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THREAD THEME

https://youtu.be/lqbzNtcxcDE?is=OcM4f7hYG6Ym9nam
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>>62711652
Cheat code for life
Buy when the goyim say sell
Sell when they say buy

I think that guy who was proposing the Inverse Reddit Index where he just shorts the biggest meme stocks there and levers the doom and gloom around current thing may be onto something.
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>refresh fidelity every 10 or so minutes
>do it again
>it updates then logs out randomly
>odd but whatever, try to log in
>username or password is incorrect
>reveal typed password, it was correct

Is this a sell signal or a buy signal?
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>mrvl rsi higher than sndk's
>sndk has massive profits locked in with LTCs while mrvl has theoretical profits *if* the AI bubble continues
>mrvl not subject to silly things like "pulling back on high rsi" or "shit p/e"
I really hate when people try to bullshit you on "this metric is why it pulled back" when you can pull up a dozen stocks in a similar category that didn't pull back when they should be about half what they currently are. People trying to rationalize the fake and gay piss me off.
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Just in time for fall tomorrow.
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huh? did mr Trump lie to us last week? Why would he do that?
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>>62711968
And then there's your ass. You spam this but Google's forward p/e is like 18. You're talking about p/e and the AI bubble, but most AI stocks have great p/e. It's just shit like SPCX valued at 2 trillion on negative earnings shitting all over everything.
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>>62711971
>special
It's because of all the dead iranians lmao.
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>>62711995
start of libra season
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exuberance status?
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>>62711996
US doesn't buy Russian diesel. Non of that shit matters to us.

you LOST tranny
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>>62712009
La lu li le lo
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>>62711753
Why did they make the Fed look like he came out of that flash game where you say "watermelon" at the guy's wife
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>>62712005
Two more weeks.
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>>62711997
If they hypothetically could put it in the index would Bitcoin mess up the average too I dunno math that good
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GOOGin' it right now.
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What broker do you use /smg/? Would you recommend it to a complete newfag?
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market is looking very irrational right now

not financial advice
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>>62711996
So based
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>>62712018
If you are a newfag just open a schwab account, thinkorswim mogs and is free
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>>62712018
Schwab, thinkorswim is nice.
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literally what is rising? everything is yellow
how is nasdog going highe rand higher
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Is this some kind of fucking joke?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iIzU3bJ_9w

will you watch the /biz/ anime?
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>>62711985
Why do I post with retards like you
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>>62712032
you lost
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>>62712030
Heat map is neon green
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>>62711946
if it makes you feel better I bought at 112 and am now waiting for months to get back to my entry
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>>62711985
Fuck you bitch, you are obviously European with how you talk especially saying 'nothing burger' which no USA English speaker actually says. Trump is kicking ass and basically doing everything he said, Xi is coming here and you best believe he will be spoken to reason to allow the Strait of Hormuz to be opened worst case scenario he gets his hands dirty and shows off a taste of Chinas true power and imagine Americans looking towards Iran with a anime mustache and thumbs up to the sky saying yosh...ikuzo... and some curly haired Chad looking towards a glowing Iran with tears streaming down his face saying Yatta... domo arigato Chinasama... 600000 Iranians are burning alive from Chinese Superdrones. Its beautiful as anything we have ever seen, humanity is now FREE to move forward towards the stars.
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It’s been half an hour since the last sexo robot post, which means it’s been half an hour without good posts
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>they thought I was joking about Yom Kippur

THE MORE JEWISH THE STOCK THE BIGGER THE GAINS

>META +900000%
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>>62712032
Oh we're laffin. Laffin at the bears.
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>>62712032
The markets stay HONKA HONKA longer than you can stay serious.
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NIGGERS
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when will shitmerica get what they deserve? a nuke
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>>62712033
I can't read, so I have to wait for the dub.
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>>62711922
Nigga they were 4 pairs at $85 and 1 pair at $65. Now go look up what a pair of goy running shoes like picrel cost. And my 8.5 size is hard to find and I'm not broke so I stock up. Sometimes it feels good to walk through the mall with some big bags of stuff you just bought
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>>62712041
its gray as fuck
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>>62712051
We aren't even close to a crisis.
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>>62712044
I regret what I started, anyway check META if you hold
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>>62712030
I'm still salty I didn't buy spcx at 110
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uhhhh bros??? i only invested in this market believing all my loses would be subsidized by the US government.
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>he thought they would start ww3 and crash the market on Yom Kippur
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klar sissies how we feeling about today? time to buy rope on 86 week installments
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>>62712062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1at_WSjri8
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>>62712065
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>>62712065

but who will pay for all the rope after they are gone? how will the rope get paid for?
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>oil randomly down 4%
ON WHAT FUCKING NEWS?!
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>>62712070
Supposably 20mb was sitting on the coast waiting their turn to get out of the strait so maybe the next batch snuck in.
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>>62712070
We printing oil now
>>62712051
Never. Keep seething Ahmed
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>>62712070
supply glut
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>>62711985
Investors are stupid. Why don't you know this
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>>62712070
We don't need news to fuck over turdies.
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>>62712043
didn't read, see you on the next rug pull and oil moon
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>>62711942
kek
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It was jewish tricks again?
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>8k waiting room has opened
Mumus only
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smgstradomas done goof'd on QQQ and has been quiet lately.
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I really hope this greenland deal turns into an annexation deal down the road boss.
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We're just repeating the same shit again, tomorrow we're at 7830 or somehting
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I bought in to the Fomo fuck it Intel@123
Just hit.
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>>62712093
kek
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Greed is off the charts. I'm only staying in semis for the MU earnings. It's a gamble on whether it's gonna crash before or after. Can someone tell Orange man the earnings are gonna add another 2 trilli to the market?
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>>62712097
>kundensentiment
>markdaten
>taglich
>geldkurs
What a silly language
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>>62712089
fraid so
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>>62711991
Consult your microwave. Set the clock and run it for 1:37 sec. Pull out your clock and measure how accurate the time is. If it’s off by .5 sec or less buy. If it’s off by .5 sec or more sell.
>fellow fidelity user
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>>62712099
everyone will have to bend the knee eventually. many stubborn people in this thread still refuse to.
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>>62712099
better than me
I sold at 95 to fomo into some other shit
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>>62711753
Oil companies are printing cash. Refineries especially, but upstream is also putting up sickening numbers. Unless you’re a tourist who bought in this year at a peak you’re fine.
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>>62711594
Bitcoin 150k bull thesis short version:

The SEC Just Allowed companies to make crypto tokens that represent individual stocks. This has caused savvy investors to realize the incredible power that has just been unlocked. When Trump said we would be skyrocketing past the Chinese financially using crypto this is what he meant. Basically people have to buy Bitcoin to buy the tokens. What this unlocks now is legitimate 24/7 stock trading anytime anywhere. Since most people know by now, crypto is 24/7. Every big investment firm has to buy Bitcoin eventually at some point (to buy the token to be honest they can sell BTC once they get tokens) the hype that this can cause, the big time use case, the power you can have especially with AI and algo trading its going to finally convince every big player to enter crypto.

MSTR can easily hit 300 by January 2027 and whomever has the tokens can make a killing too.

If I am wrong, glad to be corrected but I think crypto winter is over after this.
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>its a mega pump
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I would like to apologize to Kevin for doubting
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>he bought puts
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SCHDler on the roof
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>nasdaq is pushed by incel and arm
on what news btw?
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>>62711759
yes, oil isn't real
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>>62712093
Smigstrodamus got the daily wrong my bad guys I have a cold it must be affecting my clairvoyancy, WTI has bottomed but QQQ & SPY very resiliantly pumping. Still I'll take this L it is my cross to bear.

Long term still Bullish but expect another dump in October.
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>>62712132
This algorithmic rotation out of divvy stocks is killing my KMB.
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>>62712097
>Update
You also better believe me cause I also was right
>>62711346
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>sndk
>klar
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>Even NKE is green
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It's happening
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>all bear positions
>scared to check my folio

Guess I’m riding my e bike all day while I ignore margin calling
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>>62711625
USD finna boutta be dead
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WE'VE COME A LONG LONG WAY TOGETHER
THROUGH THE HARD TIMES AND THE GOOD
I HAVE TO CELEBRATE YOU BABY
I HAVE TO PRAISE YOU LIKE I SHOULD
https://youtu.be/ygVMEJvVgG8
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>>62712148
so smigstodamus is just a GRRR shill? idk if there are many such cases, but it is certainly grim
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>synopsis
thanks keqing.. now im green for once
also boughted ttwo earlier, what else is on fire sale today anons?
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>>62712146
South Korean export data showing record chip demand and oil going down.
AMD is also up 9% and Samsung 5%
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>>62712120
>Basically people have to buy Bitcoin to buy the tokens.
this retard has never heard of stablecoins. You know polymarket is technically a crypto site, right? did that do anaything for the price of btc?
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>>62712048
N WORDS!!!
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>>62712191
YEAH!!!
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>>62712171
No my smigga, I am the GRRR shill. And I will be a gorillionaire in 2027.
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oh no I think I missed the dip again
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guys I found the reason for the pump, Bungie is unvaulting Destiny 2 content
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>>62712132
Still up 23% YTD
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Anti reddit folio BTFOs anything and everyone
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It was supposed to crash so that I could buy the dips....
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>>62712093
He alwaus done goof
Next day will be green too, enjoy your bull trap
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>>62712199
>his digits check
>i sold my paltry GRRR position weeks ago just to gain access to the additional margin
>think i even sold it for a small loss too
>if i buy back in now the loss gets disallowed as a wash sale
FUCK... but in all seriousness once the wash sale period ends i will probably goomble a little bit on this one again
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>>62711988
>Gold RN
My theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A70_sRBsQqE
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>>62712207
You had a dip last week
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My nigga Zucks and my Nigga Masayoshi Son are the ultimate reddit pimpers, I love that jew and that little nip like you wouldn't believe
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>>62712207
October will be a great time to buy stocks!
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>META +27% month
how long can one milk those boomers
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>>62711594
the stock market is a jewish scam, to make money out of nothing and ruins millions of peoples lives
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>>62712211
>my theme
>the police
Sending out an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
I'm sending out an S.O.S
>>62711988
banger
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>>62712223
Muse is the shit and whatsapp revenues are growing by 100% per year
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>THE STRAIT OF HORMUSSY IS STILL CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>62712224
t.redditor
if you bought the antireddit portfolio you would never stop winning
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Wtf I love zuck now
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>minding my own business
>check Videocardz
>"AMD hits 1T marketcap with 9% percent"
WTF did you guys do I know it's buy Yom Kippur but
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>>62712224
>ruins millions of peoples lives
yeah but i won
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>>62712207
That's what the last two weeks was.
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CMON NIGGER YOU GOT MORE IN YOU
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>>62712224
Okay anon, now run along and play with your monkey pictures
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>intel
>arm
>coreweave
how are shit stocks getting so good gains?
is good company and gains inversely correlated?
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>>62712237
Damn that's me.
The whole strait thing should be teaching people not that THE event is fake or gay, but that Oil has been so overvalued for so long that an actual supply crisis does not change the demand at all. It's still roughly within margins of error for a normal event. Not the strait closed effectively forever.

If the market was reflecting real prices instead of price gouging for literal decades at this point, it would likely be worth basically nothing and nobody would be panicking. There's likely still margin for it to fall and for supply to keep up with demand for the foreseeable future simply because the monopolies have kept it many times its worth for so long.

I would not be shocked if this pump continues to Q4.
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>>62712254
You are shit spotting value anon.
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whats the volume on today? is this legit or a fake out?
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Why can't SNDK just fucking pump already
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>>62712263
Yeah wtf is going on MU is the one that is supposed to not pump
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>>62712266
>>62712266
>>62712266
>>62712266
>>62712266
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>>62712263
>trusting a jeet CEO
kek
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>>62712269
Anon the jeet moved to Micron
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>>62712057
>He thinks it's fine as long as it doesn't hit zero
Holy fuck I'm glad you retards are my trade counterpart
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>>62712301
Yea but it says cushing hub is flat
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>>62712229
>Message in a Botle
Great song desu.
I like your taste Anon
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>>62712203
do they count the divs in that %



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