all systems go edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62757425
Buy SBLK you stupid niggers
first for smell ya later
comfy dashboard update
Buy every fucking dip at this point, everything is undervalued
>several green days in a row
I'm so fucking green. I have zero tech and I am so fucking green. everything is so fucking green. half the shit in my portfolio is up 10-20% in the last two days
LINE GO UP :DDD
>>62758050mag7 is overpriced. QQQ is overpriced.everything else is so fucking cheap I told you niggers buy anything else
>>62758054>>62758050Mumus are getting EXTREMELY cocky. Trumps telling his friends to load up on puts
There is gonna be a collapse soon, isn't there?
>>62758061nigger I'm not in memes. you SOXL puts aren't going to hurt me man
I like money
>>62758061My time horizon is 10+ years bitchass!
>>62758051but why
Did something happen? Oil is pumping
>>62758072Indians are just buying the dip saaaaarr. they think oil is going to 200 saaaarrrrr. do not redeem oil.
>>62758069oil down, dxy down, shrimple math
>>62758065that's cheating
>>62758075are they paying with poop?
>>62758061
>>62758062Yes but I won't sell because I"ve had a couple green days and I'm getting greedy. I will pink wojak surprised pikachu when it all collapses.
MU? HELLO?
>>62758080every high cast Indian has 1000 low caste Indians recycle landfill scrap metal for them and then they redeem all the rupeesits kinda like the Democratic party and how they use niggers
>>62758063>He's reached euphoriaYeah the top is in. Anon, think like a jew. If you were hitting ATH, you would pump it during market hours as much as you could and dump in AH to rape goyim. Don't be naive
>>62758062Anyone who panic sells is retardedThe best strat is to keep holding until you're a millionaire
>>62758090>ATHmost of the shit I bought was nigger raped to monthly/yearly/5 year lows when I bought it.you cant hurt me dude. I bought the bottom. you can short the bottom if you want to lose money. I'll just buy more shares if you try to fuck me. you cant win dude. the line is going up
lmao just crab at ATH
>>62758091An economy built on leisure and rockets seems grim.
guys I hope you slurped NOK the past few days and my shilling wasnt in vain
>got into QTEX under $1>all is well
I'm exiting the market when I can buy a 4000sq ft house and then will rent out my fully paid 3000sq ft houseUntil then let's ride
>>62758093Repent of your arrogance, anon. Be fucking smart
BWET chads how wet are we feeling now on a scale of 1 to 10?
>>62758101BBWI is a good company and I'm tired of kikes acting like it should be 4 p/eI'm not sorry at all. you guys are unhinged. stop shorting good companies you weird faggots.
>>62758089wow she's sorta cutie innit?
>>62758097I did, wish I'd got more but may add more slowly over time
>>62758097how much uptheside do you see with it?
>>62758112>sorta cuteyes thats why she is doing a silly dance on TikTok and saying she is selling pussy because she is broke
>>62758096It's all fake and gay anyway, we're basically in a video game
>>62758089Thank you for service, nubian queen
My asshole is bleeding intcels...
>>62758115nice>>62758116at least 50-100%, I can personally see it doublingtheir work with NVDA, 6G networks, the fact that theyve just entered the EUROSTOXX 50, theyre also doing sattletite comms now
>>62758118Thank you for reminding me to keep an eye on TTWO. Its gonna print when I get home from my vacation in Nov.
I thought it would look like this by nowWHY DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE THISSeriously who the fuck is shorting Micron
Smiggerdamus said this week would be a bear market. Of course it’s neon green.
>phone company>pumps with AI>dumps with AI
>>62758139Micron is going to explode after blue wave. It's extremely undervalued, Korean ram makers will suffer a lot from energy crisis and both parties want US chip making to go brrrrrrrr.
I dont like when Boomer media my dad makes me watch mentions shit like>October Surpriseand other phrases I hear on War Mode...>>62758140Yeah is he ok? These past 2 days must have been brutal...
>>62758035will Nidec bukkake or sepukku?
>>62758145>6mo timeline on $NOK>clicks maxpump has barely started, kid
Intel is going up 1500% once 14A is ready.
smigstradamus was right
I like how his gens are hideous and his predictions are wrong but we still like him
>lunchtime dip
>>62758139>>62758147>just found guilty of fraud>more allegations of fraud>agreed to pay a massive fine for fraud>indian CEO has dumped 100s of millions of dollars of sharesthe question is why do you guys keep buying it and why isn't it down more
>>62758159>lunch dip>started at 11:30How long do I ride out my 781 puts?
3x Solactive MicroSectors™ U.S. Big Oil Index TR MicroSectors U.S. Big Oil 3 Leveraged ETNs due February 17, 2045
In a hypothetical 20% "collapse" would you slurp MU or AMD?
*goes for a burg (not closing my positions during it)*
>>62758155>its the same company it used to be75 p/e already dude
>>62758149He’s probably fine. He has 6 figures in GRRR and is down bigly and still hasn’t killed himself. That shows a lot of resilience.
>>62758160looknetlist is not a major playerIt's interesting but I also can't find you shilling it 8 months ago when it was still cheap
>>62758170>klarna pink idnevermind
>>62758175I'm not shilling netlist. I'm fudding micron
first live day going good so far
>>62758161I sold my 780, now to the 778 ulcer waiting for when wall street gets back from Dorsia and pooomps..>I think my 770 EOW will die tho>>62758173Based. I too invest in retarded shit like XTXXF and end up eating my shirt for a while.
>>62758183You picked the right day to hop in, kekGl anon
Little dip on SKHY today, tempted to get more, don't think it's a sub 200 stock for much longer. Hynix bros, thoughts?
>>62758183you know you could have just bought the calls and made twice as much with 1 second of just saying "wow everything is a nigger green checkmark"
NLR OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>My entire port is poomping despite diesel at ATHwtf is going on???
>>62758104Squirt is pee.>but it's not ju-No.>but it's also-No.>but muh squirt study sho-No.It's pee. From the pee hole. All these porn whores just drink a ton of water and piss all over the place because they're incontinent. That's why it's fucking hot.
>>62758187It's not a directional strategy, it's mostly short vol. But yeah today's been calm/crab for the most part. >>62758192Directional trading is a lot harder; I don't have any demonstrated skill there.
>>62758197Theyre talking about red dye diesel on the news. The quote I just heard is >You die it red and put in in Farm EquipmentSounds AWFULLY familiar...
>>62758199>from the pee holenah man you can get up inside that bitch really good and you can feel the liquid inside of her vag man. if its out of the peehole she is a retard and its not the same thingbasically finger the bitch and curl up towards the top and there is this spongy part and if you really fist that shit you can collect a whole puddle of squirt in your hand if you are so inclined to believe it doesn't exist
the goyim mind cannot comprehend volatility trading
>>62758202I worked at a gas station in rural bumfuck where we sold regular diesel and dyed diesel. All the construction and trucker people kept trying to buy the the dyed diesel because it was cheaper (no tax), but it was explicitly for Off-Road use only, e.g. tractors and generators and other farmer's equipment.By opening up stocks of dyed diesel for truckers, we're literally setting ourselves up for a famine next year.Whatever Jews proposed this idea in the White House need to be murdered.
and then there's this.
>>62758190Nopers
>>62758204Ive always had the sensation of a really pent up Kegel on my cock, then her pussy pushing it out with water. Its still like 20-35% piss.
>>62758204That's just pussy juice. When she squirts like a super soaker it's from the pee hole.
>>62758215Why not?
>want to be a retarded subhuman and buy stupid shit like opticals that are 100 billion marketcap with less than a billion in revenue with the shittiest 200 p/e ever, even though they keep doing 10% days>soul will not allow me to do it>brain is confused because RAM companies keep posting massive profits but are still down from ATH on extremely low P/E
>>62758220Just invert your gut instinct and call it a day
>>62758218>>62758216its not a super soaker. thats just chicks pissing in porn. its from inside my dude and its not a myth its real and I'm sorry you have never made a woman orgasm before LMAO ngmiget laid this is financial advice
>>62758204That is disgusting. Girls are gross
>>62758202>>62758213They dye it so tax niggers can ID it it's literally just diesel. Tax breaks on diesel isn't the end of the great satan try again irannies
reminder: https://youtu.be/BzAdXyPYKQo
>>62758147>blue wave like its guaranteed
>>62758230Then just temporarily block the tax on diesel as a whole then, why are we opening up the stocks of already-dyed diesel for non-farmers?
>>62758239nigger we literally don't need anymore corn if I'm gonna be real with you and all the basedbeans just get shipped to china. 90% of what we grow ends up in the trash and you think we are going to have a faminetouch grass
>>62758239You know why. Refinery side crisis. Crude oil glut. Export ban is a no go. Buy MPC
>>62758239to wreck the cars and bring down consumption
Why aren’t you buying the generational oil dip? By all accounts it’s obvious that after midterms the administration will stop this massive effort to suppress prices and restart the war because they have nothing else to lose.
I'm 39 and I've never had sex. Also never kissed a girl.But my portfolio is +30% ytd and 123% since 2023 so I'm fine.
>>62758230There's nothing unique about dyed diesel, that's why the truckers and contractors were always trying to buy it. There's nothing magical about the dye that prevents them taxing it. It's a completely different inventory.>>62758244I know *WHY*. It's the same reason Moscow murdered the Kulaks for hoarding their seed crop. They believe their own press but are actually genuinely retarded and operate entirely in the intellectual-hypothetical space. They don't work so they have no idea where the numbers on their spreadsheets actually come from.
They aren't ready for the truth, Lord Jesus. Forgive them.
>muh oil>muh MUI've never once seen someone mention ALAB in this thread
>>62758222Ive dated 3 squirters, the german one was a super soaker. The other 2 were like youd hear a fluid plop on the floor next to the bed every now and then. The one that sprayed though was like that video of Bonnie Rotten hitting the ceiling, acting like a fuckin fire hydrant. >Shit was cash.>>62758230I was going for the Kool-Aid/Farm Equipment joke, anon. Nothing ever happens.
>>62758155whyd it dump so hard from earlier in the year
>>62758258The dye is literally only to identify it as being exempt from the road tax nigger what are you even talking about
Ath reached, it's all downfall from Here
>>62758258do you know where the numbers on the spreadsheets come from?farming in America is government welfare. the government pays farmers to grow crops we don't need and sell them for less than they even cost to grow. we grow so much bullshit they just feed it to animals and turn it into goysyrup.
>>62758257My port is 6 figures up 900% since then and I have a wife and kids and im 37faggot
>>62758257Are you a real khv?Why do you think you are and where can I find more people like you?
>>62758273how old are the kids
>>62758199it's pee but I like it anyway
>>62758269The dye isn't added by the gas station. It comes from the supplier dyed. It's a separate stock of diesel that is kept separate explicitly so we always have a diesel reserve for farm equipment.>>62758272||>||3|
>>62758204I think I read somewhere that it's pee but without the urine or some shitbasically if it's yellow that bih be pissing on yo shit but if it's clear then it's basically just water that went straight to her cooch
>>62758264First time an AI sloppa made me laugh.
>>62758257no you are not fine
>>62758199heard some dude say it tased like peanut buttercheckmate virgin
>>62758281No.The more hydrated a person is, the more clear their urine is. So these girls drink tons of water, get really well hydrated, then pee. I also briefly dated a girl like this and to my surprise wherever she "squirted", whether it was in the bed or in the car, it always left a yellow smelly pee stain, no matter how clear it was coming out.
>>62758190Korea is too dependant on middle east gas. If this shit lasts longer they will be hit hard.
>>62758281>it's pee but without the urineholy kek
>>62758278trump just gave welfare to the farmers super bigly this year. they all got free farm equipment with his big beautiful bill. farmers love welfare socialism.
>>62758290I was told that with the Hormuz closed, India would start to starve six months in.Still waiting on that one.
MU is about to rocket. You have been warned
>>62758290they are getting oil from canada nowprobably gonna get from america tooright now oil is less of an issueplus they are doing buybacks so the price should be stable this month
>>62758295>farmers love welfare socialism.tell me about it. my grandfather was a giga racist chud and he was a dyed in the wool democrat because of farmer gibs.
>>62758295I too like to have guaranteed food production even if it means paying "socialism" as you put it, you fucking moron.
Mu is about to be rocked. You have been warned
>>62758220People are just scared because AI corps already have massive market cap. Gates will open after midterms.
>>62758288yeah that might be it but I guess the way it comes out is the difference because normally girls can't really squirt like that without pressure from having someone fill their shit up>>62758293sheiiit I only drink it because it's fucking hot ion wanna know nun else
>>62758283AI has some fun ones.
>>62758243Another delusional American typical of /smg/.More then 1 in 10 Americans already struggle to put food on their table. You have enough corn? People are STARVING.How many more struggle with access to healthcare, education, or even housing? How many more slip through the cracks and are uncounted? But keep telling me how America is rich.If rich Americans saw the state of most of America... If you were forced to leave your gated community where everyone is rich... You would realise how America is a fragile house of cards and that house is shaking.Iran is crippling America. China is preparing to undermine you at the right opportunity. Europe has turned its back on you. And you attack your closest allies in South America and Canada. Soon you will reap your harvest and see how America is not so invincible.
>>62758288Are you sure you werent just dating a feral animal? Ive made that mistake before too.
>>62758307The bladder is *right there*. The rectum is too.
>>62758303>food securityits not food security. they literally just use the corn for making liquor and to feed pigs or meme green energy shit. the rest of the sloppa gets sold to chinks in 20 quadrillion hectares of based beans we put on boats to send to themits just welfare dude
>>62758309I meant to post this image.
>>62758308>future art historians will have to learn how which AI image is from which epoch of AI development
>>62758311I eat ass too niggaand what???if the bitch clean I'm gonna do some shit (although I did gag once while sucking a toe)
>>62758310In retrospect yes, but at the time I believed it.A girl contracting her vagina and squeezing out pussy juice is just going to leave a glop on your dick or your hand, it's not going to spray out.
>>62758309LOL.
>>62758278It is not a separate stock for farm equipment, it is simply exempt from road tax. It's used heavily in oil and mining industries. You've never worked a real job you don't know what you're talking about about
>>62758309niggers get more foodstamps every month than the average euro salary man. they literally eat steaks every day while you simp for them lmao this shit is the dumbest fucking retard meme I've ever seen>>62758316
>>62758318So the pressure of your dick thrusting into her vagina is going to push on the bladder and rectum, so if she hasn't evacuated them, there's a chance of both coming out.
>>62758309They're calling it the most delusional post of all smg
Anyone else full ported into SOXL?
SPY is going down... it's over
>>62758318>I eat ass too nigga
>>62758326If they don't get their EBT ribeye they're not going to be virile enough to fuck my wife
>>62758331SPCX bro, cmon
>>62758325It Is a Separate Stock for Off Road Use. If you open it up for the truckers on on-road, it is going to deplete faster.I'm not sure what is complicated about this for you, nigger? How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?
>>62758328I've only seen that happen in porn and it was enough to put me off from ever asking for analI hear it's overrated anyway
>>62758137>Its gonna print when I get home from my vacation in Nov.Seems like gambling because there is a small chance that GTA 6 will flop
>>62758336That's such a stupid question I did have breakfast this morning
>>62758287It's like milky nickels
>>62758336Thanks for admitting you're wrong and agreeing with what I was saying the first place you babe
>>62758316>NJ still being a based agrarian society that people still think is just Tony Soprano's house and the Bing>>62758317You can discern them from some tells, but yeah. Theyre gonna have masters theses written on the distinction of Google/Sora/Claude AI imagery.>>62758322>A girl contracting her vagina and squeezing out pussy juice is just going to leave a glop on your dick or your hand, it's not going to spray out.Im not disagreeing. I think a lot of them lie and say they do and just have weak bladders or fucked up urethras or twats from gymnastics, riding horses, humping furniture, etc.. and just kinda piss a bit when they climax. I have been with the real deal though, its profoundly distinct from just a chick pissing herself cause shes too happy.Like I said, most cant (at least from my experience) but the ones that can, REALLY can and are kinda bashful about it cause you ruin beds/furniture constantly. Theyre worse than training a puppy.
>>62758340Lmao
>>62758331I did 60% in long-dated calls when it dipped into the low 120s. Then it dipped down to 100 twice before finally climbing back up to where I was in the green just before exp, I made a whole $3000 holding for a month.
imagine bragging about eating poop on an anonymous stock trading forum
>>62758339there is a 0% chance GTA 6 is gonna flop desu. the only 2 things I'm sure of for 2027 are>GTA 6 will be the highest grossing media product in the world by a large margin>Diesel will be cheaper in America (I don't care about Europe at all)>Americans will not starve
>>62758339Im banking on the DLC/Online market shit. Once they get the multiplayer shit smoothed out, it will be a goldmine. >Even South Park mentioned how everyone is clockwatching til it drops.
GLWnigguhs, what was that?
>>62758336I for one never eat breakfast, so I don't know how I would have felt if I hadn't eaten, as it would require me to have eaten breakfast at least once to know the difference.
>>62758352
>>62758333I look like this and eat assyou could too if you weren't scared of some pink eye (pussy shit)
>>62758306>the population is retarded and looks at mcap instead of earningsyeah>>62758302being 'racist' doesn't matteri f you only hire brown people, this is the>but I was a good socialist why am I up against the wall?Image but for the rightwing
niggers
>>62758355No, think about it. Imagine you never went into a pool of water. So when I ask you how you would have felt if you had went into a pool of water, how would you know?
>>62758316>>62758326It says NUTRITIOUS foodwhich means dumb poors buy cheetos and grape jell o with their food stamps so clearly they're suffering
>>62758348The best year in GTAV history was 1.1 billion. Genshin regularly makes 2 billion per year with current year looking best ever. I don't think GTAVI is going to best that. Especially with 30fps PS only release.
>>62758350Yeah, but South Park also clockwatched the X-box One and PS4, and the Wii.
>>62758360You'd have to be a double un-nigger to employ such high level imaginative inferences. Is such a thing even possible for anyone born in the 21st century? I imagine not
>>62758365I think gta6 will mog even chink dress up doll addiction games atleast for a couple of years out the gate
>>62758347Ass eaters are severely mentally ill. Ignore them and hope they die quickly from ass parasites in their brains. It will be the less painful way for them to die.
>>62758357lose weight and stop and eating poop
>>62758360You might not get it precisely correct, but you can make an educated guess. You've probably eaten other meals before though, right? You've probably touched water at some point before, right? At some point? saar? SAAR?
>>62758374>educated
speaking of eating shit and vidyawhere is the NTDOY faggot? you were so sure it was gonna pump lmfao goofy ass
>>62758325Dyed #2 fuel oil can still be used to run a truck. I know a guy who got caught cause there was an accident and his fuel tank ruptured and they saw he was using dyed diesel which is a big no no.
>>62758348>>62758350I guess you're right it won't flop, but I don't believe it will be as popular as GTA 5, or maybe the goyim are really that stupid and buy into the FOMO.
AHHHHH WHY THR FUCK DID I BUY MU AND NOT VISTRA
Hope you enjoyed the exit pump.
>>62758377correction: it was a fat weaboo who bought the yen ticker on the nikkei while on a train ride in japantruly some peak comedy
>>62758383
>>62758348it may not flop, but will it be good
>>62758380>or maybe the goyim are really that stupid and buy into the FOMO.You underestimate scale of the retards that still get excited for things in these parts, boss.
do i sell my memory to buy space shit now why is SPCX going up again
>>62758393lockups expiringhedge funds creating fake momentum
>>62758393MEMORY SISSIES WE ARE BEING LEFT BEHIND
>>62758274Well having hardcore Opus Dei parents didn't help, nor being in all male Opus Sei boarding schools from 12 to 24yo and in tutelated apartments until I was 28 (basically free but you share the apartment with a secular priest that controls when you come back.)Got paired with a few female members but the thing is there's no middle ground with them, they're either whores that would make a pornstar blush or true believers that won't touch you until marriage... and I wasn't lucky; and after that I focused on my job until today.I work, I buy stocks, I read, I go surfing and rock climbing and that's it.
God this is all so fucking Jewish
>>62758392the game has a twerk button. every black American is going to donate all of their stolen credit card funds into digital strip club tokens.you guys don't even understand how big this shit is going to be
Need me GOOG to do a proper pump already. Bit of a failed cup and handle there on the D1 unless it's planning to do the second peak in half a month.
BUY IREN RIGHT NOW
>>62758378Thanks for sucking me off baggie you know I'm always right
>>62758405noI rode the run up from 35 to 60 last time and I told you niggas about itevery time I double dip I end up losing money
>>62758383This
>>62758403Twerk button.
>Sold my 781 puts when it seemed like it was going to level off.>They're up another $8000Faaaaak!Why?
>>62758390all the president of rockstar said is there are no references about trump at all in gta6trump has personally shilled gta6 multiple times. this is on the Whitehouses fucking Twitter page dude
>>62758409Its ready to go again breh
>>62758420why dont you get ready to go on these nuts bitch *whistles*
>>62758403It's essentially the last multi-generational cultural event. Everything else has gone to shit.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
GTA2 released October 1999. Dotcom bubble pop 5 months laterGTA4 released April 2008. Financial crisis 5 months laterGTA6 releases November 2026.
>>62758427>GTA2
>>62758420I almost bought back in when it dipped back into the 30s during august but I'm too scared and my gambling cash is fully invested at the moment
>>62758427>GTA4
>>62758427>5 monthscool I'll be out before then
>>62758401hop on the apps big dawg
>>62758427GTA2 was so fucking good. Found a mouselook mod recently and played it again. Theme and radio are fantastic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b1X4cfq_5Y
uh mister kevinplease check the chartsdeploy the fix
>>62758416Just how much dod you have in it for them to be up so much?
>>62758426this
>>62758433Hop on the apps so he can know true despair?
>>62758436Batches of 100 contracts. One penny price movement on the option = $100 either way. It's very easy to fuck up and lose big, and it's very very easy for a seemingly good run to go from up $8000 to down $10000 in a matter of minutes.
>>62758438He'll do okay he sounds like a chad
>>62758427>gta5 released>golden years economically
literally every single stock i researched is mooning but i got too busy to buyfuck my chud life
>>62758455Have you tried buy now research later?
>>62758427nobody is gonna play that shit after 5 months
Is that the V?
>>62758427We'll be fine. The Phillies didn't win the World Series.
>>62758455>too busy to buyit takes a single button press broI've bought stocks on accident before like wtf
>>62758463Dont remind me.>At least we traded Casty so every announcer doesnt have to interrupt memoriams to call a pointless HR.. The economy can crash next season.
MEMORY BROS PLEASE SAVE ME
>>62758360Maybe he’s not quite the profound thinker he imagines himself to be when he’s dropping clangers like “if you had went.” Hard to plumb the depths of existence when you’re drowning in primary-school grammar. Before interrogating the nature of consciousness, perhaps have a brief wrestle with the past participle.
One of my stocks got dumped on, bad
>>62758477WHAT IS THIS NIGGER SHIT GET PUMPING STOP CRABBING FUUUUUUUUCK
>>62758466Lineups not deep enough and Mattingly was kind of retarded by not starting Wheeler in game 3. Its basically hold your breath while Schwarber and Harper are up and then you can exhale for another 7 batters. t. Barves fanBut thanks for bringing up GTA2. I'll have to play it again. I don't think I've played it in 20+ years.
>>62758483imagine the smel
>WDC
>>62758483if you are afraid to post the ticker here then its dogshit and you shouldn't have bought it desu
BE touching my “I should sell this” magic number but I think I’ll hold for now
>>62758498Oh, it was NEOI was trying to be mysterious, not afraid.
>>62758494Lineup, Bullpen, coaching staff aside from Kaplan losing his fucking mind with Donnie's insane starting lineups.. We need a massive restructure.>BarvesGL, I really hate Acuna and Harris and how well they played in CBP this season. It was infuriating by design. Thanks for at least keeping LA honest with that dude who worked at 7-11, striking out Shohei was MINT.
>>62758502>same ticker as a shitcoingrim. since MRNA cured cancer we don't need NEO anymore dude
>>62758508Oh well
>>62758506**Cotham.
>>62758508>MRNAdamn that thing caught a second windthe trick to making money is just not pussying out of buying nigger pumps it seems
>>62758513desu the biggest TRVTH you can ever learn is it doesn't really matter what you buy it just matters when you buy
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>>62758517There's *sniffle* no god or bad stog there's only *clears throat* good or bad *snorts and clears throat again* good or bad price
k bros... give it to me straight. why am I winning?
>>62758520i love this penguin girl
>>62758517>Time in the market beats timing the market>Unless you all-in at the top and lose 50-80% of your wealth in one fell swoop and it takes six or ten or even fifteen years to recover just to where you started even though you held.
>>62758523she alright
>>62758525>time in the marketthis is a scam. it always was a scam. you should always sell tops and try to get lower entriesavoiding bad days is way more important than anything else. wait for the nigger rape then buy the bottom is/was/will always be the best strategy.there will always be another chance/another entry. don't buy shit unless its cheap retards and when its green as fuck lock the gains in
>>62758517TECHNICALLY this is the same as "no bad stocks only bad prices" but that's wrong because you can definitely blow up your account chasing turdsthe timing and the investment both matter in equal parts imo unless you plan on holding long term then it's all on the stock having solid fundamentals
What is the actual logic behind this pump?
>>62758527she a cute
>>62758535who cares
>>62758535it's to teach dummies to take profit when they are uphow many will pass the test?
>>62758535biggus dickus earnings
>>62758535Everything is fake and gay and fundamentals don't matterJust make your money
>>62758540>sell early>"passing the test"Anon...
Enjoy it while it lasts mumus. All the signs of a blood red day tomorrow are showing their head
well nok is doing pretty goodwhat is it sensitive to so i know when to buy dips if any?
>>62758546you cant take my realized gains faggot. I welcome every dip. take your meds>>62758545>>62758532read the picture maybe it jogs your noggin that you are a stupid fucking goy and only stupid fucking goys buy and forget. the president has 4000 trades a month dude that's how you actually make real money. you realize every fucking 5% pump on whatever the fuck. doesn't matter. buy anything cheap and wait a day and dump the shit on some other faggot
>>62758545whats worse selling too early or sellng too late?
>>62758546What signs specifically
>>62758546Face it, bobo, you lost. Stonks will never go down again, ever. It's over.
>>62758547I've not been able to establish that yet either. It seems to be doing a weird 3 months-long triangle where it gets constantly rejected at around its current value, but with lower dips each time. Might break out bigly or dump bigly when the structure is finished, so it might be time to accumulate right now even.But that's just schizo patterns, man.
>>62758309The US government controls the price of food. This is well known by people who live in rural America. Food is overproduced on purpose.
>>62758557Being a sidelined cash baggie for half a decade.
>>62758565>sidelined for 5 yearsif you didnt buy in July this year then you should get a different hobby desu
Anyone else having the Fintubers in your feed constantly flip flop between optimism and doomerism about the market?
>>62758561they will go down again, but even when they do you should already be invested in triple leverage market ETFs because they'll come back even higher
>>62758401You sound like a gem in a world of crap, anon. Wish I could snap you up for one of my cousins.If you have any emotional scars, try to find what they are and work on them first. Become a good man. Then find a good woman.>>62758401Don't listen to this guy >>62758433From a health pov, you are still clean in a world of the diseased. I see how mentally and emotionally unstable people with multiple partners are. Don't be one of them.
>>62758050>everything is undervalued if you price it in cash (paper) dollars
>>62758097I have 4 calls at 17 expiring in June
Michael Burry is intelligent mans.
>>62758577
I am so tired of this marketGive me a REAL pump, not on pure dogshit like spacex.
>>62758574That's a day ending in y
>>62758404>mfw 140 shares of GOOGIt better. I reckon it'll do well on the next earnings. People will have mentally processed the capex on "AI" and look at revenue growth again instead. Source: my ass.
>>62758580Burry likes playing the game more than he does making money
>>62758535"Surely bond yields can't go much higher and will reverse now" for the last week
>>62758576He's gonna be 40 and past every prime if he listens to you bro. Yeah he's a gem but for what? For God? Even Adam wished for a mate, bro
RELEASE THE PINK DYED DIESEL
>>62758580Unironically, I admire his conviction.
>>62758601he dindu nuffin!!!!free pink diesel now!
>>62758601That stuff is gonna fuck up people's fuel systems
>>62758605I was hoping for her to bonk herself in the clam with that h'whip.
>>62758605do you know what his name cassandra means? if you want to understand him just read about his name he uses. (its not because he is a tranny)
METACHADS
>>62758427Yes
>>62758613That’s pretty cool. I just looked up the AI summary on Google
>>62758608People shouldn’t fuel themselves with diesel
>>62758613I do know what a Cassandra is. I think he's worth following if only to get an idea of how he thinks and works. He also makes calls about things other than tech.
>>62758051I know the deep red wave is about to come crashing down on us. A green day always feels good and a red day always feels bad. Yet for you anon I hope more green days follow undisturbed and without question or thought.
:3
>>62758609She probably tacoed herself a few times in the learning process, to be fair.
>>62758624more like>green days make me feel empty>red days torment meits really over sometimes
>>62758626Happens. Practice makes perfect.
>8 billion in revenue now>but we PROMISE, 81 billion, soon>stock goes upAre you seriously shitting me with this bullshit
>>62758630kwab
>>62758627lol>green: why doth the line go uppeth? tis mortal man's folly >red: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUU!! HOLYFUCK NONONONONO!!!!
>>62758630>smacking that guy after he got his nards caved inSavage, but maybe he deserved it, kek.
Can't believe this dogshit hit ATH again.
up until a week ago micron followed the market and now it's diverging for zero reason
>>62758638Every now and then, Karma strikes a the right moment.
>>62758601>>62758606Let's test each others true financial abilities out. A secret in the background that will slow burn our guaranteed wealth in the future?
>oh yeah? well 5 years from now, production will go upWho fucking caresIf you have 20% growth every quarter for 5 years and then it slows to 1% you'll have fucking 400 billion in profits. This shit is so ass.
>>62758632smooth brains and pseuds love drawing lines 4 years into the future
>>62758659are you suggesting GOOG will not keep growing until I'm 85 years old and ready to retire?
>>62758668GOOG will spend the next 100 years repaying the AI buildout by trying to put more ads on YouTube
>>62758237Repeat after me: Blue Texas
>>62758674That's a big brain move because Skynet will make money obsolete before a century passes.
Thoughts on investing in waste management companies in 2026?
Marvell now has a bigger marketcap than Sandisk, with 1/4 of the revenue.>it's because we'er at the peak the cycle, sandisk will CRASH 50% in terms of revenue!>but if the cycle continues, marvell will totally have 80 billion (by the same token, sandisk would have like 160 billion) in 2031!Both cannot be trueeither the cycle continues and hardware stocks go up, or the cycle ends and marvell is worthlessThere is such an obnoxious disconnect here while hedge funds try to get me to buy this bullshit
>>62758676How can Texas be blue when they imported infinite jeets??
>>62758662that's a nice thought but it's just not true. don't compound his cruelties with false hope.get to the gym anon it's a very cruel and unfair world.
>>62758680there are worse things shilled here. WM isn't going anywhere. it will recover with diesel prices.
>>62758680Like KMB?
>>62758680These are typically the companies to invest into recession proofing, since bad economies still generate the same amount of garbage.
>>62758682Just flip marvel from time to time every time it dumps man don't think about it
Things would be so much better if everything wasn't so retarded.-10.06% over 6 months
>>62758695this is good. pain is good. suffering builds character.
>>62758695I went -9% over a week, earlier this year (it was a leveraged gamba account).>>62758698This, unironically.
>>62758698>50% of life is fucking up>The other half is dealing with it-Henry Rollins.
>>62758427Kek
bullbros...are we finished?
>>62758709it's so over
>>62758709this time... its different... for real... trust me
>>62758695if you learn from each failed trade it's not as bad
Are we going into a power hour? Am I willing to bet 10% of my day's gains?
>>62758714I was worried about a dump below $779 so flattened
>>62758709>>62758709>Man in 3rd stage of grief trying to diagnose others with 1st stage of griefLmao. It's like poetry. It rhymes.
>>62758714>>62758717So that's a no.
>>62758723
man, they are really tryin to suppress the freely flowing oil
>SKHY -6.21%Holy crapperinos!And someone of you wanted to buy earlier today.
you can only winso why even sell?
>>62758709>just 9 more months!this level of humiliation fetish needs to be studied
>>62758733>green day at ATH>buyI sold some today. the only thing I bought was a little HOOD before close
What cope is Bobo using today?
>>62758734To lock in gains bro
>>62758742some Indians told me this morning that oil is going to 200. like actual Indians for sure I'm not even memeing I could smell the curry
>>62758742Bobos don't even cope anymore. They just type >hormussy and >bussyent and then buy junk bond ETFs
>>62758746Well, curry is brown and oil is black so obviously they're wrong.
>>62758734>>62758745did you know if you sell something for +5% and then buy 105% of it at -5% and then sell it again at +5% while the market crabs for 6 months that you can actually outperform literal retards that contribute the same weekly amount forever until they die and their wife spends it all on pocketbooks
>>62758752Fascinating that you could do that but you dont
>>62758756I do. I even shill exact entries and tickers on a daily basis like 30+ posts per thread>you didn't buy CCL>you didn't buy BBWInext is Pepsi on Thursday and I'll tell you>you didn't buy PEP
i buyed and selled and orderdbusy day
>>62758758I bought pepsi this time actually so I only missed 2
Guys if the commies come to power and start their purge expect volatility in the equities markets.
>>62758767but the real question is did you full port Chevron and MSFT when I shilled the 5 year low of MSFT and everyone told me it was going under.
>>62758758i should probably buy 10k of PEP shares
>>62758752just sell covered calls for vidya money
how do i make money off the russian plague nothingburger?i bought some RXRX and EBS, anything else i should get?
>>62758758>30+ posts per threadWe know
>>62758758Bepis looks scary. Their snacks revenue is in a really rough spot and the energy prices... I don't know about that one.
I was having a discussion with AI about how inefficient the real estate economy is and how it creates perverse incentives that make the economy as a whole vulnerable.You think you'd be able to escape the cyclical economy,and surely a sector that has a fixed investment of 4% of GDP could not do a lot of damagebut it can. Real estate can take the whole economy down with it even if the rest of the economy is healthy.Housing should be modernised, and get local governments out of the way so corporations can move in and take that shit over, and starve out the inefficiencies so they can get out of the way.
>>62758769no comment...
feeling pretty good about my port today. historically this precedes a major dump over the following week
>>62758777>I was having a discussion with AI
>>62758760did you also do business with some of those companies?
>>62758776when things are really bad there is more upside than downside anon. its objectively cheap. they beat by 6% so larping like their sales is bad is such a fake and gay Jewish narrativeworst case scenario? the CEO doesn't show up for the earnings call. turns out he is in jail for raping children and its all on video. Pepsi drops 30%.you know what you do? you buy more Pepsi and just wait until no one cares anymore
>>62758777>Housing should be modernisedWho cares what you think should. Deal in the real world and get rich
>>62758782yes
>>62758791>who cares if real estate causes another recession
>you know what you do? you buy more Pepsiyou're damn right brother
>>62758794That's perfectly fine.
>>62758794>Real estate caused 08Lmao. You goys are so fucking funny. Do you still believe in the Easter Bunny too?
>>62758797I drink water and monster (ticker: MNST, but expect a downturn with rising diesel prices increasing the cost of distribution)
>>62758794It will someday nerd. If you have a stock and a thesis im all ears otherwise you are just sniffing your own farts
>family wants me to go on a cruise with them next summer>room costs $1300 (with the surcharge for singles)>gambling account up $1300 todayI don't particularly even like my family, but is this a message?
>>62758805Cruises are full of Klarna users though.
>>62758800If he isn't real why do I get chocolate eggs from him every year?
>>62758805Norwegian is pretty nice with minimal niggers cause it goes to cold places. As long as your family doesnt want to join the carnival...
>>62758800you mean he's not real?
>>62758777It's embarrassing to see people post about their wank sessions with their affirmation machines like this.
>>62758813CCL specifically talked about adding more cruises to destinations that aren't as hot.I don't know if it was coded for "no niggers" zone but it was definitely discussed in the earnings call along with fucking AI implementation lmao
>>62758813It's an Alaskan cruise. I think Royal Caribbean.I don't particularly like taking vacations, especially in places that have a lot of people. I can't imagine this being a good investment for me or my mental health.But it would make my mom happy.
>>62758820make your mom happy before she's dead don't wait you can always make another measly 1300 later
>>62758805>next summerNext summer will be worse than last summer
>Trump's PAC won't pay taxpayers back for his ads>AxiosI saw some other headline today that said he'd pay it, lmao.
>>62758826>the future will be worse than the pastYes, that's how time works.
HAPPENING ALERT:Google is probably gonna rug out for a while
>>62758819I think even CCL recognizes how detrimental to long term business the 'fan dance' crowd was. >>62758820Make your mom happy anon. Only reason I went/graduated college was cause of me mum.
>>62758833Is there a worse continent for investors than Europe
>>62758833>REEEE LET US STEAL ALL YOUR ELECTRICITY TO FUEL OUR SLOP MACHINE 5000Burgers BTFO
>>62758833OH NO NOT A-FINRINDBullish if it means Google stops pandering to these retards if they don't just bend over and let the project continue.
power ten minutes please!!!what happened to our pump!?!?make it go up again!!kevin!!!!
>>62758833based Finland
>>62758837>Skip proper permits and just start building betting it'll be cheaper to just pay any fines than delay the datacentersGoogle can only blame themselves on that one
>>62758855their>WE HAVE TO BUILD THE RAPE DEATH HACKER HOLOCAUST ROBOTS BEFORE CHINAsales pitch must not be working in europe
>>62758820>mom or mental healthshe knows that you feel that way right13 bones for a iceboat huh. what's the draw? whales? is she captain ahab?
ok I bought a couple PEP nov 20th 130 calls for the luls
>>62758824>>62758834Alright I guess I'll fucking make this investment. I need a lot more market pumping between now and then to afford all the tips and gratuities though... FUCK
>>62758820Dude Alaska is awesome. I've been like four times now and absolutely love it. You could even meet a female on the ship who lets you see and touch her vagina.
AAAAAAAAAA ITS DUMPING
>>62758861every cruise I was on it was about fleecing retards in Texas holdem and having unprotected sex while blackout drunk with a 20 something year old
>>62758833Why the fuck would they even pick Finland? Because it's cold?
just swinging by to post in the last /smg/ ever.
>>62758876>>62758876>>62758876
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>>62758837africa
>>62758878Fuck....
>>62758861Knows I feel what? I see my mom like once every few years, on average, these days. I think the draw is the mountains, the glaciers, and yes the whales and stuff I guess.>>62758867I don't meet people ever, especially females. I have like the social anxiety or something.>>62758870I don't gamble, drink, or talk to women. So idk what's in it for me.>>62758878>>62758880You fucking retards
And im down now -_- shouldve sold earlier
>>62758866Based. I gotta go to florida in a few weeks. I, too, hate going places, doing things and generally being around people. Im not looking forward to it, but I need a break.Its a good investment, anon. >>62758867I wouldnt get his hopes up too much. The one girl I know that likes AK cruises is a slut but also one of the most annoying people to be around, as is her whole family that likes that specific cruise. If he likes wasted chicks that yell at 11/10 volume the whole time and start fights with everyone in arms reach, he'll be in heaven.
>>62758878>>62758880Embarrassing. Take a lap.
>>62758887>I don't meet people ever, especially females. I have like the social anxiety or something.That's because you never get out of your comfort zone and refuse to take risks. You sound like my brother, and if you're like my brother, yeah there's nothing I can do to help boss. You need to be like me, grow a pair and some thick skin. Talk to anybody you want to about what ever you want to. If they don't talk back just move on to the next one. If they say something you don't like you tell them to shut the fuck up, and life goes on boss.
Once again ip range bans that only affect devices whose cookies have been deleted. I am once again stuck phone posting.>>62758632But why micron not go up despite what it says about memory prices and supply?>>62758866Could cash out the $1300 and stick it into a safer invesent
>>62758889>I wouldnt get his hopes up too much. The one girl I know that likes AK cruises is a slut but also one of the most annoying people to be around, as is her whole family that likes that specific cruise. If he likes wasted chicks that yell at 11/10 volume the whole time and start fights with everyone in arms reach, he'll be in heaven.If I was single and onboard she sounds like she could be very entertaining to hang out with until the trip is over and you just go your separate ways.
>>62758922>But why micron not go up despite what it says about memory prices and supply?Micron is very obviously being shorted, there's no other explanation for the stupid price movement where it crabs and then dumps right now even though they were priced at 1300 3 months ago and now have even more fucking money.And then the>it's a hardware company, hardware curseNigga the fuck do you think Dell is. Tesla makes cars. I'm taking crazy pills her because companies that make a physical product are not being judged on that, but this one is>but it's a commodity, tesla cybertrucks are copyrightedNo one wants a fucking cybertruck
>>62758805tell them to pay for your trip lolThe fuck are these redditor responses telling you to pay 1300 bucks to please boomers who dislike you.This is why 90% of you aren't ever going to make it. Redditors never make it.
>>62758920Yeah I know but I am what I am.>>62758948I'm the one in the family with the most money, actually. I'm surprised they haven't asked me to pay for their trips. And I don't think they dislike me, at least not anymore. They did when I was a kid though, could be part of why I'm so pathetic.
