Jensen's baddies edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62890966
This is the only chance in history you'll get a chance to buy the bottom again after just missing it
I feel like i fucked up being a boggletard long term investor while orange man was in office, his moves were so predictable, now that im finally back in the game and worked up the courage to do options he's done for and the markets trying to return to ''normalcy'
THE TRUKE IS DEPLOYED
>>62891594Bottom of what? Nvidia is going to 130-140
He's fooked -will he be fired by tomorrow morning?
>>62891602u'll c
Just remember - its never the woman's fault
>>62891605>will he be fired by tomorrow morning?Gone by COB tomorrow, but the women will be paid off for their suffering
>>62891599Wooo babe went fuckin IN
They are going to have a ceremony where they strip the jacket off Jensen and hand it to the new guy.
>>62891612lol
>>62891586Why are people still posting/using that 20y old image of left? We know how she actually looks like
>>62891594Baggie cope
>>62891599Nobody cares, both bugs.
Complete market overreaction. Nvidia is still the main driver of tech progress.
>>62891615That would destroy face so hard in asia he would have to commit seppuku live on WWE raw to remove the shame on his family. His cousin would give him the final blow if he pussies out.
>>62891552don't worry anon, i've been there too.hell, i'm actually down about 4% since last year since i spent a whole year just fucking around with max 500 dollars in the portfolio just figuring things out.only now am i fully invested with about 10k.do yourself a favor, if you have robinhood, just put tiny baby bitch amounts in stuff you're curious about so you can get a feel for how stuff works, treat it like a game for a while, you need to learn how it feels to watch stuff jump like crazy as well as crash and burn without actually risking fuck loads of money.once you get a feel for it, only then should you start making meaningful contributions to your portfolio.in order to learn best, look at both very solid things like SCHD and SPY as well as horrendous dogshit like leveraged ETF's and yieldmaxx funds.for interesting insight into single stock movement i would recommend looking at the charts for APLD, GOOG and RVMD.if you want something that's supposedly not as tied to the S&P500 but still diversified, look into FMTM, SGRT, COPY, and ICPY, these four do not have my seal of approval however i cannot in good faith truly trash talk them, look into them for further insight on an introduction to meaningful diversification into stocks with which you would not normally have the capacity to consider given that it is unreasonable for you to even know the names of the majority of the companies they are even holding.This leads me to my final point, just relax man, /smg/ has a lot more gambling than investing going on, don't get swept up in it, better to build your own abillity to discern whether something is good or not especially since you don't want to feel constantly anxious all day with your investments, they're supposed to make your life better not worstokay VERY last thing, post too long so I'll be brief, look up 10-K and 10-Q forms for certain stock tickers, 'annual report' for [INSERT TICKER HERE] is a easier to read version of 10-K form
>>62891624That's not a 20-year-old image though, that's a recent picture with filters
>tfw a hole can bring down the most valuable company in the worldwe truly are animals pretending to be something more
will each woman get a leather jacket?
>>62891641reposting in new thread:>>62891543UNFATHOMABLY BASED>>62891565>>62891574wait, are you being serious?I thought you were just trying to make an analogy to the whole nvidia-neoclouds arrangement
>>62891586Still would both chicks i get it.
At least we know we don't have to worry about nvda's earningsThey'll be yuge thanks to all the money from China
>>62891648>tfw a hole can bring down the most valuable company in the worldIt can't.
>>62891635Book it Vince!
>>62891654forwardlooking
>>62891656Imagine how much the ring would sell to rich people. Easily 100 million dollars to sell the ring and another 300 million for the swords.
>>62891655What if it was like a literal hole. A giant hole under their HQ
>>62891599unbelievably based.welcome back buncun.where did you post that to get so many replies? /g/?
>>62891657OhWellHmmmmm...
NVDA is going to recover, this is not in question.The question is - are we at the bottom THIS time?Probably not.But no matter what happens, the day before earnings call will be a good time to buy.
>>62891629100% cash actually and there's no world where it keeps dumping after significant dumps, recovers, has a once in a lifetime second gift dump and then dumps more after dumpshit bear
jensen acting depressed and nostalgiafagging this past year makes me think he was in some serious deep shit. this affair is just the tip of the iceberg.
>>62891669Oh shit I roled jews in my IDThat means I'm right
>>62891671Very possible he realized he was in too deep or he finally realized he sold his soul to make the line go up.
>>62891670So buy the dip then pussy
>>62891671Are you mentally retarded? He was illegally selling gpus to China through Alice Huang, why do so many retards think the affair is what matters
>>62891676wtf are you talking about loser this isn't the time to buy nor did I say it was
>>62891665/v/a shitcreature was trying to disguise itself as a japanese personthe thread devolved after that into shitting onto the OP that kept insisting it wasn't a shitgolem
>>62891678Because it tanked a second time when it was announced that he'd been dicking yet another side piece. I'm not saying it should matter, but that's what's visible.
>>62891678Why would he risk so much just for a bit of side cash? I think it's more likely he was scared of what the chinese would do to him if he refused.
>animefag>utterly retardedevery time
hello saar what is the status of the contract?
MISTER KEVIN!!!goodnight
>>62891679>This is the only chance in history you'll get a chance to buy the bottom again after just missing it
>>62891685Because that cemented he would be ousted, there was still questions over whether he would remain as CEO>>62891687He's greedy, he literally said in an interview in which he supported California's billionaires tax publicly(while likely lobbying against it behind the scenes) that the one thing he's afraid of is being poor
>wake up to NVDA shitting itself AGAIN>"huh this headline is old ne-">this nigga cheated twiceholy shit how much pussy does a 65 year old chink need FUCK
OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS
>>62891671why you fly high you have a lot to lose and a long way down when you fall for the poon
>>62891694you need to learn basic concepts of the English language such as past and present tense You'll _get_ a chance that of which implies you will, not now. Shit eating moron. You're not funny, entertaining, worth conversing with or anything else. You are a retard full stop
>>62891687>a bit of side cashTry 20% of their revenue
>>62891678>illegally selling gpusi wish people like you could hear themselvesif ever it was "illegal" it was only for a couple of months because two US presidents needed some leverage in trade talks
>entire market is red because of one company's CEO having sex and might be replacedWe really are in a stupid place.
Nifty 4 digits fag where you at
>>62891669>chintus first operator gameBTFD
>>62891709
>>62891707What are you talking about retard? The export controls were passed under Biden, just because the Commerce Department under Lutnick and Trump decide to hinder the investigation doesn't make it not illegal
>>62891706>20% of their revenuehow is 7 billion over 3 years 20% of their revenue? what the fuck are you bears smoking right now?
>>62891709NVDA would be nothing without jensen saar
>>62891700The chicks he chose aren't half bad either i bet he has a harem of young impressionable 25yr's we don't even know about.
>>62891724The gpu sales to Singapore were 22% of NVDA's revenue, the media reports say AT LEAST $7.5 billion in sales, only 1-2% of gpus sold to Singapore remained in the country, there has been reporting on Megapseed by the likes of Bloomberg and the Financial Times for a year now, it was a very obvious Alibaba shell company
>>62891700Its more about the sucky sucky than fucky fucky
>>62891709we call this "uncertainty" because shareholders are like retarded mice who flee at any news that isnt cheese
>>62891705Considering how mad you're getting and the original sentence isn't grammatically correct to begin with, I will now assume you are an ESL jeet and end this conversation.
>>6289173322% or $10.2 billion just for 2025, they then changed how they report earnings and Singapore disappeared in their 2026 earnings
SOXL is eating shit lmao
>>62891733That's like the chink companies moving to Vietnam to avoid sanctions/tariffs it really was a massive move for the Vietnamize but small pennies for the other companies.
>>62891739She's the CEO of Megaspeed which is based in Singapore and considered a Singaporean company you fucking clueless retard, you really need to shut the fuck up because you're a retard that hasn't read anything about what's happening that you still feel the need to interject, kill yourself
leaked real time footage of jensen hung ratfucking my portfolio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNKIFQuN7hQ
>>62891745That's right, delete your post you retarded nigger
>>62891700damn he a playa, i remember him during interviews where he was talking about when he first met his wife in college or someshit and thought it was lovey dovey. turns out all men cheat and love is fleeting
>>62891702Poem anon is back
Buying the "dip" implies that it will go back up. KEK AI BAGGIES!!!
Oilbarons, how come we're going back up?
>>62891680basedI don’t really do videogames anymore, but maybe I need to try browsing /v/ a bit
>>62891753every stock goes up eventually
>>62891754Not sure desuIt seems like israel is going to try some de-natenyahuization
>>62891738I can type utter gibberish into ai and have it be perfectly understood because it follows English language concepts. You can't communicate or understan anything in any capacity because you're a mentally defective foreigner. The only anger I have is having to respond to inferior wastes of human space like you.
>>62891750#notallmen
>>62891758How is this good for oil?
What will replace NVDA in MAG7?
>>62891765my penis
>>62891764I don't think it is, it's just some news I saw
#BelieveAllBaggies
>>62891756>every stock goes up eventuallyLehman Brothers, Enron, Global Crossing enter the thread
>>62891758the whole thing will be memory holed by mid '27
>>62891748I was wrong. Hope it will make you feel better about missing this dip.
>>62891722chinese companies can buy previous gen gpus with a 25% Trump tax on exportyou make him out like a drug dealer
>>62891750they met at 17 and he was (and still is) a 5'1 dorkI guarantee you she was the only pussy he'd ever gotten up to that point so he went pussy crazy after NVDA blew upmidlife crisis gets the best of us but this fucker just can't keep his tiny ching chode in his pantsthe folly of man...
>>62891756>every stock goes up eventuallykek AI baggies
>>62891764>How is this good for oil?If peace breaks out oil prices will tank. Let's hope that does not happen.
If you invested $10,000 in NVDA 12 months ago and waited for a year you would now have $8,900
>>62891771Why do retarded niggers like yourself who are clearly clueless about what's happening feel the need to chime in?>>62891772That's not what is happening though you dense nigger, they're selling gpus that are restricted by federal US law
>>62891726>i bet he has a harem of young impressionable 25yr's we don't even know aboutikrhow could he not? but I feel like he’d need closer connections that’d be less likely to leak.It’s weird if the chinese spy connection were the first to leak rather than some 25yo among a harem of random hot thots
KOLLYV
>>62891700Cant blame him, imagine being the boss of the biggest company in the world, full of testosterone and your old hag wife doesnt put out
>>62891782COKE mogs KO
>>62891773>midlife crisisthe dude’s at least 50he has adult aged children
>>62891780>Why do retarded niggers like yourself who are clearly clueless about what's happening feel the need to chime in?Why do you need to spread fud that doesn't matter in the large picture? Everyone knows the chinese are smuggling GPUs. It. Does. Not. Matter. Buy the dip.
>>62891786I own both. KO is for holding, COKE is for swinging.
>>62891629Bobina can take half of my billion dollar company in the divorce
>>62891790holy based
>>62891789It's always a good sign when the person starts talking like a cryptonigger as a coping mechanism
>>62891790>>62891786I'll also add that COKE is one of the wildest and most volatile stocks I've ever held.
>>62891796he'll get raped tomorrow while everyone who has Puts makes 3 grand in the morning and then be like why arent you guys buying.. le dip...>>62891797yeah the chart looks fun
>>62891586>VP of Healthcare Kimberly Powell>VP of HealthcareWhat is a VP of Healthcare do? Where can I find the VP of Healthcare of my company?
https://youtu.be/4-myxffE37AKino
>>62891787>mfw the eldest son sent the whore in order to secure succession but the second son has blackmail on the board but the state favors the third son so they send out a decorated retired glowie on one last mission
>>62891780they sold gpus made in Taiwan with European machines to a company in Singaporethe only way this affects US law is that the US didn't get its 25% cut like last time
>>62891787he's 63 and I guarantee you he's been cheating way earlierguys who marry young will eventually all cheat but you'd think someone like him would at least have the brains to not fuck around with your own fucking executives/customersgooner level judgement and likely spiraling because nopussy for most of his life
>>62891798>buying puts after the big move already happenedlol
>>62891800Selling services and chips into the healthcare industry, probably. It's one of the heavier end user industries.
>>62891800She cares jensens penile health
>>62891810With her vaginal hole where her vagina is
>>62891756>>62891774>breaks out the exceptions to the rule NVDA is not like those it actually has a purpose
>>62891804asml abide to usa restrictions because asml need technology patented by the usa. also Netherlands would be fucked if the usa put any restriction on their oil companies.
>>62891805Epstein could have saved him
>>62891815All of the important shit is still made in the USA in california btw dont let eurpoors be uppity about ASML
Surely it's a good sign that NVDA changed how they report sales in 2026 so their gpu sales to Singapore disappeared from their earnings report after numerous articles starting from May 2025 starting appearing talking about NVDA's link to MegaspeedSurely they're not trying to hide anything, right? Surely Tim Teter the general counsel at NVDA contacting Howard Lutnick, the Secretary of Commerce to kill the investigation into NVDA is above board, Lutnick being CEO of Cantor Fitzgerald which owns billions in AI stocks and a billion in NVDA alone is surely not a conflict of interest, right?
They're turning Jensen into a 5090 and you're laughing?
>>62891819West coast bro here, ASML might actually be the most important tech company in the world. I hate saying it, but them and TSM are way more important than us, even if we have the best chip designs by wide margins.
>>62891815and american semi is what without ASML and ZEISS?
>>62891807>he thinks it pumps tomorrowlol
>>62891826You are talking like a shill
>>62891804It's entirely illegal to sell the gpus that they did to China, Jensen knew these gpus were going to China, Jensen was also the person who lobbied to allow the H200s be sold to China for a 25% cut and lobbied for no export controls at all
>>62891756>every stock goes up eventually
>Wang based data centers in space
>>62891802First and second son are well groomed for CEO position it seems.When is Nvidia rebranding to Arasaka?
>>62891830You bobos cant shatter the long mentality.This aint crypto compannies usually dont run to zero.
Why wasn't it a 20 year old secretary or assistant?
If I don't get a Bobina wife by tomorrow I'm immediately investing it all in NVDA at open
Monday up Tuesday down Wednesday up Thursday down Friday up (AI)90% of the time it's just like that
>Circular Financing
>>62891841Yes. Friday balancing at a lower high than previous week cause gay year
This does feel like there's way more to it than just affairs to be honest. Guy is shady to say the least.
>>62891834> They don't run to zero but to 0.0001, so it's OK
What are the chances that he won't be ousted?
>>62891848You're right, scroll up
what a fucking corn ball
>>62891849>he stops at 3
>>628918540%there is no chance the board isn't looking for a successor right nowsome news that it might be Tim Apple lol no (straight) sex liability
>>62891857Reposting my post from /g/>>>/g/110307590It feels weird as fuck. Is this guy really that stupid that he'd do this?
>>62891854Zero; you're not hearing speculation, it was a real report. He's gone right before earnings...hint hint that means buy
Why does everything to do with AI smell so bad. The only good thing I saw of it is the top gear Clarkson guy as a baby Instagram reel.
>>62891858sum ting wong
>>62891848
saw a good post on twitter about reasons they might be going after jensenbasically nvidia wins in a world where there's lots of ai labs, power is dispersed, and many competitors fight for chips. mega labs and hyperscalers win when it's monopolistic and few customers. additionally jensen is a total dove on china policy, benefits from open trade with them, and he's basically the richest and most powerful member of that camp, he's a leader and figurehead, but there's a lot of people that oppose that, especially the MIC, that both wants strategic advantage and also more access to his product for less money. so basically with the dems winning the election and the china hawks seeing an opportunity you see a confluence of interests that want jensen out, and they're seizing the moment. dunno how true all this is, and not commenting on who is right, but i thought it was compelling.
>>62891872Because it's like crypto, it's the future of everything. Use your imagination and buy.
>>62891869See >>62891678>>62891733>>62891740>>62891822The affairs are a side issue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15s952bcezM
>>62891869It's not stupidity it's arroganceIt's about money and power not sexIt's not him being targeted, it's his Trump admin protections being taken away now that elections are over
>>62891800Healthcare does a lot of visual computing so they need chips
>>62891869>Is this guy really that stupid that he'd do this?if you are in any 'power position' as a woman sees it they will do anything to fuck you to show the other women they got you and the others did not. Then they will cry there were taken advantage of when it was the woman pursuing the man for her game. The chink was an intelligence asset and she was schooled on how to act and what to say. Wang could have banged many hoes outside the company and it would just be an affair, but fucking the women in the company and the chink spy will be he downfall. The fucking he did is nothing compared the fucking he is going to get by his soon to be ex wife's attorney. She is going to be RIIIIICH
>>62891814>>breaks out the exceptions to the rule >NVDA is not like those it actually has a purposeholy kek AI baggies>>62891870>He's gone right before earnings...>hint hint that means buyholy FUCKING KEK AI baggies
Anyone gen porn of jensen and his chink/white gf yet?
>>62891800I thought I read that was her role at NVIDIA.
>BREAKING>JENSEN HUANG CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH FAMILY DOG>SAYS "I'LL SHOW DOGGY, BITCH!"
You're in a market crash, baggies. KEK AI BAGGIES!!!!
>>62891899Wouldn't he be showing a bitch doggy in this scenario, not showing a doggy bitch?
SOXL puts are locked and loaded, goodnight friends.
If 73k doesn't hold for BTC, it's down to 60k then 48k. For those of you that want to short MSTR. Puts are expensive but when MSTR swings it swings by a lot. Fun ride.
>>62891901I own real companies like LLY and Visa. You know, the ones that prey on fat degenerate addicts like yourself?
JENSEEEEEENNNNNI've already committed so I must buy more, again. I'm almost out of cash
>>62891918
I already panic sold my NVDA position at 195 and my average cost was somewhere below that.Now I have money to buy calls on it.
Oh my god, KEK AI BAGGIES!!!!
>>62891875The intelligence agencies knew. Trump even made some negative remarks about Jensen being CEO and Jensen had to go kiss the ring and Trump gave him a green light to stay on. Trump knew at that time (about one year ago or more - I remember seeing it in the news. So why now? We may not know the reason, or it could be a number of reasons the intel agencies started leaking to the media - Jensen did not go public on this own, he was contacted by a reporter who was going to make it public. It could be Jensen was falling too deep into the pussy trap and DOC could not allow Jensen to hand over the keys of the technology or secret back doors.
It's all priced in
sentiment is very bearish so this is a buy moment I fear
That's not how it works nigga it's dumping on open
>>62891611What suffering? No one is alleging rape
jensen looks like pepe
>>62891899Did he eat it with the stuffing afterwards?
Can I slurp now or do they have a 3rd round of fud lined up?
>>62891927Considering him and his cousin were engineers long ago prior to becoming CEO he would be the equivalent of a mob boss handing over info for the whole 5 families in new york, it would hit so hard even the Italian Mafia would have problems.
>>62891599Uhoh one of the jeets at his job must have found out about this sick fucks pedo rabbit fetish
>>62891764Netanyahu was the moderate jew
>>62891937earnings are near and this whole charade managed to drop it under the yearly support line where people are forced to manage risk by selling their shares. this is manipulated as fuck.
>>62891947Quick, someone make the AI bagholder cult general so you can discuss Citadel's short ladder attack on Nvidia. KEK AI BAGGIES!!!!!
I NEED TO BUY EVEN MORE BUTI DONT HAVE MORE AAAAAAAAAAAALITERALLY SO MUCH FREE MONEY
Remember to buy leverages every day anons!
lotta wmaf fans here.anyone jacking it to that asian assholes thread in gif.
>>62891947Looking forward to the part in the earnings call where everyone remembers this company prints money
EU hoursWhy are we letting the world become worst korea?That's how you get chaebols, monopolized industries, stagnated tech fields or hyper specialized ones. Business in the west is roping, isn't it?
Holy shit AMD's 1 week chart is truly a thing of beauty. Is AMD just going to inherit the number 1 spot from Nvidia or what is going on now? Nvidia gaping down while AMD is almost back to its ATH.
>>62891957so do i start slurping? it looks like its going to dump down to 140
>>62891957earnings are going to have an asterisk on them
>>62891966look at the volumeshares are already trading hands
>>62891966The second affair seems a lot less important than the first once, since there is no implications of any security breaches. It was just an employee, not an alleged spy so I don't even understand why the market is reacting this violently to the news of the second affair. Were they previously still expecting Jensen to stay CEO and now that's off the table? Is that the reason for the dump? Either way, I think I'm probably going to start DCAing today.
>>62891966
KEK NVIDIA
>>62891972>Were they previously still expecting Jensen to stay CEO and now that's off the table?Exactly this. The sentiment from his employees was overwhelmingly positive in light of the first affair; they wanted him to stay. Second affair came out and his board is already getting ready to oust him.
>>62891972Its purely stock manipulation. One of the most blatant of our time and easy money. NVDA is going to have a huge beat and its going to probably 20% after earnings and 50% in the next 4 months.
CHADsen GODuang needs our power!
>>62891968Not judging by the coreweave earnings call and how much demand they have reported. Nvidia is likely going to crush expectations. Also the stock is now no longer priced to perfection either, so they don't need some ultra giga beats to see some positive price action.
>>62891976>Second affair came out and his board is already getting ready to oust himnobody cared when it was a china spy puss getting crushed. but when its their beloved HR manager things are different. i understand. i protect my HR manager too
Slurpers are going to be utterly annihilated and it's fucking beautiful. KEK AI BAGGIES!!!
>>62891972>The second affair seems a lot less important than the first once, since there is no implications of any security breachesIt's actually more important because the woman was his direct report. In Fortune 500, due to risk management, you are forbidden from fucking your reports at every level of the organization. And Jensen is not only fucking Chinese spies, it turns out he is fucking his subordinates now. They might have let the Chinese thing slide but this is serious now, guy is violating internal policies now too.
>>62891972>>62891977>>62891976Btw we are literally talking about a TRILLION DOLLAR PLAYImagine you know Nvdia is going to do really well in the next earnings.And you also know Jensen was cheating.When is the best time to reveal this information?A week before earningspay a few million in FUDBuy the stock at a 40% discountEarnings smashesAll FUD erasedStock goes back up 20% over all time highYou just doubled your money FOR FREE
Just because he CUDA, doesn't mean he shoulda
>>62891986Unless you do your play and they decide to remove Jensen in which case you are fucked.
>>62891964AMD is the next target after they are done with nvidia.
>>62891981have you seriously not learnt your lesson yesterday when Nvidia was up 5% and SOXL was up like 20%? The markets are bullish on AI and when there is no bad news, they will rally. This dump is because a CEO had an affair, it has nothing to do with the fundamentals of the AI trade, the market makers have decided that when they pumped Neoclouds yesterday in the double digits, which are by far the weakest link of the whole AI trade.
>>62891990Why would the board do that? They would probably be sued for firing him. Jensen has all the connections, hes deep in the US government (both left and right), and apparently also China likes him. China has no reason to hurt Jensen if hes selling GPUs under the table (which USA also knows about but turns a blind eye). Even the employees love him. Plus an affair has nothing to do with good business. At worst they will lower his pay and give him a leash of some sort.
>>62891993HOLY FUCKING KEK AI BAGGIES!!!!!!
>>62891980Not an HR manager, she was an executive herself and reported directly to him. He bent her over the desk when she brought him her paperwork. Fucking a rando spy kind of means nothing in the grand scheme of things especially since Nvidia is a private company and doesn't have any of the USA's secrets to be spied out by a hot chink milf. Fucking a direct report as the other anon said is violating a million policies both written and unwritten. He's being removed, no doubt about it, and that's going to be bad for the stock price.Earnings might spike it a little bit but Nvidia isn't ever going to be the giant it was destined to be.
>>62891993You're fucking tweaking SOXL is going to dump on open for sure.
>>62891986don't forget short selling right before. look at the day when the news was released. completely down.
>>62891992so you think the illuminati is sabotaging the top chip companies?
this is just deepseek fud all over againBUY
>>62891995Oh, and to add to that, if they fire him it means ANOTHER COMPANY would get him which is potentially EVEN WORSE. Imagine Jensen at Apple or Microsoft, he doens't need to be CEO to be an invaluable asset. Elon has already publicly said he would hire Jensen.
Tomorrow I'm baking AI Plan Trusters General - /aiqg/ so that the broke AI baggies can share their schizo bagholder cult theories for everyone else's entertainment. KEK AI BAGGIES!!!!
>>62891992Lisa Su is a 60 something year old lady post menopause. What scandal could she possibly have been involved in?
>>62892006Child pornography.
>>62892006Not fucking me for 100k a session 2x daily.
>>62892000You can just call them jews, its about making money scamming goyim not sabotage.
>>62892006Fucking too many niggers
Does anybody need ne to seduce the Xbox ceo for Microsoft info? I'm free right now
>>62892004It's all Elon trying to monopolize the AI sector...
>>62892006she was the one that whispered in jensens ear to cheat two times. you forget that they are competitors at the end of the day and family blood doesnt matter when it comes to asians
>>62892006Why do you think you need a scandal to dump something, microsoft was down 40% because some youtubers started calling it slop.
>>62892004if jensen gets ousted and elon hires him i'm buying spacexai stock
>>62892006smuggling gpu to china. this is the real scandal, not the sex affair. you guys are reading TMZ instead of ny times.
>>62892014Half of the jap companies are related anyways they wouldn't dare let another cousin of theirs get one up over them.
If NBIS reports well today it will significantly ease the fears around AI and Jensen in general. NVDA will still suffer but the other AI stocks should pump a fair bit. People actually got spooked by the news and sold aftermarket so this should convince many to rebuy.
Nvidia -7%, is that it?I guess that the mutt will dump like retards even more when their market opens.
so this guy is possibly smuggling more money worth of product than the all time kingpins of society while being a tech wizard capable of creating the most powerful computer hardware ever. the fuck is this guy
>>62892023Correct. It will dump incredibly hard, I'd be surprised if the entire ai sector doesn't, there's extreme fear now
>>62892027How soon till /biz/ goes full pink?
>>62892029Got a feeling next Tuesday for future news updates and whatever the fuck China might say or do.
>>62892030>why yes, we bought gpus. and we will continue to buy them
>>62892032>Jensen gets caught gooning to japanese animu cartoons> -50% stock price
Give me your a stock recommendations that you think will be the most stable and profitable over the next 12 months. Don't even try to feed me troll stocks because I survived gay sex, gayhorse, and diesel don.
That whole second affair thing was pretty funny. I doubt that it will dampen other stocks from pumping. But tomorrow is the dreaded PPI report, so is there any point to holding?
>>62891611>the women will be paid off for their sufferingChinese woman is already in Beijing to ensure she can't be nabbed by FBI.What will happen to the 22% of NVDA sales that went to her company? Will Trump legalize them and allow chip sales to China to continue?
I bought AMD at the exact bottom but a measily amount, why cant i commit to this shit ahhhh
>>62892005too late, nigger:>>62891677
>>62892045Scoopsies go to bed. You have to get back in the wagecage in like 6 hours.
>>62892036Not a stock, but the broad index (SPY) is your best bet if you're looking to park your money somewhere and forget about it. If it has to be a stock that is unlikely to be affected too much by war, oil or energy prices, inflation, and AI, I'd go with MO.
>>62892048>but the broad index (SPY) is your best betSir, this is a gambling general. SPY is a 30 year hold, not 12 months.
For fuck's sake can my fellow Europoors stop slurping? Nvidia is barely down 3% now and I haven't bought yet.
>>62892050You're looking for a stock that starts at 1 and ends at 100 in 12 months. Basically a lottery ticket. Well, good luck with that.
So is Nvidia dead?
>>62892050are you a man ?
>>62892053>Nvidia>deadlollmao
>>62892053No, but it's pretty funny how extra wives drop prices so much. I wish he'd come forward with a whole harem of Chinese women. Imagine how slurptastic that would be!
>>62892053Jensen is
>>62892005>share their schizo bagholder cult theories>be me, scoopsies>stop posting for a year>come back>/gme/ and /bbby/ threads still being baked>literally a full year beyond the schizo nonsense has already been thoroughly beat into the ground>still babbling about some short sqeeze or short ladder attack>the hedgies have already closed out their positions years ago>schizo babble still persistsbruhlegitimately mental illnesshow in the fuck are those threads still going on
BREAKING: It's been revealed Jensen Huang's alleged Chinese spy mistress was introduced to him by her own husband, who appeared to “accept his wife's romantic relationship” with the Nvidia CEO for two years. — WSJ
>>62892052I never said that. Don't put words in my mouth chud!!!! I'm asking for a consistent gainer with a low ceiling and low floor.
>>62892060he had a good run, maybe he'll have more in the future
>>62892036>gayhorseI completely forgot about that.How in the fuck did silver miners actually get turned into a meme stock. That was crazy. There was literally so many memes about that shit.
>>62892062Oh christ I forgot about BBBY. Imagine how many plebbitors are homeless now because they bet their houses on that stock years ago.
It's kind of impressive how stable QQQ and SOXX are holding up every time Nvidia dumps. You'd think the biggest company in the world and the by far most important tech company in the world would have a bigger ripple effect when it starts going down.
>>62892046lmao no>>62892050>that vidtroons are legitimately good inspiration for how to dress up my whores, ngl
>>62892062Kek, lunacy. GME has some dank Pepes though.
>>62892062>/gme/ and /bbby/ threads still being bakedI don't think that cult will ever die desu. They've invested thousands of dollars and probably hundreds of hours of their lives minimum in their bags, and so admitting that they fucked up would mean admitting that they've wasted years of their lives and years of profit that could've been taken elsewhere bad they sold their game years ago and bought something with actual value.
>>62892068>How in the fuck did silver miners actually get turned into a meme stockIt's actually pretty easy when you have a silver mining company that has never successfully mined a single ounce of silver ever in it's entire existence.
>>62892071because the news occurred after hours, the market reaction hasn't occurred yet
>>62892062I had a theory that /gme/ was going on for so long to give someone plausible deniability because the statute of limitations for stock market manipulation is 5 years. So I expected those threads to stop showing up around January this year, because it would be exactly 5 years after the GME short squeeze. But we're almost at the end of the year and those threads are still going on. At this point who knows if the posters there are even real, shit's super weird.
>>62892053lul>>62892056>I wish he'd come forward with a whole haremsame.There’s gotta be more with how soon the 2nd came out after the chinese spy
>the stock market is now moved entirely by relationship gossip and literal cuckoldrygrim
>>62892060nahimagine if elon actually gets himtoo many client hyperscalers have too much to gain from hiring him
>>62892078I'm talking about EU markets. Nvidia is down 3-4% whereis the Nasdaq is barely down at all and was even green for a little while. EU markets have low volume, but the sentiment usually follows the sentiment from the previous US trading day.
>>62892082slop market
>>62892080What would happen if news broke out that he had a gay lover? Is that bullish or bearish news? LMAO>>62892065I gave you a stable stock. MO. It maintains its value and gives you dividends. Alternatively, KO. Anything that isn't AI or energy will do, since those two are huge unknowns at the moment.
>>62892005/g has a general/Biz/ gens are an uphill battle.
>>62892082And currency only has any kind of value because trust me bro? Tell me more! My take is that I don't give a fuck what kind of circus this is as long as I can profit from it and improve my life. If I can do that, I'll accept just about any kind of lunacy!
>>62892088>investing in cigarettes in 2026
>>62892064>there’s a cuckoldry/NTR story to this, where jensen’s the fucking bullbruhhhh no way. no fucking way.so many memes are going to be juiced out of this thing.
>>62892086A 30% rebound for hard drive manufacturers will do that.
>>62892082better than being moved by random trump tweets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwm_3p-tlGc
>>62892062See it for what it is, accept and move on: skipping records. I appreciate it sometimes but it has no end now does it.
>>62892086EU doesn't care about who the CEO fucks.It's an amerimutt problem.
>>62892097someone shop in eris
>>62892110NVDA is considered a defense security firm like Raytheon now
>>62892064>it's realHoly fuck! This doesn't actually mean anything
>>62892070BBBY is so much crazier than GME imoBBBY was just a secondary arc, literally no bigger of a meme to the rest of us than gayhorse or garbage don or LCI/BigFiveGay, but it’s had thread bakes for literally years on end>>62892075I bet it does. what in the fuck do they have to talk about. memes have to fill the air, I’d imagine.>>62892076>I don't think that cult will ever die>>62892079>because it would be exactly 5 years after the GME short squeezeIt has been more than 5 years since the short squeeze, and they might still be baking their echo chamber threads 10+ years from now. Holy shit that’s horrifying to think about.
>>62892071>>62892078They're being pretty intentional about only sending these updates out AH or on weekends
>>62892097Scoopsies please write me some god code and give it to so I can claim credit for it and get rich. Thanks in advance!
>>62892093Have you considered bonds? You seem too greedy and simultaneously far too risk averse to be holding stocks.
>>62892086typically that's true but situation atypical
>>62892118>It has been more than 5 years since the short squeeze, and they might still be baking their echo chamber threads 10+ years from now. Holy shit that’s horrifying to think about.Until the last one an heros
>>62892118BBBY doesn’t even exist anymore but it’s still getting threads for some reason.
>>62892088>MO>KOunironically brilliant stocks
>>62892112LMAOOOI guess sylphie could be a good fit as Jensen’s wife, and then the two affairs as Roxy and Eris.
>>62892123No I have not considered bonds. NIgga i'm broke!!! I'm probably financially down probably the worst i've ever been in my life. Not depressed or defeated, but I know it's time to get to work. I've been on autopilot for years. I'm not buying fucking bonds. It's never been tougher out here for a pimp.
>>62892128>BBBY doesn’t even exist anymore but it’s still getting threads for some reason.I think they have this theory that someone will, literally, resurrect the stock or something. I wandered in there by accident a couple months ago.
>>62892135So go all in on some biotech lottery ticket. What do you have to lose if you're broke?
>>62892115it means jackshit for the stock,but the memes on the other hand now have so much further to go
I am bagged on Nigvidya. I might hold to zero.
>>62892139OK see now we are starting to meet in the middle. Just tell me the biomeme stock to buy and we can start having a conversation. What i'm taking away from out interaction is that you either glow in the dark, or are a richfag. Both are useful to me at this time. I'm leaning more towards glowy based on your cadence.
>Jensen getting fired>stock down only 7%The fuck? I thought it would nosedive at least 20% on the news.
>>62892143It will bounce back soon, Jensen is a nothingburger. I believe it is one of the best short term investments you could make now. Unless you bought at $240 or something
Consider this, normgroid:JUSTICE 4 jensenI have concluded. Imagine the deranged porn Jensen has seen while being the figurehead of the ai industry! He saw all that and said,"I need the real thing!" Then went balls deep into amjf, amwf, amaf!He fucked his wife like any sane man would! Who is his wife again hmmmm?!? The made him do it! That put these women on his fock and these women knew full well! They'll just get another Jensen to be top dog because that's the hierarchy. It would be ok for a woman to check (she'd hide it better) .Justice 4 jensen!
>>62892145News came out after-hours
>>62891586Nigga diversified his hoe portfolio
>>62892151the volume is higher than intraday however
>>62892125>that picthe show was extremely troon-coded, but there’s been so much great clussy cosplay>>62892128>BBBY doesn’t even exist anymore>it was 5 fucking years agoBRUHHHHHHWTFFFF
>>62892151just a coincidence goy
>>62892156Stop noticing anon sama
NBIS will save us...
>>62892155What show is it haha? Like did the trannies in the show have feminine benis' or man sized dicks so I know to avoid it haha.
NEW>>62892164>>62892164
DOWN WITH THE MATRIARCHY! You will choke on the fruits of your gyno centrist world! The only crime Jensen made with marrying a cuck!
>>62892163>What showThe Amazing Digital Circusit’s no more than maybe 12 episodes long
>>62892144...Right. Maybe Compugen? They have enough funding until 2029 and they'll deliver various results of cancer trials next year.
This thread was better without Johnnny Fathands
>>62891594This time is not different anon
>>62891602when they out Huang it's going under 100.
