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>>62888378
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NVDA bros?
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is this Nick Gurr pump sustainable yes or no
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NVDA just fell off a cliff
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>>62888980
I thought I told you stop spamming this fucking refrigerator
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*NVIDIA (NVDA) CEO JENSEN HUANG HAD AFFAIR WITH SUBORDINATE VP: NYT

*HUANG'S ALLEGED RELATIONSHIP WAS WITH NVIDIA (NVDA) HEALTH CARE VP KIMBERLY POWELL
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Yeah I'm thinking SOXL puts tomorrow fellas. I'll see what happens overnight but I just really have a feeling tomorrow is red. Hope I'm right
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>>62888976
Any NBIS deep divers? Im scared of the 27 P/S but love the 600% revenue growth. Not sure how yo balance that out...
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it's not just a "sex scandal" but a whole corruption affair that involve the president and his administration. you would be very naive to believe that the incoming democrats congress will not jump on this. The problems for jensen and nvidia only have begun. I can already see Elizabeth Warren salivating.

https://archive.is/UQ3On
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>>62888980
I love this lil fridge like you wouldn't believe
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Anthropic bypassing Cuda is 100x worse than jensen sticking his huang in some Chinese honeypot.
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>>62888991
>not a bug

WTF
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>>62888991
Another one?
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>>62888980
>second affair
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>Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship With Nvidia Executive Who Reports to Him
>Mr. Huang, Nvidia’s chief executive, is already facing scrutiny over an affair with a Chinese businesswoman who U.S. intelligence determined was a Chinese spy.
>Jensen Huang, the leader of Nvidia who is under investigation for an affair with a woman who U.S. intelligence determined is a Chinese spy, also had an extramarital relationship with an executive who reports to him, according to five people who worked at the company.
>The relationship, which has not been previously reported, was with Kimberly Powell, Nvidia’s vice president of health care, said the people, who spoke under the condition of anonymity to describe sensitive information. Under Nvidia’s code of conduct, employees are told to “avoid situations where our actions create conflict” including “personal relationships,” and the company states that it “promptly investigates reports of misconduct.” Many corporations have policies against managers having relationships with subordinates.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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MULTIFUCKS
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>>62888988
Someone called her an orangutan and I cant unsee it. Yet I wanted to fuck her in Dune.
>>62888993
PPI could (will) be brutal. It uses less replacement than CPI. I think reds a safe bet.
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THEY FINNA GIVE MY CHIGGA THE BILL COSBY TREATMENT
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>>62889002
troon
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>>62889006
She makes more sense
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BUY NVD
NOT NVDA
NVD
YOU'RE SHORTING NVDA WITHOUT RISKING INFINITE DEBT
NOW IS THE TIME
NOW IS THE TIME
jk i don't know what i'm talking about but this doesn't look good
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>>62889004
>>62889006
Jesuschrist, seriously, somebody tell me what the hell is going on in the US? This is like one of those Mexican telenovelas o_O. Like the English royal family or something. Do I now have to research the love life of the CEO of a company?
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>>62888991
>>62889006

yep, jensen his gone. read what happened to ceos like Harry Stonecipher (Boeing) or Brian Krzanich (Intel).
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Tradingview alternatives with more free stuff (mainly interested in indicators)?
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>>62889002
Uh, thats a handsome woman.
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>>62888980
>>62888991
>sir, a second affair hit the second GPU towers
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JENSEN HUANG HAD SEX FOR A SECOND TIME
DUMP IT
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>>62888998
It's confirming he's just a fuccboi, not a corrupt supermind.
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Shes lowk built like a troon.

Jensen has HORRID taste in women
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>>62889026
At his age pussy is pussy
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What's the over/under on a 3rd mistress coming out? This has been one of the best days on /smg/ recently.
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they really want Johnson Richard Wang out
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nvidia dumping already, volume going up.
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>>62889017
Why is a jeet in my thread. We need to rangeban India/Singapoor.
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Jensen you DOG!
Seriously though, why are we like this menbros? Why are we so weak when it comes to sexual temptation?
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AAAAAAA SOME OLD CHINK HAD SEX NOW EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE POOR RIGHT NOW
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KEKAROOOOOOOOOO IT'S BACK IN THE RED AGAIN
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>>62889026
These tech nerds that became this successful will always be the weird guy at the high school table. They crave for love. For true love. And deep inside, they know they will never be loved for who they are. They are so rich, they are so successful, they have to go everywhere with dozens of bodyguards. They will never experience a pure and innocent relationship. So it's either these kinds of affairs, prostitute or go full Satanic to the Epstein Island.
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>>62889019
You could literally vibe code trading view with free delayed data and the shitty pinescript
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>>62889035
Because women just HAVE to be fuckable.
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>>62889032
I've told you a thousand times I'm European. You guys went ballistic on me about saving our asses and veterans day or something o_O
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>>62889035
You seen his wife?
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>>62888993
Sorry the more women Jensen dicks down the higher SOXL goes up I don't make the rules
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>futures
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>>62889042
Kind of like you and white women. Kill yourself Darjeet.
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>>62889035
Most losers never got it out of their system.
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So now a man having sex is worse for the stock market than the closing of the Strait of Hormuz? I can't keep up with this anymore.
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>>62889046
I mean bashing the Brits on Nov 11th is peak spiritually brown.
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>>62889048
>You seen his wife?
Nothing a little plastic surgery can't fix.
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>Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship With Nvidia Executive Who Reports to Him

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/11/technology/jensen-huang-nvidia-affair.html

IT'S SO OVER
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Is nobody else getting scared at just how coordinated this hit job is so far? YJK there are some powerful groups orchestrating this shit bent on getting rid of Jensen. Fuck me.
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>>62889006
>>62888991
what in the godman FUCK is wrong with this guy
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hundreds of thousands shares are being dumped. someone at ny times must have made good profit.
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>>62888980
Stop posting tihs webm you god damned N3gr6
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>>62889060
Who is this bitch, shes posted everywhere and it freaks me out.
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A lot of people must have put huge bets against Nvidia and Huang. They fully activated the fake news cycle
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>>62888991
lol, I even said the whole nvidia company should be locked up, not just jensen, everyone in that company. no amount of scared future bagholders is going to stop it.
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Did someone just dropped their TSLA bags?
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>>62889059
Who is bashing the brits? I don't care about your holidays, that's true. Why would I care?

When did you guys become so emotional? I thought you Americans were very proud of your protestant ethic. So emotional. Like Mexicans. FOOD FOR THOUGHT!
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let he who hasn't had sex with a chinese spy cast the first stone.
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>>62889067
Michael Dell's wife
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What will 2 weeks from now bring? Lots of Bobos warning of this but none are explaining their reasoning.
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>>62889035
>Why are we so weak when it comes to sexual temptation?
I heard it's because there's an alien space wizard that does it.
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the voice in my head said NVDA $150 now it makes sense
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>>62889075
Hot! Thanks.
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>>62889057
Maybe Trump should have been CEO of Nvidia...
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>>62889061
He wants to go.
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>>62889043
so if you don't have an answer why bother replying? give me your vibecoded mess then
>I won't
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right now dozen of hedgies are running back to their bloomberg terminal.
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NVDAGODSWTFWT
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How do we feel about soxl after this
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this would've never happened to old Jensen
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Hahahahahhahahahahahhah I told you niggers to sell all tech stocks
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>>62889072
You have 3 posts in a row. Im sure you are broke poorfag why are you even here?
Also not a Yank, or a limey, or spiritually brown.
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>>62889091
But AMD is up AH o algo?
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>>62889084
Give me a sec unironically
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the ah is dumping this hard just imagine how much worse the market tomorrow shall be
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>>62889090
He is thirsty
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WHAT IN THE FUCKING NIGGERS?
SOMEBODY FROM THE FUCKING BOARD OF DIRECTORS CAN HIRE A HOE 24/7 FOR JENSEN HUANG?
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>>62889100
I'm not deleting system32 but I am curious now mr dubsia
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>>62889096
Zoom out
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Holy fuck im going all in on SOXL puts it's genuinely over tomorrow
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>>62889102
God damn he has a taste for ugly chicks. Why do so many of the richest dudes out there go for the ugliest broads?
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>>62889102
This brotha is starvin'
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IS THERE A FOREIGN SPY JENSEN HASN'T HAD SEX WITH!
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when are we getting the shorts patch they have it too easy
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>>62889021
NIIIIIGGGERRRRRSSSSS
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This looks buyable
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Soxlbros. I was wrong, sorry for being a tranny.
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>coordinated news drops on Huang’s Wang
>Fed teasing 50 bps hike
>Trump truth-posting this is what you asked for on the -5% down day
How salty is he that he lost the midterms that the admin is now maxing out FUD to crash the market?
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>>62889093
Sorry If I hurt you, I'm just having a blast watching the markets. But seriously, I know it's been a hard week for many people and I understand that some of you get so emotional. I understand people are all worked up. No resentment on my part, man. Have a good one!
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Are they going to stop making chips now? Because Jensen put his penis in this other bitch? She's not even a fucking spy.
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>>62889102
To be fair, I bet you she would produce some strong sons.
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>>62889117
It's okay bro. I genuinely don't know to short soxl or nvda tomorrow lmfao. But I feel like SOXL is safer
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>>62889120
>He thinks Trump has anything to do with any of that
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>>62889125
...nigger NVDA is the one that's safer
Also sorry >>62889108
that I didn't (You) you
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>>62889125
I'll admit I laughed at you when it dipped down to 40. Holy fuck I was wrong.
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NBIS will save us
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>>62889121
Kill yourself poverty fag.
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>>62889126
Trump knew about the chinese spy April and did nothing about it.
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I really don't know what to buy now.
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>>62889126
>implying Trump/the admin hasn’t been propping up the market since he shabbos goy’d into Iran
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>>62889131
they were probs collecting evidence dude giving them rope to hang themselves
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SECOND JENSEN AFFAIR CONFIRMED
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>>62889135
AMD
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>>62889139
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/11/11/nvidia-jensen-huang-affair-employee.html
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>>62889135
yeah idk man some stuff looks cheap but there's nothing i really feel confident about loading up
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>>62889126
>communist sex felon President has nothing to do with Nvidia CEO sex scandal
yeah sure bro
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>>62889127
Yea, Jensens fucked. Company is safe.
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These fucking niggers really had to announce this second affair AH btw
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>>62889135
RDDT
SOXS
KO
SOFI
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>>62889131
trump knew since October 2025. (ny times)
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kek AI baggies
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KEKVIDIA
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>>62889141
also did u see his nepo kids are both getting 1 million plus salaries out of nvidia despite being "non-technical"? it's over man it is over
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>>62889122
>Are they going to stop making chips now?
No, but this means Jensen is very likely done as CEO, and Jensen IS Nvidia. He gets like 30 direct reports from every subdivision.
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>>62889138
>just let the spy gain as much intel as possible before she flees to china bro

brilliant.
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What time for NBIS earnings tomorrow?
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see i can forgive a guy for getting seduced by a some operative trained in that kind of shit, but if he was banging some hr lady too, well it's fucking over for him, get him the tf out
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WHAT HAPPENS IN TWO WEEKS, BOBO?
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>>62889160
8 AM
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Kek, AMD is nigga pumping just because it isn't NVDA
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I'm putting in a 100k limit buy order for NVDA $150. Where there's smoke there's fire. This scandal is only beginning.
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>>62889135
TMUS
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This is just like with the tariffs or the taco's. After 10 or 20 affairs, nobody will care about who J Huang is fucking
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NVDA CRASHING THIS BANE WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>62889154
so who can step in and be ceo tho? joni srouji from apple ?
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massive dump of nvda right now, lmao hedgies finally have arrived to their bloomberg terminals.
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HOLY FUCK NIGGER NO SURVIVORS
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WHAT THE NIGGER SHIT NINE PERCENT
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mfw I wholeheartedly believed that this scandal would just blow over within a week and now it’s most certainly going to fuck over NVIDIA. Unsure if it’s best to cut my losses at this point
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>>62889163
Thank God I remembered to buy QQQ puts today then
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800 000 shares dumped instantly
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>>62889171
NVIDIA 9% dip, lol.
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I BET YOU'RE GLAD YOU BOUGHT THE NVIDIA DIP, HUH BAGGIES?
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>>62889120
Kek, the midterms really were the final straw
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LMAOVIDIA
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SELL NVIDIA
BUY WEBULL
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umm dare I say it's literally finito
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>>62889139
Semis ended up pumping after the first affair came out. Maybe it'll happen again. Kinda shows big dick energy when Mr Niggervidya keeps banging all the women around him.
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>>62889178
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Wall Street Jew: "It's ousting time"
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this is generational opening to get in for NVDIA right?
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>>62889164
Don’t forget meta will have 10% AMD shares and them basically get chips for free.
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>>62889127
You might be right but I feel like its gonna dump so hard it'll upside
>>62889128
Dude it's genuinely over lmao
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>>62889175
Why >>62888996
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this NVDA shit is so fucking stupid i do not care if the ceo is cheating on his wife that should not be a thing that matters
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why is trashvida is dumping in after hours so hard?
and why avgo pumping?
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lmao I almost bought nvda today

I've been sitting on $70k cash for month don't know what the fuck to do
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>>62889006
Imagine having it all and fucking it up to bang hags.
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>that one /smg/ poster that bought the top today
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Goddamn
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can the market be halted in the extended hours? lel
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>>62886704
KeK !!! Shaggies !!!
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>Nvidia is Preparing to Oust Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I called it like 4 minutes ago >>62889154

https://www.wsj.com/business/nvidia-is-preparing-to-oust-nvidia-ceo-jensen-huang-30f421ad?mod=WSJ_home_mediumtopper_pos_1
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Of course this shit comes out the ONE FUCKING TIME I hold SOXL after the market close and I can't trade after hours.
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My nvda call
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>>62889190
Market is pricing in if he's gonna step down
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>>62889193
Unironically Reddit stock is performing well for me
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kek AI baggies
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subhumans, do i sell nvda?
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every time this chink fucks a woman an investor loses half his savings wtf
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>>62889186
depends if they get a good ceo or some random dickhead who doesn't know shit, how does it usually go when the founder is fired? at apple it went legendarily bad
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>>62889184
>>62889178
"Sorry it took me so long. I had to wrestle those picture out of the hands of 10 Sexy Mossad Agents." - Richard Soxus
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What do you call this
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>>62889201
>I can't trade after hours.
what type of garbage ass broker do you have
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>>62889106
Claude made this. It needs the free API key from Twelve Data for stocks but I didn't screw with that yet. You could have it bake in the indicators you want in the prompt, but it comes with some already
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HALP!!!
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>JUST IN - Nvidia shares drop after reports that Jensen Huang had an another affair with an executive who reported to him.

https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2120644792967446736
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>>62889174
Told you guys rich people dont trust liars. Its never one lie.
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>>62889190
it's not only about cheating. it's about corruption and being reliable. jensen knew he's the ceo and still decided to put the investors at risk for sex.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62888746
I'M GETTING HEEMED BEFORE EARNINGS
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WOOOOO
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WSJ: Nvidia is Preparing to Oust CEO Jensen Huang

https://www.wsj.com/business/nvidia-is-preparing-to-oust-nvidia-ceo-jensen-huang-30f421ad
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I told you guys not to touch Nvidia until Jensen resigns, which is guaranteed. Stock is going much lower, got my eyes on 120-130
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Ok now THIS is funny.
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PRAY FOR JENSEN
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Uhh, why does the market care if the ceo loves one, two or three women? How does that impact the company in any way?
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>>62889220
>Its never one lie
It never is.
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AMD BROS OOOOOOO
LISA SU SAMA DAISUKI DESU
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what happened?
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kek AI baggies!
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Imagine if Jensen had another affair with a black woman. That would be based to me.
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jesus fucking christ what a retard
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Market is dumping so hard because they would have forgiven this gook retard for fucking up once, twice means he's out

Holy shit my NBIS calls are suffering I am going to lose money because this nigger couldn't keep his dick in his pants
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ETF AND BONDCHADS STAY WINNING
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NVDA -20% tomorrow bare minimum
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>>62889223
>it's about corruption
also check out his kid's jobs at nvidia, are they qualified at all? while it was going well no one checked, but now it's like uhh? this isn't a family firm it's a multi trillion public company with national security implications
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>>62889239
He leaked various types of information that night
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>>62889200
They probably dislike that he was fucking the help more than the spy shit kek
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I might need to update my ding ding ding post reply
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so eone tell me why everything pump but nvida dump
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This is the dumbest way to lose money, my fucking NBIS calls
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>>62889017
In the 90s, Clinton got a blow job.
I'm sure JFK was up to some stuff as well.
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>>62889193
That's funny cause I'll buh nvda calls tomorrow
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PUTS BROTHERS... WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS ON THIS 1DTE THURSDAY
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nigger videogames
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>>62889189
I think their management is retarded and will say or do something retarded on the earnings call to fuck themselves over. Also market is a bit nervous right now so things will need to go really well if they want to avoid a dump. Plus PPI on Friday
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>>62889241
bro coreweave just pumped too and all for nothing lmao poor michael trantator or whatever the fuck his name is
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Fucking HOOD crashing on the fake and gay after hours shakedown is peak theater
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>>62889249
Tomorrow is going to be a bloodbath
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>>62889168
Put me in, coach.
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>Second affair
>Jensen 99% fucked
>Anthropic solved CUDA

All just days before earnings...
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FUCK WOMEN
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>>62889247
Kek
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after hours is a semitic invention
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holy kek AI baggies
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lmao @ all you dip-buyers
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>>62889262
Black women
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>>62889250
You mean smuggling Marilyn Monroe in and out of the White House?
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LOL it really is a Kurumi curse every day with new episode will have a market disaster.
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The swan has landed
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>>62889262
tim cook didn't and u know peter thiel won't, stocks should have a price premium if the ceo is gay
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So, buy inverse leverage on Nvidia?
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>AMDGODS
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>>62889269
I love you anon
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I went all cash lmao
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that crazy volume in the after hours. have we ever seen that before? that could seriously fuck up the trading bots and their algorithms. imagine all the stop losses that are going to be triggered tomorrow at open.
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I'm sorry, has the demand for NVIDIA products suddenly dried up?
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so when do we slurp?
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>>62889255
The big pump today definitely means nowhere to go but down.
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>>62889269
>>62889266
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BUYING LE DIP AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62889284
That's insane
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>>62889284
Tomorrow is gonna be extra spicy
>>62889287
Doesn't matter the jew algos have decided to dump
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>>62889287
no but look at what happened to intel after andy grove, andy grove the was the jensen huang of intel
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>>62889269
I hope there's more dip to buy.
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Will micron baggies be okay..?
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>>62889287
>demand for NVIDIA products suddenly dried up?
>he doesn't know
Oh anon... one day you will understand how rich people become rich outside of being born to it.
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>GOING BELOW 160
THIS IS THE CLEAREST BUY I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN
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Nice GOOGL bounce
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>>62889282
based paranoid investor
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reply to me you fucking trannies
WHAT HAPPENED??
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>>62889292
Im down 718k from June 1st, at this point I dont have a choice.
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It's over
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>>62889287
No, people still want the GPUs for home use, but that's not the gorillion dollar market Nvidia was sitting on over the last year.
The earnings call is still gonna bump the price up so maybe there's some money to be made for traders but Nvidia is about to lose its title as the leading AI company. AMD is the next one up.
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Nothing ever happens.
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coreweave dumping too, jesen is (was?) their protector.
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What did I tell you AI baggies? That you would go into margin debt to fund my short entry. And what ended up happening?? kek AI baggies
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Okay so my plan of going all in on boomer stocks like COKE and KMB while earning consistent money on short term calls/puts was the right choice actually. Wtf. Why the fuck would you touch any tech stock they're just constantly raping everyone
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CRWV is well and truly cooked
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In my opinion, if he didn't have relations, none of this would be happening.
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>>62889312
Good call
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>>62889216
that's impressive, props. I'm too AI-let for prompting (I actually tried making a dashboard for a single stock with common fundamental indicators and it kind of worked but it wasn't how I wanted it) and I did use the google one since I have my burner there. I might have to look into Claude. also the twelve data info/API seems paid?
I'll give you one shrinkflated milka bar if you manage to release this into something online :)
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>>62889312
>>62889315
Coreweave has been spiraling down for ages, some people are just lucking out on the random spikes
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>>62889307
Where's the dick?
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>>62889308
i bought in 2021 and hedgies say NVDA can dump only 30% on the jensen news
i dont give a fuck bout this FUD
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"Senator Chris Coons says investigating Nvidia's CEO is top priority for Democratic Congress"
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jesus christ
I feel like a child
they just took the lollipop away
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>>62889287
KEK, another whore to the pile

GET skitted on!
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>>62889308
I see. Sorry, brother. I really hope you recover. I understand your reaction now and why you went ballistic. And I'm not being ironic, it's been a difficult month. Better days will come.
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>>62889315
>>62889312
CRWV down 6% after hours, kek.
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Nerdy virgins shouldn’t be allowed to have such immense wealth in a fast period of time, it always ends up like this. How hard is it not to be sex crazed?
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kek oil baggies
kek nvidioids
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All of this feels staged.
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>>62889190

assuming they get divorced his wife is going to have about $60bn worth of stock burning a hole in her pocket
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>>62889307
Try reading the thread
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>>62889326
Nice. Even if you bought today I wouldnt give a fuck. Chinese spy might be an issue but doubtful. This one wont impact nvidia.
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>>62889236
huang's dick just hit a second pussy. nvidia's value is under attack
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WHAT IS HABBENING
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ME HARDEYS THERES A NIGGER ON THE PORTBOW ABANDON SOXLDECK
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Cheapies soon.
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KEK AI BAGGIES
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odds of kospi continuing the pump just turned into a guaranteed dump
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They're only going to drop these updates after-hours if not on weekends, aren't they?
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>>62889326
same i bought some dump way back before the pandemic when people were still using nvidia gpus to mine bitcoin or whatever lol
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>>62889341
It's not staged, but it is choreographed
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>>62889287
people will buy knockoff gpus from an honest company like huawei
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here's the second mistress. thoughts?
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Now SOXL is starting to dip.

Thank fuck I own SCHD, O and VT giving me a balanced responsible portfolio.
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>>62889362
ELECTRIC MISTRESS
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wait what just happened? did Jensen fuck another bitch?
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I bought some NIGVIDIA @159.90 just now
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>>62889358
you'll throw a shit fit either way. imagine a mid market retard pump being reversed due to this news being launched at that precise moment
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I put 90% of my retirement when NVDA was high. Am I fucked? I’m 39 lmao
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Ok this is pretty retarded
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>>62889368
Yes
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>>62889345
Lisa Su had sex and now they're closing broadcom.
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>Garbage like CRWV saves the market
>Back to dumping because of NVDA
No one could have predicted this jewish script
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>bought CRWV yesterday before market closed
>sold Coreweave today at mid-session
At least that's something, because I AM HOLDING NVDA NIGGERS
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>>62888980
YOU CANNOT BE FUCKING SERIOUS
ONCE YOU'VE SEEN NVDA FALL 7% IN A DAY, YOU'LL NEVER STOP WANTING TO BEAT JENSEN TO DEATH WITH YOUR BARE HANDS
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>>62889362
passable tranny
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>>62889316
Best part? He's getting replaced by a fucking pajeet.
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What's the slurp target on nvidia?????
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>>62889368
yes and they're about to fire him
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>>62889362
THAT'S A MAN!
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>>62889362
that's a navy seal
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>>62889361
the amd gpus are fine for gaming, it's their ai shit that's mid
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>>62889371
should recover by the time you're 70
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You literally can't lose on puts tomorrow
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Jensen is fucking out, thats why everything is tanking so hard
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>ai bubble might explode because a guy wanted to fuck chinese pussy
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Which is more volatile NVDA or SOXL?
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>>62889395
Lmao
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>>62889371
bruhhhhh
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>>62889362
Fit milf aura. Hot as fuck
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Dude when korea and Europe are up it's fucking OVER
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remember, he bragged about 60 "reports" per day.
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GOOGL bros? The current candle looks... let's say FRUITY
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>>62889370
All of my money is off the market right now. I have like 5% of it in ETFs but that's it, and even those have a narrow trailing stop in place.
I'm getting paranoid as fuck.
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>>62889395
no it's because the did
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>>62889386

>>62889386

>>62889386
NEW THREAD
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>>62889380
as long as the guy as a phd in electrical engineering and a harvard mba i'll consider it
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Despite all of this Jensen is still going to have enough dough for multiple lifetimes
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Another indian CEO incoming

The great executive replacement
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>>62889402
bro is insatiable
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>>62889402
But did they do it together? Was his wife involved?
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Reading Malleus Maleficarum ought to be a precondition to any employment
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>>62889261
>>Anthropic solved CUDA
is that the real story?
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>>62889386

>>62889386
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>>62889006
STOP HAVING SEX YOU FUCKING DORKS AAAAAAAAH
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>>62889275
A really HUGE hawk or something just landed on your head bobo. Don't make any sudden movements so I can try and get it off you...
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>>62889322
Ya, this rip off the cuff impressed me too. Twelve Data has a basic plan on the pricing page that is free for a couple hundred api requests/day. You have to scroll down on the pricing page.

I'd have to get a paid plan if I distribute the data on a website or something. Might do that if I get bored.
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Geez it's not like he was a known pedophile that hangs out with other pedophiles on an island. I guess that means he'll never be president of usa. Fucking jensen
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>>62889395
I think he could have unironiclaly tanked 1 affair. 2 was what broke the camel's back.
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>>62889200
>>62889246
Its true though, because banging a spy is just his private business, but banging someone at work is a big breech of company policy and trust.
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Do I buy more ggll or start adding some nvdl?
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>>62889269
I'll buy this dip too.
Because nothing has fundamentally changed for NVDA. Jensen will get kicked out and the company will do just fine. Jensen is the face of NVidia, sure, but he's being a shitty one now and that's precisely when you get rid of CEOs.
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>>62889362
Last thing you see before your SOXL crashes with no survivors



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