stock sell off, white people riots edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62800711
anime
It all falls downJust as Smigstrodamus predicted in SeptemberThose lucky few smiggers who survive the coming weeks will be rewarded in December.But until then, survive.
>oil just jumped to $110oh fug :DDD
Rock sisters I am fucked
Why are we pretending to care about France?
Old men. Warning! Warning!
Looks like talks aren't going well with Iran because we got another meltie
>>62801588literal picrel
>>62801580Oh we're going lower than 690
>>62801571Technology is beyond doomed at this point.It is time to take everything out of the banks and hold physical cash and dare I say it precious metals.
>Oil
>>62801585france fell off so hard, 100 years ago they had an empire from morocco to vietnam, now they are just another subsaharan african country with a crazy debt and constant riots
>futureshttps://youtu.be/xWpEZguQE8E?si=ppaDQ7CMU3TOZflt
>>62801584It's only down 5% YTD bruh.
>>62801588holy shit trunc nobody cares
>>62801593I agree that drawing wasn't really to scale teehee
>>62801598For the non oil baggies>Oil prices surged as U.S. West Texas Intermediate crude futures jumped 4.2% to around $107.50 per barrel, marking their ninth straight session of gains and nearly a 20% rise for October. Brent crude also rose to $111.42 per barrel, its highest since May. The price increase is driven by escalating attacks on commercial ships in the Strait of Hormuz, with at least 18 vessels targeted recently, and heightened geopolitical tensions involving Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps. Investors remain cautious as U.S. futures contracts near expiry and geopolitical risks persist in the Middle East.The important part is this:>https://www.cnbc.com/2026/10/20/oil-price-wti-brent-crude.html>The November 2026 U.S. West Texas Intermediate (WTI) crude oil futures contract expires on Tuesday, October 20, 2026 (today). We're getting the oil convergence causing a little short squeeze.
>reTArd spamming his tranny "predictions" again
>>62801588No one in USA cares about France lmao.Shouldn't have started another forever war in the middle east.
>>62801592Kek - who the fuck reads all of his slop.
>>62801611i stopped reading after the part where trump pretended to give a shit about christianity
>>62801610actually the market is easy to predict, the hard part is to trust your prediction and make money off it
>>62801610>Retard seeing all this coming and profiting massively while ignorant smigger lose their shirt :3
>>62801616He's one of those special boomer retards that thinks modern israel is the same israel and so worships it.
we already know it's your dad's money jeet you can stop niggerflexing your babby's first 6 figure account
It's just all a bit too wavy for my liking. In any other era everything would've crashed by now
>>62801623I just wanted my lovely dear smiggers to be well positioned ahead of this obvious impending correction, I only want the best for my smiggers.But you just couldn't bare to entertain the thought that Slopstrodamus was right.Now look at you.
>>62801571>communists have their annual chimp-out>Guess we have to shutdown the world!This is why they win...
Why would the markets crash if governments cannot stop borrowing and printing infinite money?Maybe certain overvalued sectors will but the entire market?I doubt it, this isn't the great depression, the west is drowing in debt
>>62801634yeah but this time france is in too much debt to throw more gibs at the rioting mob
>>62801588Based Trump post.
>>62801635if printing infinite money worked zimbabwe would be prosperous
>>62801647Did I say it works?I said that it's inevitable, also the west is looking more and more like zimbabwe anyways
Coreweave? More like DumpWeave
>>62801609>US Treasury's naked shorts are going to explodelmao
>>62801650too bad the dems will never come with a new bill clinton since they've been taken over by communists
>>62801588I wish upon a star, a D+20 midterm blue tsunami
>>62801619Charge your phone.
That's nice but you were shilling GRRR here and that's what you're known for.
I think it's fair to say that AI will keep winning but most AI companies won't
>>62801692Trump will give the AI companies infinite money and ban open source models if he needs to. The US economy would probably die if either Anthropic or Open AI goes under.
The strait is OPEN!!!
damn i keep forgetting to order espresso now i'm almost out i'll have to buy some cheap latinx shit from the grocery store instead of the good italian shit
>>62801662newsom is closenow he just needs to sex a 20 year old
>>62801635because the goycattle has to be scared into holding the bond bags before they go to zero
>>62801662>Newsom has good chance at being next nominee >archetype of milquetoast mainstream democratidk about that, anon
>>62801703ANY Democrat will win 2028.
>>62801692>Norgay wins lol
>>62801588Can't wait to vote for Trump again!
Another day for me to reflect on my poor financial decisions. Wonderful.
>>62801704the democrats have a problem where they try to rig their own primaries to keep communists like bernie out but then end up with an uncharismatic loser who can't win the general, for the love of god, let the voters decide in the primary for once
Give me something that's performing well. Everything looks like it's dumping.
>>62801713Greggs PLC
>>62801580>But until then, survive.HEY HEYhttps://youtu.be/6dYWe1c3OyU?si=0mZ4ny4-u9YBM32B
Sup chat its ya boy fuzzy wuzzy
>>62801713SOXS
>>62801713there is always some biotech shit that's pumping
>>62801716Red pill me on sausage rolls.
Hachi MACHI, if she speaks proper english... would.>>62801713>TECS>JDST
>>62801721British working class love it, it's still one of the cheapest slop options around.Greggs also do breakfast options like bacon rolls, and are exploring dinner options too. The divi is pretty nice - and they've just invested a load of money into consolidation / automation of factories / distribution centres.
>>62801713>Give me something expensive to buy rather than the fire sale going onYou're not going to make it, man. I'm just being real with you. If you're only buying things that are green, you're just not going to make it. A wall of red should be a "Yippee!!!" moment.
>>62801588JeezusThats a "seething skank that you refuse to reply to" kind of messageSupreme disability level
bussy wake up and short oil now!
>>62801632thank you for your service to these ungrateful fucks mr slopstrodamusIve been keeping track of your predictions and you are much more accurate on longer term ones than short term daily onesbut overall you have been right the whole time on the overarching movesand yesterday you were right tooand today, I assume we will do the needful and shit bloody, i will keep my 10/30 puts on TQQQ until we have shitted completely fuckingthese threads are mostly bots or redditards but theres some lurkers like me who read your posts for potential alpha and if it checks out I go into that shit
more nubian princesses
>>62801723Thank you>>62801729I'll consider it.
>>62801713BUG
>futures
>>62801734Thanks watchful smigger your kind words are well appreciated. Yeah my short term prediction rate is 70/30 win rate long term closer to 90/10. Rarely blindsided. Iran war was obvious from WTI Technical Analysis and US troop movements. Subsequent fake peace deals could be sussed by irregular oil trades. Even the intention to tariff last year was announced well in advance of liberation day. No one wanted to believe it was going to happen until it already did.The market and many smiggers just ignore the edge of the cliff and right when you think it will fall it takes a few steps in mid air like Wiley Cayote in one final short squeeze liquidity sweep before eventually plumetting as we all knew it would but still entertained the disbelief.So now I add market fuckery into my workings and usually extend the timeline from my initial thoughts.
Iam up 80% YTD thanks to oil, guess I will take profits and put all the money in Uranium.
>NBIS>IREN>CRWV
>>62801750BASED
>>62801750>>futures
>>62801757Watch as they metamorphose into penny stocks!
>>62801759You can't make this up! Anyway, the markets are fucked today! ENJOY!
>>62801759on the same team again at last
>>62801759You see, I told you this is all totally normal for the french
>>62800047>No it's because tanker run now vs pre war is literally x15.You're just making my point for me. Transportation costs are just one of the ways oil gets stepped on between when it comes out of the ground and when it goes into your car. It's not even like just the boat ride from the terminal to the refinery, after that you got to get it from the refinery to the gas station, so the shit gets stepped on at minimum twice just by transportation companies. You got so many fucking people with their hands in the cookie jar because when standard oil had control over the fields, refineries, and transportation that wasn't good for the greedy fucking kikes who wanted a bite at the apple for themselves.
Fuck your putsFuck your callsPanic sell everythingIt's over
>That slam down on oil that's already starting to go back upOh they're fucking SCARED
>>62801784This
>>62801785Just ask the Fed to naked short oil - crisis averted. Problem solved.
Some of you guys are alright
>>62801769the french?
>>62801792I have my moments.
I told you niggers it was a bull trap. You uppity faggots always make fun of me. You never listen. You hate making money.You faggots bought the most obvious bulltrap in the history of the stock market and you shitposted while you did it. Amazin
>>62801588Trump is the typical deranged meritard
>>62801771hi (you)
>>62801785If you look on the charts it started at precisely 8 AM EST. Curious isn't it
>>62801621Hes been blackmailed.He's a sock puppet.He's bought and paid for by the juice.
>SOXLI hope earnings season kicks this thing back into high gear.
>>62801588What a seething faggot lmao
>>62801807When they plow oil, gold gets a bid
It won't!
>>62801592
>>62801713PEP is at a 1 month high. I told you faggots to buy PEP and KMB and get the fuck out of tech.Retarded faggots are trying to slurp SOXL still and the shit is going to 80 today. They are running to buy bags right now amazing
>>62801740I think it's evolutionsfg built into our DNA I just do not like the physical appearance of black people.Or brown people.On the other hand some Asians are quite beautiful
Everything as predicted. Delicious dips everywhere. Weeks after midterms will be green, green and more green.
Smigstrodamus is bored and is going to play some 0DTE QQQ today.At open: 720C90 Minutes in: Close 720C Open 705PHour before close: Close 705PIn the last thread someone asked if anyone just bedrots and trades and Smigstrodamus felt personally attacked by that, please refrain from describing such specific pathetic situations in the future pleash and fanks you.
>>62801822FOMC end of the monthrate hikeinflation is fuckedoil is fuckedpull your head out of your ass tranny
>>62801818Hey to each his own
what are the implications of this on AI stocks and more importantly PBR?
>>62801831Imagine AI turning you into a woman. Tranny's are salivating right now.
>>62801837trannys are broke thought they lost all of their money on SOXL... bearish they cant even pay for it
>>62801588Everyone replying just didnt read it, or perhaps are just botting.How can Israel be this desperate? You didnt want him in power but look at all this shit hes done for you.
>>62801843You're right, any AI stock is tranny coded now.
>>62801849all of tech is tranny coded. the people that shill it here are child molesting faggots and useful idiots
>>62801843>he didn't sell the SOXL tophttps://youtu.be/U6n2NcJ7rLc?si=SBZimk4i-62n8Xgk
>>62801831>PBRi solded and took profits, never holding during elections, to risky
>>62801850I guess they will just have to wait until after midterms for everything to bounce back.
>you can now listen to earnings calls through tradingviewbased as fuck, I fucking hate that most companies require you to register to listen to them
the fuck you guys are doing? buy coreweave with everything you have, it's time to rally
>>62801844>How can Israel be this desperate? You didnt want him in power but look at all this shit hes done for you.You are genuinely too dumb to follow politics if you think Israel didn't want the second trump term. Go watch football.
>>62801855the refineries are gone. rates are going up. you are such a stupid fucking faggot. you deserve to lose everything and you will
>>62801860Don't listen to the earnings call, speak on the earnings call.
Stonks
>>62801571>white people riots editionIt's brown people rioting
>>62801869The joke is that the selloff is a white people riot
>>62801869Fucking racist son of a bitch see's France and immediately assumes the rioters must be white, when in all actuality the people rioting were imported from North Africa and failed to asymilate properly, and now they're just bringing some African culture to France.
Nick Gurr tuesday
>>62801695>Le too big to fail
I just started learning US stocks and I'm onto Finance sector right now. There's a really interesting company I found: OneMain Holdings (OMF). isn't this basically a predatory loan shark company? it's interesting that it's actually legal and the technical is consistently uptrend with nice wave pattern for swing trading. There's also a lot of interesting stocks in Healthcare. It's crazy just how many good stocks are there in the stock market. they just keep going up, up and up unlike stocks in my 3rd world shithole. it's so good it's kind of scary, actually.
>>62801873Kek
>>62801880>investing in predatory loans and healthcare in a country full of brown people actively burning the city down because they aren't going to pay any billsbuy some coreweave too while you are at it man Jesus fucking Christ this place is so cursed
>>62801879He's right in a way. If the bubble pops (it will) those companies are going to be bailed out as a futile last attempt to keep whatever dogshit we call this economy from imploding (its going to anyway)!
I want to make a stock youtube channel but I want to sprinkle a little bit of alt right in it without outright being too politicalis that even possible?
TRIPS AND WE RIPSHIT QQQ 722 BIPSTHEN REALLY DIPS
>>62801887Yeah, fuck you!
>>62801886It absolutely is just as long as you don't go too right wing. Make fun of trump to balance things out.
french civil war incoming
>>62801885>>62801695>we have to bail the Jews out for trillions WE HAVE TO>its not their fault the new ponzi made negative money and exploded>please I need a refundwhat if we don't? what if we just put them in a ditch and shot them in the back of the head instead
nigger moment
>>62801884I'm trying to learn every single sector and many stocks in it. I've only learned 3 so far (tech, finance, healthcare)
>GE beating estimates and rising guidance>-4.7% premarketSlurp time for me
>>62801892>These people get to vote Fucking hell
>>62801891I just reported you for antisemitism, enjoy life in an Israeli gulag.
>>62801892I was checkers champion in my city when I was a youngster
>>62801892Are they real or AI?Wouldn't be surprised if it is AI
>>62801892>implying it's Trump crashing the economy and not the interest rates strangling the lifeblood of our twice great Republic.
>>62801898Were you promoted to the chess team
Here we go again.
>>62801901>Trump will make homes affordable>He's playing le 6D chess!!!
>>62801898Oh shit, you must have had every chick in the school lined up waiting to suck your dick.
>>62801900mostly realbottom left is using filters to cover her snout
Another day, another dawn, another day of trading. Let's go.
>>62801892>borrowing more = affordablethat's not really how it works.
>>62801700Dubs check and he used to bang Kimberly Guilfoyle
>>62801900also AI wouldn't make all those fucking typos lol
>>62801900no sorry, white people are this retarded, especially from the US.
>>62801900>>62801907There’s no way bottom right is real, he’s wearing a shirt of trump literally playing chess. Thats classic proompter shit.
The Norwegian Krone is mooning against the Euro and the Dollar. Thank you based Iran for making my vacations cheaper.
what game is bussy playing when he naked shorts oil with taxpayer money while it goes parabolic? Go?
>>62801910Another tour in NASDAQISTANSemper Buy Marine, hoorah.
What in the Diddy Kirk Epstein is going on in this general?!
>>62801912>bang Kimberly GuilfoyleKIM PLS!
>>62801915Have you ever seen american merch? Have you seen Spaceballs?All these youtubers sell merch and I can't imagine who buys that shit, except for people in the US.
>>62801923Black women
>>62801922>3 smiggers in the air without a parachute open and too low to open oneaccurate
>>62801913A human would just copy paste if they were given a verbatim prompt to repeat. Even if you did choose to type it out, literally any autocorrect in 2026 would catch something like “realize”. The typos were added afterwards to make it look “organic”. Doesn’t mean the account is real or AI, but the typos don’t mean anything.
>>62801915I assure you it's a real personhis name is petespranks on tiktok
>>62801800I wish we had listened to you!
TODAY WILL BE GREEN
>>62801931Yeah, for shorters
>>62801915and speaking of shirtsthis is his website lol
Get ready boys
>>62801928realize isn't a typo you are just British and spell shit all fucked up
>>62801920>with taxpayer moneyhes playing the typical super high level wallstreet bro game of losing OTHER people's money instead of his own... 200 iq move imo
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62801941Based
>>62801933spacex, tesla, meta, the three earnings that either destroy or save this market.
>>62801941wooo
>>62801907>>62801915I think bottom right is AI; the fingers don't bulge inside the pants. I have 0 doubts that musky and zuck the cuck are using AI to keep their cesspools "alive", but yeah, tons of idiots out there.
>>62801925>>62801935fuckin knew it, see what I meanhttps://youtu.be/vjB8XXw9y70
>>62801941Lets go
It's over for my NBIS
someone just dump tesla, meta, and spacex right before the opening.
>>62801900Who knows in this fake and gay world we live in.
>>62801943>oh wow I hope these tech companies announce they discorvered oil and they secretly built refineries
>>62801923A whole lot of /pol/ shitposting
>>62801950Everything is being dumped
>>62801953It's so over!
>>62801935holy shit pic related is the retard, dear god how sad.
>>62801588I miss the old Trump
I know the macro picture is pretty shit but I feel like a lot of tech is really oversold at this point. I wish I had some cash to slurp these cheapies.
What is this pattern called?
I'm making money today:)
>>62801961>>62801961Noise
>>62801961The Donald Dump
Anyone shorting netflix today? Seems pretty obvious.
>>628019618 AM government panic intervention. Doesn't look like it's working all that well, it's already up almost $3 from the bottom of that dip.
>>62801961Market intervention
>>62801961The bussy bash
>>62801961up 3 dollars from yesterday even though the chart shows flat.jpgup 20% in a month with the worst PPI print in decades last month so surely the next one will be great too
But of course I lose again.>screwed out of huge gains by being duped via a giga dump before the giga pump earlier this year>screwed out of protecting my cash by being duped into holding by permamumu mentality pushed on here and frequent V pumps after those stocks giga pumpedI'd have been better off just going "too high, it's unreasonable" and simply stuck with not buying at all regardless of the people saying otherwise. I was right. But nooooo market is le always right gets pushed as fact despite it obviously not being true. I regret not going cash months back.
>China MOFCOM: Firmly Opposes US Order On DeepSeek - US Move Is Discriminatory; Politicises Tech And Trade Issues Under Guise Of National Security - US Action Disregards Consensus Reached Between Chinese And US Heads Of State - Urges US To Immediately Correct Wrong Practices,
>>62801941>based.
Bought SOXS @ 48.5Will buy more if it's go lower today
anyone has the full article?https://www.marketwatch.com/story/what-happens-to-wall-street-if-coreweave-defaults-jpmorgan-checked-the-math-cd16938c
SOXL going below 90. Thoughts?
>>62801975damn you're a drooling retard
>>62801588I think we're having a joe biden situation with him. He's 80 y, and i think cognitive functions are declining. With joe it went pretty fast after the first signs. Good help us if it's the case
Everything is a scam
>>62801979I hope babe poster kills himself.
wtfwt?!
BLOOOOOOD
DEATHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=258SvHX-JbY&t=34s
bought more soxs, see you soxl fags in hell
Everyone be quiet... MANDEEP is speaking.>kek
>>62801986>>62801988You forgot fire Also all my defensives are up im green
>>62801961naked shorts
>SCHD>PEP>KMB>O>TTWOall green again lol. amazin+0.35% today
>>62801980kek lmao
IREN is getting fucked
>>62801905In what world do people seriously expect a real estate tycoon to want for lower housing costs?
>>62801995you forgot >WMT>LMT>GD>RTXand I just shedded 50 shares of TECS. My cock is DIAMONDS this morning. Why did you guys stop posting the Ebony Queens???
>>62801977tldr banks would be fine as their loans are backed by chips and contracts, and bond investors and private lenders would lose money
>>62801990Based
>>62802001>backed by chips
TMUS is up another 2% btw
How many melties should we expect today?
>>62801977anon, just open in incognito mode, gets past the paywall on mw.
AGNC chads we are so back
>>62802014the trannies obsession with memory sticks is amazing.
>>62802001Really? Why are the likes of JPM desperately trying to offload this debt at steep discounts. Chips. Are you mad.
gm
>V and MA both ATH on the same dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmcNbsLCpBQ&list=RDdmcNbsLCpBQ&start_radio=1
NBIS bros....
>SCHDI think the AI shit is blowing up in the background.
>these LLY swings
Total Primate Death.
Complete slaughter nice. Buy the dips around midterms and it's easy x2.
>Getting support>About to erase all the lossesOh... No.
>>62802025coreweave CEO sold fucking 3 billion dollars of shares while trying to buy insurance for the company and you niggers "bought the dip"the next bear market is going to be wild. retarded brown kids and Indians gambling on the stinkiest fucking bags trained like monkeys to "ape" every 2% dip on some shit that's going bankrupt
Loading up on puts.
>>62801571>nows
Coreweave still >30bn market cap when it burns through cash.Lol.
>>62802032
>>62802030I was wondering why the dysgenic pepes have been fewer this week...
It's over guys, sell everything NOW
HOSANNA
>Broadcom suddenly skyrocketedWTF? But Vmware!!! Dammit. I should've
Bought 87% VOO, 10% BRK.B, 1% HESM, 1% ASML and 1% TSM at open today.
>>62802044You can't lose money if you don't sell - shrimple as.
>>62802047Very nice
>>62802046>I should've
>US Pending Home Sales (M/M) Sep: -7.3% (est -0.5%; prev 0.3%) - Pending Home Sales NSA (Y/Y): -12.6% (est -3.9%; prev -4.9%; prev R -4.7%)BUY BUY BUY THE ECONOMY IS FINE, RATE CUTS AROUND THE CORNER FORGET ABOUT INFLATION
>>62801824Closed my 720C 30 mins early Opened 705P
>>62801816I bought KMB at $98 and pep at $130. Only regret is not buying more.
>>62802057don't worry bussy and warsh are nigger printing a V to prop up Jew banker bags they need to unload on goys. buy with confidence
WTFWTFI SOLDED AAAAAAAA
>>62802062It's actually over
>>62802057>Sep: -7.3% (est -0.5%; prev 0.3%)Holy fuck
I don't care how far my China ETF falls, I'm holding for the next 30 years. China is the future.
watch it dump at 12 like yesterday, never doubt the jews
>>62801964porridge hands nerd
>>62802061That was the first time I watched until the end, and I can say, it wasn't even worth watching.
>>62802070You might be right
So everyone blocks muse and meta is fucked?
>>62802057That looks pretty not good
Nigger Tuesday CANCELED
>>62802071higher highs, higher lowsyou have been warned
>>62802068I honestly think the 1.3% PPI print was more impressive
Sanjeet is going to redeem again
>>62802070chinks don't even want their own stocks but based chinamaxxer
>>62802077Zoom out
>>62802068I called this when NAIL didnt jump as high as I was expecting it to over the summer. They're still building shit, but slower and of poor quality, then letting the houses sit empty and have to carry the bag on them. Were about to see the great 2028 (((fire sale))) when no one can make back but 1/3rd of their investment on homes they built/bought between 2020-2023, like most of my idiot friends.
>>62802085LENN missed bigly and said no one was buying their houses they were building and then Berk bought a bunch more bags
>SPY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWTF IS HAPPENINGIM FREAKING OUT MAN
>PROPOSAL PRESENTED TODAY BY THE PAKISTANI ARMY CHIEF TO SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIALS HAS RECEIVED AMERICAN APPROVAL AND HAS ALREADY RECEIVED PRELIMINARY AGREEMENT FROM IRAN. - ISRAEL'S CHANNEL 12 NEWS
>>62802092>ISRAEL'S CHANNEL 12 NEWS
>>62802092TWOMOREWEEKSPEACE DEAL FOR REAL THIS TIMEPLEASE DONT REDEEM PEACE DEAL IMMINENT BUY THE DIPFOR REAL
I got 4k in reserve to slurp some USO calls if we finna be gettin a final peace TACO today.
Who else survived the week long bear market of October 2026?
>>62802082>chinks don't even want their own stocksGood, more for me.
EVERYTHING IS PUMPING
BUY HIGHSELL LOW
>SOXL IS GREENSOXL IS GREEN>SOXL IS GREEN
SK Hynix earningsOctober 27SAVE THE DATE
My wife packed me a white monster in my lunch today bros, today is a great day!
>>62802102It's algorithms. They all started at the exact same time. Look at the charts. It's the same shit.
>>62802099
>>62801959Old trump wasn't blackmailed up to his eyeballs with threats against his kids
HOLY FUCK MY PORTFOLIO IS SO ERECT RIGHT NOW
lmao someone last night said they were gonna hang on to soxs until 1030. hope he meant 930. friday was literally the bottom. a fake peace deal is gonna be announced soon sending everything to the fucking moon. we are gonna do a repeat of april-june
>>62802108Muh o algo
Bet you feel really silly right about now, Bobo Joe.
>>62802106lowkey free money at these prices
WHAT *clap* THE FUCK *clap* IS GOING *clap* ON?
I absolutely knew they'd push out another fake deal announcement once oil was above $100, but it's still sort of surreal to me how it works every single fucking time.
>>62802117>20 minute rally>"The posters say Rejoice!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHE EU GAS WHY IS IT DUMPINGTHE FUCKING FAKE DEALS AGAINI SHOULD HAVE SOLD AT 90 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIM GETTING FUCKED AGAIN BY THIS BULLSHIT
We're so back!
>>62801894>webmThat's actually amazing.
O CHADS KEEP WINNING
they can't stop the buying
>>62802139BUY BUY BUY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHE FAKE DELAS ARE KILLING MY POSITIONSIM GETTING NOTIFICATIONS EVRYWHERE.
>>62801894>whale>functionally just a big pelicannature is weirdanyway I'm not getting NIGGERED as hard as I expected by the market today so that's nice but I need more pumps to lighten the load of these bags. also if Kioxia could stop eating shit just for a couple of weeks, that would be nice.
>>62801905Yes the housing market is just fine
>>62801941>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
>SOXSlooooooooool niggas got too cocky
>>62802130Based nature appreciator
Oh fuck I just realized what Trump's plan is. If you've fucked yourself over in the polls and need to get one last burst of popularity, you'd let the war drag on until the last possible moment and agree to a peace deal with before the mid terms.We're going to get the most taco of all taco's either the week before or the literal weekend or day before the midterms
Man what THE FUCK
Why are we pumping
>>62802144I hope it crashes ASAP. As long as interest rates go down well be good.
>>62802151Bizball? Is that you?
ahh nigger pump my beloved
ITS OVER
>>62802152peace deal imminent. for real. super for real.this shit is hilarious
>>62802147I sold at the top!
>>62802152Peace in Iran.
>Al-Jaheed: Qatar and Pakistan have presented a compromise proposal to revive U.S.-Iran talks. Under the plan, Iran would receive profits from its $6 billion in frozen funds held in Qatari banks. In return, Iran would allow a secret IAEA visit to its nuclear sites. Pakistani Army Chief Field Marshal Asim Munir reportedly carried the proposal to Tehran on Tuesday. Sources say it has U.S. approval. Iran had reportedly responded positively to it earlier. Only the interest on the frozen assets would be deposited into an Iranian account, not the principal. The unannounced inspection would address a key U.S. demand on the nuclear file.lmao holy fuck this is the most retarded proposal of a lifetime, I'm slurping oil calls. they're not even offering the frozen funds, just the interest on it. this is just to revive peace talks, not even a deal. zero chance iran accepts this.
Gains and black girls for everyone
>>62802155no i’m just a retarded bear
HAHAHAHAIT WAS A BEAR TRAPGET FUCKED BOBO
>>62802172NOOOOOOOOO!MY SHORTS!MY PUTS! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED! STOP THE MARKETS!!
buy more SOXS bros surely it will work out
Once again i regret not selling and getting out of this retarded nigger market.
>>62802150How is losing popular? Any deal is a loss now. He demanded complete surrender.
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BULL GODS WON!
>>62802176Saar saar why is SOXS dropping!
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PLEASE I NEED A TIME MACHINE TO TWO HOURS EARLIER.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62801571I feel like no matter who wins i should sell going into this election.
>>62802164Why do they need to inspect the nuclear sites if they destroyed all of them?
>>62802151Kek savedI AM STRONLY INTERPRETING THE DOT ANONS
>>62802124It's a cryin shame. WHY do they continue to make us react to things I have no control over. All my trades are slicked n shiny sliding down the bendbright pipe easy ABC but I still never get to decide for myself. I'm Lubed and Lovin' It but this is still really grinding my gears!
>>62802144me personally i wouldnt want to pay more than 650 for anything
>>62802019Speaking of chips, it looks like Amazon is housing tens of billions of them because they have nowhere to put themhttps://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-220-billion-ai-bet-data-centers-spending-challenges-2026-10
