Ballhorne Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams-waste of time:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>True Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous Thread >>62883964
Stop
>not just going with "/smg/ - Stock Market General"
>>62884614
NVDA is going to $0 this is crazy ong
waggies on suicide watch. once wall-mart start doing this, it will be over.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt6d62vN7CU
niggers, do I gamble against Corewave?
There's no reason stock buyback should be illegal. It's quite literally making money out of nothing. Money should be invested back in the fundamentals, not in short-term profit gain.
>>62884605Very good call Anon
>>62884623posted the wrong video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX5IxqEqnG4
Where is my 30% pump?
>>62884603Allright, everything's crab. Im out, see you faggots for the Anthropic IPO.
You didn't slurp those Nvidenlity shares did you, anon? Jesus (PBUH) is watching
How does Coreweave fuck us over even more today
wake me up when november ends
>>62884640Shut your mouth jewboy
bobo thinks he's saving america by buying puts
I'm tired boss
>>62884646Kek this. We all lose if bobo wins
>>62884613Are you some sort of black retard? I responded to “I have never gotten a tip here” (paraphrased). I never said anything about being important, insecure projecting loser
>>62884635>dat picIs monkai torture anon back? Even though he is a sick fuck, he was one of the best traders /smg/ had.
>dumb niggers incapable of making a normal thread
>>62884646>>62884650No
>>62884639based pay pigs keeping my AI porno free.
>>62884646>>62884650>we have to save America by exporting drone and missile guidance hardware to chinakek AI baggies kek
>>62884627coreweave is a scam stock that is going bankrupt within a year so it will probably nigger pump
>tomorrow the casino is going to be slow as shit because banks are closed Cringe. I need my fix.
>>62884646Bobo is just riding the market correction. it's only natural. You can't blame bobo for taking the opportunity that was offered.
>anthropic IPOthey will let anything IPO these times huh?may as well list shitcoins, why the fuck not
My AVGO still pump'n on a red day.
Man it took me way too long to find this image
>>62884671kek
>>62884651Yea, I was obviously responding to the guy you were responding too. You should learn to read your uneducated self conscious faggot. This level of myopia is hilarious. Id tell you to kill yourself but your clearly mentally on the line if you think every post is against you... even if it doesnt make any sence.
This is all the more we're going to pump, isn't it?
I bought nvidia and i bought googl cause all this bullshit will pump again at the next amazing ai announcement that happens every few months
>>62884627I did, but I feel its going to pump. It's too obvious
>>62884672Stupid sexy bobina
>>62884671Stop making me laugh. I might dump my white gf and marry an asian.
>>62884666This year gives bobo too much opportunity.He must be put down.
>>62884671Imagine being this guy and seeing this edit. It will never leave your mind.
>>62884683The WHOLE YEAR? Midterms were only a week ago
How the fuck is SOXL above $50
im in IREN @50 whats in store for me?
>>62884677They’re running out of surprises… All that circular financing that Nigvidia has been coordinating for 3 years is going to make the dot com look like a cakewalk.
>>62884686I am still 20% down from march
>>62884603More like >Baghold edition
>>62884691Why not put?
>>62884690>circular financingwait until you find out how the economy works dumbass
I'm gonna do itI'm gonna look at my portfolio
>>62884698:D Is it good?
>>62884698
Buy Nvidia now, or wait for tomorrow as Kurumi-chan will unleash her curse as usual?
>>62884698everythings mooning. the generational bottom was last thursday.
>>62884697What has been driving our entire country’s GDP faggot? The AI buildout…
Western digital doin a little thing
>>62884701Me when I lose all my money longing tech
>>62884702Coreweave is gonna miss earnings in an hour and trigger another AI selloff. Just wait.
>>62884685>>62884671why does the guy look like he works 60 hours a week in retail
Dided they deploy the V?
>>62884707They will pump. I bought puts.
>>62884697>Me when I'm defending shrimp jesus
>>62884696I dont daytrade or leverage.Used to do it, got fucked years ago. Now i just long. Its boring but it grows. Slowly.
>>62884697It's fine when the circle is big enough and contains enough jews.
>>62884707Said that about iren
>>62884701>>62884706Forgot pic>>62884705WTFWT
>>62884707It will miss earnings, but never underestimate how clown the clown market is.Meaning it will pump because fuck you that's why
>>62884713Gambling is bad.
>>62884704most big AI stocks are -40% to -60% from ATHat this point calling le crash is like buying after a 200% pump
>>62884717I'm hoping that with this shit around Jensen their retarded reddit investors morale has been sufficiently eroded for it to tank at least some
>>62884707I have the same feeling but I'm gonna stay out of this one
AMD bros we cannot stop winning
>nvda still overpriced by $160baka
Is Softbank kill?
>>62884733it's joever
>>62884720Apparently the chinese "spy" has a husband and he was in on the chip jewing. Check their subreddit.
>>62884700
I was away, the fuck was this shit on Nvidia?
smiggers I am tired of wagieing how do I stop needing to wagieing
>>62884719It’s more than just AI stocks it’s everything tied together just like SoftBank doing a nearly $4 billion loss on data center. Most of these data centers were financed with non-refundable pre-pay contracts.
they're adding $1.3T to the deficit this fiscal year. the highest since 2021.
>>62884726> higher p/e than palantir
>>62884743finally some gains
>>62884740Make enough money to stop
Maybe I'm ngmi
>>62884747ye but how
>>62884750by making more money
>>62884750Get a real job and buy voo
>TXNFUCKINGGODS
>>62884739OOPSIE POOPSIE FUCKY WUCKY
>>62884745>would>wouldn't>would>would>wouldn't>wouldn't>would>would>would>wouldn't>would>wouldn't>wouldn't
>>62884758They're all dudes hiding from the cops
>>62884671She's legit ugly though. Very flat faced even for a Chinese girl.
>>62884750Find a job that doesnt piss you off so much in a decent locale. It helps. I prefer working in a village surrounded by nature than when i did the same shit in the city for a bit more money.
IM NEVER GOING TO SEE GREEN AGAIN
>>62884750Sorry that’s as far as I got. I’ll let you know if I figure out the next steps.
It's not over
>>62884752ye but how
>>62884750Save your money. Spend less money than you make. Invest the excess and compound for years. You have agency over your spending and it will be your largest wealth building tool in the long run assuming you save and invest the excess. Buy index funds when you have money you want to put in. Buy them at any price at any point, just keep buying and never sell a cent until you are 60.
>>62884760>>62884671The funny thing about this couple was the chinese viewers were the ones most critical of her looks. Even though she is chinese, all the chinese were saying she looks more South Asian mixed.
>>62884750Simple four step program1. Read old Newspapers2. Go Back in Time3. Buy Low4. Sell High.
>>62884739Oops>>62884743He's only 20-30 years too late while lucking out in TELEVISION
>>62884674You miscommunicated. Apology accepted
>>62884743my taxes go to feeding niggers and mudslimes why the fuck would I want to work
>>62884769Chinese people are very racist.
my nvda position is officially at 0% gains even after all this rape, at least its not red... r-right? slurped some shares and some spy shares. am I retarded?
>>62884769She looks very ThaiSEANigger.
You guys ever spend a couple hours refreshing one thread only to realize you missed the new thread and theres another new new thread that has 100 posts in it?
>>62884777Sure have boss. Work does that sometimes
>boomer financial advice in 2026lmao
>>62884774Literally everybody BUT white people are very racist.
>>62884770Is that you Marty?
SOXL and SOXS are almost the same price
>>62884782They should be the same price together (Decaying to 0)
>>62884780>whites are the only non-racist raceSo white people are superior?
Last minute SOXL pump. Checkem
GAMBLING NIGGERS:Are you up to JOIN ME buying at the close CRWV?Unironically think it gonna pop.
>>62884774Hot
>>62884773They also go into streets, hospitals, schools, police and the army abon. Taxes are not a bad thing unless you wanna go full private company on everything. Pensions are whats fucking every country now.
>>62884774>>62884776Lol they were leaving comments saying she looks like a monkey and there was a video where she wants to address it but you can tell it really bothered her. Damn imagine what it feels when your own race of people and country say you look like a SEA monkey. Brutal stuff
>>62884787Yes.
>>62884788
>>62884787Whites just like to breed anything.
>>62884782>pumps>rugsfucking hell
>>62884791less and less of my taxes go to that every year
>>62884788WHY DID YOU ONLY ASK FOR A MINUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62884796>Girugamesh!
>>62884774This. Japs too
pump dump or crab tomorrow?
I'm a-walkin' in the rainTears are fallin' and I feel the painWishin' VOO were here by meTo end this misery
>>62884791>it goes to these things that haven’t been updated in 80 yearsLol
>>62884803All hinges on Coreweave. Anything less than an absolute blowout and we niggerdump tomorrow.
that palantir pump, damn, i am back to green.
>>62884802Yeah, but Japs are chill about it.
>>62884806>coreweaveits over JUMP FUCKING SHIP NOW
>>62884805Yeah thats a people problem not a tax problem.
>>62884808Yeah you're right, Chinese simply don't give a fuck
WE GAPPIN UP
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>10 minutes till corweave blows up everything
SOXL GREEN WTFWT
>>62884819
>>62884821The fuck
We did it bros, we did it
the dotcom bubble 2.0 crash is quickly petering out here. at least the good news is now that the ai bubble is popped, trans folks can get back to work, safe from AI data centers and elon musk.
Bros, I just saw the vid on the previous thread and...honestly I don't believe it. I'm shocked. Do the jews really keep the way to get rich a secret from the goyim?
what in the god damn nigger? did Coreweave earnings leak?
Power 10 minute poomp
wtfwt
>>62884603eurorich here. should i take my ~70 yo okaasan on a trip to japan? she's healthy and has plenty of energy. do elderly, white normie women enjoy being there? i'm guessing that it's cheaper there during the late autumn. >soxl's still not green:(
someone knows something
>>62884826>where the fuck is the amogus in that picture
>>62884826>the dotcom bubble 2.0 crash is quickly petering out here. at least the good news is now that the ai bubble is popped, trans folks can get back to work, safe from AI data centers and elon musk.
>>62884832Depends anon. Food can be top and nature is beautiful.But north gets a LOT of snowfall so its cold as fuck.
>>62884836
>AMD closing greenTruly the stock of all time.
>>62884836pretty good gen. I'm trying a new pepe Lora
>inb4 SOXL closing at 0%
I hope you bought today's dip.
>>62884841People still expect it to swallow Nvidia or something
it's pretty nuts that nvidia is down like 2 trillion in market cap in a month over mostly nothingburger news
… I think I'm bearanoidAnd complicatedI think I'm bearanoidManipulate it
>>62884845>anon predicts closing price 3 minutes before closeincredibletruly the minds of smigger general work on a different level
>>62884852:)
I'm still holding DAMD, I managed to average down and scale out so I'm fine.
>>62884849It seems like a trillion dollars ain't what it used to be
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62884859+.4%....uhh which is not good
>>62884859+0.04%. I am the crab master
>>62884847I like how the left and right advocate for buying the top.
>>62884859just look at mew computerthat's how I did todaydown 1% apparently, not good not great
>>62884859-0.13%
>>62884859+10.6%Made up for about a third of my losses for last week. Took a hot minute too because I was feeling gunshy today.
>I just bought CoreweaveLFG NIGGEEEERSSSS
>>62884859-1.1%Gay I life.
>>62884859It was shit.
>>62884859Today: -0.62%This Week: +3.96%This Month: -2.59%This Year: +19.31%From Peak: -10.44%12 Months: +3.18%
>AI>NI
>>62884859-4.53%
>>62884859+.12%
>>62884859Not checking again but I think I'm less raped than I previously thought
>>62884859busy!but it's pretty easy when you just think about it
>>62884859+1,25%Finna get heemed tomorrow frfr og
>>62884859+1.14%
>>62884871You forget, it's Super Intelligence now.
IM READY
>>62884859>downs 1.88%
CRWV trying to pop a bit.
crwv stock doing sum
>CRWV NIGGERSLETS FUCKING GOOOOOO.
Bear sisters…. Our response?
>>62884859I don't know, the NY Football Giants didn't make any trades and are staying pat, so I don't think they're going to try to actually make a run at the championship, but we will see what happens.
COREWAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
did you buyed
>CRWV saves the marketNigger what.
HOLY GUACAMOLE
CRWV
NIGGERS
AI NIGGERS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING>AI NIGGERS WE CAN'T STOP WINNINGAI NIGGERS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING>AI NIGGERS WE CAN'T STOP WINNINGAI NIGGERS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING>AI NIGGERS WE CAN'T STOP WINNINGAI NIGGERS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING>AI NIGGERS WE CAN'T STOP WINNINGAI NIGGERS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING>AI NIGGERS WE CAN'T STOP WINNINGAI NIGGERS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING>AI NIGGERS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING
YEEEAAHH LETS FUCKING GO CRWV GOOO COREWEAVEEEEE
crwv triple beat. ok thats good but not good enough. it didnt cure cancer and solve world hunger.
YOU WON TRANNY
CRWV pop on no news yetAbandon ship, anons!
I lost money betting against fucking coreweave
Ah I see how it is - euphoria on an earnings and then it's all wiped out tomorrow kek
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
just fucking bought 1 minute before closing BEEELLL NIGGERS LETS GOOO FUCKING GOOOO BULLS.
>>62884903We need problems or else there's no opportunity for us to have success or failure. Solving all the problems creates its own problem.
My news feed is edging me, come on, fuckers!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Coreweave mooning. Bobo lost
>>62884905its so fucking over (for bobos)
>go long on Nvidia >massive scandal out of nowhere FUCK. I'm 10% down should I gtfo?
>>62884859-8% but I'm confident all the dip buying I did today will pay dividends soon.
>NVDABOUGHT THE DIP>CRWVBOUGHT THE DIP>AI STATUSBULLRUN NIGGERS LETS GOOOOO
BEAR DOWN, I REPEAT BEAR DOWN
>>62884923nigga relax nvidia is fine, pretty much every semi company did good on their earnings. stop being so dramatic
make me rich muskrat
We are so back bros
>>62884923Nothing changed fundamentally. It will bounce back up like Meta did. You might suffer if it's with leverage though.
Most bears want a rally right now so that they can get a better short entry. I hope this retard pump holds so I can add more puts.
Reading the report, massive top signals coming off of CRWV tbqhfamalam but you cattle are too busy looking at the shining lights instead
>>62884923>down 10%you are like a little babyjust average down or get out only if it will make you sleep better but I sincerely doubt that it won't beat the market in a year
>>62884889Tomorrow
>>62884937>Reading the reportTHIS NIGGA READIN LMAOOOOO
>>62884859funny enough +1%, I'd like to believe that I caught a falling knife on NVDA. ask me again tomorrow
All these coping bears in the thread right now KEK
>no one anywhere in the powerstructure ever wondered why nobody startups in Asia were buying 8 billion dollars worth of Nvidia productsGrim actually
we let it happen because we bugged them all and they will explode like those israeli pagers
it's already fading. What's on TV tonight?
>>62884950Looking forward to buying the dip tomorrow.
>>62884859Not too bad all things consideredBought some ENB today, and I'm still waiting for a big FNV dip
Open weights sending packets to Alibaba
BOBO THOUGHT HE HAD A LIL SUMTHIN ON COREWEAVE
>>62884893Yes
>>62884859-0.7%
>>62884859+0.25%
>>62884936Is the retard pump in the room with us right now? Everything is down 30-60% and beartards think about going short.
LOOOL
I too remember that time the INTCel stock mooned +8% after hours and every tard celebratingOnly to open at -8% the very next morning
UH COREWEAVE SISTERS WHY IS IT GOING DOWN???
Nothing happened today.
COREKEKS
>>62884968kek AI baggies, this isn't even capitulation yet
This shit is going through the ground tomorrow if these earnings are poop
>>62884968>SOXL up almost 50% in three days>What retard pumpI dunno, anon.
>its going downOh yeah, we're niggerdumpin tomorrow.
erm...
crwv beat
the secret ascendancy class for shadow is some kind of vampire. a homage to the d2 necro set.
>>62884982no its a triple beat, but the 10% candle just shat itself, I don't get it
COREWEEBS
I TOLD YOUI TOLD YOU NO EUPHORIA IN THIS THREAD
>>62884982It's going to the ground either way because Kurumi's next episode airs soon.
>CRWV financing situation worsens
Okay, IREN beat, coreweave beat, does this mean its safe to all in NBIS???
you ever notice how john normie always wants things to go back to ''normal'' (2019)he hates AIhe hates war he hates inflation he will do anything and vote for anyone who promises him a return to normalcy, i find john normie disgusting
Coreweave? More like Whore Ceave
>>62884988Double-Beat says the newswire.
>>62884983>3x meme shit
the market already picked a direction it doesn't matter if it's wrong it already decided
*knock knock*
>>62884998
>>62885002>hating the god of /smg/ SOXL
>>62884867>>62884995revenues x2.8net loss x8lel
>>62884995Yeah. Most obvious buy here. It's the only non-meme among the three. I went all in on calls as soon as I saw IREN earnings do well.
taketwo bros !
>>62884988short sellers are salivating over itit's all sentiment with a kernel of fundamentals (they'll never be profitable)
Nvidia will shit itself on earnings after it guides investors of billions less revenue no longer coming from china after which point an Amish reaper cyborg will appear out of thin air and claim your soul
>Raised approximately $4.2 billion through an upsized offering of convertible senior noteslel, the share is going to be diluted hard
>>62885021i mean AMD completely crushed earnings, i dont see why NVDA wouldn't do the same
>>62885014Theres no way to verify this btw, thats why the number just keeps getting bigger
>click on new gaming channel>They're starting their video out with old news about Nvidia abandoning their post and pivoting from consumer buyers and selling to cloud /enterprise. Most people aren't even caught up on where acceleration got us. They still think we're in 2022
>>62885024a tale as old as time
neoclouds are going to $0 iren nbis crwv all of them $0
>>62885034I should have known this was a buy signal
>Jensen do you like Chinese models?>Sure do>How many parameters does yours have?>Parameters?
coreweave is still losing money, they can't get funds anymore so now they are diluting the stock. soon a $10 stock that will create thousands of baggies.
>>62885014>Oh cool! I may need to go buy a console now>Full edition $100>Klarna financing>Refurbished pricing -Ack!
and remember, coreweave will have to repay >7 billions of debt for 2027.
Bobros lets get our next china spy ready for coreweave
Is it dumping yet or what?
>>62885047
>>62885047Is that really Klarna's logo? Why is it a pink fucking wojak?
>>62885064Incredible post
>When the game didn't cost 1.5 billion to make but possibly double that amount and preorders aren't covering half that
https://www.ign.com/articles/rockstar-pushes-back-on-rumor-gta-6-cost-more-than-15-billion-to-make-but-its-still-probably-the-most-expensive-video-game-of-all-time
>>62885070That's Star Citizen
>>62885070If this game doesn't make at least 20 billion in sales its going to crash the market.
>>62885067This shit is the end of triple A game dev
>>62885070I can't wait for this shit to flop and crash the whole economy.
GTA6 should’ve never had nowhere near half of the hype it currently has, it’s destined to be a disappointment as people don’t even know the GTA genre in general… Plus it’s incredibly moronic that Rockstar refuses to launch a PC release for now, BTFO’d by pirates
>>62885077Good
Why are the neo cloud scams going up?
Kek>JUST IN: Struggling marijuana growers across the U.S. are converting cannabis farms into AI data centers as falling weed prices threaten their businesses. — Forbes
>>62885086Yeah it’s about damn time. I only play indie games, older PC games, and emulate old consoles.
>>62885088pretty sure some bitcoin miners pivoted to AI shenaningans already
>mrna was down 20% in a day>and then retard pumped to a new athI'm convincd the market is just algos set to buy and that's itFuckers in thsi thread constantly crying and seething "oh micron low p/e is bearish because shit will fall" but you never hear them when something like micron has the shittiest p/e and no proof of their miracle drug actually working on a large scale BUT THINK OF HOW MUCH MONEY THEY COULD THEORETICALLY MAKE.Clown market clown thread clown society.
>>62885093That makes more sense given the similar infra
>>62885087they aren't
>>62885096Been a clown market for a long time anon
>>62885021>>62885025NVDA is obviously going to have blow out earnings. They literally can't make shit fast enough.
>people don't know the GTA genre (in general)
>>62885096imagine getting mad that people want to invest in the cure for cancer
>>62885121I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
What's the point of earning report streams?It's just a guy reading an AI generated summary to make it looks good.
>>62885116I've only played GTA4 but I found it mind numbingly boring. Everybody always tells me to play San Andreas or Vice City instead
>>62885123The Q&A famalam
>>62885123analysts ask questions, many time the earning call ended being more important than earning report itself.
>>62885126Do you really think that they aren't reading an AI response when they answer?
why is everyone talking about coreweave all the time?
>>62885116/v/ here. Ive accepted that most /biz/ dont know shit about fuck unless its gambling. They have the CEO mindset where they dont actually know anything but pretend to, or they get emotionally attached to their investment and refuse to think rationally.Also im not buying GTA6 its digital-only slop designed for goycattle. Every GTA since 4 has gotten worse.
>>62885131I never thought of that
i wanted to post a henlo mister kevin but the image limit is reached
>>62885124You kinda had to be there. Open world games are over saturated now. When GTA3 came out there was nothing like it.
>>62885133Core weave deez nuts
The coreheave earnings call sounds like a used car salesman and it's making my speakers vibrate kek
No one bake. Let me be free.
>>62885133I think everyone expected their failure to cause the next leg down on AI but they actually beat earnings.
Baking...
>>62885116stop posting these ugly ass bobo ai slop pics
>>62885148people were talking about their 16% bonds, that's got to be utter dogshit right? or are they safer and now the yield dropped?
>>62885088why not both
>>62885148Watch it dump anyway because we dump on good news now
>>62885154They have higher interest on their debt than some credit cards as of yesterday lmao
>>62885157yeah that's a red flag kek
BAKING>BAKINGBAKING>BAKING
>>62885109if they try to hide or minimize the china fiasco it's only going to get worse. they need to come clean asap wipe the slate and start fresh
>>62885157Why don’t they just put their debt on a 10% card duh
>>62885147You're here forever
The earnings call isn't even about their own business lmao.
>>62885161Everyone already knew, its just the retards catching up.
>>62884603New thread>>62885176>>62885176>>62885176
>>62885175yeah, maybe
>>62885178What is it with you fuckheads forgetting /smg/ in the subject?
>>62885187Sorry Ill bake a new one.I was retarded.
Baking
>>62885178>no titleFUCKING BAKA DELETE AND REMAKE
>>62885199No, let it go now, people are posting in it already
>>62885218>>62885218>>62885218
New thread:>>62885218>>62885218>>62885218
>>62885161people care about how much money the company makes not about who the ceo stuck his dick in
