we're so back edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62885218
chatgpt chatgpt how do i become a millionaire in 30 days
are we really back?
Current market sentiment:
You guys ready?
THREAD THEMEyoutu.be/6blrGrLbxo4
When is everything gonna crash, I'm tired of waiting.
WARS OVER SELL YOUR OIL
>>62885848Two more weeks
>>62885848Go become a hero retarded bobo, posting a loli pic isn't gonna get you any sympathy or support. God, I hate bears so fucking much.
Buy SRFM
>>62885850>gold prices
>>62885850I don't see it on the website. Stop posting fake news anon. But I do hope the retarded war ends soon.
shitcoin baggies.. oh no no no
This market is an abusive spouse that beats me and then buys me flowers before beating me again. I've been conditioned to just expect a plummet tomorrow now, or at best a grinding halt into a sideways drag while still down overall from the previous close.
>>62885850April Fools!
GAS THE BOBOS
>>62885860I dont get the barbel?
>>62885853Enjoy those AI bags.
>>62885862Not the girl ones...
>>62885868which charts are you looking at? I am already up from last week even Nvidia is green aftermarket. Typical retarded bobo.
>>62885834I am suicide betting my account on american produced helium.
>AXIOS: RUBIO INFORMS G7 PEERS THAT TRUMP CHOSE TO PRESSURE IRAN'S REGIME INSTEAD OF GOING TO WAR OR STRIKING A DEAL
>>62885841what you're seeing rn is the kospi slingshot effect. it's great but it can whipsaw in seconds and wipe you out
>>62885870cope raped bitch
>>62885873A strange hill to die on
>>62885856Peace is bullish for gold. I don't make the rules
KEK SOXL
Buying tqqq still..
>>62885876Is it morning in India already?
>>62885870Being up after nigger Thursday isn't really something to brag about unless you were all cash before.Don't forget to take profits before the next one.
>>62885847Blessed thread. Thank you.
>>62885873Remember us when your fucking teens on your island.
>>62885879Why? It's as good as any hill. Maybe better than most.
>>62885875koreans are crazy
>>62885890I'm actively researcing and I take it back, godspeed anon
>>62885889No i am a family man and gamer. I just don't want to work at my job anymore. It isn't that safe.
>>628858843SNV And tqqq
>>62885850Eck fucking scuse me
>>62885893We are all family men anon ; )
>>62885892We can all make it. There are like 4 helium pure plays all at various stages at market or soon to come to market and with various strengths and weaknesses.. and helium is needed in just about everything sexy and important right now.
>>62885874so it is war
Reminder for AI baggies to buy the bear market rally with margin and leverage.
>>62885896Please, you are giving me the ick.
Nice
>>62885898I know helium is a scam just because my schizo boomer dad has mentioned in recently in his rants about things to worry about. boomers are all being told to buy helium dogshit so I'm sure it will go to zerothe company is literally named bullshitting. amazin.
>>62885898How much is “made”? Stock analysts just claimed that running a 6% US budget deficit is sustainable due to nominal GDP growth. In reality, the sheer volume of credit issued each year to dilute the money supply is beyond imagination.
>>62885333Tried one of the countless GPU unlocker, HOLY SHIT IT'S FAST.And to think for years we had to deal with shitty placebo improvements with sage attention, flash attention, kitchen attention, whatever attention shit, while the answer was just this fucking HALF_SPEED=True flag Nvidia set up against us all alongMy it/s in ComfyUI went through the roof, it's fucking ridiculous
>>62885907Are you running it on windows or linux desu? I'm seeing that it's made for linux mostly
>>62885905Looks like the stocks already popped 175% from March so Im out. Could be more, and the Canal isn't getting fixed anytime soon but seems like asymmetrical risk to me.
>nine /smg/s>plus two missing /smg/ in the subject>eleven total
>>62885905It is not a scam. It is an integral part of the American plan for Energy Independence and it was always the plan to expand our gas far and wide over this great land. Yeah rare earths were great but you all know how that went and continues to go. Helium is ours. It's just Storage Wars. We always get the better deal, we always win.
>>62885909Windows, there a re quite a few unlockers that were made since then.I think this one has the nicest UI, alongside the benchmark, though I couldn't boot with the unlock. For some reason I feel like it didn't download the right files for my 4070Ti Super, but it's true it's a special case as has models with AD102 code and AD103 code. I guess other GPUs should be fine.https://github.com/MindAllik/GPU-Tensor-Unlock-UniversalThis second one is more rudimentary but worked fine, and that's what matters I guess: https://github.com/BrightRaider/universal-gpu-unlockI advise to use a throwaway USB stick and use this as a bootable key. That's what I did, it wrote the files on the USB key, then shut down the computer, wait 10s just to be sure nothing is left in ram or whatnot, restart the computer, press F2/F8/F11/whatever to show up the BIOS and its boot options, boot on the USB key, press U when prompted and hopefully it also works for you.There are most certainly ways to make it more permanent, namely by installing it close to the usual boot partition on your regular system SSD, but I don't want to mess up too much at this point. The bootable USB key solution is perfect. And it doesn't work, then just remove the USB key and you're back to your regular setup.
>futures
>>62885907this is antisemitic and bad for shareholders.
>>62885910>the Canal isn't getting fixed anytime soonit's already fixed, we are back to pre war level of exportation.
>>62885920are these unavailable for 5x because no one has it to test with or what's the deal?
>>62885928Nope, no 5000 series, Nvidia has better boot protections, kek
>>62885920thanks desu. Glad I didn't waste money on a "better" card to upgrade my 3060 for making gens (mostly lewds)
>>62885929made better boot protections*
>>62885917>He
>>62885929sad panda
>Masayoshi Son’s Huge Bet on Electrical Turbines Backfiresone of his trades backfired? no way
apple is coming out with an app that lets u chain together multiple macs to run large language models with a few clicks
>yields
>>62885942I'm coming out with an app that says nigger
>>62885942mah mac studio is surprisingly good at running models
>>62885947they gonna let u chain like four of those mfs together via thunderbolt and use all the ram as one big pool
neoclouds are the future
Bitcoin is getting fucked!
>>62885949my celebai contributions will be legendary
>>62885942>>62885949woamaybemaybe we couldchain computerz all over the world to compute shitand we could call that somethingsomething@home
>>62885942Ah yes this explains why they didn't renew their UNIX cert, typicvl AAPLEFUCKINGGODS
see you in septembear
>>62885957i'm still sad SETI@HOME ended
>>62885949business idea: allow people to use their computers over the web as a shared resource pool for running models.
>>62885957wehavebotnet@home
The markets seem cheerful.
>>62885964won't somebody think of the data centers?!?!
So when do I make my momey back or is this going to a 10 month-ish long dump like 2022?
buying all the SpaceX
>>62885964probs too slow dog thunderbolt 5 does 80gbps
>>62885961Unprotected sex with crab girl and me mating press creampie her pussy.
>>62885905
Anyone here registered to buy IPO shares of Anthropic? I want to go all in and sell them a day or so later but I have this feeling it will either dump immediately and screw over retail or the open price will be so high that unless you see your limit buy to something like $100 you get nothing and then it just giga pumps before retail can even buy in
post more bobina bros
>>62885848We need to bring it lower to make more money on Christmas rally gomen.
>>62885976Yes
SNXX anon, are you here? Is your portfolio doing okay?>>62885961I call dibs on Bobina, mine!
>>62885954wew
>>62885980She has to hibernate
Crabitha, Bobina, and Moolisa?
>>62885961>>62885976>>62885984I guess I would just have to settle with the female mumu (mumina), oh well.
>get indian scam call>the line connects back>call them repeatedly, tell them to kill themselves, the female ones fuck untouchables as their whores, and repeatedly tell them to kill themselves and their mothers will get plague>repeat until they block my calls from connectingkill jeets by gutting them in front of their families
>>62885989nice>>62885990crabitha needs some work to make her look unique, moolisa needs to be thiccer, bobina is perfect
Damn even fucking Core Wave is 14% up. AI stocks are going to explode so hard.
Hmm looking at the price action on SOXL is really making me think maybe I should retardmaxx on calls tomoroww
>>62885961I'll do anything to be inside Bobina
>>62885998>retardmaxx on calls tomorrowonly question is what strike and exp
>>62886000Is Decembers monthly a good one?
>>62885961I guess Im stuck with the curvy redheaded milk machine of gainz. Oh no.>>62885979In the past you had to be well connected to get IPO shares pre market. Palintir went to straight to market and it was a huge deal. SpaceX needing 25k was also very rare. This is new ground for all of us.We have all thought like you did but we just couldn't buy till 2 hours and 30% up after opening. Anthropic will probably be more desperate than spacex was so good chance you get shares.
>>62885990They already have namesBobina, Mumina, Crabitha>>62886000December idk maybe $60 strike?
>>62886000SPX 7700C 12/18Be there or be a square faggot
>>6288600230 days out at the money for max risk/reward
>>62885980
>>62885993>>62885990Crab hair is perfect though. ASI in 2 weeks.
>>62885992I like to pretend I have dementia and ask them to repeat everything until they hang up.
>>62886015>>62886009any mumina?
>>62886009PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPGET PREGNANT GET PREGNAT GET PREGNANT
>>62885990Why is bobina always the cutest one
CRWV going full retard after hours
What are the risks of SOXL dumping from a 50 bps hike? Idk if Dec 18, 60 strike is safe with the FOMC deciding whether or not rates will hike, but I can't imagine a 50 bps rate hike would work in SOXLs favor.
Is banging the Chinese a 11/10 strat to allow everyone to slurp before the (very good) earnings report?
>>62886026the beat estimates pretty good ngl
Fuck it im joining the mumus and buying 53 soxl calls in the morning wish me luck bros
NVDAPE 21.34 Forward PE 13.94
>>6288583425% VT25% BRK.B10% Vanguard mid cap value40% CashI am too retarded to invest itsoverI know market only goes up but I hold too much cash because I grew up in poor neighborhood and I always think "but what if market crashes?"Wish i had gigantic fat balls like chads so i could earn lots of money i never lost a lot but i also never earned a lot its so sad that i am retarded
>>62886038really good! fpe 14 is amazing!
>>62886042If thats what it takes to invest, thats what it takes. You are still ahead of your peers.Mathematically the best historical thing you can own is SSO but most can't psychologically. I think the best portfolio is owning the most SSO you can actually safely stomach than put whatever else you need into a security blanket to allow you to hold as much SSO as you can stomach.Your portfolio looks like a version of that.
>>62886023*PLABinspect in PLAB
my portfolio?44% SSO44% QLD11% NVDA
>>62886062Post the whole chart, retard>I already know you won't
>>62886073Kek, no idea what your talking about, or why you are needlessly agressive. This is why women wont fuck you, kill yourself poorfag.
>>62886062Can I get 1995 to 2025 please and thank you
wtf i love the stock market now
>>628860621885 2x chads rise up
LOOKS LIKE WE NEED A NEW THREAD THEMEyoutu.be/Cw1AIVduXRU
>>62886078Between 2001, 2007, and the 2009-2022 golden bull run it be an interesting answer. Wouldn't suprise me if the answers 100x.
where were retards panicking about coreweave again? now everything is ok and AI is back?
>>62886084Coreweave having cute earnings doesn't make their businesses model less shit and their debt more attractive
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAI WAS SUPPOSED TO LAST FOREVERIT WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE INFINITE MONEYLUDDITSFUDCHINKS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTRUMP DO SOMETHING
>>62886076Looks like babby's first week on the Internet is going well. You're talking to a master, kid, so show some respect
>>62886084lol
>>62886085Kind of does. Cost side is beyond ugly but everyone forgot how good the revenue side was. Compute futures are increasing. It might be a money burning pit but its a money burning pit with a shit ton of demand and fast growing revenue and margins.
>>62886092Kek, your old and an incel. Top it off you are a fucking uneducated retard that doesnt grasp how larger data sets are superior.Need graph though, I saved it and will use it going forward.You should still kill yourself though poorfag.
>>62886092Also it mainly says the same thing, 2?
>Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) has a trailing P/E ratio of approximately 108.6x to 112.8x
>>62886102Since you have a room temperature IQ and cannot grasp what you are looking at, simply give the image to a chat bot and ask it to think for you.
>want to make a new pc >annoyed having to look up what parts work with what >no attention span to look at reviews >finally get some halfway working parts line up in order >mfw when 4,000 dollars fuck this shit im going to become a drone fag im priced out of PC gaming
kevin pleasepump it some more!
>>62886106FPV is great man I've been meaning to get back into it and helis soon. Just need money lol. fuck. And im waiting to see what digital FPV wins post-DJI but I still got my analog shit until then
I caught a mouse and set him freeHope he makes it out there
>>62886105>Retard knows Im right.Kek, you cant even defend your own retard thesis. Hilarious. Smug though dumb. You must be confused on why women wont fuck you and why you dont have 7 digits. Angry at the world insulting random posts, kek. You should kill yourself.
>>62886078The child abusing his surrogate babysitter (iPad) can't help you, but I can
>>62886107this is a bussy pump i think. he's been ramping up QE lately. sasuga bussy sama.
Guys, I want you to watch this video or just glance over it for a bit. I found this channel not too long ago where the guy makes videos on redditors' gambles with options and leverage. I can say even without looking that most of the trannies on leddit are using paper trading to get their internet funny point to impess the egirls, some might be genuine but I digress. The videos are structured in a way that they make it seem really easy to turn 5k into a 100k and then some, making it out as the retard redditors didn't sell when they were up and thats why they lost it all because of greed. Then the guy sneakily plugs his shitty shady trading platform where you can 100x leverage on crypto and stocks without any identification or anything, I haven't even gone to the website but from the looks of it, its affiliate program gives part of traiding commissions of the users of the link to the link's creator. Looks like a psyop to me or another way to scam zoomers. What do you guys think?Heres the link to his newest video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwT2EATK_U8
>>62886116Except there was no SSO and it doesn't take into account the real borrowing costs and MER. For a nit picky forever alone autist who posts Eminem pictures Im suprised you let that pass.
Rape hike
>>62886115Just for fun I made a mockery of your ideas. If you beg me and apologize, I'll tell you what it is. No data hacking, 4 ETFs. But you have to beg.
>>62885977>>62885973do you have the one with the cat doing the 67?
>>62886119I WANT GIGA PUMP
HAPPENINGPOWERANON IS BECOMING AN HERO SOON>>>/pol/546018418
>>62886121> Examples: To create a simulated UPRO (3x S&P 500), you could use SPYSIM?L=3. If you wanted to adjust its swap exposure to 1.2 and its expense ratio to 0.9%, you could use SPYSIM?L=3&SW=1.2&E=0.9. If you wanted to see how 3x SPYSIM would have performed if its CAGR/volatility had been 9%/20%, you could use SPYSIM?L=3&UR=9&UV=20.> Common LETF proxy presets such as UPROSIM and TQQQSIM are listed in the Simulated Tickers catalog.
>>62886128If poweranon is a poltard, I'd be happy if he offed himself.
>>62886124>Your advice would turn 10k into 700k!Kek, you might be the biggest loser Ive seen. I dont want you to ever stop lolcow. Keep going.Id make a chart of all the women you've touched or friends you have but its hard to chart zero. You should kill yourself.
>>62886120Before anybody says I am a bot or a shill, you can just ignore my post. I just wanted to share something with you guys a thing that I found interesting and suspicious thats all. Stay away from options and cryoto.
>>62886130So you took my points and had chatgpt get answers like a jeet. Uh, well done retard?
>>62886135You have to be 18 or older to use this website
FUTES HAVE ALREADY EXCEEDED MY WILDEST EXPECTATIONS PLEASE ENJOY ANOTHER THREAD BANGERyoutu.be/cfFf0E-mXHQ
>>62886145So you just kind of gave up than. Too bad you wont give up at life. Your family must be so embarassed by their AI obsessed autistic loser son.
lean kaluas
>>62886156the lean kaluas seem to be negative
Are we still going to be in a bubble in 2027?
>>62885942tfw multiple macs would probably be cheaper than a decent 5090 rig to run llms
>>62886166I think soIt's honestly a weak ass bubble though I guess that's what happens when the product you are inflating it with only loses money and requires a totally permissive regulatory setting to work at all.
>>62886120I watch this guys vids regularly to watch reddit gamblers getting raped and his vids have high entertainment value
i bought the dip but not enough apparently, the fud that you faggots were spewing on thursday worked on me
It isn't a bubble until the bobos get buckbroke and capitulate
>>62886172I know they do but it kinda made me think I was watching some kike-propaganda video when I realized how its structured and how I am guessing it mostly targeted towards kids. Also from google:>The Trench.io Affiliate Program allows YouTubers, streamers, and trading creators to earn a 40% lifetime commission on trading fees generated by users they refer.
>>62886173No idea if this is true but I think the big one will have more people in disbelief than people panicking
>>62886173Sometimes, the market moves very quickly.
>>62886179I had to average down alot, buffy's advice of keeping a reserve helped me but I could only average down so much with 20% cash reserves. I deposited some more money and bought the dip again today, so far its looking good. I am thinking the fud might be over tomorrow. Also its jarring that not alot of people are discussing Anthropic's ipo here, you guys were litreally cuming for that scam of a kike company called spacex
>>62886179its ok bobos are quick too
>>62886173It was tied for the worst day in more than half a decade.
>>62886184I'm Canadian, So I am that moose.
>>62885839get a job
>>62885839Sam/Dario asking their chatbots how to become profitable
>>62886184Moose can't turn hard. If one rushes you stand still until the very last second then slip past it to the side. The moose will be defeated by sheer humiliation
>>62886198Sam Altman is on record saying he does this. When asked how his company will become profitable he said was just to make a smart AI and have it ultimately figure it out.
>>62885979Not yet but its definitely tempting and likely worth it..
I have a sneaky feeling tomorrow is going to be an insane fuck ass dump from hell with all of this overnight boosting
It's fucking Taco Tuesday in the Amazon warehouse I guess that's why they're playing mariachi music all fucking night. I'm about to do a heckin racism
i want some fuckin tacos now
Where do you guys get actual financial advice? I tried YouTube but it's all dogshit slop like "stop buying avocado toast" and "DCA into an index fund".
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>>62886212It's gatekept because most people who make it either live their life in solitude or are the most annoying faggots of all time trolling you on reddit and twitter saying your NGMI
>>62886212I pull dingleberries out of my buttcrack and cast them upon the ground to divine which 0DTEs I should buy
>>62886218you're*** fuuuuuuuck I should sleep.gonna fomo into soxl calls tomorrow
>>62886219Imagine the smell
>Futures
Should I move to New York City? I have $50k in the bank and no job.
>>62886223if you like wageslaving for your landlord then sure
>>62886223I wan to mag a foodurr und ))higherr(( sum1 bi git ting dem 2 )higher( me 2 identeefi gud targits 4 gibs. U wud b purrfektYusDu eet
>>62886221the smell tells you it's working
>>6288622350k is like one month of rent in Manhattan
>slurped the pico bottom twice in a rowWhen it rains it pours
>>62886232Shuudub u fudDas mii meel tiggid
>>62886212there are two strategies>buy an index fund and buy it with leverage if it ever dumps>insider tradeeverything else is noise
>>62886223If you move to the midwest nowhere you could probably retire on 50k.
>>62886212Economics DegreeRich Finiance friends to explian stuff, chat with.Reddit and Here, if you derive fun well learning it wont feel like work. 98% is garbage but the more you learn the more you spot gems.Tim Ferris fanboyForward Guidance PodcastMost controversial of all Peter Schiff. Guys a permabear and wrong, but hes great in a down market and he does know his Econ.>t. 3mil at 34
I do not trust this african-american market.
>>62886223I live in NYC. Many idiots actually do this and survive so idk. But it's an expensive city, I pay like 4k in rent.
>>62886212>Where do you guys get actual financial advice?what are you implying you fucking newfag
>>62886235Are you the whitest man on pol?
>>62886241show portfolio as proof.
squirrel bear
>>62886250Wide? I have nut tot ub datI fink du cooler ub mii skken b bloo sum wid red splooches soota hareee Moose lee yell-o doughY?
>>62886036Im still being cautious thobeit. I shouldve done it last week Thursday but I think i bought very little of some other pick. I dont want a repeat of July where theyd pump it 1 or 2 days and then rugpull it and then a week later repeat
>>62886243Me either but i do want to claw back my losses>>62886251Woman on the left is disgusting. Literally keeps dancing like a whore after hitting her own kid which starts crying
>>62886251NoIts a bitch with the CDN banks, and its a bitch with a tablet.So much so I took a pic of my best day, on a tablet from my computer. This was when I went all in on SOXL in the Liberation dump. Best you get.
>>62886220Doo semi r yoused 4 droonz? Du nut 4head wittoot fundee-mentals. Tink ob du droonz Wen dey kneedz droonz iz UhI don't huana chegg gorefest treadz on/pole du eet yerselv
Keep gooning to femboys sugoi desu ne
>>62886212>actual financial advice?dont lose money
I want every last AI baggie to go all-in tomorrow with maximum margin and leverage. Do not leave any dry powder unspent.
>>62886292Already bought the dip
>>62886033Expect next quarter's sales to be lower given China accounted for over 22% of sales in 2026
>>62886294Have you used all your margin funding at max leverage? That means you still have dry powder that you should use to go long right now.
So this is it? We're in the singularity?
So hypothetically speaking say I just bought 20k worth of SOXL at $62, how long until SOXL $310? I mean come on in under 3 trading days it went up 50%, surely it can pump 500%, right? It's picotop was $302 just some months back.
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>>62886308
>>62886302Did you not see Chat give the crab girl crab hair. >>62885990Singuliarity confirmed. ASI in 2 more weeks.
>>62886292I bought some just a short while ago. My instincts are telling me they are going to do a bullshit pump where SOXL might just end up at $100, crab, dump to like $70, pump to $100, fomo happens, dump to $80, continue the pump for several days to $150....
>>62886314Why stop at SOXL shares? OTM SOXL calls would let you buy the bear market rally with even more leverage.
>>62886164That's understandable. We can work it out.
>preppers are making offgrid computers running LLM's so they have massive amounts of information accessable in a SHTF situationyeah i think AI is here to stay
>>62886322plug here for Strata. i was genuinely surprised how well it worked.
>>62886319Kek this. So much this. Just buy 70 calls tomorrow and become rich. It's that easy
Pump todayDump tomorrowFriday stabilization at a lower point than last week.Remember this is too gay year for gains. Trumpet is bad for bussiness.
>>62886322Good way to get yourself killed. That's like saying they're all relying on the anarchist cookbook and it's now their 2nd bible. Good for them though.
holy shit soxl is up 11% overnight
>>62886329coreweave +16%
anons if you had $50k and were 26 would u just leave everyone u know behind? i need to be free.
>>62886329Yeah bro. We're all going into calls at 830 am sharp. Be there or be square.
>>62886329Korea rises
>>62886332Nigga having 50k at 26 is bottom of the barrel at this point have you seen how much shit costs
I mean of course AI is not going away. I would hope that much is clear even to retards by now. Writets, designers and programmers need to learn to use it to survive. Hate wont change a thing. This whole anti AI movement is just propped by hate. The hate about realizing you are easily replaceable.
>>62886335bruh i need to figure something out fast. i need 7 figures.
If you're dead serious about getting rich from investingyou have 4 companies in your portfolio, and run it low drag because you know you can win.if you're a bit scared you might fall over, you do it with 5 companies and just strap on some knee pads and elbow pads. they won't slow you down much.if you're scared you're going to fall over. you put on all that other shit, ankle support, and a helmet and go with 6 companies in your portfolio. That's 6 companies, and you're starting to pick up some serious drag now.7 companies, you''re scared to death that you'll fuck up and fall, you're running it full suited, helmet elbow pads, knee pads, mouth piece, everything8 companies, full padded suit now that way if you fall at least it won't hurt but there's very little chance you're going to win at this point9 companies, you've given up on even trusting your footing at all. you're going to run the race in crutches10+ companies, you're racing in a wheelchair that way you can't even fall but you're never going to win
>>62886332Depends on the country anon.If US of Aids then you are too poor yet. Need like 5x as much at least.
>>62886337If stocks dump and you buy the pico bottom on leverage you are laughing. Problem is everyone wants that dump to do this meaning it will doubtfully happen. Who knows though.
>>62886332i left home with 15k at 22, no high school diploma no job. it wasn't a very good choice. stay home, go to college, get a stem degree. that's where the girls and the opportunities are. you go to new york with nothing you'll leave with less. you have to play by their rules to stay with the decent people, you throw the dice you end up being exploited by landlords, slave drivers, and surrounded by dumb poor miserable people that will only drag you down
>>62886339try 50x
>>62886336Deepens
The sooner you baggies go max long on max leverage on max margin, the sooner we can capitulate down to zero.
kospi?
Is he still cool or just a loser?>>62886334Bear mkt dead cats
NBIS will triplebeat and pump to $200 by the end of the week
>>62886346Anon wants to be self sufficient.Not to straight up make it.
>>62886327That's a smart way to put it. They are curious cats that's all. They just want to know what wood and fertilizer can really do. What motivates them is the cause. It's clearly not fear, or greed, that's Mister Money Boy stuff. So I guess it's just not about the money, some things really are just more important, as it stands. When it's over we just win them over a ton. We are not so different then, just miss under stood.
>>62886352I've always thought Trump used this dirt on Huang to inflate the AI bubble and dump overpriced GPUs on China. Eventually, the market will realize that scaling to larger models yields diminishing marginal returns. The real bottleneck is moving to the application layer—integrating toolchains with LLMs—which is precisely why Intel and AMD are poised to become far more relevant.
>>62886292>>62886301>>62886319>>62886350Imagine being this salty you missed out on all the gains. What a loser! You need to put everything in the market now or you will never have sex! If you don't make it today it won't even matter! Remember you can always rope when it doesn't work out.
>>62886353Inshallah
>>62886357When did you switch from Taylor Swift posting?
>>62886359like 2 weeks ago, pay attention
goodnight /smg/
>>62886360What did Taylor do?
i'm gonna put it in.
>>62886362I just don't feel very religious at the moment
>>62886356Meds
>>62886357I rode the dump down to the local bottom, took profit at a 400% gain, and now you're going to fund my next entry by buying the bear market rally. Joke's on you, Turkroach.
>>62886356Intel is not relevant for like 5 years now and wont be relevant for a few years more anon
>>62885834Im looking at the kospi. I cant do it, I cant crabby chop anymore. Goodbye.
Nigger Wednesday inbound. No fucking way everyone doesn't sell on open
>>62886380Nah pump today. We dump tomorrow to lose all imaginary gains
>>62886120Every single one of these investing influencer or whatever type faggots is trying to sell something. It's because income from people buying your product is considerably more secure than income from the stock market.
Turkroach always accuses me of calling the top but missing the bottom. That USED to be true, however I have now ascended. In the process of making a 40X gain on SMCI, only to have it go back to where it was, I have obtained supernatural knowledge of tops AND bottoms. It turns out that some lessons really are worth half a million dollars. I am unstoppable.
>>62886382That's what I'm hoping for man. Retarded pump for one more day and then it all crashes back down lol. I stay the fuck away from SOXL and semis on Friday
>>62886355It's too pleasant making it habit forming. There's psychosis and also the mirror phenomenon. You may be proposing or alluding to a avalanche scenerio. A computer in the room wouldn't prevent the nature of survival. Raising someone to survive in the wild, out in the woods? You would need at least 1 generation able to do that and live that as a lifestyle. The people who think that's what they want do not know what they're talking about.
>>62886356>I've always thought Trump used this dirt on Huangremember about a year ago Trump make some negative comment about Huang and NVDA, something about wang not ok staying on as CEO but about a week later wang went to the white house and Trump approved some funding or chips sales to China? My be Trump was briefed then Huang's wang was a security threat.
>>62886201Don't fuck with moose. I once watched one fuck up a solid steel 1970s f250 to the point that it's engine dropped out.
Opinions on CVI? I'm using my robots to find potential moonshots and they keep hitting on this one. They're also thinking about SANM but only if it makes moves in the morning tomorrow.
>>62886092>sell in 2009These graphs would be a lot more valid if they showed the return distribution across all start and end years.
>>62886406>CVIlmaoyes, get your moonshot on some oil company when oil was just at $100great idea
>>62886411Intredasting. What do you think about SANM?
>>62886406>robotswhat?
>>62886415I'm experimenting with using AI as a sweeper to process tons of fuzzy data. I'm using play money because it probably won't work, but it's just a test so I don't care.
AI: literally if it pumps during the day it dumps overnight and if it dumps during the day it pumps overnight. If it's the weekend there's no overnight so if it pumps on Friday it dumps on Monday and vice versa. Is anyone here making money off this?
>>62886419If you notice a consistent pattern then you can make money on it. Problem is patter will last for a time then stop so dont get left holding a bag.
>>62886419eh... I dont really think its that simple
>>62886413SANM looks pretty goodbut if you want a moonshotCLS is a better playThey're both in the same industrybut CLS is aggressively reinvesting capital into itself balls to the wallSANM is more conservative. CLS is reinvesting 3x more capital into epanding its businessSANM is distributing yield to shareholders with buybacksthey're similarly valued. SANM is at a little bit better discount but not enough to matterso if you want a moonshot in the same industry, CLS is the play you want to make not SANM
>>62886429CLS has been fucking moonshotting all night
>>62886429>>62886413CLS is reinvesting in capacity expansion,vertical integrationSANM is returning the profits to shareholders with buybacks, though they are rienvesting in capacity just not nearly as much as CLS
>>62886212I kind of have a similar question but it’s for news sources specifically. Every mainstream news outlet is obviously embedding their political narrative within each headline, so it’s incredibly difficult to trust them. I just can’t find any good impartial site to look at econ news desu
>>62886432SANM if you want to play it safeCLS if you actually want a moonshotboth companies are making money hand over fist right now, though
what types of stocks do i slurp for christmas rallies?
>>62886429>SANM is more conservativeI was looking for more conservative options so it seems like my systems are atually somewhat working. Maybe the problem is I'm looking too conservative.
>>62886441you should start slurping space ETFs, NASA is pumping out like 3 videos a week so you know the something big is coming.>why ETF?because unless you have insider news on which company NASA will pick to have the honor of being on the mission its best to have a bit of everything. buy WARP
SOXL dumping, it was an honor gentlemen
MU is still cheap at 750.
>>62886338what if I have fifty two stocks for each week of the year?what is that situation?
>>62886441Santa rallies are fueled by retail investors, so try to figure out what sector retail would be excited aboutSomething like this maybe>>62886456
>>62886456not what i FUCKING ASKED AAAAAAAAAAA
>>62886456Just buy spacex and if itsnt spacex it will all pump anyways because space stocks all pump together. The important thing is use as much leverage as possible
>>62886456nasa is going to go back to the moon
>>62886488>go backWhat did they rediscover the technology they lost?
>>62886484How the hell does space x even make money?
>>62886493They don't make money we already unlocked gay space communism you just weren't invited that's why the stock price is high. They have literally 0 products or technology. Just the gay space communist AI likes Elon musk a lot for some reason
>>62886493Presumably they sell products and services, and charge their customers more than it costs to produce said items, the difference representing financial profit to investors
was that the top?
>>62886491Turns out all they had to do was fire the niggers
>>62886493Starlink makes them a shitton of money
>>62886504It appears so my friend
>>62886502Ok don't get fucking cute with me...
Could this happen ever again?
>>62886511Buddy we are going below that.
>>62886509Where's my motharufking money rocker
>>62886511Yes but most likely we have another decade of pumping
>>62886511Yes it can, but it’s rather unlikely
>>62886505>Turns out all they had to do was fire the niggersWhat? Didn't they claim 3 black chick janitors or something were the only reason we went to the moon in the first place or some stupid shit like that? Think they even made a movie about it, I think it was called madea goes to space or some shit.
>>62886513YOUR MONEY!?!?!? You guys owe me money!!!!! just had to pay $3300 that I don't have to get my car fixed!!! Gib me $10000 NOW!!!!!!
>>62886511No, markets must go up no matter what.
>>62886493theyve been delivering shit on falcon no?from ai: like most space companies they competed for government/nasa contracts.spacex nowadays make 5-10% from contracts and THE REST is from AI shit (data centres, grok, data centers)
>>62886319Because I can't options trade at this hour and in case the pump continues overnight I have some cheap shares locked in. I was intending to huy SOXL calls but dod this instead for the time being.
>>62886387We long to live free but also connect. It is a puzzler for sure. I can extend Grace as far as the eye can see, your Justice is required to keep us right.I think we agree that I'm just missing the French connection. Peace, love and understanding is what I'm built to seek. Habits can be good or bad this is true, let us stay alert and tread with caution. Because we are all guilty to some degree, but guilt alone is not a fated life sentence. Curiosity, bravery, and conviction cannot be jailed in us, and it got us this far and will do so farther still. Grace and Justice are not in opposition in nature and when they are Divine together, I consider it real true Beauty, no myths ands or buts.Avalanches are unstoppable corrections. Before they occur, a check process with continual vigilance might work, and if it doesn't, gets us as close as possible to staying safe when the downpour is coming. The check system by computer or any means makes this possible. Without Good Judgement, we don't also have balance. Checking too much and too loudly triggers an early cascade.Generation is key. There are some who do live in the woods this way, we may exist not to conquer re-educate or ignore but exist in parallel. It may not be a charge to bring them home if they are already there.And the last point: You read my mind! Genius!
>>62886521You still cooking some? It's looking devious
>>62886519Still feels sussy considering trannies are just a couple days away from breaking into Musk's house and killing him.
>>62886511You a time traveler or something?
Soxl niggers!! Holy shit!
kek AI baggies
OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS
>>62886385Sauce me, how do I trade SMCI stock? Is there a pattern to watcb for?
>>62886544You have to be one of the first people in the world to realize that it's a fraudulent company, and then ride high delta puts during an 85% drop. EZPZ
>>62886540wdym "baggies"? AI is pumping like crazy dude. The unleveraged Semiconductor ETFs already completely recovered from the recent dump. I hope this retard who kept talking about "it's more important to miss the worst days in the market" learnt his lesson. You literally can't time the bottom and when the recovery will start. Every bear was so bearish just 2 days ago, expecting everything will go lower for weeks or months and now they are all priced out again, sitting on the sidelines, or worse, they were shorting and got liquidated.
CoreWeave +17% on EU opening.
>>62886551HOLY KEK AI BAGGIES LMAO
>>62886550So....when do I buy puts or is it call buying time? Or is inbetween time where i must wait?
Ngl cuz, this nigga's getting annoying fr no cap
>>62886551>and now they are all priced out againUhh what? SOXL $60 isn't priced out if it goes back to $100. If it is then you're basically saying there aren't much more gains to be had.
>>62886553well, whatever helps you cope with your financial losses I guess, but S M H and SOXX are currently up 4.54% in EU markets and the Nasdaq just shot straight up 2%. Even Nvidia is up almost 3% today. AMD up 5.4%. Holy shit today is going to be a bad day for the AI bears.
>>62886459What??? SOXL is up 13% right now.
>>62886559NVDA is going to tumble on earnings next tuesday when Huang walks out during the call and commits seppuku for sleeping with a chink spy
>>62886558Of course you're not priced out if you are a normal person who is thinking logically, but I was talking to an AI permabear here. SOXL is already much more expensive today than it was 2 days ago and after today, it'll be even more expensive, which means psychologically it is literally impossible for bears to buy back in. Instead they probably think SOXL is overbought and they start buying SOXS and they keep losing even more money as SOXL reclaims the $100 mark over the next months.
>>62886555>>62886559I took profit at the local bottom, and now AI baggies are going to go into margin debt while buying the bear market rally fund my next entry. kek AI baggies
>>62886565*to fund my next entry
Does anyone find it sus that a lot of the semis even before the pump had options this far otm expiring this week at expensive prices? Like look at coreweave. Despite the huge pump on it, it was basically a high risk gamble to buy options on it
>>62886565you made profits? how much?
>>62886569Not my problem.
>>62886569Buddy.... Ok you will become baggot and scoopsies best friend because you mogg them if this account is actually yours. I will give you a name if this is actually your account. We will talk about how much it will cost you later.
>>62886565After yesterday's and today's rally you are still expecting lower lows anytime soon? Lmao. I'm afraid 2 days ago was as cheap as you are ever going to get. I'm sure in a year or two once the Nasdaq has gone up another 50% and then has a 5-10% correction, you will act all smug once again that you found a new potential entry point.
>>62886572it's just a ledger. that's my trading volume not my account size, and i borrowed all that money. it's me john.
>>62886574kek AI baggies, you're such lolcows that I'm running out of laughing frogs
I guess coreweavd going bankrupt was already priced in
>>62886578Coreweave is up 17% today after their earnings call. Bankrupcy worries are off the table. I guess even the worst and most speculative AI companies are in much better shape financially than the bears wanted you to believe.
>>62886581>than the bears wanted you to believe.But the people making the claims weren't anons. Iirc this stuff was in the news, so who was making the news that this was the case?
>>62886581KEK AI BAGGIES
>>62886581I'm not a doomer, but I wouldn't touch coreweave and most a.i. stocks with a 10 foot pole
>>62886581Don't be a moron now anon.Those earnings call are as false as the peace deals with Iran.You can't even imagine how much fuckery they do to make their finance looks good.
>>62886575Wait a minute. How much fucking margin are you trading with?
>>62886587i try to size my trades appropriately. i have traded very heavily this year.
>>62886588Ok but are you trading on margin? Don't dodge that question
>>62886581>Bankrupcy worries are off the table.no at all. that pump will not last.
>1.71 shares on NVDA>1.79 shares on INTC>2.09 on SOXLAm I GMI or fucked?
>>62886584Neither would I, I'm just saying if a stock shoots up 17% after an earnings call, clearly analysts have found the bankrupcy fears to be not very valid. Do you think the large institutional investors don't do their due dilligence and consult their own analysts before they buy back in?
>>62886590gotta risk it for the biscuit
>>62886593>Analysts are the ones buying a stock after hours or on the KOPSILOL
are we thread-y?
>>62886551PLEASE PLEASE LET THE NEW BAKE BE "/smg/ AI baggie edition"
>>62886606should i bake?
>>62886603Don't be like that. Also what poster are you? I can't identify you based on the anime girl you posted.
feelin' fruity today - pinkish mayhappenings, make a fruity thread
New thread>>62886610>>62886610>>62886610
>>62886609i log all my trades on /bant/
>>62886609holy retard
>>628865113 financial crisis + 2 fullscale invasions happened in that short timespan, so no it's very unlikely a downturn will prolong that long
>>62886553This laughing pepe frighten.
