NO LUDDITE ZONE>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62866156
NO LUDDITE ZONE.DIAMOND HANDS ZONE.SOXL BULLS UNITED FOREVER.https://youtu.be/GO517hkrKaU
my healthcare things are doing just fine. Why did you trust the evil ai gays?
>>62867128Pharma is the worst 'flavour' of stock with defense.At least AI is new and refreshing and semiconductors are cool.
>>62867128im an oil man
Thank you for baking a proper thread
>>62867118It's all crashing to the ground and going up in flames. There will be nothing left to lose very soon!
>>62867118Two options here> it dead cat bounces backcrab for another month or so then reroll> it goes down today toowe hit circuit breakersdepending what the fed does after that, it's either a crisis that will make '29 look like a nice walk in the park, or total hyperinflation and goodbye to any resemblance of a free market economyeither way it's gonna be fun and I'm waiting at the end of the drop with my huge bag of cash they will most definitely need a happening in between. Expect major fuckery. They've had their cyberpandemic ready for a while now, so that's the most obvious play.
TOTAL MARKET ANNIHILATION
>>62867143Same, my oil stocks are doing wellWhich means democrats won't stop the shitshow in Iran I guess
>>62867154>TOTAL MARKET ANNIHILATIONdon’t threaten me with a good time
>he bought the mania phase of the meme chartkek
Green?
>>62867160I willingly bought at the current fair market price.
>>62867031go here recycle this one later
Intel will go below $40 so that all gains for the year are gone. There is no way for Intel to maintain any 2026 gains in the current environment.
>>62867171no smg in title no go
so this is what being rugpulled and raped feels like
>>62867163That was unironically the bottom. It's really rare for violent drops like that to keep going, and it's retarded to hope for what, 20% more, when it got destroyed that hard already.
>>62867159Hey bb! Got any big plans for the weekend? Any new whores?
OH MY LE HECKIN SOIENCE IS THAT A HECKIN LITTLE DUMPERINO?!?!?!? AAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL SEL WLEM SELEN SLEL
>>62867199AAAAAAA FUUUUCK IT WENT DOWN 1% I'D BETTER DUMP IT AT A 10% LOSS BECAUSE I'M AN IRRATIONAL JITTERY FAGGOT THAT WILL BE POOR FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE DUMP IT ALL DUMP IT WHILE IN THE RED DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP AND FUCK OVER EVERYONE'S EARNINGS FOR THE YEAR AND STAY POOR FOREVER BECAUSE A MEAN TWEET SCARED ME!!!!!!
>>62867193uh oh stinky
>I was too greedy and my tsm order in taiwan didn't trigger>Already up
So, not much happened in Korea and Europe is also quiet. It's the pain over? Only up from here? Be honest with me
EU markets are already slurping this dip big time. Guess this wasn't the start of a big crash after all but just part of the regular midterms correction.
>FUTURES NEON GREENWAGMI BROSKIS.
>>62867247>>62867249no man, the fundamentals havent changedai companies are unprofitable zombie companies relying on debt, and during times when rates are only going up, they just wont work.they sell a glass of lemonade at a loss. it doesnt matter if you sell a lot of lemonade - their business model just isnt working, and they had a couple of years to prove people otherwise, and they cant. all they do is burn money
>>62867255The EU versions of SOXX and S M H are already up 5.4%. Clearly the market has decides yesterday's AI sell-off was irrational and is buying back in. Especially since many democrats already clarified their stance on AI datacenters and that all existing greenlit datacenters will move ahead as planned.
>>62867255>debtIREN earnings show that you're wrong. CRWV is the issue, not AI in general. NBIS earnings next week will be further proof that AI is already profitable and we'll pump harder from there.
Dear doctors and engineers,I have a question for you.A suggestion to ask.If I had a sum to invest in a World ETF, should I wait few more day or take this dip?
>Yes. Your bearish thesis about the AI trade was remarkably well timed. November 5, 2026, produced exactly the kind of broad technology selloff you were anticipating when you asked about buying puts on October 31.It hurtsI had a hectic day at work on Monday and dead ass forgot to buy the puts
>>62867277the market is already neon green and SOXX is up 6%. Let's be real here, you wouldn't have sold your puts exactly at the bottom yesterday, you'd have waited and gotten greedy, thinking this was just the beginning of the sell-off. So half of your gains would be already gone anyway.
This crash reminds me of liberation day crash.This time it's actually the end? Or was it last time? It's different this time?I remember it was only a couple years ago Nvidia was in a 70% draw down.
>System outage hits Japanese credit unions halting ATM, deposit, withdrawal and transfer servicesWhat the fuck is this, Paraguay had some shit go down too
>>62867270Get in now.Lump sum in.Hold 10% cash.If it crashes deeper than 20%, go all in.
You’re all being too optimistic. 0.4% green doesn’t mean shit after nearly 5% red. Get optimistic once that V hits and you break even and then get fucked into the red by panicunts for the umpteenth making you wonder why you even bother.
Chances we get a full V shaped reversal today on SPX to back above yesterday’s open?
I got scared and sold some options that i shouldn't have. had to rebuy them 30 min's later at a higher price. down 500 bucks. t. euro
>>62867296>>62867270And don't get greedy,that's how you miss the chance to catch a good deal. Just jump in. Maybe it goes lower, but it doesn't matter.QQQ could be up 10% at monday open,and you lost your chance to get a good deal.
>>62867300>>62867216
>>62867298NVIDIA is already back up 4%It's a reversal
I bought the generational NVDA bottom, bear genocide is coming.
We shall dump again before reaching your buy in price
Or it could be a dead cat bounce, because whos buying now? Euros probably le slurping
>>62867319>generational bottomApril this year was lower, what are you talking about?
So which one of you retards bought puts tomorrow at close?
>>62867327Its just how we talk unc.
Jim Cramer said the stock market is going to boom.
>>62867329I bought overnight 0DTE calls and if we reverse back to yesterday’s open I make back all my losses over the past month. Let’s fucking get it.
>>62867335Good call, that was the bottom
LET’S GO BABY ONE TIME
>>62867304>kicking people who are hurtingkys, nig.
Should I buy SP500 now or wait longer
>>62867348God bless. I don't have the money to spare to hit the slots. But i'm hitting the slots.
>>62867315I’d like to believe you’re right, but this crab market hasn’t given me any reason to trust any gain. We haven’t had a single bullish day for at least a month that didn’t end up dipping after the initial pump. If we can have a solid 24 hour pump or a pump so big a dip doesn’t matter, then I’ll trust it but for now it’s just another bounce on the way down.
>>62867355Built for it.
>>62867356im gonna give you one tip, don't use more money then you are willing to lose.
IREN is UP pre-market 18%+
>>62867355Silence panicnigger koreaboo, cut your losses now instead of shitting up my board with your tales of how you’re speedrunning bankruptcy at everyone else’s expense. Hope you lose even more you spiritually brown faggot
I don't want to influence anyone here, but if i lost almost $300k in a month I would probably kill myself. That's the difference between being a NEET for 15 years and being homeless.
>>62867365>completely reversed yesterdayWell now
>>62867356I don’t know..I bought Nasdaq 100 yesterday when it was -5% but it ended -6%SP also -4% downIt was a pretty hard dump. I have no idea what happens next. But I’m not selling, I can just hold.
>>62867362But I thought I'm going to win
ONE TIME
/v/ tourist hereCan anyone tell me if there appears to be a correlation between Take Two and Nvidia/AI stocks going up/down at the same time? Obviously, Take Two has a big game coming up, but I would assume the market has already accounted for that. AI/big tech is crashing, meanwhile T2's graph looks nearly 1 for 1 the same in opposite direction.Notably GTA VI doesn't use generative AI and T2 CEO Strauss Zelnick is saying "AI won't make creating hits any easier". Elon Musk posted his flying car video on the same day when GTA VI Launch Trailer was released. When GTA VI was first announced 3 years ago Elon was quick to reply he won't be playing it "because he couldn't see himself killing police officers" in the opening mission, possibly trying to sway the public opinion in a certain direction.Is it truly GTA VI vs AI right now? Are AI companies doing everything in their power to make sure this game fails?
>>62867365NBIS will follow, back to $170 next week Friday. Their earnings will look better than IREN.
>>62867365sweet, now i'm only down 29% on it
>>62867371>(omg did I really just say that?)This nigga is banished from pusy.
>>62867380No, but also, you aren't getting cheaper ram, you are however getting more expensive gas.
>>62867380Possibly>ai is gonna crash>gpus are gonna be cheap>gaming stocks are up
>>62867385It goes deeper than that. Most of you are newfags and don't know the lore of this general. The trial and error on the path of trying to make it. Most of you don't even remember CLFtranny. Literal rags to riches to rags story.
>>62867388Don't give him hope anon
>>62867390I remember that guy
>>62867394It's been burned into my memory.
>>62867380>because he couldn't see himself killing police officersWhat a fag kek. Pigs deserve it.>>62867387RAM and storage prices will definitely come down eventually once, SNDK earnings report proved this imo. But aren´t AMD GPUs already cheap?
You vill get dump today. You have been warned
>>62867383>down on IRENnigga why did u buy a neocloud? Its been known for years its the stinkiest part of this whole AI thing
>>62867397They're most likely going to offload said Ram and Storage to china and other markets. Huang? the Nvidia guy can't recall his name properly, was already making allusions towards that if it where to happen.
>>62867303Yes the volatility is already lowering, this means that the dip is more or less finished... Maybe I'll wait 3 hours after the opening of today. If it goes down I wait, if it gives signals of the end of the dip I do the 10% cash strategy
CCOI is down 30% yesterday as they provide no clarity on refinancing their 700mm debt.It's being priced as if it's going bankrupt. Stock is down 95% in two years and 81% this year.However, David Schaeffer is a genius who is going to get that debt refinanced. He played hard before in the dot com crash, wiping out debt and buying bankrupt competitors.He got the Sprint network of T-Mobile for $1.He has a 10% stake in Cogent. He has a top tier loophole finding law firm and Evercore negotiating the refinancing, currently in talks with multiple entities.They WILL make the current debt very unattractive, and they WILL get a favorable rate.All of this will be done before June 2027.FOSL did something similar recently and it went up 1000% after.CCOI can easily drop another 50% but it's an absolute buy when they finally announce their refinancing deal. You should bookmark it.
Holy fuck the AI trade is so back already. Check the premarket. It's pretty much completely reversed the dump
>>62867390What's the name of this adult content actress?
>>62867397>But aren´t AMD GPUs already cheap?relatively
>>62867157>>62867143My oil stocks are down 25% wtf barons you ROBBED me
>>62867388You're right, it seems to be wider than GTA VI. Tencent/Ubisoft/CDPR/gaming are surging as well. I still think AI companies are rooting for anything not made with Gen AI to fail
A lot of you are new and don't know how to invest properly. It's ok. I forgive you and will teach you how to do this shit right. I was gone for a long time but I had to do it to let the jannies know that this my general, not theirs. I'll be making a video this weekend. There is a lot to cover and a lot of wisdom that needs to be shared to help you chuds survive this bear market. Don't worry. Daddy's home.
>>62867298Kek yeah. I've been wrecked so many times.>overnight: mumus immediately in huge euphoria over a +5% after a -20% day>crabs down -1%>overnight: mumus once again in euphoria but this time over a +2%I'm getting real tired holding because I judged wrong, I thought most people had sold by now and thus the bottom was in and I win by simply outholding the easiest to panic sell. But I'm wrong, it seems the majority of people are diamond handing this shit straight to 0 and I should have fucking sold months ago AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!I should've stuck with my old strategy......panic fucking sell at the slightest hint of a downtrend.>>62867288NTA but I already sold my puts. My only regret was not going all in. I'd have made $100k+. Alas that is no longer an option, premiums are now expensive on the bearish side, it was only bullish side that was expensive for months on end prior to today. Now both bullish and bearish options have rip off tier premiums.
>>62867432Generic latina ho #9438
>>62867433So why not get those? Never got why those fags are always crying about the 5090. 5090 is not going to come down regardless of what happens to AI because its basically a discontinued product.
Shall be buying the NVDA, SKHY and NBIS dips #believe
>buy the di- ACK!Watch it crash and burn.
If Americans won't build datacenters, the data centers will be built literally anywhere else.The "bubble" isn't stopping or slowing downYou will never buy your gay little nvidia 6000 gpuseethe /v/irgins.
>>62867442>emo>pinkWhat have the kids done to my legacy. This is worse than scene kids
quick! tell me your NFP forecast, fellow smiggers!
>>62867450Then you just buy the next dip for even better prices. Who cares what happens in the short term when there is a literal 100% chance of you making money in the next 12 months if you just go long SPY?
>>62867253The thing is that AI is a bubble that's been severely overleveraged and overvalued for the longest fucking time. It can remain an important tech and the stocks can still tank at the same time. Both can be true. If you wanna buy the dip, look for companies that are more than pure play AI slop. There are no guarantees that they'll ever see numbers from months ago again. For instance, if you want some AI exposure, Google is still a good pick.
>>62867291Well if it really is the bottom it usually hangs around there for a few weeks. At least in 2020 and 2025 that's what happened.>>62867293I've been noticing a lot of weird online behavior from websites lately too. It's weird isn't it.>>62867371Ugh don't remind me, I lost around 4 years of neetdom. It makes me wonder what kinda gambles these people took when they were at a networth that'd allow a person to make easy money if they simply time the market. Don't even have to time the pico bottom simply wait for a time where stocks are falling and valuations seem reasonable.
"the market is going down because supply *isn't* expanding"Damn I love luddite bear arguments "oh micron is cyclical because they invest TOO MUCH into supply, causing the prices to deflate, but investing nothing into supply is also bad"A real "tails I win, heads I also win" argument. Circular logic, one might say.
>>62867444Looks white to me.
>>62867461>longing spySure, that's true. If you meant buying the entire index you're guaranteed returns. I was referring to individual companies. My bad.
>he sold
I-it's all now priced in, r-right?
>>62867447because /v/tards are the actual broke 30yo neet stereotype and 4000 bucks 'discounted' is still mad money to them.
sent from my NVIDIA RTX 5090
>>62867447/v/fags will cry about >muh dlss>muh rt>muh broken amd driversand buy nvidia insteadbrand loyalty
What's on the agenda today? Are we in for a rebound or more ass rape?
I have TSX options on Wealthsimple now.Democrats apparently wanna drop tariffs on Canada so maybe I'll use it to goooomble on Canadian lumber or steel
>>62867462Nvidia is trading at a fucking 13 forward P/E. Micron's P/E is in the single digits. Nvidia's forward P/E is now lower than the P/E ratio of the S&P500. You don't seem to understand just how far away we are from an actual bubble. Back during the dotcom bubble, the bubble companies had P/E ratios in the triple digits.
>>62867477I bought more semis and if it drops again I plan to buy more. As a professional knife catcher that must mean we're still far from the bottom, I'm sorry Anon.
>>62867457>>62867463I will guide you back to the light. There are only two types of men in the world. Those that sleep with trannies, and those that are trannies
>>62867470probably>>62862355
yesterday was the bottom? i still have cash to spend damn it.
>>62867477Nothing but eternal ass rape forever. It's been crabbing for almost 24 hours, but just wait for the sun to come up and America's dumbest retards will start dumping while in the negative again.
>>62867477More ass rape. I told you yesterday the fake futures would be +1.4% or so. And then the dump would continue, because the liberation day crash and yesterday's proved we are in a controled crash situation. Algos hedge the shit out of the circuits breaker to make sure to not trigger them. And then it continues the next day. Until it doesn't. Last time a particular truthpost helped.
>>62867491>yesterday was the bottom
>>62867483Yesterday I was told how the VIX was completely normal and that nothing was happening. I guess I must've imagined it all.
>>62867477get this bread
>>62867247Nah, we're going to dump again today. No one likes holding over the weekend during a bloodbath, rational or not.
Im so tired of these gay fake orchestrated dumps that are only there so the rich can buy at discount and it just pumps next dayFucking crash for real so I can start investing again already
>>62867410you're not going to get a signal that the correction is done in one dayjust not happening.today could be great,and QQQ goes up 5%but it could just as easily be a dead cat bounce instead of a recovery.
>>62867499I know EU markets are fairly low volume compared to US markets, but there is no possible situation where semis go up 6% and the Nasdaq goes up 3% during EU trading hours and it ends in a red day during US hours. Unless of course there is a new catalyst for a sell-off during US hours, but what could that be outside of the continuation of the Iran war, which is almost certainly not going to happen today either?
>nigvidia and tsmc both pumping premarketfuck i hardly bought it the dip
hug your local hedge fund manager.
>>62867514spcx too.
GAW bros, will we ever get to cum again?
>>62867486>There are only two types of men in the world. Those that sleep with trannies, and those that are tranniesFor me, it's prime Bailey Jay. Mr Rocker you still employed? I see you and Scoops posting all night. I hope you still have jobs. I partially retired this year but need something part time to cover medical and dental insurance. Job market looks gloomy. I'll probably be the highest net worth Walmart cashier in the US.
>>62867333Exit liquidity hunting, just check these fags pissing themseves how fucking deeply green and moonlambo, ez scalp.
There could be a Kospi spillover fear effect combined with negative NFP numbers that plunge us deeper into the red.
>>62867485Sums it up perfectly. It’s possible I have to wait for years for my buys to be in the green, but so be it (arguably peak insanity is peak buying oppprtunity though but is it peak insanity yet.. maybe not)
>>62867530>Bailey JayAnon I read your whole post but I cannot ignore the fap bomb you just dropped on me. Me and scoopsies have never been more close on a emotional level and a physically sexual level. You have no idea how happy it made me that you would even inquire about something so niche.
>>62867358the dude in this tiktok was arrested for texting weird shit to minors. Also I believe its to early to buy myself in. I believe we soon get another -4% spy day.
>>62867530health insurance exchanges are still subsidized in some states based on your income (not assets). if need be you can take advantage of these programs as long as you keep your income (dividends) low.
which one of you niggerfaggots managed to buy the IREN bottom yesterdayIm seething right now
SOXL SISTERS WE ARE SO BACK
>>62867540I've spent the last 10 years trying to get scoopsies to transition, and each year has been a failure. You zoomers don't understand what it truly means to be dedicated. He is the love of my life. He is the blackest nigger i've ever met in my entire life. He makes vanta black look like a highlighter. I don't shit on your life's work. Don't shit on mine.
I feel so bad for SOXL baggies.https://youtu.be/sXKkeFUvgTM?si=iilX9OmVtEsZyzaT
Bitcoin is getting fucked!
>>62867553I don't.
>>62867554it's alrightinvestors are selling to buy the dip in real assetsthis is good
>>62867561>75k rejected >This is good
>>62867356I already sold my VOO at yesterday’s dump. It will gap down even more and unless democrats come out unified and state they will not nuke the AI investments it’s literally over. We might see the longest bear market in modern history. My advice is get out while you still can.
>>62867564Aww fuck meant to write 76 not 75
>>62867565well they already did that so we should be in for a good relief rallytexas governor at least
>>62867553do you happen to know how this was genned? i loved that painterly style.
AI was just a fancy Bonzibuddy all along
last time leopold got liquidated neocloads went up 30-50% in a single day. Today they are already up ~15% again. Its repeating
>>62867543Thanks. I already looked into my state's medicaid program. My divvies put me way over that income level. But healthcare marketplace has relatively cheap plans. I still probably need to find an easy part time job. Extra booze money can't hurt.
>>62867571Put on a cute dress and talk sweet to me and i'll tell you everything you want to know.
how does the dip feel to you guys?because outside america seems like people might legit jump off buildings with 3.5T global market loss
>>62867565data centers will be build. maybe not in america but in countries like india where they dont give a fuck about the environment but they will be build no matter what.
>>62867565>hey will not nuke the AI investments it’s literally over.They wont, its just populist slop, we´ve had Trump for 10 years and niggas still fall for populists talking, all they do is fucking talk.
>>62867579it will go back up
>>62867579since i'm not part of the monied class, i find it amusing. if voting in democrats causes nearly a year of gains to get wiped out, the stock market is obviously fake and gay.
>>62867565>I already sold my VOO at yesterday’s dumpHAHAHAHHAHAA
Hims needs to understand what they offer:A way to get basic meds without interacting with the spic-nig cycle.I would never have been able to kill my soul with lexapro or save my hairline with finasteride if I had to actually follow up with some retard psych or even worse, wait in line at a pharmacy.Getting that shit delivered right to your mailbox is a godsend, absolutely worth paying out of pocket for
>>62867579eu cuck here. been long enough in the game to not care. I am unironically hoping for 1-2 more days like we had yesterday before I deploy my cash reserves. I have at least 20 more years in the stock market, dont really care about how the market looks right now that far away from the future.
>>62867579eh, it really only wipes out the guys on leverage, Im up 35% this year, this dump changed that by 2%, who cares
>>62867565>I already sold my VOO at yesterday’s dump.Oh no, why would you do that to yourself
>>62867579life goes on
>>62867573did he really blow up again?
>>62867592>fat pills>hair pills>dick pillsi'm so glad i don't need any of that shit lmao
>>62867593This time it’s different. The United states isn’t as strong as it was and the entire foundation of the country is crumbling. Look who’s taking over bud….look at how much they hate America. This is what happens when you allow socialist vermin to run rampant and turn your back on your most trusted allies just to score brownie points with ragheads.
This drawdowns are really good for giving your hearth a good workout.
>>62867603what did trump and the republicans do for us? use real numbers please.
>SOXL +16%
>tfw when radical left lunatics crash the market
>>62867607Easy.
>>62867606That's the real dick kicker. For them.>Name the shit Trump actually did don't tell me magic made up bullshit.
>>62867593same other than the eurocuck part
>>62867565I refuse to believe that people investing in VOO are trying to time the market
>>62867588>They just want to take profits!Retail investors are so fucked lmao
>>62867606destroy global trade thanks to tariffs, help out israel by starting a new sandnigger war. I say that as someone who probably would have voted for him.
>>62867620
imagine if liberation day never happened we’d truely be in the golden age
Its nigger friday right? It will still dump right? I wanna buy but im afraid
>>62867579I'm outside the US. I'm down >40k but I made 500 bucks from some swaps today (Friday). Market will go back up eventually. Nothing ever happens
>>62867603everytime it's supposed to be different, it always plays the same
>>62867626The market will dump and stay stagnant for over a decade.
>>6286757990% of my money is in VVSM and 10% in CL2.PA. Been a rough month but as a true gambling europoor I'm still up around 80% YTD
>>62867630cheapies for a decade.
>>62867625>I wanna buy but im afraidso come up with a plan in advance. base it on market drawdown %s and the amounts you plan to invest at those points. it won't be perfect but that's to be expected, you just need to be able to live with it. take the emotion out of it.
>>62867606>lost me 12% in the usd/eur dump while my money was locked>liberated his fans of 75% of their money with a shitcoin to give them the real bootstraps experience>doubled oil bags and made the entire worlds gas prices skyrocketa true artist
gm options marketi want to know did how and when you do breakfastdid anything changedwhat works and what doesn'tdo goodthanks you
We are fucking pumping
I am still losing money on SNXX>anon almost timed The Bottom™ editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>nvidia forward PE 12>walshart forward PE 40CLOWNMARKET
SNDK back to $900 already. I'm thinking we're back.
I think we're going to have a bear market for two years.The way things are going, dems are going to have the presidency, >60 seats in the senate and a comfortable majority in the house after 2028
shiet I bought into IREN at $27 since I thought the last niggerdump was the bottomdidnt expect the last 2 days to be so bad for tech
>>62867458Marida, nice.
Is there news, or just a retard pump?
>>62867647we're so backai will save the planet
>>62867647Retards sold yesterday. Smart guys are buying.
>>62867647News is that you write like a fag, your shits all retarded, and basically that was the bottom.
>>62867647news is that leveraged retards got shaken out and those on margin got rammed up the ass
>>62867523>GAWNot yet, I'm still accumulating.
>>62867647That was the bottom. You missed it. Sorry.
>>62867649>>62867650>>62867652>>62867656>straight up in premarketExtremely sus. Yesterday's move was almosy entirely during daytime hours.
>>62867647big money people sobered up and realized that nothing will change, blue wave or not, Definitely a rebound
>>62867642Brother, you are just retarded. Think about this a little bit more than looking at PE numbers.I wanted to give you a longer text why this is happening, but am too lazy and you don't deserve it.
>>62867644Average Returns: According to historical data tracked from 1926 through recent years, the average annual return for the S&P 500 has been roughly 14.1% to 14.8% under Democratic presidents, compared to about 7.0% to 9.5% under Republican presidents.Market giga pumped under biden. They just print money its that easy.
>>62867642i'm pretty sure sneedisk's forward p/e at its low point yesterday was approaching 4, pretty nuts considering the nas average>>62867643we're so back bud-DEE, bay-BEE!
>i missed the soxl dipcongrats on those who bought under $50
This will work out fine:https://www.multpl.com/s-p-500-price-to-book
>>62867665booba pooch awoo
>retards acting like the bottom is already in while the graph looks like this
>>62867661Largely its the same at the end of the day because money printing simply makes the gains tampered down. Unless you stockpile things before the printing you're just selling your furniture in Weimar Germany.
>>62867665Is that Lindsay Clancy on the left?
>>62867665>I sold at 43 for a massive over 55% lossfucking kill me
>>62867670You missed the bottom
>>62867674I bought yesterday from $41.97 to $43.43, thank you for causing this reversal anon
>>62867674thank u 4 ur service
why the fuck isn't the bald guy on bloomberg today? market crashes and he takes a personal day?
>>62867680because this is a dumb reflexive crash that will disappear in a month.
>>62867682ok but what happens when openai runs of out of money?
>>62867394>I remember that guy>>62867390qrd?
>>62867684is every company all at once not using AI anymore?
DING DING DING DINGNORMIES IN AMERICA ARE GETTING OUT OF BEDTIME TO LOSE MONEY BECAUSE THEY'RE PANIC DUMPING AGAIN
>>62867684That's priced in. Anthropic running out of money or doing some shenaningans is not priced in thoughbeit
>>62867686well all ok but what happens to nvidia and microsoft since they own parts of openai
>>62867686i'm just gonna start running local models lol
That was legitimately, unironically the bottom
>>62867390MPC station. Bullish video.
>>62867483You clearly do not understand how to value cyclical companies.
>>62867371>$300k = being a NEET for 15 yearsThe fuck?
Even coreweave is pumping. Might be the generational bottom for many important tickers.
>>62867674>I bought at 220 after it dipped from 300 because /biz/ told me it would reach 500 within two weekscould be worse
>>62867705I hate women
>>62867705That's some really sad boobs
>>62867674>I sold
>Herzog will announce the new coalition on sunday>Democrats will block the Iran war and impeach HegsethThe window is closing for Donny and Bibi. They will blow shit up this weekend. America send Stratotanker into the middle east yesterday. B52 Bombers are flying down from Lakenhurst. The 3rd Aircraft carrier will soon arrive. This is going to get ugly
>>62867705stop this dumb whore
Friendly reminder that I told you idiots to sell before midterms, sucks to suck huh?
>>62867709They'd be great if she was skinny. Droopy pointy tits look awesome on a skinny girl but pathetic on a fat girl.
oh shit ing dumping their data center bonds
This shit is going to rip on open. I can feel it.
>>62867715this! so muchh this! a man of culture
I finished at -0.18%, so I'm expecting to get raped today. Tempted to put a bit into semis to ride the bounce and offset losses, but I'm hesitant to hold that shit over the weekend.
Damage report. How is it going anon? Are ya winning? I'm still green on the month and I tax loss harvested a bunch of retarded dogshit meme bags like Brazil stocks. Took a nap yesterday so I wouldn't do anything dumb
women owe me sex and the market owes me money
>>62867718You win the Internet today sir!
>>62867724thanks for the gold kind stranger
>>62867708>>62867709>>62867715>>62867713Florence Pugh was a beauty in Midsommer but sadly, she is becoming too masculine and "big". She reminds me of those British racaille women you see every summer all around the mediterranean getting wasted and trashing the place
hold me bros
who gives a shit about data centers? democrats win a mega blowout and their first order of business is putting some regulations on data centers? the only thing more irrelevant would be some shit about men in women's sports or whatever. who gives a shit!
>>62867370>speedrunning bankruptcyhe's holding tech?
>>62867712Shut up Klaus.
>>62867729I agree. Her looks have degraded significantly. Modern fetishized ugliness.
damn this thread is fucking dead, everyone sleeping late today cuz of diwali or what?
>>62867660>don't look at earnings/growth/valuations look at the latest jew psyop
>>62867749the earnings are the jew psyop you cock guzzling faggots
>>62867670Could still drop today but next week is 100% green. Dems are already running damage control and everyone is announcing new data centers.
>>62867747saar that is very offensive
>>62867747Jeets are not allowed to post here. There is a strict rule about scamming and fraud here.
>>62867747I'm in Japan and just came back to the thread after a few months out since the market pooped bigly and I wanted to see what everyone had to say.Looks like another big nothing since nothing ever happens.
Good morning /smg/ time to hunt some bears
>>62867747starting from now on as soon as I see a word that I don't recognize I'm just going to assume it's indian. do the needful sir
>SpaceX recovery outperforming marketbrutal, the market loves the datacentres in space idea. Now probably more than ever
rate my folio
>>62867763this is just a SOXL chart
>>62867763
>>62867763You all in on semis or something?
>>62867763bonds are actually mogging most of /smg/ this year I think. its pretty fucking hilariousbabe nigger is down like 80% for sure
>>62867763Most honest tripfag award
>>62867752People want to literally kill Jensen and Altman because there is no hardware, but sure google and amazon are risking bankruptcy to pump nvidias share price.
>US AND IRAN NEAR POTENTIAL BREAKTHROUGH IN PEACE TALKS>THE US AND IRAN ARE MOVING CLOSER TO A POTENTIAL AGREEMENT TO END THE WAR, ACCORDING TO BLOOMBERG.>TEHRAN IS REPORTEDLY WILLING TO DISCUSS NUCLEAR ISSUES PREVIOUSLY CONSIDERED OFF-LIMITS, SIGNALING A POSSIBLE SHIFT IN NEGOTIATIONS
One of the few profitable companies and starlink will become one of the main pillars of the new world they are building. Long term, it's one of the safest bets. Everything will be connected to Starlink, every single object, every single human, in this hivemind aka instrumentality project the elites are trying to build.
>>62867763>27MYou could have had it all.
>>62867773OIL BARRONS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
>>62867773You already posted this three times. Would you kindly shut the fuck up?
>>62867768hmm good policyim taking notse
obviously it not me I just found it on twatter
>>62867773I don't even need to check X or twitter to know my boy Walter Bloomberg is already mass posting before the market opening. Does Iran even bother anymore to refute these lies?
>>62867763We all got raped in June. I'm still a virgin, though. Hopefully, things go back down so I didn't short the bottom.
>>62867777no
>>62867773how medicated is the orange nigger that he can trade this clownslop market every day with billions without stroking out?the ultimate fucking gooner... the orange nigger... imagine putting in a buy order for 3 billion and then tweeting PEACE DEAL IMMINENT and just masturbating violently while you scam pump your money
>>62867773It's a nothing burger
>>62867776isn't crude back up to like 100? probs just another fake rumor to get oil back down
Kill AI, it's just worthless.
>>62867773there's no more space to update the meme kek
>>62867777checked and based
This recovery pump is a fakeout and will disappear on open.Screencap this.
>>62867333It's going to boom alright. Not in the way he thinks.
how bad will today be
>>62867781>obviouslyEveryone in this thread who isnt a sharter goombler or daytrader is sitting on losses. And I swear just being honest about that fact is tantamount to social suicide among anonymous (emphasis on ANONYMOUS) posters.Its like measuring e-peen is all these people care about. I'm down 12% because I started a riskier portfolio in June chasing the bubble. I bogle so it'll be fixed long term.And Im not ashamed of that. Whatever. Fight me.
Guys. You're getting old. You've been posting some of these memes since rhg days. You need fresh material.
>>62867795it will spike higher for about 20 minutes, then it will crashing this plane with no survivors.hedge funds dunk on retail every time.
>>62867785democrats aren't doing to do anything about it either, instead they are going to put some little regulations on data centers that will be a minor annoyance and compliance cost for a bunch of lame neoclouds. fuck the democrats, but i feel bad for their voters.
>>62867799yes
>>62867790um admitting you fucked up is a little based i thinkslemme jot that down
>>62867800Specifically I chase etfs, most broad market, some in specific industries.VHT is fucking booming right now
>>62867291It always comes back up until it doesnt.When it doesnt the civilization implodes.In other worlds it goes back up in 99% percent of cases.Bet against that if you wish.
>>62867773Yeah right, for sure
>>62867763I see where you went wrong anon, if you see where your line says "27.6m" that is where you should have sold actually, easy mistake to make
>>62867795small pump on open, then the gates of hell will open
>>62867807Democrats are going to do what's more profitable, if that means Elon can get fucked harder than a whore in heat, I'm ok with that.
>>62867815You were born too late for the CrusadesYou were born too soon to explore spaceYou were born just in time to hijack oil tankers with your boys
>>62867810I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP KLAUS
>>62867801Yeah, but all the new shit is just AI slop. All the vintage memes still have soul.
>>62867822for me it would be Spanish conquestador and impregnating like 2000 brown jungle girls
>>62867807True, the bipartisan money vacuum theory stands, despite the majority of Americans recognizing tech faggots and chuds hate them and want to build data centers to replace their entire existence and they actually voted against that, government will only make a token effort to appease them while continuing to work for said tech faggots and chuds because their lobbying groups pay better than public work
>>62867163Like in Kurumi chan. Up is red down green.
>>62867763HOLY LMAO
>>62867763I look forward to the new ATH screenshot
>>62867763i hope this is a larp, for your sake
>>62867790You’re buying homo fragrances on ChatGPT?
>>62867763why do this? seriously? if i hit a million i would immediately park half of it in the safest more boring shit ever.
>>62867763>never taking profitsBased retard.
>>62867763>27 million You deserve this you greedy nigger.
>>62867602If you leave all those pills in a glass of water overnight, I wonder if they'd grow into a hairy, little incel homunculus.
>>62867841I asked it to speed up the process, instead I got a scent that obviously violated the rules I set. In the literal description of the scent it mentions lavendar. If AI can't spot this, what the fuck is it doing?Like, I could employ an 80IQ person and tell it NO LAVENDAR, and it probably would manage to not buy that scent.
>>62867763how do you feel?
>>62867850What are your favorite scents sir?
>>62867654I feel like this is the one way trump has been good for the economy, whenever he does something dumb we get a meme crash that reverses once he walks out back. Nothing changes but the leveraged retards that would usually inflate a bubble get cleaned out in small manageable chunks rather than being a large enough portion of the market that non leveraged people also all start to panic sell once the leveraged guys are forced to sell. It's kind of like a controlled forest fire to prevent big natural ones.
>>62867850why the fuck are you asking a language model about scents? Claude has never smelled a woman's ass
>>62867763Jesus Christ......
>IFF longs after inhaling 5 tons of carcinogenic scents derived from petrochemicals
>>62867854Probably L'instant de Guerlain>>62867857That's not the fuckin point. It's a LANGUAGE model and the description of the scent says "LAVENDAR". Can it not speak the language if it's a LANGUAGE model?
>>62867857>Claude has never smelled a woman's assHave you?
>>62867823thats fairi guess if i need a nickthat can goes on the list too
>>62867866Yes, I've also eaten woman's ass and had anal sex with a woman. I fucking love eating ass.
>>62867857>>62867864
I am manifesting a huge pump and a +1 to the inchage of the penises of all anons who bought or held within the last 48 hours
>>62867871
>>62867370>all that brown/nig noisego back to red-dit or whatever shithole you came from. you'll never make it here.
>>62867872save yourself time and money and just buy this. bitches love it
Is this a final get out while you can pumo for cheap stonks later
>>62867790Yeah, I noticed Gemini will take shortcuts and fudge numbers if you don't have it show its work. It won't give you any indication it's bullshitting you, it would much rather give you an answer, right or wrong, than say, "I don't know."
>>62867465Kek the state of muttmerica
Is the dip over?
>>62867875I will eat you alive, darkmatter. Your portfolio’s days are numbered you little gook worshipper.
>>62867888Nothing has changed, so yeah.
>>62867763>full port GLW
NVDA has gained back almost half of yesterdays dump oooooooooooooo
>>62867864>LAVENDARwell type it correctly numbnuts>>62867866kek
>>62867790what exactly is the context of that? also how old?inb4 you make fun of me for asking questions.
>>62867889Its like a human.
>>62867910a little oneim scratchin that one down
>>62867910This is cope. It needs to be better to be worth it.
I thought last weeks random niggerdump was the big one, this one caught me completely off guard, I bought in too early
>>62867864I'm gonna get cooked for this but what do you think about Cremo bourbon and oak from Amazon. Women have routinely complimented it and it's cheap as hell.
>>62867889Claude did this to me too though. It's months ago, but it also was very annoying. Maybe it's different now, but Claude talks like an absolute faggot.>>62867906no>>62867909just now. Just asking for dupes of perfumes. It knew that I don't want lavendar/Lavendel which adds soapyness. And that scent 696 smells like fuckin soap (with Sauvage underlying), which is why it smells like the Prada one, of which I have a 10y old 1,5ml testtube here. I immediately was like "Wtf this smells like the Prada" which Gemini knew I didn't like. That's also just adding to the fact it says lavendar in the description and notelist.Yes, I know I could have looked it up myself, but the point of AI is to be an agent.
>>62867895>can't even tell yellow girls apartpathetic. i'm a chinkette appreciator. i only post chink girls.
Someone bake
>>62867932I can't afford to bake I'm so financially raped rn
>>62867861What kind of long?
time to buy
>>62867896>Nothing has changedEverything has changed. The democrats has officially temporarily abandoned the "culture war" and is now focusing on the tech giants. It is their absolute focal point, which will have secondary and tertiary effects on all types of business - not just tech.It's not temporary, and it's not localized. It's a structural shift.The market will shit the fucking bed until people start blaming politicians for their careless retardation. This will take time so buckle up.
im gonna listen to NIGGER EXTERMINATOR
>>62867941What do you mean by that name?
>>62867944I like the cut of his jibeBut what about the Jews?
>>62867941Interesting curveball. Namefags are typically a sell signal but putting nigger in it gives some validity. Veteran's rally into Santa rally.
some of you guys are alright don't forget to sell on open today
Intel back to the same prices of 26 years ago
gm stocks marketyou will get your head fedfollow you big big heartscus you dont always get what you wantyou a trader not a traitorlive laugh lovekeep ours beatingdo good okthanks you
>>62867941But what?
>>62867960Y-you too
>>62867960https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I
any news feeding this premarket recovery or is it just hopium?
>>62867975Faggot retail dip buyers always show up eventually.
>>62867975no news, nothing changed. its just algos trying to squeeze out some gains while the market as a whole goes down.
bread?
>>62867975the real question is why it dumped in the first placepeople saying it was the dumocrats was pure speculation and the texas gov came out and said any regulation bill won't affect 27/28 permits so we still have 2 more years of nigger pumped earningsthe real reason probably leverage unwinding, liquidation, raising money for anthro pics IPO or all of the above or something else entirely who the fuck knows
give me one good reason why this market will dump today beyond vibes, its obvious we're going green today
>>62867975the panic over AI being banned was stupid, Trumps just gonna veto everything anyways
useless retards make a new thread
feeling bullish, guise
>>62867998New>>62867998>>62867998>>62867998 New
>>62867989the very fact you think its obvious is why it has to dump
>>62867989millions of people woke up this morning to realize their paper losses. they've been calling their money managers all morning asking them to cash out a portion before it gets any worse. there will be a MASSIVE sell imbalance on open. if you're going to buy, do it at 10:30am
>>62867989my boomer father wanted to buy the dip and I talked him out of it. trust me, retail slurpers will suffer. do the opposite of what your gut is telling you.
