I just learned about Ohio Valley-style pizzawhat the fuck man?why would you do this?
>>20426988I was gonna ask wtf was wrong with it until I googled and saw this is how you eat it. I guess some degenerates like Lunchables.
And here I used to think microwaving a pizza was the worst thang you could do to it.
Still better than raw salad on pizza. Or pasta on pizza. Easily the most retarded toppings I've seen on pizza.Also people in Ohio has a long tradition of eating cold un melted cheese
>>20426988I'd have some, it's pretty much a pizza version of an open face sandwich.
>>20427008>I'd have some, it's pretty much a pizza version of an open face sandwich.A pizza is already an open face sandwich, if you compare it to a calzone sandwich
>>20426988>Ohio Valley PizzaDon’t knock it until you try it
That ain't shit.
It would be funny if the concept of the Ohio Valley Pizza only came about because they forgot to put it in the oven, and the customer was so embarrassed to have paid over $50 for it so they lied about how much they loved it.
>>20427015>A BIG MAC IS A LASAGNA>CORNDOGS ARE WELLINGTONS
>>20427157A EGG MCMUFFIN IS A EGGS BENEDICT
>>20426988It's delicious. Provolone fucks hard, and mozzarella is tasteless dogwater pleb cheese.
>>20426988Why don't you go back?
>>20426988Looks vile
>>20426988Would. Sober, even. Just not around anyone with a camera.
I wonder what provolone on a pizza would taste like, assuming this is true.
>>20426988id try it ngl
The "cuisine" was born of an utter disdain, if not outright hostility, to proper cookery. Aren't they the state that came up with rice krispie treats?
cold cheese on pizza is fucking retarded
>>20426988I'm from Marietta OH and have never seen this irl
>>20428539the heat of the crust melts the cheese
>>20426988>Ohio Valley-style you talk like your pizza looks
>>20428828i knew of a place in columbus that had something similar but you were supposed to take it home and bake it (shitty restaurant concept)
>>20428855>OP is made of pizzawhat are OPs geographic coordinates, asking for a friend
>>20426988You see, out here we're a little...slower out here
Love me some 'ley 'za
>>20428860Before or after allowing for the gravitational distortions due to OP being a fat fuck?
>>20427099>>20426988I would nosh this if it was raw milk low temp cheese on there.,
>>20426988>Ohio Valley-style pizzaWhere I’m from we call this Pittsburgh style pizza. The best is Beto’shttps://pittsburghorbit.com/2015/05/27/the-pizza-chase-betos-of-beechview/
>>20429375this looks vile
>>20429386It’s delicious. Don’t knock it until you try it
>>20428828>I'm from Marietta OH and have never seen this irlThere are literally three pizzerias in downtown Marietta that serve this style of pizza. Get out of your parents basement more often.
>>20429506ok, they may have it, but I have never seen it irl nor heard of anyone ever ordering it. ill ask my sister, she works in one.
pizza good
>>20427115This is just someone looking for a fight.
>>20427115Would look cool hanging from my wall.
>>20426994I've been making nachos and adding the cheese after warming everything else up so it stays mostly unmelted. There's something enjoyable about it. Doesn't seem as greasy and the taste of the cheese is more distinct.
>>20430278pizza good, women bad.
>>20431011no it wouldnt
I live in the Ohio Valley. I eat this type of pizza often. I love it but my friends and family from outside the area hate it. I think it's something you have to grow up with to enjoy.
>>20432718does it taste like a lunchable?
>>20429427I don't need to go to your shithole backwater home to try this. I can just pull a bag of shredded cheese from my fridge and throw it around like a retard and lick it off the floor and experience the same taste.
>>20427015technically it's a burger
>>20432859>i can just pull a bag of shredded cheese from my fridge and throw it around like a retard Nope. Won’t be the same taste https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-case-for-pittsburgh-pizza
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just let a frozen pizza defrost and then eat that when it is room temperature? Looks like the same damn thing.
>>20426988Lunch able style looks good
>>20432725No. The crust is crispy and hot. The sauce is usually a little spicy. There is pepper mixed into it. The cheese melts from the heat at the bottom but stays cold at the top. Dave Portnoy gave the DiCarlos in Wheeling a 6.4. I think Zontinis' In Martin's Ferry is better and would have scored slightly higher (around a 7). My guess is that low 7's is the ceiling for this type of pizza.
Everyone talks about this pizza that nobody fucking eats and that dogshit Cinci 'chili' but nobody ever mentions Ohio food that is actually good.
>>20433798technically that's a sandwich
>>20427115Why does every American city have to invent some fake-history unique pizza topping? It's obviously something cultural because the burgers do the same thing with their sports teams creating artificial rivalries, nicknames and traditions instead of letting them develop naturally over time. Ditto those weird homogenised university socities.
>>20428471Probably like provolone you fucking retard
>>20433933a burger is a sandwich
>>20433953I. Don't. Know.My hometown is a 3000 year old city of 2 million and we have no bizarre fake rivalries but we do have our share of bullshit history, like that the city was founded by a mermaid or that a two thousand year old castle, if you can call it that, in the middle of the old town was built by a wizard and a magic chicken.
>>20434001The difference is those weird history and traditions developed naturally over time. With the American thing it feels like someone from above decided the sports team needed a cool animal name and at least two serious rivalries. Like they don't even wait and see if a nickname occurs naturally but the branding required an identifiable name at time of creation.And it's not like the Americans don't have their own unique culture more widely because they do but there's this weird extra need to invent historic-seeming practices right now on top of it through some sort of insecurity.
>>20434015>The difference is those weird history and traditions developed naturally over time.And they were invented fake-history once upon a time that you now take for granted.
>>20434035Using sports teams as an example again there's an obvious difference between a nickname developing from the ground up over decades and a team being created with an inbuilt pseudo-nickname from sort sort of animal or called cowboys or something. Similarly regional foods developing over time vs grabbing at the first sort-of different pizza someone creates and blasting it with your city name from every corner like it's something special.
>>20426988Flyovers are descended from the poorly educated hicks of their respective countries, once you realize that it explains a lot
>>20434050Just say you don't like Americans anon, maybe use some buzzword like soulless or whatever, you'll have the entire third world cheering with you these days.Here you're folding yourself into pretzel trying to express your dislike of their perceived culture without just saying so.
>>20434015Ah, I see. Our football team doesn't even officially have a name, just [City Name] FC but unofficially, we call them the name that was used in the old language for citizens of the city (think something like if Istanbul's FC were called the Constantinopleans or something).Still, I think that someone must have made up our traditions at some point and they were new then. We just have the luxury of being 3000 years removed from that rather than 3000 months (IE 250 years) like the eastern parts of America (Arizona has only been American for 112 years lmao).
>>20434092I already said previously Americans do have a culture and I think it's fine. What I don't understand is why they have some sort of insecurity compelling them to try and create another layer of artificial uniqueness on top of that. Why the need to subtitle the sports teams right out of the gate?>>20434096>Ah, I see. Our football team doesn't even officially have a name, just [City Name] FC but unofficially, we call them the name that was used in the old language for citizens of the city (think something like if Istanbul's FC were called the Constantinopleans or something).Yeh that's a common enough pattern for football team names.>Still, I think that someone must have made up our traditions at some point and they were new then. We just have the luxury of being 3000 years removed from that rather than 3000 months (IE 250 years) like the eastern parts of America (Arizona has only been American for 112 years lmao).The overall time does help but I don't think it was an individual person or small group of people which is the difference (i.e. you can't say someone specific did it). The teams founders didn't pick the name it was adopted as the nickname from the ground up instead of the top down. Also it's worth considering that most association football teams aren't much over 100 years old themselves and most of the time they have a team song it's something the fans adopted of their own accord in the mid 20th century.
>>20434001Fucking hell Europe, can you do any more to appeal to little girls?
>>20434060YWNBAW
>>20434121Not that kind of mermaid. She's a fish/bird/woman chimera who fucked horses and killed men to eat their flesh.The spot of her death is where the wizard built the castle.
>>20429375i've been to beto's a few times and i do think its good, but the way i always did it was to get takeout and finish the pizza in the oven at home. no risk of cold za that way compared to getting delivery from a traditional pizza place. eating it as-is is enjoyable too i guess but thats the way i grew up eating these pittsburgh pies. fuck ohio btw
>>20428828Columbus ohio here, never knew this was a thing.
>>20433795Sounds like it was invented by someone who just really loves cold shredded mozzerella
Pizza is for manchildrenImagine liking things
>>20434128>waaaaahhhh tranny tranny tranny!!I was born a man, have never doubted that I am one, and flyovers should still be genocided. Stay mad.
>>20435449Everyone deserve to be genocided.
>>20435449>I was born a man, have never doubted that I am oneAnd yet you never grasped basic concepts such as cause and effect, you wretched, genderless urbanite.
>>20435476>>20435459>>20435449>>20434128If your ancestors were successful in their home countries, you would be there and not here. Your ancestors were by definition failures. Facts don't care about your feelings.
>>20426988I live in Columbus and we don't have anything like that here afaik. We have Columbus style pizza which is thin crust, square cut pizza.
>>20435482So basically 99.9% of humanity is a failure LOL.We need to exterminate the human race
>>20426988>swap cold pepperoni for dry-cured ham>swap Lunchables cheese for fetaThere, fixed it.
>>20426994Skyline chilli slaps tho that pizza dosen't
>>20427144They already sell take home pizzas you have to cook yourself at California pizza kitchen
>>20428534Rice krispy treats are s tier though
>>20433953There’s New York and Chicago style. Everything else is derivative of those and fake.
>>20431224Hey watch it, that's me
>>20426994The heat of the chili melts the cheese though
>>20434202I have to know... what city is this?
>>20436050Dallas, Texas
>>20426988Lived in ohio for all my 70 years and never once heard of or seen this.
>>20435635The only people who have been successful enough to never leave their homeland one generation after another since the dawn of humanity are sub-saharan africans
>>20436121Nah it’s jews.Jews are the only successful people on the planet.You are powerless and deserve to be extinct
>>20436146Fake, the jews have contaminated every nation in human history besides maybe some far east asian ones. Their "homeland" was invented like 50 years ago because none of them lived there anymore
>>20436161Wrong.YHVH created humanity and he himself is jewish
>>20435496>Columbus style pizza which is thin crust, square cut pizza.i dont think donatos style is specifically 'columbus style', i think officially its called st. lous style.
>>20427015>A pizza is already an open face sandwich, if you compare it to a calzone sandwichand a Pizza is just a Flambee with tomato sauce.
>>20433795Damn. I'm not that guy but I was kind of hoping it was like a lunchable pizza, but better.I'm kind of tempted to try making a fancy lunchables pizza though, with the extra sweet sauce and all.
>>20434001>two thousand year old castle, if you can call it that, in the middle of the old town was built by a wizard and a magic chicken.Lmao what city
>>20436573Shelbyville, opposite the Springfield Gorge
>>20435496wtf man, we have dicarlos here. it's the original Ohio valley style. I get it every week
>>20436282>>20435496Columbus style pizza doesn't exist but even the faggots who argue it's existence know the key features are thin crust and ezzo old world style cup pepperoni. this other Columbus retard doesn't know anything
>>20437738Yeah the small crispy pepperonis seem to be a local thing which is weird cause they are superior
>>20437752*pepperoni
>>20426988>>20433953>why would you make something in a new manner instead of retreading old ground?!?!>hold on this isn't a stupid enough statement, let me make this a complaint about america too>>20434015>he thinks sports rivalries are fakeIt doesn't take psyops and puppetmasters to make people who identify with group A see group B as rivals. Also you're conflating a fucking team name with some weird nickname thing. Does inferiority complex-land just name a team "Village of Schittfahrter Football Team" and keep that until someone with enough popularity decides to start calling them the "Schittfahrter Carltons"?
>>20437765Peppeloni!
>>20437798>>he thinks sports rivalries are fake>he legitimately hates people based on which color costume they like watching the niggers running on tv wearingGet a grip
Pizza al pastor is actually good though
>>20437826>knowing how things work means you're a participantThank you for confirming your IQ can be measured in two digits.
>>20437892>Thank you for confirming your IQ can be measured in two digits.Both of you sound like retards.
>>20437798To be fair, "Minnesota Vikings," "Chicago Bulls," "Pittsburgh Penguins" and "Baltimore Orioles" are all team names. Doing this sort of thing is a very New World phenomenon. The rest of us just use nicknames, like Man U/Red Devils, The Hammers and Cottagers but the team names are Manchester United (as a shortening) West Ham (in reference to their history as the FC for a shipbuilding company, Thames Ironworks) and Fulham (because they're faggots), respectively. IE, we name teams for where the fuck they're from while New Worlders like Americans and Aussies name their teams after mascots while nicknames are mostly used by fans and infrequently by anyone else.Examples of nicknames vs team names in American sports are The Birds (Philadelphia Eagles), Orange Crush (Denver Broncos) and so on. And nearly all American sports teams have fursuit mascots. Only four in the whole of the NFL lack mascots altogether, for example.
>>20436050>>20436573https://mermaidsofearth.com/mermaid-statues-mermaid-sculptures/public/piazza-sannazaro/This is the best English-language article I can find as it makes reference to her fish-and-bird form but doesn't mention that she ate dudes, though it does talk about the horse she fucked.
speaking of ohio pizza, donatos hot chicken pizza is a delicious abomination
>>20439418you can't put cucumbers on a pizza
ohio valley is pretty good if done right. a lot of these pizzas use interesting and different combos of meat cheese and veggies, it does tasty pretty good cold with the hot crust>t. from pgh
>>20426988it looks like eating a cold pizza lunchable, the way they were meant to be. did you know any freaks who microwaved them?
>>20431063Shredded cheese has its place on nachos, home made mostly, but a liquid cheese is a great once in a while thing
