shut it down, until we figure out what is going on, edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62864349
Koreans have not yet known true pain
>>62865556this was their best attempt at negative campainingi am not Sigmund Freud, what does it mean to portray your adversery banging hot chicks?
I thought about selling some put spreads today but I didn’t wanna my cheeks to get spread.
If you voted democrat this crash is your fucking fault.
How fucked are you stockfags to have 11 threads up?
great news SOXL marines, you passed the final test. expect a return to $80 as early as next week.
only down 7%
I asked this elsewhere, but no one seems to give a shit... so I'll ask heredo you guys ever think of an exit investment strategy?I bought a big, shitty patch of land a while ago for cheap, and I'm thinking of starting a solar generator to do something with the energy. maybe mine crytpto, maybe install an EV charger, buy a couple of EV cars/trucks to rent or whatever.or maybe start a small hotel, and automate as much as possible of the cleaning, renting process, etc.. but I have no experience with any of this.would you do something like this? mind sharing some ideas or experiences?
>>62865594kek
https://voca.ro/11zA2mfdZfymHere is my reading of it.
I warned them. For five long years I warned them. I warned them and they laughed.Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
Honestly this is just a blip. AI development isn't going to slow down. It will just take some time for tech companies to bribe the new political masters. Buy the dip.
Nikkei 225 (^N225)56,772.03-4,305.87
>>62865594Translation: We nigger pumped the stock market since the cease fire to win the midterms and it didn’t work. Here comes the pain.
now for sure that was the bottom
>>62865613>>62865600
Every pullback is an opportunity
Nikkei is officially in bear market
>>62865612>Buy the dip.SoftBank Group Corp. (9984.T)3,525.00-455.00(-11.44%)
Today was cool, but when will Citadel be liquidated?
>>62865597Thank you sir, my calls will make me rich. Godspeed tomorrow morning when we hit 50
>>62865596I lost 247k today.
WAKE UP!HOLD YOUR BAGS AND HIDE THE RED DILDOWHY'D YOU HOLD ONTO SOXL(YOU WANTED GAINZ)WHY DIDN'T YOU SELL YOUR SOXL(YOU WANTED GAINZ)Why didn't you just Trust In Don's Political Sluicide I CryWhen Mumus deserve toDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62865626There's always tomorrow!
>>62865627soxl is up bro
LOOK AT KOSPI COMPUTER
>>62865626If true sorry anon, just learn from it for the next time.
>>62865594This. Blue wave followed by a blood bath
>>62865628Its today's KOPSI dip a result of my todays KORU abortion or will KORU crash another 3x7 tommorow?
>>62865614>commie SF techbros take on enormous debt for data centers and AI>crash the economy immediately after midterms so the next congress will pass communist omnibus bills that no republican would dare vote against because it’ll keep the US afloat for the next election cycle>oil goes up throughout 2026>magically goes down right after midtermsYou are retarded.
These power tripping scum are absolutely irresponsible. Hubris off the charts.
>>62865640Investing.com-- South Korea's KOSPI stock index plummeted 8% at the open on Friday, triggering a 20 minute trading halt as markets grappled with a prolonged, deepening rout in artificial intelligence stocks.
>>62865629>-38.65% Today>+7% Overnight>-73.85% Past Month
use case for data centers?
Now that lesbian Democrats are in charge, what should I invest in?
>>62865641Buddy the market was about to slide right as the Iran thing got going. It retard pumped out of nowhere. If you think that was purely market forces you’re a retard.
SON OF A BITCH
>>62865652Iran lost, tranny
fuckAMD404.40-84.38(-17.26%)
>>62865649communal white noise maker
>>62865635I lost 300k during a Dennys breakfast once but this was the first time I've ever come close without leverage (Had a little). Definitely new ground.Im deep in IREN, NBIS, CRDO, ANET so its not great but I cant see this being the end. So just standing by, hoping it either crashes or recovers.
>>62865650Coca-Cola
>>62865656
>>62865648I just want that fag with his 45 put to lose it all tomorrow.
>>62865650Hey you saved my webm! Have another.
>>62865657Embarrassing
>>62865650Let me introduce you to a little something called gay sex.
>>62865646Good, good. Thanks!
>>62865645Data Centers got hammer in the exit polls
>>62865657the absolute state
>>62865649>use case for data centers?urban explorationghost busteringpaintball and airsoftcult headquartersmeth labscannabis farmsprisions
>>62865594>>62865641>>62865657Go back to israel.
>>62865672China won
>>62865658>-17.26%
>>62865665Looks like he is about to get fucked on a Bear Rally.
>>62865649decompiling and open sourcing old video games
you won tranny
>>62865666
>>62865682Fuck yes. Gloating niggers deserve to lose everything.
>>62865624That's the neat part, they wont.
>>62865672why are normies so retarded
>>62865670
>>62865672Absolutely, but every message doesn't need to be spoken on in such a hamfisted manner. There's no way politicians are capable or authorized to deliver on such promises.
>>62865679Wreck your portfolio to pwn da j00s
>>62865672Am I retarded?
>>62865574hes mad lads, hes not going to TACO and save us this time, time to exit all markets.
OOUUUHHHHH It's pumping, we're going to 100%, boys
WOOO SOXL BROS IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP
Hey guys I got to go on the exercise bike. Could you please watch the Nasdaq futures for me? I don't want anything bad to happen to them.
>>62865689Sorry I am in overnight liquidity money markets, if I go so does everytthing you think of as civilisation anyway I feel genuinely sorry for people who lost a lot of money in this. Felt sorry for them in 1999-2000 as well, Irrational exhuberance is a tough lesson.
>>62865699basedyou won tranny
AI baggies are all newfags that don't know Fridays are trend continuation days.
>>62865672normiegroids disgust me
>>62865656>Have over a 100 shares>don't buy a protective putWhy?
>>62865705Yes, a continuation of an upward trend.
>>62865698probably, but that's also a weird chart to read without context
So SPY and QQQ have barely dropped so what fucking dip are people buying? What are you gaining a measly 5% gain at most? Is everyone just full porting SOXL or something? This is nothing. QQQ has multiple -80% drops
>>62865672datacenters were not going to give any value to normies. not sure how would you market them to regular persons.
a korean man just flew over my house crying
>tfw sold my SOXS earlyAlso, thread theme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMfhApQuGW0
just checked discord. SOXL bros we fucking won holy shit
>>62865697Moshe, today I am up 65%. I literally voted for this. Trump branded himself as the AI president, and now he has to own it as the world cheers while his retarded AI bubble pops.
>>62865718Thats good. Mine is hanging from a lamp post.
>>62865714This past week has been a decline, primarily in our neck of the woods (tech). So thats where you buy the dip.
It looks like that was the bottom.
>>62865714
>>62865717>we will obsolete your jobs without any social security safety netHow did the AI techlords think this was going to go with the general public?
>DEMOCRATS ARE HATCHING A PLAN TO REVERSE TRUMP’S CANADA TARIFFS – WSJ
>>62865714>SPY lost over 4%>QQQ lost over 6%First SOXL is just a meme. The majority of anon swing trade it because it does these wild moves... there are serious retards don't get me wrong.SPY and QQQ tend to take days to weeks to reach the same dip. If it has a SOXL tier dump that means a fucking major bank exploded.
I am not retiring tomorrow.Therefore, I bogle.It is that simple.
>>62865721I can tell when someones lying. And this guys lying.
>>62865732bullish
>>62865714>barely droppedwe're almost down to a 6 month lowmight not be as fucked as tech but 40% is
>>62865728Investors would not have supported them as hard if the promise of labor replacement didnt exist.It is just a tech that has no benefits to 90% of people but is really enticing to the average executive.
>>62865732Beyond based. Trump is so retarded he forced the progressives to be pro free trade.
>>62865732The fucks that gonna do?
>>62865737>1PBTIDKeep on samefagging, Moshe.
>>62865705HODL
Didn't the last couple days also have an overnight pump and then proceeded to nigger dump first thing in the morning?
>>62865742“It is just a tech that has no benefits to 90% of people but is really enticing to the average executive.”So…. A repeat of the decade long SAAS boom that made trillions? KEK
if kospi recover below -5%, we are back to bullish market.
>>62865732They really should put the MinMins backThere was no reason to get rid of it.
>>62865732extremely bullish for stocks and usd/eur now lets see them actually do it
>>62865626this too shall pass
APPLE is literally the only stock holding up the indexes at this point, lol would be kino if some based billionaire mega dumped it tho
>>62865750lolsee>>62865752
>>62865737that's chink leaf and he's predicted all 7 trillion of the past 4 market crashes.
>>62865750Yes. AI baggies, when will they learn?
>>62865748Im phoneposting and youre coping.Maybe, we are not so different.
>>62865735>boglehead in 2026Yea can't wait for you to retire at 70 and finally cash out that 1 million and croak the day after, gramps.
>>62865705Correct! That's why my SOXL calls will win me big money.
>>62865742labour saving costs are beneficial to society, its how we moved on from sustinence farming to the modern world.but of course the average normtard will blame tech instead of the way the government and economy isnt rewarding the average joe but a few executives
>>62865765Ok, but what if I do?You gonna be upset if I do that?
haha, how can you lose texas holy shit
You fags do know that Anthropic is gonna start marketing their IPO next week. Thats bound to cause a rally.
>>62865746Believe it or not congress controls tarrifs. You just wouldnt know with a cult in charge.Thats why Trump kept losing in court. Court kept coming back saying congress needs to pass a law but they didnt want responsibility for the clusterfuck abortion that economists have been shiting on since the corn laws of 1870 were rebuked.
Bad news - money was lost biglyGood news. Between dividends and OTM CCs I make like $400 a month :)
>>62865746canadian imports, better relationship, possible removal of retaliatory tariffs and a better relationship = more money in us markets
>>62865728>How did the AI techlords think this was going to go with the general public?They didn'tthey have nothing but contempt for the public
>>62865605>mind sharing some ideas or experiences?nah you'll have to pay for these "ideas" and "experiences"
>>62865594Translation: I was a dumbfuck and put the US economy all into an AI tech bubble and it's the only thing holding it up. This dude really is retarded.
>>62865773bring in enough brownscommie strategy since the 1960s
>>62865756mfw on zoomersThanks bro
>>62865760Tell me more of your headcanon, baggie.
>>62865779Canada is fucking broke you idiot. What money? Yuan? Thats not even their money.Even with tariffs canadas biggest trade partner is AMERICA YOU FOOL
Luddites will literally see SOXL do 10% overnight and not think their positions are about to get raped for doubting us
>>62865750Shhhh, I need time to reload positions before the dump continues
>>62865774meant for here>>62865785
>>62865641>commie SF techbrosThe GOP outspent the Dems for the mid-terms 3 to 1 from techbro donations (although if we're being fair Musk alone threw 500 million into the pile).
KOSPI only down 5%Tomorrow we moon
>>62865787Your response makes it sound like hes right.
>>62865779Gaurenteed removal of retaliatory tariffs, Carneys pro trade.
I can't even tell if the AI baggie posts are satire anymore.
>>62865785Browns literally voted trump into office. If he wasn't acting like such a retard in his second term things would likely be different.
>>62865765People who say shit like this never actually outperform the index. Prove that you outperformed the index this year.
>>62865795I half ported calls. fucking niggercrats
>>62865800nonsense
>>62865800So now EVERYTHING is browns fault? Even voting trump in?This general sure gets weird on crash days.
>>62865714>he thinks this is the bottom
>>62865742Nigger investors and the wealthy are not magical super genius gods, they're literal retards just like you and me. We lived through 2008 and you really think there are genius billionaires?
Should have slurped JEPQ at the 52 week low
>>62865785Then what happened in 2024? This is cope for mongoliodal individuals.
>>62865802Nobody posts portfolio because theyd rather lie anonymously.Never happens.
>>62865772I mean all the investing is focused on datacenter rather than other kind of infrastrucutre or factories that normal people can benefit from.It was going to get shit on because ai isnt creating new jobs in an already bad job market.
the dead cat won't stop bouncing!!!
>>62865785+20% white men is an absolutely awful number for the GOP, Trump was +40% in 2024.
>>62865798
KOSPI GOING TO THE MOON LETS GOO
>>62865810the democats ran a black womananyone else would have woneven Biden
>>62865796Not my problem, baggie. If you want to lose money because of some non sequiturs about how le china bogeyman (???) is betting against you, then go for it. You won't even post here anymore after you blow your port up.
The adults are in control again. Only up from here.
>>62865657>homosex trump posting in /smg/huh, I didn't know the Peter Thiel bots visited this general too kek>>62865782ok, how much you charging?
>>62865790>+10% overnight>-30% during the dayBrilliant trading strategy
Yeah, that was the bottom. Holy shit.
>>62865810I have no idea what hes talking about. Maybe he believes the "obama deported more than trump" bullshit.America has a net negative migration rate this year. Its not browns.
>>62865828did Baggie walk by?
>>62865805BoggleheadPoltardTurd world muttYou are very unpleasant and retarded. Why are you here? You cant have any money.
>>62865821I didnt even say anything inflammatory and youre this mad? Maybe 4chan isnt for you baby boy.
Will you ever get to retire?
>>62865785Hey retard
it was the bottom WAGMI
>>62865827all that is needed to liquidate the 45 Puts faggot tomorrow.
>>62865838Let's be honest. None of use will no matter how much we make.
i'm tired boss
>>62865838yeah i mean all my reits still pumpin dividends as usual
>>62865838Yeah. I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired today too. I'm re-tired.
>>62865836I am sure they have an /smg/ for ESL dumbasses like yourself. I would check there instead of posting here.
>>62865838Yea, but ill never have a cute Pikachu teen girlfriend by the river so does it even matter?
>>62865594I voted independent. We would've crabbed if my side won.
>>62865852It's never too late to live in a van down by the river
all i use AI is to produce porn and fap all day, AI is fucking useless for anything else other than porn, this shit is not worth 100 Trillion valuation. all these nerds who actually believe this shit will save the world and invested their life's savings into AI stocks bout to get BTFO.
>>62865805>So now EVERYTHING is browns fault? I mean in general, yes. That was never real up for discussion. Im talking specifically about the 2024 election. A lot of browns flipped because kamala is unelectable.>>62865838Thats a man.
>>6286559650% of us are fine, 25% are probably fine, 25% are completely fucked
>>62865851>Doesn't get turd worldHahaha. Anyways its called bant newfag. Go check it out, or do the world a favour and kill yourself poorfag.
>>62865837>laughing at retard baggies for acting like retard baggies>"omg ur so mad"Kek post losses, baggie.
>>62865789just because something is true now doesnt mean it will be in 10 years>pic relcanada is your largest oil importer btw
>>62865857
SOXL GODS SOXL GODSOXLGODS70 EOD 70 <------
>>62865864Dont fucking send him there. /bantsmg/ is for the elite not you blue board redditors.
kospi doing well, koreans didn't get margin call. we soon back to profits. friday will be green.
>>62865875It’s just one German guy posting to himself hundreds of times
>>62865857also some guy on /lit/ has been spamming sort of funny dfw memes he made with ai kinda neat but not sure that's worth 40 trillion or whatever
>>62865875If this is just one big ad to send people to bant smg, I'm sorry, but im not german, a jeet, or so explosively gay I'd cut my own dick off.
Good slurp today.
>>62865875will you make a video soon?i need something to look forward to
>>62865875Apologies. Ill push for the suicide for all our sakes.
>Kospi green>Semis green on open>All semi puts are worthless tomorrowSOXL GODS
lol
AI is inevitable. It will surplus your labor. It will improve inefficiencies and it will produce new economic opportunities.We now get day 1 releases of brand new console videogames recompilated and ready to play on PC in 4k resolution. A decade ago this task was impossible.
>>62865772Just because something saves labor doesn't mean it does it cost efficiently. if you're going to the living room to kitchen, walking is typically the best option unless you're a cripple. If you're traveling between cities usually a car or perhaps a train is the most efficient. If you're traveling across the world a place is typically the most efficient. If you want to travel to the moon, a rocket is the most efficient. It'd be insane to market the Saturn V as a labor saving machine best suitable for traversing your suburban home and that's basically what we're doing with LLMs.
you now the funny thing? I haven't lost a single share, they're all still in my account
I sold the picobottom
>>62865881Turkroach is a filter for normalfags >>62865884Its not stay out >>62865886Yes>>62865889Thanks
>Congress Demands Nvidia's Jensen Huang Over His Alleged Chinese Spy Contactthe entire US has been subvertedthe chinese laugh six days to sunday
>>62865895So Goldman is now a day trader?
>>62865899Yep, that's how bagholding works.
>>62865896Was not made with AI fuckwit. Turns out they had a switch 2 emulator already; the switch 2 runs switch 1 OS.
Jesus christ, how new are these baggies?
>>62865908t. guy with puts that are raped tomorrow
>>62865901okay thanksi guess i can persist until then
>>62865901Incredibly gay if you circlejerk when theres already a general.Like mega ultra gay. Dont you have any friends? A job? Even a discord?
>>62865911You were born yesterday.
>>62865914>Dont you have any friends?Yes they are over in /bantsmg/>A jobYes im at work now>discordIm not a tranny, I sleep with trannies.
SPY CHADSASSEMBLE
>>62865904bagholding is comfy, even when you lose, you're still winning
>>62865895It's like watching a blind chimp throw darts at a wall
It’s still down…
>>62865906Switch 2 recomps were not possible without the help of Claude. Go see Mario kart and fire emblem. Claude will inevitably brute force the Zelda recomp
>>62865902>im american just like youevery chinese ever
What is going on, where, and how serious is it?T. Finland
>>62863607anyone check on this full port SOXL put guy??? I think he killed himself
>>62865896Thank fuck I can play this without a Switch 2. Fuck Jewtendo
>>62865939Oh my god, you're so dumb. Please stop posting.
>>62865939SOXL fag?...? you there...? oh well, more for me
>>62865945Holy shit its you isnt it LOOOOL dude im so sorry you're a retard and lost everything. Thanks for the bags, im making 3x tomorrow
>>62865936koreans having a melty againalso the US this time
>>62865940>without a Switch 2I went out and bought one with a pro controller and a few games last night. Was too tired to play after setting up and getting the game downloads started. Too tired again tonight from getting heemed today in the market
>>62865939He turned on us along with MU Anon, whose last long was Oracle.
People have been talking about the yen carry trade unwinding. It's not unwinding. How much longer do we have to wait?
>>62865846this. even if i make 10 million, i will still wage at least 30 hours a week. its human nature to toil
>740I'm going to sleep, and when I wake up, everything will be back to the regular schedule.
>>62865952It's not me. Do you even understand options hours???
Was that it? The whole bubble? Am I supposed to be impressed?
i lost 3 years of runway today
>>62865965Do you? his puts end tomorrow. It's not hitting 40 or anywhere near ever again
>>62865838No I'm fairly sure I'll die first. Not because of the absolute state. There are some health problems cropping up that make me very skeptical about my genetics going in to middle age here.
When the fuck is it getting back to 780? I’m going to rip my eyes out
>>62865971the off-balance sheet debt hasn't even imploded yet
>>62865978Okay. Implode it then.>unrelated picture
>>62865973Options on LETFs are pretty degenerate, but I'd say there's a solid chance he makes it. Nobody is going to want to hold over the weekend when the trend is down and Trump is about nuke Iran.
>>62865988you're ignoring all the apes going all in. AI isnt for weak luddites, it will boom tomorrow.
>>62865962Disgusting.
>>62865962based i mean i like hanging out the office and bullshitting all day. plus when i'm at work i end up reading every article in the wsj every day but if i were at home i'd just be wacking off all day or playing overwatch.
>>62865991>all the apes going all inJesus fucking christ, get off my board.
>just bought 100k ETFs last weekmy portfolio dropped 12k yesterday. was at 300k a month ago, now 283k.
>>62865999lmao you're totally the fucking puts guy. Thanks for the money
kospi is up bros
>>62866005Go back to plebbit where you belong.
>>62866004I dont understand why you richfag posters bothering gambling when you could just park your money in dividend stocks or REITs and get a nice chunk of change every quarter.
>>62866008
>>62866008And just like that, stocks went up forever and bobos were heemed and sad forever. The end.
>>62866010You. Lost. Tranny.
>>62866014I dont think you understand, I just want that singular faggot to lose it all for bragging here . as long as it doesnt hit 40 tomorrow I'm happy
>>62866012VOO, VEA etc isnt gambling
>>62866012bruh i mean schd, vig, and vfva are etfs, he didnt' say it was degenerate leverage shit
>>62866008>>62866014thats actually crazy. kospi almost recovered the entire drop what the fuck is going on
>>62865594Yep, trump is a master of marketsThat's why trumpcoin and melaniacoin were such revolutionary financial instruments to improve the lives of americans
bought 150k of TQQQ and 100K of TSLL at market close
dem gooks doin a lil sumthin on the intraday
>>62866012>300k>rich
>>62866015A plebbitor AND a migger. Absolutely disgusting.
See you guys Monday, I'm going to play some video games while this all blows over
>>62866029Yeah but my calls are printing. So...
So what's with all these SOXL holders screaming they're GMI? Are these new baggies that bought at $75 after seeing the 75%+ drop from $300 and not realizing it can in fact go lower?I'm gonna need a very big pump to even breakeven at this point.>>62865838I don't think so anymore ;_;>>62865974>There are some health problems cropping up that make me very skeptical about my genetics going in to middle age here.Same.
>>62865936Ana is so hot in thisDaniel did nothing wrong
Is it wrong to laugh at people losing money?
>>62866035I bought at 40. I'm eating fucking good tomorrow
CASHgODS, What's the play?
>>62866033The options market is closed. If you've been in calls this whole time you would have lost everything. I doubt you're even 18.
uh mister kevou gonna fix thisrite?
>>62866037Depends.When it's someone making bad decisions? No.When it's the entire global economy? Yes.
>>62866025Nice
idk man i don't think i can pull the trigger on any slurps it feels like there'd a lot of room to drop more, maybe not on semis but i mean when coreweave collapses or anthropic pulls their ipo etc.
>>62866028Anything 6 figs and above of disposable gambling money is richfag status. You forget that a big chunk of this general consists of NEETs gambling with good boy points trying to make enough to love out so they dont have to live with their mom's boyfriend anymore.
>>62866044Yea, I've set some targets that if they hit, great ill buy some leverage. If it recovers, thats also great. Im done buying dips.
>>62865805Browns are barely sentient
>>62866044>>62866055DCA on the way down, leverage on the way up.
I still don't really understand this market. Why was it extremely green in the wake of the blue wave, and then extremely red the next day? What happened in the interim? I understand there's an AI sell off because dems might impose restrictions to AI data centers, but then why was Wednesday so green?>>62866052Where in my post did I say my investment was with disposable gambling money? I have no assets, just 300k (now 283k)
>>62866052300k isnt "nothing" but its easily achievable if you dont spend money like a retard and you work a STEMcel job for like ~5 years and make moderate gains trading on the side
>>62866008>mfw Koreans of all people saved the AI trade
>>62866061Im all about the dca leverage on the way down.
>>62866064God bless them for real. I'm making so much now. Stupid luddites
>>62866061If you DCA'ed into the dotcom pop you would have gone broke.
Hope this overnight is more than exit liquidity. He he ha ha ho ho
>>62866063>me watching my stocks move
>>62866071It is. It's a straight moonshot.
>>62866062the meltdown started last week when coreweave bonds hit 15% oh and openai didn't raise their full funding round, the election was just bad timing
>mfw looking at my portfoliohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/7ywr884PId8
>>62863607>>62863607>>62863607everyone pray for this guys 45 Put
>>62866068ya imagine dcaing all the way down on va linux or some shit
my husband and i really want to try for our first child in 2027 and i have $8k saved up, i have about 30k across an IRA/401k/random investments and a college fund of about 80k and am on a state pension at my current job. our expenses are incredibly low because we live with family but we make about 70k combined. any advice on getting more into savings? i want to keep investing. considering taking some out of the college fund to max out my IRA. any stocks i could put a few hundred in to make a little extra cash for savings? is 8k enough to have our baby with if we don’t have to worry about rent? we live right next to my parents so i know they’d help out and my job has a good maternity leave policy and good healthcare.
>>62866062I dont know if its leverage, AI, or the internet but everything happens all at once now. Ive never seen rotations this hard and fast before.Still remember how a single tweet from a literal who moved the market a trillion on the liberation dip. I swear things are even worse now.
>>62866083u married a guy who lives with his mom lmao
>>62865574someone is going to giga dump, this shit today was just the warm-up
>>62866083Post boobies
You said my portfolio was going to drop 1% a day for the next hundred days not 20% a day wtf you niggers lied to me
>>62866088>believing goymarketdude your SOXL puts are fucking gone
>>62866088let's fucking gooooo
>>62866062If you have $300k liquid that you are throwing into the market than it isnt money you need for bills, hence gambling money.>>62866063Is argue it WAS easily attainable if you had your shit in order before inflation killed everyone. But yes being a STEM austist helps although most of you will be out of a job in the next 10 years and will shoveling shit with me for a living
>>62866083Dress the kid in skimpy clothes and post family vlogs on tiktok, that should bring in a few extra bucks.
>>62866083Realtalk don't risk the money you need in the short term to pay for maternity bills and rent in the market. SGOV or VGSH. Stocks are for growing money you need decades from now, not money you need next year.
>>62866081underage
>>62866090why not both? don't worry it's still gonna drop 1% a day for 100 days too
this one pink ID is retarded or something
>>62866083Sharpie in pooper with time stamp and be quick about it.
>>62863607>>62863607>>62863607KKKEKEKEKEK
>>62865838I actually had almost enough before the last few weeks of shit takimg every single day. Almoat enough to buy a house and support our 4 kids with generational wealth without working ever again. Now I can barely buy the house, and I'll have to work forever. Fucks sake
>>62866108Kek. This nigger 4chans. Rest of you disgust me. Though im sure its a troll post.
>>62866087no we live in my grandpas house who moved in with my parents and it was just sitting empty. my mom is his full time caretaker so it’s actually a help for us to be around and lend a hand when she needs and just hang out with him and my parents. truly very blessed and grateful for my situation and the only thing i truly yearn at this point is starting our own family
oh shit atlassian got smoked 16% after hours? i didn't even notice lol
GOOKS ARE SLURPIN!
>>62866068I'm in SPYM, SCHD, and FNDX :)
damnit man fuel and aluminum cost squeezed monsters margins, still up for the year, but down more than 5% bummer
>>62866115girls post here?
>>62866116>you call got that dip! Lisa did -17% after a double earnings beat!
>>62866039sit back and collect SWVXX interest until February for me then buy some dividend stocks at higher div yields.will slurp XOM if it goes under 150
>>62866114it’s not a troll post but i know “there are no women on the internet” yada yada. i will ignore the “post hole” comments because i am a married woman and not a retard. i only ask because one time the CFO at my former company told me one random penny stock to buy and it 15x so id love to have that happen again. apparently a 70 year old financial advisor has better advice than /biz, who would have figured. i actually bought a share because the ticker was close to my husbands name and it doubled so maybe i’ll just keep doing that
lyft is down 10% too? holy shit everything is getting slaughtered lol
>>62866126Lots
>>62866126women with turbo online autistic older brothers do
>>62866083Since you admitted that you are women, you probably won't get any good advice here. Consider going to reddit, unironcally. or you can ask chatgpt too, its litreally hard wired to give you the safest investing advice ever. I would recommend that you invest in the stablest shit out. Become buffett, instead of investing in AI or tech stocks.
>>62866126hi handsome
>>62866136Eh, looks girly enough..
>>62866108I was there for the original. Fuck I'm old.
>LOWEST FED REPO IN FIVE YEARS >ONLY 1 (ONE) BANK SUBMITTED FUNDS
>>62866140buffet one of the most beast to ever do it, hate at ur own risk
>>62866131Put all your cash into soxl right now and enjoy the 10x be eony babe
>>62866140i have my “safe” stuff/the pension but i do own shares of gamestop in computer share if that tells you anything about my experiments in investing. we’re going to really cut back frivolous expenses which will get us to 10k in savings by the end of the year, but i was curious if anyone else had invested with short term gains in mind. i guess no one can predict the future. but that one random uranium mining stock did wonders for my portfolio and i’d love to do something like that again.
shits fuckedhow bad is it?soxl is outside the range of its options
>>62866131Tell your bull to quit buying switch games for your husband and invest it instead.
>>62866140so just keep S&P 500? i do acorns roundups but who even knows what that’s spread across
>>62866153> i do own shares of gamestop in computershareKek abort abort it's a trannie!
>>62866165>gamestop>uraniumThey almost had me. Quality troll.
>>62866131Bogglehead is pure faggotry but it is the answer. Id go SSO for Pic related but most cant grasp the genius or handle the volatility.There is no secret stock pick. Most people here are poorer than you and even myself with 5m and an economics degree from a top university are just picking at straws. I put a 100k into Gayhorse, already down 33k.So sorry, your not hoing to get some secret stock that will 10x. 80% Bogglehead faggotry well listening to your based 70 yrold boss for the other 10% is the actually answer.That or full port into gayhorse with me.
>>62866151This. SOXL is free money tomorrow and you can refer back to this and cry if you dont buy
Thread is ruined now.
>>62866131>i actually bought a share because the ticker was close to my husbands name and it doubled so maybe i’ll just keep doing thatbased trollanon
>>62866176yeah man what the fuck is this shit
>>62866158we both want a switch 2 but know it’s financially irresponsible. my husband doesn’t really game, but we play SSBU together at least 3x a week together because he loves it. i’m a terry main. he also told me he won’t keep buying eggs if i keep feeding them to the crows, i gave them three the other day and he drew the line that i have to buy my own crow eggs. unironically bird food is one of my bigger expenses it’s like that dril tweet where i spend like $100/mo on seeds and nuts and eggs. is there a fertilizer stock that would be good? i heard on the AM radio that there will be huge food shortages next year and the stockpiles are running dry. i’m going to make a compost bin
>>62866153>anyone else had invested with short term gains in mind.Everyone here is a gambler, a lot of anons here lost 39% on SOXL today. My portoflio is mostly made up of Nvidia, Western digital and Lam research, which also got raped today. So, I don't know what to tell you. There really isn't a magical strategy which will guarantee you a good return in the short term, you have to take the risk of being down 2k if you wanna be up 1k. Simple as..
>>62866151i’m believing you and putting 50 on this rn please don’t be lying
>>62865670Yeah, I messed around with gay sex. Made a little bit of money even. But I kept at it and lost most of it. I'm not gonna try gay sex again...well unless the CDC starts talking about it spreading again. It's hard for me to not trade gay sex when it's a sure thing that it will pump.
>>62866154it's pretty fucking bad.
>>62866184put 50 on this dick bish
>>62866167is uranium a meme? it’s UEC that i bought in 2020 and its up 108% for me. i really regret not buying more. my husband has 0 investments so its kind of on me to get us thru the golden years at least rn. i expect him to out earn me when he gets his CPA
>>62866154I mean not for long, soxl will be back to 50 tomorrow
>>62866199Weirdest fucking market
>>62866198Uranium will never be a thing. This has been a meme for a decade.
GLOBAL HEEMING
>>62866156 rape
>>62866204its like this dump was purely to hunt stop losses and get cheap shares from shaky hands
>>62866199wtf it’s not a stock idk what a bull 3x etf is
>>62865574I made this.>>6286615662866156>>6286615662866156
>>62865896>AI is inevitable. It will surplus your labor. >dude this thing is going to cost you your job no matter what bend over and take the rape>the same people wondering wtf why are normies turning against aido aikeks have zero self reflection skills?
>>62866217Good job anon
>>62866213I used to hate this theory. That anyone could manipulate a 52 trillion dollars venture. After what Citadel did to my boy Aschenbrenner out in the open with zero repercussions. I believe it now.
>>62865785Indians were only D+10?
>>62866214>give 1 dollar to fund jew>bank jew loans him 2 dolla>fund jew buys some stock for you>stock goes up 1% you get 3%>stock goes down 30% you liquidate and lose everythinggg
