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female pilots edition

>Links for INTCels
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62844475
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hi
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Tomorrow is going to be a blood bath
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NIGGER MONDAY
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>>62845203
>unrealized "losses" on their shares that are bigly green cost basis is hilarious kiked retard math per normal from the market.
You're thinking like a hold "VOO and chill" goycattle.
In truth, mark to market is the only form of price that exists. There is no such concept as owning a stock, sitting through drawdowns, and then emerging unscathed on the other side if you think in terms of math and opportunity cost. You had a real loss in capital (maybe not cash on your bank account, but a held stock is not cash either).
Unrealized vs realized matters literally ONLY to the taxman.
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Chink models letting you do whatever will get them banned or they’ll gimp it to avoid that
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>>62845239
how do you ban open source software?
models are just a matrix of weights (numbers)
you can't ban math
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>tech baggies
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If Trump loses the midterms, HE WILL tank the stock market on purpose and let oil moon out of pure spite. We need republicans to hold majority
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>>62845243
is she ok?
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>>62845236
>>62845237

AHHHHHH ITS SO FUCKING OVER
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>>62845247
>he doesn't know
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>>62845240
you just do ok?!?!
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>>62845244
>if
>implying there's a chance the democrats won't sweep
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>>62845238

>THING GOES DOWN ON NEWS OF THING GOING DOWN

yeah man "real market" totally not just a poop and scoop
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>>62845247
How gullible are you
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>>62845248

some important kike was on the jet? WHAT IS IT NIGGER TELL ME NIGGER I WANNA KNOW
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>>62845243
that shit was so close to crash into a building
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>>62845258
Pretty sure it crashed straight into a car so randoms were hurt regardless.
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>>62845243
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>>62845243
Like how the guy keeps driving
>what the fuck was that noise
>oh well not my problem
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>>62845263
kek
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>>62845244
Après moi le deluge
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>>62845265
America is like the wildwest
people get shot, have alligators in their swimming pools, get killed by private jets,...
shit like this would be news for months if it happened in any European country
planes crashing in the street is just another tuesday in the usa
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>>62845227
Based post.
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>>62845243
Bullishly realistic graphics for the new GTA.
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I just sold the last of my real physical silver. Gonna buy back in sub 30
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>>62845283
you sold the bottom, laddie
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>every decent biztuber is saying that the Anthropic IPO is a scam for the current insider baggies to get out and let normalfags hold the bag instead
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I refuse to believe that we have people in this general that invest in precious metals. I know that they're ragebaiting me. I will not falter
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>>62845244
When do we get our $5k checks??
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>Trump Searches For A Fall Guy To Blame For Iran - Atlantic
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>>62845225
What will markets do next week?
>What will markets do next week?
>smegro sentiment poll
>vote anonymously on your prediction for next week's market performance
>see how other smiggers voted
>picrel, last week's poll (full analysis coming soon)
>linkrel, next week's poll
https://strawpoll.com/BDyNzwxbqyR
https://strawpoll.com/BDyNzwxbqyR
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>>62845295
>Fall Guy
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>>62845168
so just stick to open source models like deepseek?
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We have an irrational situation on the opening
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>>62845300
what happennnn
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>>62845272
>Apple
>Palantir
>Shopify
>AMD
>Supermicro
>Uber
>Blackstone
>Datadog
>McDonalds
>Qualcom
>Fastly
>ARM
>Cloudflare
Huge things this week!!!
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>>62845299
I mean sure but deepseek doesn't compare to fable or 6.1-Sol, at least not yet
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my rock bags are healing
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https://strawpoll.com/XOgOV5wE2n3
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>he sold
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>>62845301
The golden bull has moved into the recovery ward
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what dips to buy before the midterms, baggots?
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>>62845307
I bought SOXL calls :)
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>>62845272
aapl computer on a monday?
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>>62845311
>he bought
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>>62845295
Hegseth is so fucked lmao
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holy shit was that really the boomer rocks bottom?
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I am still losing money on SNXX
>hopeful for tomorrow edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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My theory:

What we know:
Trump said oil prices are coming down after midterms
USS Theodore Roosevelt is headed to hormuz, but won’t get there until mid~late november
Night luminosity for nighttime air operations will not be at appropriate levels until mid~late november
Middle eastern states are trying to cut separate deals with iran not to get wacked when the war restarts
US non-combat personnel (family members and such) are being evacuated from the middle east

Therefore:
1. war in the hormuz will restart in mid~late november
2. Trump MAY have promised lower oil because he actually believes it’ll work this time, and this time they’re planning on boots on the ground or something or that magnitude
3. Trump MAY have promised lower oil to prevent people from buying oil, knowing restarting the war will drive oil even higher
4. IF the democrats win, and no more war in hormuz, drawing oil down, trump can say he kept his promise, in this case, trump and the reps may even initiate peace talks to get a quick win before the dems can do anything
5. IF the dems win, war drives oil up, he can blame dems
6. IF reps win, war drives oil up, he may have to unsanction even more russian oil and further ditch ukraine to keep oil down

what else did i miss
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>OIL PRICES FALL MORE THAN 1% AS IRAN-QATAR TALKS SEEK TO END US-IRAN WAR
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>>62845301
silver wave
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Im holding 100k cash from a recent inheritance, what do I do on monday to get rich?
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>>62845283
>silver
Get out
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>>62845320
I fuggin hope so.
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You guys called me a boomer for buying CSCO at $46. I just bought a 3000sqft house- my first- cash, with money left over for a new grill and riding mower
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>>62845270

an Amazon cargo plane crashed on a highway in the same place less than 2 months ago lol
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>>62845331
Based
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I have AMD and I’m not sure my anus is ready for the next two days, think I might panic sell
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>>62845243
How does a plane just fall like that? And 8 miles away from Trumps place where they just set up missile air defenses
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>>62845328
I did get out how shit is your reading comprehension?
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>>62845293

I resell bulk sterling silver to a black guy I met on Facebook marketplace
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>>62845338
Gravity
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>>62845331
holy shit i didn't know you went on 4chan and traded stocks
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>>62845341
Reptilians did this
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>>62845332
fucking kek
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Fun week up ahead
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>>62845293
You have to diversify, I have about 50oz of silver
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Gold/silver sentiment is indicating the bottom is in. I am selling tech and full-porting into miners
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>>62845323

BASED EXIT PUMP GODS

I'm selling everything I bought Friday premarket and I'll buy it back Wednesday after the nigger dump after AMD dumps
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UH GUYS????
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>>62845353
ITS FUCKING OVER
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>>62845353
HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE KOSPI
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>>62845348
Unfathomably based
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>>62845355
Is he okay? :(
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>>62845353
That was Friday retard
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>>62845353
/smg/ is a Standard & Poor's board.
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We get KOSPI at 7pm now
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>>62845363
MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62845348

I already bought so much fucking VALE at 52 week low. I cant buy any more mines nigger hurry up and pump
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it seems like they want a nigger pump monday
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>>62845365
that was the close from last weekend dumb ass nasdaq is currently up like a 1/3rd of a percent
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It was nearly -2% on the shit and piss. It was always going to be green Monday.
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man i just ate a bowl of samyang tangle noodle bulgagi alfredo flavor that shit was tasty than a mf but the portion was a little small ngl i should have put in some extra barilla protein rotini or maybe some hardboiled eggs
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>Market giga rape is imminent, Wallstreet Insider tells Axios
Bullsisters... it's over
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>>62845373

>V into close
>Asia never got a chance to buy the dip
>goyim got their paychecks

Koreans are going to max leverage so many credit cards tonight on the dip
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>>62845365
You're retarded
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>>62845365
Chat is this real? Googloyim says nasdaq is up 0.35% but I’m lagged 15m.
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not unlikely that 95 is the floor for WTI this cycle
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>>62845361
>>62845371
Yeah, I know. Yahoo finance was bugged. Thought that I might as well increase some of the posters heart rate :^)
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>>62845380

>lean hogs still getting raped

wtf is going on with hogs
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>>62845338
female pilot
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>>62845381
It's not, in fact, real. Futures are still up.
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THIS IS ALL UR FAULT /SMG/GERS!!!
GIMME BACK MY MONEY!!!
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>>62845385
I was trying to enjoy my bubble bath and you ruined it
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are futures even tradeable on sunday? or way too illiquid? because if they're not then buying now and selling on open is free money
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>>62845389
I didn't hear about it
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pizza for din dins
digorno hand tossed supreme
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>>62845394

>he doesn't know about the secret Jew only hours

ngmi
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>>62845225
How much SCHD do I need to impregnate this woman?
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>>62845400
Probably at least 5 milly. Defensive equity gives girls the ick.
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>>62845238
You post anime
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>>62845400

ask the dude that was vaporized while railing her in the bathroom while the plane was on autopilot
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>>62845387
i don't know about hogs, but cattle prices have been high lately because herds got culled due to disease and breeders had to keep more cattle for breeding to replenish stocks, prices go down as the populations stabilize
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>>62845404
kek
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>>62845394
Why would they not be tradeable? If you’re going to sell at open anyway there will be liquidity.
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>>62845404
I bet that felt good as fuck
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>>62845408
i've never checked how wide spreads are
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>>62845358
>fat body
>skinny face
Real life doesnt work that way!
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>>62845409
>>62845407

>busting a load unprotected deep inside the pilot as the plane divebombs into a trailer park in florida

desu pretty cool way to go
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>>62845410
I will tell you after my bath I think I have a few years of quotes on disk right now
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>futures
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>OpenAI will unleash a policy and PR blitz to try to get in sync with the new Washington, including an effort to rebrand data centers as "AI compute campuses."
I hate these fags so much it's unreal.
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What’s going to happen tomorrow bros?
I just want to have some money again.
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lol when i image search op's image it said she was a flight instructor who is famous on social media using present tense, it completely failed to mention she crashed and died in 2022
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>>62845411
nothing that surgery can't fix
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how will this affect airline stocks?
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>>62845416
omg are they going to start sucking up to the dems already? lol
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>>62845416

>Jew says he is going to play legal word games and pay more money for advertising

the most basic bitch retard of all time. best move he could make is to fire himself and hire someone cooler to run his company and just be a shadow kike
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These small flights are scary desu and yeah I know it’s very rare but it happens a hell of a lot more often than big commercial flights
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>>62845410
Gemini says one tick width in pre market though and it linked me to this weird document
https://09678622456826341335.googlegroups.com/attach/b0f42964ba7c7099/StockIndexFuturesTradingCollection-M.pdf?part=0.1&vt=AMbNIPvD4U8g6LbPYIzCW0oyxBCT1vg0CoqYOnnJIDioDukM2YdLhLcjmy_wvHYDzESIBaxhI8WeY7wwamo-sQgOdNtWvY2L5JAdtz_M5Bbct2ELxauzcLs

The hell is this thing
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>>62845353
I told you guys
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>>62845385
D E V I L I S H
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>>62845416
>AI compute campuses
are they going to have fucking student unions and chikfilas inside of them?
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>>62845424
ya idk why rich guys who made it risk it all to fly some shitty death trap to connecticut or whatever instead of just paying a driver
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>>62845425
yeah i just checked and even the micros are two ticks. that's crazy i never knew that
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Friendly reminder
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happy halloween
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>>62845416
>AI universities
kek
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>>62845428
It is Democrat plan since 2016
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>>62845263
Gem.
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>>62845428

chip trannies are paying to build colleges in India. they are literally paying to replace themselves. its fucking hilarious
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>>62845424
To be fair, I think that's the point. Big airlines don't let you fly right out of the gate. You have to cut your teeth flying these small planes, cargo planes, or a military pilot before a big company will even think of hiring you.

So the skill levels are on completely different levels.
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>>62845431
Same, I had never heard of the CME DataMine stuff either but they seem to have a lot of content?:
https://www.cmegroup.com/market-data/datamine-machine-learning-service.html

And free datasets?:
https://www.cmegroup.com/datamine.html
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>>62845434
Is this AI? The Chinese use red = good, green = bad so it seems off
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Hope you bought last week
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>>62845416
>nuh uh this isnt a bomb its a timer connected to organic matter
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>>62845428
>chikfilas to become the next bottleneck for si (formerly ai) compute campussies buildout
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>>62845428
I think people wouldn't even mind Data Centers of they actually provided jobs. Currently they're these massive buildings that hire like 5 people and suck up power.

How much could it really cost paying like 50 people 50k-100k per data center with makework jobs?
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>>62845434
65 is not even a bad price if you bought at 20, only SOXL baggies got raped
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>>62845449

>communist xirs refuse to work at AI campus because chik-fil-a is closed on Sundays and they stage a union protest
>absolutely nothing in the real world is impacted but ANT drops from 5 trillion dollars valuation to 1 trillion on news of protest
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Nigger pump monday?
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>>62845451
too much when youre already losing 1b each month
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>>62845443
One green day followed by a red week.
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>>62845451
That would be the current trend of jewish daycare jobs going to tiktok women driving radicalization. It wouldn't change the trend.
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Btw you're literally retarded to see -30% SOXL and not buy.
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>>62845459
it'll be green than apple earnings gonna whiff and it will be red the next day
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>>62845464
why would apple wiff? they are going to crush
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>golden age
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>>62845339
I'm telling you to get off the thread you stonebuying nigger
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>>62845467
Yes because gold becomes more affordable
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>>62845440
That's not true at all
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>>62845464
Apple have been such an anti-ai buy that I feel like them doing badly would be a good thing
Can call it a cope but far too many buying it as a “safe” pick
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>>62845443
I bought a house last week.
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>>62845464
Tuesday is Crab while election results are pending then after hours once it's confirmed Dems win we dump.
Then the Iran bombs start and shit really happens.
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>>62845466
bruh ram prices are jacked to the moon their margins finna get squeezed
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>>62845470
I said I sold not that I was buying
You really are one dumb vanta black gorilla bantu buck ain't ya boy
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>>62845475
that dude is giving me transman vibes
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This is what you get investing in Australian mining. I did a bunch of research and invested in "critical metal and mineral" companies.
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Gonna make some chicken breasts tonight. What are you guys making
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>>62845480
Nigga how can you sell if you didn't buy nigga
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>>62845474
https://www.cboe.com/us/indices/dashboard/cor3m/
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>>62845380
>LIVE CATTLE -2.36%
>LEAN HOGS -1.59%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62845283
I can't tell if /biz/ is actually retarded or pretending to be retarded to force a bottom. It really jogs my nogging.
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>>62845479
lol that you think thats how it works.
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>>62845477

>green monday
>maybe green open tuesday
>nigger dumps Tuesday into nigger dump on AMD earnings into nigger dumps all day Wednesday because election scaries and orange nigger sends 50 unhinged TRVTHS about the elections being a scam
>nigger dumps all day Wednesday
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>>62845487
Good. Ground beef is way too expensive.
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>>62845484
i had some noodles earlier but no way that's enough for dinner i think i need more carbs in my life oh i had a pizza for lunch so that's out i suppose i could go and buy something nah idk man
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AMD same fate as Intel?
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>>62845489
they already had to raise prices between product cycles this year dude. i have a lot of apple stock that i've had for like a decade, but if u just gonna buy it in the morning hoping it pumps on earnings, yeah, good luck with that
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>>62845495
Probably not. AMD took a sizeable hit last Friday so I think a lot of its baked in. At least short term.
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>>62845495
we shall see forsooth
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>>62845485
Nigga these rocks don't mine themselves

>>62845488
Shits going back to 20 dog
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>>62845487
>He doesn't know they rolled out the Onions green
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>>62845496
Why do you think raising prices is bad though? You are probably assuming that higher prices means less sales, but that effect is only minimal, and overall they will probably make more money.
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>>62845498
My hope is that the hit came early, my fear is that it gets another anyway
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>>62845489
and how do YOU think it works?

>CFO Kevan Parekh stated on the Q3 earnings call that memory cost changes accounted for more than 100% of the sequential gross margin decline, and CEO Tim Cook called the situation a "100-year flood" in memory pricing.
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fucking worst koreans are selling AGAIN
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man i don't have a coffee maker anymore only a moka pot i could go for a coffee i'm just gonna make espresso and dump it in some water fuck it
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>>62845510
If you got a funnel and coffee filters, you could do a pour over. You don't need those overpriced pour over yuppie traps
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>>62845509
they were closed during friday's dump so makes sense
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>>62845487
Lean Hogs Bulls what is our response?

Smigstrodamus predicted all of this btw!
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>>62845504
Aside from the Israel facility getting glassed, INTCs biggest reality check is that their foundary business still sucks dick and is way behind investor expectations. AMD doesn’t have that problem.
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>>62845509
China is selling too, it's over.
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Futures
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the gold run is cancelled
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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>coca cola is up 1.40%
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>>62845532
>>62845509
What if US equities just become a global money vacuum when everyone puts all their capital in it?
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>>62845542
bubble
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>>62845543
that's what it already is
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>>62845544
yeah of course it is bobo, its a fucking fizzy drink company
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>>62845546
Actually they just make the syrup and not the bubbles
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>>62845544
Yes soda has bubbles in it
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>>62845225
How do I find a qt blonde pilot gf?
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>>62845533
>Futures
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>>62845542
I hold black goo and black goo acessories. CVX and KO are my lifeblood in this market
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>>62845546
Christmas coca cola is a thing though
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bros I think SOXL is hitting close to 100 tomorrow again. I do not see it lasting long though lmfao
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>>62845557
I went with COP and KO myself.
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>>62845557
Based, I'm actually only up 3.98% on KO but it's been one of the most consistently less volatile one.
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>he didn't buy that generational dip
lol
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>>62845581
Generational dip so far
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my SOXL calls bros... im so excited
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Unburden yourselves from all that's been or will be
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>>62845581
Are we pumping tomorrow?
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>>62845587
I swear, the AI keeps making her look like Elsa jean
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>>62845581

I quite enjoyed watching people flip bearish only after big tech names dropped 10-30%
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Yeah, I bought soxl for 70 on Friday, yes I am euphoric due to my intelligence rather than some sky daddy
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We're gonna have a niggermonday. You're a retard if you think otherwise
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>>62845602
I think it's gonna pump modestly
the culture of dip buying is still pervasive
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>>62845452
>its not bad to ride it all the way to $150 and back without taking any profits
Shut the fuck up babe-nigger. You blew it. Be destitute forever.
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Was too scared to buy spy calls on friday. Hopefully it doesn't nigger pump too hard AH
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>>62845593
Looks like it
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>>62845602
This
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>>62845602
Nigger Monday could be multiple things. Nigger pump or nigger dump, fren?
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Nigger pump or crab a bit longer. Too many faggots saying bubble popped.
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>>62845619
Looks like one of those ghosts in the matrix. Hot.
>>62845617
Black monday only means one thing.
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>>62845499
>dwarf fortress
>rimworld
>factorio
Literally these are those types of game. They are autism simulators. They aren't meant to be fun, they are meant to keep autistic people like most of you in this thread occupied and out of the world of regular functioning people. If they was a ETF based purely on autism, I would throw every dollar I had at as many LEAPs as I could afford. I swear you fuckers are multiplying at an exponential level.
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>yes goyim
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that was the top
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>>62845624
>the land was promised to me by my ancestors
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looks like that was the bottom for boomer rocks
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>>62845611
that's not me and i'm still up 68% ytd and have more money than i ever thought i would
>>62845619
this could be us babe...
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>>62845628
Spoopy
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>futures
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>>62845619
Do men who watch this kind of pornography, closeted cucks? I mean go out and fuck a real girl instead of stroking your hog watching a guy nut on a girl.
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>>62845619
Also reported.
Get out of my blue board, we got money to make.
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>>62845635
I second this notion
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>sneedisk green overnight thus far
uhmazin'
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>>62845635
These are the same people that populate boys with toys threads in /gif/, so yes you are correct.
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>>62845635
i like the 2nd half where the pretty girl does something disgusting. it's very erotic.
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>JUST IN: Jim Cramer warns next week "might be even worse" for tech stocks

https://x.com/Kalshi_Finance/status/2116662751065956352
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>>62845619
never pull out
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>>62845644
Well that means last week was the bottom.
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Divvie stocks doing the needful while tech rebounds
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Anthropic IPO will kill the economy for good.
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>>62845640
Wow, congrats anon on this. Really.
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>nooo don't post nude women in my s-emm-gee that's gross!
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>>62845225
Kek
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>>62845644
we're saved
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>>62845657
Sir that’s a man ejaculating on a gorilla
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>>62845663
And that's a good thing
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ahh here it is, the ol reliable v recovery
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is INTC a buy at this price? i remember the initial pump from 20 to 60 and i kept waiting for it to fall back to high 30s so i can buy and it zipped straight to 140. now its back to 60, is this a buy or is it over
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>soxl
ooooo...
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>>62845670
Take their January peak of $55 a share and add a years inflation of 6% to it. Don't pay more than $58 for it.
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>>62845657
There's a time and place for everything, autist.
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Thank you janny. Thank you for doing it for free. I appreciate it.
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does /smig/ ever hivemind (post in agreement to buy something) whenever something like a GME happens?
though regular traffic and posts are different from during a happening, id like to know if im learning anything reading the posts here.

i think i can somewhat clock the indian that also spams in the precious metals thread as, so i can safely ignore him. but are there other schizos i should be aware of.. or back to my main point, does regular here know what theyre doing?
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>>62845682
Any sort of cohesion in a general gives me the ick. I need someone to ruin a good thing every single time or I go soft.
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>>62845246
Her black box survived.
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I know there are "people" here who buy leveraged stock ETF's and other daily reset leverage products for long term holding. But for sane functioning traders, what is the recommended timeframe that you hold them? a single day if you are green and then switch to the actual stock if you want to keep holding?

I bought snxx at 6.60 on friday, am i supposed to sell it on monday and take my 10-20%?
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>>62845682
I can use my foreskin cheese aroma to decide bullish or bearish on varying timeframes.
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>>62845682
>id like to know if im learning anything reading the posts here.
I once repeatedly told people Dell was going to over $200 a share. It actually went to $500.
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>>62845690
Coward
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>>62845697
Leveraged index ETFs are based though. Leveraged single meme stock ETFs carry a lot more risk.
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>>62845690
Realize gain within your own personal risk tolerance. Nobody can tell you what that is.

>>62845682
There are posts with a lot to be learned from, but they are less common. I definitely would say there is no collaboration here though, just a bunch of people doing their own thing enjoying the chaos of /smg/, and honestly, the best tips tend to go ignored.
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>>62845699
Oh, yeah, I misread.
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STOP GOING UP I DIDNT BUY BACK IN FRIDAY REEEE
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>>62845690
>he bought at $6.60
lol git gud i bought at $6.40 on friday
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>>62845694
does it have to be yellow or is white fine?
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>>62845701
what i am asking is, should my strategy change compared to if i was holding the base sandisk stock instead?
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smiggy...
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>>62845670
>is INTC a buy at this price?
these ai/chip stocks will over sell in the panic. INTC was $20 about one year ago. Instead of buying $10,000 and watch the price crater just by $1k, and see if the price continues down then by $2k, then 4k if it keeps going down. But, if the AI bubble is totally over why would INTC recover at all? What's your business case for INTC without AI pump?
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>>62845708
Yeah, it should. You will lose money if the price crabs evenly. But you can't predict the market, you can only react.
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>>62845705
i don't watch the charts 24/7 and only check them a few times a day, i missed the pico bottom by like half an hour
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>>62845710
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>>62845670
It seems like it’s obviously not a buy so it’s probably a buy
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>>62845710
What did he say last week
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>>62845243
probably as fast a death as that titanic submersible
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>>62845682
You can kinda get the market sentiment and up to date news here. Anons here like to post their strategies and holdings so you can definitely learn something from them. And you can be sure that nobody who posts here is doing paper trading and claiming the losses or profits from it are real. There are no Internet funny points to be gained here, unlike reddit. Anons post here for the fun of the gain. My strategy right now relies on the bet that AI spending will continue and I am looking forward to the Antrhopic IPO. Looking less forward to the Nvidia earnings though.
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>>62845243
If I was in this situation, I would say, at the very end:
>ALLAH ACKBAR!!!

Can you imagine how funny that would've been on the audio recording?
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>>62845623
I use to stream Transport Tycoon Deluxe, the original autism game.
Nobody watched.
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silver marines were fucking back
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>>62845737
>niggers
>sub $50
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>https://nypost.com/2026/11/01/us-news/haunting-final-message-from-learjet-as-it-plummeted-in-florida-with-9-aboard-were-out-of-time/
oh shit u weren't joking it was a woman pilot
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>>62845733
For me it's American truck driver simulator. The best autism sim.
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>>62845742
They're saying the pilot was a black woman >>62845659
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>>62845644
consider this may be trumped up. tweets are an inherantly deliberate act. saying something while going through an idea to a televised audience and then being taken out of context by betting market newstweets is not quite the same.
THEN ponder the consequences or rational actors' motivations in said plot
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I am literally a mere ten doubles away from making it. Ten glorious 1:1 all in consecutive trades and I'm done forever.
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>>62845746
It's also good to note to never take the advice of vested actors in anything
It's why anyone who tries to trade on trump tweets is an idiot
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>>62845729
i have never once been honest about a single one of my positions here. i do speak honestly though swear
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>>62845644
>>62845746
I fucking hate bears so fucking much, its unreal.
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See how good the general is tonight when there are no named faggots here :)
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I don't smoke but the market makes me feel like I should.
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>>62845759
Same
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I just masturbated. I hope you're all happy.
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MY FUCKING SOXL CALLS HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
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I wonder how that dude that drew that frog pissing with his pants around his ankles feels about what has become of his creation
Also Im switching to monthly deposits in my folio. Im trying to look less.
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somebody PLEASE tell me what the fuck i should be doing tomorrow

is it safe to buy QQQ now or should i just dump my cash into treasury bills
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>>62845764
It won't hold anon.
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>>62845767
Okay I believe you
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>>62845755
remember what happened last time you did this?
not saying it dumps but there's a loooooot of selling to be done tomorrow.
>>62845758
they all pop over at the same time. which would be fine if they weren't fat, gay, and generally pathetic
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>>62845767
Shut your whore mouth. Ggll go up
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>>62845764
You have to let go anon. It's over. Scoopsies won't like it, but I can probably squeeze you in to his closet living space at my apartment if it will help. You will have to wear cute dresses and take hormones though as a heads up.
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>>62845773
Genuinely fuck off with this trooncoded shit. We need more gatekeeping here.
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>>62845773
Misses tranny I have to let you know I bought the bottom and am not raped like scoopsies
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This week was entertaining, we saw a generational downfall and saw holders of atleast three stocks become baggies. Google, Intel and the brazilian etf. I wonder what will happening in the coming week.
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>>62845778
Line go up, eventually. Bogling wins in the end.
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>>62845764
Zoom out
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>>62845771
I am willing to bet my left nut that tomorrow will be green, Apple will save us all.
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>>62845778
MOAR WOAR
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shit stayed red AAAAAAAHHHHHHH fuck should just gamble on healthcare to see if I manage to find one startup situation like what suddenly happened to Ino.
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>>62845776
This
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I don't know why anyone cares about premarket. Ive seen green premarkets into red days all the time.
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>>62845780
>zoom out
>daily ETF
what did he mean by this
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>>62845697
>+10% increase from underlying in the same 2 year timeframe
Wow
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>>62845776
You cannot gatekeep the person who built the gate.
>>62845777
>he thinks the bottom is in
lol. lmao even.
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>>62845794
>You cannot gatekeep the person who built the gate.
That's probably literally how the southern wall was built though, no? Illegaly beaners who got deported afterward?
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>>62845225
Is that the pilot who crashed today? What a shame.
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>>62845781
>AAPL will save us
after 4? maybe. for this (by far biggest stock btw) to break up is for things to get unbelievable amounts of wacky. +2% post earnings max, will eat shit above that
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>>62845800
>muh triangles
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>>62845766
fucking respond to me
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>>62845797
I built the wall to keep zoomers out. They have apparently found a way to tunnel under it though.
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>>62845805
Buy qqq leaps and thank me later
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>>62845801
any other arguments aside, there are niggers in this very thread who ask AI what to buy shares of. you think stupid ass overlaid triangles aren't going to be more of a factor in that environment?
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Is everyone alright?
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>>62845813
>>62845813
>>62845813
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>>62845811
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>>62845763
>I just masturbated.
best rate of return you ever had, of did deflation take its toll?
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>>62845729
My actual strategy is selling covered calls on amazon stock because apparently their capex is going to keep it rangebound for the next 2 years.
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>>62845225
>>62845659
>>62845798
>>62845745
The actual pilot was a guy.
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>>62845485
>being anti pm's unironically
Cringe and plebbit tier. Also, you have to be 35 to post here.
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>mfw people think that the pilot flying is on the radio at the same time as he/she is trying to regain control of the airplane that's plummeting towards the ground



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