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>>20434225fried chicken and spaghetti from a diner > fried chicken and spaghetti from some gay flip mcdonalds knockoff
>>20434228thisI dont trust any chain that serves that much disjointed bullshit
It's probably aaight
Their menu is truly strange. It's there a unifying theme?
>>20434535The theme is "colonialism-induced culinary schizophrenia" and "obesity"
>>20434225I miss the seasoning powder they had for the spicy chicken. Now its cooked in
>>20434225go back
>>20434225filipino spaghetti is foul as fuck
>>20434536kek
Never been to a Jollibee. Is it any good? I have pretty low standards for fast food and takeout in general
>>20435892Asians say the fried chicken is good but they lie to get their shit ahead so I don't know.
>>20434225The spaghetti is overly sweet and disgusting, but the PalabokFiesta is savory and delicious. Skip the spaghetti and grab some Palabok
it must taste really fucking good because it looks revoltingit looks like the plastic food you get with children's play kitchens. it looks like an unreleased play-doh set. nothing appetizing about it.
>>20435892The chicken’s not bad. Not any better than Popeyes. The spaghetti is wretched and overly sweet.
>>20434536lold IRL
>>20434225I'm not eating anything that's had Filipino hands touch it
>>20436048It doesn't. The only amazing thing about it is the skin. Both the spicy and mild ones stay crispy no matter what. I get jollibee with steamed rice as a side, and they enclose the bucket in a plastic bag and yet it's crispier than what I get out of my deep fryer. I don't like the chicken meat itself though, it's rubbery. Also never have filipino spaghetti, it's extremely sweet.
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>>20436654>true whites eat ambiguous slop from shitty SEA fast food shithouses
I want a giant female worker Jollibee to sting me in the ass with her ovipositor stinger After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum I'll watch her pull away shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hotdog meat sauce separates from her body along with the stinger which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy wings furiously showering the area with stale grease as she tries to fly back to the hive but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep and she flops down on the ground hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out
>>20436662kek'd
flip food is some of the worst
>>20434225Burnt nuggets-a-go-go no thanks you can keep them.
>>20436009What's next, which ketchup to put on your pathetic noodles or getti? You fucking asian rats.
>>20434225the constant stroking for this place isnt gonna convince me that anything is better than popeyes.
>>20436690Why do people always accuse me of being asian online
>>20437039We can tell. And if you weren't asian, you'd have immediately denied it.
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>>20434225Spaghetti is absolute garbage fed to kids by parents who don't love them, who the fuck would actually order it from a menu?
>>20434536jej
>>20434225>>20434228>>20434252>>20434535>>20434536>>20435569>>20435892>>20436009>>20436119>>20436654>>20436677>>20439020>>20439536KONNICHIWA DUDE!
