>>20421409ew wtf anyway do you think any of these national geographic guys ever have sex with like, if theres a really hot malnourished village chick
>>20421436You think they go over there for the food?They fuck those village hoes constantly, man.
>>20421456what do you think happens to the kids?I mean obviously theyre not using contraceptives, what would they care if she gets prego
>>20421465They obviously wear condoms when fucking in the AIDS capital of the world
>>20421409wtf? i thought they were going to put the egg over a fire and make something like a soft boiled egg, but no...wtf is that? they've gotta be trolling...
>>20421761they need the shell to store water, and yea they're trolling because they don't eat like that anymore, it's a gimmick for tourists and you can see pots and pans hanging in the back
>>20421409100% fake
>>20421803Thread ruined
>>20421803yeah they just make fun of racist crackers lmaooo like they don't even live naked all the time, just to fool tourists and cameras
>>20421409I made ramen ice cream (well... slushy) in my ninja creami. it sucked
>>20422259Ah sweet, man made horrors beyond comprehension.
>>20421409Anybody got the Ja/ck/ corndog webm?
>>20421409>animal planet>shows a bunch of black peopleFucking based
>>20422316Well I guess I'll start a folder so I have something to post when he dies next winter from salmonella.Screencap this.
250,000 years of modern human history and they are still cooking in the dirt
>>20421409>pots hanging in background
>>20421436only women think about sex this often.tits or gtfo.
>>20421409I wonder if these people would enjoy Aunt Myrna's cheese salad
>>20422431When salmonella enters Jacks body, it gets sick, not the other way 'round. Jack's is love, Jack's life.
>>20421755what is even the point of going all the way to 'frica to fuck with a rubber, I don't think they really give a shit>>20422459no u
>>20421769based
>>20422446yes shit like this is literally done for the performance of it
>>20422431legends never die
>>20424140I'm going to guess this place isn't going to sell me a cheeseburger and a chocolate milkshake.
>>20424156>The egg turdinator
>>20424140I dunno if this is much worse than me dropping a live and conscious lobster in boiling water
>>20424288It's better. Slamming it on the table knocked it unconscious or even killed it pretty quickly. I'm not sure how long a lobster lives in boiling water but it's probably longer than it took for the frog to stop feeling pain.
>>20422259How much does one of those cost?That looks like a common man's PacoJet and I sure can't afford the real thing.
>>20424295Is dropping lobsters in boiling water that bad? I mean, they're basically sea bugs. Do they suffer? Should I kill them in some other way before?
>>20424303I think every animal probably experiences some form of discomfort and it should be minimized.Electrical stunning is probably the most humane way, but obviously you need special equipment for that. Other than that, there's no definite answer.People say splitting the head with a knife is quickest, but some say they don't have a brain like we do and it might not stop them from feeling pain. Some people say sedating them in the refrigerator or freezer is okay because it basically puts them to sleep, it doesn't hurt them since they've evolved to live in cold water. Some say because of the brain thing, boiling might be most humane. And some say holding them upside down for a short amount of time causes them to pass out and then tossing them into boiling water will kill them while they're still unconscious.Personally I think just tossing them into boiling water probably isn't the most humane method. And since we can't definitely say which of the others are best, you should probably just do whichever one you're most comfortable with and can reliably do without stressing it out.
kys faggot
why do you do this?
>>20425309I like ck webm threads
>>20425324but we dont like you or your stale webms
>>20425279>wino anglo skank >:(>beer addicted nipponic qt3,14 :oPost that one with the japanese drunk girl
>>20425324But you post the same shit every time.
>>20425440Thats what generals are for I dont get made at the anon that posts egg man
>>20425588source?
I hope you die you faggot
>>20425607I like how the fn implies the left one is the republican, contrary to popular stereotype.
>>20426229Democrats are hardworking blue collar men Republicans are rich soyboys
>>20421456kek
>>20425657yjk
>>20426345This is the kind of girl that will age like SHIT in 5 years and end up fat as fuck. Regardless, I would still drape those knockers in some THICK ropes of cum without a second thought.
>>20426339a fool's bite @ 0:46
>>20425315i dont tip and that faggot would be going up 3 flights of stairs
>>20426548what is a fools bite
>>20426512shes already fat as fuck
improving this shit ass thread
>>20427078why ypipo put on blush before eatin they beef
>>20427049Needs more sugar.
>>20425283moar
>>20427078>whole stick of butter for a steakdo british people really
>>20425580We recently had a thread without (You) in it, was pretty fun.>>20416337
>>20427195>no WEBM Chad>thread dies after 70 posts
It's funny, the same asshole seems to post the same hundred videos. And here I thought I had no life.
>>20427138butter is fucking fine it's unhealthy rep is overblown and pushed by vegetable oil companies.
>>20427333Something can be healthy and it can also be possible to have too much.
>>20427395Not water. Not oxygen.
>>20425637fuck I havent seen this for years and I think I cringed just as hard as I did the first time I saw it
requesting the one where its some hipster restaurant and they are just slamming chalky powdery shit on the tablemost pretentious shit ive ever seen
>>20427032I guess that's mineral hot spring water
>>20427395yeah and calling that a "whole" stick is completely overblown
>>20425350Not making a webmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO484lp33q8&t=6nihon no arukoru wa sugoi ne !
>>20425308Bad mother
>>20427475Drinking too much water kills you by hyponatremia. This is what kills the retards at raves.
>>20425588Bros....she's perfect. I can deal with the farts.
>>20427475>>20427559>Breathing 100 percent oxygen at normal pressure can cause acute oxygen poisoning, which can lead to all sorts of symptoms, including: Fluid in the lungs, hyperventilation or labored breathing. Chest pains, mild burning on inhalation and uncontrollable coughing (sometimes with blood)Eating too much butter won't kill you but it'll probably give you a bit of diarrhea (diarrhea is bad)
>>20422459Other than nymphos women don't really think about sex very often, except as a tool or a social act.
>>20425292Was everyone an alcoholic in the 40s? So many scenes of a guy crying at the sight of beer for the first time in forever. Useless drunks
>>20426577>I only date women with a bmi of -2Get a life loser
>>20427688Yeah it was sort of like when they first legalized weed and everyone went crazy and lined up around the block and it pretty much insta-killed the "duuuude weeeeed duuuuude" culture as well as the "reeeee junkies reeeee" crying because everyone just got over the novelty in about a week
>>20427690It's ok to eat less bertha. You're not going to die if you skip dessert
>>20425283cute
>>20427695>>20427688That is from a war movie anon dude had been on a submarine for 8 months or something
>>20425306what are they eating?
>>20428212fish with chopped onion
>>20421409Simple. Rustic.
>>20425306The "Beware of the seagulls, THEY ATTACK" sign is the most kino part about this
>>20428212Pickled herring
>>20424140>this kills the frog.
>>20425325When was Whoopi Goldberg stacked like that
>>20425652YESSSS LAWDSMELL IT THRU DA PHONE
>>20427655LOL
>>20421409>>20421761>hey, we heard your tribe cooks these eggs in the sand>not really>we'll give you like fifty bucks to film it>done
>>20425292>>20427688>>20427992Ice Cold in Alex, set in Egypt during WWII. The main character literally is an alcoholic, the whole film is about them evacuating across the desert to Alexandria with him motivating himself with the dream of a cold beer.
>>20425637Jesus fucking Christ, I haven’t cringed this hard in like ever
>>20426512I love how the girl in the back cringes as she sees the food the dumb bitch ordered
>>20428346looks like verse maatjes aka raw and not pickled
>>20428674neat thanks anon
>>20425293>he can't see the phoneshitok is such a stupid thing.
>>20425633damn post op elon looking good
>>20421409the heat of the dirt cooks the egg
>>20421866Yes. And those huts are actually skyscrapers and everything turns into wakanda once the racist whites leave
>>20425652WHAT COUS' SAY?IF YOU AIN'T SNEEZIN', IT AIN'T SEASONED
>>20429880Adorbs
>>20426354
>>20429903wage cage
>>20424156I should call her..
>>20424156>ASS brand sauce
>>20429903Try to unionize and I'll put a stick into the devices rotors
>>20429901>But unseasoned pickles >Add seasoning
>>20425316unreal
>>20430024before>>20430025after
>>20425590I should call her
>>20426336I can't believe he put on 200lbs for this role man
>>20421409a challenger appears
>>20426345
>>20424303ive seen chefs slice their heads down the center to kill before boiling.
>>20421769Staged lmao
>>20427698See you say that, but like... sounds like some bullshit.
>>20429903I think this is because he has a prosthetic leg?
>>20425325Not into black girls and I don't find this one particularly attractive but I would love to just snuggle up on her huge tits and fall asleep on them. Probably suckle on them a bit but really just being hugged up next to them would be great
>>20429882based creme poster
>>20429903swinging that big pot around looked a lot more dangerous
>>20430239What the fuck was he making
>>20430284maybe peanut brittle
>>20430284perfection
>>20425282I secretly suspect one of the real reasons they do this is because meat products throw off drug sniffing dogs.
>>20430319I think most drug dogs are trained to ignore food and only mark for drugs
>>20425282>>20430319i think the dogs only sniff for street drugs as wellyou could load up prescriptions to the brim and walk on fine and easy
>>20430322>>20430324But why bother training your dog to avoid meat products if you want to search for them anyway?
>>20430287
>>20426351The state of AI video has me boggled. I don't know what's real anymore. Is this video proof garloids are real or some generated video?
>>20430319Animal products are much more likely to spread severe diseases that are dangerous to people. Nobody wants someone importing HIV bushmeat or avian flu chicken.
>>20430351https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urechis_unicinctus
>>20430361People are already good enough at doing that themselves. Realistically, what's a bigger hazard, the guy that's made of meat or the packaged sausage he brought as a snack?
>>20430372What, are you dumb? Livestock is much more likely to catch a disease from the flesh of its own kind than from a human. Interspecies transmissions are disaster scenarios.
>>20429885Need a name bro please her IG tiktok cashapp anything
>>20430452She doesn't have one. It's a guy showing off his wife.
>>20425293This is fake but is some bitch actually tries this the real answer to the shittest is to swap the plates and tell her if she complains or doesnt finish you'll smash it over her fucking head
>>20425315If thaf were my delivery "guy" I would full sprint up to him, tackle him to the ground, and take my (generous) 5$ tip right back out of his pocketThen I would shit on his face while calling management to get him fired for "unprofessional behavior"
>>20429901I want to see those stupid exaggerated facial expressions while having sex with her and cumming on her glasses if you know what I mean
>>20430025LiesHe escapedHe's still running to this day
>>20429885ABSOLUTELY disgusting.I am 3 day fast and I still wont eat the shit that she is cooking
>>20430461You can't do that anymore because they're independent contractors, not employees. Even though they don't have a registered business.
>>20430491Fine.I'll still do the first part of my post up until and including where I shit down his throat
>>20430024Me escaping the non-racist table (I'm very racist, so I don't belong there)Someone please make this into a gifcaption webm for me thank you
>>20430512>I'm very racistYou have to go back.
>>20430519Where? I've always been here?
>>20430519ywnfi
>>20427512I need to find her, she's just like me
>>20424140>blended frog
>>20427655>except as a tool or a social actso 24/7
>>20425637
>>20425566>>20425571>>20425575>>20425580>>20425582>>20425583>>20425588>>20425590>>20425597>>20425600>>20425603>>20425607>>20425610>>20425614>>20425618>>20425623>>20425626>>20425633>>20425636>>20425637>>20425641>>20425644>>20425646>>20425649>>20425652>>20425657>>20425665>>20425667>>20425675>>20426332>>20426334>>20426336>>20426339>>20426342>>20426345not only the same webm but also in the same order?!?!?! seriously is it done by a bot or something??? excluded the rest bcs theyre all the same
>>20422586I think they rather not get aids or anything else
>>20422459>>20427655the duality of incel
>>20430779first time on 4chan kid?
>>20430828>IslamanonYou couldn't slam your way out of a wet paper bag!
>>20430442>Livestock is much more likely to catch a disease from the flesh of its own kind than from a humanSo what, you're taking that packaged sausage and feeding it to a pig?I don't get it.
>>20430823I'm not an incel. I've ghosted or put a couple chicks (and dudes) in the friend zone. Maybe I was never mature enough to handle a real relationship. We'll never know. I chose to post on 4chan instead or chasing tail.It softens the blow a little bit that the women I cut ties with have since become generic soccer moms.I think I'd be a good dad though.
>>20424140>pepe smoothie
>>20430910>I think I'd be a good dad thoughProbably not. These sorts of insecurities that preclude one from creating and maintaining a healthy intimate relationship tend to get passed on and imprinted into raised children.
>>20430360CHONK for chanko
>>20430491You can still bitch to door dash and they will shitcan the bad waggie
>>20430779Its from my ck folder
>>20430360looks pretty good, might not eat as much as sumo wrestler tho
not webm, but i don't even care
>>20431213
>>20430319nah its because 3rd worlders try to bring baboon meet into singapore
>>20425308she cute
>>20429903Man is literally cooking on an over the top office chair.
>>20429901>vegan baconGod that looks disgusting
>>20431458
>>20431464So many rednecks are just speedrunnning heart attacks
>>20425280mommy?
>>20425315bitch you drove down the street, you aint make the food.
>>20429903From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me
>>20430024I like my meat rare, but this is ridiculous!!!
>>20431597the tips mostly go to the waiter/waitress not the cook/chef
>>20431216is it good tho? i want some
>>20425308Part of the reason so many families give up on cooking at home is they they start right in the deep end, they make this dumb, overly complicated "healthy" food (read: low in caloric value, high in antioxidants and other useless meme nutrients that kids don't need) that their kids not only hate but physically have trouble eating. Just make fucking meat-and-potatoes, there is a reason that's what everyone made before we got used to having fast food restaurants on every corner.
>>20425316That looks delicious
>>20430779What the fuck are you talking about?
I really need the webm of a recipe, with a half second of two dogs 69ing inserted in the middle of the webm
>>20425329Fresh OC hot off the press
>>20432067this is what anime does to people
>>20421456Ahh yes, splendid! Good afternoon, lads! I'm Head Adventurer William P. Connolly, Esquire! Welcome, to the Super Adventure Club!
>>20431005please stop posting the same videos every time
>>20432137You don't get to the next level until you crack the code.
>>20432139ill watch wsg food videos instead. at least they have sound
>>20432145tell jap moot to enable sound on all boards I would love to have audio in my work
>>20432137cool it with the anti-elderly remarks
>>20432177Go to hell, soundfag.
>>20429115Dont be retarded anon. They turn into mansions.
>>20429885>>20430452>using a spoon with a plastic handle to cookShe's poisoning her husband with micro plastic in his food.Bad wife.
>>20430026It's not even the same animal you dumb American.>>20430476Based escapade enjoyer.
>>20432883>She's poisoning her husband with micro plastic in his food.
>>20431563You don't know how food works apparently.
>>20432137but post the webm of a recipe, with a half second of two dogs 69ing inserted in the middle of the webm
>>20425316"Well, at least it can't get any wor- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
>>20425623lmao
>>20425288>ckjanny.webm
>>20433624i don't get it
>>20429903>jesse we have to cook
>>20427072What the fuck is wrong with anglos
>>20429901>A tiktok video in response to a tiktok videoJesus that site was a mistake.
>>20430287Cool process but half the popcorn is burnt to shit.
>>20430442>You can't bring in that steak because it'll magically end up being eaten by a cow>Yes, you can come in with Covid-19, H1N1 and Sars
>>20433624what is this supposed to be about
>>20433626>>20433714think he ate too much at a buffet place like the filename suggests
>>20433725You can't filename explain your webm posts in 2024 because 85% of people are viewing from their phone.
>>20433725but it looks like he filmed it by himself in his kitchen and he's acting, poorly
>>20428212Maatjes haring. Dutch thing
>>20433737But you can see filenames from the phone too. You just have to press under the clip where the filesize is and it will pop up the filename.
>>20430779This entire website is mostly bots, there's no point in having captchas in the first place because of how easily they can be circumvented.
>>20433751Are you saying that pressing on a checkbox a few times then waiting a full minute before solving the captcha could be achieved by anything but a human?
>>20433751that old webm spammer is the wurst of them all. he should get some new content
>>20430475>if you know what I meanNo, I don't really understand what you mean.
>>20433737>phone posting with a web browser
>>20424140no person can possibly enjoy this, why not use fruits?? any milk like coconut? eggs? nuts and seeds??? but frogs? who the fuck looks at frogs and thinks "hmmm this critter must be nice blended to a paste"? I am baffled
>>20424348animals eat each other in the most horrible ways, and while the prey is pretty much alive usually. why caring so much about a lobster discomfort, they can't even feel paindiscomfort is part of life
>>20425279WHAT A LIFE
>>20433966Even if you don't care about the lobster feeling pain, a stressed animal provides lower quality meat. >discomfort is part of lifeSo is trying to minimize discomfort.
>>20427475>not waterthere are even gaming related stories for this
>>20433958>who the fuck looks at frogs and thinks "hmmm this critter must be nice blended to a paste"?asians
>>20433737>>20433747what kind of shit-ass shit is this?just install chrome on your phone you fucking jackasses.it's literally free and runs better than the phones built in "browser".
>>20432177yes.just imagine how insufferable /pol/ would become.>inb4 "become">>20432237you may eat shit, anon.
>>20434701But that's the Chrome browser app I'm using in the screenshot. If you mean why it doesn't look like in the desktop mode? Fuck that shit, mobile is for mobile mode and PC for desktop.
>>20432903considering oreos to be food means you don't even know what food is.
>>20430925>insecuritieswhere?
>>20434833The self described perception of being unable to handle "real" relationships and ulimately ghosting/friendzoning others is indicative of an avoidant style of attachment, which tends to be rooted in deep insecurities about ones worth and shame, keeping others from getting too close to not get hurt again.Of course it's not possible to gauge too much from a single short anonymous basket weawing forum post, but these sort of things aren't too uncommon.
guys seriously does no one remember the webm of the cooking sliced with two dogs doing a 69? ;-;
